4 comments/ 79907 views/ 10 favorites Surprising Dowdy Dani By: LitEroCat I hope someone can divine why my muse ejected me from bed and pressured me to write this. I haven't a clue. It is a fun read too. You may want to read the story behind this story which is appended, for now. * Gary and Daniella, Dani to most folks, had invited Sue and me to a casual card game and dinner. Two of Gary's younger friends were still there, helping him with the same car that had crushed Gary's legs two months ago. Gary asked them to join us, so they laid a thick 4x8' plywood sheet on the basement Bumper Pool table over some towels to protect the rails. Dani pulled a painter's tarp over the makeshift table and covered it all with a heavy tablecloth. The conversion was so fast and smooth that it must be a frequent happening. Gary cleaned up and used the small elevator, which accessed all three levels of their Colonial home, to go down to the well-finished basement playroom. Dowdy Dani finished preparing finger foods, salad and frozen pizza then sent it all down on a small table in the tiny elevator. While the two friends cleaned up, Sue and I helped Dani set the 'table'. Neither of us commented on the extreme improvement in Dani's appearance despite the long, somber, charcoal dress. We'd only known the couple three months, yet in all that time we rarely saw Dani dressed in anything but the most conservative and bulky clothes. With her hair always up in a bun, and her long, bland sweaters and skirts, we had to assume she hid some figure tragedy or was extremely shy. She earned her 'dowdy' nickname with her uptight appearance that nearly tripled her real age. Her face, hands and ankles were the only skin normally showing and they all looked young. After setting out the food, Dani changed into a snug, yellow print dress that hugged her shocking curves and flattered her amazing figure. She had dropped and combed straight her chestnut hair so it accentuated her already beautiful face. The alluring, front opening dress was held closed by just five big buttons spaced between the low, square-cut top that exposed two inches of deep cleavage, and about six inches above the hem. Each footstep daringly revealed a fetching knee and hinted at a slim and shapely thigh. When she paraded down the stairs, teasing us with the hope of seeing what she wore under the sexy dress, my wife whistled at her. She blushed silently, but smiled at the compliment. I stealthily licked my lips in hopes of tasting this new Dani. Gary smiled broadly at all the attention his scene-stealing wife got. She glowed crimson and asked, "Ohhhhh, maybe I should change into jeans and a sweater?" All of us nearly shouted at once, "Don't you dare!" As she made her way into the room, the gaps between buttons constantly opened and proved she wore no slip and probably no bra. I stared at her. "Wow! You clean up really, really well." escaped my lips before I could censure myself. Gary beamed, "It was my idea to let you all in on the secret of her beautiful body. Outside, she has to stay completely covered because she's so sensitive to sunlight. I often call her my little vampire, which has nothing to do with her urge to suck." We giggled and squirmed at the surprisingly revealing and unnecessary comment. "She's also shy about exposing her flawless, porcelain skin. I told her I wanted to see lots of skin tonight. She has no tolerance for booze, so if we get her drinking, we might see ALL her skin." Now THAT was a tantalizing thought! Sue complained, "Now I feel like a slob in my shorts and tube top. I better go change." Gary shouted, "Don't you dare!" echoing the earlier demand of his wife. "It was your long, sexy, slim legs and abs so beautifully exposed that pushed me to insist that Dani expose herself to us. So you can't change your clothes, but you CAN remove them, if that helps you." The tent in his pants revealed his preference. "Gary! Stifle yourself and put your pickle away." Dani's shocked outburst pulled all eyes to Gary's crotch. Sue giggled, "Don't hold your breath for that!" She hesitated, unsure if she were ready to reveal secrets, before she added, "We don't know you well enough to go there ...yet." Dani's eyebrows shot up. The surprising twinkle in her popping eyes said she was more than just a little interested in the possibilities. Was there a suppressed sexual side to this uptight beauty? "Since Gary crushed his legs, we haven't had any really satisfactory sex. So many positions cause him too much pain and stop us cold. I've even been afraid to undress in front of him lest he gets too aroused and hurt himself. It's been very frustrating for both of us." I held my tongue as I pondered how to best use all that info later to all our advantages. Sue didn't hold back, "So THAT's why you're both so horny tonight! Don't bother denying it. Maybe we can help you both later." She stared shamelessly into Gary's eyes. The not so subtle innuendo was lost on no one. Her blunt suggestion opened the door to unhindered flirting. The two squeaky clean twins came into the room just then and stereo wolf whistles escaped before they could stop themselves. With ogling, bulging cartoon eyes, Bill blurted out. "Dani! OMG! You look great. So sexy, so beautiful, so naked...for you." Bob added, "WOW! Yeah, WOW! I've never seen you show so much skin. What a fine figure you've been hiding under all those bulky clothes. We heard your last comments about horny frustrations and we are volunteering to help relieve them any way we can. ...soon, I hope." "Down boys or I'll have to get out my whip! Kidding. I haven't used that in years." The unexpected comment showed she had a real sense of humor and could be frisky. Sue, pretending offense, said, "What am I chopped liver?" Bill chimed in, "I love chopped liver, but you are far more than that. Bob and I have drooled over your little outfit immediately, but were too polite to mention it. But with all this flirty sex talk and bare skin around here, I'll admit you had us worried about resisting you. We, ummm, even made a bet..." "Don't tell them about that Bill." blurted Bob. "Why not? Maybe the ladies will help us settle it. The bet is who would come first, in or out of our pants." "I don't think watching you idiots whack off over our wives will relieve our problem." said Gary. Then more daringly, "Unless, maybe, you're really standing over them and whacking off. I might get off watching that. They might even give you a hand... or mouth... or..." "Don't even finish that thought, you pig." Dani's protest didn't carry any convincing force... just the proper defensive words. The brothers hadn't stopped scrutinizing Dani and she didn't protest the admiration. "Let's pick this up after dinner." I suggested. So we ate, teased and drank. Following Gary's suggestion, I kept refilling Dani's glass of wine. I sat between Dani and my wife. We couldn't get our knees under the pool table, so we either leaned in or took the plates into our laps and sat upright, away from the edge. The twins put themselves at the corners nearest Sue and Dani so they could stare at four beautiful, bare legs. We let Gary have the whole opposite side of the table to himself... ostensibly for his wheelchair. He caught us all leering at his surprisingly alluring and now tipsy wife. My beautiful Sue felt left out and ignored again. They had all seen her catching rays in our front yard in her tiniest bikini. Some may have even seen more of her, but no one had ever seen so much luscious bare skin offered by Dani. Each time she leaned forward, her snug dress slid up her shockingly shapely thigh. The six-inch slit below the last button teased all the male heart rates to extremes, but the sliding gap kept halting conversation until it stopped climbing. She reveled in the sudden silences and attention. I caught her flipping her nipple length ...I mean chest low hair that still framed her angelic yet horny face. She caught and held my eye until she purposely and slowly crossed a leg over her knee. She could not miss my eyes blinking and fighting to stay on her face before losing the battle and gawking stupidly at her great gambs! Sue gently put her hand on my thigh and loudly whispered, "Stop drooling already." She rested her chin on my left shoulder. I turned to kiss her and saw Bill stroking her bare thigh from her knee to just UNDER her shorts. She abandoned that leg to him. Dani uncrossed her legs and the bottom button slipped open. She didn't close it, so another four inches of tantalizing thigh were exposed to all but her husband. She sat with her knees slightly apart as even my wife stared at her legs. Dani stood, plate in hand, and innocently asked if anyone wanted more food. What food? There's food? When she stood, she held onto the open part of the dress closest to me. The result was that as she slowly stood, that hem went up with her hand, exposing nearly all of her bare thigh to me and Sue, just inches from my face and hands. She tucked the hem under so it stuck. Sue lurched against me and I suspected Bill had gotten even more daring with my wife, but I still couldn't stop staring at the amazingly shapely, shy ass and fully bared leg next to me. Dani took a half step back without looking and bumped her soft ass against my shoulder. She held it pressed lightly against me and clenched her butt. What an amazing offer. As if in a slow motion dream, I watched my right hand stretch out to the beautiful bared leg. Gary could see his wife's ass touching me. Since he smiled, I had to believe his sweat pants were about to burst and he had worked out some kind of seduction plan with his hot, horny wife. I could only hope. What else could I do but play along and help them. See, THAT's what friends are for. My hand touched her bare knee and she flinched, but stared silently at Gary. Sue lurched again, one hand on my shoulder, but the other moved up dangerously close to my stiffened tool. As my hand slid up Dani's leg under her dress, I looked at Sue. She watched my hand slowly climb Dani and breathe deeply even as her hand crushed my stoney rod. I saw Bill's hand completely under Sue's shorts, obviously stroking her groin. Her leg was widespread to give him third bas access, over or under her panty I couldn't tell. She was engrossed and her eyes half lidded. I moved my left hand above my right on Dani's bare, nervous leg then brushed open her dress around the back of that tasty thigh and held it open with my right hand. My left hand advanced up the front of her firm thigh as my right climbed the back and finally, tenderly caressed her muscular ass. She gasped lightly. Gary watched me hold and squeeze his wife's sweet ass. By then, my left hand was visible above the table so everyone saw it slip high under the dress. A little leveraged pressure in the right place popped open another button. The dress was now angled open to her groin and we all saw her DAMP, lacy, tiny bikini. I turned her toward me for a better view. She still stared at her husband. He was locked on his wife's exposed panty and his shoulders were jerking in an obvious way. Everyone was still locked on to the beautiful Dani, even Bill though he frequently gawked at Sue's tits or shorts. When I saw Gary startle and freeze as he glanced at Sue, I looked too. Bill had just pushed her tube top to her waist. Gary was surprised at how firmly my wife's tiny titties popped over the camouflaging tube top. One at a time, her tantalizing nearly B-cups jumped out and stood tall and proud. Whenever they came out, her perfect, tall nipples always stole the attention from her teensy teat. Bill already had a tasty nipple in his mouth while still fingering my wife. She, meanwhile, had run her hand under my shorts and was warmly squeezing my aching manhood. She had wormed it out of my briefs and was just pulling it out of a loose short's leg. Quickly, she pushed the shorts aside and stood my stiff cock up for everyone but Gary to see. She like displaying my hard dick almost as much as exposing her pussy. Dani turned to see what could possibly have stolen Gary's gaze and attention from someone new groping his wife. My hands on her body and under her dress should still be demanding his focus. She gasped in shock. She was being so daring, so far beyond her comfort level, yet here were bared tits and cock next to her. Bill was squeezing his dick thru his pants while awkwardly sucking Sue's bare tit while also pumping his finger inside her shorts. Ahh, the elegance of multitasking. As if that wasn't enough to shock her, Sue was licking and pumping my exposed cock. She offered it to Dani as Gary watched. Paralyzed with wide-open mouth and eyes, she didn't notice, or maybe ignored, Bob who was furtively opening the last two buttons on Dani's dress. The top button was just below her nipples, so when opened, it revealed how full and deep her tit flesh went. Her heavy mammaries were supported by a narrow push-up bra that made her full C-cups proffer themselves as full, lusty Ds. Bob opened the last button and the dress fell wide open. Gary sighed. She quickly dropped the plate and pulled the dress closed - briefly. Three disappointed men moaned. That and the sight of my exposed cock in Sue's mouth, her bare tits in Bill's mouth and Bill's finger pumping Sue's pussy all convinced her the time had come. She released the dress and let it fall open. Bob caught it and slid it down her arms then draped it over a chair. Her astoundingly fit and pale body glowed with a heavenly halo around it. She opened her arms toward Gary to show she was hiding nothing, surrendering all to us. Gary, Bob and Sue could then see my left hand nudge her legs apart, my right hand polishing her shapely ass over the large, lacy panty back. My left hand finally reached its heavenly goal. It lightly stroked the moist delta, up then across her swollen camel toe and obviously turgid clit. My breathing sped up as Dani watched my straining staff explode in Sue's mouth. She caught all three bursts, but didn't swallow. We all watched her roll over and pull Bill to her for a long, wet kiss. She passed my cum into his mouth and held him by the neck so he