0 comments/ 9523 views/ 0 favorites The Thief By: fantasex13 I was desperate! I had lost my job two months prior and my home was now going into foreclosure. My wife had taken our son and moved in with her sister and told me that I was worthless. And that is how I felt too. It's the economy, my boss told me as he handed me my severance check and turned to walk back into his fancy office with its large oak desk that took up a third of the room. "Sorry man, but your name was the one that came out of the hat. It was nothing personal!" But to me it was really personal. I packed up my things and a security guard escorted me to the door and as I stepped out of the building, he locked it behind me. I looked up at the sky and dark clouds were forming and I knew I'd never make it to my car before the rains fail. Running to the covered lot, I had almost made it under then overhang when it let go. My new suit was soaked by the time I made it into the garage. Angry, I threw the few things I had in the back seat and slipped on my jacket to warm me from the chill the rain had forced through my skin and was now attacking my bones. I slipped into the driver's seat, took a deep breath, yelled out "Dam them all!" Then I pulled out of my assigned spot so quickly that my tires squealed on the warm pavement. I took a quick right turn and down the four flights of the garage where I had to pay to get out because "You are no longer an employee sir, so you must pay the toll for today's parking," the attendant informed me. "That'll be fifteen dollars, please," she smiled like an imbecile. I pulled out a five and threw it into her basket and squealed my wheels as I drove off. When I walked into my home, Elizabeth, my wife greeted me at the door. I could see she had been crying. "Carla called me from the office honey! I know we will make it though. You have a lot of experience and you'll be working again in a week or two just think of it as an early vacation. "We can go to Florida a little earlier than we had planed and when we get back you'll be ready to get back to work for a company that will appreciate your talents," she assured me. When we returned from our vacation things were not as light as they had been before we had left. Carla was angry because I was home every afternoon after my morning of interviews that had no fruitful results. We were digging into our savings rather heavily and it was depleting even more quickly. That's when Carla and the boys moved in with her mother. She was already talking about divorce. That was six months ago. I found a place that I could rent a one-bedroom apartment for sixty dollars a month. I had to have someplace to sleep. Then I started prowling. I didn't feel good about it; but my money was slipping away quickly and Carla insisted I still help her with the kids. At first it was petty things, stealing food from the corner grocery then sneaking into people's home that were away. I tried not to take more than I needed to survive and to keep Carla off my back. But she swore that she wasn't going to go to work and leave the kids alone. I tried to get a job in the corner grocery, but they didn't need anyone. My finances were dwindling quickly. And that's when the idea came to me. Id' just be sneak into the homes of those more fortunate than me and take a little here and there until I could get back on my feet. It was easier than I ever dreamed it would be. I was amazed at how many people didn't have alarms or even lock their doors at night. I could slip in with a screwdriver and a pick at most places. Fortunately, most homes with alarms had them posted so I stayed away from those. I went to high-class neighborhoods and was surprised at how easy it was to get into those big homes and find their spare change laying out there in the open. A few of them had alarm systems. But most left the security to dogs and high fences. Dogs love me and I'm tall enough to make it over most fences. And by change I mean hundreds and sometimes more money just lying out there in the open almost like they wanted to give it away. By the third week of my robbing, I was bringing home at least half of my prior salary. And I didn't have to work as hard. Then one night I snuck into this home that was completely dark. I was sure no one was home. But I slipped through the rooms with stealth and as I quietly opened doors looking for places where cash may be kept, I opened one door that had candles flickering. Lying in the bed was a woman. I nearly didn't see her until I had the door open far enough for me to slip into the room. The candlelight showed me that she was lying there, naked. She was massaging her full breast with one hand and the other was stroking her clit slowly. Soft moans came for her throat. She hadn't noticed that I had entered the room, she was much to involved with her masturbation to realize anything else. I sat on the floor at the bottom of the bed and watched her fingers playing in her own juices and listening to her cries of pleasure. I could smell her musk and my prick got hard. I had been months since I had been with Carla and this woman appeared to be even more beautiful than my wife. And definitely better endowed. When her passion exploded, her back