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The Toy Salespeople Ch. 01

By: Tarbut



John and Jane had seen their mortgage installments grow, and decided to moonlight. When seeking a night job for them both (they loved each other so much that they could not miss a night together), they find that there was a sex shop that sought a couple of salespeople for the night shift.

They went hand in hand to the shop owner, who received them in his office and said, "You want to work together at night; that's ok, but I have to tell you that there will be little time to ... doze off, and that the shop is full of surveillance cameras.

By the way, you may NOT test the merchandise: the customer must receive it sealed in his wrapping, and it may not be returned if the wrapping is open."

"Not even if there is an apparent construction fault?" asked John.

"In this case, tell the client that he has to show the toy to me, and I will decide whether to ship it back to the maker.

By the way ... what do you know about sex toys?"

"What can be gleaned from Internet sources -- we have never used them," answered Jane.

"This is a problem," the boss argued, "because the only way we can overcome Internet competition is by giving confidential and competent advice to the customers."

"I understand," answered John, "How could we learn the essentials of the trade, short of buying the toys and testing them?"

"I have a daughter who may tell you everything. Her name is Edna, and you will soon discover why."

"Edna means 'pleasure' in Biblical Hebrew," quipped Jane, and the boss replied: "You know that language? That's in your favor. Many of my clients are Jewish."

"Metzuyan -- Excellent. When will your daughter teach us everything?"

"This afternoon, after lunch, at about 3.30 PM"

John and Jane thanked the boss and went to their camper; when John turned the engine on, Jane suggested, "Drive to a glade."

"GPS hotspot number 5 or 9?"

"9. We'll add the 60."

One of the reasons John and Jane were so deeply in debt was their sex drive: they did not buy a car, but a camper, so they could stop whenever and wherever they felt like making love. And they could not even drive to the mall, shop, and bring the buy home without an extra stop.

John and Jane had two blemishes they did never seek a remedy for: John could not enjoy orgasm during intercourse, Jane suffered of galattorrhea -- due to idiopathic hyperprolactinemia.

As soon as the camper reached the glade and John stopped the engine, Jane opened his fly, put her hand into it, and stroked his pubis. She wanted it to grow hard so that it would eventually get out like a snake out of his den, and she also talked to it as if it were a shy kitten who had to rear its head to get a pat from its loving lady.

While she was doing that, John reached her gorgeous breasts and nipples, played with them until her nipples got erect -- but with caution, as he knew that they might spill some milk -- and there were no clean dresses in the camper wardrobe.

As Jane felt somewhat aroused, and the tip of John's penis went out, she unbuttoned her shirt, and let her mammae free-fall. She usually did not wear bras -- at most a pad over her nipples when John had not emptied her breasts for more than two hours, and it was unlikely that he could do that within another hour.

As her breasts had been emptied just an hour earlier, before the job interview, Jane volunteered to suck John's penis before giving him her primeval fluid. So she pressed her nipples to his lower legs, and began licking and sucking it.

She had never tried to emulate "Deep Throat", but she loved his husband's penis in her mouth, and licked it so delicately and effectively that eventually John came -- and she collected and engulfed all his semen.

The first times were not so easy -- once it went the wrong way, but she managed to avoid coughing (and hurting what was still in her mouth), and ended the job flawlessly.

John was somewhat foolish, and when he realized what had happened -- and that Jane had somewhat recovered from the accident, proposed an "infallible" method to get the bad semen out of her.

He turned her on her belly, opened her legs, begun licking her anus, and as he found it somewhat specky, took an anal douche from a near drawer, so near that he could keep licking her anus, filled it with his urine (Jane noticed what was happening, but decided to acquiesce), and then delicately inserted the douche into her anus.

He squeezed the douche with one hand, and delicately massaged her labia and clitoris with the other. As the douche was empty, he put his forefinger into her anus, the thumb into her vagina, and begun searching her G-spot.

Jane contributed to her own arousal at first, by massaging her own nipples, and enjoying squirting milk over her bed sheets; but as the urine in her colon begun irritating it, she asked John to stop and let her go to the bathroom.

John refused to remove his fingers from her private parts; and as he found her G-spot, he begun massaging it with his fingers, sending Jane into a rollercoaster in which the even greater urge to defecate alternated with even more powerful orgasms.

Jane knew what was necessary to tame his husband. She told him, "Here are my tits. Get all the milk you are hungry for. While suckling them, please keep my anus stopped."

John obliged ... although he was no longer able to digest milk, he could never stop drinking his wife's -- from a glass or directly from the source. But this time it was more difficult: whenever Jane had an orgasm, milk gushed from the tit he was not suckling.

Why lose milk? As Jane's breasts were big, but not too firm, he was able to suckle both at a time -- although he risked suffocation twice, as they were ejecting more milk than he could engulf.

As he was satiated, he escorted his wife to the bathroom -- he did not dare remove his fingers until she was seated on the commode. He was so inebriated by what was happening, that he could not help sitting over the thighs of his defecating wife, hugging and kissing her, and telling her how much did he love her.

She knew that he was telling the truth, and managed to squirt his penis, which was pressed against her belly and breasts, with her hands and engulf his semen. When she was done with both orifices, he helped her wash, and clean the mess on their bed -- no feces, but lots of breast milk.

They did not repeat the experience hereafter, but in a modified form.

They had learnt how to nourish John while he was penetrating Jane's vagina -- his blemish, his inability to have an orgasm while having an intercourse, helped him a lot; and he began playing with Jane's anus as he was doing that.

His little finger seduced it, his ring finger made her crave for more, his middle and forefinger delicately massaged her G-spot against his penis -- the opposite of what happens when a woman uses an anal probe. As he did not forget to massage her clitoris with the other hand, her pleasure was complete.

And when they were both done -- John was nearly drunk with milk, Jane thrilled with the orgasms caused by all these stimuli, Jane stood up, drew John's still erect penis from her twat, and let it slid into her anus.

Slowly the penis found its way until Jane comfortably rested on John's pelvis; John then grabbed her breasts and massaged them and the nipples, until Jane told that she was tired, and wanted to snuggle on John's belly.

She did not remove John's penis from her butt -- she slowly rotated around his fleshy hinge, then let him grasp her hips, her hands, her breasts, until she laid down over him.

They rotated until they laid on their left side, and loved talking dirty then; John described her the domination scenes he would never dare enact, and she reciprocated by telling him that she wanted to nourish all the women in their neighborhood with her milk, and that they should pay her by licking her clitoris -- five licks, half a pint; a ten minutes' orgasmic experience, a gallon.

John retorted that if she was so liberal in giving her milk away, she should have twelve daughters with hyperprolactinaemia in order to pay off her milky debts. Jane rejoined, "We are so happy with our 'blemishes'. Why improve perfection?"

As they stood in that position, John's hands fondled her breasts, with real erotic transport: he was not regarding them as his source of oral pleasure and nourishment, but as basic erotic body parts of his woman, which commanded admiration and would have been pleasurable and worth touching even if they were as dry as a desert.

A hand on her breasts, a hand on her vulva -- Jane, hooked by the penis in her rectum, experienced sheer sexual pleasure devoid of any oral component -- as John took care not to squirt her nipples.

But at last John had to empty his bladder, he told that to Jane, and she reached his scrotum with her hands. John understood that she was ready to collect the watersport deposit, and begun pumping urine into her colon.

The bed had an electric motor that raised its feet, so John's evacuation could be complete. Then they remained in bed for a few minutes, until the urine stimulated Jane's intestinal lining, and she could go to the bathroom.

She did not go alone -- they learnt to rise together, without removing the penis from the anus, and to walk to the commode together, marching like the soldiers of a platoon. The commode was extremely long, so that Jane and John could disentangle without risking to spill some excrement to the floor.

As Jane defecated, John washed his private parts; he need not wash his hands, as he wore a latex glove while playing with Jane's anus.

They did not that too often -- only after Jane's period; it was like their ceremony of resuming their sex life after a vacation.

Now, in the camper, the commode was very small, so they could not think about anal sex. As John had already had his orgasm, he began licking Jane's clit until she climaxed, and then begun sucking her breasts.

He used the traditional method -- one nipple at a time, starting with the right one. As milk filled his mouth, and Jane's excitation mounted so that he had to put his right hand on her left areola, and his left one on her twat in order to masturbate her, his penis hardened again, and he pressed it on to her left thigh.

Jane loved massaging it as it was there, and kneaded it as if it were a lump of dough that would be baked at last -- and John was just heating the oven!

His favorite technique was to put two fingers in the vagina, and to rub the clitoris with the thumb -- it took months to perfect it, but he could now master it even when he milk in his belly made him uncomfortable.

After emptying the right breast, he moved on to the other breast and hip. All went well, but a thing: as he tickled her vagina, he felt some droplets of blood coming down his fingers. His wife was starting her period!

He completely emptied her breasts, and led them to orgasm -- but he was unable to penetrate her while it was drenched in blood.

Jane was a resourceful woman; she asked him to put a Tampax into her twat, to lick the vulva in order to clean it thoroughly (and John, as usual, did more than that), and then volunteered for a titfuck.

John laid supine on the bed, with his legs spread open, while Jane was kneeling in front of him, putting her breasts over his pelvis and around his penis, which got so erect that it eventually reached her lips.

He told him, "Squeeze my breasts the way you see fit, while my hands are busy at something else."

John grabbed her areolas and squeezed the breasts around his penis, while Jane's mouth took in his penis' tip, and her hands were busy elsewhere: her left hand soothed her menstrual cramps, while her right hand ... penetrated John's anus.

John was startled, and then remembered that Jane had always wanted to settle scores, even with her husband, and now it was his turn to be anally dominated.

When he blurted out, "You've found my prostrate!" she began massaging it the way she wanted her G-spot to be treated, and with greater intensity. John begun secreting prostrating fluid, and Jane drunk it eagerly.

John felt ever greater excitation; as Jane's breasts began squirting some milk as she was enjoying clitoral orgasms, he wanted to ejaculate, but something stopped him. He was used to such long intercourses, and he did not want to suddenly end; but Jane's prostatic massage was somewhat painful, so he had to figure a way to end it.

"Do as I did: a finger up to my anus, another among the testes to stimulate the base of the penis!" he said.

She did that, and through anal, perineal, pectoral, labial and lingual, John eventually came.

"I want to pee," he whined, and Jane kneeled down, so he could dump his urine into her rectum. As unexpectedly as she massaged his prostrate, she now wanted to reciprocate.

It was now nearly time to go to the second work interview -- Edna's crash course on sex toys.

Edna was a short girl in her twenties, with breasts nearly as big as Jane's; as she had never suckled, they were also firmer. She received John and Jane in her father's office, closed the door, and asked them, "What are your favorite erotic techniques? The secret of selling the right contraption to the right single, couple, threesome, platoon, regiment and so on is to know which suits their techniques most."