couldn't escape. His eyes bulged and he grunted, but Sue kept her tongue in his mouth. He pulled his hand from her cunt to help him pull away. The three fingers glistening with my wife's pussy juice removed all doubt if he was inside my wife. Gary grunted loudly and emptied his balls at the sight. Dani froze with her hand over her mouth. Again, she didn't notice Bob unhook her bra. She instinctively dropped her arms to let the bra fall away. Bob put it with her dress and added his pants, shirt and briefs to the stack. I turned her fully to me to behold this incredibly beautiful creature and admire her classic, perfect bosoms and inhale her intoxicating, womanly aromas. "Sue, come smell her. She's so hot and wet, and she smells like heaven on pot." I rubbed my nose and tongue against Dani's still panty-clad pussy. However I feared disappointment over what MUST surely be the ugly deformity the panty hid for her husband not to want to spend his life inside this incredible beauty. I looked back at Sue. Bill apparently had swallowed my cum and was just then pulling her tube top, shorts and panty off her ankles in one smooth motion. There laid my beautiful, naked wife on her back, her tits flat against her chest, her legs spread wide. She offered her wet, aromatic cunt to Bill's mouth. "Busy here, dear. I want him to push some of your cream into my pussy then lick it all out. After I cum, I'll come check her snatch. Get her panty off already. You know we all want to see if her pussy is perfect too. Mine is wide open for you all, but I want to see hers." She truly spoke for all of us. Dani gasped again at the lewd sight and the unavoidable, impending loss of her final barrier to her remaining modesty. Bob and my wife were completely naked, my dick was throbbing and exposed, Gary had worked his pants to his ankles and was slowly stroking his stiffie and Dani's big tits were free and exposed though Bob was mauling them. "Gary, is THIS what you wanted? Me naked, your friends touching me while others screw?" "All that and much more, my love. You still aren't actually naked though. Ooops..." Since Sue spoke, I pushed Dani's legs farther open, ran my hand high between them and up to her lusty mound and ass. I pressed my mouth over her steamy pussy and sucked her elixir from her panty. She shuddered as my nose nudged her clit and I sucked her pussy. Not yet noticed by her, my fingers found her panty waist and crawled inside the final roadblock to her wanton nakedness. Still pressing my tongue firmly against her while trying to push the panty into her wet cunt, I pulled the back down, over her rear. I could only imagine the bare perfection that only Bob and Gary could see. For now, my hands used a braille method to look at her smooth, tight ass. I tugged the panty front down over a very hairy crotch, but only to her hard clit. Though unshaped, her bush was clipped to about half an inch. I paused when I exposed her clit. Gary groaned when he saw his wife's hair exposed. "I never thought it would really go this far or I would have insisted she shave her pussy. Though there's a lot to be said for a little hair. I didn't think she'd show more than a bare leg and a glimpse into her cleavage, but you guys are wild. My dick is so happy she got caught up in your debauchery. I certainly never expected to see Sues expose her tits, or naked or being fucked by Bill. Look, sweetheart, four hard cocks all exposed because of you. I hope you believe me now that you are so beautiful and desired by any breathing man." Dani blushed again at the admiration, "Shut up Gary. You're just saying that." I again pressed my nose against her clit. After one last slurp thru her panty, I pulled it just below her lips. I was the only one who could see this naked wonder and I took a moment to treasure it. The flowery, heavenly aroma clouded around my nose and I slowly inhaled it deeply. I felt dizzy from it. Dani reached for her panty. Did she want it back up, or down? I held her hand still on the rolled rim. "Please, Dani, let me savor the moment and your divine fragrance, let it be all mine a little longer." She looked surprised that anyone would want to see, touch, smell or taste her 'piss hole', as she called it. "I hope that isn't what Gary calls this treasure. I think my wife has the most beautiful pussy I've ever seen, but yours is a strong competitor for that title." Hearing our whispers, Gary spoke out, "Certainly not what I call it. She demeans it, saying it's ordinary and everyone has one. So tonight, I wanted to show her that you all appreciate her beauty and that wonderful treasure, even if that meant I had to flaunt her naked body to you or share her with you. My injury hasn't clouded my appreciation of her and doesn't solely drive my lust for her. I just haven't been able to please her as she should be, so I decided to share her with friends I trust. I want to watch her cum with each of you anyway you like. I want to see her cum face again. Satisfy her and you'll satisfy me." A sincere tear of love dropped off his cheek. Silently, I pushed her legs closer so I could finally drop her panty to the floor. Bob picked it up for the clothes pile. He licked then kissed her ass, spread her high, firm cheeks against some resistance and licked her sphincter. She lurched her crotch into my face. I licked and sucked it while Bob moved to sucking her tit. She groaned in Gary's direction. "I've never been fondled like this by two men in a room full of people. Everyone watching, including my husband, is making me nervous, but it IS thrilling." As my hand found and stretched a nipple perched on a supple and firm hill, I split her swollen, wet, hairy lips open with my nose then tongue. She spread her legs and my fingers held her lips open while I licked every bit of her I could reach. I pushed one, then two fingers into her tight, heavenly, ignored-for-months hole and rocked them slowly in and out. My fingers went up each side wall and across the bottom. She moaned and clenched my fingers. Still standing, she twisted and pulled her nipple, groaned and vibrated in a long slow shake. "There's your first orgasm tonight, my love." Gary said. He had removed all his clothes and moved his chair close to us to better observe his wife. While Bob sucked her tit and I fingered and ate her, he reached out to stroke and assiduously admire her flushed ass and tits. Surprising Dowdy Dani 2 - Again Surprising Dowdy Dani - Again © Literocat 2011 This is a 'timely' Nude Day entry, so please vote and vote a BIG 5! ;-)) thanks. After far too many drinks, my old friend and author-wanna-be, Joe M. Starki, convinced me to tell him more about Dowdy Dani. Like everyone else, he believed my Surprising Dowdy Dani story was all fiction. We were alone in my kitchen and his stares in the quiet house pressured me insistently to fill the silent void. "Where do I start, Joe? Let me rewind a little bit. Remember from the first part that our new neighbors for just four months, who, since then became close and VERY intimate friends, had us over for dinner, in both senses. Considering Dani's comment, "Why wait a month? Gary's right, I am too horny now to wait that long. Though I want a good fucking daily now, how about we start with a weekly party? And if we need an emergency fucking, let's use our secret, subtle code word, PIZZA PARTY.' We had made plans for that Friday night to comply with Dani's urgent, 'appalling' demands. HA! Instead of having HOT pizza and a PIZZA party, Gary had called that Friday morning and canceled. The End." "What!?! Fuck you. That can't be the end. I know more happened. Did you ever come thru with your promise to give her thirty orgasms and make her conk out?" "No fooling you, huh? I'll get to that too. Dani was questioning what we all, especially SHE, had done. She cooled quickly after that night and we didn't hear from them for a month. What happened to the woman who wanted 'a good fucking daily'? Was dowdy Dani reclaiming her shy, awkward, conservative demeanor? THAT would be tragic. I later learned that she didn't respond to Gary's advances since that night, so I conspired with Gary that we could inspire her again if we started slowly with fewer expectations. It took nearly two more months of friendly conversations with her to calm her fears. I told him I was sure we could get her naked and maybe a little playful again." Gary: "Sounds good, but I still want her doing all she did last time. I really want to watch you fuck her again and make her cum over and over while I fuck your wife. Is that too much to ask?" The horny bastard was eager to share his wife so he could get laid by mine first! , "Of course I agree with all that, but you can't say it that way to Dani if she's nervous again about all this. How about you guys come over about noon Thursday? Tell her we're celebrating Earth Day though it's really NDD, National Nude Day, and I'll grill some home made pizza with no pressure for sex, umm PIZZA! I'll extend the canopy to shade her and so she can dress as daringly and scantily as she likes. Encourage that. It will be just the four of us this time... at least for a while." Dani reluctantly agreed and we schemed how to persuade her to release her inner slut and bless us with her true animal cravings. Sue and I decided to use our proven 'apron' seduction. You remember, of course, the first time we did that, Joe? Well, by noon the grill was hot and ready. Our guests knew to come directly to the back yard. That house was on a corner lot, so the side entrance to the back yard was on the busier street with quite a lot of foot traffic. Dani rolled Gary in his wheelchair thru the side gate and stopped cold, mid greeting, when she saw us. We had our backs to her, tending the grill. Both of us wore only hemp sandals and our knee length, fern-green, all cotton, heavy aprons. We pretended not to hear the gate swing closed and they took their time silently gawking at us and our bare asses. Finally, Gary let fly a loud wolf whistle that startled us to turn around. Dani was still frozen, jaw open. "Hi guys, glad you could come. Gary, stop whistling at my husband's butt. You're going to give me a complex. Shouldn't you be looking at mine instead?" She bent forward a bit and wiggled her little ass at them. " I see Dani is still locked onto hubby's hairy ass." Still holding a spatula, Sue went over to hug Dani. As she shuffled over, her little tits swayed in and out of the shelter of the narrow apron's chest cover. She bent to hug Gary and one tit completely escaped the side of her apron, but not Gary's or Dani's notice. As Sue hugged him, Dani watched her husband pinch and pull my wife's nipple. Sue held the hug for a long while with a wide grin for Dani. When they finally broke the greeting hug, Sue kissed him intimately. Dani seemed flustered and didn't know what to do. Caught gaping, Dani loudly snapped her mouth shut and stuttered, "I ahh thought this was just a BBQ. Umm, why are you guys naked?" I grinned a reply, "That's ALL it is so far, and it can stay that way if we like. That doesn't mean we should be uncomfortable and too hot. I know it's cheesy, but I can't resist - you girls just can't help being too hot! Sorry. And we're not naked. Can't you see these Earth tone aprons? The blue Earth on the front is a hint that we got these just for today. I can't get my moobs to pop in and out of the apron like Sue can, but you can see the chest cover only hides half of each of our nipples at best. The fresh starch is scratching my nipples so I don't know how long I can tolerate that. I do have another apron I prefer to wear. In big letters, near the top, it says 'KISS THE COOK'. I had a full size image of my smiling face printed near the bottom and carefully cut an opening between my lips so I could stick out my lower 'tongue' for a French/Aussie kiss. Should I go put it on instead?" She didn't answer. Gary was shirtless in loose shorts and calf casts. Unfortunately, Dani wore long white pants and an airy white, long-sleeved, thin sweater with TWENTY fraking tiny buttons that held it closed all the way to her clavicle! Even worse, she wore a bra that tried to suppress her tall nipples. Her wide-brim, floppy hat hid much of her pretty face. As she came closer, I didn't see panty lines, but I knew she wore something. I hoped to get a better look later. "Dani, it's 93 degrees so why are you wearing a sweater and long pants?" "You know I'm a little photo phobic so I have to stay out of direct sun. Even dressed like this my hands and face are still at risk." "I remembered, and promised I'd extend the patio canopy for you." I pressed the button and it slowly stretched over us. Gary, giving her an annoyed look, unbuttoned all but one of her sweater sealers and exposed nearly all her sweet, deep cleavage. "You can lose the big, floppy hat now. I guess that means you won't be catching some rays or swimming today. I've seen free standing canopies on sale. If I get two, I can cover the whole pool so you can come for a nude swim next time in daylight. But sexy as this is now, I still can't stand looking at that warm sweater." Before she could object, I peeled it over her head as she squealed and pretended to fight me. "Ahhhh, much better. If that nude bra makes your gorgeous tits sweat, it has to go too. I'll be watching, closely. We got you a special little gift, but I guess we have to return your solar powered Rabbit!" Sue chimed in, "Yeah, ha ha! Never mind him. In fact, we got you a matching apron. Don't wait til it hits 100. Why don't you strip down right now and try on the apron. It might even be too warm to wear that for long. You can't be embarrassed after all we did last time. Take a few minutes, if you need them, and I'll help you undress this time if I can beat my husband to you! Meanwhile, help yourself to that pitcher of L.I. Iced tea." Sue knew Dani wasn't a big drinker, so one glass, at FOUR shots per glass, of L.I.I.Tea should drop her inhibitions ...or knock her on her very cute ass. "What, no apron for me?" feigned Gary. "Am I stuck in these cargo shorts all day?" "Ohhh, I'm so sorry honey. We decided you didn't need an apron." Sue