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Our Adventures with Vicky Ch. 01

By: Belper



Vicky had lived in the flat below us for six months. She was a vivacious outgoing blonde with a great personality and was very out going from what I could see. I hadn't really got to know her that well until one Saturday afternoon when she knocked on the door to ask if she could borrow Yellow Pages to find a plumber.

Tony, my bloke, was out playing rugby and I was watching Bruce Willis strut his stuff on a video from Blockbusters. I had half demolished a bottle of Bulls Blood and it seemed neighbourly to offer it to Vicky while she thumbed through the directory. We got talking and started to put the world to rights and we compared out taste in American movies stars. We had a real laugh and after a heavy week in work I became really relaxed.

The talk centred around men and I asked Vicky if she had a steady boyfriend. To my surprise as she was a very attractive girl with a fabulous full figure, she told me that she hadn't and that she didn't seem to be able to find anyone she liked. 

"I've had loads of one or two nighters but nothing much more than that." She confessed.

"How come?" I asked.

"Well if you really want to know" she said "it's probably more my fault than theirs. I'm fairly fussy and can't find a man who meets my standards."

"Meaning?" I asked.

"Meaning" she went on "The majority don't satisfy me." 

I imagined I was talking to some nymphomaniac. Vicky anticipated my thoughts.

"I hope you don't think I'm promiscuous or cheap" she said, "but if you want to know the true facts, virtually all the men I go out with only date me for one thing, or rather two; these." She pointed to her chest. "All I get are tit freaks."

I have to say Vicky had the most magnificent pair of tits. Very large, very well shaped and totally natural. 

"Of course I like men admiring my tits but I would like to enjoy other aspects of sex or at least I think I would, but these guys never seem to get round to it."

We were on our third bottle by now so the wine was beginning to do the talking and Vicky was starting to open up. 

"They assume that because my tits are big that they must be my g spot but I happen to know my erogenous zone lies elsewhere."

"So if you had the chance to dictate terms to any lover what would you ask him to do?" I inquired.

"I'm embarrassed to say" said Vicky

"Don't be" I replied. "I am a woman of the world you know. I think I can cope with any shocking revelation."

"Alright then"

Vicky moved over to the couch to join me as though we were co-conspirators together.

"If I had the chance to dictate the terms of any lover I would ask him to make love to my arse."

"Your arse!" I exclaimed.

"I knew you would be shocked. I'm sorry I shouldn't have said anything. That's exactly the reaction I expect to get from men. Now you think I'm some sort of pervert."

"Don't be silly. Of course I don't" I retorted "You completely misunderstand. I was just amazed because that's perfectly normal. As it's confession time I'd better tell you that it's my most erotic zone too."

"You're humouring me aren't you?" said Vicky.

"Not at all" I said, "Tony loves making love to my arse. He kisses it, licks it and I love the feel of his cock inside it."

"Jesus, you mean you actually have anal sex?"

"Of course – long and often" I said.

"God am I envious. I love the idea, but I'm a little bit scared. Does it hurt"

"Once upon a time I had exactly the same thoughts as you. When I masturbated I always got a buzz from touching my arsehole and I was dying to ask Tony to paly with my arse but I was afraid of his reaction. Worse still I fantasised about him arsefucking me and I aws not able to take it and the whole thing would become a nightmare. You know how fantasies often are sometimes best left as fantasies. Eventually, although I was nervous like you I decided to practice. Every time I masturbated I started to use a dildo in my anus. I started off with a pocket one to get used to it and then I slowly used a bigger and bigger one until it slid in and out quite naturally. My sphincter got used to the size. Eventually the time came and I asked for the real thing."

"And….." asked Vicky on the edge of her seat.

"It was even better than I imagined."

"This is brilliant, I'm so glad I called by today. So you think that I could do the same?"

"What? Get arsefucked by Tony you mean?" I joked.

"No you fool, I mean practice with the dildos"

"I know what you meant" I said "but it is a thought"

"What is?" asked Vicky

"Involving Tony" I suggested. "I'm sure he would love to induct you. After all you were telling me only a moment ago that you couldn't find any guy who would go lower than your tits. I guarantee you that Tony would."

"Oh God!" exclaimed Vicky "I'm beginning to feel very horny all of a sudden. I must confess the thought of having your man has caused my panties to get a trifle moist. He's incredibly sexy looking. Are you sure you wouldn't mind?"

"Tony and I have an understanding. We can only be unfaithful to each other providing we are there!" I went on " As your panties are getting wet you might as well take them off and we can start practising now."

"You mean just the two of us?" she asked innocently. I smiled and nodded.

Vicky stood up, lifted her skirt up and slipped her panties off. I told her to relax and lie back on the settee which she nervously did. I parted her legs and saw her cunt for the first time. She was a natural blonde! Her light pubic hair surrounded a pair of very inviting looking cunt lips. I leant forward and kissed them tasting her juices for the first time. I was a bit wary of what her reaction would be.

"Bloody hell!" she exclaimed "if anyone had told me an hour ago that I was about to find myself half naked in the flat downstairs with my female neighbour kissing my pussy, I would not have believed them."

"Really?" I said feigning shock. We both laughed. 

"You forgot the bit about practicing anal sex techniques" I said, but before Vicky had the time to respond I inserted my tongue into her very juicy cunt hole and she started to moan instead. I gently licked all round her hole and the further I went the wetter she became. After ten minutes I decided to finger fuck her and inserted two fingers into her cunt. She arched her back and I could feel her orgasm building. I pulled my fingers out and left her on the edge because I didn't want her to cum too soon. My fingers were very slippery and, using Vicky's cunt cream as a natural lubricant, I slowly started to finger fuck her other hole. Her anus was beautiful with its tight ridges and perfectly formed brown rosebud. My finger went in without any trouble. 

"Oh fuck!" she screamed. "You're in my arse. Fuck! Fuck! Fucking Hell!"

I thought if that was her reaction with one finger what she was likely to do with two. So I put a second in to keep the first company. She went mad. I used my other hand to rub her clit and to finger fuck her cunt. I was finger fucking both holes in rhythm and she was in heaven. She came after about two minutes. I pulled out, licked my fingers dry and let her recover.

"Jesus Christ! That was fantastic!" Vicky exclaimed after a couple of minutes heavy breathing. "A woman actually did that to me. I don't think that I will bother with men ever again."

"Don't get too carried away" I said, "I discovered I liked cunt as well as cock a few years ago but I would never give up one for the other."

So that was Vicky's lesson for day one. The next day, Sunday, Tony went off training and I spent the afternoon in Vicky's flat. This time I took my bag of tricks with me. Vicky was goggle-eyed when I took them out to show her. One of my biggest dildos fell out first.

"I can't cope with that" she said in a startled manner, "I couldn't get that up my pussy, let alone my arse."

"You'll be surprised what you can get up your arse after we've finished" I replied. "I was really surprised how easily you coped with my fingers yesterday. You may not know it, but I think you have a naturally large arsehole."

Vicky thought about this for a moment and then stood up. She pulled her panties off and bent over. Then she held both hands behind her back and pulled her cheeks open. I took this as an open invitation, knelt behind her and buried my face in her crack. I gave her an expert rimming and watched as the juices once more started to flow from her cunt. 

Determined to prove my theory I took out an eight inch dildo and ran it suggestively down the crack and pushed it gently into her open cunt so that it would come out very slick and moist. I then ran it gently round her anus and started to insert it. I watched excitedly as her ring opened appreciatively and almost sucked the dildo in. Inch by inch it disappeared into Vicky's arsehole and within moments all that was left outside was about half an inch. I caught it before the whole thing disappeared and stared to fuck her. She was rubbing at her clitoris to stimulate herself from the front while I fucked her back passage. She came.

We had a few glasses of wine and then I did her again this time with a ten inch vibrator. She took that to the hilt as well.

She obviously couldn't wait until the next weekend for lesson three so we caught up with each other midweek. I popped into a sex shop during my lunch hour to buy the strap on I had been promising myself for ages. Vicky was delighted when she saw it. 

"I'm going to like that" she smiled wantonly. 

"I'll fuck you with this only on condition you fuck me first" I told her.

"It'll be a pleasure" Vicky smiled. "I was wondering when you would let me give you a good time."

Before I had chance to say much more she had engaged me in an erotic kiss during which she started to undress me. My tits are nowhere near the size of Vicky's but they are quite large and I was thrilled that she pulled them over the cups of my bra and tantalised my nipples with her fingers. At the same time I felt the fingers of her other hand start to pull my panties aside. Then all of a sudden she stopped sucking.

"Jo!" she cried "You've got a bare cunt"

"I know!" I laughed.

"Oh my God. This just gets better and better."

Vicky went down on me instantly and gave me a very thorough licking. I then attached the strap on to her and sucked the black cock until it shiny. I bent over. 

"Cunt or arse?" asked Vicky.

"Both" I replied. 

And both I got. Cunt first and then deep into my inviting rectum. For a girl Vicky was an exceptionally talented fucker. Her rhythm was spot on. I was just on the verge of having a vaginal orgasm when she pulled out and entered my arsehole. That put my climax back a few minutes but when it came boy did it come!

"I thought I was the teacher" I joked as we lay back on the couch before I gave Vicky her fucking. She took the strap on in her arse like a pro and rode it for a full ten minutes. Tony and I had been arsefucking for six months before I could keep his cock in that long.

"I don't think you need any more practice" I told Vicky at the end of the session. "Next time lets do it for real."

The following night I invited Vicky down for a drink and Tony and she got on famously, flirting and laughing. He could hardly take his eyes off her tits and I could see his hard on from across the room.

"Was that a gun in your pocket or were you just pleased to see her?" I joked as we got into bed and Tony's rock hard cock entered my accommodating cunt. 

"I don't know what you mean" Tony replied coyly.

As we fucked I teased him with the notion that Vicky fancied him and how would he like the chance to put his cock in her while I watched. Despite his protestations that he was only thinking of me he came within thirty seconds.

"Anyway she's coming round to dinner on Saturday so save yourself"

Saturday night arrived and the dinner party went well. Again the two of them hit it off and the atmosphere was very convivial. This was helped by alcohol and the odd bit of dope. However I couldn't see Vicky making the first move, and I could hardly tell Tony to jump on her so I tried a different tack. As we lay well rested on our two settees, I gave Tony a long lingering kiss. Vicky looked intrigued. Then I stood up and moved over to where she was draped and gave her the same long kiss. It was Tony's turn to look interested. I did this half a dozen times more. I could see Tony had an erection and therefore the next time I left Vicky I pulled open his zip and lovingly traced the whole length of his cock with my tongue, resting a certain amount of time on his knob before devouring the whole length. I then went and snogged Vicky so that she could taste my man in my mouth. I broke away from the clinch, pulled up her skirt, pulled aside her panties, and put my tongue straight into her cunt. It was my turn to get a nice surprise. Vicky had shaved. Her labia were beautifully smooth. I then went and snogged Tony.

"You taste nice Vicky" Tony lazily commented. 

"You can drink straight from the source if you like." Vicky invited. Tony was over to her in a flash. He buried his head between her legs and all I could hear was the slurping of a contented man and the moaning of any equally contented woman. I leant over Vicky and liberated her massive tits from the basque she was wearing. I began sucking on her huge and very erotic nipples and she moaned even louder. I put my hand into my panties and found them soaking wet. I put two fingers into my hot cunt and pulled them out. They were dripping with juice which I proceeded to spread across both of Vicky's nipples. I then sucked one and she grabbed the other and lifted her massive mammary into her own mouth. It was the first time I had seen a woman suck her own tits. I put my fingers back into my honey pot and this time Vicky licked them dry. She was very close to cumming. I wasn't sure whether to hold back or let rip. I decided the latter as I knew she would cum again soon. So we kept licking and sucking at both ends until Vicky's climax arrived.

Tony and I then took the initiative. I wanted to be fucked and Tony had a cock the size of a stallion. It slipped into me like a hot knife through butter. I sat on his lap facing away from him so that Vicky had a better view as she sat recovering her composure. She teased me by holding her cunt wide open as Tony fucked me. I could see her newly shaved hole spread wide as he pounded into me and in turn she could see Tony's hard cock giving me immense pleasure. I came after about three minutes. I got off with my legs quivering. Tony still hadn't cum and his cock looked bigger and thicker than I can ever remember. 

"Tony darling" I whispered in his ear "Vicky would like you to fuck her in the arse."

"Would you like that Vicky?" Tony asked

"My arse is wide open for you" Vicky confirmed and as if to prove it turned over and knelt down with her head on the carpet. Tony moved over behind her and I crawled underneath where her huge tits were hanging loose. The thrill of seeing my man's cock enter another woman's cunt or arsehole is indescribable. I watched as the knob pushed at Vicky's anus just like my strap on had earlier in the week. Her arsehole opened wide as Tony's length went in. His eight inches disappeared in seconds.

"Oh shit!" She cried, "you're big, god you're big."

"Can you take him?" I asked.

"You bet" came the reply. "Fuck my arse you big cocked bastard. Fuck my arse!"

I came up and kissed Tony passionately. 

"Fuck my arse too" I urged

"In a minute" he promised.

"Don't pull out" begged Vicky "Please not yet"

Tony took no notice. He slid his thick cock out and put it straight into my arse as I knelt beside Vicky on the floor. God it felt good, and because I knew it had come straight from Vicky's brown hole it was even more exciting than normal. He reamed me twenty times at least before the bastard pulled out and went back into Vicky. He kept up this double arsefuck for what seemed like hours. Vicky and I were so close we could kiss. I also had the urge to play with her cunt and she reciprocated. When Tony was deep in her arse I put my fingers in equally deeply and could feel his cock close by in her back passage. I don't know about Vicky but I came twice. Judging by the screams I think she doubled that. 

Eventually Tony could hold back no longer. He had to cum. He was in Vicky's arse at the time and I could see his face as the spunk started to jet into her. After a couple of spasms he pulled out and the rest of his load shot across her back. I had never seen him cum so massively in our whole four years together.

Vicky collapsed and I used my tongue to scoop up the thick white blobs of semen all over her back. It took ten minutes but I drank the lot. 

Vicky was in seventh heaven. There was no question it was the best fuck of her life and I have to admit it came close for me. Tony took it all in his stride of course. You would have thought that he had double arse fucks every day of his life!

The three of us have great fun now and the thing is that whichever one of us is out or unavailable the other two can get it on. For example last weekend Tony went on a rugby tour and was away for Friday and Saturday night. As he kissed me goodbye on the Friday night he pressed a package into my hand and said:

"Here's something for the weekend." 

Vicky came down a couple of hours later in some very sexy underwear. We had a bath together and fucked each other with the soap and shower hose. Then when we got out we shaved each other's cunts. Vicky was a confirmed smoothie now. She had discovered how sensitive a bald cunt could be. We had a lovely meal half naked and drank some rather potent red wine. At the end we collapsed on the sofa and began to kiss each other seductively from head to toe lingering at the more interesting parts in the middle. I then decided it was time to open Tony's present to us so we pulled apart the wrapping and found that he had left us with a fabulous double dildo. I had always wanted one. I rubbed one end all round Vicky's labia and watched as her cunt juice visibly thickened. Then I started to insert it. Double dildos are about two feet long and I wanted to see how much she could take. Inch after inch disappeared and I grabbed the other end and put it straight into my wide open cunt. I fed it in as far as possible and our two bodies met in the middle. We rubbed cunts and started to play with each other's tits. My 38 inches squeezed up to her 44's and the two pairs of nipples pushed against each other. I felt full and Vicky looked equally contented so we started to fuck. After ten minutes we were both close to orgasm. Vicky leant back and the dildo slipped out of her cunt.

"Shit" she said "I think I'm too fucking wet to keep this bastard in. Hang on I've got an idea."

She leant back even further and exposed her arse. She took her end of the dildo and I watched excitedly as she pressed it against her anus. The helmet of the rubber dildo prised her hole open and started to disappear. 

"What a gorgeous sight" I told her. 

"What a gorgeous feeling" she replied "I'm starting to feel really full"

When the dildo got half way she stopped and invited me to take part. I levered myself off the carpet and held my arse cheeks open with one hand while positioning the dildo with the other. The technique of arse fucking for me is to get the object into my arsehole as quickly as possible as the only painful part is getting past the sphincter. So I eased it straight in and moved towards Vicky with my arse swallowing every subsequent inch greedily. We met in the middle again as we did before and kissed passionately. The great advantage about this position was that we could play with each other's cunts at the same time as the double dildo did its work in our respective rectums. 


Our Adventures with Vicky Ch. 01



"What a pity we haven't got a vibrator handy" I said looking around. "I really need something up my cunt."

Vicky reached up and took the empty wine bottle off the table. She slid the neck into my cunt hole and started to fuck me with it while we rocked on the dildo. I had never experienced anything like this. Our tits were swaying madly and I knew I was going to cum sooner rather than later. Vicky was tweaking my nipples and I screamed out loud as the orgasm ripped through me. 

