1 comments/ 72261 views/ 7 favorites Roni's Wild Night at the Lido By: Exporoni It was late August, a Saturday night in the summer of '96; Ray and I were sitting in the parking lot of the Lido Adult Theater off I-35 and Mockingbird in Dallas, TX. I was finishing a cigarette while I slowly circled my index finger around my exposed nipple. There was a mixed bag of cars and trucks surrounding us; Lexus, BMW, F-150, Tahoe; new and old, rich and poor, a lot like the clientele inside the book store. Ray had parked next to a pick-up that the guy had backed into the parking slot. Sitting in his truck, right next to my side of our Honda, he watched as I teased. I had never been to the Lido but Ray had attempted to fill me in on all the juicy details that his friend Etta had told him. On Friday and Saturday the theaters upstairs were for couples only; and yes, in '96 there were two theaters upstairs. Of course, downstairs, the theater was mainly single men, some gay, some not. I was and am still an exhibitionist, but Ray was worried that the scene inside the Lido may be a bit overwhelming. Etta had gone there a couple of times with her boyfriend, Jerome, and her description was exciting. She had told Ray about an atmosphere of open nudity, group fondling, even public sex. She said she freaked the first time she and Jerome had gone; it seems Jerome had got up to go to the rest room and another couple sat down next to her. The guy immediately put his hand on her leg, mid-thigh, and started rubbing up towards her crotch. She wasn't sure what to do and was afraid the dude might not take no for an answer. Hesitantly she put her hand over his and halted his movement up her leg. He looked at her and she shot him one of her patented looks, only thing missing was the head bob. To her surprise and relief he stopped and apologized, "Sorry." Ray warned me, or rather had built me up to a high level of anxiety that I was very excited to finally be able to see and experience, in person, pure hedonistic behavior. Though I must admit to being a little apprehensive to what Ray might expect me to do. He was working his 'psyche' on me as we sat in the parking lot. "Are you my naughty girl?" he asked "Baby, I can be a very naughty girl." I teased. "What if I want you to be a bad, bad girl?" he countered. "Ray, I will do whatever you ask me to do." I promised. "Roni, I want you to be a naughty little girl that doesn't listen to her husband, but instead lets her own desires take over. A bad, bad girl that wants everyone in the theater to know she is there. I want you to be that nasty little whore that people will talk about, dream about years from now." He was working his magic and my pussy was getting wetter and wetter. So we were sitting in the car, teasing this cowboy, wondering which side of the street he was on. He seemed interested, so we were assuming he was straight. I put one foot up on the dash and let my dress fall open; I turned and smiled at the pick-up truck cowboy as I reached between my legs and pulled my pussy lips open. Showing him my swollen clitoris I could tell by his smile that he was as straight as they CUM. I took a new cigarette out and brought it to my lips, "Gotta a light, Tex?" He almost fell out of the truck as he scrambled to light my Marlboro. Leaning in to light my cigarette, I took his BIC lighter out of his hand and pushed it inside my wet cunt. With my index finger I rammed it further inside me. "Do you want your lighter back? I asked. Without speaking he nodded, reached inside the car and pushed his thick finger inside my hole. I clinched my pussy muscles, forcing his lighter out of my cunt. He removed the lighter and immediately stuck it in his mouth and sucked my juices off it. Then reaching back down to my crotch he rubbed his thumb on my purple clit meanwhile sticking his two middle fingers in my wet hole. Gripping me by my pelvic bone with his fingers he lifted my ass up off the car seat by at least a foot! Then with his wet fingers he found my asshole and began to lube me up, forcing first one finger then another inside my bumhole. Using the 'old bowler's' grip, he stuck his thumb inside my pussy and started working me over; finger-fucking my asshole with his thick, rough cowboy fingers, while grinding his thumb deep into my cunt. I had pulled my dress up around my waist and was busy massaging my exposed titties, while unbuttoning my dress the rest of the way when one of the Lido's security guys rounded the corner. "Hey guys, let's be cool; that's a good way to get popped." Nice guy. He walked over next to the cowboy and slowly let his eyes take in the sight of me, titties out, nipples at a screaming erection and Tex with his hand firmly gripping my crotch. "Nice, very nice, but not in the parking lot. Okay?" Decent of him. I tried to put on my best shy and innocent smile as my cowboy removed his wet, sticky fingers. Still standing next to the cowboy, our now favorite security guard reached in with his thumb and forefinger