5 comments/ 15877 views/ 2 favorites Weekend Excrsion By: SallyJanes 'Man, it's too damn hot,' Joe thought. He was working late again. Out in the summer heat all day long. He was sweaty, hot, and tired. Ready to call it a day. He was looking forward to getting home and having a couple of beers and diving into the pool. 'Thank God it's Friday,' he thought. Maybe when he got home he would call up a few friends and plan something for tomorrow. If he was damn lucky maybe the twins would be as ready as he was for some fun. Joe ran his hand through his dark hair and sighed. Fat chance having the kind of fun he really wanted. He shook his head at himself and snickered. The twins were great friends, a lot of fun, and totally not into guys. One even had a girlfriend. Any guy who looked at them would be thinking the same thing though, "Hot!" But, as far as he knew, neither Amanda nor Angela had ever been with a guy. Not that it really mattered to Joe. One thing he didn't want at the moment was a serious relationship. Nope. No way. Rachel had been serious enough for 10 people, and he wasn't going there again. He hated the way things had ended, but he was sure glad they had ended. He had made it clear from day one that he just wanted some fun. No big attachments. He didn't see anything wrong with that, and she hadn't seemed to either. She acted like she was all for it, said she just wanted a fuck buddy, someone to hang out with and have a little tumble with from time to time. Sounded good to Joe. Well, what's that old saying, "if it sounds too good to be true..." After a couple of good romps, she was thumbing through 'Brides' magazine. That was the first clue. But hey, lots of girls did that, right? Maybe it didn't mean anything. Yeah right. Next thing Joe knew, she was cleaning out drawers in his room to make room for her stuff. She didn't even ask, just started coming and going as she pleased, had a key made and everything. The straw that broke the camel's back was the jewelry circular she had left 'accidently' on the counter. Wedding rings!! No way! Not gonna happen. Joe packed her stuff and set it on the porch, and installed a dead bolt. He called her and told her to come and get it. When she did, then the water works started. Seriously, three weeks of hanging out and having a bit of fun here and there and she was picking out baby names. Good thing he was always careful. That girl had a plan. 'Sorry ma'am, not me!' Joe's stomach still got upset when he thought about it. No, he didn't need that again. He'd just hang out with his friends and have some fun. And the twins were fun. * * * Joe got home in record time, and hit the shower. He saw the pink lady Bic still sitting in the soap dish. He kept meaning to throw it away. But, on days like today, he got a kick out of the little reminder of the hot time he'd had in here with Rachel. He had to admit, she was good in the shower. He grabbed the soap and started washing his body with his hands. While his hands moved from his neck, to his shoulders, and then to his arms, he was thinking about her hands washing him. He began to mimic the movements he remembered. Her hands were soft, where his were a little rough. She had been gentle, where he was firm. But, as he let his mind wander, the hands were hers, running down his chest to his stomach, then around to his rib cage, and behind to the small of his back, then lower to his ass. She had spent a good deal of time on his ass. He had leaned forward and braced himself against the wall of the shower as she had move behind him. He closed his eyes and saw her in his mind. He looked back over his shoulder and watched her, as she slid her hand between his firm cheeks. She had lifted his leg and placed it on the small seat built into the wall of the shower. He got hard as he watched her. When she had his leg where she wanted it, she returned her soapy hand to his ass. As she moved her hand back and forth from his ass to his balls, Joe had wrapped his soapy hand around his hard cock. She was standing behind him, pressed against him. Her finger poised on his hole. "You like that baby?" she had asked. "Feels good Rach, you gonna keep knockin' on that door, or are you gonna come in?" Then she had slipped her finger inside. "Ahhh, yeah Rach, just like that." She moved her finger in and out of him as he stroked himself. "Just a little faster Rach, a little deeper." She had complied. In a few minutes he had come against the shower wall. He had still been hard and horny even after he shot his load. Joe had reached around and picked her up. She wrapped her legs around him and he sat on the seat with her wet heat all around him. He had placed his hands on her hips and urged her to bounce up and down on his throbbing cock. He had loved watching her tits bounce up and down right in front of his face. He leaned forward and took one nipple into his mouth as he continued to drive deep into her. When she started getting winded and tired from the bouncing, he had stood up and pressed her back against the wall as he pounded into her again. "Fuck yes, Joe, don't stop baby. Oh God, I'm gonna cum baby, fuck, I'm gonna cum baby." He felt her body squeeze around him. The pulsing gripping and easing, gripping and easing, and finally a gush of warm liquid exploded over his cock and his balls. God, he loved it when she squirted. He felt his orgasm coming, and stayed buried deep inside, feeling the warmth of his own release wash over him. Joe opened his eyes and came back to the present. He was hard as a rock. He pumped himself a couple more times and groaned as his sperm shot from him. "Ahhh, fuck!" Damn that felt good. He finished his shower and grabbed a towel to wrap around his waist. He glanced at the Bic. Nope, not yet, some things were worth remembering. That had been one hot shower. He liked that little pink Bic. * * * Joe popped a top on his first beer as he waited for Amanda to answer the phone. "Hey Amanda, It's Joe. What's up?" "Hey Joe, nothing much, just got home from work." Amanda was the quieter of the twins. Which didn't really mean she was quiet. Joe could still remember the look on her face 6 years ago when he'd asked her out. They hadn't known each other long, but it had been a very comfortable friendship. She was smart, and funny, and really hot. She had been playing guitar with a local band to fill in for their