6 comments/ 143794 views/ 18 favorites 101 Reasons Not to Become a OBGYN By: blackstallion21 101 Reasons Why Not to Become a Gynecologist… (…And the gruesome, grotesque, and sometimes funny stories behind the scenes!) By: Stephen M. Brown Inspired By: Erin Marie Rizor DISCLAIMER: The Following Story is completely and totally fictional. All of the characters are completely fictional with a true 100% real fact at the beginning of each chapter… If you are offended by certain sexual thoughts, facts, or stories, please stop reading now. Of Course, if you are curious about ANYTHING you think you are about to read, enjoy the story! At one point in everyone's life the ridiculous gets a try. No matter what it is, we all do something dumb to our bodies. Or there is always the more upsetting side of the world around us, and that happens to be diseases. Some of which we can help, and some of which we can't, but as far as I'm concerned, a condom is the best remedy next to pure abstinence to solve 95% of the problems that we may run into… So, now that is out of the way, and I have done my job as a Licensed Obstetrician and Gynecologist, I think I would like to get on to the real story… Abigail Natasha Henderson, MD, OBGYN, is my full name and title, and you best bet I am proud of every letter that follows my name after all of the schooling that I had to endure in order to get them. I have a fifteen member practice that I co-own with another doctor, and I think I rather enjoy my life. My job has its perks and its grief though. I've gone on a couple of dates with a few patients when I was still exploring with females before I got married to my wonderful husband and I had my two beautiful twin daughters. But I can't always say that I love my job because I have also had my few run-ins with some terrible things. My patients like to come to my office in emergency situations verses going to the hospital emergency room. Not only because I have been known to be cheaper; but also because in certain situations a doc at the emergency room may be a male, or may be a lot more interested in the patients misfortune then in correcting the situation. I know you are totally lost, but I will explain soon enough. Marquise Matthew Kelly is my male counterpart in the doctor's office. He may or may share a few of his situations in the exam room, but I just wanted to introduce him just incase. He has also had his share of fun and interesting adventures so as a matter of fact, I will introduce him, and he will share at least one of his run-ins. So sit back and enjoy… and try not to throw up… I. My Job. An obstetrician is a physician who has successfully completed specialized education and training in the management of pregnancy, labor, and pueperium (the time-period directly following childbirth). A gynecologist is a physician who has a successfully completed specialized education and training in the health of the female reproductive system, including the diagnosis and treatment of disorders and diseases. ~*~ As an Obstetrician/ Gyno, I of course examine the female body. I prep ladies for pregnancy, I have delivered countless babies, am a professional at administering PAP smears/ mammograms, have given good and bad news about diseases, cancers, and the hole nine yards. I have a library of over 400 patients and I could name seventy-five percent of them by first glance. I also respond to an internet blog called "Ask Abby" (no relationship to Dear Abby…) that I check twice weekly. I have also appeared on Oprah, Dr. Phil, and Maury's talk shows on more than one occasion. For the most part, I have a decent practice. I make great money, but I am in no way wealthy. Marc has been a friend of mine for a few years, and we went to school together. So when we graduated, we got a loan from the bank and opened a practice and before either one of us new it, we were hiring more and more people to keep up with demand. He is married to a beautiful Arabian woman that I lusted after so hard that I begged Marc to hire her as my personal assistant. (No I haven't slept with her, she is married to my partner and I am married too, but it is nice to stare at her and its wonderful giving her check-ups!) But enough blubbering, onto the story, or shall I say stories. Here are a few instances that I ran into and had to think twice about the end result. I changed the names to protect the innocent, but I think you will get the point. II. Puberty (the perfect place to start) Puberty is a transitional stage between childhood and adulthood when secondary sexual changes occur, fertility is achieved and skeletal growth is completed Breast development, public and auxiliary hair, increase in body fat mass, development of the labia, vagina, uterus and breast ducts, penis, and stimulation of skeletal growth are all signs and symptoms of puberty. Different girls go through this stage at different points in their life. This brings me to my first story. Funny? I thought so but of course I didn't laugh in the face of my patient but in the private quarters of my office, I'm allowed aren't I? I met Kaitlyn through a family acquaintance and when she was of age, she came to my practice. Since our first meeting, she had gotten a few years older, and was now nineteen, but I still think she was quite silly to go through this and actually have this happen. Kate and her then boyfriend were engaging in sexual acts, (as much as you can at, 19) and decided to play with food. (***This brings me to my next Doc's Note, FOOD BELONGS IN THE KITCHEN and your mouth only! Yeah, we like to play with chocolate sauce, and we buy edible paints, and edible panties, and such, but I think we need to be more careful with our clean up practices ladies!) Yeah, I have gotten different teens in with pieces of cucumber, banana, hot dogs, kielbasa, carrots, and even celery stuck in their private places, but this one took the cake! (Not literally…) Lets Talk Fruit, but first, let's talk smells… (Yeah more literature…) It is normal for every woman's vagina to have a unique smell. Becoming familiar with the healthy smell of your vagina can help you determine when there is a problem. Changes in vaginal smell occur throughout the menstrual cycle but can also result from yeast infections, sexually transmitted infections. With that said, now, let's talk Cling Peaches!!! Kat and her boyfriend decided to eat and stick canned cling peaches up her pretty little young