to pinch my clit. "God damn, sugar, you got a huge clit! Pinching hard on my clitoris, he tried to grip it like it was a cock. "That sumbitch looks like a little dick!" Now rubbing me with his thumb, you could almost see it throb as my own sweet jizm began to trickle out. Creamy and pungent, he caught it with two fingers and began to smear it around my clitoris. More and more oozed as he again dipped his fingers in my mess. Pulling the top of my dress back open to expose my breast he started rubbing my lotion on my chest, on my hard nipples. "Damn, girl, where are you getting all that shit?" As my cunt continued leaking my sweet cream. "You guys need to get inside or else I'm gonna have to pull my cock out." "And what?" I asked. "I'd love for both of you to take your cocks out." I reached out and tried to feel his man meat through his trousers.. "I'm gonna get fired, you all need to get inside the theater." Removing his hand (and my hand), I pulled a wash cloth out of the console and tried to dry my now sopping crotch. I felt like I was about to explode as I gently blotted my now very sensitive and still incredibly swollen clit. Buttoning up my dress both men stepped back as I got out of the Honda. Putting my hands first around the cowboy's waist I stood on my tip-toes and kissed him full on the lips, allowing his tongue to explore inside my mouth. I could feel his hard dick pressing against me as I ground back against him. He reached down and pulled my dress up, past my bare ass, past my black lace garter belt. He picked me up and set me on the hood of the car, then began to slowly kiss my neck, working his way to my chest. Then laying me back on the hood, I felt him pull my dress open once more to expose my pussy. Just as I felt his lips begin to suck my clit, our friendly security guard stopped him. "Dude, seriously, not here!" Lifting and setting me gently back on the pavement; I once more straightened my dress. It was about ankle-length, with buttons all the way down the front. The neckline was scooped low, showing off a lot of my chest and the cleavage of my ample 36 D ta-ta's. I have to confess, about four years prior I had a boob job and my plastic surgeon was amazing!! I look so natural and LARGE! Though I had been a C cup, after my two boys I felt I didn't have the lift I used to, so that was the initial reason and what the hell, might as well go a little bigger! I was wearing an open cup shelf bra and Ray loved for me to unbutton my dress below my breast and fold the material under so that my aureoles were showing and my nipples only partially covered. I did this and looked at Ray and then down at my breast. The dark circles surrounding my nipples were evident and from my vantage point I could see a hint of my firm nipple. I could tell by Ray's expression he wanted me to display a bit more titty! I rearranged my dress again, folding a bit more material under. The neckline (or breast line) of my dress now bisected my nipple and I was sure anyone looking at me, especially since I am only 4'11, could easily see my 3/4" nipples popping out of my dress. Seems the more I show the hornier I get! Looking down at my boobs, my nipples were clearly exposed. Young Tex got back in his Ford as Ray and I were escorted to the Lido's entrance. As we reached the door my new 'protector' gave my ass a squeeze and handed me a business card. "Call me sugar, I really want to fuck that pussy." he whispered. Walking into the bookstore it was well-lit, clean with six or seven people milling around, shopping. The two guys behind the counter smiled as we walked in. Ray can't resist me teasing single guys in a situation like this. Dirty book store, guys in there getting a video to jerk off to and I come in and flash them, makes for a real satisfying cum. So we split up and I walked up and down the aisles until I found an interested party; an older guy, about fifty, looking at the girl-on-girl videos. I did my whole routine, bending over, squatting down; I even fingered myself a little. He was one of those shy ones that stand there and stare, gawking at my wet naked cunt. I was getting into sliding two fingers in my hole; I was even beginning to drip a little on the floor when Ray rounded the corner, motioning with his head I knew he was ready to go upstairs to the movies. With one last flourish I rapidly began to finger fuck myself, my pussy cream splashing on my thighs as I let my hand slap against my clit. Getting up I walked towards him, holding the lower part of dress open, my titties spilling out of the top of my dress. His mouth was open as I put my two wet pussy fingers between his lips. Ray and I walked to the counter to get our tickets and found out we had been comped! The security dude had them let us in free! Looking over the counter I noticed three or four video monitors with cameras displaying the parking lot, the theater and the private viewing rooms. Wait, there's our car. They were probably watching us play in the parking lot. Cool! Free