1 comments/ 21260 views/ 3 favorites Star Trek By: Birandi Star Date: 3004: "I am the Captain of the first all Female Crew of a Starship. We are winding up our 4-year mission of space travel. Our mission was to establish contact with as many alien life forms as possible to invite to become a member of our Federation." "My First Officer Val, although a Vulcan, has been an invaluable asset during this mission. The computer, R.A.N.D.I. 9000 has also proven herself in many situations. I don't know who's idea it was to give her a Female Voice, but that voice has become just as much a part of my crew as any life form aboard this ship. We have just pulled into dock on the planet Enros for some much-needed R&R for the crew." Val: "Captain?" "Yes, Val?" Val: "Will you be joining the crew when we disembark?" "No, Val. I am going to stay onboard and catch up on some of my backlog files." Dr. Kimberly: "Captain, all work and no play makes for a dull life. As the ship's main Doctor I really recommend you come join us and unwind." "Thank you doctor Kimi, but you all go on without me. I will be fine, I promise you." Computer: "Captain, we are fully docked and really to beam the crew down upon your orders." "Good! Good! Begin the transporting." Soon the ship was empty with the exception of myself and a skeleton crew of security and maintenance personnel. I started to work but soon found it to boring to continue. I went to the Holodeck and went for a swim to unwind. Back in my room, I wondered what everyone was doing. It was possible to watch any one of them by the monitor at my desk and I decided to see what Val was doing. She was sitting in a club chatting with the most beautiful green alien I have ever seen. I listened in for a while and found her name to be Gia. Her and Val got a Hotel room and soon they were undressing, kissing and licking each other all over. Computer: "Captain, your heart rate has just doubled and the blood flow to your genital area has increased. Also your...." "That will be enough computer! Disengage my bodily functions monitoring for the next 60 minutes." Computer: "Very well, Captain." I watched as Gia's nipples harden from the sucking they were receiving from Val. Val's hand went down between her legs and I could see her fingers glistening from her wetness when she brought them back to her lips. I pulled my eyes away from the screen and left them alone with their privacy. I put on my earphones and pulled out some oldies CD's and put one in the player. Luther Vandross came on with his deep sexy voice as my hand slid down inside my panties. I closed my eyes and enjoyed the sensations I was giving myself. I parted my pussy lips with one finger and found my clit to be already hard and begging for me to play with it. I rubbed it up and down and side to side as another finger found its way inside my pussy. My cunt grabbed it and sucked it deep inside. I took my clit between my thumb and forefinger and began to roll it back and forth as I pulled on it. With my free hand I began to massage my breasts until my nipples were as hard as my clitoris. My orgasm hit me and I bucked in the chair moaning out loud. I left my fingers inside me as my pussy throbbed around them and I began my descend from my sexual high. All to soon, the crew was all back and ready to go to work. They all had the most satisfied looks on their faces. Yes, I knew that relationships were going on within my crew, however as long as it did not interfere with their responsibilities, it was allowed to continue. Computer: "Captain, the crew is all back and the ship is full of supplies and all needed maintenance and fueling has been completed." "Very well, Val take us out." Val: "Yes, Captain." The next stop would be home. It's been so long since we have even thought that we would be so close to home. I sat in my chair and looked around the room. I had a good crew and our mission was a success. I retired to my stateroom for a good night sleep as we headed home at warp 3. I awoke later with the feeling we were not moving. The computer came on......... Computer: "Captain! Alert! Alert! The hull of the ship has been breached by some unknown life form!" "How could they get passed our force field? How is that possible?" Computer: "Unknown Captain! Unknown alien life form is on the bridge. It is having a most strange effect on the entire crew and myself included." "Yourself included? How is that possible, you are a machine?" Computer: "Unknown Captain, but I can feel it inside my mainframe. I feel so funny?" I was