1 comments/ 31412 views/ 5 favorites Messy Melinda By: BossySon21a This story is pure fantasy, real life doesn't work like this, it's just for fun. It starts off mild but may later involve all sorts of humiliating and kinky things. Melinda pulled up to the curb, parking her car, curbing the wheels, and turning off the CD player i a few automatic motions. Even as she did, she was pulling out her cell, dialing up her office to make sure she had everything covered for the weekend. It was a Friday afternoon, but Melinda had not become one of the more successful businesswomen in her city by not being thorough. When she was sure she had done everything she needed to do before starting her weekend, the 56 year old clicked off her cell, put it back in her purse, and emerged from her sleek red convertible. She strolled up the walk to her rural lakeside home, her high heels clicking on the concrete, humming a cheerful tune as walked. Melinda Norris was a tall woman, easily 5'10" in her bare feet, and she had a figure that age had merely put a few extra curves on. With her long and still mostly-naturally blonde hair worn down her back, and a face that was marked mainly by laugh lines, she looked not so much younger than her age as a beautiful example of a grown woman. She worked hard to maintain her appearance, both because it was an asset in her professional life and because, as she was honest enough to admit to herself, she was vain about it and liked the attention she got from men because of it. As she reached the front door of her house, and let herself inside, she called out, "I'm home!" Silence was the response. She stepped inside, and said again, a little louder, "I'm home!" Again the only response was silence. Melinda looked puzzled for a moment, looking around, but the house seemed normal, if empty and quiet. After a moment a disappointed look crossed the widow's features. She sighed, slipped off her high heels, and padded to the kitchen in her stockinged feet to get herself a snack, and as she entered the kitchen the lights came on and the air was filled with a loud yell of "SURPRISE!" A dozen people were waiting for her in her kitchen, a huge banner had been spread across one wall reading: 'Happy 56th birthday!' and right in the middle of the crowd were five people she was especially delighted to see, her son Neil and his wife Jean, and next to Jean was Melinda's daughter Cathy, and with Neil and Jean were her twin granddaughters Bethany and Briana. Standing beside Cathy was Cathy's husband Steven. "You-!" Melinda said, laughing in delight. "I was starting to think you'd all forgotten, or had something better to do!" "Never, Grandma!" Bethany said as she hugged the older woman. "We've been planning this for ages!" Along with her family were several close friends, and sitting on the kitchen table was a huge cake with 56 glowing candles. "You know," Melinda said as she sat down at the table, surrounded by her friends and family, "you didn't absolutely have to put all fifty-six candles on the cake! That's kind of rubbing it in!" "Oh quit complaining, Mel," her best friend Tina Stafford said laughing. "When I turned 53 you planted 53 signs advertising it in my yard!" "Yeah, Grandma, besides, the candles are a challenge!" Briana said. Uh oh, Melinda thought nervously, here it comes! "Dare I ask what kind of challenge?" Melinda asked nervously. In her circle of friends and family, birthday parties were known to get a little wild and crazy. "Simple, Mom," Neil said from where he was preparing punch. "If you manage to blow out all the candles on your first try, we'll let you out of your birthday spankings!" Melinda's jaw dropped. "You're kidding!" "Nope, he's not, Mom," Cathy laughed. "You have a birthday spanking come from me, from Neil, from Jean and Steven, and from Bri and Beth, but you can spare your fanny if you manage to blow out all the candles!" Melinda looked from daughter to son, to son to daughter-in-law, to the twins, and saw six evil if loving smiles, and sighed, "You're not kidding!" "Not a bit of it, they're quite serious!" Tina said. "After what you did to me at my last birthday, I really want to see you get it, too!" "So come on, Grandma!" Brian urged, "blow out the candles! Let's see if you can do it!" Nervously drawing a deep breath, Melinda stood up and leaned forward, and closed her eyes and blew as hard as she could! A moment later she opened her eyes...and saw that there were at least a dozen candles still burning in spite of her best efforts. Amid the general laughter and teasing, Melinda said with a mixture of dismay and amusement, "I guess it looks like my poor fanny is in for a hot time!" Before they cut the cake, they ate the catered meal that her children had arranged, and along with excellent sandwiches and soup there were bottles of good wine, which flowed freely. Even the twins, who at 19 were technically too young, were imbibing, but nobody seemed inclined to stop them. By the time the meal was over and it was time to cut the cake, most of the guests and the birthday girl were at least slightly tipsy, though nobody was really quite drunk. The volume of the laughter had risen, the mood was lighter and less restrained. After the meal was over, Neil and Cathy handed Melinda a knife to cut the cake, removing the now cold candles as they did, and Melinda served up slices of the chocolate cake to her relatives and friends, keeping a big piece for herself, a piece with a thick swirl of chocolate icing, and enjoyed every delicious, horribly fattening bite, vowing to herself as she did that she would go to the gym religiously all week to make up for it. After the meal was over, it was time for the games, and everyone was tipsy enough that many inhibitions of dignity were fading fast. Tina said to the assembled group, "Since I was the last birthday girl, it's my turn to organize a little fun for Melinda here!" A general laugh rose. Melinda laughed too, but remembering what she and the others had done to and with Tina on her 53rd birthday, she couldn't help but be a little nervous and afraid, 'paybacks are a bitch', after all, was an old saying because it was true! "OK, first things first," Tina said, "it's Melinda's birthday, and therefore I think she's just a little bit overdressed. Melinda, I'll leave it up to you, do you want to spend the rest of party in your birthday suit voluntarily, or do we have to do it the hard way?" Melinda gasped and blushed, and said, "You're not serious?!" Tina and the others laughed and Tina said, "I'll take that as a 'the hard way'. Neil and Steven, you two hold her while Cathy and Jean and the girls do the honors!" "Now wait just a minute-" Melinda started to protest, but even as she was she felt her arms being held, carefully but firmly, by her son and son, while her daughter, daughter-in-law, and granddaughters, with wicked smiles, approached her. "Don't you dare, Catherine Diane! I mean it, don't you even try it-" Melinda's protests might have been more effective if she had been able to keep laughter out of her voice as the guys lifted her up, and her 34 year old daughter and 19 year old granddaughters began pulling at