vagina. Sounds fun doesn't it? Loads of fun… until Kat stuck well let's say four and a half pieces up her hole and only returned on four of them. If that's not bad enough, she didn't know that it was up there, (believe it or not) and when she went to have sex about a week later, dear sweet boyfriend wouldn't enter into the joy of Kat's world because of the foul stench that emanated from it! Two days later when I had an open spot to accept Kate into my office, laid back on the exam table with her feet in the stirrups, I proceeded to examine the stench pervading from her pretty pink hot box. Upon sticking my fingers up inside her warm (but quite smelly) vagina, I pulled out a piece of a peach and Kate's face immediately turned red. "Well Kaitlyn, the next time you decide to play with your food, either douche thoroughly or make sure you get all of it from inside the folds of your flower." I said throwing the nasty piece of fruit into the garbage. Straightening out her denim jean skirt and pulling up her HelloKitty™ panties, Kaitlyn kissed my cheek and thanked me and left the exam room. ~Needless to say, to this day, I still don't know how she did that, and I still refuse to eat cling peaches!!! (And so does Kat from what I understand!) III. Masturbation And two-thirds of women admit to pleasuring themselves three times a week, with women in London finding the time for four sessions every seven days. (And funny, but the ratio of women to men that masturbate with inanimate objects is far greater than you would expect! Partially because we as women have a hole to pleasure when men have a pole that they can play with, and it is sometimes harder to pleasure ourselves as women because of the nerve endings in the vagina.) With men, of course you know that the ratio and percentile are much, much higher… all the men I know believe in the tacky saying; 'Once a day keeps the doctor away.' (Facts and findings prove otherwise but who's to stop them from pleasuring themselves??) As a doctor I've heard and seen a lot from women as I stated. From hot dogs, to electric toothbrushes, to glass bottles that created too much suction… Some guys do the same; (but for some reason they don't get as many things stuck…) golf balls, vibrating eggs, and much of the same thing when it comes to sticking things in their asses so they can stimulate the prostate to create a better orgasm. But again, girls, and even grown women though, are none other than relentless! I even had a girl go as far as coming into my office all bruised up because she got off when someone kicked her vagina. (Don't ask! To each her own…) But none of my patients stick out quite like Chloe when it comes to masturbation. Chloe was a squirter. For those of you that are clueless, here is a little background info on the female ejaculation. A woman's ejaculate is expelled from the urethra, the same place where urine comes out from. Studies have found that the clear liquid is not urine at all, the fluid doesn't look like urine, doesn't smell like urine, and it has been proven in many chemical analyses that it is not urine. These women produce a small amount of clear fluid which has only trace amounts of uric acid; this indicates the fluid comes through the urethra, but does not come from the bladder. In essence, the fluid that is expelled from the vagina during an orgasm is the female equivalent to sperm and for those of you that can vouch, it feels SO DAMN GOOD! Although every female has the capability to squirt, not all females master the power to harness this talent and therefore never feel the joy of having an ejaculate orgasm. Sorry ladies! Moving On! So back to Chloe… the nurse practitioner took Chloe into the exam room and instructed her to do all of the necessary steps to prep her for my entre. She was just here for a routine check up. And at 23, and a single mother to the world's cutest baby girl, Chloe was normally a healthy girl. RN Calmer finished taking Chloe's vitals and asking questions, and left the room for me to take over. I normally pride myself on being rather prompt about getting into the next room because I have a lot of patients that come through my office daily. The patient before Chloe was Autumn, a 7month pregnant and lactating mother-to-be so she had a little extra attention from me. She was normally seen by Dr. Kelly, but he was off on vacation that particular week. No problem for Chloe though. She was already completely nude under the smock, and her pussy was dripping wet with the anticipation of the awaiting cock that was promised to her after she left the doctors office. She had just finished text messaging her ex-boyfriend Timmy who was just getting out of work and was hot and horny. Sitting back on the exam table and placing her feet in the stirrups, Clo moved the smock to the side and started rubbing her now swollen pussy lips to try to relieve the sexual tension. Her hard clit was poking its head from the sleeve and making its presence known. A gasp escaped her lips as she took her free hand to her pert breasts as her tiny nipple pointed to the ceiling. She pinched her hard nipples and now frigged her hard clit as she felt the strong orgasm building deep down in the pit of her stomach. By this time I had finished with Autumn, who was also a struggling 23 year old who hadn't had sex since she conceived her child because her boyfriend refused to touch her. 'Pregnant women are fat and disgusting,' were his words exactly, so Autumn was having a really hard time with her pregnancy and her self image since she was originally 120 pounds and five foot two inches tall and had gained a whopping forty pounds in her pregnancy. I switched paperwork and headed towards the exam room that housed the now sexually frustrated and almost ready to burst Chloe. ~*~ I knocked on the door lightly and proceeded in. Just barely and in the knick of time, Chloe covered herself back up with the paper smock, but as a female, I know the distinct smell of an aroused pussy, and she also gave herself away by wiping her fingers that were glistening with pussy juice on the gown. (Not to mention the sweat beads that lined her forehead.) "I hope I didn't interrupt anything Clo. But how are you doing ma'am?" "Fine, Dr. H, how are you?" she huffed out trying to catch her breath. "I'm well. Would you like to remove the gown completely today or would you just like me to give you your exam around it." I asked as