regular guitarist; she was good. Joe loved music himself, so after the band came off stage a couple of his buddies introduced them. They hung out a couple of hours that night. She invited him to a get together the next day. It was a back yard bar-b-que type of thing. Everyone brought their instruments and sat around playing music till way into the night. That's when he found out there were two of them. Angela was a bit louder than Amanda. You could tell by looking at her that she didn't take any shit. If she didn't like something you said, she'd straight up tell you. She was a real 'this is me, take it or leave it' type of person. And she didn't care which it was. She wasn't giving time to idiots. Joe had watched the two of them together. They were really close. They would finish each other's sentences, laugh at each other's jokes, even if no one else did, and it was clear to everyone around, you couldn't mess with one without the other one jumping in. They were a team. Joe liked to just watch them sometimes out of the corner of his eye. He really wanted to ask Amanda out, but she was practically joined at the hip to Angela. As the party was winding down, only a few people were lingering. Joe decided it was now or never. "Hey Amanda, I was wondering if you'd like to catch a movie with me on Saturday night." Amanda had looked right in his eyes, and her look of shock was mirrored on Angela's face. "Ummmm, well, uhh Joe, you see the thing is... I mean, it's just that..." "Quit your stammering Mandy and just tell him!" Angela said. Joe glanced at Angela and saw her roll her eyes heavenward. "Tell me what?" "Well, Joe, it's like this....I ummmm, well that is to say, we, Angela and me, we're ummm..." "Oh for Pete's sake, you just got the wrong equipment Joe that's all. I guess Mandy never told you we're both gay. Nothing against you yadda, yadda, yadda. See how easy that is Mandy. No need for you to be nervous or ashamed or embarrassed, just spit it out!" "Well, you don't have to be so freaking rude about it! I was going to tell him." Joe had just looked back and forth from one to the other, caught a little off guard. Then he couldn't help it, he just laughed. "Hey, I'm sorry, I just didn't realize. But, the movie offer stands, if you guys want to go let me know. No big deal, just a movie with friends." "Well, sure, as long as you know. It'll be nice. I don't have anything going on, do you Angie?" "Nope, sounds good to me, I'm always up for movie theater popcorn." "Well cool, it's a non-date then." Joe had said. They had been buddies ever since. "Yeah, I just got home myself, about to jump in the pool. I'm thinking about taking the canoe out tomorrow, do you guys want to go? I've got the beer and some cold cuts." "We were just trying to figure out what we were going to do tomorrow, that sounds awesome. Julie will be with us, do you mind sharing your canoe?" "No, I don't mind, that way I can sit back and enjoy the scenery while you paddle." Joe laughed. "Paddle my ass! I'm gonna be soaking up the sun buddy, the paddling is for you tough guy." Joe laughed again. Now, that would be a pretty picture. "Hey, just remember, you're the one who told me to paddle your ass, and I always try to do what I'm told." Amanda laughed on the other end of the phone, "In your dreams buddy, in your dreams!" 'Girl, if you only knew.' Joe didn't say it out loud, but he was sure thinking it. "Ok, what time do you want to meet up?" "Why don't we meet after lunch, we can leave a car down by the lake, then head up river to put in. Once we reach the lake we can hang out at the beach." "Sounds like a plan, I'll meet you around 1:30 by the docks, and we'll leave my car there. You guys have a life jacket for Julie?" "Yep, we got it. See you tomorrow." "Cool, good night." Canoe trip Joe was up early the next morning as always. He wanted to get the house cleaned up, and get a load of laundry done before he started packing up the car. He wasn't exactly a neat freak, but he liked things clean and organized. Coffee first, then the chores. He sat down with his cup of coffee and his laptop. He went through his email which was full of junk. Nothing important there. He caught up on the local news, and took a look at the weather. It was going to be a gorgeous day. He couldn't wait to get on the water. Time flew by as he worked to get everything done, and then pack up the car. He brought a pop up tent, just in case they decided to stay on the beach over night. He had his cooler packed full of water, cold cuts, and of course the beer. A duffel bag with extra clothes, sun screen, and bug spray, and all the basics any former boy scout would carry. That pretty much filled up his little Honda. He strapped the canoe on the roof, and he was ready. It was just a short drive to the lake, and in about 15 minutes Joe was in the parking lot waiting for the girls. He got his pack out and put several bottles of cold water in it. Then he unstrapped the canoe and grabbed a few necessities from the duffle bag. His life vest was tied up in the canoe. Just a couple minutes later the rest of the crew arrived. Joe groaned inwardly when he saw all three girls were wearing bikinis. He was wearing swim shorts, and it was going to be very difficult to hide a hard on. As the girls got out to assist Joe with the canoe and other supplies, he covertly took in the sight. How does a man get so lucky as to be spending the day with three hot curvy women all to himself? And yet, so unlucky that not one of the three gives a shit about a cock. Good God, can you give a guy a break here? "Hey Joe, did you bring sunscreen?" Amanda asked as bounced toward him. Joe's eyes locked onto the bouncing just a tad bit too long. Amanda snapped her fingers in front of his face and said, "Earth to Joe! Where's the sunscreen?" Joe cleared his throat and turned to get the sunscreen. He bent down to unzip the pack and retrieve it. He turned around just a little too quick. He was just in time to see Amanda checking out his ass. What the hell? Joe wasn't complaining, but that was damn confusing. Amanda's eyes darted to his then away as she grabbed the sunscreen. "Did I sit in somethin?" Joe turned his head trying to look at his own ass, making a big show of his confusion. "I got somethin' on my ass Amanda?" "Same damn somethin' that was on my tits I guess." Amanda grumbled. "Here do something