4 comments/ 28801 views/ 16 favorites Hook Up Championship By: jonthechaosman Just a silly little idea I had. I wondered under what circumstances a man could keep up with a woman in a contest for number of sexual conquests in a single day considering that a woman would have an obvious advantage. I know it has a ridiculous premise but really, doesn't most porn? I mean really, how many pizza delivery guys get laid by sticking their dick up through a hole in the pizza they deliver to some bored housewife? How many guys actually bet their wife's three holes to their poker buddies to pay off a bet? Not many I'd imagine. So I hope you have fun with my silly story and, as always, I hope it gets you hot, or at least makes you laugh. My wife Jenny and I walked into the hotel bar to start our contest. Jenny, being a 5'8" vision of beauty with long dark hair, a firm and lovely set of 34D breasts, and a bubble but that was the object of many a fantasy, naturally assumed that she would win this little contest hands down. From the look of things she certainly was off to a good start. Despite her wedding rings and walking in with her husband she was generating an awful lot of attention from the men in the bar. We separated slightly and ordered drinks. As soon as she left my side she was surrounded by her many admirers. With many a glance in my direction, her potential suitors tried to get her undivided attention but she was being a social butterfly. A glance or smile at one man, a gentle touch on the arm of another, she drew them in with consummate skill. I was sitting back enjoying the entertainment when our friends Lisa and John joined us. Lisa came to me, John joined Jenny. Jenny shook her head at the antics of my wife. "I can't believe you guys are going through with this idiotic contest," Lisa said to me. "Are you sure this won't affect your marriage?" "We've been through this," I replied. "Hell, you were there for most of the discussions. You were judging the original contest that we tied." "But James," she said, "that was just talk, telling stories of your sexual history. To actually try to see how many sexual partners each of you can get in one night? It's just too much. John and I love you guys. We don't want to see you divorce." "We won't." I stated flatly. "I know she has told you and I will tell you again so that maybe you will believe us. With our sexual history it is a statistical anomaly that neither of us has cheated. It still surprises me that it took us ten years to even discuss our sexual antics before we met or suggest that it might be fun to open our marriage to include others in our bed. "Jenny and I love each other unconditionally. We both can easily differentiate between making love and fucking. Neither of us is even slightly jealous of the attention we get from others. It tends to be a real turn-on for us. A kind of...everyone wants her but it'll be my dick she's sucking later, not yours kind of thing. I have never considered a person who is having sex with multiple partners a bad thing. If she fucks a hundred men tonight I won't think she's a slut and leave her. I'll be proud of her and want to be number 101." "And you're sure she feels the same way," she said doubtfully. "Absolutely positive," I replied with a smile. "When she hears my number from tonight it will turn her on." I noticed my wife going to the elevator, heading upstairs to her side of the adjoining rooms we had hired for the night. She was trailed by John and eight guys who looked as if they couldn't believe their luck. The sway of her ass as she walked and the knowledge of what she was going to do with those eight men in that room had me adjusting my semi-hard cock in my jeans. Noticing this Lisa said, "You weren't kidding." There was stark disbelief in her voice. "This is turning you on." "You bet!" I said to her and then turned to the crowd that had been watching my wife pick up guys for an orgy. With a booming voice I said, "That was my wife, ladies and gentlemen. We have a contest going on that maybe you can help me win." The music had stopped and I was now the center of attention for every nearby person. People seemed to realize that there was something quite interesting going on. As they waited for what I might say next I remembered how this all started. I had just bought a new Harley when I met Jenny twelve years ago. She had just bought a new car. Money was tight with two payments on top of rent and other bills and it inhibited our fun at times. We dated for a couple weeks and fell in love pretty quickly. Moving in together was the logical step for us. Our sex life was phenomenal. Anything, sex related, that two consenting adults could try with each other was tried and perfected. We had similar