5 comments/ 133236 views/ 8 favorites Jack and Julia By: fenrys This is my first story for Literotica. Be gentle, but I welcome any criticism. BONUS! There is the title of a Queen song hidden in the story. If you find it, consider yourself high-fived! Pete's mom was a pin-up model. Well, she used to be, anyway. It used to be a secret until somebody's dad showed up drunk at the football team's end of the year banquet, waving around magazines with her pictures. It had been close to twenty years since she'd done anything – well, since she was visibly pregnant with Pete. Nearly twenty years, but she still looked damn good. Pete's dad had died a few years after Pete was born, and his mother hadn't remarried. The other guys made fun of Pete for it for a while – hey, Pete, your mom's a whore! But Pete could knock just about anybody out. So the jokes didn't last very long. Still, all his friends loved hanging out at his house, because his mom had big titties and a nice ass, and she wasn't very shy. She especially wasn't very shy around Pete's best friend Jack – Jack was bigger than Pete, with black hair and bright green eyes. Pete's mom – her name was Julia – was always inviting Jack over to spend the night with Pete, or to help with yard work, or move furniture or something. She always stood a little too close to him, always looked at him in a way that made him a little nervous. Jack was on the football team, but at heart he was a nerd. Whenever he wasn't playing football, he read science fiction novels, or fiddled with all the electronics around the house. Plenty of girls liked him, but he'd never gotten laid – he'd only ever been on a few dates. One afternoon, Jack and a couple other guys were hanging out at Pete's house. It was really hot that day, and they decided to walk a couple miles down to the lake for a swim. The other guys already had their trunks on, but Jack needed to change. He spent so much time at Pete's house that he left a bag of clothes there, including swimming shorts. "You guys go ahead," Jack said. "I gotta take a leak and change. I'll catch up in a bit." Jack headed into Pete's room and changed his shorts. Humming a song to himself, he walked into the bathroom and – "Oh, Jesus, Julia, I forgot you were here!" He stumbled backwards and tried not to look, but he couldn't help himself. Pete's mom was standing in front of the full length mirror in the bathroom, bare-ass naked. Jack was stunned. It looked like she was masturbating and watching herself. She was covered by a fine sheen of sweat, and her waist-length red hair clung to her back. She was shorter than Jack – he was six feet tall, and she was maybe five foot five. Her tits looked enormous on her small frame, and her nipples were small and dark. Jack tried to mumble an apology, but the words got lost somewhere between his brain and his mouth. "I, uh, that is, uh, oh man, I didn't, uh..." His voice trailed off. Julia was making no effort to cover herself; in fact she seemed to be enjoying Jack's discomfort. She stood there looking at him, a glint in her eye and a smirk on her mouth, resting one hand on her hip. One part of Jack's mind kept telling his eyes to close, and the other kept saying "Shut up, you, we've got better things to do than not look." Julia stepped right up to Jack and ran a hand over his bare chest. He felt like he was being electrocuted. His cock was rock hard in his shorts. She put her arms around his waist and pulled him right up against her. Her tits pressed against his chest, and his erection pressed against her naked thighs. Her flesh felt burning hot against his. "Julia –" He tried to speak. She interrupted him. "You like me, don't you Jack?" She purred. "I – yes, yes, I like you very much." She smiled at him. "I thought so." She stood up on her toes and pulled his head down, and kissed him on the mouth. Her tongue crawled past his lips and swirled around. For a few seconds, Jack was too stunned to even blink, and then his wits caught up with him. He kissed her back, pressing his mouth hard onto hers. His arms, which had been hanging limply by his sides the entire time, wrapped themselves around her back and squeezed her tightly. One hand slid down and grabbed her ass. She moaned quietly and separated herself from him. With a mischievous look in her eyes, she lowered herself to her knees, running her tongue down his chest as she went. She made it all the way down, and kissed Jack right above the waist of his shorts. She pulled them down a little, and kissed him again, pulled them down more, kissed him again. Finally she got his shorts all the way off, and his solid, throbbing seven inches jumped out at her. She ooh'd quietly, and kissed the base of his cock. Jack's breath caught in his throat. She moved upwards, kissing every inch, before reaching the head. She kissed it right on the tip, and flicked her tongue around the edge of it. Jack grunted. He was working extremely hard not to come right then. He squeezed his eyes shut, and