useful and get my back." Amanda handed Joe the sunscreen and presented her back to him. Joe took the sunscreen and admired the view for a moment. He was about to pour some into his hand when he glanced up and saw Angela backing Julie up against the car, kissing her. He'd seen them kiss before, but holy hell they were really going at it. Joe looked around to see how many people were around watching, but they were alone in the parking lot. Angela was taking full advantage....the girl was not shy. Joe kept watching as he poured the lotion into his hand. He rubbed his hands together to warm the liquid just a bit before rubbing it into Amanda's shoulders. That's when the moaning started. Julie was holding Angela's head between her hands as she arched toward her and kissed her hard on the mouth. Joe watched as her tongue flicked out and licked Angela's lips as she switched sides. Angela was squeezing Julie's ass pulling her close and grinding her body into her. With his eyes still on the show, Joe moved his hands down Amanda's back. Angela moved one of her hands up between her and Julie and skimmed her fingers over Julie's nipple. "Shit," Joe whispered. "What?" Amanda had been looking down at the ground holding her hair out of the way to make it easier for Joe, but now she looked up and saw her sister, "Get a room you two!" "Can you finish now, Joe?" Joe was just hoping not to finish right there in his shorts. Damn that was hot. He had been about ready to pull up a chair and make use of his pocket. This was going to be a long day. "Alright let's get goin." * * * The spot they had picked out to start was several miles from the beach they planned on finishing at. But, it was down river, so the current was with them. It was the nicest day they had had for weeks. Everyone got their life jackets on and brought the canoes to the water. Joe and Amanda were in his, while Julie and Angie were in Angie's. They pushed off into the water and everyone settled in. Joe was really liking the view. He stretched out behind Amanda and put his hands behind his head and just watched. He was wondering how long it would take for Amanda to realize she was the only one paddling. Probably not too long. He closed his eyes and lifted his face to the sun. This was what made all the work worth it. All of a sudden he was hit on his bare thigh with a wet oar. "Hey, I was just relaxing, what did you do that for?" "Bee." Amanda said. Joe laughed, "Alright, I'll row." He picked up his oar and skimmed it in the water, then flicked her with a paddle full of cold river water. "OHHH, damnit Joe that's cold." "Oops, sorry bout that." That's how the day went. Back and forth between them one trying to out do the other. It was fun to just relax and cut up together. He'd never be able to think of her or Angie as sisters, but they would always be great friends. It seemed like the day just breezed by. Before they knew it they were back at the beach. Everyone jumped out and pulled in the canoes till they were safely grounded in the sand. Joe went up to his car and brought back the cooler. Cold cuts never sounded so good. He was hungry. The girls had brought along some towels and some fold up canvas chairs. He grabbed a beer and a sandwich and sat down in one of the chairs next to the cooler. By the time everyone had eaten and kicked back to relax, it was almost getting dark. "I think we should build a fire and turn on some music." Angela said. So that's what they did. Everyone scooted in close to the fire. For the next hour they sat and talked, and told stories about their childhood. The beer cans were stacking up, and the girls were getting giggly. They were laughing about everything, and getting a little wobbly. Angie and Julie were setting up the two tents they had brought so no one would have to drive home. Joe was still kicked back drinking beer, and he was starting to feel it too. He leaned his head back and watched the stars, lulled to sleep by the soft noises of the night. He woke with a jump when Amanda kicked his feet. "They've turned in. I think I'll wait out here for while and give them some privacy." "Good idea, I'm sure they'd appreciate that." Joe laughed, thinking he'd like to be a fly on the wall. Amanda laughed too. "I'm glad for them, they are really happy together." "Yeah, me too." Joe laughed again, but he wasn't even sure why. A definite sign of too many beers. Amanda sat next to him and turned around to face him. "I have something I need to talk to you about." "All right shoot." * * * Joe leaned back again and closed his eyes as Amanda began to speak. "Joe, we've been friends for quite a while, now." "Yep, we have." "I think we know each other pretty well, don't you?" Amanda's voice was soft and soothing, and Joe started to get drowsy. "Mmmhummm." "You're the only guy I know, that I can really trust and.........." Joe was hearing the soft buzz of her voice but, wasn't really hearing her words. He thought it was his turn to speak so he threw in a "sure Mandy." His voice was soft, barely a whisper, another few minutes and he was gonna be out for the night. All of a sudden Mandy was in his lap hugging him, and telling him, "Thanks Joe, I knew I could count on you. Everything will be fine, we'll make sure not to let this do anything to ruin our friendship. I promise you, I won't regret this. I just have to know what it's like that's all." Then she kissed him. "Whoa, wait a minute, hold on, what's going on? What did you just say? What, what's like?" Joe was struggling to sit up with Mandy still sitting in his lap. He was trying to figure out the answers to his own questions, but he just didn't know what in the world she was talking about. "Mandy, what did you say? I'm sorry, I think I dozed off. Did you say something about Fig Newtons?" "Oh my gosh Joe, of all the times for you to go to sleep. I did not say anything about Fig Newtons. It was hard enough to ask the first time. I can't ask again." Mandy crossed her arms across her chest and stuck out her bottom lip, and pouted. "Ask me what? You know you can ask me anything. Wait a minute...,did you just kiss me?" "So what if I did. You just said sure. I was just trying to get things started that's all." Joe wasn't sure what he was feeling at that moment, the pieces were fitting together in a strange way, and he really needed to know exactly what she wanted. "Mandy," he