arched and her fingers moved faster in and out of her pussy and I could hear the juices as her fingers dove deep in her cunt. I watched as her back arched bring her hips up and her body undulated with pleasures she was giving herself. Hungry for sex almost as much as I had been for food, I couldn't resist the pull of her musky pussy. I slowly slid along the floor until I felt that I was around her pubic area. I slid my finger between her pussy lips and stroked her hard clit and she seemed to have been expecting someone to do that because she removed her own fingers and spread her legs open wider allowing me entrance to her lust. I ran my tongue over her clit and her hips came up to meet my lingua. Her soft moans filled the warm candled air making me stiff. It had been too long since I had coupled with my wife. I loved the smell of this woman who really enjoyed her body. I spread he legs wide and released my prick. Precum glistened on the head in the flickering candlelight. As I positioned myself between her long slender legs, she wrapped them around my hips and pulled me to her wet cunt. "Fuck me good!" she whispered in my ear and then nibbled my lobe. And I did as she requested. I slipped off my shorts and released my horny cock and shoved it deep in the juices of her lust. Up and down I rode her hard and fast until my seed exploded in her clean-shaven pussy. As I began to roll off her she cried, "NO! Take my ass too! I need a good fucking!" She rolled over and I spread her cheeks. She pointed to the lubricant on the nightstand and handed me a condom. As soon as my trembling fingers could get it on, I rammed my stiff cock deep into her ass. She cried out as I forced it into the tight hole. Almost as quickly as I got started, I spilled my seed deep in her ass. "Oh, you do that so good. Don't stop! Don't stop!" she cried as I filled her with all I had. Squeezing her cheeks together, she forced the hot cum out and it trickled down her ass to the sheets. "Lick it up and you can fuck me," she whispered. I spread her cheeks wide and licked my seed out of her ass. Then rolled her over. Her pussy was as smooth as a baby's bottom. Her clit stood at attention wanting to be petted. I licked its little head; her back arched. Her hips moved quickly up and down then she spread her legs open and I tongue fucked her. "Stay with me and you won't have to break into people's homes anymore. You can have everything I have and fuck me every night. You are the kind of man I've been looking for; someone who needs me and has a big dick." "All of the men in my income bracket have little bitty dicks. I need a real man to tame my passion; are you up to that?" A smile crossed my face and I licked my lips. Spreading her legs wider, I unzipped my jeans and pulled the denim off me. Tearing off my jockeys my cock fell free and a smile crossed her face. "I'm impressed! Come make me happy and see how my favor falls upon you!" she licked her lips as she smiled and took my hand pulling me on top of her. He cunt was wet and ready to be penetrated. My prick slid in with no problems. My body began to pump in and out. With each down stroke my speed picked up. Her long sculptured legs wrapped around my back as she guided me to those places needing release as her body ungulated under me. Her long nails dug into my back as she pulled me deeper in her pussy. My eyes lost sight of her face as I buried mine in her full breast and the slapped me on each down stroke. Sweat poured down my neck, over my hardening nipples and finely splattered on her lily white skin. Her hard nipples called to my mouth and I covered them one at a time. I nibbled and suckled even bit hard and tried to pull the whole tit into my mouth. "More, faster, do it baby show me what I need and want!" she yelled as her body rose to match my strokes. I fucked her for what seemed like the rest of the night and when I could go no more, she climbed on top of my heaving chest and stoked my limp prick alive again and rode me like a bronco rider. My heart pounded in my chest and I thought it would explode. I had never fucked like this before in my life. Her skin was slick with sweat and cum and she rolled it all over mine. Then licked it off again. Hours past, the morning came through the slit in the thick satin curtains. As she rolled off of my prick and the hot seed dripped down her lushes ass I wanted to lick her, but she pushed me away. "Shower!" she cried and headed for the bathroom. I sat there, numb and sticky. She called back to me, "Well are you coming or not?" My heart beat like a drum as I ran to the shower and joined her. She knelt before me and slurped my limp dick into her mouth and sucked me hard as she washed my legs. Within minutes, my seed spilled into her mouth and down her chin and she enjoyed playing in it. She rubbed it on her belly and between her swollen pussy lips. And she cooed like a baby enjoying a bottle. She stood before me and washed my sticky skin and then ran the cloth between her sexy legs. "I want you to fuck me like that for the rest of our lives; will you do that? Can you?" I smiled, "I'd like to give it a try!" "Oh, but you just did. I need a man that is as horny as me. I know you're him because you