0 comments/ 16146 views/ 0 favorites The Brass Ring By: Mr.Mallard It is a cold and blustery morning in early March as I sit at the kitchen table reading the help wanted ads in the local week end paper. Wrapped in my warmest pajamas, slippers and bathrobe I am still chilled to the very center of my bones. The furnace is out, again. Thank God the girls are away for the weekend, one at an all weekend sleep over, and the other on a school-debating trip, at least they are warm. Another bill to face, but it can't be avoided. The Service Company has been called and they assure me that, while the regular staff is off for the weekend, they have a part time person on call that they will dispatch as soon as they can reach him. As I look out the kitchen window at the frozen landscape I marvel at how closely it matches my feelings deep in my soul. Barren, lonely and desolate just about covers it. Sitting back down at the kitchen table and idly reaching for another Marlboro, I begin to again look through the columns of ads for semi skilled and unskilled workers. There has to be sometime, anything that could help augment my income and make ends meet. In many ways I am lucky, two good kids, (about the only good thing that bastard left me) a home, a car, and a job that at least let's me keep close to even. A few extra dollars each month would help though, even if it were just to pay my internet service provider for the cost of connection to my only real world in cyber space. As I muse, I hear the doorbell of the service entrance off the kitchen. Padding to the door, I find the service technician patiently waiting there with his billed hat in one hand and his toolbox in the other. His clean pressed twill uniform had his company's name neatly embroidered over the left-hand pocket and his name stitched under it, "Donald." "Is this the residence of a Ms. Denise Maori," he politely asks. I nod and stand aside so that he can step in out of the cold. As I close the door behind him I hear him say, "I understand that you are having some kind of problem with your central heating unit." "Yes," I answer, "but I have no idea what the problem is. All I know is that I am frozen." He reaches down to his feet and takes off his oily boots and stands them neatly by the door in the boot tray and says, "well then, Let's take a look at it, shall we?" I take him through the kitchen and down the stairs to where the unit is located. He puts his toolbox on the floor and neatly lays out what he needs and goes to work. I stand in the background and silently fret, wondering how much this is going to cost, and how the Service Company is going to react, in light of the fact that I am already 1 month behind in my account. After a few minutes he looks up and says, "Ah! Here is the problem, the rheostat is bad." "How much do they cost?" I blurt out without thinking, the anxiety evident in my voice. "About $380.00 plus tax and installation, he responds, but before we do that let's see what I can do"? "I just happen to have a broken one in my tool box and I have yours which is not functioning. I watch as his hands fly. Units are disassembled in a matter of minutes, parts are interchanged, put back together, and a gizmo, is stuck back in the furnace. He presses a button and the furnace starts to hum smoothly. I have never seen anything like that before. Wait, yes I did, once I was lonely and bored one night and I was flipping through the channels on the cable and I caught a demonstration of soldiers disassembling and assembling their guns blindfolded, in a contest of speed. That is the only comparison I can make. "Good as new he says" as he puts the furnace back together and his tools back in the box. I lead him back up the stairs to the kitchen and goe to the counter to get my purse and checkbook. "How much do I owe you?" I ask with a heavy heart. "No Charge" is his cherry response. I am dumbfounded and he immediately sees it in my face. "Really, no charge. The service call is covered under your basic policy and I was able to make one good part out of two broken parts. I can't charge you for that. Let's call it my own little re-cycling program." As he begins to put his boots back on at the door she, in a rush of gratitude, blurts out "I don't suppose you would like a cup of coffee, would you?" He turns to look at me and I sense that he is going to refuse but I blunder on, "Really, it is no problem I'm just going to make my self another cup of instant." He agrees saying "that is indeed very kind of you, I left home to do this service call with out eating my breakfast and a cup of coffee would be very nice." As I prepare the coffee he sits at the table letting his eyes wander the room taking everything in. When I place it in front of him in a chipped mug he is grateful and cradles it in both hands. I notice that they are slim, soft and very, very clean. The nails are manicured and have been buffed. They are not the hands of a burner technician, they are of the hands of, I simply