2 comments/ 15409 views/ 9 favorites Exporoni Gets Picked Up by the Fuzz By: Exporoni When Ray and I were together, I sold a skin care product called Flawless. It was a multi-level marketing business that I got involved with through my ex-MIL (my sons' grandmother). The MIL, Betty Lou, introduced me to this "really sweet young man", David Morrison, that she was convinced was a real go-getter salesman with a good Christian background. It ended up that because of Betty Lou, the two of us had to work very closely together, picking up each others product, sharing deliveries, etc. The sweet and Christian Mr. Morrison moved a lot of skin care products but he was also one of the HORNIEST dudes I have ever met. Trying to maintain my own "Christian image" and not get busted out to my boys' grandmother, it was extremely difficult for me to not succumb to my inner weaknesses and tease and play him along. Instead I did my very best to dress and act in a very "professional" manner, not telling Betty Lou what a creep the guy was. His apartment was about halfway between Betty Lou's house in OKC and our home in Edmond so many times I would have to go to his place to pick up my stock. Every time we were together (or even on the phone!) he would try to talk naughty, innuendos, insinuations, and at his apartment he would touch me, accidentally "bump" into my breast, feel my bottom, even stand next to me and press his cock against me. Many nights I would drop by and it was very evident that he was erect, wearing sweats or gym-style shorts, his dick would be sticking out beneath the thin fabric and he would touch it, adjust it, even squeeze it like he was showing me how big he was, sometimes he would kind of push it towards me, like he was humping! Very obvious!! After about a month of this, I stopped by one evening and inviting me in, he excused himself to the rest room. Sitting down I realized he had a porn tape playing on television! Trying to ignore the small brunette sucking on an enormous cock, I was more than a little surprised when he came back into the room and he actually had the entire head of his shaft sticking out the waist band of his sweats. He was wearing a tight fitting t-shirt and made a lame attempt to cover his exposure. I tried to treat him like an older sister and "pooh-poohed" him, telling him to act nice and be serious, never letting him know how funny I thought it all was! Though I did joke and told him he needed to buy bigger pants if he was going to poke out! He was so freaking HARD and the porno was still going at it hot and nasty on the television, I swear I was sopping WET as I tried REALLY hard to not ask him to pull his cock out for me to suck. Though I did suggest he might go and take care of it before it "exploded" on one of us. Maybe he did not hear me say," GO and take care it", because almost immediately he stuck his hand under his waist band and pulling his sweats down past his hairy ball sac, he gripped his meat with his other hand and slowly started to jack-off. Right in front of me. Squeezing his hard cock tightly as he slowly stroked down, pulling his skin taut as he showed me his swollen cock-head. Throbbing, his pre-cum was beginning to ooze out his slit. Trying to break my own trance, I stood up, asking him if he was going to help me load my boxes of product or stand their horsing around. Good choice of words, because he was getting even harder as I tried not to stare. Finally I told him if he "messes" all over my boxes he would have to clean them off. I guess that worked, as he stopped jacking-off (but left his cock out and his sweats pulled down), but I tried to be understanding and added if he wanted to go in the other room and finish, I didn't mind. Somewhat surprising me, he walked to his bedroom, first grabbing a handful of paper towels from the kitchen. His one bedroom apartment was too small to not hear him slapping away as he jerked-off, especially since he left bedroom door open for me to eavesdrop as he moaned while getting his nut. Quick! Very quickly! Barely giving me time to pull my own hand out my Capri's, he came back to the living room, his dick still hard and the swollen head sticking out the top of his sweats, only now what appeared to be a thick glob of jizz oozing out. Carrying what appeared to be a shot glass filled with a "White Russian" he offered it to me. Fully knowing what was in the glass I pretended to think he was offering me a drink and taking it I first studied it. Thick and cloudy, almost creamy, I put it to my nose and enjoyed the thick musky odor as I put it to my lips and drank it like a shot of Tequila. Acting upset and pretending to gag, choke, I asked what it was he gave me, telling him I thought it was something to drink. Laughing he told me he wanted me to see what I do to him! That it was his semen, his CUM that I had just drank! Well, I knew it was and acting disgusted and telling him he was a perverted, I went to the bathroom and shut the door. OMG! I was so fucking HOT!! Unzipping my Capri's and pulling them and my panties down, I rubbed my pussy, fingering my hole as I tried to get my own CUM. I think I was as quick as he was as I tried to clean myself up, but first opening the medicine cabinet and finding his tooth brush. Not that he would mind but I of course peed on it and stuck it deeply inside my vagina before I placed it back in the cup. Next I HAD to adjust my