know what you want and what you need to give your woman to keep her happy. Make me happy and I'll keep you happy!" I hesitated and thought seriously before I spoke. "But you don't know anything about me. I could be a murderer or a madman." I informed her. "Oh, you are a madman. Any man who would walk into my bedroom in the middle of the night and ask for money has to be mad. You didn't know if I had a gun in my hand or not. But you knew you need money and were determined to get some. I admire that." I bowed my head in shame, but she lifted my face to look at hers and said, "I want you to marry me and take care of me. I want to learn how to love you and be your slut-slave!" My cock became hard hearing her talk nasty. I knelt before her and licked her clit; hot water splashed on my back and in her face as I tongue fucked her cunt. Three weeks later, she gave me seven thousand to pay off my wife and to support my kids. We were married the following spring in front of all of her friends. I no longer work except just to get out of the house. And I don't do that much either because I'd rather fuck Lydia than make a living I don't need to make. We've been married six years now and we are as happy as that first night. Dreams do "cum" true if you only believe. The Thief One night when my wife was out of town and I had nothing to do I decided to go to the adult bookstore in town. This is your typical ABS that sells movies, magazines and has both peep show booths and a theater. They also sell adult novelties ranging from the mundane to the extreme and every kink in between. As I entered the store and noticed two men talking at the front of the store near the checkout counter, but otherwise the place was empty. The counter was situated on a raised platform about 3 feet above the floor. I wandered around the store looking at the different magazines and movie boxes. Some were very arousing and while other were downright repulsive. After getting my fill there I went around the corner to look at the adult toys. There were dildos of all sizes, shapes and colors, some of which I am sure would not fit in anything except livestock. They also had blowup dolls, sexy clothing for both men and women and assorted gag gifts. Then I saw something that caught my eye, at first I thought is was a double headed dildo, but when I looked closer I realized it was a strap-on dildo. It had a fat little cock at one end and a 6 or 7 inch cock on the other end. My wife had used her vibrator on my ass before, but the thought of her fucking me like I do her really turned me on. I picked it up to look at it and noticed the price. "100 dollars for a piece of rubber and a few plastic straps and buckles, who would pay that?" I thought. I then noticed that all of the items were similarly overpriced. Out of nowhere a thought came into my head, I thought to myself "I've got baggy pants on and if I slid in down the front of my jeans it would look like I had a hard on from watching the movies". Feeling randy from being in the store I thought what the hell, the two men upfront will never know. I grabbed the strap-on and walked back to the movie stalls and went into one. I popped a couple of quarters into the machine and started watching two women writhing on a bed. I unbuckled my pants and slid them down, as I was trying to situate my new toy my own cock sprang to life from the action on the TV and the excitement of the whole scene. Well when in Rome, do as the Romans do, so I grabbed my hard-on and started to stroke away. Just as the action on the scene started to heat up my time ran out, I fished around in my pockets but didn't have anymore cash. I figured I would just finish myself off at home, maybe even with the help of my new toy. I stood up and put the dildo in my underwear pushing the cock down my leg so it indeed did look like I was sporting and erection, not uncommon in these paces I'm sure. After I zipped up, I unlatched the booth door and headed for the exit. When I walked past the front counter the clerk asked me "Did you enjoy the movies?" "Sure, I replied, I just didn't bring enough cash with me to see it all." "We have change here in the register if you need" "No, I just need to get home" I'm getting really nervous and just want to get out of there as quickly as possible. "I've got a brand new movie you would probably like to look at" he tells me. "No really, I just need to get home before my wife gets mad, I was only supposed to run to the store to pick up a few things" I lie. "This movie is really short and besides you can always tell her traffic was bad." He says rather insistently. Not wanting to arouse any suspicion I agree. He calls me around behind the counter where I move to and stand. "You can't see anything from down there; you need to come up here." I climb up a couple of steps and soon I am standing next to him. "You'll love this video, I just got it tonight." He tells me. He presses the play button on a remote and as the screen flickers to life my heart sinks as I realize that I am looking at the inside of the store. I think to myself, "act calm as if nothing is wrong" but I am sweating profusely. Suddenly I see myself holding the strap-on that is currently in my pants. "Why