"Don't you dare move" she ordered me "I haven't cum yet"

She then started to fuck wildly and I watched almost as a spectator as she pulled the bottle out of my cunt and inserted it into hers. She came instantly.

We collapsed backwards. Because our arse muscles were so well developed the dildo stayed where it was and we lay there as the heavy breathing subsided. Vicky then slowly pulled the rubber cock out of me and I watched contentedly as she licked it clean. 

"Thank you Tony" she muttered by way of appreciation. 

Tony was only away for the weekend but by the Saturday evening both of us were feeling penile withdrawal symptoms. We needed cock. Vicky had a wicked idea. We needed to eat so she persuaded me to call the local pizza take away and sure enough within thirty minutes this guy arrived on his bike. Vicky was in a very naughty mood and invited him in on the pretext of getting change from her purse. She wasn't wearing a bra and our delivery man was sweating profusely at the sight of her huge jugs moving freely under her blouse. She suggested that he take his helmet off and we both giggled childishly at the innuendo. He turned out not to be too bad looking. He told us he was studying physical education at Nottingham University and was working for the pizza company to make money in his holidays

"Does that mean you are a fine physical specimen under those leathers?" I asked.

"Let's see your six pack then" added Vicky. 

"I don't think that I can. I have to get back to the pizza shop." He said meekly.

"Oh well that's a pity" said Vicky "because Jo and I are physiotherapy students and we need to massage as many people as possible to get our diplomas. Being a student yourself you must understand. Are you sure your bike hasn't developed a puncture?"

Without answering the question our pizza man picked up his walkie talkie and reported to base that he had a flat tyre and would be back when he could.

At that my cunt gave a quiver and I looked over to Vicky who smiled knowingly.

We helped Mike as he was called out of his leather one piece and told him to take the rest of his clothes off to his underwear and lie down on the lounge table. He complied. Then while he was facing downwards both Vicky and I nonchalantly took off our tops and watched his expression as he found himself about to be massaged by four bare tits.

Vicky ran her hands over his back and shoulders and I used some moisturising oil to rub his arms. I stood facing him and the height of the table was such that my crotch was level with his head. As he looked up I hoped he could smell my sex only inches from his face. Vicky was actually giving Mike the semblance of a proper massage, and I thought for a minute that she had got slightly carried away but she soon got back to the job in hand as she pulled his boxer shorts below the level of his cheeks and started to massage his buttocks. This of course entailed pulling them gently apart and I could see her gazing into his crack. She winked at me and at the same time as she bent to put her tongue in his arse I dropped my skirt and revealed my perfectly shaven cunt. Poor Mile didn't know what to do first, lick or be licked. I put both hands down to my lips and pulled them open for him. He tried to reach them with his tongue but I kept out of range. He could smell but he couldn't touch. Vicky was still rimming his arse. 

"Christ" he exclaimed "You are a pair of sexy bitches"

"Less of the bitches" I said. "This is a new physiotherapy technique. It is called Mild Relief. We have to experiment on as many young virile men as possible."

I then told Mike to turn over. It was the first sight we had had of his cock which was straining to get out of his boxers. Vicky pulled it right out and I joined her to suck it. The lucky boy had two big titted women sucking his cock at the same time. The cock wasn't in Tony's league but it tasted nice and at that moment frankly anything would have satisfied either of us. After sucking him for a few minutes I took the initiative and straddled him. Before he could say Condom which is a rude word in my vocabulary, I was on him and his cock was deep inside my cunt. I think he was about to scream some obscenity but we'll never know because Vicky positioned herself on his face. We rode him together and it wasn't long before I felt his hot white spunk shoot inside me. I got off and let him watch as Vicky went down on me and she ate it out of my cunt making me cum in the process. 

Vicky bent over Mike and ate the remainder of his spunk off his cock. As she did it got rock hard again. 

"Hey Jo, he is a great physical specimen after all. He's rock hard again!" she cried. 

Poor Mike didn't stand a chance. Vicky swung her legs over him and sat right on his cock but of course this time she aimed his hard prick for her arsehole.

"Hells bells" he shrieked "I'm up your arse!"

"I know big boy and you're going to stay up my arse until I've finished with you" 

I watched as she got a fabulous arse fucking and her tits bounced vigorously as she went up and down relentlessly on his cock. I went round the back to watch Mike stretching Vicky's arse wide.

"Oh my god, I'm coming again" he yelled.

"Fill my arse" shouted Vicky "I want your cum in my arse. God, I can feel it. It's hot. Don't pull out until I cum too."

She kept fucking him wildly until her orgasm arrived. I was still behind them and I rather rudely yanked Vicky off Mike's cock for ulterior motives. I had an overwhelming desire to eat this man's cum out of my friend's arsehole. I buried my face in her crack and pushed my tongue right into her anus. I sucked out as much spunk as I could and ran it round my mouth. I leant forward and kissed Vicky. Then I repeated the operation and kissed Mike. 

We got him dressed and he left to go about his pizza business. We promised him a repeat order one day and asked him to recommend him to any of his friends. 

Tony got back late Sunday afternoon and asked me how we had managed without him.

"Perfectly well" I replied, "We had a quiet couple of days. We didn't really understand what that was that you left us so we used it to stir the tea." 

I got him worried for a couple of hours because I was so laid back. Actually I was shagged out. But you can't keep a good man down and that night Tony gave me a really good fuck and I sucked him for ages and swallowed a massive amount of come. Just to give him a treat I let him piss on me too which is a great turn on for both of us. Eventually I gave him a blow by blow account of what Vicky and I had got up to and that caused his cock to revive instantly. I knew I had to let him cum again and my arse was very accommodating.

I apologised to him for breaking our promise to be unfaithful together but Tony said he didn't mind this once. He made me promise to fuck pizza delivery men only in his presence so I agreed. Maybe next time we can ask for a lady to deliver them.



Our Adventures with Vicky Ch. 02



Chapter 2: Summers Cumming In

Tony, Vicky and I became a menage a trois from that time on. It was the start of a series of exciting adventures. Tony and I remained very sensible though because we talked it through and resolved not to let our sexual experiments interfere with our core relationship. It wasn't that difficult. We lived together and saw each other every day. We only saw Vicky once a week if that, and not every meeting turned into rampant sex. Most but not all! For a start being girlies both Vicky and I succumbed to periods and that put us out of action for a couple of days each. Not that we let that totally interfere with our pleasure. I was very happy for Tony and Vicky to get it on while I was "on" so to speak and having a period doesn't render women wholly sexless. The best bit about my menstrual cycle is that I know that in the two or three days before I come on that I will be even more randy than normal. 

We'd been a threesome for about three months when I really pushed the bounds of our sexperiments to the very edge. It was one Friday and we had arranged for Vicky to come round in the evening. We had not seen her for about ten days we knew that it would be an exciting session. As the day went by I was getting hornier and hornier. I work in an estate agents and in the end my horniness got the better of me. By eleven o'clock I ended up in the staff toilet with my trusty pocket vibrator embedded in my cunt frigging my clit for all it was worth. Even that was not enough because by lunchtime I was still up for it. I sat on the toilet with my feet wedged on to the facing door, my vibrator buzzing away in my arse and three fingers in my sopping wet twat. Sod's law of course because when I got on the Tube it turned out to be the journey from hell. Stop start and the train was crowded. I got a turn on from rubbing up against assorted bodies and fantasised about all the men having erections because they could smell my randy cunt. They would all get their hard ons out of their trousers and give me a cum bath right there between Bakers Street and West Harrow!. In the middle of all this I sent a text to Tony asking him not to start without me.

I beat Olympic records for running up stairs and as I opened the door to our flat I knew that the bastards had taken no notice of my pleading. 

I swept into the bedroom to find Vicky already on her back wearing a sexy pvc basque, her legs splayed and Tony on top fucking her mercilessly. Her huge tits were spilling out of the sides of the basque and she was scooping one of her jugs up with both hands so that she could suck her own nipple. On seeing me she let it go and she fell back on to the bed. 

"Sorry darling," Tony panted " we did wait but things got out of hand."

"I think you mean they got on top of you?" I said sarcastically. 

"Quick, Jo, come and join us" implored Vicky.

"In fact you can join us and cum" quipped Tony. 

I wasn't really angry or even annoyed but I thought I'd play them along a bit. 

"God Jo, your man is one hell of a fuck" moaned Vicky " he's right up my arse and it feels really so good."

I knew exactly what she meant. Most people associate anal with the doggy position from behind but in fact arsefucking in the missionary position is equally if not even more satisfying. As if to prove the point Vicky splayed her legs as wide as they would go. She pulled her labia apart to show her empty cunt and I could see she was dripping wet. 

"Let me see you finger fuck yourself" I told her and the fingers of her hand obligingly disappeared inside. "Does that feel good?" I inquired.

"What do you think?" came the reply. "Fucking fantastic!"

I watched attentively. For a good two minutes I just enjoyed the sight of my man and Vicky in perfect harmony as cock fucked arse. I then remembered why I had been so anxious to run up the stairs. All that time captive on the tube had played havoc with my bladder and I was dying for a piss. I was standing close to the bed. Vicky reached out and stroked her hand up my thigh and ran her index finger across the very damp gusset of my knickers. I smiled benignly and let her play with me. I then pulled away and hitched up my skirt so that I could pull my knickers down. 

"Let me see" said Vicky so I kept my skirt high to reveal my shaven cunt.

"Open up" requested Tony as he slowly and deliberately buggered the blonde underneath him.

I complied and stood there with my cunt wide open.

"You two asked for this" I muttered and before either of them had time to adjust a torrent of piss gushed unexpectedly out. As she was on her back Vicky got the full force. It splashed her tits and I put my finger at the top of my slit so that I could direct the stream more accurately. I moved up above her tits and aimed for her face. She never baulked. She opened her mouth and drank the gushing yellow liquid until it spilt down her cheeks. Tony leant forward obviously trying to get his mouth in front of the stream. As I had been bursting there was plenty to spare. I mover slightly to accommodate him and he swallowed a copious amount. I moved back to Vicky and let her have the last drop. Without me realising Tony had kept a good load of my yellow nectar back and when I leaned over to give him an overdue welcome kiss I was rewarded with a mouthful of my own piss. That really turned me on and I stayed locked on to him as he continued to pump Vicky for all he was worth. 

"I'm cumming" he muttered as we continued to embrace.

"So am I" 

"Fill her arse you randy big bastard" I ordered. 

"I'm filling it. I'm filling it." And with two big thrusts that's precisely what he did.

I pulled away and let him slide his erection out of Vicky's shithole. I knelt down and took his cock in my mouth. I could distinctly taste Vicky's arse and Tony's cum. The mixture was intoxicating. I then moved over to Vicky and slid my tongue into her gaping anus, found what I was looking for, namely Tony's hot spunk and lapped it up. I was now crouching over Vicky and my arse was exposed and begging for attention. Tony couldn't resist. Even though he had just deposited a load, his cock had stayed rock hard and he pulled open my buttocks with one hand and found me playing with my dripping cunt. With one swift movement he filled my fuck hole with his ten inch prick and I almost came on the spot. After all I had been gagging for this for about six hours! He rogered me relentlessly for about fifteen minutes while I tried to eat Vicky's cunt and arse at the same time. I came three times at least and she came once more. Eventually Tony came as well and Vicky repaid the complement by eating his cum from my hole.

We were all sweating profusely from our exertions and it was a hot evening, so I made the suggestion that we needed a shower. Vicky leapt out of bed and took me at my word. She pissed all over both of us! It was my turn to drink amber liquid and very tasty it was too. 

"Come on Tony" I said when she had finished. "It's your turn now."

We knelt submissively on the floor and Tony stood in front with his cock still semi erect. Within a few seconds a stream of hot, reasonably clear piss shot out and he hosed us full on. Our hair was soaking, our tits dripping and our mouths full. We kissed passionately and let the seemingly never ending stream flow over our faces and into each other's mouths. 

" That's another fine mess you've gotten us into" quipped Tony as we wallowed on the soaking bedclothes. We lay laughing and talking. One of the tests of a good sexual partner is their willingness and ability to talk about it afterwards and Tony and Vicky were gems. They loved analyzing what was good, what was bad (that never took very long) and what was just okay. 

"I was really nervous as I pissed on you two" I said. "I thought you might throw a fit Vick."

"You should know me better than that by now" she said. 

"Tony is always up for some of my piss but involving you was a departure."

"I never thought about it before. As it cascaded into my mouth all I thought was how sexy it tasted. Anyway shall we go for a shower and wash some of the shit off us, or" she added mischievously, "shall we go with the flow so to speak and as the place is already messy, just keep it that way."

"It does seem a waste of time" said Tony " getting clean only to get dirty again."

I agreed. I also thought it was high time I had an arse fuck and said so. Vicky offered to get Tony hard enough to give me real seeing to and was as good as her word as his prick disappeared into her mouth. It started to reappear shortly afterwards as it got distinctly larger under her attentive ministrations. She kept sucking, and kept sucking. After about ten minutes I coughed loudly.

"Excuse me, my arsehole is getting impatient."

"Fuck your arsehole!" muttered Vicky.

"Chance would be a fine thing" I joked and I had to virtually prise Tony's member out of her mouth. My arse was itching for his cock. Sometimes I swear it has a mind of its own and I could feel the muscles of my sphincter relaxing at the thought of a good buggering. I lay back on the moist bed as I decided that the pleasures of the missionary was more attractive than the delights of the doggy fuck. This was essentially because I had plans for Vicky. Tony lined me up and with Vicky eagerly watching our every move, he inched forward and put his knob at the entrance to my eager shithole. 

"Don't tease me you bastard" I shouted "bugger me."

He played around a bit more and rubbed his helmet up and down my anal crack and just when I thought he was going to play some more, the bastard shoved it right up me.

"Oh my god" I screamed "you cunt"

"No" he intoned, sounding like Tarzan "you cunt, me cock"

Vicky laughed and so did I but it didn't last long because he was soon into his stride fucking my arse for all it was worth. Vicky watched for a while and then started to suck my tits. God, she could suck! After a while she asked me if there was anything I would like. I told her and she happily complied. She straddled my chest with her back to me and leaned forward to that she could eat my cunt while Tony fucked my arse. I could feel her enormous tits brushing my tummy. That position also had the advantage of giving me a fantastic view of her cunt and her arse. I watched as her ringpiece opened and closed of its own volition and I remember thinking how hand a couple of dildos would have been at that moment. Then I closed my eyes to enjoy the continuing thrill of Tony's prick in my arse and Vicky's tongue on my clit. She leant back and I instinctively inserted my tongue in the first orifice I found, which was her anus. She moaned as my tongue went a long way in. I could still taste the bitter deposit that Tony had left an hour earlier richly textured with the standard contents of Vicky's brown hole. The smell nearly made me cum instantly. She leant backwards slightly and I was able to get my tongue even further in. I rolled it round, scooped all the contents into my excited mouth and swallowed. All this time Tony was enthusiastically arse fucking me while Vicky watched. Every now and again he pulled out and I could guess that Vicky was sucking the cock that had only moments before been in my arsehole. I couldn't resist asking:

"Does it taste good?"

That was followed by a muffled yes. Tony then pulled his cock out of her mouth and re-inserted it in my arse.

"That was out of this world" said Vicky. 

"What did it taste of? I urged.

"Piss, spunk and shit" she enthused, preoccupied with her work. She leant back again so that she was sitting right on my face. Tony could see my tongue working on her and she playfully squeezed her huge tits. She even sucked her own nipples. 

It struck me that this was one of the longest arse fucks I had ever had. What was more I didn't intend it to stop; not yet anyway. Vicky moved back closer to her original position and I could no longer lick her shithole. Her cunt was across my face and it was pretty obvious she wanted me to swallow her cunt cream. She was dripping wet and the juice was running down her thighs. I licked her vigorously and her lips spread across my face. It felt like being underwater. Two minutes later that feeling became even more acute as I felt a trickle of salty liquid fill my mouth. The little bitch was pissing on me. I heard her say to Tony.

"I'm pissing in your girlfriend's mouth Tony darling"

I could just imagine his face. He started fucking me even harder and very soon I could feel him start to fill my bowels with his hot thick cum.

"I'm still pissing" I heard her say "and she's drinking it all. Aren't you Jo?" 

I groaned. Well, my mouth was full at the time and I know my manners!

That finished Tony off and he filled my arse with the rest of his spunk. As he did so an orgasm soared through me. I tend not to cum again and again like some women can. I often have only one orgasm but when it comes it is like Vesuvius. My whole body shuddered and I came from the tips of my toes to the top of my head. I shouted out for all the world to hear: "Yeeeeessssss"

As the two of them fell away Vicky said:

"I think she enjoyed that." 

