4 comments/ 6155 views/ 8 favorites Tales of Limbo: (Top) Heavy Talk By: AlmostTime "Chuck - gimme another," slurred Charlotte McKinney in a cartoonishly drunken drawl, "and this time don't make it a virgin long island iced tea!" "Charlotte, you're slurring far too much for a sober gal," Charles, the elderly bartender, said, filling the tall glass with Charlotte's order. Sliding it down the table, Charlotte sipped the drink. "What's your guys' DEAL anyways, Chuck?" "I'm sorry ma'am?" The other women along the bar were all paying attention now. "MEN! The guys here! Why are they always so obsessed with my tits??" Down the bar, the slightly more experienced Christina Hendricks rolled her eyes, thinking to herself 'Great...another one...' Chuck picked one hell of a bad time to try and steal a glance at Charlotte's tits - the bar, The Tiki Tit Hut, located along the beach, was reserved for women with certain generous traits, with the bar currently lined with a typically busty crew - with Charlotte at the far end, with Kate Upton, Jessica Nigri, Kat Dennings and Katy Perry next to Christina Hendricks at the other end. Chuck, a longtime resident, asked for the job when he saw the line-up of women walking in and out of the tented bar every day. Apparently the last bartender was something of TOO MUCH of a tit man, rarely managing to make drinks, instead usually just trying to get the women to suck him off. Charles WAS a tit man, but he was discrete; and he had a live-in situation with a Geri Halliwell, seemingly preserved in time from her days of the Spice Girls, which gave him a lot of opportunities to express himself after a long shift at the Tiki Tit Hut. But this time, caught glancing at Charlotte's massive jiggling melons, she happened to catch him in the act, and was none too impressed. "This is what I'm talking about! All the guys here want are my tits!" grabbing her breasts to illustrate the point, Charles freely stared at the ranting bombshell. "They don't even notice how much work I've put into my killer ass and legs! And they ARE!" Lifting one leg on her stool, Charlotte's gams were quite the vision, Charles feeling himself harden at the image before him. "Calm down, you're just going to make Chuckie boy here pass out." Christina Hendricks spoke, secretly eyeing the blonde at the other end of the bar with a lust she hadn't felt for many other women at the Hotel. "They can't be blamed you've got such a great rack." Charlotte looked almost offended. "Just because THESE are fantastic..." Charlotte again cupped her massive tits, giving Charles an eyeful of her cleavage, the edge of her areolas teased beneath her tiny bikini top, "...doesn't mean that I only want them giving attention to my tits!" "One time," Katy Perry interrupted, "I had managed to get one of the costumes from one of my videos...did anyone see 'California Gurls'? Well, I had that girl scout costume for one of my clients - Stu something or other. Anyways, I had a feeling this would work for him - so one night, I surprised him wearing that, knocking at his room door. But before I could even tell him I wanted to 'sell' him some 'cookies'," Katy winked heavily while doing air quotations, "but the old feller had me on my back on the bed before I knew what was happening! He didn't even take my shirt or sash off! He just squeezed his cock between my cleavage and held them together until he came all over my chin!" she ended her story and took another sip of her drink. "...and then what happened?" Charles nervously added, hoping the women wouldn't notice him jerking off to these stories. "Oh! Well, then I cleaned up the cum, wiping it and sucking it from my fingers (Stu was a big fan of that)," she added, to nods from all the other patrons as well as Charles, "But he was hard again so quickly! So I managed to get my top off, but not the bra, before he flipped me over and took me from behind! I tell you though, even as he fucked me doggy style, he still was reaching around to grope my tits as they bounced out of my bra with every thrust! Like this - " demonstrating, Katy did a few bounces on her stool at the bar, her breasts easily popping out of her polka dot bikini. "Katy, I hope you plan on taking care of Charles' poor boner after that little show..." Christina added, making Charles blush upon realizing she must have noticed his little wank-fest to Katy's story from behind the bar. Taking another sip of her drink, Katy nodded with a grin and wordlessly made her way behind the bar, immediately taking Charles' cock between her cherry red lips. Picking up the conversation where Katy had left off, Jessica Nigri piped in: "I know I haven't been here long, but I get what you guys are talking about! I worked out like crazy to look this good, but eventually these honeys steal the show, every time!" Charles looked at Jessica as she gave the same show as Charlotte, cupping her massive cleavage; her tight red one-piece bathing suit held her cleavage tight already, so with a little grab of them, they looked ready to burst from the tight fabric. "I do a lot of costume stuff like Katy does," Katy peeked up and smiled at the mention, before taking Charles' cocks head between her lips as she massaged his balls. "Well, one time I made up this costume of Moxxi from 'Borderlands'," no one nodded for this reference, "the guy I did it for definitely was a tit man, so I figured the open window was good enough. Problem was, I made it too small, so it over my chest was a feat and a half! That thing was buttoned and stitched so tight, I thought I would have to cut it off me. I guess I wasn't wrong though? I met him at the club one night, and sneaked up behind him while he was at the bar getting a drink. Before I knew it, we were making out, his hungry hands all over my tits - luckily they didn't seem to mind at the bar, but he ripped my shirt and bra right open, right there at the bar! We fucked on the spot, but I don't think his head left my tits for more than 5 seconds the whole time. Best lay of my life, mind you - still, wasn't expecting that reaction! Especially considering the club seemed to...encourage. I started hearing a chant of 'CUM ON HER FACE!' repeating over and over, and he didn't miss his chance. Putting me to my knees, she fucked my tits until his load coated my cleavage and neck in the white goo." Charles could barely contain himself, but Katy's expert blowjob held him at arm's length from completion, teasing when she could feel him reaching the end during story-time. "The chant wasn't just for him though! I didn't notice until he stood up and I was left on my ass on the floor, but I was circled by a bunch of men, who took it as a chance at a spontaneous bukkake session! I can't even remember how many there were! I just feel streak after streak of hot goo shoot over my face and body...mmmm...come to think of it, I should probably visit that bar again later." Charles could tell her story was over and was disappointed, wanting to know more of the exploits of Miss Nigri (and her amazing tits). Katy, sensing this, took the opportunity to drive the old man home. Moving quickly, her lips and tongue around his shaft sent Charles over the edge. Looking down at the raven-haired beauty, he subconsciously pulled her up so he could finish between her massive tits. Charlotte pointed as though this proved her argument, but Katy couldn't care less - Charles' surprisingly massive cock felt great between her tits, and she felt pretty good for how big of a load she got from him. Holding her tits tight around his cock, Charles gave one last thrust, shooting a massive load into Katy's mouth, with errant spurts landing on in her hair, some going so far as to land on the bar and into a couple patron's drinks. Kate and Kat, both suspiciously silent until now, looked at the cum floating in their shots, and laughed before taking the drinks in on swing simultaneously. Charles was hard again in an instant at the sight. Katy kissed the tip of it before standing up again. "It's Jessica's turn!" she gave Charles a little kiss before going back around the bar. Taking her cue, Jessica took position behind the bar, but instead of falling to her knees, leaned over the bar, her tight ass looking incredible in the disappearing fabric of her swimsuit. Without hesitation, Charles thrusted his erection into the quirky blonde's tight pussy, and began fucking her like he never had fucked before. "Should we tell them?" Kate asked Kat, who blushed at the mention of the mystery topic, "I'm gonna tell them!" Kate Upton seemed unusually excited about this story. "Have you guys ever met Marc? That really old guy who always seems so sad?" Everyone nodded, including Jessica, although that may have been her head naturally bobbing with Charles' excitedly fucking her. "We found out why he was sad last week!" Kat was visibly flush and giggling already, uncharacteristic for the sultry, sarcastic brunette. "Well, obviously, he was a tit man, which was part of why he was so sad! Kat and I were playing volleyball on the beach when we saw him standing by the trees, obviously peeping. We called him over, but he wouldn't budge, so we went to him - and I could immediately see why he was hiding behind that tree." "IT WAS HUGE!" Kat erupted, evidently as excited as Kate. "Like, the size of a baseball bat! Or at least the width. And most of the length. Oh my god it was massive!" "I think he was feeling himself up watching us on the beach, but when I tried to grab his cock, he burst into tears!" Kate went on, "He kept saying there was no point and that he could never cum and that we should leave him alone. But I wasn't having that! I told him there was no pressure, and to just have fun!" The idea of what Kate Upton's idea of 'fun' in this instance was made Charles all the more excited - he had Jessica on her back now, still pounding furiously, her massive tits jiggling as he thrusted. Picking her up, Charles was surprised at his own strength as he lifted her, still on his cock, and began fucking her on the spot, lifting and dropping her onto him. Jessica was over the moon for this, loudly screaming in pleasure, nearly drowning out Kate and Kat's story. "ANYWAYS, Kat and I managed to get him to warm up to us; and his length made it more than easy for both of us to enjoy his cock. But Marc didn't seem to be into it fully as we tried to lick his crazy-long shaft, so we tried something a little different." "Ok, so imagine this," Kat continued, "We get Marc to lay on his back on the beach, his boner sticking up straight in the air. We got on either side of him and took off our tops...which seemed to make it bigger somehow?? Anyways, Marc's hands wandered to feeling one of my tits as he laid there, and Kate and tried something." "A threeway titfuck!" Kate exclaimed, evidently proud of the idea. "We BOTH tit-fucked him at the same time! Kat was on one side and I was on the other, so we just pressed out breasts together with that cock in the middle, and he managed to fuck FOUR tits at once!" "I think that was the problem for Marc," Kat added, "no one tried anything different to handle that cock of his! But I think we were enough..." "Um, you THINK?" Kate replied, laughing while imitating an explosion sound effect. "It was a volcano! I think he was saving up for years!" "Seriously. His cum shot straight up at least a foot in the air, before coming crashing down on the two of us! It was like getting a bucket of water dumped on you, except it was cum. SO. MUCH. CUM." Kat was animated now. As the girls continued their explanation of