Chloe's flushed pale face lost all pigment all together. "Whatever you'd like Doc." She managed to choke out. I gave her a second to calm down and I started by examining her breasts for lumps after I lifted the gown completely over Chloe's head. I managed to sneak a peak towards her lower abdomen and bright pink pussy lips awaited my touch and I could see the juices that escaped her precious hole. The paper on the exam table was also completely saturated and small streams of juice also glistened on the inside of her thighs. As I rubbed my gloved hands over Chloe's breast and groped her furiously, I accidently brushed her left nipple and she inhaled sharply. A sinister idea appeared in my head and I decided to act on it. Chloe's precious stomach was rising and falling as she took and expelled breath. Hard nipples sat atop of their mountainous peaks and a very hot, very wet sexy and aroused Chloe was raring and ready to go. I took the exam glove off of my right hand and gently touched her stomach. I slowly ran my hand down her beautiful body and to her dripping pussy. I could feel the steam rising from her body and I couldn't help but to rub the tiny tuft of red hair that she had carved out in a beautiful landing strip leading to the sweet cherry pie she just had her fingers in. "Please Dr Abby, Make me cum!" she whispered. Now completely aroused myself; that was all I had to hear to take things to the next level. I had made a promise to Dr. Kelly and myself that I would never have sex at work, and I wasn't about to break that pact now, (even though Kelly broke it to me, but I digress…) but I never said I couldn't get anyone else off. I rubbed Chloe's bright red hair and stroked around her clit with my fingertips and played with her beautiful nipple with my left hand. "aw… Abby…" she gasped, "oh my god." My pussy was getting wetter by the second and I so wished I didn't have a patient waiting on me in the next room. "Abby, please, make me cum… I'm so ready." Her juices were already starting to flow back down her legs as her hot pussy self lubricated over and over again. I walked my fingertips down her pussy lips and inserted two fingers into her sopping wet cunt. A chill ran through her body and her back arched to meet the thrust of my fingers. "yes, Abby. Fuck me." She whispered. "Please fuck me." I took my left hand and parted her wet pink pussy lips and dug my right hand in her box over and over. My fingers were so slick with pussy juice and slipping out so I added a third finger. 'Aah,' she gasped. "make me cum, make me cum, make me cum!" she demanded. As fast as my arm could go, I finger fucked Chloe's tight pink pussy. Sloppy clear juices splashed up my arm and on my Lab Coat, and all over the exam table. "Doctor Abby, oh my god!" Her body was bucking back and forth on the table, beautiful chest was rising and falling as breath rushed in and out of her lungs. Heart racing at the speed of light, and her eyes were almost glued shut, as she pressed them together. With tight gripped hands full of the exam paper that lined the padded table, Chloe let it all go. "STOP! Oh my god Stop!" With tightened stomach muscles and everything she had built up in one massive push, Chloe drenched the exam room. Squirt after beautiful squirt, stream after stream she sprayed lady cum all over the place and shivered in a body numbing orgasm. I know the patient in the next room heard her if no one else did, because she squealed as her body locked up and she expelled all of her energy in the orgasm that rocked her body. ~*~ I stroked Chloe's forehead and wiped the sweat from her forehead as she calmed down from the riotous orgasm that had just ravaged her body so fiercely and fanned air across her body to cool her off. Once we had cleaned up all of the visible puddles of Chloe Juice and she had gotten dressed, Chloe left the office and honestly to this day she has never mentioned that day or the events of it. I don't think it's shame since I am her doctor and she has been coming to the office on a regular basis, but I can wager to guess it was just the awkwardness of a her doctor getting her off… ~*~ In all fairness, I think I am done with my part of this story. I have given you my reasons to keep as far away from this profession as you can, and now I think its Kelly's turn. Until next time, (and there will be a follow up visit to this Doctor's Appointment…) Keep all of your sexual escapades safe and clean. _A.N.H. - OBGYN.md …Now without further ado, Obstetrician, Dr. Marquise M. Kelly, MD. IV. Pregnancy (by Dr. M.M. Kelly) Thanks Abby that was a very touching cum evoking story, and now it's my turn I guess. I'll keep it short and sweet, let's talk about pregnancy. We are all well versed about the penis and the vagina and the horizontal mambo aren't we? We're all adults and we all know what happens? Right? Well here is the definition that the Doctor can give you… Pregnancy is the carrying of one or more offspring, known as a fetus or embryo, inside the uterus of a female. In a pregnancy, there can be multiple gestations (the process in which one carries more than one offspring), as in the case of twins or triplets. …Now that we have that covered, let's go back to my patient, Autumn. I know that Dr. A. told you about Autumn briefly because she had to give her a six month check up. Auto is, as Dr. A described, about 5'2" and 124lbs prior to pregnancy. She is a dirty blonde 23year old (now) mother of Nathanial Jackson who was a healthy 6lbs- 4oz, 21" long. But here in lies our problem and the reason I became a Gynecologist and an Obstetrician! (Just joking) Autumn came in after she found out she was pregnant for about her 4month check up. She was doing fine and she was showing quite a lot for her size and frame. She was actually looking very healthy and had that motherly glow that all pregnant women seem to have. She was naturally beautiful without a lot of make up, and had a great smile. When she came in that day, she had just been coming for a scheduled check up. I checked her vitals, made sure she was alright, and regular. I checked the baby's pulse and movement via a sonogram. And the whole nine yards. It seemed like it was going to be a regular visit until such time as it was for her to leave. 