interests and a shared outlook on life. The one thing about our relationship that caused issues between us was that we were both a little too competitive and unwilling to back down when challenged. This character flaw that we shared surfaced at interesting and unusual times and often was the only reason we ever argued or fought. When her car and my Harley were paid off we decided to alternate new vehicles to give us both more money to play. She bought a new Corvette and I kept my old Harley and even older truck. Now, ten years married she wanted to change the rules and trade in her 'vette on a Mercedes, but it was my turn for a new vehicle. Her contention was that I loved both my old truck, and my Harley, which was true. But she also assumed that since I was happy with my vehicles and that I had two, she should be able to trade in the car she wasn't happy with and get one she could love. I disagreed. John and Lisa were over the night it all blew up. Many drinks had been consumed and none of us were feeling any pain. We decided to have a contest, and the winner would get the new vehicle. John and Lisa would judge. None of us remember how the conversation turned to our sexual past but that's where it ended up. We decided that the person with the wildest past would win. I would tell a story and she would top it with one of her own. We traded stories back and forth to an astonished John and Lisa, each one getting wilder and wilder culminating in the astonishing fact that we had both attended the same orgy. There had been over twenty-five people there and we had no idea if we had even slept together, the whole evening of debauchery was a little fuzzy for both of us, but after comparing notes we realized we were telling the same tale. We had met and started dating a couple months later never realizing that we had briefly met the night of the orgy. John and Lisa had given up at that point and declared a tie, much to our chagrin. Jenny and I had amazing sex that night rehashing our old exploits in bed together, sharing more details and having an all-night fuck fest. The next day after John and Lisa had gone home, and before we fully recovered from our hangovers, we talked and eventually fought about the vehicles again. I admit that it got a little out of hand. Neither of us would back down and our sex history got dragged into it with both of us insisting that we had won despite the judging. Jenny finally said, "At least I know I was better at picking up a quick score." "Bullshit!" was my reply. "I could, and still can, pick up a one night stand just as fast as you. Probably faster," I sneered. "O.K." she said almost snarling, "New contest. We go to a hotel, rent rooms, and head down to the bar. Whichever of us scores the most in one night is the winner." We locked eyes and moved towards each other, crashing together in a tangle of ripping clothes and slamming bodies. We didn't make love that night; we fucked like animals on the kitchen floor. My shirt was hanging from my neck and one arm. I had ripped her sweatpants open at the crotch, too impatient to pull them down. I jammed my cock into her with a violence we had never experienced and she thrust against me just as hard. Her cunt was a warm, wet, slippery mess as her passion crashed over us both. Thrusting, groaning, scratching and biting we attacked each other until with a deafening scream she came as I flooded her with the largest orgasm of my life. When our passion was spent we both had scratches and bruises from head to toe and were physically spent. Then we started to laugh. I don't think either of us had realized just how hot it was to think of the other fucking someone else but it was obvious that the idea appealed to us both. When we recovered we talked it over and decided that the contest was a great idea, it was a great way to open up our marriage to a whole new world of fun, and that the winner got the new vehicle and ultimate bragging rights. We asked a disbelieving John and Lisa to be judges again. I said to the astonished crowd at the bar, "The contest rules are simple. Whichever of us has sex with the most people tonight is the winner. She just left with eight guys and our friend John, the impartial observer. His wife Lisa is my observer. They will keep count and will declare a winner tomorrow night, right here, at the scene of the crime. A completed sex act is defined as when our partner has an orgasm." I took off my shirt, displaying my very toned upper body. I work out daily and it shows. Flexing my biceps and tightening my abs, showing off the "V" leading down into my pants I asked the crowd, "Are there any fine ladies here tonight interested in a no strings orgasm? I promise that I always deliver." Lisa started laughing and