tickets. Walking past the downstairs the theater, Ray mentioned he would like to stop in before we left, "Give some of those straight single guys a little live action." Then to the stairs, where at the top we were buzzed in to the second floor. My excitement level was soaring, after the parking lot and the video store, whew! I was almost weak from the anxiety. In the past I had flashed a few guys and Ray had even talked me into blowing a guy at a truck stop, but I had never had a chance to be involved in any kind of group activity. I didn't know what to expect! Since it was all couples, would everyone be naked, swapping partners, sucking and fucking? Or would it be one or two brave and naughty souls that entertained a bunch of lookie-loo's? Either way I knew that Ray would want to show me off, and when I say show me off I mean the whole enchilada. He loved to brag to his friends about what a great fuck I am and how good I give head, deep throating and letting him shoot his man-goo all over my face. You get the picture; it wasn't about just showing off my body but also my performance. We went to the main theater and stood in the back while our eyes adjusted to the darkness. Moving over to the right side of the theater we stood in the back with three or four other couples. One couple was embracing; another guy was standing behind his date caressing her, a hand inside her blouse. While a third appeared to be watching the movie, he was standing behind her, when I noticed his meat was out and she was slowly jacking him off. His cock a very respectable seven or eight inches and as crimson red and swollen as his cock head appeared she must have had a very tight grip on it. We stood next to this last couple and I couldn't help but stare as he started to hump on her hand. Scanning about the theater it appeared to be about a third full and through the flicker of the film I could see people in various stages of kissing, hugging and fondling. Occasionally a head would pop up or disappear and quite a few were looking around (as we were) trying to take it all in. There were glimpses of tit, one girl stood up exposing a healthy bare ass. And there were all shapes and sizes and colors of 'movie' fans. Ray stood behind me and immediately began to unbutton my dress, not even stopping at the waist, but all the way. Pulling it open and back off my shoulders, he turned me slightly towards the couple that was getting/giving the hand job. The guy smiled as did his date. Ray whispered for me to show them my pussy. Ray had my dress completely pulled open, my breasts and cunt exposed for all to see and he was caressing my titties as I used both hands to stretch my pussy lips wide open. Standing about a foot away from these strangers, I stared as she continued to stroke his cock; I was now fingering my clit, as Ray moved closer, narrowing the distance between his hard dick and my wet pussy. It seemed like she was now 'aiming' him at me, maybe even tugging him to my hole. Suddenly she was rubbing his cock head against my clitoris, circling it, bumping it and sliding it up and down my slick crevice. Holy shit! I was about to CUM. I could feel my pussy juice running down my leg and my purple, blood-engorged clitoris was exploding with my passion as Ray gently raised me enough to accommodate the stranger's hard-on, his girlfriend guiding him as it slid into my hole. She released her grip and squatted between us, trying to lick us both as he slowly began to fuck me. I looked down to see her tongue licking my leg, my pussy juice smearing her make-up as she pressed her face against my wet thigh. His cock felt good as he moved closer to me, pressing deep into me. I heard Ray whisper, "They're watching you." Looking towards the movie screen there were many faces turned, watching us, watching me. It fired me up even more as I thrust my hips harder, trying to get him deeper inside me. He put his hands on my waist, pulling me to him. Then he wrapped his arms around me sinking his dick deep into my hole, grinding his pelvis against mine. He started to kiss me, passionately, like we were lovers. I kissed him back, feeling my clit mash against him. Then he stopped. He didn't cum. He pulled out and put his instrument of my pleasure back in his pants! What the fuck! Ray whispered to me that he was "edging", building and building up his cum to a huge climax later on. It's kind of like pacing yourself. I didn't need to 'edge', and as he pulled out I took hold of his still squatting girlfriend' and directed her to my cunt. She knew exactly what to do as she began to eat my pussy, tongue-fucking me, using her fingers on my ass and clit as she licked and sucked. Sucking hard on my clitoris, I came. I'm surprised she didn't break a tooth as I hunched her mouth, fucking her face as I looked at the audience watching us/me. She was good, the cum was good. She stood up and I didn't get a chance to return the favor, yet. Standing back against Ray, my dress was still open and this