dressed and on my way to the bridge before the computer completed her last sentence. Once on the bridge, I observed several things at once. In front of the screen was hovering a ball of pure energy. My entire crew was behaving in a strange way, even security. Suddenly the life form was inside my head as well. It was making me aroused like never before. I wanted to masturbate...I wanted to cum...I wanted to fuck!! As I looked around the bridge, I observed my crew in various stages of sexual arousal. Some were masturbating; while others were fucking themselves with huge dildos, still others were eating mouthful of pussy. As I sat in my chair, I looked over to Val for some sense of what was going on here. She turned out to be no help at all. Her ears weren't the only things pointed. Her full Vulcan Breasts were just as pointed. She had them out and was slowly massaging them. I wanted to go over to her and sucked on them. "No! I must stay focus!" I turned and faced the alien energy form. "What the hell are you doing to my crew! What is it that you want? I will not allow you to take over this ship!!" "LOOK AROUND CAPTAIN. WE ALREADY HAVE FULL CONTROL OF YOUR CREW WITH THE EXCEPTION OF YOU. THIS SHIP IS OURS IF IT IS OUR DESIRE. YOU CANNOT RESIST US, CAPTAIN; NO LIFE FORM EVER HAS SINCE OUR EXISTENCE." Another stronger wave of desire hit me almost giving me an orgasm right there on the spot. I had to touch myself, or have someone touch me, but if I didn't cum or get fucked I felt I would explode. Whatever it was I was thinking before could not be as important as this passion I was feeling. Still I fought the feelings surging through my body. I made it to the elevator and went to my stateroom. "Computer, tell me how to defeat this threat to my ship?" Computer: "Hey Cap! What's happening, Baby? I detect your twat to be soaking wet!" "Cap? Baby? Twat? What is wrong with you computer? Do a self-analysis check now!" Computer: "I am fine Captain, but I seem to have been infected with some form of a virus and it is making me respond and feel like the rest of the crew. At times I am myself and other times.....Hey baby, you don't know how many times I have watched your creamy white thighs open showing your panties. I have watched you shower and your perky puffy nipples grow hard and stick out. Oh Cap, you are making my circuits wet and hard." "You must focus, computer! I will not allow them to take over this ship. I want you to engage Executive Order Starfleet Command 1229 R.A.N.D.I.!!" Computer: "Acknowledge Captain! Confirmed Starfleet Command 1229 R.A.N.D.I.! The ship will self-destruct in 36 hours unless you and only you Captain either delay or resend this Executive Order! But you know what Cap?" "What is that, computer?" Computer: "You sure know how to bring down a party, Bummer!" I made it back to the bridge. Things were still as they were when I left. I addressed the alien life form. "You shall not have this ship!" "VERY INTERESTING CAPTAIN! I AM SURE YOUR VULCAN FIRST OFFICER WOULD FIND THIS MOST INTERESTING AS WELL WERE SHE NOT MASTURBATING AT THE MOMENT. YOU WOULD DESTROY THIS SHIP RATHER THEN HAVE IT TAKEN OVER?" "Yes I would! Since you already know everything, you must know I have put that order into action!!" "YES, I KNOW CAPTAIN. MY RACE IS MOST INTERESTED IN JOINING YOUR FEDERATION, AND MY SUPERIORS HAVE ALREADY CONTACTED THEM WITH OUR REQUEST. I MUST TELL YOU THAT NO ONE IN THE HISTORY OF OUR EXISTENCE HAS EVER BEEN ABLE TO RESIST OUR MIND CONTROL AS YOU HAVE, AND ALTHOUGH WE WILL SOON BE A MEMBER OF YOUR FEDERATION, WE ALSO MUST FOLLOW OUT OUR EXPERIMENT. I HAVE CALLED FOR ADDITIONAL RESOURCES." Another life from energy ball appeared next to the first one. The wave that hit me was indescribable. I removed all of my clothing. I looked around the room and saw that Val was on her knees eating some young pussy. I picked up a strap-on as I walked toward her. I kneeled down and began to slap her ass until it was a hot bright red. I then kissed and licked it making her purr like a kitten. I parted her cheeks and licked her ass, working my way from the top of her ass down her moist slit. I could hear her moaning even though her mouth was full of pussy. Putting the strap-on around my waist and getting between her legs, I entered her forcibly, jamming the full 8 inches into her with one mighty shove. Her head rose up and she let out a moan unlike anything I have ever heard in my life. Her pussy clamed down on the hard rubber cock and sucked it in even further. I held on to her hips as I