0 comments/ 22108 views/ 0 favorites Clowning Around By: Rescue325 Josh walked around the wax museum where he worked as a security guard. It was quiet at night and he talked to the statues as he made his rounds. It was a dark and stormy night. The rain pounded down on the metal roof and lightning lit the dimly lit room from the windows in the main lobby. “Hello my pet. You look lovely tonight.” Josh kissed the statue of Anne Coulter. He patted “her” ass and smiled. He continued on his rounds and talked to his “friends” as he liked to call them. The thunder got louder as the storm got closer. As he walked past the circus display, he thought he saw movement. He pulled out his large flashlight and shined it on the display. Josh thought he saw the midget clown move slightly. He stood still as she stretched her arms out and shook out her leg. The midget clown was alive somehow. She smiled at him and began to walk towards him. Josh just stood there staring at her as she walked towards him. “Hey sexy. Know where a girl can get a little action around here? It’s been a while since I’ve had a good stiff one.” She walked over to the lion tamer figure and took the whip from his hand. She walked over to Josh and took his hand. She dragged him over to the big four-poster bed in the Lincoln bedroom at the beginning of the Hall of Presidents. Josh hated clowns. Her bright orange hair annoyed him. His therapist said it had to do with being scared by one as a child and him being unable to get over the trauma. She shoved him on the bed and climbed up on the chair next to the bed with her whip poised to tame Josh if he didn’t obey her. He was frightened yet aroused at the same time. “My name is Rachel. I want to rough you up baby. You can call me Madame Rachel, Queen of Pain. “ She cracked the whip against the floor and Josh froze. She ordered him to get undressed and he did so as fast as he could. He stood before her, wearing his boring little old man striped boxers, cowering from the little woman in the multi-colored jumpsuit and big floppy shoes. She released his half erect member from his boxers and stroked it with the handle of her whip. She laughed and gave it a kiss. He tightened up as she started to lick him. She sensed his fear and went down on him. He tensed up more and she could feel his balls tighten from fear. She could tell Josh was fighting enjoying it, so she went down on him. Her warm, wet mouth felt like nothing Josh had ever felt before. It was soothing and explosive at the same time. Although he was afraid she was going to bite him or something, he wanted her to finish what she started. Rachel took her mouth off of him and he gave her a sad look. She cracked the whip over his head on the bed and he jumped. “Please Madame Rachel, don’t hurt me. Joshie no like pain.” He put his hand up to her and she smacked it away. He pouted and she took him in her mouth again and bit down. Josh whelped in pain. She worked her mouth over him and formed a tight seal around his dick. Her head bobbed fast and furiously as Josh’s eyes rolled back in his head from pleasure. His moaning got louder as she went down on him. She licked her short little finger and shoved it in his ass. Josh couldn’t take much more as she finger fucked his ass in rhythm with the strokes she made on his dick with her warm little mouth. Josh prayed as he began to fill her mouth with white hot cum. She took every drop of his seed without spilling a drop. She smiled at him and leaned over to kiss him on the mouth. He kissed her back as she let some of his cum trickle into his mouth. Josh spit it out with disgust but he was helpless to resist her. She pinned him to the bed with her knees as she did this and Josh did not like his new friend very much. She leaned forward and covered his mouth with her wet pussy. He could smell how much she wanted him as she ordered him to start licking her. He licked her half assed and she turned around and hit him in the thigh with her whip. He put some effort into it and she pressed harder against his mouth. She cracked the whip again and demanded that he tongue fuck her breathlessly. She felt her release building up and Josh liked the taste of her juices in his mouth. Her moaning was driving him nuts and his cock felt like it was going t o explode soon. Her whole body shook as she came in his mouth and she fell back on his chest. She caught her breath and stood up over Josh’s chest. She took a few steps back and slid herself down on Josh’s awaiting hard on. She took him into the warm wet alley between her legs and just sat there as she got used to the size of him. His five inches was huge for Rachel. He finally found a woman who thought he was more than adequate in the tool area. Her just sitting there irritated Josh to no end. He