little ole man on the back row was reaching towards me. We were about six feet from the seats and he was pointing at my pussy and motioning with his finger for me to come towards him. It was pretty funny and he was pretty cute. His wife (?) had her hair piled high in some sort of French braid/bun and the way she was dressed reminded me of one of those Pentecostal ladies, long sleeves, and long skirts. I couldn't resist, I walked towards him, just close enough for him to touch me. He did, his hand, his fingers, were all over my cunt. Roughly feeling me up, fingering me, trying to wedge his finger in my pussy, it was like he had never touched or seen a vagina. I reached down and tried to slow him down a little, guiding him and trying to get him to be a little tenderer. Then his wife looked over her shoulder and cut me a look as she watched her man play with me. It must have been the devil in me or maybe Ray nudging me that I moved closer to him, until my pussy was only inches away from his face, his mouth. I put my hand on his head and pushed my pelvis forward, and began rubbing my pussy lips against his lips. His big hair wife looked shocked; he looked stunned as I gyrated my wet, wet cunt against his face, smearing him with my pussy juice. Looking over his shoulder towards his lap, I could see he had his penis out and had been playing with it as he watched me. It was hard, though small, it was very hard, and surprisingly his Pentecostal wife was stroking him as I smashed his face to my cunt. I couldn't resist, leaning over the back of his seat, between he and his wife, I all but fell into his lap as my mouth found his little dick. With my ass up in the air, I buried my face into his lap, sucking on his hard cock. I was able get all of him in my mouth and was trying to get his balls as well when I felt air on my ass and realized my dress must have been pulled away, leaving me exposed. Still trying to give my new friend a decent blow job, I felt hands on my bare ass, pulling my legs open, then fingers sliding in and out of my cunt, then my ass. With the little man's hands on the top of my head, he was furiously fucking my mouth, his cum beginning to spurt in my mouth as he loudly moaned. "Fuck that ass." "Yeah, that's right; let me fuck that tight ass." Still bent over, my mouth full of his thick man-goo, I was trying to swallow as his cum was running out of my mouth onto his lap when I heard someone talking about my ass. Oh shit! Now someone was trying to fuck my ass. I could feel somebody trying to work their cock into my asshole. Just as their head cleared my sphincter they impatiently rammed what felt like a HUGE dick deep in my anus. "Fuck her, yeah, fuck her hard." "Tear that butt up!" I was still bent over between this strange little couple while getting fucked, fucked hard, a thick, fat cock slamming into my ass. God damn it hurt as he tore into my bunghole, slapping his pelvis against my butt cheeks. I was moaning, crying, it felt so good as he pounded and pounded into me. Shit, I love a good ass-fucking, the pain, the pleasure, the pure kinkiness of his big dick buried in my shithole. Tearing the soft tender tissue of my colon, blood mixing with his cum and my scat, coating, sliming his cock with this nasty mix of fluids that I knew he would want to stick in my mouth and have he clean it off. My cunt was dripping with anticipation! Trying to raise up to at least see who was punishing me, I looked to the end of the row of seats and saw Ray off the side watching. He was watching as this brute fucked me, hurt me. But I like the pain and Ray knows it, he knows I cream at just the thought of rough sex. With a giant heave, my assailant drove deep into me, spewing his thick slime up my ass. Grinding hard against me, I knew he was trying to drain every last drop of his ejaculate. Then roughly snatching me up he pushed me hard to my knees and then grabbing my head, rammed his nasty shit dick in my mouth. His thick, fat cock filling my mouth, the nasty taste of where it had been, coating it, still dripping, leaking his last remnants of spunk. Hunching against my face as if he hadn't quite emptied himself up my asshole he was once more violating me, fucking me forcefully ramming himself in my mouth and down my throat. I was gagging, trying to breathe, trying to get with his rhythm as he would sink his still hard meat down my throat. My eyes were burning, tears running down my face as I fought for air. But I could feel my pussy creaming, running between my fat lips and mixing with he thick spunk dripping out of my asshole. I knew I was near a cum myself. "C'mon man, let me fuck that mouth." I heard his friend beg. Looking through the stinging tears in my eyes, I could finally see my ass fucker. BIG brown guy, I'm talking 6'5 or more, three hundred pounds, BIG dude! With an equally BIG dick! And his buddy wasn't too much smaller. Standing there jacking off while his buddy fucked me finally got to him as the first guy was beginning to