are you showing me this" I ask. "We don't take kindly to shoplifters" he tells me. "I'm not a shop lifter; I put that back after I looked at it." "Watch the rest of the tape." Is all he says. The tape flickers and skips a little and I realized he had fast forwarded to me sitting in the booth, there I am with my pants around my ankles and my hand wrapped around my hard cock stroking away. "Nice dick!" he comments. The scene then progresses to where I stuff the dildo in my pants and walk out of the booth. The screen then goes blank. I'm horrified; I have never been in any trouble before and now this. He must have seen the look on my face because he suddenly tells me "It's not as bad as you think." "What do you mean" I ask. "I'll tell you what, I'll pay twice what it costs and we'll just forget about the whole thing." I state hopefully. "Well, the way I see it you have two choices, and that is not one of them." "What are my choices then?" I ask. "Well I can call the cops and let them take you to jail, you then get to call your wife and have her bail you out." "I never left the store, so I didn't take anything yet and if I just put it back there was no crime." I say hopefully. "You can try your luck, but when I show them the tape, I think they'll believe me." "Ok what's my other choice?" I ask hoping to get this over with. This whole time he has been sitting at a desk type counter and hasn't moved much. He suddenly slides his chair back and I realize that he is not wearing any pants. What is really shocking is the piece of meat between his legs. It is by far the largest cock I have ever seen, movie guys wish they had half of what this guy has. It was lying across his leg and extended down his thigh at least 7 inches and looked to be as big around as my wrist; and it wasn't even hard yet. He grabs this sausage and points it towards me and says, "I'll let you blow me and we'll forget you ever came in here tonight." "No thanks, I think I'll take my chances with the cops" I reply hoping to call his bluff. Picking up his phone, he says, "OK if that's what you want, but you really don't look like the kind of guy who wants to stand in front of a judge and explain why you were stealing a strap-on from an adult bookstore." He's right; this could definitely ruin my life and end my career if it ever go out. "I have money in my car, let me go get it and I'll pay you whatever you want." I plead. "Look, I've given you your choices and I'm horny and getting impatient, now what is it going to be, make a phone call or cum in your mouth?" he says in a demanding voice. Neither one sounds very good to me but I got myself into this and a little private humiliation is much better than any public disgrace. "What do you want me to do?" I ask. "Get on your knees and suck me off!" he demands. I move close and kneel next to his chair. "I knew this is what you really wanted" he chides. Once I got closer I was actually entranced by the enormity of this big tool in front of me. I hesitantly reached out for his cock. My hand could barely close around the shaft, and it jumped as I caressed its length. I took it in both of my hands and hefted its bulk. It felt like it weighed ten pounds in my hands, and it began to grow harder at my touch. "Suck it" he ordered. I was trembling as I leaned in and guided the throbbing tool to my mouth. I had watched a few blowjobs in the movies and received a couple myself, but this was completely different. The enormity of this cock was almost frightening, but suddenly I couldn't resist the opportunity. I opened as wide as I could and took the head of the monster into my mouth. He tasted of sweat and while I thought I would be repulsed at this, the feel of his hard yet soft cock head felt wild in my mouth. I started to work my mouth over the length of his big tool. My mouth was watering and I left slick trails of spit allover his cock and balls. His balls were another sight to behold; it looked like a pair of tennis balls in a hairy sack. Gaining full hardness, he was now at least 9 inches long and definitely thick as salami. I slid it back into my mouth as deep as I could, my lips stretching around the shaft. Gagging as I went down too far, I realized I would have to simply concentrate on the parts I could fit in easily. Slobbering as much as I could to add lubrication, I kept just the head and a couple of inches in my mouth while using my hands to jerk on the rest. As I was working on his manhood, I heard the door open, and then I hear and man and a women's voice. I try to move, scarred I'd be seen but he grabs my face and pulls me under the counter and forces his cock deeper into my mouth. To my surprise, my own cock is hard and as much as I would love to stroke it, I need both hands to keep this guy from choking me with his insistent thrusting. My sucking must have been doing the trick because he suddenly grabbed the sides of my head and began sawing intensely between my lips. I was helpless to resist (not that I really wanted to at this point) and submitted to having my mouth and throat ravaged by his horse cock. The people who came in must have been regulars because they started up a conversation with him and called him "Jim". I must have been