put down the spatula and bounded to him. "I assumed that once I got your pecker out, you wouldn't want to cover it again. Was I wrong? Lift your ass for me." Before he did, he scooped a little tit into his mouth and bit then sucked her nipple as we all watched. Sue struggled with the belt and zipper. Her stiff nipple fell from his lips when he lifted up and she pulled the shorts over his casts. His stiff dick stood straight up. Sue spread his knees. "Keep them open if you can so we can enjoy your meat dildo." "Well!!! This tea is potent!" Dani slurred slightly after gulping down the glassful. "This seems to be quickly morphing into a 'PIZZA PARTY' anyway, so..." I didn't think she needed to know there was no tea in her drink. Not yet. Surprising Dani daringly popped her bra open and shrugged it off defiantly. She seemed to need to launch it into the pool before she could change her mind. Her beautiful, firm full C-cups stood securely with no sag. Perfect, mouth-watering mammaries were capped with tall, hard, perfect nipples that I remembered clearly from our last party and wanted to bite again. She took a moist towelette or two from the box and wiped off the perspiration on her tits slowly and teasingly. The chill made her nipples immediately screw themselves into tight knots. After refilling her tea, she sashayed her narrow waist and sexy hips to her husband, deliberately making each tit bounce with every stride. Gary drooled watching his sexy, un-dowdy wife openly flaunt her tits for all of us. She opened the towelette, reached between his legs and wiped his balls and still stiff staff. As she wiped, he bit her nearest nipple and stared at me with a huge grin. Dani kept her legs straight and boldly sucked his boner into her mouth. THAT was the most sex he'd had from her since our last meeting. Her giggling with a mouthful of her husband's cock made him groan. Wether as competition with Sue or just committing to perform for us, the sight was positively lustful. Her tight white slacks clung beautifully over her well-rounded seat and made a perfectly plumped, heart-shaped camel toe for me to drool over. Distracted by thoughts of revisiting her beautiful pussy, I nearly burned the pizzas. While Dani was distracted by the stiffening meat in her mouth, Sue kneeled behind her and stroked her shaped, brilliant white globes sensually. Seeing no resistance, she worked her hands to the front and unbuttoned the sexy slacks then unzipped them. Still no resistance. As she struggled to strip the skintight pants from our guest, she casually ran her hands up Dani's thighs and lightly caressed the sweet delta where they met. Dani let loose a low growl and twitched her hips against Sue's fingers. Not soon enough, her slacks sprung over her shapely seat and revealed a white thong that had let her bare beautiful butt shape the slacks. After removing the high heels, Sue wrestled the pants down her legs and off her feet. "What a vision of artistic surprises you are. I'm glad I have this apron on to restrain me or my throbbing dick would be on the grill with the other organic meats! Sue, as I recall, Dani's heavenly pussy is nearly as gorgeous and flawless as yours. Show me!" She didn't need my directions as she had already snagged the thong, sensually peeling it over the gorgeous globes, and was kissing and licking Dani's derriere. Heaven was as luscious looking and moist as I remembered. Turning to check the food, I missed Sue's next step. "Whenever you get done over there, I want to see what you know about international kissing. Nothing, I hope, so I can enlighten you. Did I tell you guys that we will be playing with our food before we eat it? Oops. Looks like my wife already introduced you to Aussie kissing. But you knew it from last time even if we didn't give it a name." I could tell by her moans that she was enjoying the kisses 'down under' so I just licked my lips and drooled silently. Dani finally released Gary's unsatisfied dick and picked up her beverage. She turned her flawless naked body to me and raised her glass. "WOW! This drink ish good, but I think it's making me sweat." She took another big gulp of 'tea'. With a slight slur, she added, "So wherez my ahpron, doll? I want to char your meat! Tee heee. Hahw do you meeen 'play' with de foodz?" "Well, you're going to have to wait a bit to see. Just until I get some of this food off the grill and let it cool down to playing temperature. You also had to get naked for us. Did we tell you that we're going all organic today just for 'Earth Day'? Not just the corn cobs, carrots and bread sticks, but the sausages are organic pork and beef. I made them this morning, so they are very fresh. I see you've noticed the grilled pizzas on sandstone. Sue made them with whole wheat flour and all organic soy cheese and soy pepperoni toppings. Sounds horib... I mean delicious. Doesn't it? Let's switch you to a light beer." "Why? Hahw come I feel so tsipsy on tea? You been messing with me again! And ferget about that 'Earth Day' crap. I know it was in April sometime. I'm not as dumb as you drunk I am." Sue and Gary smothered a laugh and I wondered how she could get so plastered on just two drinks... until I remembered that she skips breakfast and her flat tummy was empty. Except for a pint of 'tea'! Joe: "That 'tea' packs a huge punch no matter which way you make it. I know YOUR way will knock me out after three glasses, so two must have had her in a dizzy loop. Go on. I'm drooling here." He subtly rubbed his crotch. "Hold your horses, Joe. I didn't want to rush things though I did have a surprise guest coming and a real Nude Day test for her." I moved all the meats and pizzas off the heat. "Before you put on the apron, doll face, let's check and clean you up a bit." She looked puzzled and furrowed her brow when she saw me grab two foot-long bread sticks. "Lean back on the table and put one foot on the bench." As soon as she was stable, I leaned in for a tasty French kiss. As our tongues tangoed, we both moaned at the intense pleasure of the passionate kiss. I kissed her neck and softly scraped my teeth against her nape on my way to her ample tits. She mewled lightly. My hand lifted a bountiful breast and dialed her stiffening nipple. My mouth approached as if in slow motion. This lovely lady was already making me dizzy with desire despite the minor contact so far. My tongue licked then wrapped around the turgid nipple, allowing me to suck in the perfect puppet. She threw her head back and groaned loudly; my vision dimmed from the bliss. It was as if the 'tea' had reached her mammaries and I was getting drugged by sucking in her 'mother's tea' though no 'tea' was needed. Her natural pheromones and innate eroticism were, truthfully, enough to inebriate me. When my vision cleared a bit, I saw Sue squatting on Gary's lap and softly speared on his harpoon. Both were watching us while Sue gyrated slowly. My hand slid across Dani's toned abs, to her hip and back to her hairy pubes. It slowly, gently, pushed over her stiffened clit. My curled middle finger dragged lightly into her gash, pushing it open, as its neighbor fingers spaced her major labia from her groin. My middle finger opened the moist gap between her inner lips and, after a brief tease, sank into her steaming, ruttish, demanding love canal. She moaned and her knees trembled. When I crushed my finger up, against her internal clitoral parts and pressured along her G-spot, she collapsed against me and shuddered, gasped and spasmed in her first decent orgasm of the day. When she could breathe again, she stared at me, briefly confused and hesitant, then held my shoulders and exuberantly forced her tongue deep into my mouth. When I felt my tongue strain I broke away and caught my breath. "Thank you so much. I forgot how intense that could be. I needed that. You have to teach Gary how to do that to me." I didn't expect that strong a reaction so soon. She crushed her breasts against me and whimpered. She still wasn't satisfied at home. "Here, sweetie, I hope you've been tasting yourself frequently these past months. Let's share your exquisite nectar from my finger." Though I wanted to get on with the plans I'd made, her mouth on my finger with mine was just too HOT to short-change. We ignored our mates and savored the treasure. I went back for two more fingers full before I could get back to the plan. "Lover, I put your foot up for a reason. Though I'm loving this so much, there are some surprises for you I want to get to. There's something about your golden aura that captivates and conquers me. Yet, put your foot back up on the bench. Your sweet, sweet pussy is dripping with nectar." "And whose fault is that?" "I wish I could take all the credit. Grab those two bread sticks for me? Thanks. I'm breaking them in half and will screw them into your drenched pussy one at a time, smooth end in of course. Now, while they absorb your incredible elixir, slip on the hemp sandals, suck on two bread sticks to suck up some of that 'tea' and *carefully* walk to your husband. These are very dry and hard, but if they turn into bread crumbs... well it won't be as much fun as it sounds. Gary, give the sticks a half turn then you can lick your fingers. Dani, walk over to the gate and open it." She froze, mid step, but gathered her courage and went to it. When she pushed it open, the spring tried to close it again. "I want you to step outside the gate and use the cable to hook the latch to hold it open. The tree will shade you." "But, that's a busy street. Won't people see me, and all of you, naked? I don't want strangers to see me, or get arrested." "Well, you better hurry then, especially since you'll be in some Sun out there. The cable is near the ground. SURPRISE! You won't get arrested today. I guess you missed the mayor's announcement that he would join hundreds of other mayors in celebrating National Nude Day today. Not only is he suspending all arrests for nudity and nude activities, excluding kids, but everyone under him would be naked the entire day and night. All meetings will be in the buff as well as city employees, even routine cops. I'm happy he added a warning to anyone not participating to stay indoors and draw their shades. Look up and down the street and tell me how many people you see naked." After putting her big hat on, she bent and stuck just her head beyond the gate and looked both ways. "Nearly all of them are naked. I didn't notice before since the street was empty. This happens EVERY year?" I wanted to charge over and peel her cherubic ass cheeks open so I could bury my tongue in her magnetic pussy! Instead, I groaned at the immaculate, tempting sight. She looked back and saw us all facing the open gate and struggled to step outside it. After a short delay and a deep breath for courage, she feigned self confidence and paraded around the gate, onto the busy street. We moved to better see her bent over and tugging at the cable I had deliberately snared in the fence to keep her out there longer. Her tempting tush and massive tits jiggled in harmony as she struggled, never noticing the 40ish couple from across the street approaching her. She must have been a beautiful sight with her left hand holding the gate open and bent over shaking her ass at her new observers. "Excuse me. Can we help you with that?" Dani gasped and froze at the strange voices and how she imagined she looked from behind. "My husband can free that cable for you. Is... are those bread sticks in your, ummm, sex? What is going on here?" Before Dani could answer, Fred and Whilma looked into my yard and startled. My wife was still bouncing on Gary's dick while my rod was still tenting my apron. "Al, that must be some hard on to tent an apron like that. I'm guessing YOU put the bread sticks in her. We didn't know you were swingers -like us." Surprising Dowdy Dani 2 - Again Dani stood up and faced the couple. After a moment of appreciation approaching worship, and an elbow nudge from his wife, Fred quickly bent to free the snagged cable - not quick enough for his wife and all of us to see his dick lurch to attention. He stammered, "You're the new couple from down the street. I've seen you around, but I never suspected..... you're a goddess! Oooops! Ahh, Whilma, YOU too have to agree with that." Dani ran to me and hid behind me. "I hope you're all disease free, as we are. We get monthly testing done as required by our ummm, social club." "Hi guys. Happy to see you're celebrating NND too. She has no idea what a vision she is and she won't believe me or her husband there. Yes, the bread sticks are my doing. They should be about ready to eat now. Why don't you share them with us, SHE'll make more. My wife should be wet enough for some too. Stand up, hon so we can check. Fred, would you take a look in her pussy while I grab two more sticks? Dani, would you like to lick clean your husband's dick?" She was embarrassed to lick Sue's cream off Gary's rigid rod in front of strangers, so Whilma asked if Dani minded if she ate him. Dani shrugged an OK and watched a stranger bend over and lick from his balls to his glans. Gary grinned like a virgin until she inhaled his stiff little dick. In one move, her nose was pressing hard against his pubes. He felt the moist warmth of her mouth and moaned for several seconds. Her tongue did something he'd never felt as she used it to help stretch and guide his pole until she could inhale it into her throat. When she squeezed the tip of his cock in her throat, something completely foreign to him, he gasped in shock, fear and nirvana. In three quick squeezes he lurched off the chair and shot his load directly into her throat. He collapsed, gasping for air, his eyes rolling around his head. Whilma sucked and licked the last of his cum. "WHERE have you been all my life? Dani, you have to learn what she just did. It... it was incredible." Joe piped up, "Jeeez I hope you know what she did. That could be money!" Leave it to him to be a distraction. "You can rub yourself, Joe, but keep it in your pants man. OK? Didn't I just tell you what she did? Can I get back to it?" He zipped his mouth but kept squeezing