get soft, number 2 took over. Where the hell did these guys come from, I wondered where their dates were as they both seemed to use me as the object of their perverted desires. Roni's Wild Night at the Lido "Hey Billy, fuck that little girl's mouth." I heard a female voice say. So they did have female partners! But alas, poor Billy had had too much pre-excitement and barely got his dick in my mouth when he suddenly erupted in a spine-shrinking, shoulder- shrugging orgasm. Almost collapsing on me, Billy cradled the back of head with one hand while gripping his spewing snake with the other. He was a real moaner, pulling my mouth off his cock and trying to spray his spunk into it. Of course the sticky shit missed, streams of cum shooting out onto my face, into my hair. Then back between my lips, driving his meat to the back of my mouth, still cumming. Finally he was done; he lifted me back to my feet, a small crowd of men and woman surrounded me, some even applauded. I was a fucking mess. Literally! Mascara streaked down my cheeks, nasty, thick globs of cum in my hair and on my face, even dripping off my chin. My dress had somehow gotten ripped and the bottom was wet from all the jizm dripping from between my legs. Ray appeared, smiling, "Need a smoke." "Oh fuck, do I?!?" Walking out of the theater and straight to the restroom, I almost scared myself! I looked as frightening as you can imagine. I had Ray go out to the car to retrieve my purse and a wash cloth with plans to try and repair myself. Hair, makeup, clothes, I was really a mess and started to try and repair the damage when a 40ish, plump little housewife-type came in the rest room. "Girlfriend that was so hot, I almost had a big O watching you." she complimented. We had barely been here an hour and I looked (and felt) like I had just fucked the entire starting defensive line of the Dallas Cowboys. My mouth had small tears in each corner from trying to wrap around that big fat cock and my ass felt 'torn and frayed' from the abuse it had gone through. And she's telling me how hot I am! "Thanks," I replied. "Let me show you something." Turning to the girl, I once more reached between my legs and with both hands pulled my pussy lips open, displaying a still very red and swollen clitoris. "Look at me! I can't get enough! My clit is still aching and throbbing for more." "Oh my gawd. Are you ever satisfied?" she asked. "Yes, often, but being surrounded by so much sex, the sight, the smell, I don't want to stop!" I said. "My pussy gets wet too, but I can't get into all that crazy stuff like you just did." She replied. With one hand still on my cunt, rubbing it, I asked, "But can you get into sucking on my big clit. Sucking me off like a little dick?" Squatting down to my pussy she put her lips to pubis. At first licking, then sucking, she really was giving me head! Sucking on my little man dick. I wrapped both hands around her head and enjoyed the tenderness she gave me. Seemingly not bothered at all by my dripping pussy she didn't hesitate to lick my juices as it started to gush out of me, trying to drink it all in. Once more I came. My pussy eater excused herself before I had a chance to reciprocate. "My husband's outside waiting. You have a VERY hot pussy." She said. Kissing her deeply on her lips I felt her press her own cunt against me as I thanked her and she in turn thanked me. Ray returned and I was able to return myself to some semblance of normalcy, though my hair had some major problems, I did the best I could. A small sponge bath with the washcloth and fresh mascara, a little foundation, powder, let's go again. Ray took my purse back out to the car while I sat down for a smoke. Sitting there with two couples, you would have thought we were at a PTA meeting, "Where you from," that kind of small talk. "How many dicks have you ever sucked here?" I finally blurted out. One girl didn't hear me, while her husband eyed me up and down. The other woman answered she only sucked one, her husband, Fred (or whatever). "What fun is that?" I asked. "I have barely been here an hour and I've already sucked three big nice cocks." "Yeah we saw." One replied. At this point, I did the old Sharon Stone show, spread my legs and gave both husbands a good look at my snatch. Looking down I could see my titties were still exposed, so I opened my legs a bit more, then, what else? I reached down and started tweaking my clit. Both husbands were staring as I gave them the Roni Pussy Show. Surprisingly, one wife reached over and started to massage her man's dick. The other woman, not to be out done started kissing her husband on the neck and rubbing his chest. Then she raised her dress and placed her husband's hand on her crotch. The lighting was not the best and I wasn't sure what I was seeing, but when her husband turned towards her and raised her skirt even higher; he exposed one of hairiest pussys I have ever seen in my life! I thought she was sitting on a damn cat she had so much pubic hair! Ray told