her clothing, her feeble struggles not giving them much difficulty at all. Cathy was unbuttoning her blouse, and Briana and Bethany had her skirt halfway down her legs in spite of her half-serious efforts to stop them, her son and son held her firmly, toes off the ground, so there was not actually that much she could do to stop her determined family from stripping her! Melinda felt hands behind her, which she knew to be Jean, pulling off the blouse Cathy had unbuttoned, her son and son adjusting their holds on her arms to make it easier as she did, and then she felt Jean undoing the clasps of her bra! Cathy pulled the bra off from the front, letting her C-cup tits tumble out, and now the twins were busily pulling her pantyhose down and off! Moments later Neil and Steven set her back on her now-bare feet, blushing hot and naked as a jaybird! They had even taken her wrist-watch for the sake of completeness, she was literally wearing nothing that she had not been wearing on the day she came into the world 56 years earlier! Everyone ignored her sputtering protests, she had one hand covering her boobs and one hand over her crotch, as the crowd clapped and laughed and whistled. "Give me back my clothes, you-!" she demanded, but that met with a loud roar of good-natured refusal. "Sorry, Mom," Cathy said as gathered up her mother's clothes into an armful and dropped them into a bag, "but that's just not gonna happen! In fact, you're not getting any clothes back until Monday morning!" "WHAT?! "You heard her, Mel," Tina said. "That was my idea, but your family loved it, it's your birthday weekend so it just seems appropriate you spend it wearing your birthday suit!" Melinda spluttered in dismay, but even as she did she felt her son Neil's strong hands on her arms again, as he gently but irresistibly pulled her limbs away from her boobs and pussy. "Relax, Mom!" he commanded. "Everyone here is over 18 and you don't have anything other people don't have, just go with the flow!" "What, I have a choice?" Melinda asked wryly, her naturally ebullient sense of humor starting to catch up with her sense of sheer embarrassment. "How do you plan to enforce the no clothes rule all weekend, anyway, young man?" "Simple," Neil said, kissing her on the cheek. "Jean and I and Cathy and Steve and the girls are staying for the weekend, to make sure you don't get dressed and escape!" "Hold still, Melinda, this may tickle a bit," she heard Tina say, and felt something on her belly. Looking away from Neil she saw that her best friend was using a magic marker to write on her bare belly! "Happy...Birthday...Melinda....56...years....old....today!" Tina said as she wrote. It did tickle a bit but Melinda did not try to resist, knowing it was futile. "Let me have the marker," Jean said to Tina, and Melinda felt her daughter writing something on her bare buns! "What did you just put there, Jean?!" Melinda demanded. "Nothing you need to worry about, Mel," her daughter giggled. In fact she had written 'spank hard' across her mother's bare bottom, for later, but nobody saw any reason to tell the birthday girl that. "Now it's time for the first party game!" Tina announced. TO BE CONTINUED... Messy Melinda Ch. 02 "Dare I ask what kind of game?" Melinda asked wryly, pretty sure she didn't really want to know anyway. "Oh, just a little something to loosen you up," Tina said with a smile. "Let's get her down to the basement so we can get started!" "Why the basement?!" Melinda demanded, but instead of answering her, her son and son picked up the naked woman by her arms, and carried her to the entryway and down the steps to the basement of her own house! Melinda but up a little bit of a struggle, mostly for show, because she knew the guys were too strong for her to resist, and besides, it was kind of fun to be carried like that by two hunky young men! "Guys, come on! Put me down, this is silly!" They did indeed put her down, but only after reaching the basement, which Melinda saw had been prepared for whatever her family and friends had in mind. Normally the basement, which was as large as the house, a large roomy chamber with a smooth concrete floor, was not much used, it was well-lit and dry, but it had been years since Melinda had used it for much other than storage. Now, the few bits and pieces normally stored there had been shoved into a corner out of the way. A huge rubber sheet had been spread out across the floor, with some chairs around the edges and a table on one side...a table absolutely loaded down with pies, cakes, bottles, pitchers, and other containers of food and liquids. Neil and Steven carried Melinda over to the rubberized area, and set her on her feet, Neil pausing to kiss his naked mother's cheek lovingly before going over to the edge of the sheeted area. As he left he told her to stay where she was in a firm tone. "OK, everybody, listen up," Tina, as mistress of ceremonies, was saying. "We're going to have a game to see how well Mel here knows her own kids!" Uh oh, Melinda mused nervously. I don't know if I like the sound of that! As she watched, her granddaughters rolled out a cart from over by the table, a cart with two huge trays on it covered in bowls of eggs. They parked this right in front of Melinda, in easy reach, and headed back over to the edge of the sheet, their bare soles slapping on the rubber as they did. "Here's out it will work," Tina was saying with a huge smile. "Cathy and Neil have helped up put together a list of questions about themselves that they don't think Mel here will be able to answer correctly. I'll be asking Mel the questions, and for each question she gets wrong about her son or her daughter, Melinda will hand that one an egg and he or she will break a nice fresh egg somewhere on her body!" "You've got to be kidding!" Melinda shrieked, though she knew all too well that Tina was serious. "I'd think you'd get tired of saying that, Melinda!" said Annie Romane, another old friend. "I am so going to enjoy watching this!" "What did I ever do to you, Annie?!" Melinda demanded. "You mean besides undoing my top at the pool party, showing the pictures from our college days to my kids, buying me that gag gift in front of everybody at my baby shower-" "All right, all right," Melinda said, blushing and laughing, "you don't have to rub it in!" Then she turned and demanded from Tina with a daring grin, "So what happens when I do get a question right, you evil bitch?" Tina didn't take the insult personally, laughing back and saying, "Why, that's where Jean and Steven come in! Neil, Cathy, why don't you two get ready and join your poor mother?" To Melinda's surprise, her 34 year old daughter and her 38 year old son began to undress! Cathy was dressed in blue jeans, a snug white blouse, and flip-flops, Neil wore jeans and a T-shirt, and both were undressing right there in front of the whole group! Their respective spouses were smiling and did not seem at all bothered as Cathy and Neil stripped down to their underwear and walked out to stand alongside their mother. Neil had on tight white briefs, Cathy some very daring white panties and a lacy bra, both were otherwise bare and smiling at