his dick. While Whilma sucked Gary's cock, Fred closely inspected my wife. She bent over, away from him, and he kneeled behind her. He spread her cheeks and rubbed her star hole before spreading her fattened fanny. I could see it glistening from several feet away. "She sure looks and smells ready." He pushed two fingers deep into her cunt and twirled them around her G-spot. She gasped and shuddered almost immediately in climax. "She was ready to pop and has flooded her snatch with more juice. And ohhh my, she does taste good too! Her tempting bung hole is in my face. Do you mind if I fill it with my cream? Whilma will suck it clean." Without waiting for an answer, his ran his slim, nine inch dick up her thighs and dipped it deep into her pussy before rubbing it over Sue's rear hole. I wondered when a slick, beautiful, creamy, tight, warm pussy became secondary, so casually exploited simply to lubricate a stiff dick or other bung hole invader. Seems a waste, disrespectful even. As Fred began plundering my wife's ass, I took Dani to Whilma and snaked one arm behind the apron so I could move it behind me. My fat, eight-inch cock was finally exposed, throbbing and well covered in Cowper's. I put Dani's hand on it and we looked into Whilma's vacillating vagina. We kneeled behind her as she kept licking Gary's dick. She'd never had kids, so her 40+ pussy wasn't badly stretched and looked very attractive, as plumped up as it was. Dani was surprised it looked so good and was so wet. She wouldn't lick it until I did. I rolled an outer lip open with a thumb and had Dani mimic me. When I pulled an inner lip open, a deep musky and intoxicating fragrance escaped. When I had Dani catch some of it, she inhaled very deeply and slowly. She opened the other lip and put her nose against it. Fred saw our goddess push her face into his wife's snatch and he groaned and slammed my wife's little ass. "Before I forget, let's get these out of you. Roll onto your back." I gently twisted the flavor enhanced bread sticks out of her bread box. Only Gary and Fred had free mouths, but they were too distracted to eat even the elixir from a goddess. At least I wanted to savor her, but I also wanted my tongue in the freshly dripping box before me. I put the Dani-saturated sticks on a plate and covered it for later. We put our face cheeks on Whilma's cheeks. Now covered in nectar, I sucked and licked her labia before dipping my tongue into her box. After sweeping two fingers around her vestibule, I wiped them on Dani's lips. She pulled away with a 'gross' expression, then licked them and soon leaned in for more. She shortly agreed that the flavor of the second pussy she ever tasted was also delicious. Gary toyed with the F-cups now in his face as his wife dug deeper into fresh pussy. "Let's make more juice." I told Dani. Still using just two fingers in Whilma's deeper and bigger well, one of mine and one of Dani's, I rubbed along her internal clit until her legs twitched. Dani grinned at me. I moved her finger up to find the elusive G-spot. "Here's something I've never done before - exploring a pussy with another's hand. When we get to her G, I'll leave your finger next to it and go to the other side. When we stroke it, try to avoid rubbing it directly." Since it was already swollen, it was easy to find. We stroked along the G together until Whilma began gasping. Her pussy got very wet, but we kept going. As she seemed about to peek, I rubbed across and pressed her G firmly into her. She screamed and squirted her fluids onto our hands and faces. I kept Dani close so we were both soaked in sweet pussy juice. When I said I needed to cum, Whilma turned quickly and kissed my cock. Before she could swallow it, Dani nudged her aside and lightly ran her teeth along my dick before sucking it in deep. Her tongue lapped the sweet and slippery Cowper's off me. She gripped my rod tightly and held it still for Whilma to suck while, moaning, she licked Whilma's juices off my face. I heard Fred and Sue grunting. The sound of his flesh slapping against my wife's ass added to the dense sexual intensity all around. Dani turned over me, placing her beautiful, wet cunt just inches from my famished mouth, and was shocked at how darkly purple she'd made my cock head. She released it and kissed it, commenting how remarkably smooth and hard it was. "Stop admiring it and just EAT it or I will!" Whilma shouted. Dani dipped her mouth over me and rubbed my turgid tip about her gums and cheeks before wrapping her warm tongue around my compliant cock. It just took a moment to remember her lesson on deep throating and she slid me deeper and deeper into her dense, tight throat. The heat and pressure were too much for me to last. The second time her lips pressed my pubes, I exploded in several bursts, directly into her belly. As my dick melted in her mouth, I saw two dew drops about to fall from her pristine, pouty lips into my mouth. I pulled my head up and licked away the heavenly juice. When I pulled her sensuous lips open and stared at the wet immaculate cavern inside her, Whilma moved her nose next to it. She nodded at me with a raised eyebrow, asking permission to invade the pure paradise before us. I nodded my OK. Her long tongue snaked inside and licked her lips and walls with a noticeable slurping noise. Every time she came up for air, I dove in. Soon, I had two fingers inside her while Whilma kept eating her. When I struck her G the same way we hit the Whilma's, she too screamed in climax and flooded her rippled pussy again. Whilma left all that wet treasure for me and licked her way up her ass crack. Dani flinched, but my renewed pussy licking kept her clinging on my mouth. When Whilma spread her gorgeous globes and licked around her rosebud, Dani tensed and squeezed it closed. Whilma kept lapping gently with a puzzling occasional squeak while I kept dining at Dani's divine deli. We heard a loud grunt and squeal at once and knew Fred had just filled Sue's ass with his cum. Since his wife was busy with Dani, he sat back to recover and watch. That was when he noticed that Gary had two fingers in Whilma's ass and was pumping hard, accounting for the squeaks, while she was getting the tip of her tongue just past Dani's first sphincter. Sue was starting to ooze his cum, so he leaned to her ass and, starting at her perineum, licked up the overflow. Gary volunteered, "They made me lick my cum and his the last time we got together. I hated it at first, but warmed up to it. In the last few months, I even ate my own cum off my hands while Dani watched. I like it best as it drips from a pussy, but I'd like to clean up Sue's ass if you don't want it." Fred stepped to his wife as Gary rolled to Sue and began slurping her back door cream pie. Fred licked his wife's pussy and ass while she finally got her pinky into Dani's ass. Dani clenched down so hard, the finger was unmovable. Even locked in place, Whilma could displace the sphincter/finger together and THAT worked. That gentle sawing, in-out in-out, was enough to get Dani's attention. She'd forgotten how stimulating those nerves were since she didn't let her husband into her ass. Though I ensured my chin was bumping her clit as I licked her nectar, I knew that direct heat and tongue would arouse her more. Whilma pushed the whole pinky into Dani's ass and was twisting as well as pumping it. Dani was already responding to her. I moved my tongue to her clit and, since the hood was already pulled back, licked around it. Dani gasped and lurched backward, onto the invading pinky, then pressed against my mouth. Whilma replaced her pinky with her index finger and Dani's butt hole flowered for her. I sucked with each finger thrust I felt and Dani soon climaxed loudly again. "Oh, Gary, your wife is an addictive, beautiful sex machine!" I noted the odd sneer he hurled at me and wondered why he seemed to disagree. As she shuddered and twitched, I pulled out from under Dani and quickly turned around so my still stiff dick was against her pussy. "Fred, you know what to do when I get inside her." I knew that wasn't too cryptic. Just as her breathing normalized, I rubbed my stiff dick against her sensitive clit. Her arms and legs twitched again, her face and head shook blankly. I felt Whilma's hand on my cock. She pumped it a few times and Frenched it before rubbing it along and into Dani's rubbery, soaked pussy. The saturated, moist heat inside her was so intense it was nearly painful. Gary had his tongue in Sue's ass and was savoring Fred's cum. Fred had replaced his wife's finger with his own in Dani's ass. Whilma released my dick in Dani's pussy. As Fred stirred his finger in Dani, his wife climbed on a table and offered her wet snatch to my wife. Sue happily sank her face in it. Dani was calm enough now to feel her first exciting dick in her pussy in three months. While I began joyfully fucking her, I pulled her down to crush her big, soft tits to my chest and keep her ass exposed to Fred's fingers. He already had two inside her ass and she was enjoying them. I felt them press against my dick as I pumped inside her. There was a brief emptiness as he added a third finger. Before pressing in, I felt another finger slide inside her pussy, along my dick. Fred picked up some pussy lube but seemed to linger and wrap his finger around my stiff dick while still in her slippery snatch. What an odd feeling! Maybe he wanted more lube for the other side? Or did he just want an excuse to feel my dick? Before it was too distracting, he pulled out and applied the fresh lube to her back hole and his fingers. I felt the three fingers stretch her anus and press my cock. Her breathing got raspy again and I knew what was next. The change from fingers to his cock was smooth, but I felt it. Since it was smaller than the fingers, it let her clamp down on his dick without pain. As soon as she relaxed again, he would start deep pumping her ass and rubbing my dick with his from within. We worked up a varying rhythm, alternately pumping or pumping together. I was too engrossed to noticed which worked better. Gary watched dumbfounded as two cocks fucked his wife at once. This time he had a clear view of his wife's willing participation and her lustful reaction. I felt a wet finger slip between my cheeks and assumed Whilma was back. The finger found my rear hole and plunged to the hilt before beginning to pump and seek harmony with our dicks. If there was any doubt how Dani felt about having two cocks deep inside her, you needed only look at her face. Besides the uncontrolled grunts, her eyes were partially rolled back, her face was slack with a slight smile and her mind was thoughtless. She was obviously overwhelmed by the stimulation and all the climaxes. As she built to another, her pussy began to spasm. This made me and Fred twitch at her whim. I could feel Fred throb and swell as he must have also felt me. Seconds later, Fred was grunting and filling her ass with fresh seed. The finger inside me must have found my prostate for I felt the insufferable urge to burst. Fred helped her start to cum which, with the finger urging me, made me empty my seed sack explosively into her sweet pussy and that pushed her over to another screaming, then whimpering, climax as we all came together. Gasping for air, Dani didn't have the reserve to French me so we kiss/gasped. Shortly I heard Fred ask if it were Ok for him to clean up Dani's and my juices. With my eyes closed, I grunted an OK. I felt movement along Dani's legs and mine and suddenly my dick was in a warm mouth too. I knew it wasn't Dani so I tried to guess if it were Sue or Whilma. It was surely Whilma's technique with light kisses on the frenulum, light teeth, licking my cum and Dani's elixir and deep sucking me into a tight, warm throat. My cock was too sensitive for extreme contact, so I put my hand on the head in my groin and felt FRED. "Ummm, who taught whom that trick? What are you doing? You can get up now, Fred." Instead of releasing me, he pushed his wet finger into my ass AGAIN and rubbed my prostate. "Jesus, Fred, whhaaaaaaat are yyyyyyyooooooo.....?" And I exploded again, deep into HIS throat. Whilma was sucking Dani's cream pie next to her husband. Gary and Sue were bug eyed and frozen. When we all caught our breath, Fred and Whilma said their thanks and goodbyes. "Fred, I think you and I have had enough fun at these young people's expense, though they didn't seem to mind us inviting ourselves to their party. You know, now that we've broken the ice, we're going to have outstanding block parties! Any excuse will do as long as you're in our social club. I do hope you'll join. I'll send you details. Just be sure you have a recent medical clearance with you when you apply. Aren't we due for a checkup soon?" They left us on the ground to ponder what just happened. Am I now half gay? We shared small sips of Dani's diluted 'tea' and lots of beer. Joe: "Wow! I lost track of how many times she came. So now you're gay! When did..." I gave him a 'just shut up' look and glared at his exposed cock he was forcefully fisting. His face was red, his breaths came in gasps and though he tried pinching it off, his seed erupted violently. Blocking and capturing the grunting explosions with his other hand was barely successful. Soon, both hands were clutching at his slimy effusion. While still in the eyes closed ,strangled hold of his climax, he licked and savored his cum as I quietly watched and moved away. " I.. ahh, emm, better clean up and go. We can finish the story another time." He struggled to stuff his deflating dick back in his pants, leaving before he got it all in. We never got back to the tale. I couldn't help recalling the rest of that delicious day. "Are you OK, Dani? Are you alive?" "Are you kidding? Did you have all that planned for me? Oh God that was wonderful, amazing and crazy. Is this typical for Nude Day?" "Well, I did expect a visitor, but not them. And I didn't know they were that wild. What I had planned for you was not THAT wild either and I certainly didn't expect what Fred did to me. Now I have to make peace with that. National Nude Day can be quite