spoke up. "He isn't kidding. I slept with him before I married John and he is fantastic in bed." I turned to her in surprise, "I thought you wanted to keep that quiet." "You need the help" she said smiling, "and it's true." An attractive blond in her late 40's stepped forward. "I'm in," she said. "It's been a while since I fucked a younger man." She ran her hands over my chest then down my stomach before grabbing my bulge and said, "It looks like you have the equipment to do the job." With much giggling, three girls in their early twenties stepped forward and then to my surprise a man. "Can anyone join this party?" he said hopefully. "I hadn't considered it but come along if you're willing," I said surprising even myself as my competitiveness took over. I would do anything to win. "I don't catch, but I might be persuaded to pitch." "Oh my God that's so hot," said another woman stepping forward. "I'm coming along to see that." I put my hand up to stop her. "If you come up to the room you have to participate." "I'm not just coming up," she said laughing and pulling out her cell phone, "I'm calling all of my friends to join us. I hope you can deliver." "Room 325," Lisa told the gathering crowd. As we headed upstairs I figured I was off to a good start. Our little crowd reached the room and stepped in. Lisa pulled out a notebook and started asking for and writing down first names as I stripped and walked to the bed. I heard several gasps from the women as my hardening 7" very fat cock came into view and several whistles when I turned around flexing my ass. This was going to be fun. "Who's first?" I asked opening a condom and rolling it on. Two thirty-something's stepped forward and stripped saying, "We have played together before." One of them was skinny with barely a-cup tits. She had red hair and freckles with a red landing strip covering a pale pink pussy. Her friend was a chubby brunette with soft pillowy breasts and a big round ass. I reached for Red as I lay back on the bed and pulled her fire crotch onto my face as her friend mounted my hard cock. I groaned into the delicious pussy on my face as she slid up and down on my cock until it was fully seated in her warmth. As I licked and sucked Red, sliding the occasional finger in her, searching for her G-spot I felt her friend begin to fuck me in earnest. She was rocking back and forth, sliding up and down, and making the hottest little noises as she rode me. They began kissing each other as I played with and sucked on the succulent cunt riding my mouth. With a shudder the brunette came on my cock and dismounted but kept kissing Red as I felt my condom removed and another one put on. Red came all over my mouth and Lisa handed me a warm washcloth for my face. "That's two," she said making notes as two more women stepped forward. The room was full of naked people now and I heard the door open and close several times crowding the room even more. A girl who was barely 21 climbed onto my still hard wood tossing her head with a moan and flinging her blonde hair back. The second woman to my surprise was in her late 60's with pure silver hair. She looked elegant as she undressed and still very fit despite her age. "I haven't had my pussy eaten since my husband died ten years ago," she said with a smile as she lowered herself to my tongue. "And never by a guy as hot as you. That's my granddaughter by the way." "That's so hot," I said as I began to lick her slowly. The whole scene had me turned on beyond belief and I was determined to give this elegant older woman the best orgasm of her life as her granddaughter rode me fiercely. The younger girl must have been extremely turned on by the situation because she came in less than 5 minutes. As I ate her grandmother, licking her labia and sucking her engorged clit into my mouth I felt another condom change and another rider climb on my cock. I couldn't see who it was past the pussy on my face but they were extremely tight. When the woman finally climaxed with a groan she climbed off my face with a shudder and a whispered, "Thanks." It was then I noticed who was riding my cock. It was the young man from the bar. No wonder it was so tight. He gave me a nervous look and I smiled in return as I beckoned the next woman closer. It was the cell phone woman and she looked pretty good. There were some stretch marks and a little extra around her middle but she had huge boobs and extremely long pussy lips I couldn't wait to start sucking on. The guy riding me was jerking himself off as he slid up and down my hard cock, groaning and shaking. It was obvious he was getting close. As she settled onto my waiting face she said, "That was my daughter and mother you just fucked." The situation was overwhelming and