brassiere. He would always make a BIG deal any time he could see that my nipples were hard so I would wear one of my Church brassieres, one that was thick enough to hide my dual erections. By adjusting, I pulled both breasts out over my bra, pushing it underneath my boobs, leaving them uncovered except for my blouse. I also left my blouse unbuttoned an extra button. Looking at myself in the mirror my hard nipples were sure to betray my indignant act. Berating him for being so disgusting I bent down to pick up one of the boxes, trying REALLY hard to give him a good peek of my titties. Not missing my show he of course commented, telling me how he wish he could have shot his WAD on my hard nipples! I insisted I had to get home, to please help me carry my stock to the car. Begrudgingly he picked up one of the boxes and carried it outside to my car. Once everything was loaded, I sat in my car as he stood beside my Firebird, semi-apologizing for being out of control, asking me to please not mention how badly he had acted to my husband or Betty Lou. Trying to be serious, I told him not to worry, it would be our secret, but that he needed to control himself around me and realize that he could not act like this around women, that he was offensive! Also, that as long as we worked together we needed to maintain a professional relationship. Apparently it did not sink in because as we talked he again reached inside his sweats and pulled his semi-flaccid cock out and laid it on my car door window sill!! I had already swallowed an ounce of his CUM and now here was his dick only inches from my face; With both hands gripping the steering wheel and pulling myself forward, closer to his dick. We were silent, standing outside his apartment, in the parking lot with his sweats pulled down, his ass bare and his cock and balls exposed. Cars were pulling in near us, people getting out, slamming car doors, voices, as he stood next to my car, his thick cock getting thicker as I looked at it, only inches away as his foreskin very slowly pulled back exposing the smooth skin of his cock head. I was wishing his thick CUM I had swallowed had come directly from his dick. I stared watching him get hard, it was slowly starting to lift off my car. He pushed forward, ever so slowly, but he wanted me to open my mouth, to suck him, it. I slowly ran my tongue across my lips, partially opening them as I licked, showing him my tongue. I opened my lips more, inviting him as he pushed forward and I moved closer. My mouth becoming an O, a portal for his much wanted visitor. I beckoned him with my tongue, teasing him as if I was trying to lick the tip, so close. Suddenly my window began to rise as I pushed the button closing it. Pushing his dick upward as it rose, my tongue grazing the very tip and then his leftover ejaculate streaking down the side of the safety glass as I closed my window and started my car. Immediately locking my door as he stared, the most pitiful look on his face, as he held his now fully erect penis. I smiled, cracking my window barely an inch as I told him he was a very naughty boy. Watching him stroke his thick piece of meat I fought desperately with my urges, then compromising I unbuttoned my blouse, leaving it closed as I next unsnapped and unzipped my Capri's. Sitting underneath the bright lights of the parking lot, I did not need to turn on my car's interior lights, but I did. With the lights streaming through the smoked glass T-tops, illuminating me as well as the bright interior lights, I made sure David and anyone else in the parking lot could see me as I removed my clothes. Slipping my blouse off my shoulders as David stared through my window, begging me to unlock the door and let him in. Sliding my seat back, I leaned forward and unsnapped my brassiere and laid it on top of my blouse in the passengers seat. Leaning back I massaged and fondled my breast letting him finally get a very GOOD look at them. Sitting up, I pushed my puffy aureoles against the window, smashing my hard nipples on the cool glass as he could only stand and watch, though he was picking up the pace as he jacked-off. My Capri's were next as I leaned back and hooked my thumbs in the waist band and began to tug them down. It was not even ten P.M. and I was stripping in my Firebird as my friend stood with his cock exposed, masturbating as I slowly pulled my pants down, teasing him as I got them to my pelvic bone, a hint of pubic hair. Further down as my fat puffy labia came into view and then almost "popping" out like a miniature penis, my VERY swollen purple CLITORIS, standing rigidly out from between my fat lips. A car pulled in to a slot just behind David as he stared, trance-like, tugging on his fat meat, not even caring or aware of the family getting out of the van. I pulled my pants past my bottom and down over my knees and off my feet. I was naked. I reclined my seat, and positioned myself so the interior lights were almost like a spotlight shining on my CUNT as I opened my lips and felt of my total wetness. I raised my ass, hunching upward as I tried to show him my finger going inside my hole. I used two fingers and slowly finger-fucked my hole as he tightly gripped his dick, a thick cream oozing out as he tried to stifle his CUM. I got on my hands and knees in the bucket seats as I pushed my ass to the window, reaching to my anus as I fingered my tight hole. I opened my legs more as