John said, "Er, we have just had this kind of wild sex ...", and explained it at length.

"Wonderful. Would you like to make it more hygienic, less painful, more comfortable?"

"A pair of gloves from time to time suffices," replied Jane.

"Madam, have you ever thought of peeing into your husband's rectum the way he from time to time pees into yours?"

Both Jane and John felt their blood piling up into their bellies, as if a swarm of fluttering butterflies were in their stomachs -- they were really excited by the idea!

"It is something that cannot be done without a special instrument. We have a catheter which can be easily inserted into a woman's urethra and into a man's rectum. Between the tips there are a stop valve, which prevents the urine from returning, a pouch and a cock. If the man feels uncomfortable, but the woman's bladder is not yet empty, turning the cock will allow the woman to discharge her urine into the pouch. You know, doctors advise against partially emptying the bladder."

"Can you show it to us?" asked John; Edna answered, "You can even test it. But I have to show you how to insert it. Do you want to test it now?"

"Why not?" answered Jane.

Edna showed her a short stool, and told her, "It would be better to use the bed in the room, but I want you to learn to use it even in difficult conditions."

Jane sat on the stool, spread her legs, bent her knees, and removed her panties. Edna kneeled at her left, John at her right, as if they were two saints beside a Madonna. Edna gently opened her labia, found the urethral orifice, and carefully inserted the catheter into the urethra up to the bladder.

She let some urine fill the tube, then closed the cock and told Jane, "Do you manage to stand on your feet, and perhaps walk a few feet?"

Jane did, and Edna told John, "Now it is your turn. Take your pants off, sir, and kneel down in front of your queen!"

As John did that, Jane whispered something to Edna, and she responded, "Yes, you can do that."

Then Jane told John, "Don't behave like a subject! Behave like a dog. Dogs lay supine in front of her mother who is going to nourish them ... and wag their tail!"

John removed all his garments and remained in his birthday's suit, laid supine in front of Jane, and begun wagging his penis.

Even Jane undressed, ordered John to stop wagging his dick, sat on it so that her clitoris would be above his frenulum and the labia spread above his penile shaft. Her breasts were hanging over his breast, and she allowed his hands to grab her, but told him, "Don't put them into your mouth until ordered to!"

Edna was astonished: she had unwittingly unleashed the BDSM dynamics underlying this couple, but had another preoccupation: she knew that Jane was menstruating ... where would John put his member once it got erect?

She realized where, took an anal speculum from a drawer, and waited.

In the meantime Jane had managed to put the flexible catether tube between her left labia, under her tush, and managed to insert its tip into John's anus. Then she said, "As soon as I open the cock and you feel the urine entering your colon, you are allowed to suck my milk!"

John did that, but his penis got erected, and Jane couldn't sit on its shaft anymore; she could not let it into her vagina, and her anus was not prepared for it ... then Edna showed her the speculum, and with a few silent gestures told her what was she going to do.

Jane assented, and Edna carefully inserted the speculum into her anus; she put a lot of lubricant on John's penis, slowly spread apart the speculum tips until the penis could easily slip into -- and removed the speculum.

Now John too was able to pee into his spouse's butt, and he did that -- so the couple was having a complicated fluid exchange -- milk from her breasts to his mouth, urine from each bladder to the other's butt.

As Jane's breasts were now empty, John let her nipples get out of his mouth, and raised his trunk, so he could hug his wife -- but the exchange of urine between them continued; they were now thirsty, and asked Edna for water, but Edna answered, "There are other toys to test. I would like you to come now."

It was somewhat easy for Jane, and after her orgasm they removed the catheter from their bodies; Edna told them, "There is no need to dress again, and I am going to undress too. Now I want to show the vibrators I use. I cannot have an orgasm without them."

"We have something more urgent," John said, "defecate: we have filled each other's rectum with urine."

"What if I stop your butts with a plug?"

"Ok, we are ready to test its effectiveness," Jane answered.

So John and Jane had to bend forwards, Edna inserted an inflatable plug into their anuses, and inflated them until they screamed, "Enough!"

"They are 80% full. Are you sure you can't bear maximum plug inflation?"

"Ok, inflate it to the maximum," John answered, and Edna obliged. After doing that, she fondled John's penis and told him, "Don't you find that a plug in your butt pressing on the prostrate improves your erection, do you?"

"The same could be said of my clitoris," quipped Jane, and Edna smiled while fondling her private parts.

"You can stand on your feet now. Let's look at my vibrators," said Edna.

Edna removed her shoes first, then her pants, her stockings, her panties; John and Jane noticed that something was inserted into her vulva, and when Edna took off her shirt, they saw a belt around her waist, holding a remote on her left hip. As she took off her bra, they saw that her nipples were covered by two disk-shaped vibrators, which attracted Jane's curiosity.

"The device in my genitalia stimulates my rectum, vagina and clitoris; the vibrators on my nipples stimulate them. The bulkiest of these devices is the remote. The next generation vibrators will be controlled by a WiFi device, like an innocent-looking cellphone. Now I turn the vibrators on."

Edna did that, and her body began to shiver; John and Jane began to caress her on her cheeks, neck, shoulders, breasts, back, belly, navel, hips, buttocks ... while Edna caressed their two bodies, breasts, nipples and thighs.

But when John and Jane were heading towards Edna's vulva, the vibrators' batteries died.

"Sorry, I should have checked them before," apologized Edna, but Jane replied, "We can do better", glanced to John, and both hugged Edna.

John and Jane kissed each other first, and then Edna -- hardly anybody had given her a French kiss; then they delicately stroked her from the neck to the nipples, and removed the vibrators from them.


The Toy Salespeople Ch. 01



They saw that Edna's nipples were red, long, with wide areolas, and ready to receive their caresses and kisses, which soon became suctions. John's and Jane's experience in that was extensive, and Edna felt that their mouths and tongues were more effective than the vibrators.

Jane delicately took off the vibrator in the vulva, and John inserted the right fore- and middle fingers in Edna's anus, and the thumb in her vagina. Jane joined forces by stimulating Edna's clitoris with her left middle finger and the labia with the fore- and ring fingers.

They kept Edna in place by putting their other hands on her buttocks, but she did not want to flee: on the contrary, she put her hands on her partners' genitalia, using a different technique: rubbed Jane's clitoris with the thumb, put three fingers into her vagina, and rocked the plug in her butt with the little finger. Even John's butt plug was rocked by the little finger, but the rest of her right hand was massaging his penis.

The results were excellent, and Edna let John and Jane go to the bathroom and defecate. But they were unable to remove their plugs without help, and summoned Edna. Before deflating their plugs, Edna suggested, "I'm afraid that Jane needs another Tampax. What if ... I remove the Tampax, John inserts his still erect penis into Jane's vagina, you both sit on the commode, I deflate the plugs, so you may defecate and make love at the same time?"

"Not even the Divine Marquis thought of such a mischief," Jane said; "That's why we accept your suggestion," said John.

"John! You've always said that you could not make love with a menstruating woman!"

"Jane, the plug is keeping my penis erect, so I can make an exception now. By the way, the commode is quite short, and only if I penetrate you we can sit there together."

Edna smiled, let John and Jane wash their hands, and removed the Tampax. John inserted his penis into Jane's vagina, they sat on the commode, Jane bent her legs over John's, Edna opened the valves, and as the plugs deflated, defecation began.

Edna hurriedly washed her hands and began masturbating herself as she saw John and Jane defecating, kissing, hugging, massaging each other's breasts. She did not resist, and eventually neared them, fondled their shoulders, pressed her tits on their heads, put her nipples on their ears, took their hands and put them on her buttocks.

John and Jane got the clue, and sucked her nipples again -- and with one hand each they caressed her butt; with the other hand they massaged her labia and clitoris.

After they were done, all three had a shower, and were going to dress, when Edna said, "The lesson is over, and it is nearly dinner time. Apropos ... may I ask you a favor?"

"Do you want to suckle my breasts together with John?" asked Jane.

"How did you guess?"

"Just a few people know that I and my husband have an ABR (Adult Breastfeeding Relationship), and all of them eventually asked to taste my milk -- even my late mom."

"There is even a snapshot of the mother suckling the daughter! As I was the photographer, the other breast was fully exposed to the camera lens, with some milk dripping from the nipple," added John.

"Oh!"

"Don't worry, you are going to get a full meal of it. Do you prefer left or right breast?"

"What's the difference?"

"If you latch on the left breast, you will hear her heartbeat," answered John, "I find it relaxing, but in all other respects the breasts are equal."

"Let's try left. Where do we sit?"

"On the bed. John will teach you what to do."

Jane laid supine, put some cushions under her back, adjusted her breasts, spread her legs wide open, and with her hand invited John and Edna to partake the meal. John took Edna's hand, and instructed her to kneel with her knees at either side of Jane's left thigh.

"It is like riding a mare -- you have to put just the right weight on the saddle; in your case, the minimum weight you need to feel your genitalia squeezed and massaged as you rock your butt over it."

John and Edna rode Jane's thighs, and bent over her body, grasped her nipples with their lips, and taking care not to bite them with their naked teeth, begun sucking. The sweet flow of milk into their mouths excited them not less than Jane, who felt both the hardening of John's penis and the wetting of Edna's vulva on her thighs, in addition to the stimulation to her nipples.

She had already nourished other people, other than John, but it had never occurred that she nourished two people together, and the double suction was exceedingly arousing. She begun kneading John's penis, and titillating Edna's labia and clit. John took Edna's hand and they both stimulated Jane's genitalia -- the thumbs on her clitoris, three fingers each into the vagina, the little fingers into Jane's anus. Jane took her "revenge" by inserting her own thumbs into her lovers' anuses.

Edna missed her nipple vibrators, but John began stroking her left nipple with his left hand (the right was in his wife's twat, together with Edna's left), and Edna stimulated the other nipple with her right hand.

Jane promised to serve a full meal, and she kept the promise -- she could have given more, but her thumbs in her lovers' anuses felt that her lovers' alimentary canal were overflowing, and made them stop suckling.

"I would like to vomit in order to eat more of it -- as the Romans did," said Edna, "I forgot how sweet breast milk could be. You are exceedingly lucky, John -- whenever you feel like sucking it, you can."

"I'm the luckiest," retorted Jane, "I love producing milk, and I have a man who would die to drink it."

"I'm not hungry anymore -- but you must be, Jane. Let's go to the restaurant -- I'm afraid that we shall have to order the marriage party meal."

"Three rations -- I've nourished two adults today, and I need some nourishment for myself too," said Jane, and added, "Ah, when are we beginning to work?"

"Tonight, after dinner, will you?"

"Ok. Let's go."



The Toy Salespeople Ch. 02



John, Jane and Edna went to the restaurant; they ordered three times each dish, but Jane ate all of them, as John and Edna were full.