said as he walked toward her, "did you just ask me to have sex with you?" "Yes, Joe, I did. And you slept through it." She was still pouting. "Wow, Mandy, what's going on? What's this about?" Joe reached for her and pulled her close, and just held her. "Please tell me again what you want." "I trust you Joe, you know that. I just want to know how it feels to be with a man. I don't want any games, no weird feelings later. Just sex that's all. With you." Joe was already getting hard. He'd love to have sex with Mandy, but would it change things for them? "You're sure Mandy? You've thought about this?" Weekend Excrsion "Of course I've thought about it." "Ok, tell me what you want me to do." "No, Joe. I'll show you." His cock jumped when he heard her answer. She took his hand and lead him to the extra tent. When they were both inside, Joe turned and shut the flap of tent. He was both apprehensive and excited at the same time. How many times had he fantasized about this? * * * As he turned around Amanda was untying her bikini top. He watched in disbelief as she let it drop to the ground. She was watching his face as she slowly slid her bottoms to the ground. Mandy, naked, standing in front of him. "Fuck." Joe whispered. "Yes, Joe exactly. Let's fuck." Joe laughed and walked toward her, pulling his shirt off as he went. "Any rules you want to tell me about?" He asked her. "Yes, no regrets. I promise you and you have to promise me, no regrets." "Ok, no regrets, just a little fun between friends." "Exactly!" Amanda said. "Now get those shorts off." "Yes Ma'am." Joe stripped and went to lay on the sleeping bag, dragging her down on top of him. "Mmmmm, this feels nice." "I aim to please." He said with a huge, cocky smile on his face. "So, what first?" Amanda asked. "How about vanilla?" "What's vanilla?" Joe rolled over and pulled her under him. He was enjoying the way her skin felt against his chest. Her tits were pressing against him as he buried his face in her neck. Softly kissing, licking and sucking at her neck. He slowly slid his hand from her hip to her rib cage, and up to the soft outer curve of her breast. He placed his hand on the side of her firm round skin, and squeezed while his thumb grazed her nipple. "Mmmmmm, yes, I like that." "Mmmmm, me too." He bent his head and sucked her nipple into his mouth, scraping it with his teeth. He felt her arch up into him. "Jeezzz, Joe you're so hot." "It took you 6 years to figure that out?" He chuckled. "No, I mean your dick is so hot." He laughed out loud then. "Yes, it is, no question about that." Joe took both of her hands and held them above her head, and moved his mouth to her other nipple. Sucking hard and licking at the same time. While he was working her nipple with his mouth, his hand slid down her body and between her legs. "You're hot too babe," he said as he slipped his fingers inside her lips. She was super wet, and super hot. He began to massage her clit, pressing down and moving in a circle. He could feel her shaking under him. When he slipped two fingers inside her, she clenched her legs together and trapped his hand there. Then she began to move. Joe watched as she fucked his hand. He watched her hips move convulsively, and her tits moving up and down on her chest. It was the hottest thing he had ever seen. He grinded his cock against her leg. Moving with her as she kept his hand squeezed between her thighs. His hand was drenched. She was so fucking wet. Joe had enough, no way was he cumming outside her body. He put his knee between her legs and forced them apart. "Babe, it gets even better, let me in." She eased her legs slightly apart and he moved between them. "Are you protected Mandy?" "Yes, I'm good to go." "I don't have a condom with me Mandy...I wasn't expecting this." "Joe, just fuck me please. I want to feel you cum inside me. Please shut up and fuck me." Joe was laughing as he pushed himself inside her. "God, please tell me you're not a virgin." She was so tight he had to move agonizingly slow to enter her. And he really didn't want to hurt her. "Nope, don't worry." Joe felt the sweat start to pop up all over his body as he tried to control himself until he was deep inside her. Inch by inch her hot wetness took him in, he could feel her heartbeat all around his cock. God, that felt so good. When he was finally all the way inside her, he heard her say, "I love vanilla." Then she started to move, the same as she had done on his hand. He held his breath and lifted most of his weight off her. She was moving those hips up and down and slamming into him. He could feel the head of his cock hitting her cervix with each upward thrust. Joe couldn't remain still any longer. He started to match her pace, she was so tight the suction as he was pulling out was so strong, it felt like he was in her mouth. "Fuck Amanda, that feels good." She was panting now and moaning deep in her chest, he could tell she was close, and he was ready to blow. "Cum for me Amanda, I can't wait much longer." When she came she screamed, "FUCK!" Joe covered her mouth with his and kept pumping into her. Fast and hard. Her juices were running out of her, and coating his cock. Joe pushed hard as deep as he could and his hips started moving at a frantic pace. "Here it comes babe, fuuuuck." Joe's whole body started to shake with the force of his climax. He exploded inside her, and kept moving in quick little strokes until he was spent. He collapsed on his elbows above her. He looked in her eyes and said, "I love vanilla too." "Give me 5 minutes, and we'll have some chocolate." No regrets The 5 minutes Joe had requested had barely begun when Amanda asked, "So, tell me, what's chocolate?" Joe laughed, "I think I'd rather show you." "Ok." She was looking at him expectantly, as he was lying beside her. He turned his head and looked her. She blinked her big brown eyes at him twice. "When?" Joe looked at his watch and said, "Two more minutes, 20 seconds." Amanda laughed, "If you don't hurry up, I'm starting without you." Joe rolled onto his side to face her, winked at her, and said, "Please do." "Oh, you like to watch do ya?" "Yep, I do. Do you?" "I never thought about it." Joe sat up and leaned against the side of the tent. He watched her face as he reached down and started stroking his cock. He saw her eyes move from his face to his hand. He saw the pulse on the side