I tried to spread my hole wide. I had my first climax, multiple shock waves as I grinded my finger deep in my ass. I relaxed and lie across the console, turning on my back as I put both feet on the window. I began to slap my pussy, ramming two, three fingers in my CUNT as I got wetter and wetter, hunching towards his cock on the other side of the glass; I wanted his thick meat in my hole. I suddenly squirted, a stream spraying on the window, the door, cumming, peeing and it did not seem to stop as I trembled, like a seizure as I lie naked, wet, aching, wanting, his cock. To suck it, to fuck it, I tried to sit up, but my seat had a puddle of my juices, I was a mess. I began to come to my senses, I realized he had shot his long ribbons of semen on my window, streaking in a long obscene pattern as it ran down. It made me want to taste it, again. My feet both still against the car door as I tried to sit up, my right heel accidentally hitting the lock/unlock button. He quickly jerked the door open just as I was sitting up and before I had the opportunity to push him away he had pulled me forward, grabbing my bare arms as he leaned in and pushed his still hard dick in my face. I opened my mouth and took him. I let him fuck my mouth, moaning as he slammed into me, gagging me as he tried to drain the last oozing remnants of his thick goo. He made me CUM again. With the car door open wide against the van in the next slot, David forcefully shoved me back, the hard console uncomfortable against my naked back, but I did not care. Pretending to offer resistance I asked him to stop, reminding him were in the parking lot. I scooted back so my bare ass was now resting on the console, as he got on top of me, his hand trying to guide his cock inside my fuck hole. Semi-hard after two very decent (or indecent cums) he was not having much luck as I relented and found him with my own hand. Gripping his semi-erect member (at least more erect than limp) I rubbed him on my sex. My tender clitoris twitching at the mere contact with his cock head. He moaned as I pulled him up and down my wet slit, getting harder as I pushed his head in my hole. He was hard enough to stay inside me, but to make sure, I hunched against him, even wrapping legs around his bare ass as he slowly fucked me. He was thick, maybe as thick and hard as when he first exposed himself to me upstairs in his apartment. Grinding against me, he lengthened his stroke, pulling almost fully out before slamming, ramming his now very stiff dick deep within me. Faster, aggressively fucking me as he seemed to be making up for the many times I teased him, flirting and making his cock hard. Grunting as he pounded his pelvis against mine, his seemingly massive member wreaking havoc on my petite body as he rapidly humped me. Maybe he was trying for that elusive third climax or maybe he was punishing me for my cock-teasing. I did not care, as I had multiple orgasm, my pussy a veritable fountain as I squirted with almost every stroke. My bladder mysteriously voiding what must have been one Big Gulp after another. Has anyone ever suffered dehydration from their cunt squirting and spraying? Oh FUCK! We were going at it hot and heavy, moaning and groaning, grunting and cursing, both of us sweating as I reached over my head to find the window button. I pushed it and let in some air, the driver side door was still wide open, the engine running and the dome light on as we fucked like animals, oblivious to our surroundings. David was still trying for his nut, only a bit slower as I noticed the voices. Don't misunderstand, I was still into it, but by this time I had had multiple orgasms. BIG fucking spasms that had left me drained and though I tried to concentrate on his cock plugging away at my hole, I could not help but be a little distracted by the voices. There were people near us, watching and talking. Flat on my back in the front seat of my car did not allow me to fully enjoy every exhibitionist's dream of having an audience while they performed. It was after David finally made those slow, deep stabs inside me, groaning as his hard sought climax finally spurted, that he lie atop me, his dead weight heavy on my small body. He seemed to almost jump as he too heard the voices; scrambling off of me and to the pavement, I looked up to see him pulling his sweats up, his cock a deep red as it disappeared in his pants. Yes, we had an audience. I lie in front of them, naked, the lights from the parking lot as well as my cars dome light shining on me. My legs open, as I knew they were looking at my tortured and abused cunt. David's cum as well as my own juices oozing out as I looked at the group, yes GROUP, of people gathered around my car. Some faces smiling, some scowling, some with lecherous grins, others showing obvious disapproval at my debauchery. I half-smiled, slowly scanning the faces as I parted my lips, my tongue obscenely wetting them as I reached down and touched my labia, swollen and tender. Fingering my pussy, finding my engorged clitoris, I was finger-fucking my hole, when someone spoke. Loudly! The apartment complex security guard, also an audience member, decided my show was over and began to disperse the crowd. Asshole David, realizing these were his neighbors, was no where to be seen; I found out later he had retreated to his apartment, leaving me buck naked and alone, save for ten or fifteen complete