Then they went to work, in Edna's father's sex toys' shop. Edna told them, "There are not many customers at night, but we committed to serve them. You should remember that people often behave strangely at night, and be careful. You have surveillance cameras, an alarm button and several loaded pistols under your desk. I will be with you the first week, so you may learn how to deal with the customers."

"Er ... how about breastfeeding pauses?" asked John.

"How many do you need?" asked Edna.

"Every three hours, for half an hour each," answered Jane, "We are a very tightly bound couple."

"What if you have your breasts emptied by a pump? We have several models here."

"It won't solve the problem -- I should leave the post to have my milk pumped anyway."

"Are you sure? I think that our customers would like to be served by a woman with a breast pump."

"I would do that, but it is not just a breast problem: after suckling, John penetrates me and leads me to orgasm; then I suck his glans, he squeezes my breasts around his shaft, and he comes too. I don't know what will happen to us if we disrupt such a pleasurable routine!"

As Jane spoke, Edna was so excited that her nipples hardened, and she even opened her skirt, revealing her braless tits, but with the vibrators on her nipples. Then she grabbed John's and Jane's arms, skimmed her nipples on their trunks, and told them, "Listen, this is a very healthy habit, but it is alas incompatible with keeping a shop open.

I suggest you to do that: Jane wears a vibrator, and gives John its remote; John keeps a penis pump at hand -- if he sits behind the cash register, nobody will notice it. When Jane wants her breasts emptied, she pulls the pump out of her drawer, John assembles it and latches the suction cups to her breasts. When Jane is done (and I think that it is just a question of will -- I haven't yet digested all the milk she has given me), John puts her milk into the fridge, or will drink it while operating his penis pump.

It's the only way to reconcile work and pleasure."

"Let's try it," both said.

John begun by opening his fly and attaching a pump to his penis. Edna and Jane adjusted its controls, until he came and deposited his semen in the tank. "Would you like some?" Jane asked Edna, who answered, "Hmm ... I would try and mix it with your milk, so I suggest to put it into the fridge for now."

John commented, "The pump is good, but what if I had to take something from a shelf while it is on? In my opinion, it would be better to use a thong with a vibrator, so the whole contraption can be used with my fly closed -- and I will give the remote to Jane."

"Just to her?" Edna said, "I too would like to give you pleasure."

"Is it technically possible to have two remotes for the same vibrator?"

"Yes. There is a range of radio channels dedicated to them -- we assign each vibrator a different channel, and each remote the right channel. I once hung seven remotes to my belt -- one for my vibrator(s), six for the other people I was having fun with!"

"Excellent -- so we need three remotes each," concluded Jane.

Edna prepared everything; she was already wearing her usual set of vibrators (even though her ob-gyn warned against keeping objects in the vagina for too much time), and gave Edna a triple vibrator -- which could stimulate the clitoris, the vagina and the anus; she did not give her nipple vibrators, as she could use the breast pump for that purpose.

John received a stimulating ring for his penis, and a vibrating plug, shaped in order to reach the prostrate, for his butt.

"What if the batteries die when we are on the verge of orgasm?" Jane said, and Edna answered, "It won't happen. Do you know how do the last generation toothbrushes recharge their batteries?"

"Through an electromagnetic coil which transmits electricity to them, without direct contact. Where are our coils?" said John.

"Hidden in the chairs. I also put one on my lavatory sink, which is at my crotch's height. So, if you think that I devote too much time to my make-up, you know why I would never stop."

"You would find it very useful," Jane tells John, who retorts, "No, it is dangerous. Think what could happen to me if put the vibrator on my cheek and my electric shaver in my thong."

Both women smile, and help John wear his contraptions -- Edna inserts the penis into the ring, and Jane the plug into the anus. Edna suggested that, as she feared being associated, à la Pavlov, with the one who always metes out anal pleasures and punishments.

Then it was John's turn to put the vibrator in Jane's genitalia, and together with Edna, to assemble the breast pump and apply the suction cups to her. A human mouth is obviously better, but Jane loved the pump and was able to reach orgasm through it alone.

Now they could prepare the cocktail: lots of milk, some semen and ... Edna had another idea. She did not use diapers when having her period: she had read that there were uterine pumps designed to clear away all menstrual blood and debris, bought one and perfected it.

So, whenever she felt her menses arriving, if she was at home, she immediately attached the pump, helped it with the generous orgasmic contractions her vibrators could induce, and in half an hour her menstrual problems were solved. If she did not have the pump at hand, she used a special cup to collect the blood until she came home.

An Italian artist sold his own shit (trademarked!), she kept her menstrual blood in the fridge for a few days, and she thought that it would perfect the cocktail.

John was less enthusiastic. He said, "Edna, there is a problem: if I drink your menstrual blood before drinking Jane's, she will hate me for life. You saw that she does not prevent me from having sex with other women, but her implicit condition is that I must do everything with her first."

"Jane, you are still menstruating, aren't you?"

"Yes, Edna. Do you want to collect my menstrual blood with your pump?"

"If you like."

"If my husband sods me while the pump is working, I will do."

"Please, remove my penis ring and butt plug first."

They did, removed Jane's vibrator too, and John slowly began licking Jane's anus, probing it with his fingers, dilating it until he could cautiously and fully insert his penis.

Edna was so excited that she completely undressed -- only the vibrators covered her genitalia and nipples; she made John and Jane sit on a particularly large chair, licked Jane's clitoris and cautiously removed her Tampax.

John suggested, "My wife's breasts would like another squirt section. Can you operate the breast pump as well?"

"It is within your reach. You may operate it as I empty her womb," Edna answered. So, while she cautiously inserted the pipe and funnel into Jane's genitalia, John managed to apply the suction cups to Jane's nipples.

"Let's start together," he said, and Edna agreed. The breast pump started, started the blood pump, Edna licked Jane's genitalia, and Jane herself rocked her pelvis to get some additional stimulation from John's penis impaled into her butt.

As the operations ended, Jane had had a few orgasms, and the menstrual cramps were gone; Edna was really excited, much like John, who could not have an orgasm in so little time. Edna asked John to wash his member, and Jane removed her vibrators.

When John came from the bathroom, she saw Edna and Jane standing in a room corner, with their backs toward the walls, and Edna was suckling Jane's right breast. Jane told him, "Let's try a new experience: you two make love while suckling my milk."

"I see that you have put a stool under your feet to position your nipples at our mouths' height. Ok, let's go."

John took Edna's legs over his hips, and penetrated her; then he kissed her (and Edna had to manage to let their tongues cross the mouth without letting Jane's nipple out), and begun suckling Jane's left nipple.

The milk was good -- that was no surprise, and they divided their roles: Jane hugged both, keeping them close, John fondled, pinched, massaged Edna's tits, and Edna managed to caress Jane's butt (and reach as far as to her genitalia) with one hand.

Edna and John got their orgasm at last, so all three could then wash, put their vibrators on, dress again and drink the cocktail made up with milk, semen, menstrual blood from both women, a liqueur and some lemon.

Now they were ready to work.



The Toy Salespeople Ch. 03



It was a calm night -- the contraptions worked well, and John soon discovered that Jane and Edna nearly raced to keep him constantly excited: they turned his penile vibrator on, went to him, rubbed their breasts against his head, and made him open their skirt in order to let him see and touch them, fondled his crotch in order to sense how hard it was becoming, and when they knew that he was on the verge of orgasm, turned his anal probe too, so he could not resist anymore.

Luckily, he wore silicone panties, but he nonetheless wanted washing, and Jane and Edna cast their lot on who of them should wash him, and who should settle with looking at.

The first washes were given with soap, but after the third pollution it was apparent that John's semen did not really soil his genitals and silicone panties -- a bigger hygienic issue was his pubic hair.

So they opted for a creative shaving: made John lay supine on the bed, took an enema recipient, filled it with latte (coffee with Jane's milk), and inserted the tube into the poor John's anus.

While the latte was flowing into John's body, Edna sprayed some shaving gel onto his private parts; this gel needs water to foam, and Jane made do with her own milk -- an alternative solution might have been their urine 

As the gel frothed (and John wondered when the torture would end), Edna and Jane begun shaving his genital region. They were somewhat wicked: they tickled and massaged his inflated belly although his discomfort was apparent -- and rubbed their nipples on to his body to soothe his pain.

After shaving him once, they wanted to shave it again, wondered if an erection could make things easier, and decided to give the idea a try. They cast a lot, and decided that Edna would have put her vulva over John's mouth, while Jane would have put her own over his still somewhat flabby penis.

The two women would have kissed while doing that, rubbed their nipples and breast together, and taken John's hands to fondle them wherever they liked. It was not necessary to tell John to lick Edna's vulva -- he loved doing that, but he had to remove Edna's vibrator with his teeth: Edna loved her contraption so much that she only removed it during defecation, and even forgot it in place when going to the ob-gyn.

On the other hand, Jane had already removed the vibrator herself (she wore it just to please her friend Edna), so she could easily let John's penis slip into her vagina when the desired erection came.

Edna protested, "Take it out! We have to shave it!"

"I like it in me. Why should I expel it?"

"Can you let it go out for a few centimeters, so I can shave it again?"

"Are you going to make me the first man entering the Guinness Book of Records for being intimately shaven while ...?"

The women laughed, and Edna said, wielding her razor, "We should shave your tongue!", and Jane said, "Please! He kisses so well!"

They reached an agreement at last: Jane let it get out a few centimeters, so positioning his inflated glans over her G-Spot, and while Edna was shaving his penile base and scrotum, she would have let him suckle her nipples.

Jane had another idea: she suggested John to insert his thumb into her anus -- but he found the anus already stopped. Edna did not know where to put Jane's razor, so she had put its handle into her butt.

When John reached for Jane's butt, Edna slapped his hand. She had playfully put the razor handle into Jane's butt, but as she saw John's attempt, she understood that she could stimulate Jane with the razor, and did that.

Jane loved the stimulation, but the shaving was over, and John badly needed to evacuate. While he was doing that, she complained with Edna that it was the first evening after marrying John that she got excitation, but not _immediate_ satisfaction, and that things should run more smoothly in the future.

Edna was more enthusiastic: her new friends loved sex no less than she, and their mixture of naiveté and playfulness was wonderful. She massaged Jane's clit, licked her nipples and areolas, kissed her, let her fondle her breasts, and asked if she wanted to test another erotic technique, which required John's urine, in order to make do for these mistakes.

"Ok. I'll give him some milk now, and in an hour's time we will test it. Thanks for the orgasm."

"We have something else to do first -- that's why we shaved John's pudenda."

They all washed and dressed again, and used the remotes to lead each other to orgasm. When John came again (his penis could get erected again in very little time after orgasm -- but it was difficult to achieve it in the first place), he had to ask Jane the keys to the silicon panties' padlock.