One of the great understatements. We lay exhausted on the bed. I playfully held my arse open so that the other two could see Tony's spunk dribbling out. I put two fingers from my other hand into the gape, scooped some of the creamy cum out and put it in my mouth. 

"I'm getting partial to a shit and semen sandwich" I joked and then re-inserted my fingers and shared the feast with both of my lovers. 

We called it a day shortly after. We all had other things to do, but that night as Tony and I snuggled down in our freshly laundered bed we re-lived the whole fuck from start to finish and suffice to say that the bed didn't stay clean for long!



Our Adventures with Vicky Ch. 03



Vicky told us one Sunday as we were all watching a Hugh Grant film on the box that she wouldn't be around much the following weekend as her Auntie from Birmingham was coming down. She was a primary school teacher in her mid forties, a bit plump and a spinster.

"Does that mean that we can't fuck for at least two weeks?" asked Tony.

"Probably," said Vicky.

"In that case" said Tony disappearing under Vicky's skirt, "I think we should make the most of our final moments together." 

And with that rather over dramatic gesture I could hear his contented sighs as he reached the folds of her cunt, opened them and started to explore what was inside with his tongue. I leant over to Vicky and snogged her passionately. I pulled her jumper up, liberated her enormous tits and sucked voraciously on her hardened nipples. She started to get progressively more agitated as we made love to her and after about five minutes she came like an express train.

Vicky's powers of recovery are impressive and within a further five minutes the roles were reversed. She was between my legs eating my cunt while Tony put his cock in my mouth and played with my tits. I came hard and long. The only loser appeared to be my man as Vicky and I both sat back fully satisfied with a contented sigh. We decided not to make him suffer as judging by the size and stiffness of his cock he was bursting. We kissed each other sensuously and played with each others cunts while Tony masturbated.

"I hope you're going to cum on my face," I told him.

"And mine," added Vicky.

"Oh yes." 

That was all he managed to get out before a stream of thick white sperm shot from the end of his impressive knob. It covered us and we continued to lick and kiss each other as Tony ejaculated. By the time he had finished we were both liberally covered in his gorgeous spunk. I took great delight in cleaning Vicky's face by licking all the spunk off her, holding it my mouth and then kissing her so that our tongues swallowed the white fluid both at the same time.

I forgot all about Sue until the following Saturday afternoon when we met by accident on the stairs. I introduced myself and we got chatting. She seemed very pleasant. As Vicky had told us she was in her early fifties, very smart, on the small size with her reddish hair held back by a butterfly clip. She was plumpish but not fat. Probably a fourteen. I thought she was only staying the weekend but she reminded me it was half term and that therefore she was around until midweek. I obviously had to do the decent thing and invite her round so she said she would talk to Vicky and the Sunday evening was a possibility. 

Tony was unimpressed.

"What did you do that for? We could have spent all tomorrow night fucking and now we've got to spend it small talking with a spinster aunt. To make matters worse I will have to sit there with you two looking no doubt like a million dollars and I won't be able to so much as touch myself"

"I'll wear curlers if that will help," I joked. "And of course you can touch yourself, just don't cum in front of us. OK? Anyway they won't stay long. We can fuck the shit out of each other for the rest of the night."

"Promise."

"Promise."

He cheered up then. The way to a man's heart is obviously via his hard on.

Vicky and Sue came round early as I had made some excuse about us maybe going to see a flick. Vicky looked great but a bit more demure than usually in our company. Sue was in a pencil skirt and v neck sweater. We talked about her school and how she had progressed through to be a Head Teacher. We talked about where she lived. I was dying to find out why she had never married.

"Bloody dyke I expect" Tony had intoned when I first mentioned her status. 

I was determined to find out a bit more as subtly as I could. However it was difficult to get the subject away from school, government curriculum policy and whether or not it was right to thump children. Finally it was Sue herself who changed the subject by asking how Tony and I had met and how long we had been together. 

"He was the most attractive man I had ever seen" I confessed "and there was instant chemistry. I know that relationships built on sex are not always going to last but this one has."

"Yes, I can see what you mean" said Sue. "He's a very good looking man. Mind you, looks aren't everything. Doesn't follow that a good looking guy is a good lover."

"It does in this case" chipped in Vicky. She then realised what she had said and looked suitably horrified.

"How do you know?" asked Sue.

Vicky made a valiant attempt to dig herself out of a hole.

"Jo told me" she stammered.

"Really?" said Sue, then added "You know dealing with kids who tell porky pies all day does give me some instinct you know. I have an uncanny feeling that you might know Tony's prowess at first hand."

"Don't be ridiculous" said Vicky and she sounded totally unconvincing.

"You know you kids of today really amaze me" said Sue " I think you must think that you invented sex, and I know what you three are thinking. What is she talking about? There she is, a middle aged spinster, probably never had a relationship let alone sex and she is trying to tell the likes of us. She should go back to her nursery rhymes and her sand pit."

"We weren't think that, were we Tony? I said.

"Not at all" said Tony just as unconvincing as Vicky had been moments earlier. 

"Well it may amuse you to know that despite the fact that I nearly qualify for a bus pass that I have had sex and what's more, I still do. Just because I have never bothered to settle down doesn't mean that I don't get fucked regularly."

You could hear a small intake of breath around the room. Here was a primary school head saying "fuck." I don't know why, but it seemed shocking.

"I am, after all, a child of the late sixties and that was the era of free love. So, by the time I was 18, I had not only lost my virginity, I had also had oral sex, anal sex, group sex, wet sex and been to at least half a dozen orgies. How do you compare?"

We looked at each other, not quite knowing what to say

"Not very well by the look of your faces" continued Sue. "And I have continued my merry way ever since. I may teach very young kids but that doesn't mean I don't have adult tastes in other things. In fact I have rather an over developed sexual appetite. It needs to be satisfied very regularly and that is the main reason I have never settled down. Not because I am a lesbian in case that had crossed your mind. Don't try and deny it, I'm sure it did. I never found a man who was able to satisfy me often enough and regularly enough and so I have just kept looking. Like doctors, I keep practicing!"

She then looked Tony straight in the eye.

"Tell me Tony – do you fancy a bit of middle aged cunt?"

You could have knocked Tony over with a condom. 

"I'm sure Jo won't mind. Will you Jo?" said Sue

"No....er... no" I muttered. Then I sort of got to grips with what was going on. "No. In fact Sue, I would be thrilled if you gave Tony the pleasure of fucking you, provided of course we can stay and watch."

"You can stay" replied Sue "but you'd better do more than watch." 

With that she stood up and unzipped her skirt, let it fall to the floor and stood there in her knickers. Tony stood up to join her and she felt between his legs.

"That feels very interesting. Very interesting indeed" she smiled broadly and started to pull the fly down on his jeans. His cock, already almost fully erect shot out. She held it firmly with her right hand and rubbed the tip up the front of her bright red knickers. There was a visible dark damp spot on the crutch. I shuffled to kneel behind her and pulled the elastic down to expose Sue's arse. 

"Nice bum" I said

"Its all yours" she replied "you can play with the back while this fantastically well hung man attends to the front"

Sue's cunt was not shaven but it was neat. She obviously tended to it. 

Vicky not wanting to be completely out of contention, but slightly nervous at the implication of fucking her own relative decided that masturbating on the sofa was her best option. She pulled her knickers off. I followed suit.

"So you two girls like to have bare cunts do you? I hope the fact that I have a hairy one won't stop you giving me a good seeing to Tony dear? I promise I'll let the two girls shave me tomorrow, but until then you'll have to fuck me as I am."

At that precise moment I don't think Tony would have worried if she'd had a shag pile between her legs. Sue stood on a cushion in order to get to a height which presented no challenge. Tony was well into it and I didn't even need to guide his cock into her. He found the entrance to Sue's cunt all by himself and I watched from behind as his hard nine inches of rock hard cock disappeared into her like a hot knife through butter.

"Jesus Christ – that is one big cock" cried out Sue "oh boy, this is going to be a really good fuck.

"Fuck her cunt" I whispered in Tony's ear "Fuck it hard and fuck it good"

We were all standing. It was a slightly unusual position. I had never seen Tony fuck anyone standing up but it seemed to be effective. I put my arms round both of them and squeezed all of us together. I had my hands on their two arses so it seemed natural to take advantage. I slipped the index finger of both hands into the two anal crevices and searched around for their tight rosebuds. I found Tony's instantly, probably a result of years of practice, but Sue's took slightly longer.

"Your girlfriend has put her finger in my arsehole" Sue told Tony as we three kissed in a mass of tongues.

"That's funny, she got her finger in my arsehole too."

"Bastards" moaned Vicky from the settee "that means I shall have to finger my own arsehole" and as we turned in her direction she lifted up her legs so that her brown ringpiece came into view and we saw her longest and thickest finger instantly disappear. 

"I'm the only one with nothing in my arsehole" I declared. That was an open invitation to the two in the clinch with me and without asking each other – or me for that matter - they both inserted one of their fingers deep into my arse.

"Now you can stop moaning" said Sue "you've got two up there." 

I did start moaning again, but this time in the other meaning of the word. The feeling between the three of us was electric. I wrapped my leg round Tony's athletic thigh and rubbed my clit up and down his leg in harmony with the rhythm of his fuck with Sue. The two fingers went deeper and deeper into my arsehole and the pain was exquisite. I had the weirdest orgasm I have ever had probably because I was not really being penetrated. I broke away and let the other two take the stage unhindered. I went over to Vicky who was still wanking herself off with her fingers. I knelt down and ran my tongue over her clit. She clenched both fists with the pleasure of it. Tony and Sue had fallen back onto the floor and were fucking in a more orthodox way. Sue was really wound up. I saw her smell the finger that she had until only a moment ago wedged into my arse.

"Jo's arse smells good" she said to Tony and smeared the finger all over her lips. He did likewise with the finger with which he had been massaging my rectum and then they kissed and tasted me in a passionate embrace. His fucking became more urgent. She was screaming:

"Fuck me. Fuck me harder. Get that big cock right up me. Shit - this is good. Shit! Shit! Shit!"

It was hard to imagine the same woman in front of an assembly of small children singing All things bright and beautiful. 

She sounded a bit like a banshee as she came. Vicky not to be outdone clamped her thighs round the side of my head as my tongue penetrated her inner labia. She also came with huge intensity and her head rolled from side to side as did her massive jugs. 

We lay back exhausted. It was then for the first time that I got an inkling of how sex craved Sue was. She grabbed a bottle of Bacardi Breezer that we had emptied earlier from the table and I watched as she stuck it up her cunt in order that she could bring herself off again. She got the neck really slimy with her cunt cream, then took it out and Vicky, Tony and I were in awe as she reached underneath herself and this time inserted the bottle up her arsehole. 

"Yes, yes, yes" she screamed as she arsefucked herself with the bottle and very near fisted herself with her other hand.

" I just love something in my arse" she muttered through clenched teeth as another orgasm neared. I could see Tony's eyes widen. An invitation if ever I heard one! I think if he hadn't been so shagged out by the first fuck he would have buggered her there and then. He contented himself with watching while stroking his cock 

She came again. That was twice in five minutes and she was in her fifties. My God! That is some going – or should I say – some cumming!

"Thanks guys, that was great" she said after we had all had a cold drink. 

"Thank you" said Tony. "Christ. You have some drive. Next time I'm going to take a pill first."

"Do what you like as long as it doesn't affect your hard on" said Sue "By the way are you guys into anal at all?" She asked the question as if she was asking the time of day.

"Is the Pope a catholic?" I replied. Not perhaps the most appropriate piece of rhetoric in the circumstances!

"That's great" said Sue "So am I"

"We noticed" said Vicky "That bottle very nearly disappeared up your arsehole. I was about to volunteer to try and get it back"

"Get to the end of the queue!" quipped Tony.

Sue crawled over to my man and twirled her finger round her hair like a naughty schoolgirl.

"If I am a good girl Tony darling will you fuck me up the arse?"

"Is it clean and tidy?" he replied

"Not a chance" she replied.

"Then definitely" said Tony "but you'll have to give me a few minutes to get hard again" 

"We can help" I said and all three of us attended to Tony's nine inch prick. We sucked on it, licked his balls and Vicky disappeared underneath to give his anus some oral stimulation. Within ninety seconds it was back to its full potential. Sue had disappeared to the bathroom, presumably to have a piss. 

"What about pissing?" she shouted down the hall

"What about pissing?" replied Tony

"Well, do you like giving a golden shower?"

"Giving and receiving" I assured her while trying to get Tony's full length down my throat.

"Me too" added Vicky

She reappeared in all her naked glory clearly pleased with the answer she got. As you can imagine, the fact that she was into pissing came as no surprise. We put two cushions on the floor and she knelt down with her arse in the air. I went one side of her and Vicky the other and between us we pulled her buttocks open to reveal her tight back entrance. There was a light covering of reddish pubic hair round the crinkled rosebud. It looked good enough to eat so that is precisely what I did. I leant forward and ran my tongue all the way down her crack until I reached her hole. I stopped and started slowly to screw my tongue inside. I have a very long proboscis as the doctors call it, which is no use at all except for licking my nose and chin and annilingus. 

"Tony you dog" said Sue

"Nothing to do with me" he protested and Sue turned her head to discover that it was a woman's tongue up her arse. 

"God Jo, you are good, bloody good"

"I wondered why her nose was so brown" joked Vicky "It must have been years of practice! Now move over, it's my turn"

She muscled her way in and joined me in my work. Together we made Sue's arsehole very wet and very slimy. To add further lubrication I reached over and put two fingers into Vicky's cunt as deep as they would go, and deposited the cream I had collected straight into Sue. Vicky returned the gesture and by that time Sue's arse was gleaming with slime. Tony had been kneeling behind her all this time admiring our handiwork, but I decided it was time for him to take over. The two of us moved slightly to one side still holding the arse cheeks open and Tony moved in to start some serious buggery. I was determined to watch and I was getting really excited at the thought of my man's prick deep inside this apparently demure middle aged woman's rectum. He inched forward and rested his helmet against the brown crinkled skin. Slowly her hole opened and Tony's knob entered. Vicky was kissing Auntie's back and generally petting her. I watched as Sue's arse opened to accommodate Tony.

"Fucking hell, you're big" she moaned

"Are you okay?" I asked

"Okay? This is fucking exquisite. I haven't had a cock in my bowels for months and I can't ever remember one as good as this. Don't you dare stop. Don't you dare."

Tony wouldn't have stopped anyway. He was now fully plugged in and starting serious fucking. 

"Oh Christ! Fuck my arse!"

"You heard the woman Tony" urged Vicky "Fuck her arse"

For once Tony did as he was told. He fucked like he had never fucked before. He was brilliant. Sue was on a different planet. Even by her standards she went off on one

"Fuck my shit! Go on – fuck my shit!" she cried

"Say that again" said Tony. She had obviously pressed the right button. I helped him out.

"Fuck her shit my lover. Fuck Sue's shit and fuck it good. Pack it right up her arse"

"Oh God I'm going to cum"

"Don't" cried Sue "Not yet"

Tony slowed down to keep himself in check. 

"Bend over Jo" he said. I willingly obliged. Quickly he pulled out of Sue and drove his shitty prick straight up my cunt. God it felt so exciting to be filled up. He only fucked me for about thirty seconds before I came. 

"Now you Vicky" he said. Vicky did likewise and again he filled her cunt full of his hard meat. She didn't take much longer. Sue was still on all fours moaning for him to finish her off. The three of us turned her round so we could see her full frontal and Tony pushed his cock back up her arsehole while Vicky and I took a tit each and sucked like babies while she came. This was her third orgasm in under an hour and it easily the strongest. I thought she was going to do herself an injury as the veins in her neck swelled up with such concentration. She grabbed the carpet and dug her nails into the floor, and finally let out a searing cry.

"Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes – yeeeeeeeeeessssssss"

"Do we pass our exams, miss?" I asked as she got her strength back

"Not quite" said Sue trying to get her bearings back, " I think you might have to re-take some of them"

"I thought you might say that."

We all laughed and went to bed. Tony and I had a hell of a session. Not rampant sex but very passionate loving sex; the sort only two people deeply in love like us can have. It tool me ages to cum but when I did it was like a summers day, full of sun and warmth.

We fell asleep both looking forward to the extra tuition we had arranged for the following night. 



Our Adventures with Vicky Ch. 04



Chapter 4: Whose Fantasy Is It Anyway?

Sue was so up for sex with the three of us that she cancelled her return train trip in order to stay another three days.

The following night was Monday and Tony goes out to rugby training so I warned her and Vicky that unless they could magic up a few studs we would be alone. That didn't, according to Sue, present any problems. She was obviously used to improvisation.

