4 comments/ 122514 views/ 17 favorites How to Just Get Kinky By: Decayed Angel Well, quite frankly, it's like this, for a wild, sexy, erotic web site Literotica sure has its share of uptight and even prudish people. Wow, carry a story over between several story categories and you'd think you were a mass murderer given the variety of responses you get. Why even a fairly tame fetish like masturbating while listening to women change in a department store changing room is called sick by a reader reading in the fetish category. It's apparent that some of the readers need to see a bit more of the incredibly wide variety of sexual fetishes, perversions and just plain outlandish behavior. As writers I think we need to explore the various fringes of extreme behavior be it sexual or otherwise. With the exception of several taboos, Literotica is the perfect place for a writer to tiptoe on the fringes of sexuality and safely return. Well, safely return except for the prudish feedback, but to be honest, they can be some of the most fun reading here. What I offer here is some food for thought, if you excuse the cliche'. Some of the odd fetishes and behaviors I describe below can be excellent starting points for stories. As writers all you have to do is abandon all hope and dive deep into the kink. Consider the statue. Some of the earliest erotica ever created was in the form of statues. Many women (and gay guys) think of David and men (and lesbian women) think of a Venus De Milo and can feel a bit aroused. Ah, take the arousal a step further, strip off your clothes and have sex with the statue and you are practicing Agalmatohpilia. In ancient times Clisyphus was said to have placed a piece of meat on a statues crotch and then proceeded to have sex with it. Later, worshippers of the god Priapus had a statue of the god that featured an erect penis which they would use to penetrate virgins in ceremonies. More recently some men will masturbate against manikins. I can only hope it was after store hours. Perhaps crossing over the line of acceptable behavior, but fitting at least one category here at lit is Biastophilia or when someone gets aroused by sexually assaulting an unwilling victim. Often if the victim submits to this person, the person may lose interest. Their arousal comes from the fear and tension they see in their victim. Hate tight spaces? Consider Claustrophilia or those sexually aroused by being confined in small compartments. Often a person can put a partner with claustrophobia in a confined area and the apprehension can increase arousal when having sex. Just imagine the phone booth, coat closet and coffin fantasies we might be reading about. Well, maybe not the coffin stuff. Anasteemahilia is the attraction to a person because of their difference in height. Wow, my fantasy with a WNBA basketball team now has a word to define it. Of course the variations here can add a bit of spice. A short man with a tall woman is a bit different from the normal pairings we see and can get very exciting in BDSM adventures, while very tall men with very short women can feel and enhanced sense of power, again with some BDSM opportunities. Ah, the arm pit. The arm pit is very sensitive to a tongue or the warmth of a penis. Axillism is the use of the armpit for sex, a practice more common in Europe where women are more likely to grow their arm pit hair, however, the freshly shaved armpit is very sensitive, but if there is too much stubble it can be irritating to a penis. Of course, with a few good stories about arm pit sex here at Literotica and axillism may become the new blow job in the not too distant future. Okay, let's exercise a bit of caution with this next practice, though according to some practitioners, it is not really all that painful. I'm talking about Bee Stings on, yes, you got it, the penis. While bee stings were once thought useful as a remedy for arthritis, they can also be used to extend the duration of orgasm and the stings increases the circumference of the penis. To save yourself from having to run naked into the flowers, some people suggest capturing two bees, spinning their jar to make them dizzy and disoriented and then, holding their wings, apply them to the penis. Again, the practitioners claim this is not really all that painful, but honestly, I ain't gonna be fucking no flowers anytime in the near future. One thing guys, if you are allergic to bee stings, let's not try this, even if you are working hard to impress a lady. Honestly, exercise caution here, it is believed that about 5% of the population is allergic to bee stings. If you have been stung and are experiencing an allergic reaction, quickly consult a medical professional. Hmm, now if you need a fun way to kill off a character, here may be your chance. These are just a hint of the strange, sick, and downright kinky things that some people have done or are doing right now. Just think that sexy person riding up in the elevator with you may have just... well, that is entire up to you. Have fun. Bibliography: 1.) Fernbach, Amanda Fantasies of