101 Reasons Not to Become a OBGYN Ch. 02 Even More Reasons Why Not to Become a Gynecologist... (...And the gruesome, grotesque, and sometimes funny stories behind the scenes!) DISCLAIMER: The Following Story is completely and totally fictional. All of the characters are completely fictional with a true 100% real fact at the beginning of each chapter... If you are offended by certain sexual thoughts, facts, or stories, please stop reading now. Of Course, if you are curious about ANYTHING you think you are about to read, enjoy the story! At one point in everyone's life the ridiculous gets a try. No matter what it is, we all do something dumb to our bodies. Or there is always the more upsetting side of the world around us, and that happens to be diseases. Some of which we can help, and some of which we can't, but as far as I'm concerned, a condom is the best remedy next to pure abstinence to solve 95% of the problems that we may run into... So, now that is out of the way, and I have done my job as a Licensed Obstetrician and Gynecologist, I think I would like to get on to the real story... Abigail Natasha Henderson, MD, OBGYN, is my full name and title, and you best bet I am proud of every letter that follows my name after all of the schooling that I had to endure in order to get them. I have a fifteen member practice that I co-own with another doctor, and I think I rather enjoy my life. My job has its perks and its grief though. I've gone on a couple of dates with a few patients when I was still exploring with females before I got married to my wonderful husband and I had my two beautiful twin daughters. But I can't always say that I love my job because I have had a few run-ins with some terrible things. My patients like to come to my office in emergency situations verses going to the hospital emergency room. Not only because I have been known to be cheaper; but also because in certain situations a doc at the emergency room may be a male, or may be a lot more interested in the patients misfortune then in correcting the situation. I know you are totally lost, but I will explain soon enough. Marquise Matthew Kelly is my male counterpart in the doctor's office. He may or may share a few of his situations in the exam room, but I just wanted to introduce him just incase. He has also had his share of fun and interesting adventures so as a matter of fact, I will introduce him, and he will share at least one of his run-ins. So sit back and enjoy... and try not to throw up... I. Safe Sex. Unlike my first story where I was explaining my job in this first chapter, I am going to take the time to briefly give you a disclaimer on safe sex. Safe sex for all intensive purposes is a term us Doctors use in respect to your health and safety. Does everyone listen to us? No... and that is your choice, but as physicians we are doing our job by warning you. Condoms, Contraceptives, Being Monogamous (in relationships and out of relationships) and just using toys/ items that were made strictly for sexual usage are some of the ways you can practice safe sex. Wearing a condom not only is 98% effective in preventing pregnancy, it also keeps both partners from spreading possible disease. Does everyone use them? No. Are there brands, shapes, sizes, textures, colors and flavors to suit almost everyone's taste? YES! But there again, this is only advice, not law. Everyone has to die of something, and if you would like a sexual disease to be your cause, feel free to ignore Doctors Advice. Contraceptives are another way to prevent pregnancy. Now days in the year 2010, there are over the counter contraceptives just as there are Physician Prescribed contraceptives. I solely believe that contraceptives should be more readily used because of all of the people that are getting pregnant and adopting out kids, and having abortions, and so on and so forth... but I'm not in State Government, I am just a MD, OBGYN. Being Monogamous. BEING MONOGAMOUS is the Number One Way to practice Safe Sex. THERE you know if that one person has any diseases, or defects coming into the relationship and you know that no more should enter the equation because the person isn't cheating on you... BUT in this day and age, Monogamy seems like a foreign word. Everyone likes to cheat. Why I don't know, but as I said, this is from my personal beliefs, the best way to practice safe sex. And Last, but Certainly Not Least... Using Things That Were Specifically Manufactured for Sexual Purposes! Using things like household products that are not supposed to be inserted in certain places is the Number One Reason I have returning patients, and I am losing my Patience with these types of Patients! (And both words are used correctly!) ...And that leads me into Chapter 2! II. Household Objects. AT ONE POINT in almost everyone's life, something utterly stupid happens. True Story. London, England; A girl happens to be drying off from a shower when her telephone rings. In her bed, where said telephone is, there also is a bottle of ladies spray-on aerosol perfume. Said bottle is about an inch to an inch and a half in diameter, and about five to seven inches tall, and this bottle is standing on the bed. Said girl happens to run into the bedroom, jump onto the bed, and gets the bottle cap lodged five to seven inches up her pretty pink puss box, and now has to come see me in the hospital because she just so happened to land on it. Hmmm... As Ripley's says it, 'Believe it or Not!' (see efukt.com, "Stories of Sexual Fail") Then there is the not so popular Light Bulb! (This trick is not to be tried by anyone who body builds!) I happened to personally go through this endeavor. I was in my office doing some paperwork at the end of a business day when my personal assistant, Aaliyah came rushing into my office hysterical telling me of a patient who had gotten a 40 watt light bulb stuck in her vagina. She liked the feel of it, and upon orgasm, the muscles in her side wall contracted and caused suction and took the bulb almost all of the way into her. Forceps and patience took care of this problem. Elapsed time stuck: 45 minutes. And lets not forget my wonderful friend who tried the same thing with a fluorescent light bulb. If I weren't just a MD, I would have had her committed right along with the first girl. What's wrong with people? A baseball bat was another of my favorite ones... A couple decided they would get frisky after a baseball game, and use the narrow end of a baseball bat as a dildo. The problem in this situation was, in having their little bout of fun, Mr. Genius damaged Miss