I went up to Vicky's flat for a change and was greeted by Sue with a full on snog. I wondered how she had managed to get through the day. Maybe she hadn't. 

"So what's the plan?" I asked.

"I thought we'd have few drinks and talk" said Sue. That did not sound on the face of it like the Sue I had come to expect.

"Talk about what?" asked Vicky

"That's the nub" said Sue rather excitedly "I haven't had a night like this for ages. A couple of my girl friends and I when we shared a flat at college used to have boy less nights and we'd spend them exchanging fantasies. But in our cases as we are more mature I thought we could spend the time exchanging actual experiences."

"Who are you calling mature" I joked.

"You know what I mean" she went on "I could tell from what happened last night that we have all had some pretty extreme sex. Let's celebrate that. Let's tell reach other about the best, or the horniest sex we've ever had."

"That's a bit of a problem for me" said Vicky "the best sex I've had has been with these guys and they don't want to hear about that."

"You'll think of something" suggested Sue "In that case make it the bizarrest"

"Okay" I said "What are the rules?"

"We have to be totally naked." said Sue taking her clothes off. We followed suit. "Then we take a seat facing each other. The person telling the story is not allowed to masturbate but the listeners are. In fact it is compulsory. If any of the listeners have not cum before the tale is told they have to pay a forfeit. We spread all the toys we can muster in front of us. You can use any toy at any time while a story is being told. Now as you can see in order to make you two feel at home I spent part of the day shaving my cunt."

She showed us her newly shaven hole.

"I did my arse too" She bent the other way and held her buttocks apart so that we could have the opportunity to see her newly shaved anal opening. It was smooth and hairless. 

"You know, you have a fantastic body for your age" I told her.

"Thanks. And you two have two pairs of the most glorious tits I have ever seen. Tony must be in tit heaven every day."

"Let's forget about the mutual appreciation society shall we? You can go first as it was your idea" I suggested.

"Alright" said Sue "Now let me think"

I thought that she probably had rather a lot of experiences to draw on. As it turned out I was right.

Sue took up her position on one of the easy chairs and draped her legs over each arm in order to give the two of us the best view of her holes. I decided not to leave anything to chance and, being the greedy sort, took up two dildos, one for each hole. I had thought of two vibrators but decided the noise would be distracting. Vicky chose a medium sized vibrator but didn't turn it on. She also picked up a set of anal beads which she obviously decided would come in handy at some point. When we were all settled Sue began her tale:

"The most bizarre sex sessions I've had was also one of the most exciting. I was about 15 years ago when I was living in Leeds. One night I went out with two teacher friends to a city centre club for the night. I saw these two guys talking. One was very tall and very good looking. I watched them for ages and managed to convince myself that they were gay. I decided my luck would not stretch that far. So you can imagine my heart beat started to race when the one I fancied asked me if I wanted a drink. We got chatting and when I mentioned that he looked good and asked him if he worked out, he told me that he was in fact the manager and co-owner of the Leisure Complex in the Palace Hotel next door. I made a few flirty comments about equipment and the next thing I knew he was offering to show me the place.

"At this time of night?" I asked

"Best time to see it." he said "No phones, no one to interrupt the guided tour."

I agreed and made my excuses to my friends who looked suitably disapprovingly at me, but what the hell. 

We crept into the Club and Don turned on a few lights but not many. I saw a well equipped gym through a glass door, and there was a sign to squash courts, the sauna and a steam room. There was the unmistakable smell of chlorine. 

"You're not really interested in this type of equipment are you?" Don said holding me into a clinch and pressing his lips against mine. I let him kiss me.

"I'm interested in all types" I said His hold was so tight that I could tell what religion he was! He was clearly getting hard and I thought that this might be a little quick, even for me, so I said the first thing that came into my head.

"Show me the pool"

He took me through two opaque swing doors and into the pool area. The water looked really inviting. Don had put on the underwater lights, and together with the moonlight through the glass wall at one end, the whole scene looked very inviting. 

"Fancy a swim?" he asked

"Love to, but no swimsuit"

"We could swim naked" he suggested

"I never swim naked on a first date" I quipped

"In that case......." And before I had time to object he pulled me fully clothed straight into the water. I surfaced spluttering.

"You bastard! I am soaked!"

"We might as well have a swim then" he laughed and swam powerfully away from me, dived, and the next thing I knew he had come up between my legs with my knickers in his hand.

" Look what I caught" and before I had time to say anything he was gone again. I felt a tug on my ankle and a split second later I was underwater with him. He powerfully pulled me to the bottom and I felt his lips meet mine. My first underwater kiss. We surfaced and I trod water while he held me. 

"This is quite sexy" I confessed

"It can get much sexier than this" he said and took a deep breath. I suddenly felt him between my legs and a moment later I could feel his tongue prising open my cunt lips. He licked me for a few seconds and the slowly started to blow bubbles over my clit. It was very sensuous and I was starting to get turned on. My skirt masked him from view except for his legs so I began to manouvre myself so that I could undo the zip and get rid of it. It was hard to do given that I was treading water and being cuntlapped at the same time. I started to undo my blouse as I fancied liberating my tits. Don came up for air and held me while he recovered.

"Enjoying yourself down there? I asked

"You bet"

"Do you eat cunt underwater often?"

"World expert" he announced and as if to prove the point slid back down. He reached behind me and undid the clasp to my bra and my tits floated free. It was a really sensual feeling. Don started to suck on one of my nipples and I tweaked the other. This was definitely starting to get serious! 

He came up for air again and I kissed him passionately. It was my turn I decided to do some liberating. I took a deep breath and dived under. I found the buttons on his trousers and opened them. Helpfully he wasn't wearing any pants so I enjoyed the sight of his hard cock straight away. I started to suck it but my underwater fellatio technique was a little rusty and water rushed into my mouth. I came up a bit worse for wear.

"Sorry"

"Don't worry, practice makes perfect"

I was determined to practice a lot and went under again, found the cock and sucked more gracefully this time. By the time I had come up and gone under for the fourth time my technique was faultless and I was much more at home. I licked and kissed his lovely circumcised knob and was able to hold my breath for much longer. Nearly a whole minute. 

"That feels great" said Don after I came up for air once more. "Take a break, it's my turn now."

"I want to watch" I announced

"As you wish" he said "Ready?" and he dived to the pool floor, reached up as he had before and pulled me under with him by the ankles. I sat on the floor, my hair cascading up and he pushed me back so that I could lie down. Water went up my nose and I watched the bubbles leak to the surface. It was uncomfortable for a minute then I forgot about it and concentrated on watching Don eat my cunt. I amazed myself at my stamina. I was making two minutes now and this time it was Don who had to surface first. I sucked his cock while he trod water and then joined him on the surface.

"You are one sexy lady" he told me. "your technique is spot on."

"Being underwater is really cool" I confessed "Apart from being very naughty of course. As long as you take it slow and calmly it is okay."

"Ready to fuck?" Don asked

"I thought you would never get round to it" I joked "Are you sure no one can see us?"

"Not if we fuck on the bottom of the pool" he said "Are you up for it?"

"As long as water is wet!" 

He went first and beckoned me to join him. I took a really deep breath and headed for the bottom of the pool. I took it easy and gently lowered myself on to his cock, sculling with both hands to keep us totally submerged. He fucked me superbly, making sure that he didn't use too much energy and I rode him like a rampant sea creature. The feeling of free movement together with the excitement of holding my breath until my lungs ached, gave the whole experience a new dimension. I knew we could not stay down until orgasm but I was determined to try as many positions as possible. Missionary, doggy fuck, reverse cowgirl, we tried them, all each on a new intake of breath. Each time we caressed each others bodies gently in the water and kept under by letting out a gentle stream of bubbles at regular intervals to counteract the buoyancy.

I was desperate to cum. We surfaced and I told Don how close I was. He said that we would go underwater one last time and we weren't allowed to come up until we had both climaxed. He went on top and fucked me harder than he had before. Our rhythm was perfect and I felt a rising tide of excitement. When I came it was in a cascade of bubbles. Anyone looking from the surface would have thought I was being drowned. I shouted loudly with no one to hear and I think the drama of it all did for Don because I could feel him pumping me full of cum. I wanted to see what it looked like but we had to get air. Gasping we reached for the side of the pool and stayed there until we had recovered.

"I am telling you girls, fucking underwater is one thing; cumming underwater is something else."

"That was brilliant" said Vicky who was by now lying prostrate with a ten inch dildo embedded in her arse. 

I was similarly positioned rather ungainly with one dildo up my arse and one rubbing my clit. I had cum about three quarters of the way through the story. 

"What happened to the guy?" I asked

"We had a really good time for about two months" explained Sue "we made extensive use of the Club. It was a strange date. Normally the girl turns up with a condom just in case, I turned up with a pair of Speedo goggles! I thought if I'm going to get fucked on the bottom of a pool I'll make sure I see what's going on. Don fucked me in the pool quite a few more times. I particularly enjoyed sucking him off underwater and watching him cum. If you've never done that I highly recommend it. Spunk floats all around and it's a great sight. We also fucked in the gym. The bastard tied me to one of those machines you use to strengthen the arms and shoulders, pulled my knickers off and had me every which way while I was unable to move."

"What happened in the end?"

"I found him teaching his aquatic skills to a younger girl. I was so angry as they surfaced I stood over the two of them, pulled the crotch of my swimsuit to one side and pissed on them. Then I stormed out. Silly thing to do really. They probably enjoyed it!"

"I don't suppose I would be very successful in the underwater sex department" said Vicky rather self deprecatingly.

"Why do say that? Can't you swim?" 

"No. I'm quite a good swimmer. In fact I used to be the champion diver at my girls school. I knew I had to give it up the day my tits hit the water before I did! So I expect I would be rather too buoyant as I come with my own air bags."

"There are other ways you know" pointed out Sue. "I haven't fucked in a pool much since then as my normal run of boyfriends aren't in the pool owning bracket, but you can have just as much fun in the bath. It's easy to pick up a vibrator that works underwater and I have got two just to be sure. I have a big Victorian bath at home and can luxuriate in it. I fill it right up with piping hot water and then lie back and get comfortable. I think of my favourite fantasies and breath deeply. Then I start to play with myself and run the vibrator in the crack of my cunt and rest it on my clit. When I begin to feel really dreamy I take one last deep breath and slip underwater. As the water closes over my head I shut out the world and just lie there happily masturbating. If I have timed it right I can stay there for about two and half minutes and my orgasm builds as my lungs begin to ache. I start to get a little dizzy with the lack of air and push the vibrator deeper into my fuck hole. Then I cum with a flurry of bubbles. If I can I like to stay under after I cum and let the water flatten out so that I can enjoy the full orgasm in my own time. Then I surface and play with my nipples or run the vibrator round my arse; anything designed to keep me "on the boil". I do recommend it."

I made a mental note to practice my breath holding techniques prior to having my next bath. 

"Hey Jo" chipped in Vicky "that would be great fun for you and me. Perhaps I could sit on your face while you are underwater and you can do the same for me."

The thing I liked about Vicky was that she was always playing the good neighbour –ready to help in any eventuality!

"Tony and I fucked in a hot tub once. Actually it's a bit of a coincidence because it was the same weekend that I was going to tell my story about. It was in a hotel in the Cotswolds. We had known each other for whole year and as a romantic gesture he took me away as a surprise to a fabulous hotel with all the trimmings. We barely left the bedroom with its four poster and crisp white sheets. However we did manage to stagger down to the Leisure suite late one night and made love in the jacuzzi. We didn't actually end up totally underwater but next time we'll give it a try."

"Well now you've started your story you might as well continue" said Sue. "Let me get comfortable" 

She searched around on the floor and came up with a double headed dildo which she slotted into her cunt and arse even before I had started. The woman was voracious! Vicky picked up her favourite butt plug and started to play with her anus while I draped myself provocatively over the arm chair and got ready to tell them all about Tony and my little adventure... 



Our Adventures with Vicky Ch. 05



Chapter 5: Sex Out Of The City

"The hotel we ended up in was out in the Cotswolds and we stayed for a long weekend which included Sunday night. So on Monday morning after an early but nevertheless very exciting arsefuck we left and made our way back to London. We decided to explore a bit as we had all day to go only about eighty miles, and we were travelling through a village called Burlington when I noticed by the side of the road a sign saying "designer lingerie". It was at the entrance to an old set of stables and a barn that had clearly been redeveloped as retail outlets. Even so it was an incongruous sign to see in the middle of nowhere. I told Tony who immediately stopped the car and reversed. 

"There might be something really nice there which I can get for you to make the weekend even more memorable." he said.

I didn't really need anything other than the great memories. I told him as much and leant forward to kiss him slowly and deliberately. Our tongues met and interacted and I could feel stirrings in my cunt. No doubt Tony was getting hard too as he had to adjust himself in order to get out of the car.

We went into the shop and were amazed at what we found. There were rows and rows of really exotic looking clothes, mainly underwear but also fetish wear and pvc. There was also a selection of club wear, indeed everything for the sex maniac. I could envisage Tony's cock going back to the vertical as he imagined me in virtually any of the gear. Sorting out the stock was a woman in her early thirties I would guess, and she looked pleased to see us. Probably didn't get too many callers.

"Anything I can help you with or are you just browsing?" she asked

"Just browsing thanks"

And browse we did. Extensively. Tony sought out some really sexy basques and body suits and insisted that I try them on. I didn't struggle. There were a couple of cubicles for that purpose and I was more than happy to model. The more I tried on the hornier I became. I was slightly wary of flouncing round the shop so I preferred to stay in the cubicle and asked Tony to come in and inspect me. I was squeezing into a particularly tight but very revealing pvc halter top when Tony pulled the curtain open and pounced. I hadn't had chance to put on the bottom half. He was only playing - his finger slipped up my cunt and was covered in cream in no time. As he pulled it out and licked it clean we were startled to find the shop owner standing at his shoulder. We looked very embarrassed. She however didn't seem too bothered.

She smiled as she went off to re-arrange a display. 

We tried on a few more things and made a shortlist of the best to buy. Even Tony had a go with some g-string leather pants which showed his bulge off very impressively. He had been permanently erect since we came in the shop.

The woman then approached us as she could see we were going to be receptive customers.

"If you want anything other than clothes let me know"

"What sort of things?" asked Tony.

"You know" she replied "fun things. We have a room specially set out but we don't make it obvious in case some customers get the wrong impression. I can see you two are not in that category" 

We weren't sure what she meant by that, but, intrigued by her offer, we asked to see the display. I had forgotten that I was wearing very little. I was dressed in a see-through red basque which showed off my tits to perfection, even though I say so myself. We had decided to buy the set so I slipped on the thong knickers and followed Tony through a door marked "private".

We were greeted by the largest display of sex toys that I had ever seen. It was a veritable Aladdin's cave. There were shelves full of the stuff. There were vibrators, dildos, strap ons, butt plugs, anal beads, double dongs, handcuffs, manacles, you name it, it was there. There were also a few implements I didn't recognise. Tony and I wandered around fascinated. 

"This is brilliant" I announced.

"Yes, it is quite extensive" said the woman. "We deal mainly in mail order and internet sales but we get some discerning personal customers." 

So that's what we were!

I picked up the fattest and thickest dildo I could find and waved it around. 

"Eat your heart out lover" I taunted Tony.

Then I saw an item which caught my eye.

"In fact Sue," I said turning towards our randy Head Teacher "it's the implement you are wanking with the moment."

It was the double header. I picked it up and pretended not to be sure how it worked.

"Where does this go?" I asked innocently pointing at the thinner part.

"That's for anal stimulation." said the woman without any hint of embarrassment. "It's very effective too." she added. "One of our top sellers"

"You know how good it is from first hand experience do you?" enquired Tony.

"Oh yes" she said "My husband and I test every product before we sell it to make sure that it has our seal of approval." "Including the giant dildo?" I asked incredulously.

"Including the giant dildo" she replied in fairly matter of fact voice.

"My god" said Tony before he knew what he was saying "you must have a very accommodating....."

"Tony!!"

"....husband!" 

"My wife is extremely accommodating too" said a voice, and we turned to see a very good looking middle aged man framed in the doorway.

"Hello I'm Mike" he went on "You are?"

"Jo and Tony"

"Hello Jo and Tony. I must say Tony you have the most beautiful wife."

"Thank you" said Tony "but we're not married – just practicing for it"

"You've met Denise" he continued "She and I will be pleased to show you anything you might like"

"Denise was just telling us how you like to test the merchandise" I said.

"Indeed we do. It serves two purposes. We find out how good bad or indifferent a product is and we have a hell of a lot of fun!"

At least he was honest.

"If either of you would like to test anything before you buy it please feel free".

I could hardly believe my ears. Tony and I exchanged glances. This was definitely an offer too good to refuse. 

"Well" I said "I have always been fascinated by strap ons"

"Quite right" said Denise "they are a great complement to any love making, boy/girl or girl/girl. And the design has improved too. Let me show you."