don't know. "Sugar…Cream?" I ask. "A little artificial sweetener if you have it, just this way if you don't." "Sorry," I answer my head dropping a little in embarrassment. "It's alright," he smiles at my forehead. For the first time I examine this technician in front of me at the table. He is tall, close to 6 feet, soft gray brush cut hair, gold spectacles, fairly slim build, definitely not skinny, but no extra fat. A wedding ring and an expensive Seiko Gold watch are the only jewelry. As I sit and casually chat I am amazed at his command of the English language and his knowledge of any and all things. We talk of the weather, sports, local, regional and national, and the local school system. The current job market is covered when he notices to where the paper is opened. We even talk about state politics, of which he seems to have a very strong grasp. They talk of the upcoming election campaign and the chance that the current governor, who has raised many contentious issues, can get reelected. Two hours pass and neither of us has even noticed a minute of it. He has not moved a muscle sitting there with his hands folded, his knees crossed, and looking into her face talking to her. Finally, he looks at the clock on the wall and says, "This has been very pleasant but I have an important 3 P.M. commitment that I must keep." I blush and apologize for delaying him and escort him once again to the door, and, as he puts on his boots, he looks up and says, "I couldn't help but notice the fridge, I see that you have children." "Yes, two girls who are away for the week end." I respond with the pride evident in my tone. "You're not wearing a wedding ring?" He responds, “but I suppose a lot of ladies don’t wear them today.” "No, I am a divorced woman, just trying to make it on my own." I answer with no infliction whatsoever in my voice. "Ah, I know this will seem out of place but I have enjoyed our conversation and I think you have too. I was wondering, would you consider joining me on an excursion I have planned this afternoon" I stutter and stammer and immediately he senses that he has made a misstep. "I am sorry, I really shouldn't have asked, it was very forward of me." Jesus Christ, my mind screams at mer, where did this guy come from. No man today talks like that. 'Very forward, Good God'. The standard retort to-day is, ‘to bad baby don't know what you’re missing, more fish in the sea, see ya.’ In a flash of daring that I didn't know I had, I blurts out, "I would love to. When should I be ready and what should I wear." "Two O'clock would be fine and warm casual clothes would be most appropriate." He waves timidly as he proceeds to his service truck. As I close the door the misgivings and doubts begin to set in. ‘Most appropriate’, Jesus Christ, who talks like that to day? I realize that all I know is his first name. In a brief burst of insight I call the Service Company and ask them if the service man had been dispatched and, when they confirm it, I ask for a brief description. They give it and there is no doubt that it is the same man who just left the house. By this time the company is concerned and adds that he is their most reliable casual worker and they are sure that I will be more than satisfied with him when he arrives. Well, I think, in for a penny in for a pound, I don't know his last name so I can't even call him to cancel. As it is already after twelve I tidy the house, have a shower, do my hair and nails and dress. Hiking boots, warm socks, heavy jeans, light blouse and heavy winter sweater go on and ‘completing the laying out’ I line up Columbia jacket and a matching tam and scarf. It is the best I can do given the circumstances. At precisely two P.M. the doorbell rings and I answer. There stands Donald or, at least, it should be Donald. The gentleman is immaculately groomed. Like me, hiking boots, expensive corduroy trousers, a soft green winter sweater over a white turtleneck, a Columbia Jacket that matches the sweater and pants, an a jaunty LL. Bean gentleman's walking hat. No Service uniform is evident. I smile and turn and lock the door and he gently escorts me down the walk and assists me into the passenger side of an older model expensive luxury sedan. As he proceeds to get in I notice that, while old, it is immaculate and in excellent repair. He starts the car and carefully proceeds down the street and on to the interstate. The stereo is softly playing classical music and, while my taste runs more to Reba McIntire, there is sometime serene, and settling about it that adds to the mood of well being and contentment that I am beginning to feel. The conversation is pointless and rambles about this and that and nothing. Finally, he says, "I enjoy following the sports teams at Ohio State and the Hockey team is playing at 3 P.M. It is a critical game if they want to advance in the NCAA championships. That is where we are going." I have never gone to a hockey game in my life, but somehow that seems like a particularly