began to pump into her and she started yelling at him that he was “Evil evil evil”. Josh pumped her pussy harder and she stopped yelling at him and the look on her face softened. She moved with his rhythm and the two moved together in one fluid motion. Her moans matched Josh’s grunts in intensity and loudness. Josh, sensing that he was about to cum made her get off of him and roll over so he could have her from behind. She rolled over on her stomach and he dragged her across the bed by her ankles. She laughed as he held her legs in the air and spread them apart. Josh thought it was like nailing one of those latex pussies with the way he could move her around. Josh took her whip away and slid the handle in her dripping wet snatch. He slid it in and out of her slowly, letting the leather webbing on the handle excite her. She responded well to this so he shoved it in as far as it would go and started to rub his hard on up and down her slit to lube his shaft up again. He poised his rod at the opening of her ass and shoved himself in as hard and as deep as he could go. She screamed as he ripped her apart. He reached under her and started to rub her clit to take her mind off the burning pain in her ass. As soon as he felt her relax again, he started sliding in and out of her ass. He picked up the pace as soon as she let him know she was enjoying it as much as he was. He was a little rough with her but she liked it that way. She was begging him to fuck her harder and he was glad to give her what she wanted. He was slamming her ass so hard that she kept slamming into the bed headfirst. The motion was muffling her screaming. Josh liked listening to her scream. He reached under his cock and started fucking her with the whip while he fucked her tight little asshole. The screaming got louder as she came over and over. He felt his balls start to ache and boil. He was going to cum any second so he fucked her even faster and harder. As he let his juices flow, he had no choice but to join her in the screaming. It burned as he came violently in her tight little ass. Her tiny ass couldn’t take his load and it started shooting out back at him. He quickly pulled out and came all over her. He rubbed it in and smacked her ass hard. Maybe Josh didn’t fear midgets or clowns anymore. He defiantly knew he liked blowjobs now. Clowning Around * * * * * Click Here to listen. (15 min/mp3) * * * * * By Jasper Long It was a month ago that I had sent the letter to Russia and now the parcel is sitting in front of me. What should I do? Should! change first or should I open it now? I pick the parcel up and I am filled with excitement, it reminds me of Christmas day when I was younger. I put it back down on the table and decide not to open it, even though every pore of my body wants to. I walk to the shower and undress quickly, dropping my clothes into a heap around my feet. I stand in the middle of the bathroom looking in the mirror. I pull the clip out of my hair and let the thick curled mess fall around my bare shoulders. I look myself up and down. My breasts feel good to be out and my pussy... Wait, oh, no, that won't do, I have company tonight. "I will need to clean that up" I say aloud. I jump into the shower and soap up my body, making sure to wash my bountiful breasts in a forward and backward motion. I suddenly stop and think "why do I do that? Why do I do two forward circles and then one backwards circle?" I hold that thought for a moment trying to remember when I first washed myself like that. Did I get it from watching girls in my gym class washing themselves, or did I get it from watching old porn? Maybe my favorite porn, Debbie Does Dallas, and that shower scene. Mmm... yeah, that shower scene, where the girls in the shower are soaping themselves all over, then they start kissing each other, soaping each other's hairy bushes. Then the boys arrive and they start to get into it. There is running water, big hot dicks and juicy wet pussies all over the place. I lick my lips and slip my finger into my tight slit thinking about the scene as it plays over in my head, that dark guy pumping that girl doggie style while in the background those girls showering and getting fucked. I don't even know if that's how it goes, but that's how I remember it, it's been a while since I have seen it, maybe I need to watch it again. I slide my hand past my glistening flange to my pubic mound. It prickles my finger and I remember what I had to do. I take the shaver and lather up my pussy, slowly and tenderly I start to shave my hairy forest, thinking of my late night guest as I do. "I want her to look pretty." I think as I look at my slender slit, "I want him to want to eat me." I shave the sides of my pussy clean, just leaving a little landing strip above the