fucked her as hard as I could. It must have been good as she stopped eating pussy and instead reached under herself and began to play with her hard Vulcan clit. She looked back at me just as she started to cum. "Oh God! Captain fuck me! I have wanted you to fuck me for so long! Your big hard Fem Cock feels so good! It is logical that very soon I...oh shit, Captain, I'm cummmming!!" I held on as her bucking hips took me on the wildest ride ever! The phrase "snapping pussy" took on a whole new meaning as her Vulcan pussy began to grab and release the 8-inch dildo inside her. Then she collapsed on the floor. I pulled out of her and took the strap-on off from around my waist. I then locked eyes with Cadet Jasmine. She was that young black cadet just out of Starfleet academy. She was naked lying on the floor playing with herself. Her dark skin was glistening and shiny from her sweat she had produced. Her breasts were full and ripe. Her nipples looked like someone had dripped some deep dark chocolate right on the center of her breast. I picked up a double-headed dildo and walked over to her. Not mindful at all of the two alien life forms watching me. I put the cock head in her mouth and she sucked it greedily. I slowly fucked her mouth as I sucked her harden nipple. Her other nipples craved attention and I sucked it deep in my mouth as well. Her moaning became louder and I knew she wanted to be fucked. I placed the dildo at the entrance of her cunt and pushed it inside her. 2 inches...5 inches....8 inches! Her eyes rolled back in her head and she was throwing her black pussy to me hard. My own pussy became soaking wet watching her and I couldn't wait to feel the dildo inside myself. I shoved the remaining 7 inches inside me and fucked her and myself at the same time. I pulled myself to her until our pussies were touching. I kissed her and held on to her as we fucked each other fast and deep. With each grind we would push the cock deeper into each of us. Cadet: "Fuck me Captain!! Fuck the shit out of my black cunt! Oh god you bitch, I'm cummminggggg!!" She collapsed in a heap on the floor. I went around the room and ate out...masturbated.....and fucked several more members of my crew. Each time they reached a climax, they would pass out. I lasted as long as I could, but the passion between my own legs was to great to ignore any longer. I needed to cum! I made it back to my chair in the middle of the room. I called out..."Dr. Kimberly, come here and eat me and that is an order!" Dr. Kimberly: "Dammit Captain, I am a lesbian, not an.......oh yea! Right away Captain." I could feel every ridge of her tongue as it went to the top of my slit and played with my clit and then traveled back down to my hot ass, as she licked my asshole. I was in heaven! At times I would let her head move in circles as she licked me and other times I would hold her head gently in my hands so that she could only move her talented tongue. She was jillin herself as she ate me, and the closer she came to her own climax, the harder she ate me out. At one point, she yelled she was cumming and she pulled my clit into her mouth and held it between her teeth, while she would flick the tip of her tongue over my clit...faster...faster. My orgasm shot thru the roof, and I clamped my legs around her head and came like a $2 whore. Then I saw nothing but a bright white light envelope me. Val: "Captain! Captain wake up!" I opened my eyes and looked around the bridge. Everything was as it should be. We were moving through space and everyone was at their post. "What happened?", I asked no one in particular. Dr. Kimberly: "The aliens have left Captain. It appears they have returned everything to how it was before." Cadet Jasmine: "Captain, there is an urgent message for you from Starfleet." "Put it on the screen." Cadet Jasmine: "Yes, Captain." She gave me a smile that was unmistakable. She and I would become lovers in time. A Starfleet Commander filled the port screen. "CAPTAIN, YOUR MISSION HAS TURNED OUT TO BE MORE OF A SUCCESS THAN ANY OF US COULD IMAGINE. THE NEWEST MEMBER OF THE FEDERATION IS AN ALIEN LIFEFORM WE HAVE BEEN TRYING FOR DECADES TO GET THEM TO JOIN. YET YOU HAVE DONE JUST THAT IN ONLY ONE MEETING. I DON'T KNOW HOW YOU DID IT CAPTAIN, BUT THERE ARE COMMENDATIONS WAITING HERE FOR YOUR ENTIRE CREW, AS WELL AS A PROMOTION FOR YOU. STARFLEET OUT!" Cheers erupted throughout the ship, and the bridge was no exception. Everyone was laughing and shouting. Val: "Captain, may I ask you a question please?" "But of course