appropriate think to be doing with this man this afternoon. As he pulls into the sports complex he drives to the reserve parking area and the young student police instantly lifts the barrier and he passes through with a friendly wave to the boy who smiles back. He drives to the further restricted parking by the door of the complex and another student police, spotting him, removes another barrier from the last remaining parking spot by the door. As he gets out and comes around to get me he opens the door and I catch part of a conversation. "…Worried that you were not going to make it to-day. Glad you did professor." "Thanks Jimmy, I was pleasantly, if unavoidably, delayed." "How's the studies going?" "About as good as can be expected, SOS" is the response. As I get out of the car I sense that the boy looks me a little strangely but immediately dismiss it. We enter the rink and are immediately escorted through the turnstiles and are surrounded by thousands and thousands of screaming students. Donald knows everybody. They smile and grin at him, a kind look here, a quick word there, as we proceed slowly to the seating area behind the home team bench. As we move through the crowds they seem to magically part, there is not jostling, it is not planned, it is just as if, at the very last nano second, the next person senses he is there and moves ever so slightly. As we reach the seating section that he seems to be heading for A stunningly beautiful co-ed leaps to her feet and shouts to him, "over here Doctor, we have saved your seat." As we proceed down the isle to the third row behind the boards I perceive the consternation of the co-ed. Indeed, they have saved his seat, one seat, but ever so quietly I see her equally attractive companion, quickly get up and leave by the other end of the row and now magically there are two seats where before there was only one in this screaming mass of fans. As I take my seat Donald casually says to the co-ed, "Jan, this is my new friend Denise," she is my guest this afternoon. She smiles warmly at me but I sense that she is immediately on her guard assessing me, wondering, and sniffing. She is the epitome of politeness but the fangs are not far from the surface, if I am a threat, but to what, I wonder. The game begins and the arena turns into a screaming mass of 20,000 drunken college students enjoying a brutal sport. Donald screams and yells with the best of them. Soon I am drawn into the frenzy and enjoying it as much as him, but he is just as quick to cheer for a good play from the opposing team as he is for the home team even thought it is evident that all know where his true loyalties lay. At the end of the first period the bedlam dies down and he turns to ask me if I am enjoying myself. I simply smile, as conversation is difficult in the noise. I have never experienced anything like this. I never had the opportunity to go to University, God, what an experience I must have missed. As I come out of this momentary revere another pretty co-ed hands Donald a simple tray with a banana, half a tuna fish sandwich, a cup of black coffee with sweeter on the side and simply says “here is you snack. Bon Appetite." She looks at me and says, "could I bring you something?" For the first time I realize that in my busy day with the furnace, cleaning the house, and getting ready that I have not eaten breakfast or lunch, I are famished. I reach down for my purse but gently feel Donald's hand lightly on the back of my wrist. It is so subtly done that I know nobody noticed but the message was conveyed to me. "A hamburger and a beer would be lovely." Donald eats his snack and magically the tray disappears into the hands of another co-ed that seems to be constantly standing in the background sensing his every need. As my eyes wander around the arena taking it all in, I am drawn back to reality by another co-ed who hands me a hamburger on a paper plate with some potato chips, a napkin, and a cold mug of beer, not a plastic cup. As I bite into the burger I realize that it has been freshly made and put together by hand. This didn't come from any steam table. Someone, for some reason, went to some trouble. Again my instincts are aroused. Donald is known and respected and even loved here, but I am an intruder. They weren't expecting me and they don't know what to think but I am obviously his guest so they are giving me the benefit of the doubt. The game ends with the home team winning by one goal scored in the last minute of the game. The atmosphere is indescribable. I can't help but get caught up in the moment. Nothing is as I have ever experienced in my life. It is half an hour before we can even speak to each other. As we slowly begin to make our way to the exit there are more smiles and greetings for Donald and inquisitive stares for me, on Donald's arm. Somehow, they don't feel threatening. As we approach the car my mouth falls open. Approaching Donald is the Governor of the State, and his entourage of eager