each other and their mother. There were whistles and cheers for the underwear-clad brother and sister, including, to Melinda's surprise, from her granddaughters, who seemed to find nothing odd about giving wolf-whistles to their own father! "Wow, Daddy! You're hunkier than my boyfriend!" Bethany exclaimed. "Nice butt!" Briana contented herself with a wolf-whistle. Well, he is pretty damned hot, Melinda admitted to herself as she looked her 38 year old son over. His stomach was still flat, he was muscled without being overbuilt, his thick hair was shot with a little silver, and all-in-all he looked pretty good. For that matter, so did Cathy. At 34, her daughter was an attractive woman with shoulder-length brown hair and a pair of nice-shaped, just slightly sagging C-cup tits behind her skimpy bra. A moment later, Jean and Steven, barefoot but otherwise dressed, were standing beside their spouses. "Mel, any time you get a question right, the one you got it right about gets an egg on him or her from Jean or Steven! So if it turns out you know your kids better than they think you do, you'll be clean and dry and they'll be gunked to the limit!" "That is so not gonna happen," Cathy said with a snicker. "It's not fair!" Melinda protested. "They get to 'egg' me and I don't get to do them!" "No," Steven said to his mother, "but I'll tell you what, Mel, what if Jean and I let you pick the spot that gets egged when you win?" "Well...OK," Melinda said. It was not as if she had a choice anyway, she mused. "One more rule, any time any of the three of you gets 'egged'," Tina said, "he or she must thank the person who did it!" "That wasn't in the rules!" Neil said with a laugh. "It is now," Tina replied. "All right, let's get started! First question is about Cathy. Mel, when Cathy was 12 years old, what was the name of the first boy she kissed?" Mel thought back to those days, now over two decades before, remembering her daughter in the throws of her first big crush, and after a moment she said, "Anthony Allen." Tina looked at the answer, smiled, and said, "Sorry, Mel, the right answer was Brad Allen." "Brad?!" Melinda exclaimed. "Anthony's older brother?!! He was what, 16?!" "Seventeen," Cathy said with a grin. "Sorry, Mom, but you know what that means! Hand me an eggs, please." "Come on, Honey, this is so-" "Hand me an egg, Mom!" Cathy ordered sternly. With a sigh, Cathy reached over, took an egg from one of the bowls, and handed it to her daughter, who looked her mother over from head to toe considering where to start. Then she smiled and said, "Might as well start at the traditional place!" With that, Cathy, who was 5'9", raised the egg up over Melinda's head and broke it all over the top of her mother's thick hair! As the thick yolk and thin liquid of the egg flowed over the older woman's long straight hair, the room broke out laughing. "Thank you, Cathy," Melinda said with a grimace. She looked at the cart, there were lots of eggs there! "Ready for the next question, Mel?" Tina asked. "Does it matter?" she inquired archly. "Nope. Next question: how old was Neil the first time he tasted beer?" Melinda blinked, because she had absolutely no idea. She remembered having to talk a cop out of ticketing him for drinking underage when he was 16, so it had to be that age or younger...but just when was it?! "Fourteen," she finally sighed, taking a wild guess. "Sorry, Mel," Tina giggled. "Seventeen." "What?!" Melinda protested. She turned to her 38 year old son and demanded, "Who are you trying to fool, Darling? I remember you getting in trouble for drinking beer when you were 16!" "Actually, no," Neil laughed. "This was kind of a trick question, Mom. You see, I hate beer. I hate the smell of it, the taste it, everything about it. I used to drink wine coolers and whiskey in high school, when I could sneak 'em, but I hated the smell of beer so much I didn't even taste it until my senior year. I still hate the stuff!" Melinda sagged a little, and then laughed self-deprecatingly and said, "Let me guess, you want an egg?" "However did you guess, Mom?" Neil replied. Melinda reached over and picked up another egg, handing it to her son, who showed little hesitation at he broke it gently across her forehead, rubbing it in so the gunk flowed down Melinda's pretty face. "Thank you so much, Neil," Melinda said sarcastically. Even as she said it, though, she felt something that caught her completely by surprise: along with the feeling of the moist egg-goo all over her face, she felt moisture forming between her legs! What in the world?! Melinda thought to herself in surprise, even as she started to breath harder. She wiped the gunk out of her eyes and turned to face Tina again, hoping nobody could see what was happening! "Ready?" "Let's get it over with," Melinda sighed. "OK," Tina nodded, and asked: "What is Cathy's favorite desert?" Melinda grinned and said, "Deep fried twinkies." Cathy gasped. Tina looked at the answer, blinked in surprise, and nodded. "That's right!" "Mom, how did you know that?!" Cathy demanded. Melinda smirked. "I have my sources." In fact, Melinda knew she'd managed to beat the game by sheer chance. For years Cathy's favorite desert had been strawberry ice cream, but Melinda had heard a friend of her daughter mention in passing, a few weeks before, that she'd fallen in love with a snack she'd found at a county fair, deep fried sponge cake. It was just luck that Melinda knew about Cathy's recent change of favorites...but so it was. Picking up an egg, she offered it to her son with an evil smirk, and said, "I believe you're supposed to egg your wife now?" "Pretty much," Steven said with a grin. Cathy turned to face him, blushing and eyes wide, and her husband proceeded to smash the egg firmly against her bare belly, rubbing it all over. "What do we say, Cathy?" Melinda prompted. Cathy glared at her mother and then said, "Thank you, Darling," to her grinning husband. The assembled party seemed to be just as happy to see Cathy gunked as Melinda, the laughter was good-natured but general. "All right, next question, Mel," Tina said. "Here goes: where did Neil and Jean meet?" Melinda started to sweat, because she thought she knew...but she was not absolutely sure. After a long moment, Tina said, "If you don't answer in one minute, Mel, you lose!" Just seconds before time was up, Melinda blurted out, "At the laundromat!" Neil looked suddenly nervous as Tina looked at the answer, frowned, and hesitated, and then said, "You know, I'm not sure if that's right or not. According to this, they met while doing the laundry in the dorms at college!" "It's wrong," Neil asserted. "That's not a laundromat!" "It's close enough!" Jean laughed. "Your mother got you, Honey!" "We'll put it to a vote," Tina announced. "Raise your hand if you think Mel blew it!" A number of arms went up. "OK, raise your hand if you think Mel got it!" Another few hands went up. "Well, it looks like you got it, Mel!" "Give me an egg, Melinda!" Jean demanded. Melinda eagerly handed her daughter one of the eggs. She stepped back, assessing her barely-clad husband, and looked over at their daughters, and winked. "What do you