mild and doesn't require sex. As on a nude beach, people CAN be naked and resist having sex. The visitor I invited to join us is a gorgeous, slim, blonde, IPX delivery woman who is a clone of Julianne Hough. Julianne's a champion dancer, wonderful singer, exuberantly youthful wet dream who is inexplicably dating Ryan Seacrest. I don't think Jillian has all those talents, but she is a very skillful lover we met in Beare Hamlet last NND. I'll tell you that story another time. Let's eat." "Are we going to play with our food now? My imagination has been torturing me since you said it." Sue spoke up, "I think that was the plan. Now I think we need some recovery time. Let's start with the real pizzas I made and move onto the play food later. I better warm them up a little. I can't wait to hear about that social club. How could we not know about it? I guess it's good that it was such a well kept secret. Here, Dani, put on your apron so we can see how cute it is on you, though I don't think you'll have it on long." She retied the top so Dani's bountiful boobs were barely confined behind the apron. I twisted mine around to cover my front again so her husband was the only one still completely naked - except for the casts. We each had half a mini pizza and that was too much! We bit into them and struggled to be polite. By the third bite we were ALL sputtering and laughing at how bad they were. Soy is no substitute for real cheese, but we couldn't find any organic mozzarella. The fake flavored and jerked soy pepperoni wasn't too bad though. "Al, how did you get so umm, liberal?" Dani asked innocently. "Did you have porn star idols?" She looked so delicious in the apron. Especially since Sue had so loosely tied it that her succulent nipples were rarely covered. She didn't seem to mind or even notice. "Actually my mom raised me this way. She is a total 'naturalist' and was often naked in and around the house even when we had guests. She and dad insisted on a nude Fridays policy that included any guests that came around. By high school, the place was overrun with boys and a few naked girls. No intercourse was allowed until we were over eighteen, but most everything else was OK. My eighty-six-year old spry grandma can be surprising too, but she has her priorities. When she went to church last week, she chose to go without panties as usual, but she wore a light weight, mid calf skirt and matching plum jacket and gloves. She also wore her big-brimmed hat at a sharp angle that drew criticism for being too sexy. While crossing the lot, a long, strong wind picked up and swirled around her, twisting her dress up to her chin. She grabbed her hat with both hands and held it down. Two friends shuffled over quickly. Frank said, "Mari, your skirt is up to your face and you're showing EVERY hairy thing you have, why are you clinging to your hat?" She stopped short, her skirt still flying, "Frank, everything you see down there is nearing ninety years old. This hat is brand new!" Priorities!" Dani nearly choked laughing. Sue piped up, "MY grandma is just as bad. She volunteers with a program for shut ins. She goes to their homes twice a month and gives them hand jobs and lets them grope and gum her pussy. It's called Feels on Wheels." Gary sprayed his beer away from us in a perfect spit take. "Oh come on! You're kidding us, right?" Sue and I just stared calmly at him, leaving him to answer his own question. Surprising Dowdy Dani 2 - Again We finished the pizzas and I went inside for my camera and some inet pics I'd found just for the day. After grabbing four more beers, I suggested we all lose the aprons so they would stay clean. The four of us naked, we clinked bottles and toasted the holiday. "You know, this beer may be too chilly. How about you ladies warm them up for us?" Both gave me a quizzical look. " Here, Gary, take a photo of Sue pouring some beer over your wife's pubes while I get my face under her to catch the warmed beer spilling off her sexy split slide. Here's a similar photo. Take it from between my legs so it includes my stiff pike, all of Dani and all of Sue pouring it. -click- That's one for the album." Dani shrieked from the chill and her tasty nipples LEAPT to ATTENTION. "Now, let's take the back off your chair and you take my place. -click- There's two. Push her hood back and poke a finger in her as Sue slowly pours the beer. Last one, spread her bread box wide open so I can zoom in and -flash- got it. TRY to catch SOME of the beer, will ya? I'm not sure the beer tastes any different, but it surely seems better somehow!" "I have to say I LOVE the decanter. You have a lot of foods here. Are we playing with all of them?" he asked hopefully. Three neighbors slowly walked past our gate and watched us silently. "Not all, Gary, I want to get to my surprise before sunset, so we'll play with some. You should all feel free to find creative ways to serve the foods. Just be sure they are still edible. I generally avoid stuffing food into her rear oven, but considering you ate Fred's cream pie from Sue's ass and that was deeper than we'll put solid foods, it can't get more risky than that." "I read that the rectum is very clean even just several minutes after ummm, voiding. That means you guys aren't getting away without something stuffed into your rear ovens since we've been together more than two hours already. Right Dani?" "Oh shit. Well, not that, but food in my butt? Hmmmm, 'meat for the goose is meat for the gander'! Never thought I'd use that old proverb again. Especially referring to ass food. Sue, where are the pearls you were going to use?" "I didn't find them, so I brought out my fake pearls. They're too small for anal beads, but they feel good in my pussy. Real pearls don't like the ph in there or the friction they get if you leave them in all day like Ben-Wa balls. The fake ones hold up better and don't chip. They still taste good too when covered in my juices. I surprised Al on our third date when he removed my panties and found the pearls decorating my pussy. Let me show you, Dani. I've been hungry for your juices all day." She stuffed the strand into Dani's soaked pussy and followed them with two swirling fingers. Dani's rapid breathing and swelling eyes said this was much more fun than she expected. Sue stared continuously into Dani's eyes as she stirred the pearls inside our friend. Very shortly Dani's knees trembled in another quake. When the nectar flowed into her palm, Sue extracted her fingers, licked them sensuously and offered to share the treasure with Dani. Gary and I drooled. Dani sucked Sue's fingers like they were a cock they were sharing. Sue plundered Dani's box again before pulling the faux pearls out erratically, yet carefully, and forcing Dani to lurch and gasp happily with each tug. Sue offered half the strand to Dani's mouth and sucked the other half into hers. In one of the most erotic and spontaneous acts I'd never seen before, Sue pulled Dani's face to hers and they Frenched across and around the pussy soaked pearls. I groaned at the sight. I wanted to savor that flavor that was doubtlessly soaked into the strings. Tongues still danced long after the pearls must have been cleaned. Gary was squeezing his staff and looking away to prevent his eruption. "Mmmmm! Did I forget to show you how to decorate? Let's try again. This time, I want both our pussies to soak the pearls. Here, stir them in me first." Giddy, Dani pushed them in Sue with her thumbs and stirred them around her soaked snatch. As she rubbed them around in my wife's love tunnel, she also pulled away her clit hood and lightly stroked it. I remembered the camera and -click- took a close shot followed by a longer one that showed all of them.... and the group staring gob smacked from our gate. They also saw Sue's climax and Dani tug the pearls from Sue's pussy then watched Sue stuff Dani's pussy with them. -click- After just seconds inside Dani, Sue pulled them out, now soaked in two varieties of thick, sticky elixir. When they put the ends into their mouths and savored their mixed treasures, -click- I reminded Sue about the decorating. She sighed deeply and guided Dani to her back on the bench. After lifting both legs to her shoulders, Sue's face was inches from Dani's beautiful box. -click- She licked her lips, then continued. "You look sooooo tasty, I want to crawl inside you and eat you up!" She struggled to regain some composure. "OK! Now that the beads are tacky, I inserted them here, between the big and small lips on each side and pressed them in as deep as possible. I made sure I looped one end over my clit, like this, and pushed the rest inside me, like uhhhh this. Ohhh, I understand now why this drove him wild! I needed the panties to help keep the top loop up, but you won't have them on you that long so you can use a little jam to tack them to your clit. -click- Stand up and show us how they look." The jam worked long enough for her to stand -click- and get a rousing applause from the group at our gate. Dani's mouth dropped as she froze, surprised and totally exposed to even more neighbors, again. The pearls distorted her pussy, yet left it just as beautiful as it was naked -only different. "Wow that was hot! But it wasn't food play." As the street group watched, I turned her and bent her over the bench so her sweet pussy and ass faced them. I bumped her legs apart and reached into her steamy, soaked snatch and swept the pearls out of her before dragging the other end across her clit. She gasped but stayed there, pussy gaping open for more admirers, even after I sucked on her savory nectar mixed with Sue's. The strings had a similar airiness as sucking nectar-flooded panties. With huge reluctance, I passed the pearls to Gary to suck the half I left for him. -click- "Let's start with some of the body salads. A nice fat carrot will fit snugly in her rectum. I'll lube it first with your slick juices. Mmmmm mmmm good! Sorry. I'll scoop up some more lube." Dani barely squirmed as I twisted the fattest carrot I had in her rear. "The hanging greens look good. Sue, bend over and I'll insert a cuke in your ass." It easily slid in after a bit of tasty lube. "I'll leave two inches exposed so we remember it's in there. You may have a problem sitting!" Sue smirked, "Our turn. Using the IR thermometer, I see the sweet sausages are 115 degrees. That's cool enough to be in a warm body, so bend over Al." Dani clapped and Gary whooped. "What are you whooping about? You're next! Hey, sausage isn't a salad item. Make sure you pre-grease them in your fleshy oven... if you're so sure they are ready to be inside us." She cut off two links and stuffed BOTH into her pussy, side by side. Her eyes fluttered up testifying that she loved their fit and warmth. "Ohhhhhhh gawwd! Uhhhhhh, that's wonderful. You have to feel this, Dani." Hooking a finger under the connecting casing, she pulled them out of her stretched snatch with several stuttering groans. "Gawwwwwd I MUST love you to give you this before it cools off." I wondered why she didn't get two new links for Dani, but was happy she didn't. Watching her share her pussy juice with Dani made my heart race. Dani bent over the table again and Sue wiggled the two wonderfully slimy links into her pussy. Dani gasped and her head fell to the table with a thud. After a moment to enjoy the new sensation, Sue twisted the warm links as she extracted them. Dani shuddered in yet another convulsive climax. Sue kissed her clit lightly and licked her labia until she passed her peaks. "Al LOVES cayenne pepper, so let's add a little." My eyes popped as she added the lightest dusting of the HOT spice. "Dani, why don't you do the honors to my husband?" "Come ear, stud, and bend over." Such sweet, seductive last words. I did as told and as Sue held my hairy ass cheeks open, Dani twisted one inflammatory, slippery, slimy, sausage link past my anus. The burst of heat was amazing! I relaxed to allow it entry and felt Dani's finger push the first link inside me and follow it. "Why don't we leave the second link hanging, as proof, as we have to suffer?" Sue cheered! The bitch! "How are we getting the links inside my husband's ass since he's in the wheelchair?" I was too delirious to answer right away. The warm link in my ass vacuumed all thoughts from my head. The first that returned was that I had both wives' erotic, luscious elixir in my ass and was merging them with me. Then I felt the cayenne begin its delightful cautery. "Ohhhhhh, it's getting hoTTER!!" Before I could pull them out completely, Sue pulled my arms over my head, across the table and ordered Dani to make sure they stayed in. She pushed the first link deeper. While I loved feeling her finger in my ass, this made the sphincter burn even hotter. I knew the worst was over, so I resisted breaking free and in a few minutes of pain/pleasure the heat lessened. The girls released me and I stiffly stood up. The second double nectar coated link swung salaciously against my thighs. All three, and the small audience at the gate, were laughing at my dilemma. "Wow! OK, now for Gary! Let's remove the back of his chair and let him lean back onto the bench. I'll hold his legs up so you can stuff his ass. See, no problem." "Well, OK, but HOLD the pepper or I won't allow it." Like he'd have a choice! Yet, we agreed. Sue stuffed two warm, fat links into her pussy and two into Dani's. "Hey, how many are you planning to stuff into me?" Neither could answer until the warmth cooled a little and they stopped moaning. Sue finally responded, "Jah... just two, honey pie. I figured we could all eat half a link of twice-pussy-soaked sausage if no one objects to overlapping the salad course. No objections, I see." She swapped links with Dani. Watching the fat links exit obscenely from a beautiful, distorted cunt made my dick rock hard. Unfortunately, it was already above Gary's face. I didn't notice him extend his tongue and lick my dick until I felt it. "HEY! Cut that out or I'll drop your sorry legs and leave you to just watch us continue." I made my point. Sue twisted the links in her twat before pulling them out slowly, letting us all watch. My