She opened a cupboard and brought out a selection. I paid particular attention to one that had a sophisticated harness.

"This one looks interesting" I said.

"Well actually" said Denise "it's new in and we haven't tried this one have we Mike?"

"No, so this is as good a time as any. Bring it with you and we'll go upstairs in case anyone comes in the shop" With that he took us all upstairs into the office which was quite spacious and had two two-seater couches at one end. 

I was slightly apprehensive. Things had moved rather quickly but Tony reassured me by holding my hand in a tight grasp. Denise was opening the box the strap on was packed in and laying the contents out on one of the settees. She let it stay there and came over to us.

"Would your boyfriend like to help me get ready?" she asked. 

It was strange how this rather grey and unassuming woman had suddenly taken on a much more alluring persona. What she really meant was would Tony start taking her clothes off. He was extremely happy to assist and started to relieve her of her skirt and top. Underneath she had on a vivid electric blue one piece body. It was very sexy. Just your everyday underwear at Inside Job (that was the name of the shop) I assumed. You may recall that I was already at that stage. I had the red basque and thong on. Mike came over and pulled my panties down to reveal my shaven cunt. 

"That is magnificent" he announced.

Tony decided that although Denise looked ravishing in her one piece, she really needed to be naked to do the situation justice and within thirty seconds she was! She had a firm full body with ample tits and a cunt to die for. She was shaved round her lips but had some neatly manicured pubic hair. Her cunt lips were the fullest and most luscious I had ever seen. I made a mental note to inspect closer later. 

I was advised by Mike to sit on the office chair rather than the couch because it was upright and comfortable but did tilt when necessary. Denise picked up the strap on and started to put it on. The cock part was formidable – black thick and with a very full girth. It was the harness that was more remarkable. In the part that fitted under the woman's genital area which in any other style I had seen was simply smooth, this one had two fitments. The first was a second cock designed to fill the cunt of the user and the other was a smaller but still respectably sized anal plug. It was intended that the woman wearing the strap on would gain as much pleasure as the person being rogered. 

"Do you want to give or receive?" Denise asked me. 

"Give, give, give" I said excitedly

"I thought so" and she and Mike held the strap on either side while I climbed in. As the dildos reached my underside they paused.

"Need any lubricant?" asked Mike

"My cunt is very well oiled" I told them "but my arsehole may need some attention".

Mike moved over to his desk, opened the top drawer and pulled out a large tube of KY. Just the sort of thing the average business man carries in his desk, I mused. 

"Tony, you do the honours" said Mike.

"Oh, no" he replied politely "this is your shout. I am sure Jo would prefer your fingers up her arse while Denise and I watch."

"Fine by me" I said

"And me" repeated Denise

So Mike squeezed a generous helping of the lubricant on his index and middle fingers and I bent over for ease of access. I shivered with excitement as the two fingers stretched my anus open and entered simultaneously. He pushed them both well in and started to fuck my arse gently making sure it was well endowed with lube. He then pulled out and I levered the harness the rest of the way up. I opened my legs and Denise helped me accommodate the dildo part as it slid into my cunt while the two men attended to my rear hole. The plug was quite thick but the copious amount of KY administered by Mike would probably have allowed me to take a baseball bat. Unfortunately there wasn't one handy so I made do with the strap on!

I felt pretty full as both my orifices accepted their offerings. The tight pvc material pulled over my tummy and Denise moved in to tighten the belt to make sure that it didn't start to sag. I think the belt was a little unnecessary as I didn't get the feeling that the harness was going anywhere! The thick black rubber cock protruded from my crutch in a very provocative fashion and I made it more so by thrusting in and out. Denise got the hint and sat back on the black leather office chair which could tilt to a very useful angle. She leant back and I got my first close look at her magnificent cunt lips. They were large, fleshy and very inviting. She pulled them open so that I could see inside. She was extremely wet and I watched as tell tale droplets of cunt juice dribbled out and ran down into her arse. I inched forward with help from the two men and started to insert the cock into her cunt. Mike and Tony pushed from behind which had the joint effect of locking me into Denise and ensuring that my butt plug and dildo were firmly embedded. As I started to fuck her the full pleasure of the contraption kicked in. Every time I thrust into her fuck hole my own arse and cunt were double fucked. This was sexual pleasure at its most intense. 

"Fuck me you gorgeous bitch" urged Denise. 

Goodbye the demure shop manager and hello the rampant sex slut!

Mike and Tony then started to get busy. Mike liberated my tits from the top of my body and started to kiss and knead them, while Tony bent over Denise and offered her his cock to suck. She didn't need a second invitation. She started to devour his prick with the passion of someone who might never get the opportunity again. She was moaning every time I fucked her. We kept the rhythm going for ages. Denise then let out a cry of pleasure as the first orgasm consumed her. She seemed to keep cumming for ages. We then decided to change positions and I was told to lie on the floor. This pushed the butt plug even deeper into my arse and I desperately needed to cum. To my amazement Denise went over to Mike, got hold of the KY and lubricated his bum hole. Before I had chance to fully appreciate the situation he had impaled himself on my strap on and I was arsefucking him for all I was worth. This was fantastic. A really good looking guy sitting on my "cock" with his own fully erect in front of him and begging to be played with in some shape or form. Denise straddled her husband and I watched from behind as she lowered herself on to him. Tony moved close and Denise started to suck his cock again. It was a fairly precarious fuck and not one any of us could keep up for very long, but it was long enough to produce my first orgasm. Mike was clearly no stranger to being buggered and when we had to change positions, he begged me to go straight back into his arse from behind. I got a really good view of his arsehole from that position and watched as my prosthetic prick slid all the way up his back passage. Denise lay beside him on the floor and sucked him off while massaging his balls. It was my turn to take Tony in my mouth. The poor sod couldn't hold on much longer and as he played with Denise's cunt with the fingers of one hand I felt the first of four big loads of spunk shoot from the end of his cock straight to the back of my throat. Within a few seconds Mike had filled his wife's mouth in much the same manner, and after we had both drained our respective men's balls she emerged to give me a wet sticky spunky kiss. 

"My turn now" she announced as she started to unbuckle the strap on. 

There was a distinct squelching sound as the dildo and plug left my cunt and arse.

Denise wasted no time in stepping into the harness and pulling it up. I helped her. As the girdle part reached her hips I looked down. The dildo part was shiny with my juices and the plug was flecked with shit as it had been deep in my arse for the best part of half an hour. 

"Sorry about that" I said to Denise rather shamefacedly.

"Don't worry about that" she replied "No point in cleaning it. It will be dirty again in a minute or two".

So saying she opened her legs and crouched in order to get maximum leverage. The boys were on hand to help fit the device and within a few seconds the strap on was snugly in both her holes. She sat defiantly on the chair in order to make sure the dildos went in as far as they possibly could. She sat back in satisfaction.

"That feels great" she announced. 

The large black false cock that had last been in Mike's arse stood out in front of her. The boys had cum only moments before so were in no position to perform again yet. That left me. Denise sensed that I needed attention and got off her chair to come and snog me. She tasted delicious and I got very aroused as her tongue explored the insides of my mouth. I wondered what she would feel like between my legs. The cock dug into me and I parted my legs to allow her access to my cunt. As we were different heights serious penetration was not going to work in this position so she turned me round, marched me over to the desk, and pushed me flat on its surface. My tits were crushed against the hard wood. She came up behind me and without much ceremony opened my legs. I felt the rubber cock at the entrance to my cunt and slowly she achieved maximum penetration. She started to fuck me, slowly at first and then with more vigour. I could imagine what it felt like. 

"Shit. This is good" she confirmed. "I am full and I mean full"

I turned to see what Mike and Tony were up to and both of them were stroking their cocks in an attempt to get them back to full erection. With some success I should add. Denise was initially holding me down on the desk while she fucked me but it was unnecessary as I was going nowhere! Eventually she changed her posture and stood upright which gave me more freedom. I leant on my elbows which enabled the two men to see my big tits swaying in rhythm to the fuck. That got their erections well and truly back to the vertical. Denise was holding on to my buttocks as she fucked me faster and faster. She then pulled open my arse and complemented me on it.

"Perfect arsehole Jo" she said. "Mike – come and look at this arsehole to die for"

Mike got up and moved towards the desk but took a slight detour to open one of the drawers. He took out a set of anal beads. Not just any beads. These were huge. The circumference of the beads varied, starting at little more than a large pea but each one increased in size and ended up as big as a ping pong ball. He handed the string to Denise who dangled them tantalisingly down my crack. 

"Fuck!" I exclaimed in mock horror "Please tell me you're not going to put those up me"

"Sorry Jo" said Denise "These are just in and we simply have to test customer satisfaction"

With that defense she started to insert the beads into my anus. By the third – there were about eight on the plastic string - I was beginning to feel fairly full. I told her so but she had no intention of stopping. The fourth forced its way in. The two guys stood there watching with their throbbing hard ons in their hands. Tony in particular urged me on.

"Come on darling you can take it. Fucking hell, your arse looks good. Your hole is wide open."

"I can't open it much more" I protested.

"Yes you can" said Denise who was still gently fucking my cunt with her strap on while all this was going on.

"Yes you can" echoed Tony.

I amazed myself. The bigger the size of the bead, the easier it seemed to go in. Five, six, seven and finally the eighth and biggest bead slid up my arse. Free from her insertion duties, Denise got back to the serious job of fucking my sopping wet cunt. I started to cum and told the world about it. She didn't really pay much heed to start with and kept fucking. But as I reached the peak of my orgasm she pulled the whole string of beads out of my arse and sent me into another dimension. 

I thumped the desk repeatedly with the intensity of it all. Tony had come round to the front of the desk and held his cock towards my face ready for me to suck it. Mike saw that I was otherwise engaged and intercepted him. Then, in front of my face, one of my all time fantasies came true. Mike bent down and took my lover's cock in his mouth. Another man sucking Tony's cock! Fanbloodytastic!

Fair play to Tony, he never flinched. He let Mike take it all the way in and I watched stunned as he gave him a terrific blow job. The sight worked wonders on Denise too who let us all know in no uncertain terms that she was having a shuddering orgasm.

I suddenly realised that the description of my lovers first male blow job was also having a significant effect on Vicky and Sue who had been wanking throughout my story but who now were both in a state of high excitement. 

"Did Tony cum in Mike's mouth?" asked Vicky "Please tell me that he came in Mike's mouth. Pleeeeeease....."

I didn't need to say anything because Vicky had brought herself off with the thought of it.

"Oh shit!" I heard from the other side of the room "I'm cumming too"

Sue wailed as yet another orgasm consumed her. I can honestly say that I have never met a woman who had as many intense orgasms as Sue. Her sex life is certainly fulfilling. Back to the plot, and although by now it was academic, the answer to Vicky's question was yes, Tony did cum in Mike's mouth. He told me afterwards that the combination of being sucked by a man and seeing me impaled on those anal beads was irresistible. Equally impressively, Mike swallowed it all. He was the only one of us who hadn't cum twice so purely as a thank you, you understand, for giving the two of us so much pleasure I let him fuck me while Denise and Tony recovered. He didn't take long to deposit a full load in my cunt. I love going into the wide world with my cunt or arse full of cum because at certain moments I stick my finger into the appropriate hole and smell or lick my fingers and the whole fabulous experience gets re-lived.




Our Adventures with Vicky Ch. 05



We all got dressed and Tony and I bought as much of the toys and clothes as we could reasonably afford and after a cup of coffee we left. So girls, that is my tale of sex and sodomy in the Oxfordshire countryside.

"Fucking brilliant" was Sue's considered opinion.

"I agree" said Vicky "One hundred per cent. In fact can I have the shop's address?"



Our Adventures with Vicky Ch. 06



EXTRA TRAINING

We broke open a third bottle of wine and I decided to ask Sue more about her insatiable appetite for sex. I was still fascinated by the contract between her day job as a respectable and responsible Head Teacher and her rampant nymphomania in private. She thought it stemmed from a mixture of a strict upbringing in the late 1950's to which she rebelled and the heady freedom of the sixties to which she subscribed.

"When I was about 14 I found some of my dad's porno mags in the garage. My mum would have killed him if she had laid eyes on them, so he hid them where she would never look, but I found them by accident and spent hours wanking over the pictures and the stories. They were foreign but had English text and they must have been very hardcore for the period. I have no idea where he got them from but they were full of group sex, with every type of fucking, oral, anal and vaginal. The cum shots where the women got covered in thick spunk really got me hot. That started me off and I wanted to see more but I couldn't risk sending for them by post so when the opportunity to move away and go to teacher's training college came up I took it. There I could get porn more easily. I think they acted as a sort of manual because when I got down to serious fucking in my late teens I thought it was normal to want extreme sex because of what I had seen but of course some of the men were horrified. I remember the first guy that I offered to piss on nearly ran a mile. The next guy I offered that service to couldn't get enough. That's why I changed partners so often and it's a habit that has stayed with me. It's not that individual men don't satisfy me its more that I like variety."

"So what's your favourite type of sex?" I asked

"Anal" she replied without hesitation.

Vicky and I looked at each other knowingly. 

"Really?" asked Vicky

"Without question" Sue repeated "Sometimes I actually think that I prefer arsefuckjing to normal fucking. I don't know what it is but I get a real buzz from it. What about you two?"

"Well actually that's how we met" confessed Vicky and she told Sue of our first encounter and how I had taught her the technique of having larger and larger objects inserted into her bum hole. I could see the ever randy Sue getting horny again.

"I hadn't had too many good experiences with men" Vicky told her "Perhaps that says more about me than them. Certainly my orgasms were nothing to write home about, but that first time Tony took my anal cherry was magic, absolute magic" 

She went on to tell Sue the whole tale in detail and that constituted her contribution to the storytelling night. Unfortunately for her neither Sue nor I came during her story which under the strict rules of the competition meant that she had to pay a forfeit. Sue had some diabolical scheme up her sleeve but we never got that far because just at that moment the phone rang. It was my beloved. Vicky handed me the receiver.

"Hi hun. We've been thinking about you all night"

"Oh yes?" he replied in mocking self doubt "All of me or just my equipment?"

"Mostly your equipment" I admitted "We've been having a sex story night and you did figure quite a bit. Are you coming up? We'd prefer the real thing."

"There's a bit of a problem" said Tony. "We had a new guy start at the club tonight and as it turns out he lives only five minutes up the road so I thought it would be friendly to ask him back for a drink."

"Where is he now?"

"In the toilet"

I turned to Sue and Vicky who were both relaxing stark naked on easy chairs and playing with themselves. Sue did not look too thrilled as she was clearly hoping that the night had more to come. Then she startled me slightly by leaping out of her chair and pulling the receiver from my grasp.

"Hi Tony, it's Sue. Who's your friend?"

I presume Tony told her all about him. Then I heard her say:

"Is he there? (Pause) Alright you put him on the line while you go for a shower."

Presumably Tony did as he was asked. 

"Hi Ben. You don't know me. My name is Sister Susan. I am part of the sisterhood and I am visiting one of my flock in the flat above at this very moment. Tony has told me that you are new to the area sop why don't you pop up for a hot chocolate and a biscuit before you go home. You must be tired after your training."

Of course Vicky and I thought this was very funny. 

"Quick" I said "They'll be here in a moment and we are undressed"

"Exactly" said Sue with a glint in her eye.

"You naughty cow" said Vicky

"Excuse me madam" said Sue "that is no way to talk to an elderly relative."

As she spoke there was a knock on the door. Sue went over and opened it. She was stark bollock naked. Ben was standing there all alone. I found out later that Tony had told him to go up first while he had his shower. Of course Tony had no knowledge of what Ben had been told. I saw Ben step back at the sight. He clearly thought he was in the wrong place. Sue carried on as if everything was normal.

"Hello you must be Ben. I am Sister Susan. Come in. You are probably wondering why I have no clothes on. Well. We are a liberal sect who believe in the natural order of things."

Poor old Ben stood there. I suspect he thought he was on Candid Camera or that he was in the middle of a very elaborate wind up. In a way he was, but it wasn't that elaborate. He moved slowly into the living room and there of course he was greeted with the sight of two more naked women. I don't think he knew quite where to look first. He was staring at one set of big knockers- me, and one set of enormous knockers – Vicky plus Sue and it can't of taken him long to realise he was in the company of three women with shaven cunts.

"These are two novices" Sue went on. "Sister Vicky and Sister Jo. They are here to be inducted into the belief and faith of our sisterhood"

"Oh yeah" said Ben "and that is?"

"All men are fuckable – some are more fuckable than others"

I think that more or less put the seal on any final pretence and Sue went in for the kill by pushing Ben onto the empty chair she had recently vacated and he couldn't fail to notice the abundance of sex toys littered around the floor. I think he may even have sat on one. They did rather give the game away.