of her neck pick up speed. Then her tongue flicked out and wetted her lips. As she watched him, she lowered her hand to her belly and made soft, slow circles from her belly to the top of her mound. Joe's eyes were following her hand as she dipped lower and slipped a finger between her moist lips. She was making circles with two fingers now, on her swollen clit. Then her fingers went lower, and Joe's hand froze as he waited for her to sink her fingers inside herself. Then she was lifting her hips up to meet her fingers. He could hear how wet she was. He could smell her arousal. "Is this chocolate?" Joe grinned at the question. "No, this is not chocolate, but it sure is sweet." He crawled up next to her and said, "On your hands and knees baby, I'll show you chocolate." "Ohhhh, ok." Amanda moved to her hands and knees as Joe kneeled up between her open legs. He loved the sight of her ass up in the air. He placed his hands on her ass and rubbed her cheeks, squeezing now and then. He could see how wet she was from her pussy to the crack between her butt cheeks. He leaned in and spread her cheeks with his hands, then dipped his head between her thighs, and licked the wetness from her clit to her bottom. "Mmmmmm," Amanda said. "Is that chocolate?" "No babe, I had to have a little strawberry first, here comes chocolate." Joe kneeled up between her legs and spread them out further, bringing her lower. Then he eased his hard cock into her wet pussy. He pushed deeply into her, and heard her gasp with pleasure. He pumped slowly at first, letting her tight passage get used to his thickness. As before, Amanda started moving with him. She was slamming into him each time he thrust forward. She wanted it harder and faster. Joe picked up the pace. He withdrew from her and then slammed back into her all the way to his balls. Over and over again he slammed into her, with her pushing back into him. After a moment Joe stopped moving and let her take over. He watched her ass as she moved back and forth on his cock. He watched his cock disappear into her as she slammed into him again and again. 'Fuck that's hot,' he thought to himself. "If you don't like anything I do, tell me babe, I'll stop." He wanted to finger her ass. He spread her cheeks with his hands again and continued to watch her. She had a damn fine ass. Joe stuck his middle finger in his mouth, and wet it. The next time she pushed back against him, his wet finger lightly pushed against her tight hole. The sight of his finger there was so arousing. Amanda slowed up when she felt his finger. "Oh my gosh, Joe, do that again." Joe pressed his finger against her again, and started to pump her pussy. She stayed still, and turned her head to him. "Yes." He hadn't asked the question, but he knew she was telling him she wanted his finger inside her. He pressed his finger just barely inside of her. "Mmmmmm, Joe, that feels good." He pressed a little deeper and started moving his hips faster and faster. Amanda started moving again, bringing his finger in deeper. "Joe, I'm gonna cum." Joe withdrew his finger and held her hips with both hands pushing forward deeply and then grinding into her in a circular motion. "Oh, God. Shit! Joe, oh fuck, oh fuck!!" She gushed all over them both. Her entire body shook and convulsed around him, squeezing his cock like a vice. He felt his balls clench hard, and felt his load ready to burst from him. He felt a huge surge of heat in his body followed a chill as he came hard inside her again. "OH FUCK BABY!" He shook violently with his release. "Jesus Christ!" he groaned out between his clenched teeth. He stayed inside her until both of their bodies stopped pulsing. Amanda fell forward to the ground and moaned. Joe collapsed beside her. "I'm so glad I'm not allergic to chocolate." Amanda said, and promptly fell asleep. * * * Joe woke up early, it was barely light outside. He looked over and saw that Amanda was still asleep. He hoped she didn't regret what they had done last night. He had loved it. No way was he gonna regret it. He crawled around and found his t-shirt and shorts, and quickly got dressed. He made his way out to the cooler and fished out a bottle of water. He was parched. As he began to drink he heard noises from the other tent. 'Well at least they're up,' he thought. He started gathering up trash, and packing up as much as he could so that when everyone was up they could head out. "Hey, I'll help you get the canoes tied down." Amanda said from behind him. "Cool, I could use a couple of extra hands." "You did pretty good with the two you had last night." Amanda said with a grin and a wink. Joe laughed, relieved that she was not having those regrets she promised not to have. "I can't complain myself, amazing what two little hands can do huh?" "Yes it is." Amanda replied. "Imagine what 4 could do..." Joe stopped in his tracks causing Amanda to bump into him. He turned around slowly, hoping some of the blood that just shot to his lower body would make its way back up to his other head before he said something stupid. The look on his face must have been utter disbelief. He knew his mouth was hanging open because Amanda reached up and stuck her finger in it. "Gonna catch a fly." She must have found herself to be pretty funny, because she laughed loud enough to wake the neighbors. Joe snapped his mouth shut, not sure he could trust his voice to speak yet. "Oh come on, you can't tell me you haven't thought about it before. You're a guy. All guys think about it." "Ummm, yeahhh. All guys think about it, I guess. But it's just a fantasy right? I mean, have you done that?" "Thought about it? Sure, that's what I was just doing." "NO. I mean have you had more than two hands before?" "No, not me. Have you?" Joe ignored the question and turned back around quickly walking away as fast as he could without running. Having sex with her was one thing, talking about all the sex he'd had was another. No way was he talking about past experiences with her. "You have!! I knew it! Angie owes me five bucks." That stopped him in his tracks again. "Since when did you and Angie start making bets about my sex life?" Joe was surprised, and strangely flattered. The thought of the twins sitting around talking about his sex life was kinda cool. "Oh, for a while now. Especially after the whole Rachel thing. I won that bet too. Oh, and is that pink