reached down and ran his fingers through her hair. Julia wrapped her mouth around the head of his cock, sucking gently. Her tongue swirled madly around it. Jack opened his eyes and looked down at her, and she looked right back at him. She stared in his eyes unblinkingly as she slowly swallowed the entire length of his cock. Jack broke eye contact, and threw his head back. "Oh, Jesus. This is incredible." She grabbed his balls and tugged on them gently, rolling them around in her hand. She slid her mouth off his dick, then licked the underside from the root to the tip. She sucked on the head again, before going all the way down again. Her tongue squeezed out between his dick and her lips, and lightly licked his balls. "Oh, Julia, I don't know if I can –" She cut him off by very quickly moving her head back, and then she started bobbing on his cock as quickly as she could. She took in the whole length every time, inhaling as she withdrew, exhaling as she swallowed it again. Jack didn't last much longer. He didn't manage to tell her, all he could do was growl, but she knew, and she sped up. Jack cried out and came violently in the back of her throat. She moaned quietly around his dick, as it twitched and shot rope after rope of come. She went all the way down and licked his balls while he came. She swallowed every drop. After what seemed like forever, Jack stopped. He realized he'd been holding his breath, and exhaled loudly. Slowly, Julia removed herself from his cock, and licked her lips as she stared up at him. Jack wiped the sweat from his brow. "That was amazing. How did you... I mean, Jesus." Julia laughed a little. "It's a kind of magic." She stood up and grabbed his softening dick. 'Come with me." She pulled on it like a leash and led him out of the bathroom and down the hall, into her bedroom. She stood in front of the bed and turned to face him. She pulled his head down and kissed him briefly. "My turn." She lay back onto the bed. Jack figured he knew what he was supposed to do, although he didn't exactly know how to do it. He'd snuck a few looks at his older brother's dirty magazines before, and seen pictures, but they didn't come with instructions. What the hell, he figured. He got down on his knees and pulled her legs apart. Her bush was as red as the hair on her head. He leaned in closer. She smelled clean but slightly musky. She must have just gotten out of the shower a few minutes before he caught her, but had sweated since then. He took a deep breath, and went for it. He licked straight up from the bottom of her pussy to the clit, and sucked on it briefly. He worked his tongue all around, dipping briefly into her. He worked for a few minutes, lapping up her juices and sucking on her clitoris. After a bit, Julia grabbed his hair and lifted his head up slightly. She smiled at him. "You're not bad, honey, but you could use some practice. You'll get better. Come up here." Jack wasn't sure whether to be insulted or what, but he pushed the thoughts aside and crawled up onto the bed. He stood over her on all fours, knees by her hips and hands by her head. He leaned down and kissed her on the mouth. She lightly ran her nails across his chest and stomach. Jack broke away from her lips and leaned in deeper, and kissed the side of her neck, and in the little valley where her neck met her shoulder. He gently bit her and continued to kiss her. He had leaned over resting entirely on one arm, and she grabbed his other hand. She pulled it down to her pussy and rubbed herself with his hand. Jack got the idea and started doing it on his own, and she wrapped her arms around his back. Jack's dick was already hard as iron again as he felt Julia buck slightly against his hand. Her pussy was soaked, now. He slid a finger into it and began to slowly fuck her. She moaned as she kissed him. She began to buck harder, and bit his lip while he fingered her. Jack's hand was dripping with her juices. He felt her muscles start to tighten, and she yelped a little bit. Julia pulled her cunt off of Jack's hand. "What's wrong?" Jack asked. "Not yet," Julia said. Jack shrugged and continued to kiss her. He moved his free hands up to her tits and gently groped her. He broke away from her mouth and slipped one of her nipples into his mouth. He looked up at her. "How big are these?" She smiled and laughed. "34D," she said. Jack thought for a second. "I don't know what that means," Jack said. Julia laughed again. "It means – oh, who gives a damn. Roll over." Jack obliged, and lay on his back. Julia straddled him, sitting on his legs just beneath his cock. She grasped it with one hand and stroked him lightly, and played with her pussy with her free hand. Jack reached up and grabbed her tits again, squeezing and releasing them. He rubbed her nipples between his fingers. Julia closed her eyes, sat up a bit, moved forward, and began to lower herself onto Jack's cock. He felt her hot wetness part before him, as she slowly slipped onto him. She got all the way