"Ann Summers party?" He inquired.

He was wearing jogging pants which made undressing him fairly easy and all three of us descended on him. He was a reasonably good looking guy with a shaved head. He was fairly lean and taut which was a change. Half of Tony's rugby friends were built like brick shit houses and a few of them looked like brick shit houses too!

Ben's all important cock appeared. It wasn't the most impressive I have ever seen but it was what he was prepared to do with it that mattered. 

"Hold on girls" he managed to mutter in the melee. "There's no need to fight for me. I should warn you I am in the TA and can handle myself, so the fact that I am not struggling shows I am going to co-operate."

A very sensible approach I thought.

It seemed that he suddenly realised the extent of woman flesh that was surrounding him and he got hold of Vicky's tits and started to suck on one. His other hand reached up to one of mine and he playfully tweaked the nipple. Sue went down and swallowed his cock. After a few minutes he came up for air.

"Are you sure you two are novices?" he asked us.

"Are you sure you're in the TA" I asked in response "If this country was invaded by a foreign force made up of women with huge tits, you lot would be a push over"

"Yes I am honestly. I am a sergeant."

"Does that mean you bark orders and shout at people?" asked Vicky

"Yep" said Ben

"I like an assertive man" I said

"Oh I can be assertive, believe you me" he replied

Sue had stopped cocksucking for the moment and joined us stroking our new captive. 

"I think you lot need inspecting" he suddenly shouted very loudly. "stand to attention"

We did as requested.

"Chests out! Stomachs in!"

He stood up, stepped out of his clothes and came to walk round us like you see officers do in parade grounds.

"Tits front!" he commanded and all three of us made our tits as prominent as we could.

He walked across the front of us sucking each of the six nipples as he went.

"Legs apart!"

We dutifully opened our legs.

"Cunts open!"

All three of us put both hands down to our cunts and pulled our labia apart so that Ben could see right inside. 

"Wider! You randy little sluts! Wider!"

Vicky looked at me as we pulled our labia as wide apart as they would go and I could see from her face she was getting well turned on. I didn't need to look at Sue as this sort of thing was right up her street!

Ben knelt down and buried his face in my crutch. I felt his tongue enter my hairless twat. He licked me and touched my clit with the tip of his tongue. An electric shot went up my spine. I tried to get my cunt lips to part even wider so that he could feast on me. He was good – very good. He then repeated the exercise with the other two and gave each of us a lesson in communal cunnilingus. "Right you horny bitches" he announced as he stood up. "Do you want a full inspection?"

"Yes please" we all tamely pleaded.

"Right! About turn!"

We turned round

"Bend over!"

We bent over.

"Arses open!"

We opened our arse cheeks.

"Arseholes open!"

We put our fingers deeper into our cracks so that we could pull our anal openings wide.

"Arseholes ready for inspection?"

"Yes sir" we dutifully replied

He bent down to Vicky's first and got his face as close to her ringpiece as he could.

"Are you sure that arse is clean?" he roared

"Check it sir" she said

"I will. Never fear girl!" and with that he stuck a finger inside, pulled it out, smelled it and looked at it.

"Just a bit dirty. I will have to make sure you are properly clean" and out of the corner of my eye I could see him licking her arse.

He repeated the command in front of me and I couldn't wait to feel his finger entering my rectum which seconds later it duly did. 

"Pretty dirty" he announced which was rather unflattering. It didn't stop him cleaning me up nevertheless. He was licking me for ages. I could feel his tongue right up my arsehole.

Then it was Sue's turn. This time she was "Very Dirty" which turned out to mean that he would take even longer to lick her arse. 

Then he commanded us to stand up again.

"Right you horny sluts. Time to suck cock!"

"Call that a cock?" blurted out Vicky rather unwisely.

"What did you say girl?"

"I've seen bigger"

"On your knees you ungrateful bitch" Ben roared

Vicky got down on all fours.

"Apologise or I will punish you"

"You and who's army?"

"Right."

Ben got down on his knees, went straight up behind her and stuck his cock deep into her cunt. As he did so and she let out a squeal of excitement he also spanked her arse hard. Each thrust of his cock was accompanied by a firm thwack on Vicky's buttocks. 


"Harder…. Harder!" she urged.

"Apologise slut" said Ben

"Are you sure your cock is in me?" 

"Bitch" shouted Ben and fucked even harder to prove what a man he was which of course was entirely the purpose of Vicky's taunts. As they fucked, Sue and I were frigging ourselves vigorously.

"Apologise or I'll punish you further" he continued.

"You apologise" Vicky teased "for not having a bigger cock."

"Then try this" said Ben and he pulled out of her cunt, readjusted his position and re-entered her anally.

"You bastard" she cried "You bastard" 

"Is that big enough?"

"Yes…yes…yes. Now fuck me. Fuck my arse."

"Fuck her arse" I intoned

"Fuck her arse" repeated Sue.

As we repeated the mantra, the bloody door bell went. Tony! I had forgotten all about Tony!

"Is that you lover?" I inquired through the door.

"Yes babe"

I opened the door and he strode in to be greeted by the Vicky's wailing. He walked in to the living room to the sight of his new mate buggering the huge titted blonde beneath him.

"I see you three have got to know each other then or is this a new Fire Drill?" he quipped.

"Thank you darling" I said as I put my loving arms round my man.

"For what?"

"Introducing us to this new friend of yours."

"You know more about him now than I do" he joked

Ben and Vicky had barely noticed Tony had come in. They were still arsefucking even though Vicky had long since cum. Sue was on the verge of her umpteenth self induced orgasm of the day but she stopped when she saw Tony.

"Fantastic. Just what I needed" She grabbed Tony and dragged him to the settee. For once he was not compliant.

"Excuse me" he said fending her off "Charity begins at home".

The age of chivalry was not dead. He came over and embraced me. Our tongues swirled together and our bodies locked in a harmonious bond. 

"Fuck me, you handsome prince" I ordered

"And would my princess like her man in her cunt or in her arse?"

"In her arse I think" I replied "It seems to be doing wonders for Vicky"

Tony sat on one of the chairs having taken his jeans off and I lowered my arse slowly on to his cock. His knob slipped easily in to my brown hole and I sat back to allow his nine inches to slide effortlessly up. I made sure Sue could see. She can't have been very often in a room where two women other than her were getting buggered. She did have recourse to the many and varied toys littered around and when she saw that the four of us might be some time she decided that one in each hole was a necessary substitute. 

"Cum in my arse!" Vicky told Ben. It was her turn to do the ordering about.

"What a coincidence" I murmured to Tony "I was just going to tell you to do the same thing"

I did most of the work as he was sitting down. I slid up and down his hard cock making sure that the other three could watch my arse open and close round the knob.

"Oh god" I cried " My arsehole has been aching for you my lover. I adore you in my shithole. Fuck me angel. Fuck me."

"Where do you want me?" urged Tony

"In my shithole. In my shithole" I cried

"Do you want me to cum in your shithole? I heard Ben ask Vicky

"Christ, yes! Fill my arsehole. Fill it full" she replied

"God, I'm cumming" moaned Tony

"So am I" called out Ben.

And at roughly the same time both my arsehole and Vicky's got filled with hot thick spunk. As we slid off our men you can imagine Sue was on to us like a rabbit, trying to suck the cum out of each anus in turn. I could feel her tongue probing and licking as she eagerly drank the mixture in my arsehole.

I think we must have all felt sorry for her. After all she is the nymphomaniac whereas Vicky and I are just randy bitches! After they had both recovered from their extra curricular training session Vicky and I gently massaged the two cocks back to a state of readiness and suggested that Sue should finish the night off with a dp.

Needless to say she was up for it. So were both the boys funnily enough. We tossed (so to speak) for the honour of which hole to invade. Tony called right and, ever the gentleman, rather than suggesting that he take the anal prize, he actually suggested that he have her cunt because as he had the bigger cock he thought it would be easier if Ben went in her arse. Ben was beside himself. Sue was pretty pleased too!

Tony positioned himself on the floor and let Sue sit on his nine inches. She leant forward and presented her arse to Ben who climbed on from the back and slid in. We helped by holding Sue's buttocks wide open. That way we got a perfect view of proceedings. They quickly got into their rhythm and Sue was in seventh heaven. Vicky and I stood either side and watched, making sure that we were near enough to have our tits and cunts played with. I think Sue could have been double fucked for days. She showed no signs of wanting it to stop. After about fifteen minutes I suggested that the two men swap which they did. Sue took Tony's cock up her arse with very little fuss and I loved getting really close to watch him bugger her. 

Another ten minutes went by and both Vicky and I were getting horny again. She came over for a snog and made a suggestion which I thought would just about finish off a great night. We positioned ourselves at the head end of the fucking threesome and without warning started to piss on them and each other. Ben, being underneath, was taken by surprise big time, but the other two took it all in their stride. In fact they couldn't get enough. After all Sue had let it be known that she was well into watersports, and not just the underwater sort that she had enjoyed with Don.

Vicky must have had a much fuller bladder than me as she kept pissing well after I dried up. That enabled me to get a mouth full of her golden nectar which I avidly swallowed. Bearing in mind the amount of piss we discharged, very little hit the floor. There was minimal mopping up to be done after Sue and the boys came one last time. 

We dried each other and then introduced ourselves properly to Ben! It turned out he had a got a job in the local Leisure Centre as a lifeguard/gym instructor. Echoes of Sue's adventures with Dan I thought. He had decided to try out the local rugby team and had turned up at Tony's training session. 

"If you want to put that little bit of extra training in from now on" said Vicky "you know where to come!"

"Does that apply to the rest of the team?" he said

"Could do" mused Sue "Could do."

Fuck, I thought, don't give the woman any more ideas!



Our Adventures with Vicky Ch. 07



A Fond Farewell

The week with Sue went all too quickly. Unfortunately I had to work a couple of evenings so we didn't see each other as much as we all would have liked. Vicky and Sue had other things to do as well. I suggested to Tony that we make her last night on the Thursday a memorable one.

"You mean just in case she doesn't remember any of the rest of the week?" he said rather dryly.

I phoned Vicky from work and invited the two of them for supper. I warned that it would be nothing grand. The last supper! No miracles!

I managed to get away early as I had done masses of overtime earlier in the week and bought food to prepare. I had the flat to myself which made life easier. As I pottered around with the food I reflected on the excitement of the previous few weeks and how far I had come in discovering my real sexual self. How far and how often!

Even the thought of the nights of passion got me steamy and I flirted with a provocatively shaped carrot that lay invitingly on the work surface. Before I realised what I was doing I was rubbing the vegetable against my crotch and moments later it was inside my panties. It was hard, rough and pointed and just the job as a makeshift dildo. I splayed my legs, pulled my panties to my knees, and started to play with myself. I steadied myself against the cabinets while I began to fuck the carrot more effectively. I looked around for other exciting objects and saw a cucumber which was otherwise meant for the salad. I decided that it would wash easily and then thought that my comrades would probably prefer the soiled article rather than the clean one! I took the cucumber in my other hand and ran it up and down the crack of my arse. I inserted the carrot as far as it would go, that is right to the tip and started bringing myself off. I pushed the tip of the cucumber against my anus and flirted with the idea of pushing it in but decided that I would be wiser to use the bigger blunt object on my clit. So with the carrot firmly in my cunt I stimulated my clitoris with the cucumber. My head was filled with memories of the last week and fantasies about the night ahead and these induced a sizeable orgasm a few minutes later.

I licked both of my dildo substitutes clean and went on preparing the meal as though nothing had happened.

Tony turned up eventually and insisted on fingering me up as soon as he got in. He got a pleasant shock as he didn't usually find my cunt quite as wet as it was.

"What have you been up to my love?"

"Nothing" I replied "I'm just pleased to see you as Mae West might say"

We left it there but I know he had his suspicions. Vicky and Sue came down about half seven and Ben arrived about ten minutes later. I had inadvertently forgotten to mention to anyone that I had invited Ben! I knew from a hint that Vicky had dropped that they had spoken in the week and from what she had said after the night of a thousand orgasms, she really would like to see more of him. I pointed out there wasn't that much left to see but she ignored me!

Anyway I knew I had done the right thing by the look on her face as he walked through the door. I imagined that both her cunt and Sue's were moistening nicely as he moved over to give them a welcoming kiss.

We broke open a bottle of cheap champagne and mixed it with orange to make a buck's fizz or fuck's bizz as Tony insisted on re-naming it. 

Then we sat down to a delicacy of mine involving salmon in cream sauce. As we did so Vicky spoke:

"You realise you have broken my dream" she said

"Done what?" asked Tony

"Broken my dream. If you have a dream and shortly after it comes true, you call that breaking the dream. Last night I had a really vivid and very erotic dream about a dinner party."

She stopped talking and left us waiting while she ate her food.

"Go on" I insisted "Tell all"

"Yes" added Sue "You do realise that you owe us one. When we had the story session on Monday you didn't contribute. You really should have paid a forfeit"

"I thought that was me" joked Ben

"I know that" said Vicky "but we did get rather preoccupied. Anyway why tell stories when you can experience the real thing? Do you want to hear about my dream?"

"Yes" was the unanimous verdict.

"Right. Well, as I say I found myself at this dinner party. Really plush. Lots of chandeliers and silver cutlery in what appeared to be a mansion of some sort. I think there were eight of us round the table. Four men and four women. I was with Ben."

Ben looked suitably pleased. It dawned on me now why she had been so glad to see him.

"One couple were in their fifties, very distinguished, one couple were black, while the remaining one were in their late twenties. I remember noticing that the woman was big, and I mean big. We were being waited on by two butlers and two maids. The grey haired man in his fifties appeared to be the host and it was he who welcomed us all and gave the orders. We all sat in front of beautiful silver plates and the table decorations were palatial. Mr. Silver, as I might as well call him, snapped his fingers. The butlers bowed and left the room. At first sight everything was normal and when they returned with a small portion of caviar to start, it stayed that way. I remember that there was a fair amount of small talk and I was sitting with Ben on my left and the black guy on my right. Everyone was in formal dress. The sign that something out of the ordinary was going on came at the end of the first course. The maids took away the plates and Mr. Silver waved his hand again. The butlers came in with two silver trays, one perched on each hand. I couldn't see what was on the trays until they got closer. As they bent forward I realised they had on each tray two dildos and two butt plugs. We were being invited to accept these as a gift.

"Please help yourself" said Mr. Silver generously in a quiet velvet voice.

One of the dildos and one of the butt plugs in each pair were large and one was smaller. The others round the table took the offerings without hesitation, so I decided I had better do the same. I wasn't immediately clear why there were two dildos. That became more apparent when the maids came up behind the butlers and bent over to retrieve certain plates. They had no knickers on and were naked beneath their uniforms. The black guy leaned over and kissed his maid on the bum. She giggled. All the guests put their toys to one side like extra cutlery and we had venison and a range of delicious vegetables put in front of us by the butlers.

Again, life carried on as normal. During the main course the man to my right started stroking my leg and eventually his big black hands reached up to my tits. I looked over at Ben and he just smiled and carried on chatting up the big woman who was sitting next to him. It was all fairly lighthearted petting.

Again the summons was given by Mr. Silver and the plates were taken away. This time the maids came in and we were asked if he wanted any fruit. Ben said that he did and the maid pulled up her dress to reveal her naked cunt and arse.

"Grapes?" he was asked and to entice him the maid opened her bum cheeks and you could see a small stalk sticking out of her arsehole. Ben pulled and a row of seedless grapes came smoothly out. She dangled them in front of him and he devoured them. The other maid came in and did the same with Mr. Black, and then they alternated until all four men had eaten the grapes from the maid's arseholes. 

Then in came the butlers who had now taken their trousers off and were naked under their tail coats. Very sexy they looked too. 

"Would madam like a banana?" I was asked. The servant bent down and wedged up his arse was an unpeeled baby banana. I pulled it out and peeled it.

"Cream?"

He was holding a jug in one hand. He dipped his dick into it and invited me to lick the cream off his knob which I duly did.

Again all of the other women were served in the same way. None of them blinked at the chance to have a ripe piece of fruit from their butler's arse. As the servants left the room, Mr. Silver stood up again:

"Ladies, it is time for the final course. If you would like to oblige the gentleman on your right."

I had no idea what he was talking about but the others were obviously experienced as all three women stood up, turned round, sat on the edge of the men on their right and pulled up their skirts. The last course for the men was ripe cunt!

I did likewise and Mr. Black watched with wrapped attention as my hairless twat was opened in front of him. I caressed my lips with my long fingers and opened and closed my cunt lips for his delight. After two or three minutes he moved forward and buried his face in my cunt and his long pink tongue snaked its way into my hole. The others were doing something similar and I could see Ben eating the fat woman's hairy cunt enthusiastically.