assistants. The governor says, " Nice to see you Donald, I'm looking forward to reading your report when it is finished." Looking at me he says "nice to see you young lady." He then quickly moves off to do more glad-handing. Donald opens the door and helps me in and assists me to fasten the seat belt saying "be careful my dear, you know how it sticks." He goes around the car and gets in and proceeds to make his way out of the parking lot and onto the interstate, back the way we came. He is quiet and withdrawn. Finally, he says "I am sorry if I appeared rude to you back there and didn't introduce you to the governor, who is, by the way, an alumnus of the university. I have always believed that if you have nothing kind to say it is best to say nothing at all. You life would not be enriched by having made his acquaintance." Donald's mood then brightens. "Don't suppose I could invite you to be my guest at supper. I know a rather pleasant place on the way that serves delicious B.B.Q. " "Why not" I respond totally lost in the strange experiences that I have enjoyed today. After all, how much more bizarre could my day get, I think. Donald pulls into the parking lot of a huge roadside joint. As we enter the foyer it is packed with students and alumni coming from the game. As we approach the reservations desk I realize that there is more of a chance of a snowball freezing in hell than there is of us getting fed in this dining room to-night. Donald is oblivious. As the deskman raises his head to snarl an obscenity at Donald about the foolish request that he is about to make, his face breaks into an infectious grin and says, "what an unexpected but pleasant surprise to see you Doctor…and your companion." The deskman is flustered by my presence. A moron could see that. I am not supposed to be here, period. Any moron could figure that out. "Pat will be thrilled to see you" he continues, and just as he says this the biggest man I have ever seem in my life comes into view. He grabs Donald and hugs him and twirls him in the air. This man is a monster. At least 6 foot 10 inches, 340 pounds and arms and legs like tree trunks. He turns to me and I see suspicion momentarily fleet through his eyes before he says, "nice to see you young lady." He takes my hand gently in his to shake it. It feels like I have just shaken hands with King Kong. "How about supper, professor"? "Lovely Pat, if it is no problem.” Pat leads the two of us across the room to a table for eight, which is marked reserved. The sign disappears and the 6 extra place settings are quickly removed. Quickly, a heaping plate of ribs is placed before me accompanied by a frosty mug of cold beer. It is not fancy but, beyond any doubt, they are the best ribs I have ever had. Donald, on the other hand, has a small steak and salad and a glass of milk. He eats fastidiously, but slowly, enjoying every mouth full. Talk is of inconsequential things but always pleasant and stimulating. He tells me Pat's story, which is rather intriguing. The story of a college athlete who made it as an All-American and signed a monstrous pro contract with the old Cleveland Browns. Of the first pro game he played and destroying his left knee. Of coming to him 6 months later, after major surgery on his knee, asking for advice. He had 6 million dollars in his bank account and no future at 21. Donald explains that had looked around and noticed this roadhouse, ideally located, and up for sale. It seem ideal, close to the university, his university background in sports, his pro fame, the ingredients were all there. He made a few contacts among the alumni and suddenly the 12 million-dollar asking price was met. Pat became the major owner but the other owners give him the advice so that he doesn't make any major mistakes. As I look around I conclude, correctly, it is a gold mine. As the meal and the conversation wind to a close, I see the Governor and his party of eight arrive and see that there is a disagreement and angry words exchanged, but the Governor, after glaring in our direction, leaves in a huff. Finished our meal we leave the restaurant, get into the car, and quietly proceed back to my home. As we get out of the car he comes around and, placing his hand near my elbow walks with me up the icy walk, not touching me, but there just in case I might slip. When we reach the door I fumble with my keys and when I get it open I turn to face the inevitable, only to find, his hand outstretched to shake mine. "Thank you for a wonderful day. It has been a very enjoyable day for me. I can't tell you when I have enjoyed myself more. I am indeed fortunate that your furnace went out. Fate was kind to me today." Finally, I mentally explode. As I take his hand to shake it I say silently to myself 'what in the fuck is going on with this guy, I don't even know WHO he is, and, now, after a wonderful day, all he wants to do is shake my hand! This is fucking unbelievable. Why is he not at least trying to cop a feel or get in for a quick