dick throbbed again. "Sue, I guess you get to stuff Gary's ass now. Maybe we should put some pepper on his link just for the stunt he pulled?" "No, dear. With everything we did today and the last time that wasn't unreasonable. Maybe that was just his way of asking if it were OK to suck your dick. You gave him your clear answer, now get over it. No pepper." I pouted a bit, then grunted an OK. She took her warm, freshly extracted links to Gary. His hole was closed. "Gary, I'm going to rub my own pussy juice on and in your ass if you relax for me." She dipped two fingers into her cunt and stirred up some more juice. "Here, lick this finger so you know it's my drippings. OK, now relax your asshole." He still resisted some, but Sue wet it and finally twisted her finger inside. He groaned, relaxed and felt a second finger enter. Sue rimmed him as she widened the hole. -click- Dani grabbed another family photo. Sue subtly snuck the steaming sausage against his hole and swapped it for her two fingers. He moaned long and slow though the link had lost much of its warmth. Just before the first link vanished, -click- Sue pushed her fingers against it and pushed it until it barely disappeared. -click- "I think we should leave less inside so the second link can fit under his balls when he sits." My considerate wifey! She put some paper towels on the chair seat to keep the grease off it and held the exposed link while I lowered his legs and let him make the final adjustments. The link peeking out under his balls looked ummm, like he'd soiled his chair and wasn't at all appetizing, to say the least. The link swinging below my ass was slightly more palatable, though I doubted the average person would consider eating it. If they ever got close enough to sniff the heavenly sweet slime that coated them, they might reconsider. "Ding dong. Delivery for the sexiest couple on the block. Ohhhhhh, I see two packages are already here. Are they for me? I hope." The loud greeting came from our gate. We turned to see the petite 5'1" 95 pounds naked, smiling body of Julliane, umm Jillian, part the audience. "Hold the cream boys. I'm not HER. I'm just your IPX driver." My arms extended, eyes feasted on the ravishing beauty as she bounded toward me. "Well I guess you'll just have to do then." The words barely left my mouth when she was already hopping up onto my hips. She pressed her strong, steamy tongue into my mouth for a long passionate kiss, letting the others watch and wait. As my dick stiffened against her slit, I was sensually aware of the smooth, crushing warmth of her big breasts squirming against my chest and the warmly writhing, hairless cunt trying to inhale my stiffness. When she let me up for air, I commented "Darling Jilli, there are others here too. Feel free to greet them as warmly as you just did me, then come back and clean up the mess you just pulled out of my dick. This is Dani, her husband Gary, and you know Sue well. Dani, THIS is Jillian, the surprise guest I had planned for you and us." Gary drooled, "Forgive me if I don't stand. I have two crushed legs, but at least mini me is standing for you." Jilli froze, about to shake his hand, when she saw the link under his balls. Still staring at it, she grabbed his dick and introduced herself. "No point being shy when we and your audience are all naked. Wha...what is that? A sausage?" She lifted his balls and pet the warm link. She sniffed the slime on her fingers and tentatively licked it. "Sue! This is your juice. I see you really did start without me." She bent and gave Gary a little kiss then kissed his throbbing prick. As I hid my dangling link behind Sue, she looked Dani over, staring first at her sweet tits and beautiful beaver before noticing the carrot greens hanging from her ass. "I'm sensing a theme here. Greetings, great to meet you." She got on her tip toes and squeezed Dani's great tits against hers as she kissed her warmly. Their tongues tangoed for some time. When she broke the kiss, she dropped to her knees and spread Dani's labia before licking them and briefly sucking her clit. Dani trembled. "Wow! She's primed and ready to blow. She's delicious and tastes much like you do, Sue. Except for the sensual salty sausage steaming in her snatch." "What, you're not going to greet me?" Sue pulled Jilli up by an arm and a nipple before they hugged warmly. While their tongues danced, Sue pet a massive tit and twisted her nipple. Jill slipped a finger into Sue's pussy and stirred. They both moaned. "OK, turn around Sue. I don't feel any food in your tasty twat so let's see your ass. Bend over and... ahh, a cuke. Are we planning to eat all these savory anal and snatch snacks? So where are mine and his?" She bent to look between my legs and saw a link lilting. Feeling its slippery skin and smelling its heavenly scent, she added "This has already been in at least one pussy. May I have a bite?" She lifted my balls and moved my dick from her nose before she licked the link, then licked and sucked my throbbing tool. "The last two links are deep in Dani's fleshy front oven and you're just in time to share them with us. You missed out on the ladies' very HOT and very intimate sharing of a strand of faux pearls. For YOU, I can briefly grill some asparagus spears and push a clustered few in your ass. You'll have to stand until we bite the heads off or extract them. OK? I hope you didn't have lunch yet. If your beautiful beaver isn't wet yet, I guess I'll volunteer to help you cum before we can put any food in your front oven. That will be my cross to bear as your host." I grinned widely at the wonderful burden. "The grilled spears sound tasty, as long as they don't burn me. I'm already very wet just from the intense greetings. Here feel me." I pushed two fingers into her bald beaver and swept all around inside her. She moaned, but she could get much wetter. Gary groaned something about my getting all the pussy first. Though he was right, I ignored him and licked Jill's savory sauce from my fingers. "Let's get the food out of your rear ovens and dig in! I definitely want a bite of what's in Dani's pussy right now, plain and nude." Sue jumped up, "Great! Dani, grab some buns for the other links. I'll heat up the peppers and onions for those. Since there are only two ass links, we'll have to share. The other four have only been in our pussies. I'll split one with you, Jilli. Bend over Dani so we can get that carrot softened up. I'll wrap in it foil with some butter and steam it on the grill it while we eat the rest. Jill, would you pull the cuke out of my ass? Thanks. I'll slice it in five and grill it too." "I don't know if I'll ever do this again, so would you hack off the end that was in you and cut that up so we can sample it?" What a brave request from Dani. Everyone struggled with the thought of eating the first ass food raw. We all ensured there were NO Klingons and eventually sucked and savored it and found that despite the new musk scent, it tasted just like a warmed up cuke that had never been in an ass. "That was a pleasant surprise. How can we sample the ass links?" I had a thought, "Everyone gets half, Dani and Jill can split one of those. You can choose to taste it as is, or smother it in a bun in peppers and onions, or both. Both is my choice." I bent over and let Sue extract my link. -click- "Ohhhh, owww, mine comes with HOT PEPPER! Ohhhhh!" Sue and Dani got the link out of Gary and inspected both links. We put the sliced cuke in the bun, all took a small bite of their naked link and put the rest in the bun. Jill and I added cayenne before piling on the pepper/onion dressing. We cut the buns in half. The taste was disappointingly normal. "The remaining four links have been dipped in two sweet pussies. Two are still steaming inside Dani. I know I DON'T want a bun for those since I want the elixir to stand out. I think we should reheat the links that were NEAR asses and stuff them into Jill so she can enjoy them warm before we do. Then we'll have four links soaked in nectar." All agreed, Jilli enthusiastically clapped. After wrapping the precooked links in foil, I put them on the coolest part of the grill, next to the spears. I pushed a finger into Dani's bunker, along the two links, but couldn't budge them. I had her lay back and pull her knees to her ears and the links poked out of her pussy by an inch. We all watched her face and stretching labia as I hooked the links and twisted them to break the bond. When they were half out, I surprised her again by pushing them back in and literally fucking her with my cooked meat. She gasped in shock and moaned at the sensation of the fucking meat. Jilli grabbed my stick and stroked it. Sue bent over and licked and sucked Dani's clit, sharing it with Jill. As Dani started trembling, Jill kneeled and sucked my stiff shaft deep into her throat; Sue pushed Dani's hood back and nibbled lightly on her clit. Jill and Sue were harshly rubbing their own clits when Dani shuddered and began a squealing, escalating, gasping trill that ended in a primal scream, a huge gush of nectar and quiet. The short quiet was punctuated by my own escalating grunts and final deep thrusts far into Jill's wonderfully warm and tight throat. "Wow! I thought we were taking a respite. Now we know what it takes to make Dani squirt. I'll remember that later! That was intense. " Surprising Dowdy Dani Bob said, "I don't think you need me here right now. Much as I want to visit her pussy, I see another that may need some more attention." He was staring at my wife. Bill was now naked too and eating her pussy while she was on all four and eating him. Her bare, shaved, wet and swollen pussy wiggled above Bill's face. Bob was drawn to her very pretty, empty pussy and cute, exposed asshole. Dani removed my shirt and, while Gary watched intently, she reached for my still hard and exposed dick. She touched it gently and her nervous warmth made me gasp and nearly cum instantly. When I opened my eyes again, she was smiling and staring deep into them - trying to confirm the truth. "I didn't know I could have this effect on men. I'm nothing special." Gary and I shook our heads at her naivety. As she and her husband pulled off my shorts and briefs finally getting the last clothed man naked, I scolded, "You are indeed special. Just look at your outside first. Your body is perfection in size, tone and proportions with flawless skin." My dick throbbed at the thoughts I said aloud. "Like my own wife, you have PERFECT nipples and that pretty pussy that is both a sculptured beauty and lusty at once. Most women aren't nearly as lucky as you. I was afraid, when I took your panty off, that you were hiding grossly deformed, dark and sagging lips. But they are a vision of beauty. Your firm tits are within a half cup of each other, while even my much smaller wife's are a full cup apart. You are a sculptor's fantasy woman. And inside, your modesty, earthy good nature and undemanding attitude add so much to your attractiveness. If you EVER get tired of this guy, you can come live with us and we'll keep you reveling in joy. No offense, Gary." Dani blushed again at the sincere flattery and looked at Gary. He was in tears and nodding total agreement; though he said not to hold our breaths for Dani to move in with us. Sue spoke up, "I haven't studied your pussy yet, but I have to agree with the rest of what Al said. ...uggghhh." We looked at the source of the grunt and watched Bob stuff his stiff cock into my wife's wet snatch. "That's what I want to do to you soon, Dani, while your husband watches us." I said. "But I want you to cum hard on my face first. I want more of your exquisite elixir." Gary spread and kissed her ass. As she bent over my chair to offer him more of her ass, her big, firm tits slapped my face. I sucked one nipple and twisted the other. "Oh Gary, you never wanted to touch my dirty ass before, though I hinted that I loved that." He answered, "I'm so sorry I didn't believe it. I guess it took seeing you respond on Bob's tongue and the magic of tonight to get me to try it. I won't ever hesitate again. You smell and taste so great and musky even back here. Things have changed already and I had no idea our neighbors could get so kinky." "Gary, we haven't fucked her yet. You're not going to deny us that now, are you? Buddy?" Dani spoke up, "Before we get to THAT, I want to taste this cock that Sue says she loves so much. I want to feel it fill my pussy, but only after it fills my mouth with cream. I don't generally like the slimy taste of cum, but tonight I want to taste ALL of you spurting in my mouth - you too Gary, and umm, ahh, you too Sue. Since anything goes, I want someone to fill my ass with cum then maybe Sue or Gary can lick it clean and suck it down." Shocked at her newly dirty mouth, Gary mumbled, "I created a sex monster. Yea!" Dani bent to put my cock in her mouth, her first new one in the seven years since they met. She swung her ass toward her husband and wiggled an invitation as she licked my cock and balls. Sue muttered, "It's about time. I love watching my man's cock vanish into another woman's holes. That's one. I want to see him fill her other two soon." Gary spread his wife's relaxed cheeks and admired her beautiful holes until she vibrated her cheeks at him. He moved his face between her legs and deeply sniffed the fragrance of each hole before tasting each one. He pushed two fingers into his wife's wet, willing snatch and scooped some of her ambrosia then sucked his fingers clean and dry. He repeated the invasion, but that time he moved one finger across her puckered rear hole. He noticed that each time she plunged onto my happy cock, her asshole fluttered. The next time she went down, he pushed a finger deep as possible into her rectum. She grunted around my dick, causing her to open wider and press her lips against my body. This sent my throbbing cock deep into her virgin throat. Dani said she had never allowed a penis into her throat and rarely did she take one in her mouth. The intense, wet heat and pressure caused me to involuntarily pull her head hard against my body, hold her there and thrust deep. My