think, girls? Where should I put this egg?" "Egg Daddy's butt!" Briana urged, and Bethany nodded. "Yeah!" "Hold still, Honey," Jean ordered, as she pulled back the elastic on her husband's briefs, slipped the egg inside, and let the elastic go. Then she slapped the seat of her husband's thin cotton briefs, breaking the egg against his rear end! Golden goo spread all through the back of his underwear as Jean rubbed his backside for a moment. Laughter rose from the whole room, their daughters joining right in. Melinda was laughing too, but then she noticed that the front of her son's briefs were bulging like crazy! The sight of her son's erection, even through the cotton cover, reminded her that her own snatch was all but dripping! She was breathing harder, and hoping to avoid being caught out. Already, various people had noticed that Neil's cock was stiff in his underwear and the teasing was louder! "Next question," Tina was saying. "Melinda, your daughter has a tattoo on her ass. It's a flower. What kind of flower is it?" Melinda paused, floored. She was aware of her smirking daughter next to her, acutely aware of time passing, and she had no idea of the right answer. Just as the time was almost up, as a pure guess Melinda yelled, "A rose!" Tina looked and laughed. "Sorry, Mel, it's an orchid! Better give Cathy an egg!" Melinda looked at her eager, smirking daughter and sighed and picked up an egg and handed it to her. Cathy stepped closer, so they were only inches apart, looking Melinda up and down, then she placed the egg between her mother's bare boobs, took her mother's tits in her hands, and squeezed them against the egg until it broke! Melinda gasped at the warmth of her daughter's hands on her bare tits, and the chill of the cold egg and its gooey contents as it ran down over her boobs. Suddenly her knees felt weak, she could no longer pretend to herself that she wasn't getting off on this! Cathy didn't step back immediately, instead she rubbed the goo over her mother's tits, making sure the yolk and liquid was smoothly spread out over them, pausing to playfully pinch the very nipples she had once nursed at. The mild pain sent a shiver through Melinda's body, even as a whoop of teasing laughter rose from the observing family and friends. "I love you, Mom," Cathy whispered just before taking her hands off her mother's now-sticky boobs, a little reluctantly it seemed to the older woman. Cathy stepped back, and Melinda was breathing hard as she turned to face Tina again. Instead of asking the next question, though, Tina laughed and said, "Aren't you forgetting something, Mel?" Still a little shaky and a lot nervous at her own reactions, Mel managed to stammer, "W-What?" "You forgot to thank Cathy for egging you!" Melinda blushed and snorted, and turned back to her daughter and said sardonically, "Thank you, Honey, for the nice egg!" "Sorry, Mel," Tina laughed, sounding actually sympathetic. "Too late." "Too late?" "That's the rules," Tina explained. "Since you forgot to thank Cathy, as a penalty you get an egg from all four, though you get to pick the order they go in!" A general laugh rose, and Melinda saw her children ands looking eager at her. With a melodramatic sigh, the naked woman said, "OK, OK." She picked up an egg, and handed it to her son Steven. With a smile, instead of smashing it against her body, he ordered her to tilt her head back and broke it and let the contents flow out over her face, which was already marked with half-dried yolks. Melinda shivered, shuddered, and realized as she felt the sticky mess flow over her features that she was damned close to orgasm! "T-thank you, Steven," Melinda said when he finished...and her own voice actually sounded a little sincere in her ears! Damn but this is the weirdest thing I've ever felt! With a deep breath to steady herself, the naked mother picked up another egg and handed it to her daughter, who seemed eager for a chance to mess up her mother-in-law a little. She stepped foward, her bare feet squishing in the pool of goo around Melinda, and said, "Bend over." "What?" "You heard me, Mel," Jean giggled. "I'm gonna egg your butt just like Neil!" The thought of that made goose-bumps run up and down her skin, and Melinda nodded slowly and bent over, hands on her knees, suddenly entirely willing to experience what her daughter intended. Jean stepped up beside her mother, wiggling her bare toes in the gunk as she did, and broke the egg over Melinda's bare bottom just as Steven had done over her face, letting it run out onto the big bare globes of the older woman's ass. The sensation of the cold gunk on her bare bottom actually made Melinda let out a little moan that she could only hope nobody could hear over the general laughter! TO BE CONTINUED... Messy Melinda Ch. 03 Folks, this is a pure fantasy story, intended purely and solely for entertainment. Nothing that happens in it is real, none of it is meant to be in any way realistic, real life is never, ever, ever like this. This is just some good dirty messy family crossdressing kinky fun! * As the chilly, golden egg-goo ran down her bare buns, Melinda was able to stop herself just short of a full-bore orgasm right there in front of her friends and family! The sensation of the semi-liquid, semi-solid mess on her buns was so...it was just indescribable! To make it worse (or better, a treacherous voice said in her head...), she was naked and covered in goo right in front of her loved ones and closest friends in all the world! Every step she took caused her bare feet to squish around in the egg-goo that was gathering on the rubber mat, and the sound and feeling of that gunk between her toes was almost enough to bring on the orgasm she had just fought off! "T-thanks, Jean," Melissa said, trying hard to sound sarcastic, and she was afraid sounding just a little bit too sincere for her own comfort. "For the egg." "You're welcome, Melinda," her daughter said with a teasing but friendly smile. "It was my pleasure!" "I'll bet," Melinda said, this time managing a sincere wry tone. Even the smirk on Tina's face, annoying as it was, added to the incredible, exposed, taboo sensations that the gunk flowing over her bare body were producing. Melinda wondered if she was going insane, but just then she knew that the last thing she wanted was for the 'game' to stop! "Ready for your next egg, Mel?" Tina asked with that irritating smirk that was making Melinda's belly roll in a not-unpleasant way. "Two more to go for your mistake!" "Y-your turn," she managed to tell her son, turning to face him and handing him an egg, proud of how steady he managed to keep her voice. She didn't really think anyone had heard the tiny stammer when she started to speak! Neil took the egg from his mother, looking down at her from his modest height advantage, and said to her very softly, to low for anyone but the five of them standing there together to hear, "You're very beautiful when you're covered in slime, Mom!" She giggled and smirked, and said equally softly, "Thanks so much, Honey. That's just what every mother wants to hear from her son!" The five of them snickered, and they could tell that the rest of