obvious that something was going on because one of them asked "Is everything ok Jim?' His reply was simple, "fucking great!' was all he said. He then gripped my head tighter and I felt his cock grow even thicker. Without warning he erupted, filling my mouth with his how salty spunk. He was wild as he came; he yelled and bucked as he dumped his load in my mouth. I couldn't swallow quickly enough and much of his juice spilled from my lips and ran down his shaft. I was the one who went wild now, his cum was salty and sweet and I wanted more, pushing myself back, I was like a starving man as I slurped and licked the rest of his cum from the shaft. I sucked one last shot from his hole before returning to clean up shaft and his large balls. Jim fell back in the chair and pushed me away saying, "That wasn't half bad, I guess I'll let you off the hook." His cock had barely shrunk and lay long across his leg still shining with my saliva. "Who do you have up there with you Jim?" a female voice asks. "Oh, just a shoplifter pay off his debt." As I was trying to slink back under the counter to hide the couple comes around the corner and sees me there and notices Jim's shiny cock lying across his thigh. "What did this guy steal, Jim?" She presses. "Well he tried to steal one of those new strap-on dildos but he never made it out of the store as you can see." He tells them. "A strap-on, what would a guy want with one of those?" the guys asks. "I don't know, ask him" Jim says pulling me out from under the counter. "It was gift for a friend." I lie. "Yeah right, I'll bet you wanted your wife or girlfriend to use it on you" the girl accuses me. "No" I try to respond, but they don't want to hear it. "You're probably right Alice, he seems like the type, after all he just swallowed my cock like he does it all the time" Jim adds in. I try to stand up saying, "I believe I've paid my debt so I'm going to leave now." Jim puts a hand on my should and holds me back as Alice says, "Steve and I are part owners in this store and if you steal from one of us you steal from all, right Steve?" "You're right Alice, I think he owes all of us an apology" Steve agrees. Looking at Jim I plead, "Come on, this wasn't part of the agreement." "Doesn't matter now, I still have the tape and you still have the evidence in your pants." He laughs. "It's still in his pants?" Alice asks, then adds "Mr. Thief, show me what you thought you didn't need to pay for?" As I attempt to pull it out of my pants Alice walks over and says, "Here let me help." I stand up and tell her "I can do it myself", But she demands saying, "That wasn't a request; put your hands behind you back while I get the evidence out of your pants." Alice then unbuckles and unzips my pants, pulling them to my ankles. It is now obvious that I have something extra in my underwear. Reaching out she grabs what she thinks is the dildo but it ends up being my own hard-on. She realizes this as it twitches in her hand. At that she grabs the waist band of my boxers and in one motion they too are around my ankles. "What have we here?" she asks as she grabs my rigid member. With her other hand she grabs the strap-on and holds it between us. Turning it over in her hand she asks, "This little thing is what you wanted you wife to use on you?" Humiliated and aroused at the same time, all I could say was "yes," Alice then strokes my erection a couple of times and looking me in the eye simply says "Nice". "How should we make him repay his debt to us?" Steve asks. "He sucks a mean dick!' Jim adds in. "Perfect" says Alice, "Steve he'll suck you off and I'll use his new toy on his ass." Looking at me Alice asks, "What do you think? Sound fair?" 'Not at all" I reply. "Oh well you don't get a vote anyway, you should have thought about that before you stuffed this in your pants" she says lewdly shaking the dildo in my face. "Besides, you already sucked the biggest cock around, what's another one?" Steve has already stripped and is stroking a cock equally as impressive as Jim's. Alice undresses down to her bra and panties and tells me to take off the rest of my clothes. As I am stripping she asks "What's your name?" "Bill" I tell her. "Good, I always like to know the name of the people I am fucking." By this time Steve is standing next to me with a look of pure lust in his eyes. "On your knees Bill, time to pay up!" he demands. With his hands pushing on my shoulders I assume the position I have gotten myself into. He takes his cock in his hand pointing it at my face and says, "Open wide Bill, I'm ready to cum!" I got myself into this mess so there really is only one way to get myself out of it, and that's by giving them what they want. I open my mouth slightly and he opens it the rest of the way for me, forcefully shoving half his length in my mouth. Grabbing my head, he begins to work his cock in and out of my mouth with slow and deliberate movements. Jim gets up and offers him his chair, his own cock still looking impressive dangling half way to his knees. Steve pulls his cock from my mouth with a pop and moves over to sit in the chair. Waving his cock at me he beckons me over. Crawling between his legs I resume sucking him. As I start to bob my head on his meat