FETISHISM from Decadence to the Post-Human 2002 Rutgers University Press New Brunswick, NJ 2.) Love, Brenda Encyclopedia of Unusual Sex Practices 1999 Greenwich Editions, London. How to Just Get Kinky-er Okay folks, once again in the interest in expanding our sexual horizons for storytelling and hey, maybe a bit of downright nasty fun, we're going to take a look at some various kinks. Please keep in mind that, first of all, I'm not making this stuff up, hell some of this is just too far out there for that to be the case and secondly, I do not necessarily prescribe to or recommend any of these activities in your real life; that is all entirely up to you. As for your fiction, hey you can only fuck a basketball so many ways before wondering if there may not be something else out there. Why not write about it? In my previous How To article I touched up the ABCs of some pretty kinky stuff. Well now we expose the DEFs of some more kinky and, in at least one instance, some stinky stuff. Please remember while you read, that common sense is a virtue and should be exercised in any re-enactments of these activities. Also, a few things may not be entirely legal, so please check your local statutes. Are they tears of joy, anger, embarrassment or pain you see in your partner's eyes? Well you certainly should find out unless you are simply aroused by the sight of tears. Dacryphilia is the term for people aroused by seeing tears in their partner's (victim's) eyes. Proudly, I can claim that my performance has brought a partner to tears on several occasions; of course I assume it was because I was so damn good. Or was it because she was laughing so hard? Ah trees, they can make a wonderful scenic backdrop for any story. Of course there are those who want to involve the trees a bit more than others. Dendrophilia is when someone is aroused by trees. Trees have been considered symbols of fertility where on certain holidays men would go into the forest and ejaculate on the trees. I guess it's something like now when we go out on the search for that perfect Christmas tree, except instead of jacking off on it, we cut it down, drag it back to our cars, drive it home and cover it with a bunch of crap our kids made as school. And you know, the last time I jacked off on the Christmas tree it took me three weeks to get the sap cleaned off me. Sex with trees has also been recorded in history. Thomas Gregory, an anthropologist wrote of a South American tribe where one man found an especially nice hole in the tree and abandoned all sexual activity with his wife and girlfriends to make love to a tree. Hmm, has anyone written about fucking a tree? Look for my story "The Vagina Tree" and see. Gregory also reported of another man in the same tribe finding a tree with a hole, which he lined with leaves and had sex with it. Keep in mind guys that poison ivy is that vine with three leaves. Dogging has nothing to do with bestiality, it is an English term about when people watch couples having sex in cars. Supposedly, there are actually some parking places where couples will park and have sex, while others watch them. I imagine a sun roof really comes in handy here. Okay, those of you with weak stomachs might want to skip this paragraph. Emetophilia defines those who are aroused by vomit or vomiting. Yes, in some cases men may encourage their partner to overeat and drink. Later, while the partner gives them a blow job, they use their penis to gag them. Wow, imagine the comments you'd get on a story like that. Well, I guess I better slip back into something a bit more tame. Erotographomania describes people with a strong desire to write love letters or poetry. Caution, be very careful here writing the love poetry, some of the stuff I've seen lately is so sappy I could gag. Hmm, but that might be just the ticket for an Emetophile. Now writers here at Literotica need to be careful when writing about Felching. While in one context it is the word for sucking semen out of a vagina or rectum, it also can mean stuffing an animal into those same orifices, a definite no-no here at Lit. Animal lovers, please understand, no animals were injured during the writing of this article. I gave you kinky, now comes the stinky: Flatuphilia describes those who are aroused by flatulence (you know, farting?). Serious flatuphiles have been known to request their flatulent partner to release their gas into the faltuphile's face. Okay, no witty remark on that one, I'll just remain silent but deadly on the subject. I agree, this is some pretty bizarre and sick stuff, but wow you may find some pretty interesting stuff to write about. Or maybe not. You see, I'm into Fuckyoucommentaphilia or someone who is aroused by receiving numerous "Fuck you, you sick, disgusting bastard," comments on my stories. And hey folks, let's not get boring, let's get kinky. Bibliography: 1.) Fernbach, Amanda Fantasies of FETISHISM from Decadence to the Post-Human 2002 Rutgers University Press New Brunswick, NJ 2.) Love, Brenda Encyclopedia of Unusual Sex Practices 1999 Greenwich Editions, London.