the room was wondering what they were laughing about. None of them were inclined to explain, though. With a sigh, Melinda asked, "So where's it gonna be, son?" To her surprise, Neil squatted down to set the egg in front of her, in the pool of goop the four of them were standing in. Then he stood up and ordered her in a normal voice, "Step on it, Mom!" She looked at him with her head tilted and said, "You're kidding." "Nope. Crush it, right now! Right foot." Melinda looked around at her children and children, all of whom were grinning at her. She looked around the room at her granddaughters and friends, and sighed and lifted one leg, and brought her bare right foot down on the egg, which exploded in gooey blast of yolk and whites. "Now rub your foot around it," Neil ordered his mother. "Get it all over your sole!" "That wasn't part of the deal!" Melinda protested, but even as she did she was obeying her son's instructions, rubbing her bare foot forward-and-back and side-to-side to get as much of the goop as she could onto it. Some of the goop flowed up between her toes and she shivered in a mixture of amusement, embarrassment, and pleasure. "Thank you, Neil, for that disgusting egg," Melinda laughed, and then she leaned up and kissed her son on the cheek, to the general amusement of the room. "You're very welcome, Mom." With a sigh of mixed emotion, Melinda turned to her barely-clad 34 year old daughter, and handed her an egg. "I'm ready when you are, Baby." Cathy looked at the egg in her hand, at her mother and brother, and then squatted down herself and put the egg in front of her mother's left foot. As she did, Melinda noticed that she was giving most of the room a good look at her panty-covered rear end, and Melinda did not believe for a moment that this was an accident. Cathy always had this exhibitionistic streak, Melinda thought to herself. Noticing a bulge in Steve's pants, Melinda mused, Looks like her husband likes it, too! Or maybe it's me standing here in my birthday suit...nah, couldn't be. Not when he's used to her. "OK, Mommy," Cathy said with a snicker, "crush it just like you did the last one!" "Boring," Tina said, but Melinda noticed she watched closely as she raised her left foot and crushed the egg with a little more force than the previous one. It blew apart fast enough that bits of egg-stuff landed on her children's bare legs and the clothing of her children. She ran her foot all through the remnants just as before, avoiding shards of shell as best she could, and wiggling her toes as the goo worked its way between them. Damn but that feels weird...and good!! Melinda thought. "Thank you, Darling, for that very unoriginal egg," Melinda said. Soft laughter rose from the others. "I like things to match," Cathy said unabashed. "Ready to continue?" Tina asked. "We've only got a few questions left for our messy players!" "Thank Heaven," Melinda said. "Let's get it over with!" "You just think it ends when the questions are over, Mom," Cathy whispered in her mother's ear. "We're barely getting started!" "Goody," Melinda whispered back dryly...or tried to. Again, the word sounded a lot more sincere than she intended it too! "Next question," Tina said, looking at her list. "Melinda, this is a good one! It's a true or false about your son Neil." "Get on with it, bitch," Melinda said with a smile. "True or false: When he was in junior high, Neil used to secretly dress up in your clothes when he was a teenager!" Melinda started slack-jawed at Tina, wondering if she could possibly be serious. Her son certainly would never have done that...but then again, look at what was happening now! Surely...but...her son...she blushed, and looked at Neil, who was just grinning at his mother, enjoying her reaction. Cathy seemed equally cheerful, and so did her daughter. Given that, Melinda smiled and said, "False." "Wrong," Tina grinned. Melinda thought she might faint. "B-but-I mean, Neil, you didn't?!" "I did," Neil said, not appearing to be in any way embarrassed by this admission in front of family and friends. "Several times. You never realized it because I was really careful, but Cathy caught me at it and blackmailed me like crazy!" "Y-you knew?!" she demanded of her daughter. "Sure did," Cathy said. "Had a lot of fun with it, to be honest. He made a cute girl!" "And it doesn't bother you?!" she demanded of Jean. "Why would it?" Jean asked reasonably. "He never kept it a secret from me, after all, I knew he liked to dress up as a girl when I married him!" "Yeah, Daddy makes a nice-looking lady!" Briana yelled out. Considering the nature of the admission, Melinda thought it was somehow unfair that she seemed to be the only one blushing! "How many here knew about this?!" Melinda demanded of the assembled. Most of the people in the room raised their hands, some a little blushingly, some laughing. "Apparently I was the only one in the dark," Melinda said darkly. "Just exactly what of mine did you wear, young man?!" He shrugged. "A lot of different stuff, back then I was about your height, remember? Undies, pantyhose, that blue and green sweater you used to wear to get your hair done-" "No wonder it was all stretched out!!" Melinda exclaimed. "The shoulders were stretched all out of shape, I always thought the washing machine messed it up! I ought to make you pay to replace it, Neil!" Melinda was trying, very hard, to be mad, but it wasn't working. The general laughter was infectious, and she had no personal problem with guys who liked to dress in drag, she'd just never thought her own son might be into it! She was a little annoyed about the sweater, though, even after all those years, it had been a favorite of hers. "Sorry," Neil grinned, sounding sort of sincere. "You can pay me back by skipping my egging," Melinda told him, though she was of two minds about that! "Sorry," Neil shook his head. "You guessed wrong and have to pay the price! Let's have an egg!" Melinda picked up an egg from the decreasing supply and handed it to her son. "Go ahead, sissy," she said, but she was smiling as she did. "Sticks and stones, gunk-girl," Neil replied, as he looked his nude mother over to pick the spot. "Raise you head, Mom." "Like this?" Melinda said as she tilted her head back, thinking her son wanted to drop the goop on her face the way Steven had a few minutes earlier. Part of her could hardly wait! Instead, Neil held the egg under his mother's chin, and put his hand at the back of her head. With a gentle push, he pressed her head forward, so that she crushed the egg under her chin, sending golden goop down her neck and chest! A shiver went through her, goose-bumps flowed all over her bare body, and she had to lean against her son to stay on her feet! "Damn," she whispered. "I've got you, Mom," Neil whispered back. "I won't let you fall!" "Thanks," she said shakily in a whisper, then added aloud, just seconds before Tina was about to announce another error, "Thank you for the stupid egg, Neil." Then she stuck her tongue out at Tina. As she did she tasted the gunk on her face, made a grimace, and shivered. "Last question," Tina announced, "this one is about Cathy." "Considering how much