I feel someone between my legs. When I try to look, Steve just grabs my head and holds me in place saying, "Don't worry about what's going on back there, it's what you wanted anyway." I go back to slobbering on his dick as I feel a lubed finger poking at my anus. Without any warning, first one then two fingers slip into my ass. This makes me to lurch forward causing me to take more of Steve's cock into me mouth. "Oh shit do that again Alice, couple more times and I'll have him deep throating me!" Steve exclaims. Alice replies with, "I'll do one better honey, how about this?" Pulling her fingers out she quickly drives the strap-on fully into my ass, impaling me solidly on two cocks like a pig on a spit. Alice then pulls back slowly and drives forcefully back in. Settling in on a steady rhythm, pulling out slowly and then driving in hard is giving Steve his wish; her forward strokes are causing more and more of Steve's cock to enter my mouth. With one last push by both of them I suddenly feel his cock head enter my throat. Struggling to breathe through my nose I realize I now have him fully embedded in my throat, my nose resting in his bristly pubic hair. Steve's balls are hanging off the edge of the chair so I reach up and begin to caress them as he thrusts into my willing throat. Alice mean while is steadily pounding away and I have to admit it is even better than I had imagined it would be. I feel Steve begin to swell and I know what is coming so I pull back so that just the head is in my mouth. Flicking my tongue under the sensitive crown, Steve grunts and begins to fill my mouth with his seed. As he is still shooting he pulls his cock from my mouth and like a cock hungry slut I grab it and stuff it back into my mouth, drinking his nectar down. "Did you guys see that, he can't get enough dick!" Steve exclaims. Alice, having had enough fun with my ass pulls out quickly causing my ass to buck in want and leaving me with an empty feeling. Reaching down between my legs she exclaims, "Guys he really is enjoying this, he's hard as a rock." I finally release Steve's cock and try to regain my senses. Alice tells me to stand up and with Steve's help I finally do stand on shaky legs. "We're almost done Bill, make your self cum and it will all be over." Alice tells me. "No thanks, I'll wait till I get home to take care of it." I answer. "We can't have you driving around in that condition", she says pointing to my stiff member. "Well, I really do need to cum and would probably end up jerking off in the parking lot anyway." I reply. Steadying myself, I grab my cock and begin to pump. Closing my eyes and trying to relax, I know it won't take long so I stroke faster. My hand is flying across my cock now and as I feel the come start to rise up in my balls I feel something touch my shaft. Opening my eyes and looking down I see that Jim is standing in front of me holding his cock just below mine. The head of his cock his touching my balls and mine reaches halfway down his shaft. Just seeing his huge cock again sends me over the edge, I start shooting thick ropes of cum, all of them landing on his thick shaft. When I finally stop squirting, I see that I have painted his cock white with my cum. "Look at the mess you have made Bill, I think you need to clean it up" Jim says. I am actually enjoying myself now and gladly drop to my knees and slurp up my cum from his cock. As I am cleaning him up he begins to swell. Feeling it get hard in my hand was wild and once it is fully stiff I guide the head to my lips. Concentrating on the first couple of inches I use every ounce of strength I have left and suck and lick it like my life depends on it. Squeezing his balls with one hand and rapidly stroking his shaft with the other I sense that he will not last long. Steve and Alice are really cheering both of us on and Jim's eyes have rolled back in his head. Giving a final pull on his heavy balls and a strong suck on the head does its trick. Jim yells out "here it comes Bill, don't miss a drop!" "I don't plan to" I think to myself. The first shot bloats out my cheeks and before I could completely swallow, the second blast is mixing with the first. Using both hands to stroke him, I can feel each contraction as his cock swells and pulses. After several seconds of sucking the last remnants from him Jim finally pushes me away saying "that's enough, stop touching it, I'm too sensitive right now." "Well Bill, I think you have repaid your debt, you can leave now." Alice tells me. She then hands me a package and says, "After all you have done, I think you deserve to keep this." As I am pulling my pants back up Jim grabs my cock and says, "Bill, you are the best cocksucker I have ever met, you can come back anytime you get the urge to swallow some cum." Returning the favor and hefting his own cock, I reply, "I think I might just do that, before tonight I never would guessed any of this would happen, but now I think I'll be back for more of this" giving his whopper one last squeeze. The Thief "We'll be here" Alice tells me as I head out the door. On the drive home I replay the events of the evening and realize that I will definitely be back, if nothing else than to suck on Jim's monster cock.