"Wonderful, John. You now have to go to the bed, and there we will open your panties," said Jane. John did that, Jane and Edna undressed (but kept their vibrators on), opened the padlock and then lowered John's panties.

As they expected, John's semen had smeared his private parts; but as they were now shaven, Jane and Edna could now lick them clean. Jane sprayed some milk on John's scrotum to clean it thoroughly, Edna deflated the butt plug, so they could completely remove John's panties.

They put them into a special washing machine, and Edna whispered something at Jane, who answered, "I waive my precedence right in this case. While you do that, I'll suckle him."

John was somewhat scared -- he knew that Jane would not allow him to be hurt, but if she volunteered to suckle him that way, it meant that she had assented to something painful.

John was still lying supine on the bed; Jane sat beyond his head, tilted over him so he could grasp her nipples with his mouth, and suckle them -- he decided to gram them both, and be nourished by both tits at the same time, to her greater pleasure.

While she was doing that, Edna laid procumbent between his legs, put her breasts over his penis, and her right fore- and middle fingers into his anus. She probed it deeper and deeper until she found the prostrate -- and began to massage it.

While she was massaging him internally with a hand, the other hand were wagging his penis between her breasts, and squeezing them around it. John intervened, grabbed Edna's breasts, removed her nipple vibrators, and massaged his penis shaft with them.

Edna took his glans into her mouth, licked and suckled it, and patiently waited until the prostrate began discharging its fluid. Jane told her, "Please, keep some of it into your mouth. John may not tell it, since he is so engrossed in suckling me, but he would certainly like to taste it -- and me too."

When both Edna was replete of prostatic fluid, and John of milk, they stopped, and John, after tasting his own prostrate fluid, hugged both Jane and Edna and complained, "I haven't worked so much in my life!"

Edna commented, "He is right. He deserves a prize!"

"Which prize?"

"Would you like to waive your precedence right again?"

"What are you giving him now?"

"It's a surprise. Do you waive?"

"I waive. But if it turns out to be really painful, I will practice asphyxiophilia with you!"

Edna removed her vaginal vibrators, kneeled over John's head, and lowered her genitalia over to his mouth; she took Jane's arms, silently instructed her to kneel over John's genitalia, and added, "The dick is yours -- treat is as it pleases you."

As it was still erect from the prolonged prostatic stimulation, Jane removed her vibrators and let the penis slip into her vagina; then Edna hugged her, kissed her, titillated her lips, and Jane reciprocated.

So Edna took John's hands, and inserted his fingers into Jane's and her own butts. So John realized that he had to work hard in order to please his lovers -- with his penis, his hands, his tongue.

The triangle was really effective, and at last Edna discharged some sweet fluid into John's mouth -- it was his prize, female ejaculate.

After drinking it, he felt sexually stronger, and was able to bring his wife and himself to orgasm.

When they disentangled and had a douche, John said, "I think that we have had enough sex tonight.

We will test all other techniques tomorrow."



The Toy Salespeople Ch. 04



Next night, John, Jane and Edna begun their night shift at the sex toy shop.

They undressed, showered, and, while they were going to put on their vibrators, Jane told Edna, "You must have sandwiches in your purse – I smell them. Would you like to eat something healthier?"

"Your milk? Just a sip, I'm not going to rob John of his food."

"Don't worry, you both will have plenty of it! But I would like you to drink it without vibrators – there will be a surprise which may be spoiled by them."

"Ok. I'll take the right tit now."

Jane then hugged John and Edna, pressed her breasts over theirs, letting them sense her erect nipples; Jane rubbed them over their skin, and stroked Edna's left breast and John's right shoulder – so John stroked Edna's right breast, and Edna stroked his butt with her right hand.

They kissed – John and Jane first, Jane and Edna then, Edna and John at last – they were all French kisses, full of love and passion. The John-Jane couple had widened into the John-Jane-Edna trio.

Jane grabbed John's penis and hooked Edna's vulva; she sat on an V-shaped chair, which let the vulva hang, but supported her thighs, and invited her partners to sit upon them. She reclined on the slanting back of the chair, and invited John and Edna to suckle.

They began to do that; Edna took John's hand and slid it into Jane's vagina, while Jane's hands masturbated their genitalia. The milk continued to flow into their mouths, and the suction pleased Jane a lot.

After half an hour, Edna surrendered – her stomach was full, and she has already had her share of orgasms, together with Jane (John, as usual, was greatly excited, but had not had his orgasm yet); she asked then, "Which is the surprise, Jane?"

"Er ... could you please collect your urine into my rectum? I have thought about it all day – when I was not busy with John, obviously."

"That is for about four minutes in 24 hours," chuckled Edna, "Let me take the catheter. Ah, what are you going to do with John's member?" John told Edna, "Fetch the catheter, and when you come back you'll see."

When Edna came back, she saw Jane rubbing her nipples and breasts over the glans of the supine John, and as Edna approached, she rode his penile shaft with her vulva, rubbing the clitoris against it.

Edna drew a chair near the bed, sat on it, raised her knees in order to put her vulva in the right position to receive the catheter (and to show its full glory to John and Jane), and inserted it.

As John turned his head to watch, his penis hardened, and Jane decided to raise her butt in order to let it enter her wet vagina. It went in, and Edna asked, "When should I fill your rectum?"

"Now, as my belly and breasts fall over John's body, my lips and tongue kiss him, and my but gets fully exposed!"

As soon as it happened, Edna inserted the plug into Jane's butt, connected the tube, opened the cock and went up the bed to give her urine greater pressure – Jane's colon was very tight, and could not otherwise be forced to accept all the urine in Edna's bladder.

When Edna was done, John had not yet had his orgasm, and Jane told Edna, "Perhaps he needs anal stimulation."

"What if I bring another catheter and your urine fills his butt? I can place it without separating you!"

"Good L_rd!" squealed John, "Please, be careful! My butt is uninsured!"

"Have I ever hurt you? By the way, I am sure that, if it happens, Jane will keep her promise of practicing asphyxiophilia on me."

So Edna took another catheter, another butt plug, and put the latter into John's butt; then she asked Jane to crawl two inches forward, in order to clear her urethral orifice from ... hindrance.

Jane asked, "Is there a catheter with a vibrator?"

"No, the urethra is too fragile. I can bring you a clitoral vibrator."

"Bring it fast – John's glans is over my G-spot. I would like to build up a mix of urine and prostatic fluid to pump into his butt – he may be one of the first males in the world to receive this treat!"

Edna whistled, "That's amore!", brought the vibrator, fixed it on the right place, fastened the catheter tube to John's penis, slipped it over his scrotum and connected it to the plug. She then turned the vibrator on, and let Jane squirm over John's body, in order to get added stimulation from his penis inside.

Jane said at last, "Edna, open the cock!"; Edna did that, and Jane's fluids began to flow into John's butt, filling it more than usual. Then Edna stopped the cock, Jane crawled forward letting John's penis get out of her, and removed both the vibrator and the catheter.

"Did you like it, darling?" asked John; Jane answered, "Yes, but you haven't had your orgasm yet. All such vibrators and toys have the undesired effect of increasing your excitation, and delaying your orgasm."

"I also have to pee ... I have drunk all that milk, and now I need discharge – not to speak of my sore butt."

"Pee ... I haven't yet taken your penis into my butt. Perhaps it could be a solution," says Edna.

John and Jane agreed: John rose up, Jane laid supine on the bed with her legs spread wide open; Edna laid procumbent in front of her vulva, and waited for John to prepare her butt to receive his penis.

As John began massaging and probing her anus, Edna begun licking and kissing Jane's labia, inserted two fingers into her vagina, hoping to find her G-spot, and when she found it, she begun rubbing it, while her lips were sealed around her clitoris and urethral orifice.

The combined stimulation made Jane squirt in a few minutes, and Edna drank the fluid; it was now time for John to penetrate Edna's butt, and Edna moved forward: she rested her sternum tip over Jane's Mons Veneris, laid her breasts over Jane's hips, and, as if she were exhausted, put her head between Jane's mammae, put her hands under Jane's armpits, and then under her back.

John's penis was now fully into Edna's rectum, and he begun by peeing and inflating Edna's colon – she didn't figure that John's bladder was be so large; when his bladder was empty, he begun throbbing in order to stimulate her and himself.

It took several minutes, but he managed to ejaculate at last. Now all three could head to the toilet, and empty their bowels. 



The Toy Salespeople Ch. 05



The next night Edna warned John and Jane, "I have a friend from the Astarte Nunnery who is coming tonight. Do you mind if I have some ..."

"Sex? That's right," answered John, "You'll have her, we will have each other."

"What's her name, Edna?" asked Jane.

"Chang Lequ. She is of Chinese descent."

John guffawed and explained, "Lequ is the Chinese translation of 'Edna', as it means 'pleasure'; Chang is both a surname and an adjective meaning 'constant'. Therefore her name means 'Constant Pleasure'."

"That's right," said Edna, "and perhaps you know what the Astarte Nunnery is."

"Not really," answered John, "I know that Astarte (or better, Ashtoreth) was the Hebrew version of the Great Mother, and that her temples were sacred brothels in which both male and female prostitutes could be visited."

"The Astarte Nunnery is not a brothel -- you may not have sex with the nuns; but they must have seven orgasms a day from Monday to Saturday, and eight on Sunday."

"How can they accomplish that?" asked Jane.

Edna answered, "If they were like you, they would easily do that. But since most women aren't, they need some special toys I make. Chang Lequ comes here to fetch another batch for her and her 'sisters'."

"Good. When is she coming?" asked Jane.

"In three hours' time. We can enjoy ourselves until she comes. What do we do first?"

The answer was easy: Jane's breasts were engorged with milk, so she offered them to John and Edna.

They all undressed, Jane sat on a V-shaped chair supporting her thighs, but letting her vulva hang, Edna and John sat on either thigh and began sucking their milk. While doing that, they caressed Jane's clitoris and labia, while Jane massaged John's penis and tickled Edna's clitoris.

John and Edna showed their appreciation of the meal by squirming over Jane's thighs in order to stimulate their genitalia; Jane suggested, "John, please, slide your fingers into my cunt and massage my G-Spot; Edna, tickle my clit. I really want to ejaculate."

They did that, and increased their suction strength, and touched Jane's immense breasts to give her added stimulation, while Jane's fingers crawled under her lovers' genitalia, thus reaching John's penis base and Edna's vagina.

John and Edna managed to make Jane squirt; then she detached Edna from her tit, flung her to the bed, detached John too, and told him, "Continue with her!"

Before Edna could understand what was happening, Jane and John had put their mouths on her nipples and begun sucking them; John was reaching for her G-Spot, while Jane was tickling her clitoris.