strangers. Many of them disapproving of my 'skanky' behavior while the majority smiling, a few even applauding and some very obviously turned on by my show, maybe even calling "Next". I struggled across the piss and cum covered console, sitting in the driver's seat as I looked for my clothes. Much of the crowd remained, not wanting to walk away from a naked woman sitting in her auto under a bright street light. The young rent-a-cop was determined to break up the crowd and not having much luck, in turn decided to remove the cause of the gathering, ME, the naked nympho! Now I am not some stereotypical dumb blonde (or brunette) and my only excuse is that I was in an after-sex nirvana, blissed out, but I did not realize he was not an actual police officer. The sex, the crowd, his uniform, his fancy black patent leather cop utility belt, all added to my sex-addled confusion. He asked, told me, to get in his car. Gathering what clothes I could find, I turned off my car and locking it, I walked barefoot and naked to his cruiser. Cruiser! More like a ten year old Plymouth Belvedere, probably picked up at a police auction. Hmmmm. This guy is not a cop. Well DUH! He drove to the back, secluded area of the complex and parked, leaving the car running as we both sat there in a very awkward silence. I had not bothered to get dressed and sitting there naked I looked at what clothes I had snatched up. A brassiere, my top and one flip-flop, why bother?!?! I looked at him as he gawked, stuttering as he tried to explain how he had 'extricated' me from a potentially dangerous situation. Well, what could I do but thank him for being such a white knight, rescuing me from an uncertain fate. Embarrassed he looked away. He was young, maybe early twenties; he kind of resembled the nerdy guy from Napoleon Dynamite. His uniform was ill-fitting, a dark blue with an official patch that read: Central Security. He sat there, both hands tightly gripping the steering wheel as he stared straight ahead. I knew I was in control. I did not say a word, turning as I leaned against the door, I pulled my left leg up in the seat as I opened legs so my pussy lips spread, letting him have a good look at my swollen clit and fat lips as David's spunk continued to slowly ooze out. I let the silence make him nervous as I put my hand on my sex, massaging, fingering, masturbating. He stared at some invisible spot on the stockade fence surrounding the perimeter of the apartment complex. I asked him his name. Melvin. I asked why he brought me to such a secluded place. To protect me. I asked if he thought I was pretty. He nodded. He said I reminded him of his wife (!). Curious, I asked if he had a picture of her. Again nodding, he leaned to one side and fished his wallet out of his back pocket. Okay, I am just under 5 feet tall, maybe ninety pounds, black hair, a smattering of freckles and large dark brown eyes. I am small bone, with a thin waist, tight round butt and a 34 inch bosom, but I also wear a C++ cup size so I appear a little "top-heavy". He found the missus' pic and showed me my twin. She looked like she had eaten at least two of me and maybe him as well! Not quite the petite clone I expected, though she did have short black hair. He quickly blurted out she had "gained some weight" since their wedding. Mind you, I am still buck-naked, slowly, sensually touching my vagina as he began a litany of their marital history. In a nutshell: childhood sweethearts, married right after high school graduation, he worked nights and attended Bible college during the day, she got pregnant. THEN the trauma! She caught him looking at internet porn and jacking off. Everything went straight to hell, no more plans to be a Baptist minister, her faith shaken, and her body increasingly expanding, she cut him off. No more sunshine, lollipops and rainbows! Exporoni Gets Picked Up by the Fuzz They had a kid and he had not had SEX in over a year! Wow! He told me he had seen me before, visiting Mr. Morrison. He said one night he had even followed me. Puzzled, I asked when. He told me one evening he was making a walking surveillance of the grounds and noticed me leaving, but instead of driving out of the complex, I drove to the rear, near the maintenance shed. Well shit! I had done that more than once, more like three or four times! As I wrote earlier, I loved to dick-tease David, flirting, 'accidentally' showing too much skin. Of course, David, the over-sexed pervert never failed to disappoint and in turn would beg me for relief, showing me his swollen cock, rubbing it against me, the usual blue ball scenario. Before his blatant display earlier this evening, he had once crept up on me while I unpackaged a box of product, then calling my name, when I turned he stuck his hard cock right in my face. Feeling his sticky pre-cum slide across my cheek and having his cock head pressed against my lips almost made me cum. It was all I could do to not take him in my mouth, but it was not yet time. So, what I did whenever I left his apartment in an unrequited state of passion was drive to the back and make myself cum, finger my horny hole until I got off! Melvin said he followed me and watched me masturbate! Cool! I asked if got off watching me. He nodded. I asked him to look at me. Almost hesitantly he turned. I asked him if I made him hard and he stared, not reacting. I asked if he wanted to touch me and still no reaction, only