loud grunt quieted the room. I managed to release her face to breathe and avoided cumming. She gagged and coughed which squeezed her sphincter on her husband's imprisoned finger. She let out a loud 'ouuuuu' as she felt the pressure in her ass. Gary twisted his finger inside her ass and she immediately inhaled my cock. As she sped up her assault on my manhood, Gary moved the other, still wet finger beside the first. Peeking between her legs, he timed the second finger's invasion with the loosening sphincter cycle. Just as she began to relax and her mouth pressed against my nest, he shoved the second finger deep in her ass. Again, she lurched away from the fingers and slammed against me. Her long moan around my deeply imbedded cock was too much to ignore. I thrust hard against her mouth and shot one, two, then three gouts of swimmers deep into her throat and belly. She shuddered and fell to her knees as her orgasm took control of her body. She trembled and shook, but refused to release my dick. Still in her mouth, it released a feeble encore of cream that she sucked and savored on her yearning tongue. Gary had stilled his fingers in her ass and grinned wildly as he waited for her to quiesce. Once she did, he gently twisted both fingers slowly. She tried to jump away, but he whispered "Trust me." and she relaxed. He began slowly thrusting in and out. Dani pleaded, "But that's starting to hurt now. It's so ..." Sue spoke up, "Go with it if you can endure it. Relax your ass and it will start feeling extremely good in a minute. Gary will lube it some more. Do it now Gary." He dipped a finger into her dripping wet pussy. She gasped as he pressed it against the two fingers in her rectum before withdrawing it. She felt him wipe that wet finger over the two he nearly removed. They slowly went back into her ass while everyone but I watched in closeup. When he pulled them back out, he wet the other side. I would have mined for more slippery lube first. With both fingers wet, he slowly corkscrewed in to spread the lube. She didn't complain and her smile said she was enjoying it again. She'd just had the biggest orgasm of her life, in a crowd, and it wasn't from intercourse. Now she was winding up again. I pondered how I could help their wishes continue to come true. My dick, having come twice already, was useless for the next fifteen minutes. I hated the thought of not being first in Dani's delicious pussy... at least for tonight. Though I could stall by using my mouth on it, I made the sacrifice for her. Bill was thrusting hard against my wife's bent over ass while Gary captured and stretched a chaotically swinging nipple. Sue tried holding and stroking his dick while Dani stared at her husband being handled by my wife. Bob was staring at all the action and slowly jerking himself. I called out, "Bill, are you in my wife's ass or pussy?" They both responded at once, 'ASS'. "OK, Bob, you lucky bastard, you win!" I shifted Dani's head to my chair. "Gary, keep plowing her ass until she cums again. I'm going to set her up for a four-way fucking. We'll go to joint three ways later. Bob, you bastard, lay down here and line up that woody under her pussy. I'm going to give you MY fucking spot, you prick! If my dick were ready to perform again, you'd have to fight me for access to her beautiful love box. Bill, get your dick out of my wife's ass." They both grumbled. "Wipe your weapon down with a hand sanitizer and get ready to put it in Dani's ass." She heard this and froze, eyes wide open. Gary kept pumping his fingers in her loosened hole. He farmed more lube from her pussy and added a THIRD wet finger in her ass. Bob reached up, into her vacated front hole with two fingers and began stroking her. She gasped, shocked, not sure what to do since FIVE fingers held her by her nether holes. Both men commented how odd it was to feel someone else in the other hole. Gary volunteered, "And she's MY wife!" Dani chimed in, "And those are MY holes I never shared before - surely not with two men. Oh my." I whispered, "Wait until two pricks are in those holes." Only Sue heard, and smiled. She knew I wanted to be in both tight holes. Dani's breathing was raspy. I told Bob he should expose and gently tease her clit. Well, at least I was the first to see and taste her delectable pussy. Gary could see his friend's hand inside his wife and now clearly exposing her clit to everyone. He started to jerk himself harder. I told him to wait. With great effort, he stopped. Dani was approaching her third orgasm in thirty minutes. We all watched the mesmerizing sight of her big, beautiful tits heaving and bumping as she gasped for release. Her small squeaks got louder and faster until she shook violently and felt her third petite morte. Before she could calm down, I ordered Gary to gently remove his fingers from her ass as Bill placed his cock against her rear hole. Gary had stretched her ass with his three fingers and the sanitizer acted as a temporary lube so Bill had no problem sliding his smaller than three fingers dick inside Dani's virgin, dickless ass. Dani gasped and lurched abruptly. "Is that a cock in my ass? Ohhh, how did that happen? Uhhhhh, why was I so afraid of this? It doesn't hurt at alllllll and fee..feels so filling and warm. Ohhh, fuck me with it." She lunged back against the stiff cock, taking nearly all of it in one stroke. Gary gawked in awe. I moved my chair away and rolled Gary into place, next to Bob who was still fingering Dani and feeling his brother's cock fucking her ass. I pushed Gary under his wife's face. "Dani, honey, you're about to fulfill another wish and taste your husband's cock and swimmers for the first time in your mouth. She grinned and quickly clamped onto his stiff dick. He beamed and moaned. I asked Sue for two chair pillows and put them under Dani's knees. She grunted deeply with each of Bill's lunges and sucked Gary's small dick nearly into her throat. I signaled Bob to move under her the best he could and pushed her legs apart so she could drop onto Bob's straining rod. Bill adjusted too until he felt his twin's dick splitting her pussy open and squeezing against his own dick pumping her brown hole. "Dani, I imagine this is your first four way. I wonder if you ever even dreamed about having three cocks in all your holes at once." She just moaned around her husband's tool. I openly fingered Sue as we watched them adjust their timing. Dani was sweating and straining and fucking three men at once and they all got louder and faster, like a steam engine building up speed. Bill held his outburst as long as he could, but finally filled her ass with cream. His spasms triggered both Dani and Bob - no telling who came first. In fact, nearly simultaneously Dani's limbs all shook in orgasm, and Bob grunted loudly and fouled her pussy with his demon seed. That should have been me filling her pussy with my pure, godly cream! Seconds later, her grunting and shaking brought Gary off, mostly in her mouth. Between gasps, she licked and sucked her husband's cum clean. Bob and Bill still had their shrinking dicks inside her. I had a new idea. "Dani, as the guys fall out of you, hold your ass and pussy closed so you can tackle your next wish. You said you wanted Sue or Gary to suck the cream pie out of you. If Gary is willing, they can BOTH eat cum from your holes at once. I know Sue is willing, aren't you my little slut?" She stopped fingering herself to rapidly nod agreement. We looked at Gary. He blanched. I added, "you and my wife can share the fresh cum dripping from your wife. You can alternate holes if you like or the space is too tight." He looked at Dani who was pleading with her eyes. "OK, OK. I'll even do THAT for you, my love. But I want her pussy." Dani cheered and I reminded her to plug her holes. When Bob pulled out, he fed his dick to her mouth to suck and lick him clean. She did. But when Bill tried the same, she hesitated since his dick was in her 'dirty hole'. I convinced her that her colon was clean soon after she cleared it so it's only briefly dirty. She tentatively licked his 'dirty stick' and had no unusual taste so she gingerly took the dirty cock in her mouth and cleaned it. "Guys, come help me lay Gary on the table and I'll move the wheelchair away." Sue cleared the table and the twins gently put Gary on it. "Dani, hold your holes closed while Bob and I lift you under your arms and knees. Bill, just lift her a few inches under her pits. No, no, her PITS not TITS. We can suck her tits after she's in place." We displaced Bill as we lifted her and she squeezed her labia together. We lifted her onto Gary's face, facing his toes and returned her to her knees. Gary nervously looked up to the hand blocking her pussy. "OK, Sue, with Gary's feet near the edge there's enough room for you to rest your shoulders on the 'table' with your face under her ass. Hmmm, guys she needs more support. Let's put that shelf across those two weighted chairs so she can rest her pretty ass on it. There's no need to strain yourself, honey." Spreading her legs widely, Dani squatted lower to reach the two bumping heads under her. Bill immediately went to the other side of the table and sucked Dani's tall nipple into his mouth. Bob sucked her other nipple. He looked down at Sue and signaled his bro 'TITS!' They each took a little bite of Sue's perfect nipples then returned to Dani's perfect nips and hefty tits, but kept pulling and twisting Sue's tits. They left a perfectly good and pretty pussy exposed wide open and unused. I'll tend to it as soon as I help my friends. Sue and Gary couldn't get both their heads and mouths under such closely spaced holes. I had them try one above the other, varied offsets then side by side. That almost worked. They each got more cum on their cheeks than in their mouths. I considered a turkey baster, straws or some kind of slide to guide one hole's overflow before I suggested they just alternate. One should hold a hole closed while the other drank from the other hole and vs. Then I suggested they each slurp some cream, but not swallow; close her holes and kiss - swapping and mixing the cream from both holes in their mouths. Just like a porno! Sue was willing, but Gary wasn't. They went back to alternately draining Dani in small sips and licks. Dani was getting aroused again by the active tongues probing her asshole and into her pussy. She leaned forward to suck her husband's limp dick and he quickly saluted. There were still three untended cocks and an empty snatch waiting for attention. Sue wondered a moment who was between her spread legs. She realized the twins were still mauling her tits and Gary was above her, so it had to be my Lazarus cock against her still wet pussy. I put her feet on the shelf and stared into her friction burned pussy and asshole and wondered if anyone had actually filled her holes with cum. When I smelled her cunt, I found the scent of semen. I pushed two fingers inside and felt the extra slippery fluid. Two other fingers pushed into her loose and gapping asshole. Just like Dani, both my wife's holes were full of Bob and Bill's cum, but enough had already drained that there was no overflow. If she didn't directly taste them earlier, she was drinking someone's cream now from Dani's draining ass. I pushed my stiff again cock inside her. Though she had fucked both guys, I hadn't heard her cum. After several deep plunges, her pretty and well-used pussy began clenching and holding my stiff dick. When I looked between Dani's beautiful legs, I saw Sue tasting cum from both twins...via Gary's mouth. He kissed her, then licked her mouth with Bob's cum on his tongue. Sue opened her mouth and licked back, mixing both men into both mouths as I'd suggested earlier. Dani was still sucking Gary's cock, but the guys were up to something. Dani's tits were big enough to pull to each side and suck while she was bent over and eating her husband. Each twin was still pulling on Sue's raw nipples, but their other hands were whacking themselves. Their positions were odd since they were on their toes and pulling their dicks over the table. I couldn't tell if they were just planning to spray Dani, Sue or even Gary with fresh sperm. The pranksters climaxed together and sprayed Sue's tits first, their second spurt went on Dani's legs and they shook the final dribbles on Sue's and Gary's faces. He wasn't happy about that, but they laughed like madmen. "Hey Gar, you're drinking our cum from three holes so what's a little fresh dribble?" He cursed them and yelled for them to leave right now. "Don't even get dressed. Take your shit and get the fuck out. I let you fuck my wife and this is how you show your thanks, you pull a dumb stunt like that? You know she wanted to taste your spunk, but you lost that privilege. And don't even think about spreading rumors about me drinking your cum. Remember, we all saw you eat Al's cum from Sue's mouth. You'll be on the shit end of that stick. Don't show your faces around here for at least a month. Get out NOW!" They grabbed their clothes and quickly ran up the stairs. We heard the door slam so quickly, they must have gone outside still naked. During all the yelling, I had frozen inside my wife... everything stopped. Gary calmed down and muttered, "Where were we?" "Right here Gary." I said as I slammed hard into my wife and she licked the fresh cum off his face. Dani revived his fallen dick. "You know what's a little odd? I never got to fuck either of Dani's nether holes and you didn't fuck Sue. I thought you wanted her. She hasn't cum yet either, but I know how to solve that. I'll share my secret way to make her cum on demand. In our next pizza party, I'll show you how to make Dani cum thirty times or until she passes out." Only Sue believed me. "I can show you the first part now, but neither of you can watch us as you are. "Hmmm, Gary, can you roll on your side and get to the edge of the table? Yes, facing in, good. Neither of you has had a very close look at this beautiful pussy. Her inner lips hang out a little more than Dani's. Honey, hop up here next to his head and under the pool light. Each of you rest your head on a