Edna squealed of surprise and pleasure, caressed Jane's tits, John's butt, the genitalia of both, until she came and squirted.

It was now John's turn: the women hugged him to near strangulation -- and the only thing he could do was milking their nipples with his hands, while Jane penetrated his anus with a hand in order to stimulate his prostate, and Edna fondled his penis.

The combined stimulation made he come, so all them could have a douche.

They were all accustomed to urethral pleasure, so they arranged turns: first Jane inserted the plug into Edna's butt; then John and Edna laid supine on the bed, side by side.

Jane climbed the bed, opened her legs and kneeled halfway towards John's belly. Edna licked Jane's vulva to arouse her, inserted the catheter into her urethra, and then began arousing John by massaging his penis with her hands, breasts and lips.

When he was ready, Jane let his penis slid into her vagina, kneeled down and laid procumbent on him (taking care not to smash his ribs with her tits). Then Edna pressed her breasts against their sides, opened the cock and hugged them.

While Jane was squirming over John, Edna's colon was collecting all her urine, and the acme of her pleasure was contemporary to Jane's orgasm. John did not retract his penis after that, Jane enjoyed id, and Edna needed some time to mix the excrements in her body.

When they detached, and Edna went to the commode, she took care not to urinate, as they had agreed that she had to give it to Jane.

The procedure was nearly identical, save the role inversion: it was Edna now that was making love with John and giving her bodily fluid to Jane.

Then John should have anally penetrated Jane, but as he was beginning to lubricate and massage her anus, Edna's cellphone rang. Edna read "Chen Lequ" on the display and told her lovers, "Keep preparing, but do not act yet!"

When Edna answered the phone, she heard Chen Lequ complaining that she was late because the freeway had been blocked by an accident, and that she needed an enema as soon as she arrived at the shop -- "You know why", she concluded.

Edna told John and Jane, "I am sorry, you have to stop. John, for how much time will you be able to hold in your pee?"

"Perhaps for about an hour. Why?"

"It is hard to explain, but my friend Chen Lequ has been delayed by a freeway accident, and the ensuing discomfort must be relieved through an enema."

"Ok. But could not we use some water instead? Or coffee? I've read that enema lovers use coffee."

"You're right, but Astarte Nuns are taught not to waste water. The only liquid which is both useless and (usually) sterile is urine, so they use it in their daily enemas."

"I think that we should not wonder why do they use enemas. But why has it became necessary to them?"

"Because," Edna muttered, "they always wear a vibrating anal prong with two holes: the first to let the urine in, the second to let the soaked feces out. When they get out of the nunnery, they remove the prong, but their anus has lost its ability to handle solid feces, and enemas are necessary to avoid the occurrence of rhagas."

"Can I pour my urine into a bowl?"

"Would you buy a dead eel or lobster?"

"I understand -- the bowl's sterility is not guaranteed. But what if we drove our camper towards her in order to meet her halfway and ... cut the time needed by half?"

"What if we forget something essential? She will be there in about an hour. Don't fret, your bladder won't burst."

As they had to wait, John proposed to suckle some milk, but Jane answered that perhaps it was Chang Lequ who needed it most. Giving him a blowjob was out of the question, and the only sexual thing he was allowed to do until Chang Lequ arrived was to masturbate both women together with his hands -- while they rubbed their nipples on his body.

When Chang Lequ arrived, all three hastily wore white overalls, without even bothering to wear their underwear, and welcomed her.

She was a big-busted Chinese woman, with black hair (Edna was also black, while John and Jane were blonde), and when John saw her little butt, he understood why did she need the enema so badly.

Edna introduced Lequ to John and Jane, and told her that she was willing to give her some of her milk; Chen answered, "Oh, I have never drunk breast milk after weaning. I will certainly appreciate it, but I badly need something else now."

"Er ... I have developed a special catheter with a small electric pump. You could pump your own urine directly from your bladder to your rectum," said Edna.

"It will be useful later, but the delay forced me to empty my bladder along the road. Lots of motorists even whistled as they saw my naked butt! I now need someone else's urine."

"The problem is that the only available urine now is John's."

"Oh. Ok, I'll get it. I think that the first thing to do is showering, for hygiene's sake."

"My shower cabin can contain you both."

"Do you mean that I have to shower with Ms. Chang?" asked John.

"She has to be sure that you are clean, and since she has to shower too, why not having it together?" answered Edna.

"You can look on, if you are jealous," quipped Chang Lequ.

"Let's have a shower all together, then," concluded Jane, "The cabin should contain all of us".

The changed the bed sheets, and entered the shower cabin; even though Chang Lequ badly needed the enema, she could afford to tease the people she was having a shower with: she appreciated John's sturdy penis, although she added that, "it has been a long time since I saw one."

"How do you enjoy orgasm in your nunnery?", asked John.

"The seven/eight compulsory daily orgasms are reached through special toys which also recorder our sexual reaction, so we can peruse these recordings and improve our orgasmic ability. We are also allowed to have supplementary orgasms, with the means and the people of our choice."

"Can you exit the nunnery for an erotic escapade, then?" asked John.

"Not really. The people we may choose among are our sister nuns. If none of them is our cup of tea, we can resort to manual or mechanical masturbation."

"Are all of you lesbian?" asks Jane.

"No, just the abbess. The rest of us are bisexual, but, you know, lesbian orgasms are better."

Chang Lequ also noticed that Jane's breasts were leaking milk, and asked, "How old is your child?"

"I have no children," answered Jane, "I have hyperprolactinaemeia -- too much of the hormone that induces lactation in my blood. But both John and Edna can witness that it has no way decreased my libido."

"What do you do of such a precious fluid?"

"I used to feed John with it. As incredible as it may seem, he is a de-weaned adult: his daily milk intake satisfies all his bodily needs (and my tits also satisfy him otherwise); I have begun nourishing Edna too, and since I haven't yet reached the ceiling of my milk production, I could nourish you too until you leave us and come back to your nunnery."

Chang Lequ's nipples hardened, and her shaved vulva smiled -- so everybody understood that the proposal excited her, but Chang Lequ's said, "I think we are now clean enough. Let's go out and administer the enema."

Chang Lequ kneeled on the bed, but Edna told her, "Enemas are given otherwise there. First, we have to introduce the catheter into John's penis. John, please, lay on the bed."

"I suggest a variation," Jane said, "I sit behind him with crossed legs, so he may drown his head among my breasts."

"That's OK."

The bed was quite large, so Jane could sit behind John, John could lay semi-supine, Chang Lequ sit at his right and watch Edna's introducing the catheter into John's penis.

"You can hold it into your hand," conceded Edna, "So I may concentrate into inserting the tube.

John would have liked to touch Cheng Lequ's breasts, but she was already holding his penis hostage in her right hand, so he made do by touching her left hand and eventually holding it.

As the catheter entered John's bladder, Cheng Lequ had to lay on her left side, thus facing John, in order to let Edna insert the butt plug. As Edna opened the cock, Jane held Cheng Lequ's right hand, John her left hand, and Edna laid on her left side, behind Cheng Lequ, and, honoring their longstanding friendship, rubbed her vulva over Cheng Lequ's buttocks and tickled her nipples.

Cheng Lequ loved such stimulation, and added some to it by rubbing her own vulva over John's hip, but her greatest preoccupation was to dissolve the shit in her bowels. When John had emptied his bladder, she knew (the abbes had lectured her nuns extensively on how to deal with such a situation) that about half an hour was needed before the urine could work the miracle.

So she said, "Can I have an orgasm in the meantime? I have had just five today, and I am behind schedule."

"Obviously," said Edna, "You are in the right shop. What do you need for that?"

"Just your stimulation. I think that you could suckle my right nipple, Jane my left nipple, and John my clit. John, as an Astarte nun I am not allowed to enjoy penetration. So, please, just lick and kiss."

Chang Lequ's nipples were very sensitive; Edna knew that breast pumps were among the toys the nunnery used, so she was not surprised; Jane noticed that they were no less accustomed to suckling than hers, and insisted a lot -- but she did not manage to draw milk from them. Probably she was given prolactine-antagonists in order to prevent the loss of libido most women experience when nursing.

John loved Cheng Lequ's clitoris -- it was somewhat long, so he could easily suck and lick it, and even dreamed of lengthening it in order to insert into her vagina and short-circuit her G-Spot -- the clitoris stimulates the G-Spot, thus exciting Cheng Lequ and making the clitoris more stimulating -- until she needs general anesthesia to halt the runaway reaction.

He did not notice that, but as she thought about it, his stimulation became more effective, and Chen Lequ's moaning prompted Edna and Jane to suck more and better -- until Chen Lequ had not just one, but two orgasms -- she was now on schedule.

It was now time to assess if the enema had been effective; her friends dare not escort her into the bathroom, but a few minutes later she went out and said, "It has been partially effective. I will soon need another, but I can eat in the meantime."

"Wonderful," said Jane, "Here you are my tits. Would you like to partake my milk with your friend Edna?"

"Thanks, but what about your husband John?"

"Oh, he will content himself with my ejaculate. It is like drinking a liqueur after dinner."

Chang Lequ sat on Jane's left thigh, Edna on the right, and John kneeled before Jane's genitalia. He would have loved to insert his thumbs into Edna's and Lequ's asses, and his forefingers into their twats, but he had been told that Chang Lequ could not accept penetration, so he simply fondled their genitalia, while Jane was nourishing them.

As they ended, Chang Lequ said that she now needed another enema -- who could give it to her?

The best solution was to equip Chang Lequ with the catheter with a pump; since the urine in her bladder was not enough, Edna inserted a T-pipe between the catheter inserted in the urethra and the pump, so it collected the urine from two bladders -- Edna's and Lequ's.

In the meantime, John was getting rabid -- his genitalia had worked much like the ones of Jane, Edna and Lequ, bud he had not managed to have orgasm yet, so he asked Jane to do something about it.

"Dear John, I'd ask Chang Lequ if she would like to help. The fact that she cannot accept penetration doesn't mean that she is sexually inactive. In the meantime, could you please suckle some milk from me? My breasts are not being properly emptied tonight, even though I am giving milk with largesse."

John would never let Jane think that he did not help her in time of distress, so he grabbed her tits and begun suckling. His penis got hard, and he rubbed it over Jane's belly, and even put it in touch with her clitoris (her breasts were big and not too firm, so he could easily raise them over her head), but he could only arouse Jane so much that, after suckling, he easily satisfied her by licking her clit.

He asked Jane, "Have you ever thought about sinus stupratio?"

"Sucking my own milk straight from my nipples? I do that while you sleep, darling. Probably you should sleep less," jokingly answered Jane.

When their bladders were empty, and Chang Lequ's rectum was full, Edna removed the catheter and the pump, and Chang Lequ summoned John and Jane.