Genius' ovaries and the twins that they had been dying to have will never grace the face of this earth. Poor babies... mom and dad weren't too smart. ANYWAYS... I'll stop being gruesome. III. The All Popular Food Products. Ahhh, what the people want to read! From chocolate syrup, to caramel syrup, to whip cream, to sushi and even eating entire buffets off of naked people... Then there is eating things out of orifices. Like the peaches (you remember my first story...) and the strawberries, yeah, some dumb broad must have read my first story and tried the inevitable! And as true as the nose on my face, got the bastards stuck inside of her, and I ONCE AGAIN, had to use forceps to get it out! But there are also the really smart people in life... Ever heard of Champagne Douches, disappearing limes, (yeah, elapsed time on the operating table with various tools: 1.5 hours!) milk douches, banana splits, (with or with out the ice cream) and various other types of fun foods that people use to get off with? (the fresh veggies being the most popular, with carrots, celery, and Cucumbers ranking at the top!) What's the world coming to? I could in one sentence tell you all of the reasons why NOT to use these things, but you don't want to hear that. You want to hear what you can go home with your ingenious mate and try right after reading my story, aren't you? (Shake your head...) Well, you don't need my story to tell you any of this, just check out the internet, and the ideas will come flowing in! Take Elizabeth for example. Elizabeth was a 20 year old college student who happened to get drunk and get initiated into her Sorority House, Eat Mi Pi, where all of the girls considered themselves LUG. (Lesbian Until Graduation) So to make a long story, a night of naked twister, beer pong, and shots of Three Olives Cherry Vodka landed Little Mizz Lizz in my office bright and early on a Monday morning with a pussy still partially loaded with Montmorency tart cherries. How they got there totally eluded her! From what I gather, the girls were filling each other's Pi's with cherries in contest to see how many each girl could fit as initiation. In being upside down, all of the alcohol that Liz had consumed made her dizzy, and rendered her unconscious after she stood on her head for a minute thirty seconds. SO... as the REAL FRIENDS they are, the girls took Liz and her Cherry Pie to bed and left the cherries inside of her as not to wake her, and now I got my chance to stick my hand into a real live cherry pie! ...You know what happens here, and you know how elated I am... ~*~ In all fairness, I think I am done with my part of this story. I have given you my reasons, for the second time, to keep as far away from this profession as you can, and now I think its Kelly's turn. Until next time, (and there will be a follow up visit to this Doctor's Appointment...) Keep all of your sexual escapades safe and clean. _A.N.H. - OBGYN.md ...Now without further ado, I introduce again, Obstetrician, Dr. Marquise M. Kelly, MD. Dr. M.M. Kelly. Well since our last go round, Dr. Abby has had her share of unintelligent people grace our practice, and that's why she might have seemed a little less happy to participate in this story as she was the last, but then again, WE ARE telling you WHY NOT to become a Gyno... Not the joyful, enjoyable, fun, exciting reasons why you should become one! BUT, in all fairness, at least the first part of my addition to our story is interesting. Well, the main info isn't, but we are Doctors. We have to advise you on why certain things may happen, and then we tell you about the not-so-smart people that we have run into along the way as to why we are writing! Body Parts, ENLARGED body parts, and Personal Hygiene... Where to start? Eenie, meanie, minie, mo! Personal Hygiene it is! Sit back and finish enjoying the story... IV. Personal Hygiene. Being a woman is MUCH different than being a man when it comes to personal hygiene. Both men and women should practice good hygiene by washing daily with soap and water, (wow, I feel like I am talking to my kids) and we should stay fresh with lotions, deodorants, and perfumes. Now, with that, it's ok for a man to use most soaps on his penis and anus and the rest of his body... where with a female, that's not always true. Certain soaps will irritate the inner walls of the vagina, and certain perfumes, lotions, and even shaving creams aren't meant for use around the vagina for many reasons. For instance, using certain soaps, perfume, etc can cause irritations such as odor and discharge. (And if you don't mind, we'll stop and dwell on this subject for a moment...) Every woman experiences few traces of vaginal discharge produced by the glands in cervix and vagina. This discharge keeps the vaginal area lubricated, clean and infection free. The amount and consistency of the discharge differs according the stages of menstrual cycle. If the vaginal fluid appears clear or milky, if it is thin and stringy and without any foul odor, then it can be considered as a normal discharge. If the vaginal discharge suddenly varies in odor, quantity, color or consistency, it is supposed to be an abnormal discharge and it is time for you to come and visit ME. (www.home-remidies-for-you.com) But there are also UPSIDES to Odor! I know you are thinking Dr. Kelly has lost his mind, aren't you? Well I haven't. Just like men, when women are aroused, they give off a particular smell. Some women are particularly pungent, and others more mild, but in either case, it's always a good thing to know that a woman is aroused! I happened to be with a particular African American girl when I was younger, and this was before I was a doctor mind you, and when she got undressed at my house to have sex, her personal perfume filled the whole upper floor of my house, and before I could catch the words from falling out of my mouth, I asked her if she had showered! THANK GOD she knew what I was talking about, and she giggled. She told me she had just showered before I picked her up, and to prove it, made me smell her arm. She smelled of soap! Confused as you might expect, she explained that her body was lubricating for me, and we fucked like jack rabbits. And that reminds me of little Rachael. Rachael was one of my normal patients. She was a 24 year old beautiful black girl. She was single, and wasn't thinking about entertaining a relationship after the bad break up she had