how much cum ol' Marc had donated, Charles was reaching his finish with Jessica. Her back up against a wall now, literally, Charles pushed deeper and deeper to her moans of approval, soon shooting his load inside her - Jessica kissed him deeply as he did, their bodies wrapped in each other. "That's nothing, girls." Christina Hendricks piped in. Dressed in a tight one piece, with a sarong around her curvy waist. "Have any of you had the chance to meet Lou? I know Charlotte has..." "You know Lou??" Charlotte McKinney, having forgot how mad she was until now, was back at full volume, "That's the guy who I was complaining about!" "I'm guessing he did with you what he always does...you can't say you were complaining then though! I bet you liked Lou's attention at the time," Christina spoke with a grin. Standing and making her way around the bar, Christina simply grabbed Charles' cock as she continued her story. "Well, Lou is a bit of a class act at times. The guy is all about costumes and period pieces and all that - but do you want to guess what he liked emphasized? What character did he dress you up as?" "The southern belle! He had this hoop dress that I had to spend half a day getting into, tightening the corset and putting on all the layers!" "Hah, he still likes the southern theme, huh? He gave me this Victorian-style hoop gown, with what was definitely a historically inaccurate amount of cleavage." Christina replied as she slowly massaged Chuck. "I thought it was going to be a really nice night!" Charlotte continued, "I mean, he took me to that big ball last night, and I figured it would be a nice night of us dancing and fondling each other on the dance floor. Good, wholesome stuff! I mean, even if we didn't do the wholesome route, a little more appreciation for the work would have been appreciated." "What happened?" Kate asked, hardly taking her eyes off of Charles as he gripped the bar trying to hold off on cumming from Christina's touch - these stories had taken their toll, and Charles felt like he was already on the edge of cumming, even though Christina was only lightly stroking as she listened to Charlotte. "But after the dance, which was romantic as FUCK," Charlotte apparently cussed a bit with half a long island iced tea under her belt, "He almost immediately stuck his tongue down my throat! Which was fine - I love a good frenching, but that was the end of foreplay for him; he pushed me to my knees right there on the dance floor! All the other classy-looking couples were watching...gossiping...mmm" Charlotte had turned herself on apparently, as she slowly starting to massage her pussy through the sheer fabric of her white bikini bottom. "Then he...well, it doesn't sound as bad now that I'm thinking of it again...but then he pulled out his cock; decent-sized, I'd say! And he crammed it into my cleavage! I didn't even have my tits out - the corset was so my tits looked like bubbles, and the exposed cleavage was probably digger than most girls' tits entirely!" "Personally, I liked when he did that to me..." Christina added; Marc was nothing but predictable, Christina thought to herself, secretly hoping he would call her up again soon. "The guy barely lasted a minute though!" Charlotte added, making Christina slightly jealous. "He just kept moaning about how gorgeous I was, and how he loved my tits yadda yadda yadda...and then he let out a load I did NOT expect for how quick he was. It sounds a lot like your guys' friend," she said, gesturing to Kat and Kate, "Luckily I got most of it in my mouth when I could tell he was almost done, but I still had a trail leading from my chin to between my tits! There was a literal pool of cum floating on top of my tits that night!" "I take it he left after that too?" Christina asked, silently wondering what she could do to get the same reaction from old Marc. "HARDLY. He made me walk around the party with him for the better part of an hour, balancing the cum between my tits so I could show off to his friends! And I didn't even get to fuck any of them! It was like 'Oh, here's the girl I just tit-fucked right in front of you, did you see?' The old guy was just showing off at that point! Although it was fun being paraded around like that..." "Really changing your tune..." Christina's tone had changed, now jealous from Charlotte's results with Marc, working Charles' cock more vigorously in response. Thinking on his feet, Charles decided to help her ego for a moment, and put her to her knees. Christina's cleavage was Charles' target - emulating this "Marc's" strategy, Charles wanted to prove to Christina how potent her tits still were. Within a minute after starting to fuck her massive tits, already at the end of his rope, Charles yelled as he let what felt like the biggest load of his life all over her face and cleavage. "Charlotte - can you help clean her up?" Charles added, noticing how Charlotte seemed almost mesmerized by the redhead suddenly, as Christina stood, holding her tits so that her own pool of cum formed in her ample cleavage. Charles was pretty proud of himself that day, especially when Charlotte followed his instructions and began lapping cum from Christina's chest; Christina ignored that and just embraced the blonde, and the two began making out on the bar in front of Charles. The rest of the room happily watched on as Charlotte erotically cleaned every drop of cum from Christina's body. Their massive breasts pressed together, their long locks intermingling as a mass of yellow and red, was a sight for the ages. Not long after that lovely afternoon on the beach, Charles had a new roommate, when Geri moved to another guest's room - Charlotte and Christina were quick to fill the vacancy, and Charles bed, and he was quick to fill them at every possible chance.