"Five minutes gentlemen" said Mr. Silver as he came up for air from between the legs of the Mrs. Black. His face was glistening with her cunt cream.

There was a time limit it appeared. I concentrated on coming before my gorgeous black lover moved on. I just made it. I think, judging by the noises to my left, Ben brought off Mrs. Big too. Then as the dinner gong resounded the men had to move round. 

"Arseholes gentlemen" announced Mr Silver and that meant that this time it was the ladies arses that had to be eaten. 

I was opposite the fat woman's husband and he pushed me backwards slightly so that he could access my anus. I rested on the table with my elbows and prepared to enjoy. He was good and gave me a very hard rimming. Just as I was hoping that it would carry on Mr. Silver announced that it was the ladies turn to eat. Mr. Silver moved in front of me, helped me off the table and sat me on the chair. He then pulled open his zip and let his distinguished cock brush my face. It was hard strong and circumcised. I tool it deep into my mouth with no hesitation. I sucked keenly and took it right to the back of my throat. He slowly fucked my face and I soon felt powerful jets of spunk hitting my tonsils. He was a heavy cummer and I couldn't take it all, so some of his thick sperm dribbled down my chin. I used my fingers to scoop it back into my mouth.

The gong thundered again and this time it was Ben's turn to put his cock in my mouth. It felt lovely as it hardened round my lips. I don't think he had cum from the ministrations of Mrs. Black. Not sure why, but it didn't take him long to make up for that. He pulled out after the first spurt and took great delight in covering my face with his thick white cum. I love the taste and again used my fingers to make sure it went into my mouth as much as I could.

"Allow me to clean you madam" said one of the maids and I expected her to bring out a tissue but it wasn't one of those parties, so she leant forward and licked my face clean taking all Ben's remaining spunk into her mouth. Elsewhere I noticed that the other maid and the two butlers were also using their mouths to clean up where appropriate. Mrs. Silver had taken her tits out and Mr. Silver had covered them copiously in his spunk. One butler caught a big load as it clung to her right nipple. He swallowed it."

Vicky's description of her dream was in full flow and the scene in our living room was pretty debauched. I had long since taken my knickers off and pulled my tits out. I had also pulled Tony's cock out of his trousers but was a little miffed to discover that Sue was sucking on it before I got chance to do so. Ben was listening to his supposed prowess in the fictional story, while trying in real life to eat Sue's cunt. That was initially successful until she got greedy and devoured Tony's cock; at which point he decided to release her and pay attention to me. He kissed me full on and I got a mouthful of Sue's delicious cunt cream. He then offered me his cock to suck and I accepted it gracefully. With Tony expertly sucking my left nipple I think you could say that Vicky's story was going down well!

She had her feet on the dining table and was enjoying the folds of her own wet hole as she continued:  

"Mr. Silver then reminded us of the toys we had chosen earlier in the meal. We returned to our own chairs and because all the men had recently cum, they were given the choice to use theirs first. I was back again next to Mr. Black and I was a bit pissed off that I had not had chance to enjoy his prick at first hand so to speak. It was very big and hung limply between his legs. I invited him to take my dress off which he did and I felt very sexy being examined all over by this hunk. He played with my tits very gently and then ran his hands over my arse. He pulled me to him and kissed me. I put my hands behind my back and felt on the table for the butt plug I had chosen. I brought it round to the front and handed it to him as we broke our clinch. I turned round and rested on the table, spread my legs and invited him to make use of it. I couldn't feel anything so after a few moments I looked round. He was standing there smiling and his large ebony prick had grown in font of him. He knew full well why I was puzzled. He laughed and turned round. The bastard had only put the plug up his own arse! No wonder he had a hard on all of a sudden. 

"I reached down and held the end of the plug and wiggled it around in order to stimulate him even more. I then pulled the plug out and ran the thick end round both of my nipples. They instantly stood out like two hard nuts. Mr. Black came forward and sucked on them enjoying the taste of his own arse on my massive jugs. While he was doing this I reached behind and inserted the plug into my own arsehole. I then sat back on the table so that it would go as far up as possible. I took it out and ran the thick end round my nipples again so that Mr. Black could now taste my arse. His cock was getting harder by the minute. I decided it was time to feel his meat inside me so I took it in my hands and guided it to the entrance of my cunt. It slipped in so easily. I looked down and saw the black rod disappearing centimetre by centimetre up my shaven hole until it was all inside. Mr. Black then took the butt plug off me and reached behind to insert into my arse. He couldn't reach so one of the butlers came over to help him out. He took the plug and bent down behind me.

"Excuse me madam but would you mind opening your cheeks please" he said extremely politely. 

I did as asked and then felt the plug slip past my sphincter and into my eager rectum. Mr. Black started fucking me from the front while the butler fucked my arse from behind. 

I looked around to see what was happening around the room. Mr. Silver was fucking Mrs. Black and one of the maids was liberating Mrs. Black's beautiful black tits from the top of her dress. As soon as they were free she feasted on them.

Ben had turned the fat woman over and was doggy fucking her from behind. Her big fat tits were hanging loose and banging against each other as Ben smacked into her arse. The other butler politely bowed to her and offered his cock to suck while she got fucked. She didn't turn it down.

Mrs Silver was also bending over the table and the fat woman's husband was kneeling behind her rimming her arse for all he was worth. The second maid was sitting on the table and Mrs Silver had her face buried deeply in the maid's shaven cunt. She occasionally came up for air and took the dildo from beside her and inserted that while she got ready for her next bout of cunnilingus. 

So we were all having a great time! In fact I dreaded the idea of Mr. Silver suddenly announcing that there was five minutes and then all change. I wanted to be fucked by everybody but at my pace, not his!

The butler removed the plug from my arse and offered it to me to lick clean. I took it like a child does with an ice-lolly. It tasted great. The butler moved in to replace the plug with his own cock (so that's why they call it the tradesman's entrance!) and I wasn't sure I could take two but my arsehole was well dilated and accommodated his prick comfortably. I must have started a trend because I heard screams from my right and saw Ben pull out of the fat woman's cunt and readjust his position so that he could put his cock straight into her arse. She was screaming with delight and she had taken a dildo from the table as she still wanted something in her cunt while Ben arsefucked her. As the butler was still in her mouth she had all holes covered!

The fat woman's husband had turned Mrs. Silver round and I could see the sixty year old body more clearly. She looked good and her tits were still firm as they reacted to the pounding her cunt was getting from her lover. The maid had been temporarily ignored so she had joined her friend who was helping Mr. Silver fuck Mrs. Black. They played with Mrs. Black's tits for a few minutes and then decided they could have just as much fun themselves so got down to enjoying each other in a 69. 

I had cum twice already and both men were still firmly in my arse and cunt. I felt Mr. Black begin to tense up and I knew my cunt was about to be filled. He roared as the spunk jetted into me. He then pulled out quite quickly to my slight dismay but it allowed the butler free reign. He took a couple more minutes and then deposited his load into my bowels. I felt well and truly fucked!

The other groups didn't take long to finish and within ten minutes the dining room was filled with the smell of sex. It was purely a question of seeing how long the men would take to recover. As this was a sex party they were pretty resilient and I was anxious to have Mr. Silver. He was so elegant and handsome and I had never been fucked by a much older man. He was indeed an expert. He knew that he was not going to able to cum loads of times but that wasn't going to prevent him giving his guests a good time. With a mixture of his tongue, toys and his own cock when it regained its hardness, he gave me a fabulous fuck. I was soon out of it. To tell the truth I wasn't sure who ended up getting fucked by whom and how often. Every five minutes or so there was some ear piercing orgasm from someone.

Eventually the activity died down. I was giving head to one of the butlers and was enjoying being fingered by Mrs. Black when Mr. Silver finally saw fit to make a speech. He said a few words of thanks and then suggested that we have a toast. Unfortunately by that time most of the drink was gone. So he commanded his serving staff to improvise. Both of the maids jumped to it. They each held a champagne glass between their legs and pushed the rim up to the folds of their labia. Then they filled the glasses brim full of golden liquid. The butlers were on hand to replace the full glass with an empty one when appropriate and very soon the needs of the dinner party was satisfied.

The glasses were passed around and Mr. Silver held his up:

"To the art of the good fuck!"

"To the art of the good fuck" we all replied and then we all drank the maids' hot fragrant piss.

I suppose it was slightly convenient that Vicky's dream ended just as the fucking did, but that sounds a bit unkind because it was still one hell of a fantasy! 

I don't remember at which point exactly Tony entered my arse but I do know that by the end he was buggering me like there was no tomorrow. Ben was doing likewise to Sue.

"I want to taste your piss later" Tony moaned as he got close to the edge.

"You can taste anything of mine you like" I relied " as long as you promise to fuck my arse every day!"

"And mine!" added Sue as Ben's cock reamed her rectum in concert with Tony's.

"Shit! I'm coming. Yes, yes yes!!" 

Tony filled my arsehole with his fabulous spunk as yet more expletives filled the air. Sue was screaming as well, as Ben filled her full.

As we recovered we thanked Vicky profusely for her dream. Tony pointed out that we had been somewhat distracted and that we still hadn't had pudding! We decided that as we had already worked a few calories off we had every excuse for something rich and filling. I had prepared a bowlful of profiteroles. I put them in the centre of the table. I then made the mistake of asking if anyone wanted anything on them. I meant cream of course but Sue thinks laterally!. She went over, grabbed the bowl, and put it under her bottom and let the spunk that Ben had recently impregnated her with drizzle into the luscious sweet. I felt I had to do likewise. "Careful" said Tony "we don't want any accidents. There's already plenty of chocolate in the bowl!"




Our Adventures with Vicky Ch. 07



"You wouldn't care" said Sue "either way"

Tony then retrieved the bowl and stuck his finger in one of the choux pastry mixtures and went over to Vicky and rubbed it into her tits. Ben saw the attraction of the idea and repeated the exercise. Having licked the custard mixture off her chest, Tony then got one more profiterole and inserted it up her cunt. He used two fingers to make sure it was well installed.

"Be my guest" he said to Ben who needed no second invite and went down to suck the pastry out.

I think Vicky knew what was coming next because she turned round. Sure enough Ben took another profiterole and gently but firmly put it up her arse and then invited Tony to eat it out of her. He went for it with a passion. The fact that Vicky's arse was smeared with chocolate did not get lost on my very perverted lover. He licked every last streak. It might not all have been chocolate for all he knew but it mattered little.

As he stood up licking his lips he said to Vicky:

"That was one hell of a story. You deserve a reward." 

Within two minutes Vicky had her reward. It came in the form of a double fuck with Ben in her cunt and Tony in her arse. She adores Tony in her arsehole so Ben never really stood a chance. It was great to see the two boys giving her such a complete fucking. I think she came three times but it was hard to be precise.

Sue and I found ourselves with the lion's share of a bowl of profiteroles. We managed to eat them all and not one found its way into our mouths by orthodox methods. At one point I got Tony to pull out of Vicky and stick his knob into the bowl. It was covered with brown streaks but neither of us was very concerned. We covered it with cream and custard and Sue and I feasted on the mixture. He slipped back into Vicky's arse with no trouble.

If I ever come to write a sex recipe book I think that will figure highly!

At the end of the night we were all very tired and a bit sad, thinking that Sue had to go home. I took the decision to suggest that everyone stay in our flat for the night so that if the chance arose we could have one last fuck with her. Needless to say Tony was up for that so bright and early next morning he enjoyed her cunt one last time. In fact we all did and I had a breakfast consisting of a spunk sandwich from Sue's ever open fuckhole.

As we dispersed for work in the morning I still couldn't think of Sue in front of her kiddies explaining about the birds and bees without a warm glow spreading right through me.



Our Adventures with Vicky Ch. 08



And on the seventh day....

I love Sundays. I love simple, sunny, slow, sexy Sundays. I especially love simple, sunny, slow, sensuous, shaving sex on Sundays. So this Sunday was right up my street!

I was lying back naked on the warm crumpled bed with the sun streaming in through the window. My legs were wide apart and my handsome lover was beside me gently shaving my open cunt. After the exertions of the last week and the departure of Sue back home, it was time to enjoy and evaluate the three way relationship that Tony, Vicky and I had forged. Vicky was lying beside me slowly massaging my sensitive tits. 

I had rung her about half ten and invited her down for coffee. She had asked me what we intended doing all day.

"Fuck all" I replied emphatically

"Do you mind if I do fuck all with you?"

"Not at all, but we may do it at least half a dozen times. Will you be able to cope with that?"

"Only half a dozen?"

She arrived five minutes later with a carrier bag full of stuff. Tony immediately assumed it was food!

"That's alright, Vicky darling. We do have milk and bread in you know" he said as he opened the door.

"Pillock" she replied "I've just brought a few oils and creams. You can eat them if you like but I wouldn't recommend it"

"Take no notice" I shouted from the bedroom "Come in and join me"

She did just that. She was only wearing a tee shirt and tracksuit bottoms and both came off in flash. Her fantastic body never ceases to excite me, and Tony doesn't hang back either!

"Fuck" he commented "You get more sumptuous every day"

"Does that mean you want to suck them or fuck them?" said Vicky assuming, quite rightly, that Tony was talking about her enormous 44 inch breasts.

"All in good time" I interjected "Tony is doing his Sunday morning chores first. He is shaving my cunt. Please don't distract him. It's one of life's great pleasures."

"Will you shave my cunt after?" asked Vicky and opened her legs as if he needed reminding where it was and what it looked like.

"At you service" he said, then he mused "Do you think I could start up a new business shaving women's cunts? Advertise in Yellow Pages? Depilations R Us: Cunts a speciality!"

"Bloody hell, you could clean up!" I wittily remarked "but don't get any smart ideas. This service is very much for Jo and Vicky, not for the whole of West London"

"In fact for no other holes at all" laughed Vicky

Tony accepted his fate and I lay back to receive the edge of his trusty blade. I don't believe in wet shaves. Dry shaves are perfectly okay and much easier all round. Tony had last attended to me the previous week so there was only a bit of designer stubble so it wasn't going to take him long. I had a feeling however that he was unlikely to hurry as he didn't mind any excuse to look between my legs.

Vicky looked into her bag and brought out some moisturiser which she started to rub into my tits. 

"I hope it's not that cream that makes them grow" I joked

"I don't" said Tony

I soon went really dreamy as the gentle action of Tony's shaver and the sensuous palms of Vicky's hands relaxed me. I am lucky that despite having 38 inch tits the nipples are very sensitive. Most women I know with big tits don't enjoy that but I soon get turned on. I closed my eyes and after a few minutes the sensation changed and I realised that Vicky was sucking my nipples now and no longer stroking them. Tony had started to lick my newly shaven cunt and the double action of the two tongues together got my juices flowing.

If you haven't had your cunt shaved then I suggest you try it and quick. The sensation is fantastic. Not only does it look good but it feels brilliant and the feelings of the sex act are that much more acute. 

I had no intention of cumming quickly. This was going to be a very slow Sunday indeed. Tony's face was getting completely lost in my dripping twat and his tongue was curling inside me. I desperately wanted something hard in my cunt but I decided that that would only accentuate my orgasm so I would leave my demands unsatisfied – for now. In any case Tony was in control and he knew how to play me like a finely tuned instrument. I felt his fingers reach into my juicy fuck hole and they slowly penetrated me. Then he took them out and stroked them between my arse cheeks. I could tell that he was trying to make the entrance to my back passage nice and slippery.

Vicky had stopped sucking my nipples and had moved up to kiss my forehead. She kissed all of my head and then I felt her hot breath on my mouth as our lips connected in a passionate kiss.
Everything okay?" she asked me

"Everything is fine" I assured her "My man is fingering both my holes and my best friend is snogging me. What more could I need?"

"A fuck?"

"All in good time" I said and didn't get chance to add more as her lips smothered mine again. Our tongues tangled and I could taste her sexy hot breath. She put her fingers between her own legs and must have discovered a very wet hole as she sighed deeply and contentedly as she did so. She then brought her fingers up to her face and put them between our two sets of lips so that we could taste her cunt cream together.

"More" I whispered, so she replaced the fingers in her hot twat and re-coated them with musky love juice. Once again we drank her nectar. She then put her fingers between her legs for a third time but on this occasion when she brought them to our lips they tasted different.

"Mmmm..." I enthused "Your arse tastes just as good"

"Do you want some more?"

"God! Yes please" she visited her holes again and came up with an especially tangy mixture of arse and cunt. I nearly came. 

Tony was still licking my clit and fingering me, and as his two fingers went deep into my arsehole for the third time I finally succumbed to the inevitable orgasm. My whole body convulsed. My two lovers fell away and left me to drift back into the conscious world.

When I did so I found that Tony had started to shave Vicky.

"I wish I'd had a shaven cunt years ago" she was saying as she held her lips so that Tony could make them smooth.