razor still in the shower? I don't want to lose that one, that's a twenty dollar bet." "What the hell do you know about the razor?" Joe felt like the top of his head was gonna pop off. He didn't have a clue how anyone could know about the razor. It was just a reminder of a good time; he hadn't mentioned it to anyone. They couldn't know anything about it. All they could know was that it was Rachel's, and it was still there. "We know that she's been gone for months, but the razor is still there. Angie thinks you'll throw it away when you get a new girlfriend. I said you just needed a good shower fuck, and then you'd toss it. Julie bet you'd throw it away when you cleaned the shower, so she's out. It's between me and Angie now." "Julie?! Julie is in on this bet too? I barely even know her! The three of you were just sitting around one night and my sex life just came up? How does that happen?" "We were just sitting around playing cards one night, and it came up. I think we were pretty drunk." "Oh, well that's a relief. I thought maybe you were discussing it over Thanksgiving dinner." "Oh, we'd never do that. It was just a conversation between friends." "It makes me feel so much better knowing it was just the three of you," Joe said sarcastically. The more he thought about it, the less he liked it. "Well, four of us. You can't play cards with three people." "Four?" Joe was begining to get irritated. "Who was number four?" When he saw the look on her face, he was really afraid to hear the answer. "Don't get mad. Ruby was there too." "Ruby? Ruby, my neighbor? You were talking about my sex life with Ruby in the room?" "Yes, but don't worry, she didn't mind. She's pretty cool. She wouldn't place any bets though." Joe's heart sank into his belly. "Amanda, why is it none of you ever mentioned the fact that you were so buddy buddy with Ruby. She's my neighbor, I don't want her thinking I'm some perv. What did you discuss?" "Joe, she thinks you're hot. She knows you're no perv. She's coming to the pool party tonight by the way." Joe rolled his eyes and shook his head. "So now I'm having a pool party tonight? Is there any chance you can clue me in as to who all is coming?" "Oh, just us, and Ruby." "Ok, what time?" "We are shooting for around 4. You don't have to worry about food, we got it all covered. You just get the beer on ice, and get the pool ready. Leave everything else to us." "Ok, it sounds like fun, but no discussing my sex life! That subject is off limits." "Oh, don't worry, we wore that subject out for a while." Joe laughed to himself, sometimes the girls were little steam rollers, and you had to get out of the way or you were going face down in the dirt. * * * When Joe made it home a short time later, he got everything unloaded, and put away. He took the cooler out back to the deck and re-filled it with beer, water, and ice. Then he checked the pool, and cleaned out the few leaves that had fallen in over the weekend. Then he got the fire pit ready to go. There were plenty of chairs around the fire, as well as a couple of side tables. Everything was pretty much ready. He went in and took a quick shower. When he saw the razor sitting there, he grabbed it and tossed in the trash. Let them figure out who won that bet. After his shower he pulled out several beach towels and set them out by the pool. There really wasn't anything else left to do and it was only 2:30, so he decided to kick back with a beer and crank up the music. He put his Ipod on shuffle and set it in the dock. Journey's Lovin, Touchin, Squeezin started playing. He was just starting to sing along when he heard a knock at the door. He went to answer it. He considered grabbing a shirt real quick, but it was probably just Amanda and Angie. He opened the door without even looking to see who it was. He was surprised to see Ruby standing on the porch with a covered dish in her hands. "Oh, hey Ruby, I'm sorry, I figured you were Amanda and Angie. Come on in, let me grab a shirt. I'll be right back." "No hurry, I think I'm a little early." "Yeah, a little bit." Joe called over his shoulder as he walked back to his bedroom and took a t-shirt from the drawer. He slipped it over his head and came back out to the entry."Let me take that for you. Have a seat. Can I get you something to drink?" Joe set the dish on top of the stove, and joined Ruby in the living room. "Sure, I'll take a beer if you have it." Ruby said. Joe stepped out onto the deck and took another beer from the cooler. "Here ya go." As Joe handed her the beer, their hands touched. Joe felt that pull in his gut that he always felt when she was near. He pulled his hand away quickly and wiped his hand down his jean covered thigh. He glanced at her to see if she registered his nervousness, and he saw her watching him run his hand down his thigh. He felt his blood start to quicken. He hadn't ever caught her checking him out before. He always seemed to be the one doing the checking. She was about 10 years older than him according to Amanda, so she was about 40. He had talked with her over the fence several times, and saw her coming and going all the time. They had been neighbors for about a year. Evidently she had moved in after a messy divorce. They had never had any problems at all as neighbors. When Joe had people over to hang out in the pool, he would invite her. She had actually accepted once earlier in the summer. From there she became friends with the twins. Joe still didn't know when the infamous card game had taken place. He flushed a bit when he remembered Amanda telling him that Ruby thought he was hot. He had shrugged it off, but maybe it wasn't so farfetched. Joe retrieved his beer from the coffee table and sat in the chair across from Ruby. "So, where is everyone?" Ruby asked. "Well, I think the plan was to meet around 4. So It'll be about another hour before the girls get here." "Oh, I'm sorry, I thought Amanda told me to be here at 3." Joe grinned. It would be just like Amanda to set him up like this. She probably had some kind of bet going on the outcome. "That sounds like her. She probably has her nose squished up against a window somewhere trying to see what's going on. I heard she has a little betting problem." Joe was laughing about it. He figured it would go a long way toward making him look cool and confident. At least he hoped so. Ruby laughed too, "Oh, so