her words sent me over the edge. I came hard, filling the condom with my seed as the guy riding me groaned and came all over my stomach. I sucked those oversized pussy lips into my mouth and pinched her clit as I worked her over. I ate her for about ten minutes as she moaned atop me and then she started licking the guys cum off my stomach. That was enough to send her over the edge and she came as I felt my cock start to harden again. She climbed off and I jumped up heading for a quick rinse in the shower. As I rinsed the cum off my body a very fat black woman with short, dyed blonde hair climbed into the shower with me, bent over and began sucking my dick while fingering her pussy. "I just love sucking cock in the shower," she said before taking my deep in her throat, her hand a blur in her cunt. I pinched her nipples and played with her massive boobs as she slid me in and out of her throat. It was one of the best blowjobs of my life, making it obvious that she really did love doing it.When I ran my hands down her back and over her ass and started fingering her she took her fingers from her pussy and started fingering her ass. Lisa stepped in and exclaimed, "The count is 6 for you and 9 for her. John just texted me with Jenny's count." "Make that 7," the black woman said a few minutes later as she pulled my cock out her mouth and came with a shudder on my hand. I toweled off and grinning like an idiot, headed back into the bedroom for the next round. What I saw waiting on the bed would have restored me to full hardness if the shower interlude had not done so. Three visions of kneeling perfection greeted my eyes. The three original twenty-something's from the bar were on all fours on the bed, giggling and whispering to each other. Two with black hair, one with brown, all of them with the lean firm bodies of athletes. Three perfect asses and three perfect pussies dripping with moisture on display. They had either been playing together or had lubed up to make things easier for me. It was a scene straight out of a porn movie so I acted accordingly. My hard cock leading the way I rolled on a condom stepped up behind the girl in the center and slid into her smoothly shaved pussy. She let out a gasp, she must not have heard me coming, and then moaned as I slid all the way out and rammed back in. Her two friends looked over their shoulders at me smiling and then turned back around as I started giving them some attention. Sliding my hands over those lovely asses I worked my way around until I was rubbing two smooth wet holes. Probing with my fingers I continued to thrust into the center girl. All three of them were moaning now and I picked up the pace. I was now pushing two fingers in the pussies my hands were working and on impulse I added thumbs to their asses. The increase in noise coming from them let me know it was a good idea. The scene was so hot that it had my balls churning and I was worried that I wouldn't be able to hold out. Trying to think of any distraction to lessen my need worked a bit but when the one I was fucking started shaking and calling out, "Yes! Yes! Harder! Fuck meeeeee!" I lost it and came with her, filling my condom with my second load of the night. Her cries and the spastic way my hands were moving at this point set off both of the others and their cries joined ours. We all collapsed on the bed and I couldn't help myself, I gave each of them a long lick from their clits to their puckered rosebuds causing each of them to shudder before stepping back. Lisa grinned and gave me another update. "10 to 11 now," she said. "You're catching up faster." "No more updates" I told her, "I don't want to feel pressure. I want to focus on what I'm doing." "You're doing great," Lisa said with a smile. "This is so hot and you are amazing. I never imagined..." The problem, as I saw it, was that I was starting to get tired and each new orgasm would require more recovery time. I looked around. The room was full of women of all ages in various stages of undress, none of whom I recognized from the bar. "Where are they all coming from?" I asked Lisa, bewildered. "You remember the mother, daughter, and grandmother trio?" she asked. When I nodded she went on. "They are swingers. She is down in the bar making calls." "There must be fifteen women in here," I exclaimed. "Tell her to slow down." I was instantly surrounded by women encouraging me and rubbing their hands on me. "You've got this." "You're so sexy." "You're gonna' rock this." "When you fucked that guy, it was so fucking hot." "I can't wait to feel this fat cock in me." "We're going make sure you win this." Their ministrations had the desired effect. My dick was standing straight up and bobbing. The backed me over to the bed and I