down, and exhaled softly. She leaned forward and pressed her tits onto his chest. "Oh, Jack, you don't know how long it's been," she whispered. He wrapped his arms around her back and pumped his dick in and out of her cunt. He put both hands on her ass and moved her with him. She groaned and nibbled on his ear. Jack squeezed his eyes shut, and tried his damndest not to shoot his load yet. He was suddenly more grateful for the blowjob – if he hadn't come so hard already, he wouldn't have lasted this long fucking her. Still, he was close to the edge. He needed an excuse to stop for a few seconds. Keeping his arms wrapped tight around her, he sat up. She wrapped her arms around his back and kissed his neck. Jack scooted to the edge of the bed, and – making sure to keep his dick firmly planted in her cunt – carefully stood up. He walked over to the large, extremely heavy – he knew because he helped Pete put it in here – oak dresser, and set Julia on it. Moving her had let him catch his breath, and delayed his orgasm. He started to fuck her again, at first slowly, and then quicker. Julia was breathing hard on his neck, and was kissing him ferociously. Faster than he wanted, he felt himself nearing orgasm, and he slowed down drastically. He fucked her in shallower strokes. After a few moments of that, he sped up again, and found that Julia was breathing harder than before. He worked in cycles, then, intentionally speeding up and slowing down. Her breathing became ragged, and very suddenly, he felt her pussy tighten in waves around his cock. She yelped and pulled herself tight against him, lifting her ass off the dresser. As she came, Jack fucked her faster yet, and before she was finished, he came harder than he ever had before. He squeezed her so hard he thought he would break her back as he shot his wad deep in her cunt. He growled loudly and slammed his dick into her hard as he came. She kept coming, and so did he for nearly a minute. Finally they were both spent, and he set Julia down on the dresser. She leaned back against the wall, breathing heavily, and Jack's head rested on the wall next to hers. Slowly his softening cock withdrew from her dripping wet pussy. Julia began to laugh quietly to herself. "What are you laughing about?" Jack asked. "Nothing," Julia replied. "I always laugh after I come, I can't help it." She began to laugh louder, and soon Jack was laughing with her. Suddenly, Jack remembered that he was supposed to be swimming with his friends. He kissed Julia on the mouth. "I have to go, we're going swimming." She looked him in the eyes for a few seconds. "Okay. I think after you're done swimming, you should spend the night over here. You and Pete can go to the movies, and I'll cook dinner. Later..." She gave him the look that used to make him nervous. "Don't look at me like that, or I might not go swimming for another ten or twenty minutes," he joked. She laughed and kissed him again. "Hurry up, then, and get out of here before they come back for you." Jack and Julia Ch. 02 For Jack, the summer of 1965 is turning out to be a very exciting time. For one, he has just lost his virginity to his best friend's Mom. He can tell that this is going to be a fun few months. Jack's head was not at the lake with his friends. He couldn't stop thinking of earlier in the day, when his best buddy Pete's mom had fucked him. He horsed around with his friends, but he kept thinking about how her tongue had felt, wrapped around the tip of his cock. He absent-mindedly dunked Pete underwater, all the while thinking of his dick in Julia's cunt. After a few hours, they left the lake. Pete and Jack returned to Pete's house, where Jack was to spend the night. He spotted Julia as they walked through the back door into the kitchen. She gave no indication of her lust for Jack while Pete was present, but as soon as he had left the room, she threw him a devilish look and quickly slid over to him. Julia stood on her toes and kissed Jack's neck, and grabbed his penis through his shorts. She looked up at him. "Later..." She said, and then left the room. Jack's heart was racing, and he planted his hands on the table and leaned over. His dick had instantly become rock hard, and he was afraid Pete would see when he came back in the kitchen. "Hey man, you alright?" Pete asked. "You look a little flushed." "Nothing," Jack said. "Just a little tired from, uh, swimming." Pete grabbed a snack from the pantry, and got something for Jack. By then he had caught his breath and his dick had deflated. They changed their clothes, and headed out on their bikes to catch a movie. When they returned, the house smelled like fried chicken. They walked into the kitchen to find the table covered with food. Julia was already eating. "Help yourselves to whatever you want," she said, her eyes on Jack. His pulse quickened a little bit. Pete sat down at the end of the table, and Jack sat across from Julia. As they ate, every so often she would run her foot up his leg, and prod his