lay'. The Brass Ring One spring evening, Clark was sitting by the fireplace with his twin five year old daughters, Sarah and Amy. His wife, Marie, was just coming into the room. She sat next to him and put Amy in her lap. Clark did the same with Sarah. Sarah said "Tell us the story again, Daddy." "Alright. Do you girls know what it means when someone grabs the brass ring?" "Yes, it means they get a really special prize," Amy added. "OK. Once upon a time, there was a very pretty princess named Marie. She was riding a bus to Iowa when she met a mean, ugly prince named Clark. He was. . ." "Stop it, Daddy!" Sarah interrupted. "Yeah! Tell it the right way!" Amy declared. :"I can't get anything past these two, Marie. OK, girls. Here we go again."Once upon a time, there was a very pretty princess named Marie. She was riding a bus to Iowa when she met a handsome prince named Clark. . ." He was telling them the G-rated version of the story of how he and Marie met and married. The story began one day, when Clark got on the eastbound bus headed to nowhere in particular. His only certain destination was Ottumwa, Iowa and then to Northern Missouri to the home of his college roommate. He thought about getting off at any interesting place and having a look around and then proceeding at his leisure. He was the first on board and staked a place in the middle of the bus. At the stop in Reno, a pretty young woman got on. She made her way down the aisle, looking around for an agreeable place to sit. Clark smiled at her. And she smiled sweetly and said "Hi. Mind if I sit here with you?" She smiled at this attractive man with a warm smile. "Not at all. It will be a pleasure to have a pretty lady to talk to on the trip." She smiled again and said "Thank you." She sat fairly close to him. "Where are you headed?" he asked. "Ottumwa, Iowa. I was in Reno interviewing for a teaching job. I give violin lessons at home." "That's an amazing coincidence. I'm headed to Ottumwa, too." "Oh?" "I'm going to visit my college roommate, Will, and his significant other in Missouri. He's picking me up in Ottumwa. I'm visiting for two weeks. "Where does he live?" "On the outskirts of Memphis. Her father left her a few acres and they decided to settle there. I have his number and address written down in my suitcase. What kind of teaching job were you interested in?" "Teaching music at a high school. I went to the University of Iowa in Iowa City and graduated with a Masters in music. I was first violin in my senior year and during grad school. I was even considered by Julliard." "Impressive. Being considered by Julliard is a high compliment. My name's Clark." They gently shook hands. "I'm Marie." Their conversation ended there for a time. For most of the next hour, she gazed out the window and he read a book. She broke the silence. "What are you reading?" "It is a historical novel. My friend Will recommended it. He and I like history." We went to college together in Oregon. We were a couple crazy archaeology majors. "That sounds very interesting! What kind of work do you do?" "Historical archaeology. I work for a small company in Northern California. "What made you decide to come to Missouri to see him?" "I've never seen this part of the country and I called him and when I told him I was taking two weeks vacation, he invited me to stay with them. I needed a break from work and I wanted to see him and Adele again. He said there are a lot of pretty women there. I think I've already met the prettiest one." "Thank you, Clark. That's sweet. Would you mind if I got some sleep now? I've had a long day." "Pleasant dreams! See ya' in the morning!" She slept and he read some more. He also looked at her face and gazed at her beautiful hair and hands. She stirred and her face had a look of mild discomfort. She repositioned herself and seemed to get more comfortable and she leaned in his direction. She laid her head on his shoulder. He put his arm around her. She seemed to be more content. She slept more and he gazed some more. Her liked her face the longer he looked at it. This is crazy! I'm not a college kid anymore. I'm sitting here with my arm around a woman I don't even knowand I feel like I'm in love. She's got great hair, lovely hands. . .she's lovely in every way but I don't really know anything about her and I'm afraid I won't see her again. I'd love to hold her hand and kiss her and hold her close and make love with her but rushing into things could cause me a lot of grief. I should sleep. My brain is definitely tired. He rested his head on hers and slept soundly until he heard her say "What time is it?" "Let me look." There was just enough light to see his watch. "7:15." "Already?" she said. We just met and already we're sleeping together." "She's pretty and funny, too." The bus turned off the highway and pulled into the Salt Lake City depot. "Marie, Let me buy you breakfast. After all, we slept together and it would seem to be the respectful and gentlemanly thing to do. I