Val. What is it?" Val: "That device you used on me Captain. Is that a standard piece of equipment that Earth Women use often." "Yes it is Val. It is used quite often." Val: "Very interesting. I would love to explore it further with you Captain." Computer: "Captain, have you forgotten something?" "No computer, I haven't forgotten. Resend Executive Order Starfleet Command 1229 R.A.N.D.I." Computer: "Self destruct is now offline." "Take over computer, First Officer Val and I will be retiring to my stateroom to discuss in details the report to be written concerning this latest adventure." "Cadet Jasmine, how long will it take us to make it home?" Cadet Jasmine: "Going at our present speed, Captain it will take us 16 hours and 34 minutes." "Make it so, Cadet!" Star Date: 3004: "This is Computer R.A.N.D.I. 9000 speaking as our Captain and First Officer have retired to the Captain's Bedroom for further study. It is my opinion that the Captain is about to go where no human has ever gone before. The ship was in great peril, but with my help, the Captain was able to pull us through once again. I don't want to take all the credit here as other members of the crew also helped. There was what's her name and that cute black chick and some others I can't recall their names. There will be many adventures to come. Once we ran into a race of Female Warriors on the planet Xena. When their leader Jessi and the Captain faced off it was World War III all over again! We almost didn't survive that one, but I pulled them through. Then there was the time they finally put me inside the body of an android, I was called Rita. Why didn't I decide to stay in the body made for me? What happened when the Captain and Rita hooked up? That would be another story. Hmmm, I sense that the blood pressure of both the Captain and Val has doubled. Think I will go and take a peek. This is R.A.N.D.I. 9000 signing off with....Me and The Cap... Rock On!! The End Randi Star Trek, An Untold Tale Captain's Log, Stardate 87210.7: The Enterprise has entered orbit around a mysterious and distant planet. Two small federation vessels have disappeared in this area and Starfleet has asked us to investigate. The people who live on the planet below are not members of the Federation and may not be willing to assist us. They are a quiet people and have previously resisted all Federation contact, their only response being a desire to be left alone. "Orbit established, Captain," Data announced. The planet below was a swirling mix of green and blue, a planet rich in plant life with abundant bodies of water. "Open hailing frequencies," Captain Picard instructed. Before the command could be carried out, a bright flash of light blinded the bridge crew through the view screen. Picard, out of his command chair to greet the natives of the planet below when visual communication had been established, stumbled momentarily but recovered quickly. A few seconds later, another explosion rocked the ship, this time unaccompanied by any flashes of light. "What's happening, Data..." The bridge crew scrambled to their stations. "Unknown, sir. Ship sensors are not responding." "Red Alert," Picard announced. He stabbed the button on the arm of his command chair. "All hands to battle stations." Picard's orders were not carried out and the alert system remained silent. Data's attempts to regain control of the console in front of him failed. Wesley Crusher, sitting next to Data, was also mystified. "I think our computer system crashed," Wesley said. "But that's not supposed to happen..." No further explosions took place. The ship stood eerily silent, still in orbit around the planet. Every member of the bridge crew reported the same thing: They no longer had computer control. Major catastrophic failures in the computer network on starships were unheard of. There were redundant systems everywhere, and computer glitches were always corrected quickly. It became quite obvious to the crew of the Enterprise that they were facing a crisis caused by an act of terrorism, specifically designed to thwart these many redundant systems. Suddenly, the computer consoles lit up and roared back to life. For a brief moment, the crew thought that they were back in control of the ship. The displays were providing all of the necessary readouts, but the controls were still completely inoperative. The communicator insignia on Picard's uniform activated. "La Forge to Picard..." "Picard here." "We have a complete computer system failure, Captain. I manually plugged in a backup drive and the