you know about that do you?" "Yes, it was a recent discovery. I'm just sorry you had to hear about any of it. You must think we're all crazy." "No, not at all. Friends like that are really hard to find Joe. They love you. It's pretty clear to see. The crazier the better as far as I'm concerned." "Oh yeah?" Joe asked skeptically. "You seem pretty straight laced and down to earth. Do you have a crazy streak?" "Well, the way I see it, we have a very limited time here on Earth, we should live it to the fullest. Sometimes, that means acting a bit crazy, or a little impulsive. You can either have fun and enjoy life, or you can watch other people doing it. After the divorce, I decided it was time to join in the fun." "I couldn't agree more. So let's go have some fun. You wearing a suit under there?" "Yep, I couldn't wait to get in the pool. I have been looking forward to it all day." "Well, make yourself at home, I'm gonna get some trunks on, I'll meet you in the pool." Pool party Joe changed into his trunks and made his way back to the living room, to the double glass doors that led out to the deck. He stopped short and just looked out the glass as Ruby lifted her shirt over her head and tossed it on a chair. She was wearing a red bikini. It barely covered her breasts. It was three strings and a couple of triangles. Her nipples were covered, but that was about it. Then she started to shimmy out of her cut off shorts. Oh wow, two more triangles. She had great tits, and a nice rounded ass, and everything was proudly on display. She was hot. Joe knew he was going to have to hit the pool quick, because his swim trunks did very little to hide his hard cock. He opened the door and walked across the deck to where Ruby stood. She was watching him every step of the way. His eyes met hers. She didn't shy away, she didn't lower her eyes. She looked him in the eye without so much as a blink. Weekend Excrsion "Glad to see Joe?" She asked, as her eyes flickered down to the front of his shorts, then back up again. Joe didn't have to look to know he had quite a tent in his trunks. "Sorry, but that is a pretty hot suit." "Well thank you, glad you approve." Joe gave her a sexy little lopsided grin and said, "You ready to get wet?" "Oh, I'm a step ahead of you on that." She smiled and winked at him. "Oh yeah?" Joe looked her up and down real intently from the top of her head down to her toes, and then walked around her and repeated the inspection from behind. "You know, I don't see a single drop of wetness on you Ruby." He walked back around and was standing next to her again. "You're not very thorough detective." Then she used both hands and shoved him into the pool. She stood on the side laughing for a moment then jumped in inches from him. Joe grabbed her by the waist with both hands and asked, "Are you flirting with me Ruby?" He was pulling her up closer to him as he asked the question. Ruby tilted her head and looked deeply into his eyes, "Is that what you think? I must be losing my touch, I was really trying for seduction." With that said she wrapped her arms around his neck and rubbed her body against him. Joe was harder than a rock, and he groaned against her lips as he pushed his hips forward so she could feel it. "Seduction works for me." Joe whispered as he slowly lowered his lips closer to hers. He stopped just a breath from her mouth and stared into her eyes. "Does it?" Ruby asked in a soft voice. "Every time." Ruby leaned in that last breath of space and covered his mouth with hers. * * * Joe wrapped his arms around her waist and pulled her tight against him. She pushed her tongue inside his mouth and pressed it hard against his. Her tongue stroked his in a sexy impersonation of a hot, slow fuck. He sucked it in deeper and growled deep in chest. Her hands were fisted in his hair holding him tight to her mouth as she grinded her hips suggestively into his. She groaned a long low sound of pleasure and pulled her mouth from his. "Back up against the wall of the pool baby," she whispered in his ear. Joe backed up to the wall and bent his legs, keeping her against him. She wrapped her legs around his waist and bent her head to kiss the side of his neck. Her mouth was hot against his skin as she opened it slightly and lick him, then began to suck. Joe tipped his head back and to the side to give her more access. She took advantage and slid her mouth to just below his ear, scraping him with her teeth as she went. This spot was even more sensitive than the last and Joe was fighting for control. He moved his hands down and grabbed her ass. Squeezing her and moving her up and down on his erection. She was so hot. He continued to hold her with one hand while the other moved the back triangle aside and sought her silky wetness. He found her slick and hot and smooth. He pressed her opening with two fingers, as she ravished his neck. When his fingers thrust inside her, she threw her head back and moaned loudly. He could feel her body pulsing around his fingers, she was about to come. Her legs tightened around him as she started moving her hips at an impossible pace, then her body squeezed around his fingers and another rush of silky moisture hit his finger. He was still rubbing her against his cock through his trunks. "Hey guys sorry we're late!" came Angie's voice from inside the house. "Looks like you guys started the party without us." * * * Joe groaned out loud. "You could say that. Help yourself to the beer." Ruby was leaning back against the pool wall beside him. She looked at him apologetically. "Great timing huh? I'm sorry, I owe you one." She whispered for his ears only. "I intend to collect." Joe kept where he was while Ruby climbed the steps leading out of the pool, and grabbed a towel. He needed a few minutes. Ruby was back in a few seconds with cold beer for him. "Thanks. I could use it." He grumbled, then shook his head and released his breath. He drank from the cold bottle and breathed slowly trying to return his system to normal after a near meltdown. He grabbed a towel as he climbed the steps and wrapped it around his waist. Angie and Amanda were already fixing plates of food. Apparently they were hungry. Joe had to admit it looked good. Fresh watermelon, cantaloupe, honey dew and kiwi were mixed in a large bowl. Perfect for the warm day they had had. Cheese, crackers, potato salad, and chilled