"I heard what were you saying. There is perhaps a way to solve the problem. While I and John engage in a 69, you and Edna suckle my breasts."

"Can you have oral sex with a man?"

"If the penis or the tongue don't go beyond the visible parts of the body, there is no penetration, as per Astarte Nunnery's charter. So I can suck it as if it were a lollipop, but I cannot accept a 'deep throat' penetration."

"That's OK," John said.

So Chang Lequ laid supine, cautiously inserted John's penis into her mouth, signaled him to lay and begin his part of the job, and Jane and Edna managed to extract the lengthy breasts of Chang Lequ from under John's belly.

The stimulation John gave Chang Lequ was so powerful that she squeezed his head between her thighs, and Jane and Edna had to bite Lequ to prevent her from strangling John. But then the intercourse resumed well; Chang Lequ touched Jane's, Edna's and John's butt with her hands, and Jane and Edna stimulated his penis and scrotum in order to help him have his orgasm -- the limited stimulation Chang Lequ's mouth could provide was not enough.

After Lequ's and John's orgasms, Chang Lequ moved her bowels, they all showered and bade each other "Good night" after a so long and tiresome (although delightful) evening!



The Toy Salespeople Ch. 06



The next morning the Astarte Nunnery abbess phoned Chang Lequ and Edna telling them that a bridge on the road to the nunnery had collapsed (with no casualty), and the delivery of the toys had to be put off by a week. So Chang Lequ could enjoy an extended leave.

Edna proposed her lovers, "Dear friends, the shop closes for a week, and my father is going to spend this week in Mexico. What if we will spend the week together in our villa in the Lake XXX?"

John and Jane answered, "It's a good idea. How will we share the expenses?"

"Equally," answered Edna, "What do you think, Lequ?"

"Hmm ... Lake XXX is near the Astarte Nunnery, so after the holiday you could easily bring me and our toys there. Ok, I accept, but as a nun, I haven't much money."

"Don't worry – we are just going to buy some food, and the fuel is on the house – if I went alone I would burn it anyway," answered Edna.

So they loaded a van with the nunnery's toys, and made their way to Lake XXX, where they took a boat and reached the island with Edna's villa.

The whole island belonged to Edna's family, which decided to keep most of it as a park, and therefore built quite a small, but comfortable, house. The island was encircled by trees and bushes, so Edna felt free to completely undress as soon as the boat landed, and her friends followed suit.

The house was reasonably clean, and Edna was going to prepare dinner, but Jane stopped her.

"You needn't waste your time and food - I can effortlessly nourish you all and for free." she said.

"Jane, you can't produce milk without eating," answered Edna, "and to produce 1 pound of milk you have to eat 9 pounds of food at least."

"You are wrong, and if you give me bathroom scales, I'll prove that."

"The scales are in the bathroom; but how could you prove your point?"

"Please, fetch them," rejoined Jane, and Edna brought them to the kitchen.

They were all naked, and saw Jane climb on the scales, telling them, "Please, read my weight aloud."

"155 pounds."

"Now look at my bosom."

They looked, and saw a full-fledged nipple growing on her sternum, soon followed by a breast which in less than a minute reached the same size of the other two.

"What's my weight now?"

"160 pounds. What's your point, Jane?"

"I needn't eat to gather all the matter I need for my body. I can produce all the milk you may crave for, and tailor it to your nutritional needs, effortless and for free. There is no need to cook."

"I still don't believe you," said Edna.

"Take three, or six, or nine bottles, then, and insert my nipples into them. Edna will deal with the left, Lequ with the right, John with the central nipple."

They found three half gallon bottles which were used to carry water in picnics, washed and put them under Jane's breasts. "Perhaps we'll also need three funnels," she noticed.

When the funnels were found, Jane put them on the flasks' necks and squirted her milk into them – the bottles overflew in less than a minute, and the scales under her feet didn't notice a decrease in weight.

"Sorry, I've deprived you of the pleasure of sucking it directly from the source," said Jane, "You can taste it – it's a day's worth of precious milk."

John, Edna and Lequ tasted the milk of all three bottles, and agreed with her – they needed not cook.

"Jane, who are you?" asked her husband John.

"An extraterrestrial who wanted to study earthly customs, and I wanted to thank you for all the help, love, friendship and pleasure you've given me."

"Do you really enjoy orgasm," asked John, "or was it a deception?"

"When I put on a female body, I made sure that I would enjoy what women enjoy. All my orgasms have been genuine."

"So we have an extraterrestrial friend and lover who gives us pleasure and nourishment," noticed Edna, "Thanks."

"I advise you to drink the milk before it gets cold and sour," said Jane, "Then I will make you enjoy the best night in your life so far."

They all drank their flasks empty, moved their bowels, had a shower, and met Jane in Edna's king size bed.

"Look at my thighs," Jane said, and John, Edna and Lequ noticed that over either of them was growing an emulation of the male penis, and above it something like a clitoral pump.

"Are we supposed to suckle your milk while penetrated by these penises and stimulated by these pumps?" asked Edna.

"If you like," replied Jane.

"I cannot be penetrated without breaking my vows!" complained Lequ, but Jane rejoined, "Remember: I'm not human, although I am more vocal than your toys. Your decision should be independent of your nunnery's charter."

"What should I do?" asked John, and Jane replied, "The twat has always been craving for your cock, my dear."

"But there is a problem or two," noticed John.

"What problems?"

"First, if you were taller, your breasts would be at our mouths' height, and we could suckle and ... make love without physical discomfort," John said.

"Touché," Jane said, and visibly became taller and bustier.

"A taller woman can afford bigger breasts without being a monster – and I think that you all will love it," chuckled Jane, and John quipped, "You've passed from D cup to H cup ... I'll never end this meal!"

"Passengers onboard, please take your seats before takeoff. Your meal will be served as soon as you are ready to fly high to heaven," Jane announced.

Edna kneeled over Jane's right thigh, and Lequ over the left; they positioned their clitorises over the pumps, and let the penises retract and position their glandes under their labia minora.

Jane said, "I have to lay supine, in order to let John move his body properly; don't worry, I will raise my thighs," and she did that.

John put his hands over Edna's and Lequ's buttocks to support himself while positioning his penis in front of Jane's vulva. Edna and Lequ reciprocated by patting his butt, and John began penetrating Jane.

Jane intentionally contracted her vaginal muscles in order to slow the penetration and feel the penis more; John knew that, and throbbed, throbbed and throbbed until his member was fully inserted.

He then hugged Edna and Lequ, and they hugged and kissed him in turn; Jane's penises began penetrating, slowly but steadily the women's vaginas, and their arousal grew.

"I think you can begin to eat your meal," Jane said, but John objected, "Could you possibly grow another set of breasts?"

"Why? Where? What size?" replied Jane, and John explained, "You've given us a breast to nourish us; but if we had another breast each at our bosoms' height, we could feel the familiar and pleasurable female touch on our own breasts. The size is up to you."

Jane laughed, and grew another set of five breasts.

"Three are at your bosoms' height, so you will feel that you're hugging a woman; two are at Edna's and Lequ's navels' height – so its nipples will enter them and stimulate them. I know that John prefers my navel to a supplementary nipple, so he'll do without."

Edna added, "The breasts are really arousing, but ... why just a penis each?"

"Do you want another penis for anal penetration?"

"It would make everything perfect!" replied Lequ.

Jane also grew two more penises, which penetrated the women's butts – John made a gesture showing that he would like to do without it.

Now Jane's body was perfectly tailored to her husband's and lovers' sexual needs, and they all took advantage of that. John loved so much the breast at his bosom's height that not only did he touch it, but also the others below Edna's and Lequ's breasts – incidentally titillating them too.

So Edna and Lequ followed suit touching all Jane's breasts, her genitalia, John's pubis and scrotum, and even each other's genitalia.

Edna and Lequ, multiply stimulated (by the strokes, by the pumps, by the pairs of penises), had several orgasms, while John, as usual, got its own belatedly – he didn't want to spoil the party by ending it too soon!

But his decision made Edna and Lequ drink way too much milk – Edna said, "After a week like this, my boobs will match yours, Jane," while Lequ noticed, "it's strange ... I don't usually eat much milk, as I cannot digest it, but this milk seems different. Why?"

"Because I took care to produce galactose-less milk. All the milk you've drunk is tailored to your nutritional needs, so, don't worry, Edna – your boobs won't overgrow unless you really ask for that :-)"

"What a wonderful wife I have," John said while leering to all her boobs.

"John ... I'm not going to keep all these tits all day. I'm going to give you three meals (and the accompanying orgasms) a day in this bodily form, but after that, I will resume my usual height and appearance.

So, you will only see two breasts of mine between meals."

"Couldn't you keep their current size at least?" asked John.

Jane laughed, and she resumed her usual height, reabsorbed the extra genitalia on her thighs, and her six supplementary breasts – but her standard tits retained their current size – H cup.

"Thanks, my dear wife," said John before kissing her; Jane loved the kiss, and began stroking him in order to arouse him, so he kissed her neck, her shoulders, her armpits, her nipples.

He began suckling them, but Jane told him, "You've already had your meal – you'll only be able to get a symbolic quantity – or do you prefer to drink soda from my breasts?"

John signaled, "Yes," so Jane let him drink some soda from her nipples. After doing that, he kissed and licked her vulva, and suckled her clit. Jane knew one of his well-hidden desires, and the clit instantaneously became a nipple, which filled his mouth with a liquid resembling Malvasia (an Italian white wine).

John loved this act of kindness very much, and as he was really aroused, penetrated Jane's vagina, which clasped his penis so tightly that they eventually had a wonderful simultaneous orgasm.

As John's penis was still somewhat erect, he told Jane, "Please, let me finish into the other hole."

Jane did not object, she rose her knees up to her face in order to expose her anus, and relaxed it so John could easily penetrate it – it was actually easier than penetrating her vagina.

Then Jane hugged him, and kept he and his penis prisoners until he overcame the refractory period, its penis could get erected again in her rectum, and give and get an orgasm.

"Please, let me pee now," asked John, and Jane said, "Ok, I'll absorb it nearly instantly – as I can create matter, I can also destroy it."

John peed, and Jane got his fluid as an additional proof of his love. John's penis got out of her anus as clean as a whistle. 



The Toy Salespeople Ch. 07



At Edna's, Jane alternated between "nursing mode", with eight breast and two sets of male genitalia in addition to her female ones (see "The Toy Salespeople Ch. 06") in order to give simultaneous oral and genital satisfaction to her husband John and her girlfriends Edna and Lequ, and "loving mode", in which she kept just two H-cup breasts and her female genitalia -- and made love with John most of the time.

She assumed the "nursing mode" at breakfast, noon and dinner -- she spent the rest of the day in "loving mode", talking, playing and making love with John, while Edna and Lequ did the same among them.