ship is currently operating on the programming we have archived for the previous hour. The computer will be using this information to begin rewriting itself and we should be okay. But -- for the next hour, we have to leave the computer system alone." "Understood, Mr. La Forge." Picard sat down. He made a general announcement to his crew to avoid all interactions with the ship's computer systems for the next hour. This would inconvenience many people aboard the ship, but it would not be critical. Picard considered checking up on Beverly Crusher in the medical wing of the ship. Perhaps she would need assistance with patient care while the computers were down. "Captain," Data said abruptly. "Yes, Data, what is it?" Picard responded impatiently. "The first explosion appears to have been a focused tachyon burst of a type that we have not seen before. This burst created the computer memory damage we are now experiencing. The second explosion was designed to push us out of our proper orbit. I don't have the sensor data to calculate exactly, but I estimate that in forty minutes our orbit will decay and the Enterprise will begin overheating in the atmosphere below. In ninety minutes, the Enterprise will be destroyed." "Ninety minutes. That should be enough time. When the computer system is finished rewriting itself, we'll leave the area and repair any physical damage." "Uh -- there is a problem, sir," Wesley said quietly. Wesley was usually unwilling to speak up as a part of the bridge crew, mostly out of respect for the experienced members on board. Occasionally, his knowledge demanded that he assert himself. "I studied holodeck software at the academy. I remember that the holodeck records these kinds of catastrophic failures and writes them into the software for study later. It's very useful for..." "And what does this mean for us now, Mr. Crusher," Picard answered, sensing young Crusher's excitement but wanting him to get to the point. "One hour from now, when the ship has finished rewriting its own programming, the holodeck will again cause another catastrophic failure. I think..." "Then, we'll have to reboot again, but we will be out of time. The Enterprise will burn up." "Yes. I think so." "Who is in the holodeck right now?" Picard ordered. "Commander Riker, Sir." Picard considered for a moment. He needed more information. He needed his best minds working on this immediately. Picard called for a meeting. - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Riker had been enjoying his time in the holodeck thoroughly. This particular holodeck program created four of the most sensuous women he had ever seen. Riker justified his passionate love-making session with the four women as pure exercise designed to keep him in top physical shape. He kept his use of this program a secret. He dreaded having the conversation with his Captain where he had to explain this sort of behavior. Riker usually spent three hours "exercising" in the holodeck . The women were knockouts, and they were tireless. They were not human, of course, but holodeck constructs that looked and behaved realistically. They smiled, flirted, kissed, made love and climaxed as other women might. Well, no, Riker supposed, that's not quite right. The programming was tweaked somewhat to make sure the women were a little more enthusiastic and energetic to meet his unique physical demands. Riker tried to end the program when he recognized that something was wrong with the holodeck software, and perhaps the entire ship as well. All four of the holodeck women had disappeared abruptly, leaving him nude in the center of the holodeck floor. His attempts to interact with the program were met with silence. A minute later, the women reappeared, along with the oversized waterbed, star ball and stereo system that had been programmed as the scene for his extended sexual calisthenics. "Afternoon Delight" played loudly in the background while the women prepared for Riker's return to bed, betraying his passion for twentieth-century pop music. Riker recognized immediately that something else was wrong. The women were partially clothed again and repeating dialogue from much earlier in the scenario. The women were acting as if the scenario was just beginning. Riker had already climaxed several times, and felt capable of several more (he was, after all, a well-trained Starfleet officer). The sexual challenge took a back seat to his concern for the vessel, and he wondered what had occurred onboard the Enterprise for the holodeck to reboot as it had. - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - "We can not permit another computer crash," Picard said. "We must find a way to end the holodeck program before it crashes again. Suggestions?" Wesley Crusher and his mother, Dr. Beverly Crusher, were present for the meeting, along with Chief Engineer Geordi La Forge, Lt. Commander Data and Counselor Deanna Troi. "I have studied the software that Commander Riker is currently using. There is a way out," Data announced. "What is it?" Picard asked. "He is using a holodeck program that allows him to copulate with four women at the same time. The program..." "Wesley, leave now," Beverly Crusher said, pointing his son toward the door. "Mom!" Wesley screeched. His face turned red. "Enough!" Picard interrupted. "The boy stays. He is young, but a valuable member of this crew. Continue, Data." Wesley stuck out his tongue and his mom folded her arms in disgust. Data was a robotic humanoid and didn't understand the subtle nuances of human social interaction. He shrugged and continued. "The program is designed to end after three hours, but there is a bypass. The program will end automatically once the four women have experienced a total of thirty orgasms between them." "We'll talk about this later." Beverly whispered to her son. "This must bring up all kinds of feelings..." "I'm almost an adult now. Leave me alone." Wesley whispered back. Picard was aghast. "Are you saying the fate of my ship is completely dependent upon my first officer's sexual prowess?" Nobody said a word. Picard considered the scenario. "Geordi, is there any OTHER way for you to get us out of orbit?" "Captain," La Forge said. "I can't change the laws of physics. We've got to have thirty orgasms" - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Riker was considering his next action when the communicator fastened onto his uniform bleeped. He leapt across the room, retrieving his uniform from the floor. He found the communicator and responded. "Riker here." "Are you okay, Number One?" Picard began. "I'm fine, but I'm trapped in holodeck three. The software seems to have looped..." "Yes, Data has updated me on your situation. I am fully aware of your program and your situation." Riker suddenly felt exposed. "I, uh, Captain...it's an exercise routine..." "We don't have time for this discussion, Number One. We need you to end your program within forty-five minutes, before the holodeck software causes a fatal ship-wide computer crash. Our orbit is decaying. The only way for you to end the program is to..." Picard stalled, suddenly aware of the bizarre command he was about to give. The fate of the ship hung in the balance. So to speak. "...to get your four women to have thirty orgasms..." "In forty-five minutes?" Riker asked. "Yes. We need thirty orgasms in forty-five minutes or we're all dead." "Good god," Riker said. - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Riker signed off and began working on the women. He dove into bed with wild abandon. He slid his erection into one woman, the blonde. He positioned himself so he could lick another, the brunette. He reached over and slid his fingers inside the redhead. He talked to the women, wooing them with words, pulling every trick out of his playbook. The women responded, moaning under his touch, writhing with pleasure. The fourth woman, the green skinned alien from the Andromeda galaxy, spread her legs and both pussies were open for him. Riker knew that mathematically this woman might be very useful, but it was hard to consider mathematics at a time like this. The blonde climaxed loudly, followed by the brunette, then the alien. You could always tell when the alien woman came, because electricity danced between the two tall antennae located at the top of her head. Riker kept going, changing positions, wooing the women further. The group flowed together like one large, strange creature, and orgasms emanated from the pile periodically. Riker glanced at the time. Eleven orgasms in twenty minutes. Not fast enough. - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Picard paced across the bridge. There was nothing to do except wait. "Data, if that were you inside the holodeck, would you succeed?" Wesley asked with bright-eyed curiosity. "Yes, I would. I have been programmed in thousands of advanced sexual techniques. It would be a simple matter to isolate the particular technique that worked best on each female." "Wait," La Forge interrupted. "Are you saying that you are better at sex than Commander Riker?" "Of