returned to my position in the center of the bed on my back, waiting for my next partners. A middle-aged blonde with the bluest eyes I had ever seen mounted my dick, slowly sliding up and down, adjusting to my size. I groaned as I filled her. Climbing onto my face, a svelte, beautiful black woman said, "Play with my ass while you eat me. I get off much faster that way." I went to work on her. My tongue in her pussy, a finger in her puckered asshole as I massaged her ass cheeks with my other hand. She was grinding her cunt all over my face, controlling her own pleasure. The woman riding my cock was going exquisitely slow as she raised and lowered herself, pulling and pinching her nipples with both hands and letting out a little yip sound each time she bottomed out. Hook Up Championship Each time a woman had an orgasm on my face I was cleaned up and remounted. Most told me little bits of advice on how to make them cum faster. I noticed that whichever woman was on my cock or face had friends kissing them, rubbing their tits, or talking dirty to them to help the finish faster. Everyone was teaming up to help me win. When I felt a woman come on my cock I would be washed and a new condom put on. Having cum twice already I was able to hold off a long time. I was on the forth woman before I filled the condom and took another shower. Lisa filled her notebook with names and notes on whether each woman came on my tongue, my fingers or my cock,and she added comments or notes next to the names of the women who wanted my wife to get an accurate description of their fun. On and on it went. By my fifth orgasm my dick started to get sore. My tongue was numb and my jaw was really starting to hurt. I was eating another pussy when I felt someone trying to suck me back to life for a sixth hard on. It went on for a while and I was starting to respond when the woman on my face came and climbed off. I looked down and to my shock I saw it was Lisa. "What are you doing?" I cried out. "This wasn't supposed to happen!" She looked up at me. "John just texted me and asked if he could get some relief from Jenny. He was so turned on watching her perform he asked me for a turn with her." Grinning at her I said, "I guess you gave him permission, then." "I made him beg." She said laughing, "And told him I was going to have my fun too. He would have agreed to anything to get with your sexy wife. This is so much hotter than I expected and I want you again." Her confession worked when her blowjob didn't. My cock sprang to life. I asked the other women for a little privacy and lay her back on the bed. Kissing my way down her body I briefly tasted her sweet pussy before climbing on her in the missionary position. Looking into her eyes I slid in her slowly, savoring the feel of her clutching wetness. "You were my favorite fuck buddy before John swept you off your feet, Babe." I told her gently. "I had a lot of fun too honey," she replied with an evil little smile. "Don't get all sappy on me. Fuck me you stud!" I responded with a vengeance. I remembered how she liked it and despite how tired I was getting I pounded her like a drum. Flipping her over I pulled her to her knees and fucked her through two orgasms before I came deep in her womb. We hadn't used a rubber but we had been friends forever and both of us were clean so we didn't bother. It felt so much better going bareback in my old friend and I was very glad she had decided to play. We were going to tease John something fierce for breaking his own rule. That had been his only hang-up about helping us judge. He had been afraid that Lisa would want to join in and had been adamant that there would be no participation by the judges. I ate two more women to orgasms before Lisa called time. "It's 8:00 am." She said, "Contest over." She left to meet up with John and I took another shower, wondering who won. One look at the bed convinced me not to sleep in it but I was exhausted. I had been up all night performing vigorously and I needed sleep. John and Lisa came back in the room. "We have two queen sized beds in our room." John told me with a slightly guilty look, "We can all get some much needed sleep." "So..." I countered, "How was my wife?" John turned beet red. "I'm so..." "Dude!" I interrupted him. "I was fucking with you. Seriously, it's cool." He looked relieved and with an evil smile I added, "You're wife was so good, best of the night. You are a really lucky man." He grinned back at me, "You too man." We headed to Jenny's room to meet up with her. She was toweling her hair when we walked in. I ran up to her and picked her up in my arms for a deep loving kiss. "Did they tell you anything?" she asked. "Nope! The big reveal is tonight in the bar," I replied. "They are