clit. I put the shaver down and feel around my newly shorn bush. It feels so smooth. I get some after shave lotion and rub it into my legs and then my pussy. I let my finger slide into my moist hole. I am super wet, partially due to Debbie and the scene that played in my head, but mostly it is due to my parcel sitting on the dining room table. I get out of the shower and dry myself off. I put on my red silk dressing gown and walk into the dinning room, pick up the parcel and walk into the kitchen, find the bottle of opened red wine and pour myself a large glass, then with my new package in hand walk back into the living room. I light the candles around the room and then sit down on my favorite reading chair. I lay the parcel down and turn it over. On the back it has Russian writing, the only thing I can make out is the word Russia and the name of the company which is written in English, 'Magic Fantasy Dolls'. I flip it over and for the first time I think about the size of the parcel. It is the size of a shoe box and I think to myself "What have I got myself in for?" I immediately think I have been duped, but that can't be true. Julie my friend from yoga recommended them, she wouldn't recommend them if it was all a fake. I look the package over, with its string on the outside and weird looking stamps. Without hesitation I slide the string off, then the paper. I open the lid and inside sits a lifelike figurine of a clown, only the size of a shoe. On his head there is a small bowler hat with a flower sticking out of it, he is wearing a white wife beater singlet with massive yellow and black plaid pants held up by red suspenders. On his feet he has enormous red shoes. His face is painted white with a looping red smile for his mouth, sharp blue diamonds for his eyes and of course, the signature red nose. I place him on the ground and pick up the instructions and read them aloud, "Thank you for purchasing a Magic Fantasy Doll. This is your doll to do with what ever you wish, you are only limited by your imagination. To make him live you must utter the word 'Lichsovitch' which is Russian for 'give life,' and to make him turn back into a doll you must utter the word 'Sanosovitch' which means 'take life'. There is only one catch... once you have given and taken life, you can not give it again. So give wisely." I stand up and fix my dressing gown, take a large sip of wine and without a second thought I utter the word 'Lichsovitch', there is a crack and puff of smoke, and where there was once a small lifeless figurine stands my large clown in all his glory. I walk over to him and stroke his taut, athletic arm. I go to stroke his other arm when a jet of water shoots out from the flower clipped to his chest which soaks the top of my silk gown. My nipples immediately react to the water, harden and stick straight into the air. I take a step back and he does the same, but he trips over his feet and lands on his back only to push himself back up without even using his hands. I start to smile and he takes that as his cue. He leads me by the hand to the seat and gestures for me to sit down. He turns around and pulls off his hat, pulling out a dildo, a small egg vibrator and a real rabbit. He looks at the rabbit confused and puts it back into the hat, then pulls out a rabbit vibrator. He starts to juggle the three toys using both hands, then he swaps to one hand and with his free hand he takes the dildo from the circling toys and gestures to me, asking if I want it. I shake my head no. Then he repeats the process gesturing with the rabbit vibrator, again I shake my head no. He lifts an eyebrow and lastly he holds up the egg vibrator from the pack, and I nod yes. He continues juggling the three items while walking over to me, then changing to one hand again he hands me the enticing little pleasure egg, at the same time using his free hand to pull my legs apart and reveal my freshly shaven pelt. He takes a long hard look and lets out a cry of joy, dropping the dildo and rabbit and falls backwards, rolling once on his back then on to his front until he is standing again. He pulls at his bow tie, suggesting that I am making him hot, which I must admit makes me hot as hell. He pulls out a hanky from his shirtless cuff to wipe his brow. This hanky is connected to another, then another until there was a pile of hankies around his shoes. I turn on the vibrator as he is doing this, gently touching the outside of my pussy. He is driving me crazy. He pulls the real rabbit out of his pants and starts to replicate my motion. When he realizes what he is doing with the real rabbit he lets out a cry of shock and lets the rabbit go. From his other cuff he pulls out a balloon and blows into it. As I am working away at my pussy, I keenly watch each move