the last one shook me up," Melinda said, "I'm kinda scared to hear it!" "I'm looking forward to your reaction," Tina admitted. "Same format. True or false: Cathy and Jean used to make out before Jean married Neil." Melinda drew a deep breath, this was a hard question, a trick one really. The thing was, Melinda knew that Cathy, her wild child, had 'experimented' with girls in college. Cathy had never kept that a secret. But had she done it with Jean?? That Melinda just was not sure about! She would have said 'no', as far as she knew Jean was totally straight...but then again, she'd never dreamed her son liked to dress in drag and that his wife and daughters apparently knew about it and had no problem with it, either! "Time's running out, Mel!" Tina teased, humming the 'Jeapardy' theme...rather badly. Jean was grinning, so was Cathy, Neil seemed totally unbothered by the concept that his wife and sister might have made out at some point! But given what she had just learned, Neil would have had a hard time shocking his mother just then! Fifty fifty chance, if I guess, Melinda thought to herself, and given what I just found out... "True!" Melinda said. "False," Tina replied with an evil smile. Melinda sighed and said, "I should have followed my first instinct," "Maybe so," Jean said to her mother. "But anyway, Cathy and I only started making out after I married Neil!" Melinda felt a little dizzy for a moment. She looked at Cathy, who grinned and nodded, and at her son, who seemed no more bothered by his sister making out with his wife then she had been by the idea that he wore dresses. Steve was grinning too! "I don't believe you!" Melinda said. "This is a put-on!" "Well, one way to prove it," Cathy said, walking over to her sister, who put her hands on Cathy's bare shoulders, drew her closer and locked lips for several seconds! Melinda watched her daughter and daughter-in-law kissing and felt her pussy starting to drip, she had to grab onto Neil's arm to steady herself. Both her son and son-in-law were watching the women kiss with apparent appreciation. There was a bulge in Steve's pants and Neil, in his goop-soaked undershorts, almost had his cock sticking out as it pressed against the tight cotton! "Way to go, Mom! Go Aunt Cathy!" the twins urged their mother and aunt on, obviously enjoying the kinky show, as were the rest of the audience in the room. The women broke off the kiss, and as Cathy carefully squished through the goop to resume her place, Jean asked her mother, "Believe it now?" Melinda could only nod. "I believe it, or else I believe I'm going to wake up in bed after the weirdest dream in my life," she said. "I'm not sure which I believe yet, though." "Time for an egg, Mom!" Cathy said. "Why?" Melinda demanded. "Just because I got the time wrong?" "Wrong is wrong," Cathy laughed. "Egg, now." Melinda handed her daughter the last egg, a rather small one. Cathy looked at her mother for a long moment, then said, "Open you mouth wide, Mom." "Why?" "Just do it," Cathy ordered. "Cathy, you are not going to do what I think you're going to do!" Melinda said, stepping back. "Oh, yes, I am!" Cathy giggled. "Open!" Looking around at the crowd, who seemed eager to see this, and feeling her belly fluttering and admitting to herself that part of her found the idea strangely appealing, Melinda opened her mouth as wide as she could. Cathy inserted the relatively small egg into her mother's mouth, and mother and daughter looked at each other eye-to-eye for several moments before Cathy said, "Bite down, Mom." Melinda looked into her daughter's eyes for a moment, and then she bit down, and the egg broke in her mouth, filling her mouth with gunk that ran out as she spat out the mess, the taste horrible and pleasant at the same time, the 'feel' of the gunk in her mouth indescribably slimy, and then the orgasm she'd been fighting almost since they started finally came over her. She lost her footing in the slippery goo, but Neil and Cathy had their hands on her arms so she went down slowly. The next thing she knew, she was sitting on her butt in the pool of goo, a stupid smile on her face, and her kids were helping her sit up. TO BE CONTINUED... Messy Melinda Ch. 04 Note: This is just a fantasy for fun, in case that's not totally obvious, real life is never and can never be like this. That said, enjoy! MESSY MELINDA 4 When Melinda got her breath after her orgasm, she felt herself blushing bright red, the heat of her embarrassment was so intense that she was not sure she might not set her own clothes on fire...assuming she had been wearing any clothes, of course! As it was, the realization that she had just had an orgasm, in front of her closest relatives and friends, was enough to make her want to bury her face in her hands and just vanish into thin air! She had no idea how she would ever live this one down! She spat out the remains of the egg she had just crushed in her mouth, and shuddered in a mixture of humiliation and excitement! "Are you okay, Mom?" Cathy asked her gently, in a whisper, kneeling beside her. Melinda opened her eyes to see that her daughter had a warm, loving smile on her face, mixed with a certain amusement but not at all contemptuous or mocking. "I-I guess so," Melinda whispered back. "I just-I mean I-how can I-?" "Relax, Mom," Cathy urged her mother in the same low voice, as she and Neil helped the naked, blushing woman back to her feet, "Everybody saw it, yes, and nobody thinks less of you for it! Relax and go with the flow, and this will be a lot of fun, I promise!" "Don't you mean humiliating and embarrassing?" Melinda asked, her sense of humor returning amid the blushing embarrassment, as her son and daughter steadied her on her feet. All three of them were slipping and sliding a bit, of course, their bare feet having trouble getting traction amid the pool of goop on the rubber around them. "Same thing," Neil said just as quietly, from her other side. In spite of the fact that this was her own son, part of Melinda was deeply enjoying the feeling of his strong arms holding her steady. Her son was a definite hunk and it was fun to have him stand so close to her, her nude and him nearly so! Melinda drew a gasping breath, and whispered, "I can't believe my family-I mean so many things I never-the twins-you and Jean and you in my dresses-!" Neil grinned. "Just wait, gorgeous! You haven't seen or heard anything yet!" Melinda ran a gooey hand through her gunk-caked hair, as best she could, and said, "If you think I look gorgeous right now, son, I'll have to make arrangements to have your eyes checked!" While mother, son, and daughter were talking quietly, Tina, Jean, and Steven had been talking, and conferring with the twins and the other guests. "Ready, Mel?" "Ready for what?" Melinda demanded, scared to know the answer. "What torture do you have in store for me now, you low-down no-good piece of-?!" Her words were angry, and she tried hard to sound angry, but somehow, even to her own ears, her voice sounded more playful and amused and embarrassed. "Target practice," Tina said happily, an evil smile on her face. Okay, Melinda admitted silently, maybe making Tina eat