experienced a year prior. She was just into her body. Wake up, cardio; after work, a brisk run, and before bed, more cardio, and her body showed that she was really into herself. At any rate, Rachael came into my office one day after a work out. She hadn't time to head home and change after the gym because she almost forgot her appointment and was a little late. So, when Rachael stumbled into the office a little late, the receptionist immediately took her into the exam room for her physical. "Good Afternoon Rachael, you look like you are a bit tired." "Yeah, I am so sorry Doc. I almost forgot that I had an appointment today. I ran out of the gym, didn't have time for a shower, or anything. You can see I'm still in my wet clothes." "I see. Well, go ahead and take your shirt off, leaving your bra on, and lay back on the table please." I said approaching the glistening Rachael who still smelled of sweat and perspiration. Taking my stethoscope, I performed all of the vitals. I checked her heart, lungs, throat, and blah, blah, blah. My mind wasn't totally in the game because the room was filling with the female pheromone. I moved my hand down to her chest to listen to her heart beat through the instrument, and I could have sworn she sighed a little more feminine than was necessary. But it could have been just my mind playing tricks with my pants. Checking her lower abdomen and rib cage was even more interesting as now I knew she moaned and even closed her eyes! "Rae, are you ok?" I questioned. "mmm, yes." She moaned. Brushing it off, I took my hand to the top of her pants, and felt her bladder to make sure things were ok there, and Rachael let out another moan. This time, I couldn't let it go. My rock hard dick wouldn't let me let it go! Timid, as you can probably guess I was, I grabbed the top of her workout shorts, and started peeling them off of her chocolate body. As I got to the top of her mound, a gasp roared from the pit of her stomach and I froze solid in my tracks. "Don't Stop! Keep Going." she demanded. 'Phew,' that was close... I let out a sigh of relief as I held nothing back and pulled down her pants to reveal a completely shaven chocolate colored hot box, complete with strawberry filling. I walked around to the end of the exam table, and kicked up my foot stool and sat down to eat as I threw Rachael's legs over my shoulders. I dove right in and pushed my tongue in as far as it would leave my mouth, and swirled it all around the inside of her pussy as if I was trying to lick it clean. She tasted salty from sweating from her work out, and she was dripping wet. My chin was covered in juices, and they were even dripping down my neck and onto the collar of my shirt, and all the while, Rachael's moans were deafening and echoing through out the exam room. I chewed on her lips slightly, and tongued the crease in-between her leg and her pussy. I fingered the hell out of her hot pink clam, and sucked her clit so hard I thought I was going to vacuum it right off of her, and the rest of her body flopped around on the table like a fish out of water. And just as I thought I had enough, and she had all she could take, an orgasm ripped through her body and she squealed as I thought my world was going to end. The leg strength of someone who constantly works out is NOTHING to fuck with! Rachael squeezed my head so hard with her legs I thought I was the one who was going to pass out! Needless to say, Rachael didn't pay for that Doctors Visit! V. Body Parts. Seeing that this is my last chapter before I help Abby close yet another Volume in our Saga, I think I am going to do this a bit different. Can I open this part of the book up for Questions? Yeah, I think that's what I'll do. Lets answer a few questions on enlarged body parts. No, not tits, I am not a plastic surgeon, and I don't want questions about how to get bigger boobs. I actually am 100% against it! I think the only reason that anyone should get enlargements is if she is absolutely positively flat chested. And in all actuality, an A cup isn't too small for me! Join the Itty Bitty Titty Committee, and come over Dr. Kellz's House, where my motto is 'More than a Mouthful is a Waste!' NOW, on the flip side, I am all for Reductions if they are necessary. For instance... a 5'3" chick with DD boobs is UNNATURAL but has been known to happen! And if left untreated can cause major back problems, including Scoliosis, in the girl's future. And I would recommend a reduction especially if she is under 25 years old. Now that you got me talking about tits, and I didn't want to, let's move on. The floor is open for questions. This one comes from Susie in Oakland, California: I have always been curious about this and I have never seen it addressed by anyone.  I have found that women who have a large clit seem to enjoy sex better.  The larger the clit, the better the experience.  The ones with the largest clit like to have it sucked more and seem to have an orgasm faster. What has been your experience? Dr Kelly's Answer: I'm not sure I have seen the direct relation.  I have been with a couple of women with large clits, and I have to agree they fit into the categories you mentioned.  It made me a little bit jealous, just the fact that their clits are so big.  I will say that we had fun, and I enjoyed the sex, and would have no problem finding a couple more before I got too old to fuck anymore... Just kidding. I mean young men want to have the biggest erection in the group, right?  