don't want you to think that I think of you as just a one night stand." "I accept your offer. I can't seem to find my money. I'll pay you back when I find it." "You're covered for breakfast. This way looks productive." He touched the small of her back and directed them both toward the sign over the coffee shop door. "When you said that you didn't think of me as a one night stand, I knew you were kidding but please don't think that I am the kind of girl who sleeps around." "I know you're not! I can tell! I trust what you say about your sexual habits. I don't know much about you but my impression is that you have your head screwed on straight. I also want you to know I think you are quite bright and articulate and you have a voice that is sweeter to hear than any piece of classical music I have ever heard. Mozart, Beethoven and Brahms would all be envious! You should share all that with a man who appreciates all those things and not just sex." "Thank you, Clark." She kissed him on the cheek. "Do you mean a man like you, Clark?" He touched her back again. She stopped and said "I know this seems crazy but I want to kiss you. He held her at the waist and they shared a deep, meaningful kiss. "Wow! That kiss bought you breakfast AND dinner." "Clark, I want you to know that this trip has been a pleasure so far. You seem to be a very nice guy but please don't . . . I don't know. . . We might not see each other again and I would like to see you again . . . I was hurt in college when my boyfriend took off and married another girl. If we got involved how do I know you won't leave me too? You'll be going back to California soon and. . . " "I'm content to share this bus ride and maybe we can see each other again. We're a long way from being involved and you might get to know me and find out I'm really an ogre and run away. Seriously, I can't give you any guarantee except my word. I hope you are never hurt again. I know what it's like. I was hurt like that too. She was beautiful and seemed devoted but the star quarterback took some interest in her and she suddenly treated me like a poor relation. Will and Adele helped me through it. They're the people I'm visiting. It'll be good to see them again. I will be in Missouri long enough to spare some time away from them Adele. Maybe I can borrow their car and drive up and see the area where you live and Ottumwa. I'd like nothing better than to spend a day with you. After all Ottumwa is the home of Radar O'Reilly! How often will I get a chance to meet such a famous war hero?!" She laughed and said "I doubt you will see him but who knows. If you can visit for a day, I'll show you around." "I'd like that. To see the heartland escorted by one of its prettiest ladies! Sounds like a slice of heaven to me!" "I like it when you call me pretty." Breakfast arrived and they ate quickly. "We should be going. Our silver chariot will be departing in about fifteen minutes." They paid the check and quickly bought some sandwiches, sodas, and chocolate milk for lunch. The bus left about five minutes after they got back. They took their original seats and they turned to face each other. "Tell me more about college. How did you meet Will?" "He was my roommate. I got to the dorm and was escorted to my room by the resident manager and there was Will. We shook hands and have been best friends ever since." He took a breath and gazed at the light over his seat. "Will and I spent a lot of time together studying hard and put in long hours. When we graduated, we both wanted to go to grad school. We did a joint project for our Master's thesis. Our faculty advisory committee was very impressed. We got good jobs because of it. We worked together for a while. Then he stayed in Oregon and I got a job with the federal government in California. I've had two jobs before this one. My current job is in one of the northernmost counties in California. I'm sorry that I don't have any sordid tales to tell you. Your turn. All I've got is the boring stuff. Tell me about you and Iowa." "I was born in Kentucky. I started violin lessons when I was seven and we moved to Iowa the summer before I went to high school." "That explains the accent." "Yes. I had one boyfriend in high school. His name was William. I thought he was cute even though he was kind of nerdy. He had to quit school to help on his family's chicken ranch. We drifted apart and that was when I played the violin a lot. It helped me to avoid my sadness but I got to be pretty good at playing. I auditioned for the orchestra and was made first violin during my junior year. I was accepted by University of Iowa on a partial scholarship. I graduated in four years and my grad work was there, too. I almost got into Julliard. Boring you?" "No. That's interesting to me. I love listening to you. I can't carry a tune in a bucket but I enjoy classical music very much. I've always been in awe of anyone who can play a musical instrument. Especially someone who can play it well and it sounds like