my skillful clown makes, with every twist and turn of the balloon my body twinges. The balloon starts to take the shape of a man with a large cock fucking a girl on all fours. He holds the balloon out and I look at him and shake my head no, so he gets another balloon and starts making it into a shape of a guy fucking a girl in the missionary position. When it's finished he holds it aloft. I again nod no. He looks down at the ground confused, then as if he is struck by lightning he gets an idea and smiles a massive smile. He blows another balloon into a shape of a man holding a woman in the air with her legs wrapped around him. He smiles as he holds up the balloon proudly. I nod my head yes, and stand up and walk towards him. He smiles and this time I take hold of his suspenders, slipping them off his strong shoulders and making his massive pants fall to the ground, revealing an impressive cock that comes to attention as I draw my hand towards it. I get on my knees and take the cock in my mouth, kissing once then twice and then taking it into my mouth a little by little until I have it all in. I start up a rhythm on that glorious man length, licking up and down on the shaft and then giving all my attention towards that purple mushroom head, biting and nibbling. He starts to groan and sway, grabbing my shoulders to keep his balance. I cup my hands on his balls and feel them contract, ready to burst in my mouth. He pulls his cock out of my mouth but I gobble it back up, making sure to get my reward. He shudders and cums and I let the salty goodness slide down my receptive throat. I fall back on my arse looking at my handy work. I feel his eyes hungrily surveying my body until he stops at my glistening slit. He pulls me up with his bulky arms and before I know it, I am hanging upside down over his body with my legs secured around his neck, and my dressing gown lost to the ground. He buries his head deep in my pussy and I can feel his large bulbous clown nose pressed onto my clit as he works his tongue around my juicy petals. He flicks and licks at my lips and I wriggle, knowing all the while I am secure in his strong arms. I am being licked by a pro. He is definitely no clown when it comes to satisfying a pussy. The blood starts rushing to my head and I tingle all over. In one movement, as if he could feel all the blood rushing from my pussy, he swings me up so now I am straddling his shoulders. He makes sure he does this without missing a beat and continues to suck and lick my little pussy. I looked down at the top of his hat, I want to see what he is doing to my velvety lips. I knock off the hat, and with it all manner of sex toys fall onto the ground. I think to myself "He is certainly built to entertain" as I look at the ground full of party favours below. I am instantly transformed out of that thought as he takes my clit into his mouth and circles it with his tongue. I reel backwards with pleasure, knowing full well he has my arse securely cupped. He continues to suck and lick my lips as I drift in and out of different states of pleasure. He licks, nibbles and sucks at my pussy as I writhe in pleasure, and before I know it I am laying on my back on my favorite chair with my legs high in the air. He wants to get better access to my pink palace, I think. I look down and for the first time I can see his face, his nose glistening with pleasure juice and his painted lips smeared. He is really getting in there, getting deep into my volcanic crater, bringing my body close to eruption. Just when I think he couldn't get any better he slides his big red nose into my moist pussy and starts fucking me with that hard clown nose. I grab the back of his head and pull it harder into my pussy, helping him bang away. On the seat beside me my hand falls onto the balloon animal he made earlier. I pick it up and hit him over the head to get his attention. "Fuck me like this!" I yell. He stands up, his cock is hard and ready to go. Pulling me up I jump onto his body. In one swift motion I am riding him just like the balloon animal he had made, with my legs gripped around his hips and his hands squeezing my arse. He lowers me down on his massive hard cock and pounds away, sliding me up and down on that glorious length, those strong muscular arms surrounding me as he pounds and rocks me until I can't take it anymore. I burst, I burst like I whale exhaling, coming once then he pounds me, stroking and pounding until I cum again. We both fall to the ground, him still inside me and me nothing left to give. I open my eyes and look all the way down his body. My eyes follow his strong masculine shape all the way down to his feet, he is still wearing his large clown shoes. They look so big and funny. A smile comes to my face as I close my eyes.