It's kind of the same way for some young ladies, not all. Do you like large clits? (Allexperts.com/femalemasturbation) The next question comes from Michelle in Topeka, Kansas: Dr. Kelly, I'm 19 years old and this problem has been haunting me for ages. One of my labia is considerably larger then the other. When my legs are almost closed you can still see it! I was considering going under the knife, I just don't know how to go about it. I was looking for some advice. I guess what makes me want the surgery is the fact that there not a symmetrical at all. I'm very sexually active, (safely) but I always wonder what my partner is thinking. Dr. Kelly's Answer: Don't worry, asymmetrical labia are perfectly normal. It's also normal if you have an 'outtie' (inner lips protrude). Most men aren't that rude or conceited to comment, although some are. The most you might hear is... "Look, one's longer than the other... that's so cute!" Don't go for surgery: you risk severe bleeding, deforming scars and almost worst of all, severing nerve endings. (steadyhealth.com) 101 Reasons Not to Become a OBGYN Ch. 02 ~*~ So, that was my question and answer period. Hope you liked it, and I hope your questions were answered. And believe it or not, this is the end of the second installment of our encyclopedia of reasons on why not to become a Gynecologist. We have given you more than enough information to keep you as far from our profession as you possibly can get! Now, being a guy, looking at pussy all day every day seems like an alright job. Wouldn't ya think? Yeah... Anyone WOULD, but it's not all roses all the time. And you have read too many accounts to disagree! As I turn the mic back over to Abigail, Please remember that the ONLY way to have sex is Safely! There are more than enough ways to catch something that you will have for the rest of your life, and Just as Many things to counteract those ways! Wrap it Up Men, And Women! Birth Control is KING Ladies if you aren't ready to start a family... and although we all like to have fun, there are CERTAIN THINGS that shouldn't be inserted CERTAIN PLACES! I love writing for you all! Stay Safe! Dr. Marquise M. Kelly, MD. VI. CLOSURE. Show me your favorite position and I'll show you how to perform it SAFELY! Abigail Natasha Henderson, OBGYN, md. ~Post Script~ From the sick mind that has created both, 101 Reasons Why Not to Become a Gynecologist and now this second installment, Even More Reasons Why Not to Become a Gynecologist, also comes this very serious disclosure that asks all my readers to be safe while having sex. I write for enjoyment purposes only, not for you to go and try anything that is listed in my stories. All of the information on diseases and safe practices have been properly researched, and sited just incase you would like to read up on things yourself. Have fun, and have as much sex as you can as long as you do it safely! It burns calories and makes everyone happy! Be Safe and God Bless... KEEP READING! Blackstallion21... (smb2010) 101 Reasons Not to Become a OBGYN "Dr Kelly, I have a question for you." Auto said sounding perturbed. "Yes Auto, what's up?" "Doc, am I ugly? Or does my pussy have a different smell, or would it have a different taste or anything now that I am pregnant? And do you find anything wrong about my body now that I am pregnant?" Well to say the least I was a little bit thrown off. I hadn't been asked that question by any of my patients up until that point. And moreover and most importantly, even though I had seen it, and it was beautiful I might add, I hadn't the opportunity to get close enough to notice the taste of her pussy, nor had I noticed a smell, nor had I the privilege to fuck her! "Autumn I can't see there being a different taste or smell, nor have I had the chance to tell you if there was by self experience but medically speaking, I can't give you explanation for that question. And as far as you bring ugly, I can't believe you asked me that! You're gorgeous! And if I weren't married, believe me; I would be looking for a girl like you! But there has to be a reason you ask. What's going on?" "Well Doc, I can't seem to get Lucas to touch me! Ever since he got me pregnant, he says pregnant women are fat and ugly, and not only won't he have sex with me, he won't even sleep in the same bed as me! I've asked him to rub my feet, because the extra weight on my small frame is killing my feet, my back, and legs. My breasts are swelling, and he refuses to even rub them! He used to love my tits and would lick my pussy at a moments notice. Sometimes he would just do it without me asking! Now, Nothing! I don't get it!" she said as tears started to well up in her eyes. "I'm beginning to think he doesn't find me attractive anymore!" I walked over to the exam table where she was sitting to console her and I took her hand in mine and started stroking her skin with my fingertips. "Well Autumn, sometimes men look at women differently when they become pregnant and start having kids. They think that the body that they got when they met you is just supposed to stay the way it is through one, two or how ever many pregnancies that you go through. You and I both know that it doesn't work that way. A woman in the state of pregnancy is the most beautiful thing that God created. You glow because you know that you are bringing a new creature into the world to love and care for. On top of that, the body has a way of stretching and curving in the right places to make a woman appear more beautiful than she already is! I couldn't keep my hands off of my wife when she was pregnant with Zoe! We fucked in public, in stores, I ate her out in the car going everywhere and anywhere, I just acted a complete fool with our pregnancy. Some other people don't have sex for fear that the baby is going to feel it or that they will hurt the baby. Neither is true of course, but people believe that." I think I was getting through to her because tears started welling up in the corners of her eyes and the grip that she had on my hand got a bit tighter. I stepped in closer to give her a hug and that was the point when the Hoover Dam broke. She started shaking and breathing heavy as she laid her head on my chest and started bawling. "I just want to feel good!" she choked out. "I want to feel like I'm not in this alone." I felt terrible for her, and I kissed her blonde head and rubbed her back. She looked up at me with glassy eyes and I could see down deep into her soul. I could see that she was hurting and needed a void in her life to be filled. I could see that a man was the only person that was capable of fixing it, and just as all of those thoughts were rushing through my mind; Autumn reached up and kissed me. Not just a peck on the lips but a passionate kiss that had definition and meaning. And the more she kissed me the more I wanted to kiss her back. Her mouth parted and hot breath rushed into my mouth and her tiny tongue explored my mouth and tongue. It was the most beautiful thing that had happened to me in a long time. …A total escape of reality. No Gynecology Practice, no wife, daughter, partner; nothing! When she broke the kiss it was like I was dropped back into my body. But I wanted more! And obviously so did she… the next thing I knew Autumn was reaching down to lift her pink shirt over her head. Beautiful cream colored tits jutted out from her chest as if she wasn't even pregnant. The hardest and brightest coral colored pink nipples pointed out about a quarter of an inch off of her tiny B-cup breasts. The tightest tummy that I had ever seen on a pregnant body looked much sexier than it had before when I administered check ups. "Doctor Kelly, I want you to make me feel good! I want you inside of me right now. Please don't make be beg… I need this so badly." My body reacted before my mind had a chance to process the information and before I knew it, a hard cock was pressing and pushing against my zipper. The pain was erotic and so unbearable I thought I was about to burst through my pants. I didn't have time to step back before Auto had her tiny hands gripping my belt buckle and working on unfastening my pants. Her tiny hand crept into my briefs and when she wrapped it around my swollen cock I thought I was going to explode on contact! 