shrimp. Everyone ate and talked outside. Joe started the fire in the pit and just sat back in his lounge chair and relaxed. Every so often he would contribute to the conversation, but he was content to just relax and listen. He caught Ruby's gaze off and on all night. She would touch him at every opportunity. When she walked by his chair, or handed him something. When they were cleaning up the kitchen she stayed as close to him as possible, constantly reminding him of what was to come later. And he stayed hard all night. He couldn't wait for the twins to leave. * * * Around 10pm the twins finally left. He always loved spending time with them, but he was about to blow. Ruby must have felt the same way. As soon as the door was locked she backed him up against the door and kissed him hard on the mouth. Her tongue slipping out and licking his lips until he opened his mouth for her. Her hands went wild in his hair, and wandered down his neck and chest. When she reached the bottom of his shirt she grabbed and pulled it off over his head. She stepped back and looked at him, licking her lips. Joe reached for her, but she stepped back and said, "No, no touching yet." Ruby stepped back up to him and pressed herself against him as she kissed him again, letting her hands slip under the band of his shorts and push them down. Joe was not shy about his body. He felt nothing but aroused when she stepped back again to look at him. He was hard, and his cock stood up and practically touched his belly button. He watched as Ruby sank to her knees in front of him and took his cock in her mouth. She held him at his base and sucked him like a lollie pop. She popped him out of her mouth and smacked her lips. "Joe, you have a great body. I love your dick. You taste so good." Joe moaned and leaned forward inviting her to take another taste. She did. She took him deep in her mouth and pressed against him with her tongue. Then she stood up and grabbed his hand. "Bed." Once they were in the bedroom Ruby stood next to the bed and said, "You lie down and get comfy, I need to get my purse." She was out the door and back in just a few minutes. Joe was on the bed up on his elbows, stroking himself. Ruby stood in front of him and pulled her t-shirt over her head, and shimmied out of her shorts again. She was standing in front of him in just her bikini. She was watching him, and he was watching her. The air was thick with arousal. All of his attention was on her as she untied the top of her bikini and let it fall to the floor. The strings on her bottoms came next. Joe let his eyes roam over her, as she slowly walked to the bed to join him. * * * When Ruby crawled up on the bed, she ran her hand up his chest as she leaned in and kissed him. "Lay back and relax, baby. Payback time." Joe put an extra pillow under his head so he could see better. She was between his legs and pushing them further apart as she crawled toward him. When she got to his crotch, her face disappeared. He felt her hot breath on his balls then the roughness of her tongue as she licked him. "Mmmmmm, that feels good." Then she took him in her mouth and sucked him as her hand moved to his cock and began to stroke. She then dropped him from her mouth and blew on him before moving to the other side. Again she took his sack in her mouth and rolled her tongue around the hard ball inside. Blowing him again when she released him. A moment later her tongue was moving from his ass to his balls, long wide strokes. It felt so good, he didn't think he could get any harder. Then she was on top of him leaning down for another kiss. Joe took her breasts in his hands and squeezed. Pinching her nipples between his fingers. His hands fell to her hips as she started rubbing her wet heat against his cock. Her head was thrown back as she moved back and forth on him. She was so wet he could feel it on his belly and his cock. After a few moments she reached down and placed him at her entrance and slowly sank down on him. She was sitting up riding him slowly, her eyes closed, and her hands on her own body. Pinching her nipples, rubbing her belly, her thighs, her ass, and her clit. All while sliding back and forth on his cock. Then her hands were on his shoulders as she started to move faster. "God, Joe, you feel so good inside me." He could feel her start throbbing around him. Then she was crawling off of him. Taking his cock in her mouth and swallowing over and over. With her wetness on her lips she returned to his mouth and kissed him hard. He could taste her on her own lips. He licked at her lips to get as much of the taste as he could. That's when she reached in her purse and took out a toy. She straddled him again, but in reverse. "I'm gonna fuck you Joe. Is that ok?" "Hell yes. Fuck me baby." She eased his cock into her pussy again. It was swollen and hot, and it fit him like a glove. She was riding again. Her ass moving back and forth right in front of him. He put his hands on her and squeezed. Watching his cock go in and out of her. He felt her finger at his ass hole pressing. She spread lube around and just inside his hole. Her finger going round and round. Then inside. He was so ready to cum. He was throbbing. He started pumping upwards into her, hard and deep. He thought he was going to explode when he felt her push the toy inside him. It was vibrating and moving in and out of him. He started moving his hips to the rhythm of the toy. "Fuck, that's good, that's good, keep going." Then she moved off of him. "I want you to cum in my mouth baby." She was sucking him again and moving the toy faster and in a circular motion inside him. His body was covered in sweat, his breathing was fast and shallow, his heart felt like it would leap from his chest. "I'm gonna cum Ruby. Fuck!" Joe felt his release shake his entire body. He was thrusting in and out of her mouth uncontrollably and she was loving it. He exploded in her mouth, and he felt her swallow around him again and again. Then she was kissing him again, his cum still in her mouth. She was running her thumb around and around the head of his cock, as she shared the taste of their bodies with him. Joe loved it. "Damn, that was hot." Ruby laid down beside him. "Thanks Joe I needed that." "Me too." Joe fell asleep thinking it had been a pretty good weekend. It sure was nice having good friends and good neighbors. The End.