me later, that when he came back inside he stopped at the counter downstairs to ask them to buzz him back into the theater. He said there were four or five guys standing around the surveillance monitors. "Yeah, that's the same girl from the parking lot." It was our favorite security guard. "Shit, she looks buck naked!" Another commented. Just then Ray said they spotted him, "Dude, let's go upstairs and rein in your old lady." Ray said entering the theater he knew EXACTLY where to find me. On the left side, just as you enter there were five or six couples crowded around the back row of seats. Somehow between Ray leaving me in the smoking lounge and the time he got back, I had managed to get both 'PTA' couples into the theater; a husband on each side of me. I was on my knees in the seat leaning over and sucking off husband number 1 while husband number 2 was standing behind me with his pants down around his knees and fucking my pussy. I really didn't think this would be a problem except all I had on was my hose and garter belt and the garter belt wasn't even snapped! I think my dress was draped over the seat and hopefully my bra was with it. I wasn't too sure about my shoes. Husband number 1, Fred, was getting really close, his wife was trying to fondle his balls and had her face right next to mine, ready to catch his spunk. Husband number 2, Bernie, had a really nice long cock that seemed to really hit my sweet spot as he pummeled my cunt. Ray told me that it looked like Bernie's wife was trying to finger his ass while he was fucking me. Those suburbanites are such kinky motherfuckers! "Roni." Someone called. Again, "Roni." Through the sound from the movie, the crowd watching us, Bernie's and me moaning from the really good fucking he was giving; plus Fred busy hunching his ass off the seat, bumping my face, while trying to hold my head down so he could borrow his cock deep down my throat. Then I heard my name again. "Roni. Roni. Rhonda!" Yeah it was Ray. Letting out a "FUCK" that filled the theater Fred's thick, ropey cum came shooting out. I caught the first glob and pulled off for his wife to catch the rest, but she wasn't quick enough and I got hit with another big burst, right across my face. Pushing up on the arm rest and trying to balance myself as Bernie kept slamming into my cunt, I rose up to see Ray and my security guy. "Roni, this is Dave. Remember, from the parking lot?" Ray asked. I could feel the long sticky glob of Fred's jiz sliding across my face. "I-re-mem-ber- Da-ve from -the par-king- lot." I answered in a staccato rhythm as Bernie finally neared his nut. Slamming deep into my pussy, Bernie knocked me off balance, so my face was once more in Fred's lap, bumping his wife on the head. Turning her head to one side of his man meat I positioned myself on the other side as our tongues darted up, down and around his thick, veiny meat. His cum was now running down the sides as his wife and I touched tongues, swapped spit and snowballed each other with the thick globs. It was then Bernie finally caught his own nut, slamming hard and deep into my hole, convulsing against my bare ass I could almost feel his man-goo shooting inside me. Suddenly he pulled out allowing me to once more continue my conversation with Ray and Dave. Bernie had turned towards his wife and was still busy draining himself into his wife's mouth. Dave spoke, "Ma'am you really must have some clothes on. Occasionally we get vice detectives in here and they will shut us down and take you to jail if they find you like this." Still kneeling in the seat wearing my hose and garter belt, my face once more covered with dripping, thick globs of man cum; my pussy leaking it's own share of nasty human liquids, puddling on the seat, while my asshole seemed to still be leaking cum from earlier. So with this picture of me, I innocently asked Dave, "Why would they arrest me for looking like this?" The crowd separated so Ray could help me get my dress back on, meanwhile he stuck my bra in his pocket. Finding my shoes was another story as one had been kicked four of five rows away, but with a little help we finally located it. Though thoroughly exhausted, I still wasn't ready to leave! But Ray said security guard Dave was getting 'off' in about ten minutes and Ray had invited him back to our room for a 'drink'. So I guess that was it, my first night at the Lido was over. I'm sure there have been sexier and nastier woman at the Lido, maybe even hotter sex; but in the two or three hours that Ray and I were there I'm positive the people there tonight would remember me and hopefully will talk about me maybe have sex while thinking about me! As for myself I wish I could have sucked and fucked every one of them! Heading out of the theater and down the stairs we passed the singles theater down stairs. "Is that mainly guys in there, stag, no couples?" I asked Ray "Pretty much." he answered. Looking at Ray with my pouty little lips I begged, "I'll only be a couple of minutes."