staring. Actually not so much trancelike but sweeping over my nude body. My cunt, my breast, my lips, my eyes, then repeat. Finger-fucking my pussy, I stopped and licked and sucked my fingers, tasting David's jizz as it continued to seep out. Once more getting my fingers wet from my sloppy hole I reached over and touched his lips. He opened his mouth and I told him to suck on them, taste my pussy. He did. I leaned towards him getting on my knees in the seat as I touched him. My hand found his crotch, his hard cock. Using both hands I unfastened his official cop belt. He just sat there complacent as I unfastened his pants. I told him to slide his seat back, twice I told him. Not waiting, I reached inside his briefs, pulling his cock out. He protested, telling me this was not right, he was married. I told him I was also married and what was not right was his wife not performing her wifely duties. Now I knew this was a bull shit comment, but he had mentioned he had attended seminary school and because of my own Southern Baptist upbringing I was pretty sure he would not have much of an argument. I was giving him the old tit for tat excuse. She does that (or does not do) so he can do this (get a little pussy). I had his dick out and was stroking him as he offered only minor resistance. He was too horny to say no after all but stalking me, even jerking off fantasizing about me. He moved the seat back and I went down on him, sucking his cock as he softly moaned. I told him not to cum, make it last. I could taste his pre-cum and probably some cum as he leaked more and more juice into my mouth. I knew he would shoot his load at any second so squeezing him tightly, I began kissing him. Talking softly and sweetly I told him how much I wanted him, I told him I wanted him inside me, I needed him to fuck me. I tried to give him what he needed, what his fat-ass wife had been denying him. I desired him, I did not have to pretend. I climbed on top of him, smothering his face with my kisses as I gripped his cock, rubbing it on my wet slit. Finding my wet fuck-hole, I pushed his dick in past my lips. Leaving him with only his swollen head inside I asked him to fuck me. I told him I needed him inside me. I continued to kiss him, passionately, as I did my husband when I had not seen him for a week. He pushed deeper inside me. I ground my pelvis into him, moving my hips as I fucked him, opening my mouth as I kissed him. He was getting the full treatment. Oh Baby, you're so deep. Oh yes, yes, fuck me, fuck me. Working him, my pussy muscles doing the 'Kegel Squeeze' as I did my best trying to stop him from blowing his load too quickly. Momentarily sitting atop him, his cock buried deep inside my pussy, I put my lips next to his ear and softly, breathlessly asked him to fuck my ass. Almost comically he replied, "Huh?" "Please Baby, I want you to fuck me deep in my ass." Not expecting a conversation, he said he had never done that... Like he would need instructions! Raising off his lap, I held his dick and began to rub my wetness on my anus. Spreading the goo with his cock head, I slowly pushed down on him. Still using my hand to control his shaft, I was able to work him in past my tight sphincter. Then back out as I reached down with a wad of my spit. He was inside my ass. Very slowly I rode him, deeper and deeper, until he was buried totally inside. Up and down we fucked. "Oh Baby, you're fucking me in my asshole. Do you like it." He nodded, "it's tight, really tight." I got a little more relaxed as I moved up and down on his meat. I came. My pussy squirting on his belly. I pushed down on him. Hard. Grinding. It was good. It was his turn. I asked him where he wanted to cum. I guess he had never had a choice! I could sense he was close so I quickly got off of him; kneeling in the seat, I leaned forward to his lap, taking his shit dick in my mouth, I sucked him. Licking his shaft, fondling and sucking his balls and sac, I took his head in my mouth, flicking my tongue across his sensitive glans. He was trying to fuck my mouth, I felt his hand on top of my head, pushing me down. I took him, all the way, deep throating him as his hips moved more quickly as he forcefully tried to ram his meat down my throat. Faster and faster, stroking, moaning. Gagging me as I tried to breathe through my nose. I could feel the tears welling up in my eyes as I tried to catch some air. Such a sweet guy to become so forceful and aggressive as he determinedly rammed his cock in my mouth. I let him. He needed it, deserved it. Take it out on me, Baby. Get the cum out. He did. Loudly groaning as he arched upward, his cock fully in my mouth, my throat as he convulsed. Spasming with short hard jabs as his spunk filled my mouth, both hands tightly holding my head against his crotch as he sporadically jerked. Pushing back myself, I freed myself from his violent tool, licking and cleaning him, I milked him, his semen. His ejaculate on my face, my hands, I rose from his lap and kissed him, full on the lips, as a lover. Using both hands, his cum on them, I put them to my face and letting him watch me spread his milky goo all over, even through my hair . Glassy-eyes, he was obviously in a sex-daze as he stared at me. I went back down on him and licked and sucked more of his cum. Suddenly lights! Red flashing lights, then a spotlight. This time it really was the police! Oh Boy! Here we go again! -roni