all those hot peppers on her birthday wasn't the nicest thing I ever did, but does she have to take so much pleasure in this now? I mean come on, there is such a thing as forgiveness...yeah, right. "What does that mean?" Melinda asked with a sour laugh. "Have you decided to put me out of my misery?" "No, we're have a little fun with you!" Tina grinned. "If it helps, hon, try and consider yourself a nice new toy we all want to play with!" Melinda sighed, and said, "All right, already. Let's get this over with. What new torment do I have to endure now?" "First of all," Tina said, clearly enjoying her role as Mistress of Ceremonies, "Cathy and Neil, you two go ahead and take off your undies, they're so caked you might as well be nude too!" "Good idea," Neil said, apparently totally unbothered by being naked in front of everyone. He slid off the remains of his sodden briefs...and as he did his cock, six inches of solid meat, sprung out and stood out at attention, much to the whistling appreciation of the crowd, his wife and daughters included! "I think Steven and Jean should bare it all, too!" Anne Romane called out after giving Neil a wolf whistle. "Who else things Steve and Jean need to lose their clothes!" "Now wait a minute-!" Jean protested, and Steven looked like he wanted to, but a general call of approval from the rest of the room drowned out the protests. Even Briana and Bethany seemed to approve of the idea of having both their parents nude instead of just their father! "What do you say?" Tina asked Melinda's son and daughter-in-law with a taunting grin. "Are both willing to give the audience what they want? You don't want to disappoint the guests, do you?!" "I will if you will, Ms. Stafford!" Jean yelled out, and now it was Tina's turn to blush, and the rest of the audience called out their approval of this idea too. "Come on, Tina! We don't want to disappoint the guests!" Melinda called out, eager to share the humiliation with her best friend. "Take it off!" Tina looked at the hosts for a moment, laughed, and unsnapped her blue jeans and slid them down, stepping out of them and unbuttoning his blouse. Melinda was surprised, she knew Tina had a wild side, but this caught her off guard. Melinda began to wonder if the wine they had all been drinking was stronger than they realized, or else maybe some of the party goers and imbibed more than usual. Jean looked a bit surprised, but then she shrugged and started to strip down herself, her bluff called. Steven looked at hiss and the undressing best friend of the owner of the house, and at his nude wife, and began to undress as well. Melinda thought her head would spin, but she was definitely getting a kick out of this, after all, if she had to go naked, why shouldn't other people share the 'pleasure'? A few moments, later, six naked people stood in the center of the room, Melinda, her children, their mates, and Tina Stafford. Melinda allowed herself a moment of smugness, she was three years older than her best friend, but in her opinion she had the better body. Tina looked okay for 53, she certainly had a figure, but Melinda was privately sure hers was better. "Get their clothes, Beth," Briana directed her twin, who was already gathering them up. Then Briana announced, "New party rule: Once something comes off, you can't put it back on until the party is over, no matter what! Anybody who takes it off has to stay that way until Monday morning!" Melinda expected protests, but instead this meant with general acceptance. "All right, now that that is settled," Tina announced, trying to regain control of the party, "let's get on with the fun! Mel, you're pretty grungy." "No, you don't say!" Melinda replied sarcastically, gesturing down at her nude body, covered in egg-goo. "Wherever did you get that idea?!" "And the rest of you aren't much better," Tina added, gesturing at Steven and Cathy, and Jean and Neil. "So we need to get you cleaned up, and the best way to do that is a little game of water-balloon target practice!" "What?!!" Melinda exclaimed. "Is this a joke?" "Don't you get tired of asking that, Melinda?" Jean said with a giggle. "I keep thinking I'll eventually wake up and the dream will be over!" Melinda replied. Tina had pulled a huge wheeled bin out of a corner, and in it were dozens of small balloons, and they looked to firm to be full of air. There was a faint mist above the pile of water balloons, too! "The five of them are going to line up against the wall," Tina explained, gesturing at one wall where the rubber sheet that covered more of the floor went all the way to the wall. "It's like dodge ball, the five of them try to dodge the water balloons. If you hit one of them, they have to assume whatever position you want and hold still and you get a second throw that way!" "Goody," Steven muttered. "That'll be fun!" "Stop whining, Honey," Cathy advised with a snicker. "Your little soldier is having fun even if you aren't!" Melinda looked over and sure enough, her son was as erect as her son! He was not quite as big as Neil, but it was definitely a pleasant sight for the 56 year old. "Everybody gets a turn," Tina said. "There are plenty to go around, the twins are ready to make more if we need them. If you hit them on a first throw, you get a point, if you miss, you get a demerit. Five demerits and you have to strip naked, five points and you can pick out anybody still dressed and make THEM strip naked, and they have to do it! There are no points for hitting on the second throw since they can't dodge...but if you miss under those conditions, it's naked time! Everybody ready?" When the fourteen people waiting for their fun confirmed that they were indeed ready, the nude mistress of ceremonies turned to their hosts and ordered, "Up against the walls, folks!" Gulping, Melinda walked over to the wall and stood with her back to it, a thousand memories of playing dodge ball in high school PE coming back. Of course, back then she hadn't been naked, hadn't been accompanied by her equally naked children and spouses! "One more thing, Mel," Tina called out. "Just to give you a little extra motive to dodge, the balloons are full of ice-water!" "What?!" Melinda and her daughter exclaimed in perfect unison, getting a laugh from the crowd and even from the other three 'targets'. "When was that added to the plan?" Cathy demanded, then she looked her at Briana and demanded, "Bri?!" "Sorry, Mom," her daughter called back, "I couldn't resist!" "Paybacks are a bitch, my dear," Cathy muttered as we took our positions. "Ready, set, THROW!" Tina called, and the first line of five contestants hurled their ice-cold projectiles at their naked targets! Everyone tried to dodge at once, Jean, Steven, and Neil managed it, the balloons aimed at them splashing against the wall instead, but Cathy caught one across her belly and Melinda on her hip, both women gasped in unison once more at the shock of the icy-cold water as it blasted across their bare flesh! "Anne Romane and Dan Romane," Tina announced, "you get a point each! What positions do you want your targets in for the bonus throw?" Husband and wife conferred happily, while Cathy and Melinda