The erotic quartet remained intact only during meals -- outside them, it split into two couples, and Jane wondered whether Lequ would come back to the Astarte Nunnery, or ask for the termination of her monastic status in order to live with Edna.

Edna's tradition was that her small house and large park in her family's island were a nudist camp, and all four kept textile-free during their one week vacation.

But the next-to-last day, Jane raised a problem while John was keeping his penis in her vagina, fondling her breasts and occasionally sucking her nipples -- they were not seeking orgasm, but just having a more intimate conversation and contact than usual.

"John, you remember that when we landed at Edna's island I was a D-cup, don't you?"

"Yes, I do. I loved these breasts, but the H-cup ones you now sport are much better."

"I too love them more than the ones I had. I feel proud of them, and I at times think that queens have crowns, but I have something worthier."

"Let me give you a kiss, darling. You're perfectly right."

"But when we'll come home, I won't be able to wear my bra -- I won't even be able to button my shirt up."

"You want to buy new clothes, do you?"

"I need them. But it isn't easy to enter a clothes' shop as a D-cup woman and ask for garments fitting an H-cup."

"You could claim that you're dressing up for Mardi Gras."

"We are in August, darling."

They weren't alone in the room: Edna and Lequ had inserted a double dildo into their vaginas and were passionately fondling each other; but they heard Jane's complaint, and Lequ said, "Jane, our abbess is H-cup and is nearly as tall as you. Perhaps she could lend you some garments until you buy your own."

"This implies disclosing my real essence to her," replied Jane, "Is she able to keep such a secret?"

"You may never imagine which secrets have been buried within her," rejoined Lequ, "You can trust her, and I can even ask her if she can help you."

Jane agreed, Lequ took the cellphone and phoned her abbess.

"The bridge has been repaired," she announced, "You can come back tomorrow."

"I won't be alone. I'll be with some friends, and one of them needs your help."

"Why?"

"It is difficult to explain why, but her breasts have grown from D-cup to H-cup in less than a week, and she would like you to lend her one of your bras and shirts for one afternoon."

"Please, let me talk to her," said the abbess; Lequ gave Jane the cellphone, and as soon as she said "Hello", the abbes sneezed.

Jane immediately realized that ... the abbes was an extraterrestrial of her own kind! Her peculiar sneeze was an identification mark only another extraterrestrial could detect.

Among them, there were better communication means than a cellphone, so Jane just had a light conversation with the abbess:

"Good evening, Ms.?"

"Diletta. I'm of Italian origin, and my name means 'Beloved'."

"A wonderful name. My name is the commonplace 'Jane'. Pleased to meet you."

"Pleased to meet you. My nun Chang Lequ said that your breasts have doubled their size in just than a week, and you're now braless."

"Yes, Diletta. We have spent a week full of love, and these are the results. Could you be of some help?"

"Yes, I will be. But I would also like to invite you all to spend a week in my nunnery."

"A wonderful proposal, but I'm with my husband. Perhaps you wouldn't like him to enter the nunnery."

"There are guest quarters in the nunnery. He may dwell there and meet you several times a day. Please, do ask him and your friend ... Edna."

Jane asked, and they all agreed, so they accepted Diletta's proposal, and prepared for the trip.

But that night, after nourishing John, Edna and Lequ, and giving them extremely deep orgasms so that they would soundly sleep through the night, Jane made telepathic contact with Diletta."

"Hi, Jane."

"Hi, Diletta. Which squad do you belong to?"

"I'm not a researcher. Actually, I've been exiled."

"Why?"

"For warmongering. I led a rebellion in Kokhav against the Federation of Planets."

"You could have been deactivated for that."

"My attorney proved that life conditions in Kokhav had become intolerable, and the court took that as a mitigating factor.

But my powers have been severely limited: my body may not exceed the boundaries of a 3 x 3 x 6 feet parallelepiped, and the only objects I may create are the bodily products ..."

"... as they make your impersonation realistic. I share this limitation with you."

"Yes, and my telepathic communications are being monitored."

"Oh, I understand. So we'll talk again at the nunnery."

"That's OK. Can you tell me your body sizes?"

"Height 5'5", bust girth 49", underbust girth 36", waist girth 30", hip girth 43"."

"You're actually an I-cup, not just an H-cup, but I have the clothes you need. Goodbye, Jane."

"Thanks and goodbye, Diletta."

The next morning, after nursing John, Edna and Lequ, Jane asked, "Is there a way to cover my bosom until we reach Astarte Nunnery, or shall I reduce my breasts to D-cup until then?"

Edna answered, "My van is windowless, so you can display us your full glory once you are there, but until then, you really have to adopt a low profile."

"That's OK for me," John said, so Jane shrunk her breasts, letting a couple tears drop from her eyes.

"Had I had my camera at hand, it would have been the saddest footage of the year," commented John, and Jane sobbed and hugged him, and Edna, and Lequ, who comforted her as if she had lost her mother.

Then they could all clean the house, have a shower, wear their clothes, and sail to the harbor they had come from.

Before going to the van, they went to the post office -- as the mail was not delivered to the island, it piled up in Edna's PO Box, and she had to check it. There he found a parcel from her cousin Alice.

She was a jeweler who also made intimate jewelry (see "The Jeweler Ch. 01"), and from time to time she sent specimens of her jewels to Edna; this parcel was thoroughly sealed and heavily insured, as it contained a heavy 18k gold nipple chain, complete with filigree shields.

Edna proposed her friends to get into the van, and then wear it to appreciate it fully.

The first to wear it was, teasingly, John, who noticed that the chain was so long that it dangled below his flaccid penis' tip; he tried to dance with it on, but he noticed that his male nipples weren't sensitive enough to get aroused. On the other hand, he easily gained an erection by rubbing the chain around his penis.

Then it was Edna's turn. She took off her shirt and her bra, and Lequ applied the shields over her nipples. The chain dangled beautifully from her CC-cup breast, and the shields were customized to her nipples, so they both adorned and stimulated them well.

As Edna treaded on the van floor, the dangling chain aroused her, and she stretched her arms to hug Lequ, Jane and John. They all toyed with the chain, adding stimulation to stimulation, and removed all Edna's garments with no opposition.

Then they all undressed, and chose their roles: John stood behind Edna and made her spread her legs open, while Lequ and Jane rubbed their nipples against Edna's skin and nipple chain and shield.

The chain was so well made that even the slight touch of a woman's nipples against the shields stimulated Edna, and while John was gaining his way to Edna's vagina, Edna was filing her girlfriends' genitalia with the chain -- and they touched her labia and clitoris in turn.

When John put his hands on Edna's nipples, Jane and Lequ ground the chain between their genitalia and Edna's thighs and touched Edna's and John's torsos with their inflated tits and erect teats, Edna's vagina lubricated and opened, and John penetrated her.

Edna kissed Lequ and Jane, and even managed to kiss John as he was still in her. When the women were done (John, as usual, did not reach orgasm), Edna proposed Lequ to wear the chain, and to do the same thing.

Lequ did that, but John wasn't allowed to penetrate her, and could only rub the labia with his penis. The stimulation was good enough anyway, and Lequ asked him not to stop until she had come five times -- as an Astarte nun, she had to come seven times on weekdays, and eight times on Sundays -- and she had only came twice so far.

John and the girls were more than happy to please her, but when they were done, John, Edna and Lequ had to pee, and there were no toilet in the van.

Jane easily solved the problem: she asked John to pee into her rectum, and to encourage him she grew her breasts from D-cup to HH-cup. John's penis got hard, and he could easily insert it into her rectum, once she laid supine on the van floor, and raised her legs in order to expose her anus to enemy fire.

When John was done, Jane grew a kind of funnel at either side of the pelvis, between the navel and the hip joints, and told her girlfriends, "You have to put your vulvae exactly on these funnels. They will seal your genitalia and collect your urine."

Edna and Lequ did that, and when the funnels sealed their twats, they felt that a sort of tongue began licking their clitoris and labia while they were urinating. And a pair of probes grew from Jane's thighs, entered her girlfriends' anuses, hooked their bodies to hers, gave them added stimulation, administered an enema, collected the soaked faeces, and when they were done, they also cleaned the anus -- while they were enjoying clitoral orgasm, and the tongues stimulating their twats were also cleaning them.

"Sorry for the surprise," Jane apologized, "But I hate to waste time."

"Apology accepted," Edna and Lequ said, while John was wondering in which way was his wife going to torture him.

"Don't worry, dear hubby," said Jane; she then asked Edna and Lequ, "Would you like to give him a titfuck while I probe his anus?"

"We'd like that," Edna answered, and Lequ added, "The probe isn't painful -- you will only suddenly feel that your bowels are empty."

So Lequ sat on the van floor crossing the legs; Edna laid supine with the head between her thighs and touching her pubic mound; John sat on her belly (taking care not to let his weight fall over her stomach) and put his penis between her breast, and Jane hugged him from behind, and inserted her probe into his butt.

The probe was two pronged: one prong went through the rectum to administer the enema, the other stimulated his prostate, so John soon begun to squirt pre-cum, and Edna begun licking and swallowing it.

Another set of prongs stimulated Edna's genitalia and anus, so she rapidly came, and asked for mercy.

Then it was Lequ's turn, and John couldn't halt the orgasm this time, when his bowels were cleaned.

The only one who had not worn the chain so far was Jane, who hung it to her I-cup boobs, and teased her husband and girlfriends with it. Then she asked them, "Would you like me to enter in nursing mode while wearing the chain? You won't forget the experience!"

They all assented, and Jane's tits became ten -- besides the eight boobs she usually had in nursing mode, she grew two more at her armpits, and hung the chain to their nipples -- so, when John, Edna and Lequ took their position over her usual breasts and genitalia, she could let the chain pass over their shoulder, as if to bind them to her body.

After the orgasm, John could not penetrate a human vagina, but it was not a problem for Jane, whose non-human vagina could do anything for John's sake, and sucked his penis into itself.

Milk was more abundant than usual, and all the bodies attached to Jane's more adept to orgasm, so they enjoyed the nursing session a lot -- Jane's breasts were very mobile that day, and the nipples stroked their bodies as if they were fingers.

Jane's vagina was hot and tight, and massaged John's penis well; her sets of male genitalia were hotter and wider than usual, and produced lots of liquid, so rinsing Edna's and Lequ's rectums and vaginas well.

When they were all done, Edna proposed Jane to keep her I-cup breasts (only two, obviously --outside nursing, the others were redundant and cumbersome), wear her shirt, and as it could not be buttoned as it was tailored for a D-cup, to hang the chain on her nipples: the shields would cover the teats well enough to stave off an indecent exposure charge, and the dangling chain would beautifully adorn her body, and positively impress the Astarte nuns as the van would enter their nunnery courtyard.