you can." "I could play for you sometime if you visit." "I'd like to see you again. What's in Ottumwa for you?" "I live with my mom and dad. Dad's a general contractor. Mom's always been a stay at home mom. They're pretty good parents. I love them a lot. What about your family? Have any girlfriends in California?" "No girlfriends. I lost my dad about a year and a half ago, just after Will and Adele visited. He was a pretty good guy. I can remember most the times he took me fishing and playing catch with him. And we lost Mom about two years before that. She died of an unexpected heart attack. Dad and I were very surprised until I looked into her ancestry and found a family history of heart trouble." Marie added "My dad took me fishing too but I never caught anything. I think I was too squeamish and probably too little to make a good fisherman." Marie laid a sympathetic hand on his arm. "I'm sorry about your parents." "Thank you, Marie. They were good ones. Will and Adele helped me a lot when Dad died. They're the best friends I could ask for and Sam, my boss has been like a big brother or a second dad. "I'd like to meet them. We may have the chance at the bus stop." "I'd like them to meet you, too." They chatted comfortably about everything and nothing. They learned that their political and religious views were very much alike. Before they realized it, their trip was nearly over The bus bumped over some railroad tracks and Marie stirred. She had dozed off for a short time. "Where are we?" she asked. "Next stop Ottumwa," he quietly said." It was about 7:30 in the evening on a Wednesday. "Ottumwa already?" "Yes. Home again." "Marie I want to tell you something. I know this sounds silly but I want to tell you that I felt afraid that I might not see you again. Here's my address and number and Will's number and address. You're the best traveling companion I've ever had! I'd really want to see you again." She took his pen and pad and wrote down her name, number and address. "I'd like that, too." The bus stopped and Marie looked out the window and said "I don't see my parents." "If you need a ride, I'm sure Will and Adele will be glad to give you a ride." They got off the bus but he couldn't see Will or Adele but saw their car. "There are my parents by the blue car." She waved and her father went to the trunk and opened it. When she got to them, she and her parents hugged. She turned toward Clark and introduced them to him. "Mom, Dad, this is Clark. We met on the bus. Clark, this is my Mom and Dad, Jane and Jim." Jane's brow furrowed a bit. "Are you the Clark who was Will's college roommate?" "Yes, I am. He was supposed to meet me here." "They went to use the bathroom. We've been chatting with them while we were waiting. We see Adele's mother regularly but haven't seen Adele for ages. What a nice coincidence!" He got their address out of his suitcase and showed it to them. "That is just over the Iowa-Missouri boundary. Not far from us, about an hour and a half," Jim noted. Will and Adele emerged from the depot. As he approached, Will called out "Hey Roomie! Over here!" He and Will exchanged a vigorous handshake. Clark saw Adele. She said "Don't I rate a hello?" They hugged and Clark loudly whispered to her so Will could hear "I keep telling you could do so much better than that old dirt-scraping buzzard!" He introduced them to Marie. "You already know Jim and Jane. I met their pretty daughter, Marie, on the bus." "Hi, Marie" Adele said "Don't believe anything those two say bad about the other. They're the best of friends!" Clark added "We three are the best of friends." Adele hugged him again. "Yes, we three are the best of friends! Great to see you Clark!" "What have you been up to, Will?" "Scrappin' dirt! What did you think, Smart Aleck?" I thought you and Adele might be married." No. I think she is starting to believe that she can do much better! I told my boss you were coming and he wants to talk to you. We're having our county fair this Saturday. He will have an information table and you can meet him there. There'll be lots of food and things to do. Why don't you bring Marie?" Great idea. Marie, would you like to join us?" Clark asked. Mom , Dad, do you have any plans that require me?" No. I think Will's idea sounds OK," Jim added. OK. It does sound like fun." Will put Clark's suitcase in the car. While they were busy with that, Adele told Marie, "Don't worry Marie, Clark's OK. I've known those two crazy guys for about 20 years, ever since college. It'll be fun." Thanks, Adele." Clark said "Goodbye for now. You are the best traveling companion I've ever had. Thank you for being so pretty and interesting." He kissed her on the cheek. She watched as Clark walked away with one arm around Will and one around Adele. "Call Me!" He turned around and said "Tomorrow." She continued to watch until they pulled out of the parking lot. Jim took her suitcase and a piece of paper fell out of her hand. "What's this, Marie?" She took it from