exchanged nervous glances. "We want 'em both on their hands and knees," Dan said after the confab, "foreheads on the floor and asses facing us, we're going to try and splash their fat fannies!" "My fanny is NOT fat, Dan Romane!" Cathy yelled angrily. "Is too!" Neil said from where he was watching at the wall. "Your turn is coming, Little Brother," Cathy warned him. "Into position, ladies," Tina ordered, and blushing, mother and daughter turned to face the wall and got down on all fours, about six inches apart, and lowered their foreheads to the rubber and lifted their bare bottoms up to make acceptable targets for their tormentors. Melinda could not have explained how she felt in that moment if she had tried, it was an incredible combination of humiliation, embarrassment, amusement, excitement, and other emotions, tangled together in a whirl. She glanced sideways at her daughter and saw that in spite of their position, Cathy looked as if she were hiding a grin, though it was hard to be sure with their faces pressed into the floor! Behind them, the Romane's, old friends of Melinda's who had gone to high school with her, took careful aim at the two bare female fannies about ten feet in front of them, and threw! Anne's balloon struck Melinda's bare butt dead center, exploding in a shower of icy water that sprayed over both women, but Dan's missed and blasted into the floor, only a little mist struck either Cathy or Melinda! The room broke up in laughter, and Anne giggled and said, "You never could throw a baseball, either, Hon! Come on, get your clothes off, husband of mine!" A few moments later, Anne took her now-nude mate by the hand and let him back to the back, while the next set of five contestants took their places and Cathy and Melinda got to their feet, shivering and wiping at the water helplessly. "Ready...aim...THROW!" Tina's voice called out, and again a wave of water balloons crossed the space, but motivated by the cold water already on her body, this time Melinda managed to dodge! Jean and Steven also managed it, but this time Cathy and Neil dodged into each other, got tangled up, and were both splashed by a single balloon, thrown by Janet Keller, a 48 year old single mother who was a friend of Melinda from work. Points and demerits were totaled up, and then Tina asked Janet what position she wanted her two victims in for the bonus throws. Janet looked at brother and sister with a thoughtful and slightly evil smile, and said, "Neil, sit on the floor, legs out, that's the way." After Neil obeyed, Janet turned to Cathy and said, "You sit in your brother's lap, and hold his cock between your thighs, that's the way!" Blushing, brother and sister assumed this rather lewd position, and Tina handed Janet two water balloons. She took careful aim, and threw the first one, and it caught Cathy squarely across her bare boobs, bringing a shriek from the 34 year old as the icy water splashed across her vulnerable body! Neil looked as if it was all he could do to maintain his self-control as the cold water came across his body as well, and his naked sister twisted and squirmed in his lap, his hard cock trapped between her strong thighs. Melinda watched in nervous fascination, wondering what would happen if her son lost control... Janet took the second balloon, and aimed it at Neil's bare legs. As it exploded against them, this time it was Neil who twisted and wiggled from the cold, and Cathy who looked nervous! Resuming their places, the five waited for the next volley. There were five contestants left, counting Tina herself and the twins, and the twins had matching evil grins on their faces as they lifted their balloons and eyes their parents in the line, everyone knew where they were going to aim! Tina looked meaningfully at Melinda, and the other two contestants were Tim and Lisa Keller, the 22 and 24 year old children of Janet Keller. Since Tina was a contestant this time, it was Anne Romane who called out, "Ready...aim...THROW!" Five water balloons arced through the air. In spite of desperate efforts, this time all five contestants were struck solidly, soaked instantly and thoroughly, to the applause of the audience. "All right, ladies and gentleman, what position for the bonus throw?" Anne asked, in her temporary role as mistress of ceremonies. Tina, Briana, Bethany, Tim, and Lisa conferred together, an interesting site as the little knot of people consisted of two clothed 19 year old identical twins, and a clothed guy and clothed girl in their early 20s, and a stark-naked widow and modestly hot grandmother of 53! "We're gonna do the same thing Anne and Dan did," Briana announced when they finished. "We want all five of you to line up, asses in the air, just like Cathy and Grandma did earlier!" They made the five soaking-wet human targets line up, Jean and Stephen at opposite ends of the line, next to their mates, Melinda in the center. As the five of them assumed the position, faces on the floor and bare bottoms held up as targets, the five contestants lined up for their bonus throws, and cast another set of five ice-cold water balloons at the temptingly presented posteriors! Four of the five impacted solidly, only Lisa's balloon missed Cathy and cost the thrower her shorts and halter top and sandals! The ice-cold water had left the victims pretty much clean of egg-residue, but they were shivering and covered in goose-bumps! Still, the cold water seemed unable to drive down the erections on the guys, and Melinda was shivering with more than just the cold! She looked around and saw that a lot of the audience was playing a bit themselves. Anne Romane, for example, had kicked off her shoes, and her nude husband was sitting on the floor in front of her, licking and kissing her feet right there in front of everyone! Meanwhile, Tina had totaled up all the points from the game. The throwers had points if they managed to get any water on any target, not just a full hit, but only one person had managed to accumulate five points, and thus the right to make anyone strip, and that person was Tim Keller! His last throw had managed b some miracle to splash everyone, according to the witnesses watching the game. "So, Tim," a grinning (and already nude) Tina asked the 22 year old, "you can make anybody still dressed bare it all! Who is it gonna be?" The youth looked around the room, there were stills several women fully or nearly full dressed, many of them either attractive youths or milfy elders, but his eyes rapidly came down to two women, specifically Anne Romane and his mother. Everyone could see him going back and forth, and both women were blushing and obviously anxious, until he finally grinned and said, "Mrs. Romane, I think I'd like you to show us some skin!" "Thanks, Hon!" his mother called out in relief, while the 52 year old Anne Romane stood up, watched in appreciation by the audience and her already-stripped mate, and began to undress in front of the entire crowd. At first she was blushing and clumsy as she fumbled with the buttons on her blouse, but then she began to get into it, and proceeded to put on a small show for the party as she stripped naked! TO BE CONTINUED...