groin. Jack could not help himself from making a little noise, and he groaned quietly. "Jack?" Pete asked. Jack blushed. "It, uh, that is, the chicken, is, uh, really good," he said, taking care not to look at Pete lest he divine meaning from his expression. Julia giggled and worked his cock even harder. His dick felt like iron, and she had it pressed against his thigh and was running her toes along it at an ever-faster pace. Very suddenly, Jack felt he was about to come. He shoved his chair backwards, and spun quickly away from Pete. "I gotta use the bathroom, sorry," he said. He jumped out of his chair and trotted away into the living room, making sure that Pete couldn't see his dick tenting his shorts. Julia smiled a mischievous smiled and looked at Pete. "Is Jack alright?" Pete shrugged. "He's always a little weird," he answered. Jack stood in the bathroom catching his breath. Holy shit! He was stunned. Pete was right there, and Julia was jerking him off with her foot. She is an amazing woman, he thought. He considered masturbating to alleviate the pressure, but resolved to save it for later that night, after Pete was asleep. After the steel rod in his pants had returned to normal he headed back to the kitchen, where Julia and Pete were cleaning up. "I'll save the rest, you can eat it tomorrow," Julia said. Suddenly she yawned a very theatrical yawn and turned to face Jack. She raised her arms above her head, stood on her toes and stretched hard backwards. Her tits pulled her thin white t-shirt tight, and Jack could clearly see her nipples. His cock twitched. "Well, I'm bushed," she said. "I'm gonna hit the sack. You boys don't stay up too late." She walked out of the kitchen past Jack, and winked at him. Very quickly, she pinched his ass. Jack jumped a little. I can't take much more of this, he thought. He could practically feel the hormones rushing through him. Jack and Pete finished cleaning the kitchen, then headed into the living room and watched TV for a while. After a while, Pete began to snore quietly on the couch. Jack waited a bit, and then got up. He smacked Pete on the shoulder. "Hey, man, time to crash," he said. "I'm going to bed." Pete wiped a bit of drool from his mouth and grunted in agreement. Jack headed down the hallway to the guest room. They called it the guest room, anyway, even though he slept there three or four nights a week. He didn't bother to undress, and lay down on top of the blankets, resting his head on his hands. He was at no risk of falling asleep. After a few minutes, he heard Pete walk into his room and shut the door. He waited another agonizing ten minutes before hearing him faintly snoring again. His pulse racing with anticipation, Jack quietly crawled off the bed. Being sure to make as little noise as possible, he padded down the hallway to Julia's room. At the door, he hesitated briefly. He knew she was expecting him, but he was still a little nervous. Gritting his teeth, he quickly opened the door, darted into the room, and shut it behind him. His breath caught in his throat at the sight on the bed. Julia was wearing a short, see-through nightgown with nothing underneath, resting against the headboard of the bed. The light in the room was low, with only a small lamp in the corner lit. She gave him a come-hither look, and beckoned to him with her finger. With renewed confidence, Jack strode to her bed. He stood at the side of it, and drank her in with his eyes. She didn't move except to turn and look at him. Her eyes lowered to the growing bulge in his pants. Jack stuck his hand in her hair and turned her head back towards his face. "You are a cruel, cruel woman, do you know that?" He asked her. She smiled that devilish smile, and caressed his cock through his shorts. Jack got onto the bed, kneeling between her legs. He pulled her off the headboard, grabbed the nightgown and slid it over her head. Her long, unbound red hair cascaded back over her shoulders and sparkled like dark fire in the low light. Jack grabbed a tit with each hand and massaged them gently, licking each nipple in turn. Julia's hands were busy, too – one drifted down to her pussy and rubbed her clit. The other grabbed Jack's cock and squeezed. Determined to be in control, Jack made no sound, reacting only by redoubling his efforts on her huge breasts. After a few minutes Julia began to rock harder against her own hand, sliding it faster and faster over her lips and clit. It became evident to Jack that she was nearing orgasm. Sensing an opportunity for revenge, Jack grabbed her hand just as she was about to come, and moved it away. A look of surprise crossed her face. He wrapped his other arm around her waist and pulled her closer to him, then laid her down. He pinned her arms away from her body by the wrists. "Turnabout," he said, as he leaned down and nibbled on her ear, "is fair play." He kissed her mouth, crushing his lips into hers. He felt her squirm beneath him, and knew that her cunt ached. He still had not