'This must be why she is pregnant right now!' I thought to myself. My thoughts were short lived and fully interrupted when Auto pushed me backwards and stood up. Once on her feet, she continued to her knees as she let go of my cock to pull my pants down. As she did, my cock sprang to attention. Autumn moved her mouth closer to my cock and opened her mouth to put it in, but instead, she took her hot breath and exhaled a hot blast of warm air onto the head of my cock and my knees immediately went weak. I was on cloud nine and couldn't take much more when she wrapped her tiny lips around my hard shaft and ran her tongue around inside of her mouth. It felt so incredible! Back and forth she bobbed her head, and harder and harder she sucked. After about five minutes of this torture, I grabbed Autumn by the chin and she took her mouth from around my cock. "I have got to get inside of that pussy now." As Autumn stood up, she pulled her wet thong from under her skirt and as she went to step out of them, I grabbed them from her hand and sniffed them. The wet spot touched my nose and the beautiful fragrance pervaded around my head and through the room. If it were at all possible for me to get any harder, my cock stiffened so much I thought it was going to self destruct. Sitting on the table, I wasted no time and stepped closer to slide my cock into that sloppy soaking wet pregnant punanny. Cumming was going to be hard not to do because she wouldn't stop flexing the muscles in her pussy around my cock as I began go thrust deeper and deeper into her. I grabbed her left tit hard and brought my mouth to the hard nub as I slid my cock deeper into her canal. She wrapped her arms around my head and as she did, I bit down on her nipple. "Fuck!" she gasped as she arched her back to meet my mouth. I did it again and she moved her left hand to my back and dug her nails into me. I felt an orgasm coming on after only a couple of minutes of thrusting into her but I didn't want to ruin the moment. I tried to slow down, but Autumn kept pulling me into her tight body. Her baby bump was pushing against me but Autumn kept pulling me closer. "I'm gonna cum…" she breathed in my ear. "Fuck me harder!" That's all I needed to hear. I started thrusting with all of my might into her tight hotbox. I felt my heartbeat in my ears, and I felt the blood rushing through my veins as we came together. The head of my cock seemed to blow completely off as I shot my strongest orgasm into the depths of Autumn's hot pussy. I think she felt the same as the pain from her nails digging into my skin finally registered to my nervous system. I wanted to stay inside of her forever, but I began to slide my cock out of her as I realized my surroundings and the extent of my actions. That thought was short lived as I noticed the tight grip Auto still had on me. "No, not yet… one second please." Her orgasm hadn't fully subsided and she wanted to live out every second of it. Her throbbing pussy was still coming to, and it seemed like she was too. ~*~ The good news for me was Autumn was already pregnant when we had our little run in, so the kindergarten class room that leaked down her legs and saturated her little black thong that she took back from me, didn't make it to the final destination. Thank God! Five months to the day of Autumn and my run in with a desperate fulfillment Baby Jackson was born. V. Closure In closing, I will give you my advice, and then I will turn it back over to Dr. Abby. I hope you got a good bit of useful information from Dr. Abigail and me. I know our job sounds fun, but in all actuality, telling someone that they have cervical cancer or AIDS or HIV, or any other disease isn't the most fun thing in the world. Then there is the funny side of the job, and finding JellyBelly™ jelly beans in some dude's urethra, or a toy super ball stuck in some boy's asshole as it blocks up his bowels; having to drill a hole in a glass bottle to release the suction from a woman's vagina because her muscles contracted, or finding peaches in some young girl's vagina because she doesn't know how to properly play with her food… these are the things Dr. Henderson and I LIVE FOR!!! Until Next Time, Practice safe sex, or abstinence! If you can't you don't need to participate in it at all! God Bless Dr. M.M. Kelly. Dr. A.N. Henderson As Dr. Kelly said Safe sex or no sex! We are well aware of the fact that you all like to be freaks! I have seen about all there is to see! From the people that like to pierce their parts in any and every place that is imaginable, to the ones that like to whip, beat, and flog each other in sex. Certain piercings are ok! As long as they are done professionally and certain women have experienced orgasms with clitoral piercings, and all of this is well and good. I also condone wax play for those of you that are into it. As long as you aren't burning the crap out of your partner, but be careful! I particularly like, NO LOVE wax play, and bondage, but I always have a safe word to get out if it. But with all that said, I am done preaching! WE BOTH hope you enjoyed our story, but we ask you to think twice before contemplating Gynecology as a career! _Dr. Abigail Natasha Henderson. MD- OBGYN * (All factual information was researched via the internet. Wikipedia.com/ pregnancy.com/ gynecologyquestions.com and none of this information was meant to reference the site but as pure enjoyment of the reader as I didn't want to sound unintelligent in any way. Thank you for reading. --SMB.09)