thigh. Sue enjoys the closeup viewing. Here, look at the intricate, yet fleshy sculpturing of her inner lips and how they form the perfect monk's hood over her perfect, pearlized clit. Both of you grab an inner lip and open them, look inside her soft, pink hole. She loves the delicate attention and touching. Smell the sex scent of male and female cum. Go ahead and taste her, lick her pussy and her asshole. You won't get much cream pie since she's on her back... again. Open her holes with your fingers, then push your tongues as deep into her private holes as you can." Sue moaned just at the thought. On her elbows, she watched our friends pry open her holes and the thrill on their faces as they looked and licked. "That isn't part of the first example. Sue just loves exposing herself and I'm enabling her and giving her that little gift. Let's give her a minute to calm down partially, then we'll continue with 'snatchy show and tell.' Surprising Dowdy Dani "Here's the Cliff Note version of my tip. We'll use her clit and G-spot to throw her quickly into orgasm. The slow warmup, foreplay, takes the most time, but she's already a little aroused as you can see by her plumped outer lips. But her clit is hiding under its hood again. We want it to come out on its own or it can be painful to touch if forced. Go on, each of you push a finger inside her sweet pussy. You can taste its sweetness in a minute, or next time, when there's no cum in her. Turn your fingers so you can feel the side walls. That textured area you feel is part of her clit. Sorry, do you know this stuff already? I can get didactic sometimes since I love teaching." Dani answered first, "But you've already taught me two things I never heard before. And I'm sure I don't even have a G-spot. Right honey?" "Well," Gary answered, "I've never found it, but you might have one. Why don't we look for it...after this?" I've been thru this before. "I'll bet she has one and I'll show you where it is. Move your fingers in and out, just be sure to lightly rub her side walls. We want to amp up her arousal. Look at this beautiful pink peach peeking out again. Your touch is drawing it out. As it comes out, it wants to be touched, it strains to be touched. But don't! We'll tease it a little by rolling a thumb over the inner lips and making each roll tug the soft hood across her glans. Keep stroking her inner clit and watch her breathing get rougher and her clit get taller. "Let me take over. I'll make her orgasm in just about five minutes by simply doing all this. But just as she reaches her little peek, a hot tongue or gentle, direct clit movement will triple the force of her climax, that little peak. The secret to tripling it again and tossing her 1000 feet higher is to involve her G-spot. What you couldn't see as I fingered her was that about every fourth stroke I pushed along her upper wall. Just as with the clit, I was careful to avoid directly pressing the G-spot. Stretching the upper wall pulls the skin around the G. It starts to swell and with more arousal, you can be a little more direct. "Her clit is nearly at its tallest, so now I'll push my stiff dick inside her. But watch the angle I use. My dick is straight, but you'll have to stay aware of that curve yours has. I'm on my toes so my dick rubs everything BUT the G-spot. She's clenching and squeezing her inner clit against my dick as it ohhhhh pumps inside her. I'm bumping the inner clit hardest with the crown behind my glans. That's not its only purpose either. Notice that I'm bumping the last inch of my cock, and side slipping it, against her glans clitoris - the pearl. Each time I thump it I send an 'electrical shock' thru her and she twitches. Now, ahhhhhhhhh, getting hard to focus, I'll get off my toes so my dick points UP. Now it ohhhhhhhhhhh travels al..along the clitoral shaft and hits the ohhhhhhhhhh, G-spot. You see that big twitch where ohhhhhhhhhhh she went rigid? Now ....." I couldn't keep talking. I went faster and faster then down and slower and back up. About to cum myself, I slammed UP hard. "And... sssssshe... should c...cum NOW!" Within two more strokes Sue's body turned red and rigid. Her head locked to one side, she clenched her teeth and screamed a loud, long grunt/moan just before shaking violently. With her grunt came mine and I released my flood into her. I shuddered, shook and lurched hard twice. I held my dick pressed hard against her until we both calmed and our breathing slowed. My eyes opened to see Dani and Gary staring awestruck at me. "I, we, have never seen or felt anything like that. You have to show us how to do that. That was so intense!" "We don't do that every time since it is so draining, as you can see. But..." Before I finished my thought, Dani slid her hand into my ass crack and down to my balls. She pulled slightly and her other hand pried my still firm, sopping cock from my wife. I wondered what she was doing until she bent and sniffed our groins. She licked some of our mixed juices from my dick then offered it to Gary. "Yummm, honey, smell this fresh sex aroma. Taste it! Go on, it's mostly her taste anyway. Didn't you share two other guys' cum in her mouth? Yes, I saw that." Gary looked dumbstruck. I knew he wouldn't consider taking a dick directly in his mouth. "No! I won't suck a guy no matter what. Just like you won't eat pussy. It's just wrong. Tell you what... you eat her pussy now and I'll suck him clean. Never happen." Oh Gary. What a dumb dare that was. I spoke up, "Whoa, don't I get a say in this? Sue doesn't care who eats her pussy, but I..." Dani called his bluff before I could even finish my sentence and put her face in Sue's cum-filled box. She admitted she wanted to taste pussy for a long while, but needed a little push. The dare was enough. Moaning constantly and savoring the taste, she licked Sue from ass to clit. Seeing his wife eat pussy her first time got to Gary. "Hey, save me some of that. I want to taste you on her pussy too. When I'm done, I'll uhhh, consider licking his dick." His tongue was on my wife's clit and she was already moaning when Dani pulled his face away from Sue's snatch by his hair. "No deal!" Smirked Dani. "You've just had a quick taste of her pussy. Now suck his dick completely clean or you won't get to taste her cunt again and you won't see me naked for at least a month. I mean it!" How unusually assertive of her. "Oh come on honey. You're spoiled now and too horny to hold out for a month. You'll beg to cum all over me in a day." "Yeah, I think you're right. I am spoiled and now I crave hot HOT sex. So I'll go to their house every day and fuck them both for at least thirty days. Is that OK with you guys?" Convinced she meant it, and before we could shout our obvious answer, Gary gave in. He gingerly took my hardening dick from his wife and smelled it. "Hmm, smells like her cunt." Waving it around as he stared at it was just making it stiffer. "I know it's just flesh, like an elbow or a pussy," he rationalized, "but there's still a taboo and revulsion about a straight man sucking a cock." He took a careful lick off the end, savored the taste and went back for more. He licked my whole shaft and glans clean then let go. "As long as it tastes like pussy, it's not so bad, I guess." "Oh you're not done yet, honey. Lick the dribble off his balls then really suck the juice out of him. I had that beautiful, straight cock down my throat and you ought to try that too. You expect women to drink your cum, it should be no different for you to blow a guy too and do what we do. Now suck it." "Oh please, no deep throat. I'll do the rest for you, but then I want to rinse my mouth with her pussy juice." He did suck me in, but I avoided cumming in his mouth. I umm came close, but the taboo goes both ways. Once he drained my cock, he dove tongue first into Sue's pussy. Dani had her squat over his face and he ate all the mixed cream pie in her, including my recent addition. He was beginning to like the tastes. Dani insisted he drain her ass too. And he did, with no complaints. "It's a good thing I kicked the boys out. They'd be yelling 'fag' and stuff and joking to the world about my sucking cock and eating cum from three men. I don't need that! Now how about you show me on Dani how to fuck my wife and send her orgasm 1000 feet high?" "Well, I'd LOVE to, but why don't we rest a little bit? I'm wasted." We sat on the couch together, still naked. The girls actually sat against me and Gary was across from us back in his wheelchair. We fell asleep with my hands under their asses and fingers poking inside their red and swollen pussies. Their hands were on my cock and balls, gently caressing them. We woke and kept a gentle high going while Gary watched and lightly stroked his cock, pointing it at us so we could watch his self loving. "We have to do this again... and again... and again. But we don't need the twins. When your legs are better, you can do more, but there's still a lot we can do until then. What do you think about a monthly pizza party?" Dani asked, "Why wait a month? Gary's right, I am too horny now to wait that long. Though I want a good fucking daily now, how about we start with a weekly party? And if we need an emergency fucking, let's use our secret, subtle code word, PIZZA PARTY." She pressed her beautiful tits against me and shoved her horny tongue down my throat to seal the proposal then leaned over me and sucked my wife's tongue too. Hmmm, what a surprising day and a Surprising (not so) Dowdy Dani! FIN ===================================/\__/\( ~ ~ )> * < Please vote BIG and leave constructive comments. Thanks.... Seminal image: a man in a wheelchair with two friends, and a recent neighbor couple, and his dowdy wife (but in an unusually short, over the knee, skirt) with her back to the 'eye', all arranged around a makeshift table. Dani, in an apron, was serving some quick food. [g ck 8/28/10]=========== 10083 words ==Submitted 8/28/10 | posted=8/29/10 | fix and re-sub 9/3/10 11 hours by pencil + 30 hrs to 0230 9/3/10 * The story behind this ' Surprising Dowdy Dani ' story. 8-26-2010 Thank you JMS. Thank you so much for inspiring me to write and find my muse. Damn you! Thanks to you, I..... never mind. Let me explain what he modeled for me. His epic Babylon 5 and the story behind it defined a new approach, for me, to attempt writing. Essentially, he says he clearly defines the characters, their motivations, what they have to lose etc. and defines their world. Once that settles in, all he does is open a window to that world and listens to them speaking. He quickly slams the window shut and writes what he heard. Often they speak directly thru him. Amazing concept! I tried it on earlier stories, and it works! Long before I had a name for this tale, I had my seminal image. That solitary image for this was: a man in a wheelchair with two friends and a recent neighbor couple and his dowdy wife (but in an unusually short, over the knee, skirt) with her back to the 'eye', all arranged around a makeshift table. Claire, [name later changed to Dani for alliteration] in an apron, was serving some quick food. That's it. I never questioned how to make a story of this since I knew the story was already told, but I hadn't yet heard it. While trying to form the image clearly, it slid quickly in the time line back and forth to find the right spot. Imagine picking a card from a deck. Are the cards in order by suit, sequence, reversed or chaos? It's the Queen of hearts. But what is she doing? To whom? Behind the King's back.. Is that the Jack, bent over? Ouu, I think I have a new story growing! So! My story image came to me three days ago, before I climbed out of bed. With it came a compulsion to write it. You should know I have 101 + 5 stories outlined to varying degrees with varying motivation to complete them. When this Claire tale threw me out of bed, I had a story deadline coming up that should have had the highest priority and with which I was nearly done with the first draft. Yet, I knew I had to at least record the image and a few developing notes so I could pick it up later. In the last four years, I recorded all my story notes on my laptop JUST to avoid later trying to decrypt my own writing. I made it my own firm rule. So much for my rules! I sat and scribbled my notes, with a real PENCIL no less, in my reading room. The first page was on an already used scrap of paper that was a half sheet. I just knew I wouldn't need to fill that scrap page with my quick notes. I guess my muse, Lois, had other ideas. I didn't see her this time, but felt her pressure on the pencil. Well, TWO HOURS later I had SEVEN pages written in nearly first draft polish! Far more than a quick note, this is. My hand was very tired from the varying pressure needed to make a dull pencil legible. There's one more twist I'll tell you after day two. Day two: I sat in my reading room with a freshly sharpened pencil and resumed writing. About the time I felt the strain of writing, and my legs felt numb and my neck hurt from leaning forward, I guessed two hours had gone by again. I was wrong. My son called, so I checked the time. I had been sitting in place and writing for SIX and a HALF hours! How was that possible? I noted I was on page TWENTY SEVEN! I had to get up and stretch, so I decided to finish the thought and exit. The images wouldn't stop and the characters wouldn't shut up! I couldn't write fast enough to keep up with them. I realized my mistake was that I never SHUT THE DAMN WINDOW on them. I did my best not to inject my own idea or change what THEY were showing me. Just as I felt the end was near, for the first draft, I stopped... on page THIRTY SEVEN, just NINE incredible hours after I sat there! WHAT?????? My legs were tingling, back and neck sore, the pencil wore out so I switched to a pen on page 27, and I was stuck - naked - to the seat so I left skin behind when I tried to stand! Two days later, my hand is still cramped, and my fingertips still tingle. I can barely feel the keys on a remote control. The other little twist I left until now is that my reading room is actually my 'rest' room, yes the throne. Damn you JMS!