expecting record crowds tonight," John said. "Word got out somehow and everyone is dying to know who won." "All the participants are supposed to be there." Lisa said. Jenny and I walked hand in hand to John and Lisa's room and crashed in the spare bed. Nine hours later we were up and getting ready to head downstairs. Jenny looked ravishing as ever. "I want you so much right now!" I told her, grabbing her for another kiss, "I've got the sexiest wife in the world." "And I'm married to the biggest stud ever," she replied with a twinkle in her eye. "You'll have to wait till later, Baby. We have a crowd of admirers waiting." John and Lisa had been downstairs prepping the crowd. We walked in to a thunderous round of applause. People crowded around us with greetings and handshakes, leading us up to the stage in the corner. John and Lisa were standing up there with a microphone. "Ladies and Gentlemen," John began. "The moment we've all been waiting for. The man and woman of the hour...James and Jenny!" he finished with a shout. The bar was filled with applause again. Lisa stepped up to the mic. "James had some fantastic numbers last night. In total he delivered orgasms to a grand total of 27 women, me included," she said with a sensual smile and then added, after a dramatic pause, "and one man." The crowd went wild. Screaming and clapping, cheering with a few "Holy Shit's" thrown in for good measure. "You asshole!" Jenny said laughing. "You really will do anything to win, you stud." "It wasn't cheating." I said grinning back at her, "We never specified the gender of our partners. It wasn't my idea though, it was his." "That's kinda hot," she replied. "You have to tell me everything later." "You too," I said and kissed her again. Lisa continued, "Nine women and one man came on his cock. His hands accounted for four more. His talented tongue accounted for the other fourteen." Another round of applause was heard, led by the fourteen women raising their hands in victory and laughing. The noise quieted down and John stepped back to the mic. "Jenny had fantastic numbers last night as well," he said to the waiting crowd. "With her talented mouth she delivered orgasms to nine men. With her precious pussy she accounted for fourteen more orgasms from fourteen lucky men. One of those very lucky men was me," he said with a glance at his smiling wife. "Her absolutely stunning ass received orgasms from five men." There were gasps from the crowd. "Not another tie," Jenny said with irritation. "No fucking way," I yelled. "Resulting in a tie," finished John. The crowd groaned. Jenny and I looked at each other almost fearfully. Our last tie had resulted in a pretty serious fight. Then she smiled at me and the tension broke, "Get the truck you want Honey." "No Baby," I replied. "The only way you could get hotter would be driving a Benz. Go for it." We started arguing, much to the amusement of the crowd, not to mention a bemused Lisa and John. Each of us was insisting that the other deserved the prize. Once again our stubbornness was getting out of hand when we were interrupted by a new person reaching for the microphone. "My name is Elaina. Last night I got a call from my daughter about an interesting contest going on at her favorite watering hole. Our family runs a swingers resort, and although I am semi-retired" she said with a chuckle, "I figured this contest was right up our alley so I called the crew together and we showed up to participate. I took my daughter, my granddaughter, and some very close girlfriends up to meet James," said the elegant woman from last night. Jenny turned to me with admiration on her face. "You got a mom, her daughter, and her mother? Wow, too cool!" "When I found out it was so hot I blew a load right then," I said laughing. "Couldn't help myself." Elaina continued. "My son and my son took my grandsons and some other friends up to be entertained by the lovely Jenny. A good time was had by all. Your husband has a very talented tongue young lady," she said to Jenny. "We wanted to offer you a complimentary membership to our resort as a thank you for the great evening," she said handing us both an envelope, "but now that we see the contest was a tie I have an even better idea. If the two of you are willing, we would like to sponsor a repeat of the contest at our resort. The publicity on an event like this will do wonders for membership and I'd like to sweeten the deal." She turned to me and said, "Buy her the Benz. Your new truck will be waiting for you at our resort when you two show up." I turned to Jenny. "Do you wanna?" She replied, "Well, it was pretty exciting." We each looked into the others eyes for a moment, looking for some hint of doubt. Then we said together, "You're on!"