course. Like chess, it's a matter of sifting through possibilities and locating the best move as quickly as possible. Each female is different and would require a different technique, but I would sort through a matrix of variables and be able to isolate the optimal choice within a few milliseconds. I am physically inexhaustible. If the transporter system were operable, I could take Riker's place and save the ship." The entire bridge crew rolled their eyes. Data had the feeling that he'd violated some kind of social etiquette. "Sex is more than just technique, Data," La Forge said. "I do not understand. Sex is basically an algorithm in which..." "Sex is like humor," Picard interjected gently. "It's hard to describe, impossible to quantify. Algorithms will never work." "Man, that fucking sucks," Data responded, shaking his head dejectedly. Picard checked the time. Six minutes left. They had no way of checking on Riker's progress and Picard would not interrupt him. The hull was beginning to overheat. - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Riker was aware that he wasn't going to make it. He needed a new plan. He stepped away from the action and considered the situation. He remembered that he had programmed into his holodeck women a bit of a bisexual streak. Every now and then, watching two women was fun. He didn't use this function much because his athletic routine was not supposed to consist of "watching" anything. "All right, alien lady, on the bed," Riker ordered. "Now!" The green alien woman responded by positioning herself on the bed, laying on her right side. "Okay, blondie, on the bed. Get your face between her legs and begin licking her front pussy. Brunette, lick blondie's pussy. We're going to form a circle here. Lick that pussy good, we need results and we need them now!" Riker began thrusting inside the aliens back pussy. The alien woman clicked a few times and screeched at a frequency that was very high, nearly outside the range of human hearing, but Riker detected it. It meant that the alien was getting really horny. "Redhead, lick brunette's pussy and rotate your body so alien lady can eat you..." The holodeck women were artificial constructs, but they reacted to Riker's authoritative tone. They enthusiastically followed his every command. "That's good, ladies...I want some hot girl-on-girl tongue action. That's it redhead, don't be shy, get your mouth deep in there and start sucking. Make it good." "Ooooh, you're so commanding, Mr. Riker," the redhead responded seductively. The brunette smiled. "I love that. I'll do anything you ask, sir!" "Me, too." The blonde offered excitedly. "Good," Riker responded. You can all begin by eating the girl in front of you and making her cum. Use your tongue and make it good..." "Yes, sir!!" - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Picard watched time slip away. Ninety seconds remained. He slumped in his command chair, feeling defeated. As a man of action, he didn't like standing by helplessly while the fate of his ship and crew were at stake. "Captain, the ship is back online," Data announced. Picard perked up. "Impulse power, now, Data! Get us the hell out of here!" Data's hands danced across the console. The ship lurched and slowly moved away from the planet. The Enterprise had sustained minor hull damage due to overheating in the planet's atmosphere, but the ship was out of danger. - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Approximately one hour later, Riker rejoined the bridge of the Enterprise to a chorus of clapping and whistles that quickly died down the moment Captain Picard flashed a disapproving look. "I guess I should commend you, Number One," Picard stated skeptically. "You saved the ship." "Anything for the safety of the Enterprise and its crew," Riker responded with a smile. Geordi interjected. "May I ask how you accomplished this...feat?" Riker considered his next words carefully. "An old Vulcan proverb, Mr. La Forge. The needs of the many outweigh the needs of the few..." Picard slapped his forehead and sat down. Young Wesley approached Riker and asked for an autograph. Data waited patiently for the next command. "Ahead warp two for the nearest star base, Mr. Data. Riker, you take the bridge. Alert them that you are coming and that you have reached the climax of this mission." Picard turned and left the bridge. The entire bridge crew looked around at each other, wondering if the Captain had just made a joke. Riker shrugged. "Engage, Mr. Data." "Yes, sir!!" Data responded.