Jane accepted, and found that the chain fit her well; she reduced the diameter of the areolas, lest the shields seemed a couple of coins glued to two red traffic lights, and sat in the back of the van, while all her travel mates dressed and Edna turned the engine on.

Jane hoped to be able to admire the landscape, but she was wrong: her majestic boobs covered by the royal chain proved an irresistible temptation for John, who made love with her four times in a three hour trip.

Luckily, the noblest of metals, gold, could not be altered by their bodily fluids, and when Edna's van entered the nunnery courtyard, and Jane got out of it showing the shining chain dangling from her mammoth juggs, the (bisexual or lesbian) nuns whistled at her as if they were male sex offenders imprisoned since WW1.



The Toy Salespeople Ch. 08



The protocol would have required Chang Lequ to lead and her guests to follow when entering the Astarte Nunnery, but as Jane was clearly the prettiest of the quartet, with her shining nipple chain dangling from her I-cup breasts, she led the cortege, with Edna at her left and Chang Lequ at her right -- and John, her husband, behind her.

Diletta, the Astarte Nunnery abbess, had the door opened and went out to receive them. She was nearly the same height and sizes as Jane, but she was an H-cup, not an I-cup. While Chang Lequ was wearing a white dress resembling the one worn by Carmelite nuns, Diletta was wearing a blue fishnet top with a matching G-string.

Jane saw that Diletta kept her areolae very wide, so she enlarged her own for a few seconds to match them -- much in the way two friends match gestures when they meet. Diletta appreciated it, and led the quartet in.

The nunnery was modeled after a small Cistercian abbey, as there were just 7 nuns plus the abbess, and the abbess' office was between the "basilica" and the chapter house. Only Chang Lequ was allowed into the "basilica", as it was the building in which group sex was held; before entering it, she told her friends that it had both a big nave and several side "chapels", so the nuns could either have a collective orgy or intimate encounters -- and tradition required that a nun who had been absent for more than two days celebrated reunion with a wild orgy.

John and Edna were led to the guest quarters -- and left alone in the same room. John missed Jane, Edna missed Lequ, and they found solace in each other's arms and having sex together.

Diletta led Jane to her office, and once they were alone, they hugged and kissed. Diletta removed Jane's chain from her nipples, and Jane removed Diletta's fishnet top. Then Jane removed her shirt, while Diletta removed her pants -- but they didn't remove their panties yet, as they wanted to speak before having sex.

They sat on a sofa, cuddling together, and incidentally touching each other's breasts and nipples while speaking.

"Tell me, Jane, why did you come on Earth, and how did you meet John?"

"I was charged with studying human family life as a 'participant observer', so I had to impersonate a woman, find a mate, become a wife. I should also have endeavored to bear a child, but the man I chose didn't want to father one, and the current economic distress advised against it."

"Why did you choose John? You knew that he wasn't going to have children, didn't you?"

"You're right, but I felt very attracted by his personality. After marrying him, I realized that he was better suited to me, a non-human, than to any woman."

"So the experiment hasn't been successful -- you've chosen a non-representative mate."

"Other researchers are going to do my job, and will find representative mates of either sexes. I was allowed to continue, as the study of a peculiar family like mine could shed light on more 'normal' ones".

"Right," conceded Diletta, "And I could be exiled on Earth because I accepted to inquiry into 'group sex'. That's why I established the Astarte Nunnery."

"How could you get the money?"

Diletta gibed and asked Jane, "If you had to sell something of yourself to raise money, what would you sell?"

"I don't think that my cunt is worth so much."

"Right -- but think again."

"I could ... sell my milk!"

"Bull's eye! Please, compute how much milk did I secrete in order to raise 100 megabucks."

"A hundred million US Dollars? The farm gate price of milk is now about $1.10 a gallon -- so you had to squirt more than 90.6 million gallons of milk! How could you manage to sell it?"

"I sold my cunt too."

Jane laughed her head off and said, "I guess how could it happen: there are so many males with a milk fetish around here, that they could do anything in order to fuck a stellar milk producer -- even to sell her milk as if it were genuine cow milk!"

"Their composition and taste were identical, so those who drank my milk or ate its cheese enjoyed both."

"Kudos. What did the parole bureau and research supervisors think about it?"

"A dazzling example of entrepreneurship; a brilliant investigation on human nature."

Jane didn't agree with that, although she knew that nobody was hurt and lots of people were satisfied; perhaps she had impersonated a human female for too much time, and had developed a scrupulous conscience.

Perhaps it wasn't her impersonating a woman: lots of women find sleeping around graver than selling fake milk as if it were genuine, but Jane did the other way round :-)

Anyway, she decided to ask Diletta what she sought for: to borrow a bra and a shirt she could wear until she could enter a clothes shop and renew her wardrobe.

Diletta, somewhat disappointed, went to the wardrobe, took the garments and helped Jane wear them, saying, "The cups are somewhat smaller than needed, but they shouldn't be too uncomfortable until you go to the shop.

By the way, would you like to help me with an experiment?"

"What experiment?"

"Do you enjoy orgasm while having sex?"

"Obviously. It's one of the most amazing things I've learnt from humans."

"Good. I too. Orgasms are 'alien' to our species, and I think no couple of our species have ever enjoyed it."

"How could they do? In our natural form we are no bigger than a tennis ball, we live on pure energy, and only communicate telepathically. Orgasms require an entirely different walk of life."

"Yes, and we are apparently the only two conspecifics who have trodden this alternative walk of life, and could experiment on what orgasm could mean to a couple of our species."

"Diletta, the standard enticement runs as 'Would you like to look at my butterflies' collection?'.

But your proposal is very interesting, and I would like to make the experiment now. Had you told it before, I wouldn't have wasted time wearing the bra."

So Diletta unfastened her bra, hugged Jane from behind and fondled her breasts; as she pressed on her nipples, Jane released her milk, and Diletta raised Jane's I-cup boobs over her shoulders up to her mouth and suckled them.

Jane felt her twat full of fluid and her hands reached it to stroke the labia and the clitoris; Diletta grew a penis out of her genitalia, slipped it between Jane's thighs and penetrated her vagina; the penis lengthened, bent, got U-shaped and its lower part touched the floor.

A bulge grew out of Diletta's penis and supported Jane's butt; Diletta told Jane (with her nipples still between the lips), "Raise your knees," and Jane did that, letting her body be supported by Diletta's penis.

Then Diletta's penis lowered Jane's body and twisted it; Diletta had to bend forward, as Jane's nipples were still in her mouth, and she wanted to keep them there while Jane's body was turning.

Jane now faced Diletta; Diletta offered her own breasts to Jane, and, as they were long and saggy, they could both suckle each other's nipples, and kiss at the same time.

They hugged, and Diletta's penis begun to throb in Jane's vagina; Jane grew her own penis and, as it was two-pronged, she penetrated Diletta's vagina and anus with it. Diletta mimicked her, and they could now enjoy complete satisfaction.

They both could, but one of them didn't: it was Jane. She disliked Diletta's trick with her own milk first, and the way she was abruptly penetrated and twisted by her penis was more a rape than a surprise -- so she could not enjoy orgasm.

Moreover, both in her natural form and as the impersonation of a woman, she was somewhat selective in her relationships. In her natural form, she could share some thoughts and emotions with some conspecifics only, and now she knew that she could enjoy orgasm with her husband John, and with her girlfriends Edna and Lequ -- but not with Diletta.

What to do? A thing she had learnt, but never put into practice so far, was to feign orgasm.

She decided to pretend in order not to disappoint Diletta -- she would then communicate to the research department that the experiment went awry, and the results were irrelevant.

When Jane was playing her part, Diletta turned an MP3 player on, which played, "The weapon caches are in the planets Noga, Madim and Shabtay, at these coordinates ..."

Jane continued her pretence, and Diletta's MP3 player its dictation; when it stopped Jane asked Diletta, "Why did you turn the MP3 player on? You nearly turned me off!"

"Dear Jane, I have to thank you because you've been extremely helpful to my cause. You know, the police taps my telepathic communications, but not yours. And it doesn't listen to my spoken words."

"Diletta, I've just heard your recorded words, I haven't rebroadcast them. There is a barrier in our mind which prevents broadcasting irrelevant or private thoughts."

"The orgasm I caused you lowered it. It was the effect of the shared orgasm between conspecifics, for which the Astarte Nunnery was a convenient test bed. Humans test new remedies on animals, I tested it on humans"

Jane realized that Diletta had tried to exploit her for a cause she was averse to -- nonhumans like her were hard to kill, but thousands of them had died in the Kokhav revolt. And Diletta was restarting it!

So Jane telepathically squealed for help; Diletta jeered and said, "The request is pointless. The police forces must already have been disabled."

But a pyramid of tennis balls, three feet tall, materialized on Diletta's writing desk, Diletta lost her body and resumed her original tennis ball form; the pyramid became a sphere which engulfed Diletta and vanished with her, while Jane sat on her sofa and cried.

John wasn't either a talented or a skilled telepath, but she knew that Jane was going through hell, and went after her. He found her on the sofa, consoled her, and asked her what had happened.

"Diletta was a conspecific of mine, exiled here because she had started a revolt. She tried to restart it through me, but I called the police instead.

The nunnery is now without abbess, and we should inform the nuns, so they may decide what to do. Perhaps we should also tell them that she was exploiting them too."

The nuns looked up the ledger, and determined that the 90.6 million gallons of ersatz cow milk Diletta had secreted allowed her to buy both the nunnery they lived in, and a luxury condo in San Francisco, CA. There were no debts, and the bank account was even 5.6 megabucks in the black.

The nuns loved their lifestyle, and couldn't be held responsible for Diletta's milk swindle -- which had hurt nobody, anyway. So they decided to lease the San Francisco condo in order to comfortably life off the rent.

Chang Lequ became the new abbess, and her first decision was to wean her sisters off the toys. 

She knew that they weren't really necessary to fill the orgasm daily quota (7 orgasms from Monday through Saturday, 8 on Sundays -- 50 orgasms a week each nun), and they had been imposed by Diletta in order to control the nuns.

She offered Jane to join the nunnery, but Jane, with her renewed wardrobe, declined -- she loved her husband, and she couldn't reconcile being his wife with being a nun. Edna volunteered instead: she had fallen in love with Chang Lequ, and found the other nuns nice and attractive -- so she could easily have sex with them too.

The new nun had to prove her worth by starting an orgy, and Edna did exactly that; Jane and John had a special permission to assist -- but they didn't watch for long, as they secluded into a chapel, and had fun on their own.

Jane's new I-cup breasts were really worth the while, and she trimmed her vagina so that John felt it tighter and warmer. After the (nuns') orgy and the (couple's) intercourse, Jane offered her milk to the nuns as a parting gift -- and John had to stimulate the milk yield by penetrating her from the rear while she was nursing the nuns.