him. "It is Clark's number in California." They got in the car. Jane said "A kiss on the cheek? His number? That must have been some bus ride!" "Oh Mother! It wasn't like that at all! He was a perfect gentleman! "I think something happened," Jim said. "And she is going to see him on Saturday!" Jane added. "You two stop it! You're always trying to get me married!" "You can't blame us for wanting our daughter to be happy, can you?" Marie slept in the next day to recover from her bus ride. After unpacking, she had lunch and took a bath. While she was in the bath the phone rang. "Marie, Clark is on the phone. Are you available?" No sooner had Jane asked the question, Marie burst out of the bathroom, still wet and with a towel wrapped around her. "Hi, Clark. How are you?" "Rested. We stayed up and insulted each other half the night." "You three seem to have fun together." "Yes but I'm the most fun, Adele's second and what's-his-name is last." In the background, she could hear Will say, "Hi Marie. Don't believe a thing he says! He's demented!" "How are you, Marie?" "Rested too. I just got out of the bath. That trip was more tiring than I thought but I feel much better now after a good night's sleep." "Me, too. We were thinking we'd pick you up Saturday about ten. Will that be alright?" "Sounds fine. What can I bring?" "I'll let you talk to Adele. Here she is." "Hi, Marie." "Can I bring anything Saturday?" "No. We'll have everything we need. We'll eat at the fair and have dinner here. It may be a long day so you are welcome to stay here. I promise to muzzle those two so we don't stay up all night!" "OK. I'll see if Mom and Dad have anything planned. Put Clark back on, please." Hi." she said. Clark I want you to know that we won't be sleeping together Saturday." "Ok. They have two extra bedrooms. You'll be perfectly safe. Will said he'd put a bear trap outside my bedroom door if I have any libidinous ideas. May I have a hug and a goodnight kiss on the cheek?" "You may have one kiss if I may have one too and I want a hug." "Deal!" Two kisses and two hugs with chaperones! I'll see you Saturday. Say hello to your parents. Bye for now Pretty Lady." "See you Saturday at ten, Clark." Marie called on Friday. Will answered. "Hi, Will, this is Marie. Is Adele there?" I need to ask her some questions about tomorrow." "I'll get her. One minute. She's outside. I told her you are on the phone. She's coming. Can I help?" "No. Maybe another time. I need some of her help tomorrow." "Here she is." "Hi, Marie. What's up with you?" "If you don't mind, I was wondering if we could find some time tomorrow to talk." "Sure. What's the subject?" "Clark. I really like him. My heart says go for it but my mind says slow down." "Sounds like good things to talk about. We'll make as much time as you need." Saturday, Marie arrived about 9:30. Marie had done her hair, nails and makeup. She wore jeans and a floral blouse. "Hi Pretty Lady," Clark said. "You look wonderful." "Hi Clark. Hi Everybody," Marie answered. After they said there hellos and goodbyes, they hurried off. They wanted to get going to have as much time as they could. The drive was pleasant and uneventful. They recounted some of their college days and Marie told them about her college studies and a bit about her life after college. They arrived at the fair about 11:00. "Let's find Bernie first." Will suggested. He said his booth would be just inside." They easily found him. "Bernie, I want you to meet Clark and his new girlfriend, Marie." "Nice to meet you Clark, Marie. Will has told me a lot about you Clark." "I hope he said something good in between his lies." "All of it was good." Adele broke in. "Marie and I will leave you guys to talk. We'll meet you here in a half hour." "Adele, thanks for doing the artwork for this display. You're a genius!" "Stop it, Bernie! You flatterer!" They walked a short ways when Adele spotted a coffee stand. "Let's get some coffee and talk. My treat," she said. "OK, Marie. What do you want to know?" "I don't know much about him. So far, he seems like a terrific guy but I still don't feel I know him as well as I want or need to." "I think it would be best if I told you a little of my history and then our common history. Along the way, you'll learn a lot about Clark. It looks like we'll be spending a lot of time together if you and Clark stay together, so you need to know a little about we three." "I sure hope he stays with me. I'm afraid he might be like my other boyfriends and take off. I suppose that's my greatest fear." The Brass Ring "Oh, Jesus Christ" I think. "I put the condom on him and didn't think there was any need for my diaphragm." * * * * * P.S. A Scarlet lady is a nineteenth Century term used in polite society to describe a Lady of the Evening or, to put it boldly, a whore. If you liked this story let me know at mrmalllard70@hotmail.com Criticisms as well as compliments equally welcome. I have others that I can post if the seems to be a positive reception.