removed his shorts. Julia managed to get one of her legs between his, and wrapped it around his thigh. She pulled herself up to him and grinded her pussy against him. Jack continued to kiss her ferociously, moving down her neck to her tits, and back up again. Her small body was covered in sweat. He felt her begin to quiver, and she sped her movements up. He could tell she was nearing climax again, and moved away from her. Again, a look of surprise crossed her face. He pulled her arms to her side and kept hold of her wrists as he moved down her body. He lowered his head between her sweating and quivering thighs. She didn't say a word. Julia's unshaven pussy was soaking wet, and was as red as if she had been sunburned. Her lips and clit were engorged. Jack worked his tongue around where her thighs ended, slowly working closer to the center. She moved her hips to try and catch his mouth, but he studiously avoided her. He licked and kissed around her opening, but never touched it. After a few minutes she moaned, and Jack finally moved his actions to her lips. He started low, circling her hole, moving upwards slowly. He reached her clit and licked it lightly. Julia went "Ooh," and pressed herself into his mouth. Jack backed off, until she lowered her hips again. Her arms struggled lightly against him, to no avail. He worked again all around, licking her cunt and driving his tongue into her. He sucked on her clit, using his tongue as best he could. He could feel her tightening, ready to come again. Before she did, he stopped. She moaned again. Jack smiled to himself. When she calmed, he started again, focusing only on her clitoris, but lighter this time. Quicker than before, she almost came. He stopped again. Jack repeated this again and again, till he was hardly making contact with her, yet she yearned harder than ever before. She nearly came one last time, and Jack stopped again. Julia was breathing hard, as if she'd been running a marathon. Her cunt was quivering, dripping, soaking the sheets. Jack leaned in very close, not quite touching her, and blew gently on her clit. Julia grunted and gritted her teeth. Her eyes were squeezed shut. With a prolonged moan she raised her hips off the bed and came, hard. Jack sat up a bit and put his mouth on her cunt, sucking on her clit. Her hips bucked over and over again, still moaning, grinding into Jack's mouth. Juices flowed faster than ever, and she wrapped her hips around Jack and squeezed. She kept coming for more than a minute, moaning and grunting and bucking, all the while Jack's tongue worked hard around her pussy. Finally, after what seemed like forever, her hips came to rest on the bed. She was breathing hard, and quietly gasped out, "Oh my God." She began to laugh, like before, as Jack released his grip on her wrists. He gave her pussy one more good lick, and her whole body twitched. She didn't say anything else, and Jack didn't need any words. He sat up and unzipped his shorts, removing first one leg, and then the other. His dick stood up at a nearly forty-five degree angle in front of him. Jack walked on his knees over Julia, and placed his dick between her tits. He squeezed them together and fucked her that way for a few minutes. Every time the head of his cock poked out between them she quickly licked it. After a bit Jack felt his balls begin to churn, and backed off. He moved forward a few inches and placed the tip of his cock on her lips. She kissed it gently, and licked lightly around the rim. Finally she opened her mouth, and Jack placed it inside. Julia moved her head back and forth slowly, taking in as much as she could from that angle. Jack knew she could swallow the whole thing, but was glad that she couldn't right now, because he wasn't sure he'd last long if she did. He wanted to go as long as possible before blowing his load this time. When they'd fucked earlier, it had barely lasted ten minutes. He wanted to make this time count. After a few minutes, Jack placed his hand on the back of Julia's head, holding it there. He began to fuck her mouth slowly, gaining speed as he went. Her tongue worked fast as he did so. Again he could feel his balls begin to tighten, and he stopped. He backed up over her body until he was between her legs. He placed his hands under her thighs and lifted her hips off the bed, pulling her close at the same time. Julia reached down and guided his cock towards her pussy. She was still dripping wet, pulsing slightly from her orgasm earlier. She grinded her hips along his shaft for a moment, teasing him. Finally, she placed the tip in between her lips. Jack thrust forwards, burying his whole member in her pussy in one motion. She gasped, and closed her eyes. Jack pulled out almost all the way, then slammed it back in. Julia gasped again. Jack gained speed quickly, fucking her as fast and hard as he dared. She moaned, louder and louder as he went. Jack was nearly hypnotized by the motion of her tits while he railed her. His balls were screaming