"I love it" he replied "It is so much more enjoyable to eat a woman with a hairless pussy"

"I agree" I added

They turned their heads.

"Back in the land of the living then?" said Tony

"Don't be unkind. It's not my fault if the two of you send me to Mars and back."

"You sure it wasn't Uranus?" joked Vicky

"I think we stopped at someone's anus on the way, certainly" I acknowledged.

"Talking of which madam" Tony said, referring to Vicky "Would you like to kneel on the bed so that I can shave your shaggable shithole?"

"How could a girl resist an invitation so delicately put?"

We all smiled and I watched as Vicky manoeuvred herself in order that her puckered back passage was fully accessible. 

Tony opened her cheeks and smoothly ran the razor down the inside to remove the soft hairs that adorned her tight ringpiece. He repeated the exercise on both sides and then tidied up. He couldn't resist kissing her hole before he let her go and he also gave her a playful lick.

"Right!" said Vicky "Your turn mate"

She was referring to Tony. He looked suitably surprised but I thought it was a great idea. Shave my man! Why not?

"Brilliant" I said "I'll get another blade! 

I disappeared into the bathroom and reappeared with a new Gillette in my hand. Before Tony had a chance to protest we were busy deflowering him so to speak. This was great fun. I held his prick while Vicky shaved his balls and then I took off the bulk of the wiry hair around the base of his cock. It took some time, and we had to get a third razor to complete the job, but when it was finished it looked great. Particularly as by that time he was sporting a stonker of a hard on!

"Right, my boy" I announced "now it's your turn to have your shaggable shithole shaved, to coin a phrase"

Tony got up and knelt on the bed with his head embedded on the pillow. I took up the challenge of smoothing my man's rear entrance. Slowly but surely his tight anal ring became more visible as the hair disappeared. Vicky decided to take his mind off the razor by diving under his body and sucking his ever ready cock. 

"That is nice, really nice" muttered Tony to nobody in particular.

I was busy using a mixture of finger and tongue to clear his arse of the stray hairs that I had depilated. Vicky came up for air and asked how things were going.

"Take a look" I invited.

She complied and ran her cheek and face close to Tony's virtually shaven rear.

"Just like a baby's bum" I said

With a twinkle in her eye, Vicky looked at me and mouthed silently:

"Eminently fuckable"

"How? I asked silently.

"What are you two muttering about?" asked my prostrate boyfriend from the other end of the bed.

"Nothing darling" I said quickly, "You just stay there until we have finished."

Vicky had barely started. She got off the bed and hunted in her bag for something and came up triumphantly holding her strap on. She was pretty adept at putting it on and so it took only a few seconds to get it in position. The pink six inch cock protruded gracefully from her midriff. She then returned to her bag to get some lubricant which she liberally spread over the knob end with all the loving care of someone giving a gentle hand job. She handed me the bottle and I pretended to be massaging Tony's bum.

"Just some oil darling to make your arse even more delectable than it is already" 

I misled him as I stroked his cheeks and let my fingers stray deeper into his anal cleft. I ran the tips across his crinkled hole and then pushed the same two fingers slick with baby oil into his willing anus.  

"Are you sure you don't mind?" asked Vicky quietly.

"Not at all" I assured her "Tony took your anal cherry, so you have every right to bugger him"

I didn't tell her that he was fairly used to being arsefucked particularly by me with a variety of dildos. I let her think it was a new experience and to a certain extent it was, as he had never had Vicky's strap on in his arsehole before had he? 

Vicky moved into position as I moved over. Tony must have thought he was getting a new pair of hands to massage his rear. Little did he know!

The first inclination he had of anything was when the head of the rubber prick started to nuzzle into his crack. 

"Huh?" he muttered.

I jumped on to bed beside him and put my face close to his. 

"Hello lover" I said to put him at ease "My girlfriend would like to bugger you. Is that alright?"

He hardly had time to answer as Vicky's rubber cock started to enter his hairless hole. 

"My God" she said excitedly "this looks fantastic. I can see Tony's arsehole opening and my knob going in. Come and see Jo!"

I bounced up from beside Tony and joined Vicky as her cock started to enter his anus. It looked really sexy. Tony was muttering under his breath:
"Fuck, fuck, fuck" he said as his arsehole dilated and he took the strap on into his rectum. "You scheming bitches! Christ, that is sooooooo good"

I moved behind Vicky so that I could nuzzle against her and play with her tits. They hang beautifully and as she started to arsefuck my man they started to sway in a very voluptuous manner. I wanted to suck them but instead I took her cherry red nipples into my fingers and tweaked hard. She started to squirm. I then took one hand away and reached down and through the belt of the strap into the top of her cunt. She was very wet. My finger slid down her vaginal crack and into her twat. I searched for her clit and started to stimulate it. That made her squirm even more. There wasn't much room. She had penetrated Tony almost totally and the gap between the end of the dildo and her torso was negligible. In fact I thought she was going to trap my hand at one point. I pulled the wet finger out and released myself from the bear hug we were in. I ran the finger down her anal crack and started to stimulate her other hole. The thong of the strap on was wedged firmly in there and I was not going to be able to get access. However the very thought of having my finger in her arse made Vicky excited and she said so as she sodomized my boyfriend. I returned to kiss him as he thrashed around on the bed with Vicky firmly inside him. 

"How's your arse lover boy?" I asked as I let him smell the finger that I had just withdrawn from Vicky's cunt. 

"It's full! This girl knows how to fuck" he replied.

I looked back at Vicky as she continued to gently but firmly arsefuck him. Her magnificent tits were bouncing up and down as she did so. I felt underneath and grabbed Tony's rock hard cock. I started to masturbate him, but I didn't want him to cum just yet. Vicky was pressing hard and stimulating herself as she buggered Tony. So much so that I was taken aback when she announced that she was coming. 

"Fucking hell! I'm coming you bastards! God, I'm right up your shithole and I'm coming!"

"Fuck my arse! Fuck it harder!!"

"I'm fucking it. I'm fucking it! Shit! Shit! shit!"

And on the final shit she climaxed triumphantly. Tony collapsed exhausted and probably a little bit sore though he never admitted it. I was as horny as hell. Vicky fell on the bed on her back with her pink artificial cock sticking straight up in the air. It wasn't entirely pink anymore. There were the inevitable flecks of brown given the intense buggering she had given out. I wasn't going to worry about that. I positioned myself astride the head and sat firmly on it so that it filled my cunt. Vicky opened her eyes to find that she was fucking me now! She reached up and grabbed my tits and started to play with my nipples. As mine are far more sensitive than hers that only resulted in me getting wetter and more randy. 

"God, I'm fucking the cock that fucked my man's arse" I announced. Tony was obviously energised by my description as he crawled over to both of us and started to kiss us in turn. First Vicky and then me. He lingered in each of our mouths and we explored each other with our tongues. He then got off the bed and came round to the back of the bed. He pushed me forward and I found myself locked mouth to mouth with Vicky in a passionate snog. As I enjoyed that he moved behind me and started to guide his cock into my arse. The bastard always knows what I want. I was gagging for a double fuck and he was going to give it to me. 

"Christ I can feel Vicky's strap on in your cunt" he said as his cock slipped into my greasy brown hole.

"So can I!" 

"Come on Tony let's give her a really good hard dp" urged Vicky

And that's exactly what they did. I squirmed and bucked but they never released me from their dual grip. It was an entirely new experience having a rubber cock in my cunt and a real one in my arse at one and the same time.  I came once and thought that they would gave it best, but I hadn't bargained for their stamina and they were determined to continue to fuck me until I came for a second time. I suspected that Tony had been on the verge of shooting his load for a few minutes. Finally he could wait no longer.

"I'm going to cum" he announced "Where do you want it"

"On both of us" shouted Vicky.

Tony immediately pulled out of my arsehole and held his cock between us. I could smell my arse at five feet and revelled in the aroma. Seconds later a huge string of cum shot over my face and caught me on the cheek and forehead. It kept coming. It dripped enticingly from my eyes and nose and Vicky could see that I wanted her to swallow it so she moved her head beneath the long beads and caught them as they fell. She played the spunky mixture around her mouth with her tongue and let me share in the thick white substance before she drank the last drop. 

While she and I were heavily distracted, Tony, still sporting an impressive erection, had returned from whence he had recently come and while the two of us continued to delight in the pleasures of sharing his tasty cum, the bugger put his cock back into my arse. 

"Fucking hell!"  I exclaimed "How much more do you think I can take?"

"I've got one more treat" he said mysteriously and I then felt an extraordinary feeling building inside. The pervert was only pissing in my arse! He was actually giving me a piss enema. I had never experienced anything like it.

Vicky could see the expression on my face changing and asked what was going on.

"Oh God" I blurted out "He's pissing in my arse"

"You dirty bastard" squealed Vicky in pleasure. She would dearly have loved to have got closer but I was effectively pinning her to the bed. She still had her strap on in my cunt. 

"Does it feel good?" she asked

"I've never felt anything like it" I replied, panting with the sheer pleasure of it.

Tony then finished pissing and warned me that he was going to pull out giving me the opportunity to make sure my anal muscles tightened to keep the golden fluid tight in my rectum. Vicky playfully fucked me a couple of times but I screamed for her to stop as I was having trouble keeping control of my faculties. 

Tony gingerly withdrew. I stayed exactly where I was, not daring to move. Obviously I was going to have to eventually. Vicky was still penetrating me and I had to get off her for a start!

"How does it feel?" Tony asked as his face came close to mine and he gave me a tender kiss.

"Like nothing on earth" I said in all honesty. 

I carefully pulled myself up and there was an audible squelch as the dildo slipped out of my cunt. I attempted to stand up and made it after a couple of minutes.

"I can't believe you are standing there with an arse full of piss" said a delighted Vicky. "What do you think would happen if Tony tried to fuck you now?"

"Don't even think about it" I said very quickly. I walked slowly to the bathroom, sat on the loo and let it all rip. Tony and Vicky stood at the door and watched the whole thing. The sense of relief was orgasmic all in itself.

"That was something else" I said as I returned to the bedroom. 

"I would love to feel what it was like" said Vicky. 

"I think that can be arranged" chuckled Tony

We chatted and laughed for a couple of hours enjoying some strong coffee along the way. Needless to say the talk was sexy. All three of us loved to tell each other how we felt about our experiences. 

"You two really are the sexiest pair of fuckers I have ever met" said Vicky.

"Wrong!" chipped in Tony "We three are the sexiest group of perverts in the world. Official!"

"I resent being called a pervert" I said "I am just above average in the need for different types of sex"
"I don't know about being above average" said Vicky "You are off the Richter scale as far as I am concerned"

"More like the sphincter scale" joked Tony

"Talking of which, my arsehole is getting itchy" I said "You know what that means Tony darling. It needs fucking"

"Tough" said Vicky "Its my turn"

"Ladies" interjected Tony "You should know by now that my cock is big enough to share"

He got up and left the room. I assumed he was going for a piss or whatever but he returned from the kitchen with a plastic funnel – the sort that you use for cooking. 

"What's that for?" I asked.

"You'll see" he replied enigmatically and then distracted me by kissing me full on the mouth. He started to tweak one of my nipples which is fatal. I was squirming in no time. Vicky joined in by clamping her mouth on to the other one and sucking. In no time at all we were fucking each other again. Tony's big cock slipped into my cunt before I had time to adjust. Vicky sat on my face and smothered me with her juice.

We changed position after a while and it was her turn to feel full of cock. Tony fucked her hole relentlessly and she was well on the way to cumming when he pulled out and slipped his length into her arse. 




Our Adventures with Vicky Ch. 08



"Oh yes! Yes! Yes!" she cried "How do you always know when I need my arse fucked?"

"Intuition" he replied.

I don't think there was any big secret to Tony's technique by now. He knew we both loved being buggered as often as possible.

I straddled her face and let her lick my arse out. It was incredibly sensitive after the seeing to it had had earlier.

Vicky came in her usual understated manner. Anyone in a five mile radius would have heard!

Immediately Tony got her off her back and on to her knees. He hadn't finished with her.

He leaned over to the bedside table and took up the tube of KY and applied it liberally to the nozzle of the funnel that I had forgotten all about. I looked at him slightly quizzically and then it dawned – we, not just Tony, were going to give Vicky the enema she craved.  

The funnel slipped easily enough into her arsehole. It was nowhere near the circumference of most of the objects she had fitted in of late. The nozzle was quite long and went quite deep.

"What's happening?" she asked

"Never you mind" we replied

Tony then invited me to start the ball rolling or the piss flowing to be more accurate. He had realised that although he could direct his golden fluid straight into Vicky's rectum I could not. We girls are not designed for such precise pisswork! So, using the funnel to aid direction I crouched down, held my cunt open, and started to fill her arse with my piss.

Vicky squealed just like I had done a couple of hours earlier. The coffee had done the trick. My bladder was pretty full and I kept a stream going for forty five seconds at least. Then I stepped aside and Tony stood by the bed and aimed his prick right into the centre of the funnel. Initially his piss stream was too fierce and it sprayed all over her back but he soon got his length and started to fill the funnel.

"Jesus H Christ!!" muttered Vicky through clenched teeth as her arse filled to overflow with the piss of her two favourite lovers. She was reaching underneath herself and frigging her clit for all she was worth. I watched in admiration as three fingers disappearing into her cunt right up to the knuckle. Then, just to complement what was happening above, she started to piss as well, all over her hand which was embedded in her juicy twat. I got on my knees and tried to drink as much of her golden shower as I could. I managed to get my mouth underneath the final spurt and took a generous amount. I stood up and Tony and I exchanged a passionate piss kiss. After our embrace Tony reached over and extracted the funnel slowly from Vicky's arsehole. A few drops leaked out and ran down her crack but otherwise her sphincter did a magnificent job. She rolled over on to her back of her own volition and held her legs open bent at the knee. This position allowed both of us to see her arse and cunt. 

"Bloody hell, that was so erotic" she said and then she amazed us both by announcing:

"Now I need a good hard fuck"

"Are you sure you can take me?" asked Tony "Without any accidents?"

"Just watch me" she said defiantly

"I bloody well intend to" I responded

I knelt down and took Tony's cock into my mouth. I hadn't tasted his prick for ages and I love the feel of it getting hard while my lips are wrapped round it. Not that it needed much more encouragement. Out of the corner of my eye I could see Vicky still splayed in front of us on the edge of the bed. I swear her tight puckered arsehole winked at me! I had marvelled before at the notion that such a small tight opening could accommodate dildos, cocks, vibrators, beads, bottles and anything else we had mutually agreed to insert into it. Now I could marvel at the way she was able to retain a bowel full of piss after we had filled her full of our pee. It was going to take some effort to fuck Tony without any consequences!

I stopped sucking him and pulled him over to her face her spectacular shaven lips. I pushed the knob of his cock against her labia and watched as the helmet slid in. Seconds later full penetration occurred.

"Oh my God!" she cried out "This is something else. Fuck me, you big bastard! Fuck my wet cunt!"

I rested on the bed beside her and kissed her pendulous tits. Her nipples were erect and I bit each of them in turn. I then kissed her across the face and finally on the lips. I held one her massive breasts as I did so.

"Feel good?" I asked, knowing full well what the answer was.

"Fantastic. You were so right. It feels great to be fucked when your arse is full"

Tony looked at me quizzically.

"Have you been giving some of our most intimate secrets away, madam?" he asked with a wry smile, and then returned to concentrate on the job in hand.

"I only told Vicky that I adore being fucked when I need a dump" I said rather sheepishly.

This clearly had a marked effect on both of them as the rhythm stepped up a gear.

"Tell me again" she implored.

I was happy to oblige as the thought turned me on too. I started to play with myself at the prospect.

"I absolutely adore being fucked in the arse when I need a crap. The first time you took me one morning when I was full was out of this world. I want you to fuck my shit every day and leave me gagging for more. Do you hear me lover?"

"I – hear – you" he stammered 

"Will you fuck my shit too? Please?"

"Yes Vicky, of course I will. I want to fuck your shit just like Jo's"

He thrust into Vicky as he said the words and gave her what she wanted, namely a good hard seeing to. Her whole body shock as she came. Tony pulled out and moved across so that I could finish him off with my mouth. I really fancied drinking some cum and he obliged me within a couple of minutes. My eyes and my cheeks both bulged as he shot his load down my throat. For once I decided selfishly not to share my lover's cum with anyone and swallowed it all.

I swear Vicky was still cumming as she moaned quietly in a heap on the bed beside us. It would only be a matter of moments before nature called big time. Sure enough she got off the bed and headed to the bathroom where she fully relieved herself. We were locked in each other's arms, kissing affectionately and petting playfully as she returned to join us.   

"Anyone for tea and cakes?" she asked in a complete non sequitor. 

"I prefer crumpet" Tony replied. 

"Actually, so do we" we added in perfect unison.