at him, but he concentrated hard, working against some reptilian part of his brain that wanted nothing more than to ejaculate. He could feel her orgasm start – she suddenly stopped making noise and held her breath. Her back arched and she grabbed handfuls of sheets. He could feel her pussy start tightening in waves around his cock, and his balls screamed louder. Jack was determined to last, however, and started reciting poems in his head to keep himself from coming. The first one that came to mind was one by Robert Frost that they'd read in class. Some say the world will end in fire, Some say in ice. From what I've tasted of desire I hold with those who favor fire. But if it had to perish twice, I think I know enough of hate To say that for destruction ice Is also great And would suffice. He had to recite the poem three times as she came, and by the time she was finished he had begun trying to fashion a tune to go with the poem. Finally she stopped, and she collapsed, breathlessly, onto the bed. With a grunt he removed himself from her pussy, and sat back. Julia sighed contentedly, and Jack squeezed his eyes shut. His balls were still threatening to shoot his load all over her belly, and he wasn't even touching his cock. Julia rolled over onto her stomach and looked back over her shoulder at Jack. Gritting his teeth, Jack assumed the pushup position, resting heavily on one arm to guide his cock into her cunt. Julia reached back suddenly and grabbed him. His cock twitched, threatening again. Julia shook her head. "We're going to try something a little different, now," she said, and grinned at him. She lifted his cock up slightly, and pressed it against the dark rosebud of her asshole. Jack looked at her questioningly. She nodded. "This used to be my favorite, but it's been a long time." She let go of Jack's cock. Jack grabbed himself and pressed gently into her. It resisted at first, but after a moment she relaxed, and his cock began to slide into her asshole. It was much tighter than her cunt. "Oh God," Jack croaked. Julia laughed. Jack knew that he wouldn't last long inside her ass, but resolved to hang on until she came again. Finally the entire head of his cock popped into her. His steely erection throbbed. "Mmm," went Julia. "Keep going." Jack took a deep breath and pressed harder, sliding every inch into her asshole. When he got all the way in, Julia slid a hand under herself and began to rub her soaking wet pussy. Her waist-length hair was stuck to her back with sweat. She squeezed Jack's cock with her asshole, and Jack groaned again. He pulled most of the way out and slid back in, then repeated, gaining speed with every stroke. Julia continued to rub her clit while he fucked her. He began to fuck her in earnest, going faster and faster. Julia moaned louder and louder and began to buck her hips against her hand. She was sticking fingers inside herself now, crushing her clit with the ball of her hand. Jack fucked her ass harder and harder, the heat and tightness nearly driving him mad. All of a sudden Julia inhaled sharply. "Oh – oh Jack –" Her hips bucked harder than ever, and she came. She emitted a high-pitched squeal, and her ass squeezed Jack's cock so hard that he thought he'd never be able to piss again. She began breathing in quick and shallow breaths, and her whole body quivered. Jack's balls finally triumphed over his resolve, and he came, too. For a few seconds, Jack lost his vision. All he could see was white. He growled as he shot come deep into her bowels over and over and over again. He felt like he was shooting his central nervous system out through his dick. He grabbed her hips and pulled her back onto him. She continued to come and so did he, her hips bucking against him as his balls seemingly pulled matter from another universe and launched it into her ass. Finally their orgasms slowed down, and his vision returned. He still pumped jizz into her, and his legs were shaking. So was Julia. After an eternity they stopped, and Jack dropped her back onto the bed. There were a few moments of silence broken only by the sounds of the two of them gulping air, and then Julia began to laugh again. Jack lowered his body onto hers, his dick still in her ass. He kissed her neck, and removed himself from her with an audible pop. A dribble of come followed his cock, flowing onto the sweat-soaked sheets. They lay together like that for a few minutes, Jack running his hands along Julia's sides, gently caressing her. After a bit, Jack felt himself slowly drifting to sleep, and realized that it would be an awful thing for Pete to find them like this in the morning. He rolled off of Julia and sat up. "I'm... I'm gonna go to bed," he said sleepily. Julia rolled onto her back and yawned. "Yeah, okay," she answered. Jack grabbed another handful of titty and leaned down and kissed her for a long time. Finally he got up and ambled out of her bedroom back to his own, where he collapsed upon the bed and fell asleep almost instantly.