1 comments/ 9009 views/ 2 favorites On The Holodeck By: redarchitect Chief engineer's log, stardate 64328.4. While performing routine maintenance on the holodeck subprocessors, I noticed something was amiss: someone had tampered with the security protocols. Although, strictly speaking, this is the responsibility of the security department, the nature of the modifications that were made makes me suspect that Lieutenant Poulson, my deputy, is involved. He's a good engineer and a good man, but a bit shy when it comes to women. Before I bring this to the attention of ship's head of security, I think I'll give Poulson a little lesson about the whys of Starfleet Protocol... Chapter 1 Burton "...so I'm afraid it looks like Jenny made a mistake when she was calibrating the Heisenberg compensators yesterday. We'll probably have to do it all over again." "Jenny? " "Eh, sorry—Ensign Doyle," Poulson said, blushing. It was a little dance the two of us had been going through for a while already. I knew he was smitten with her; but he refused to acknowledge it to anyone. I used to believe he wouldn't even acknowledge it to himself; but if my suspicions are correct, I may have to revise that belief. "Oh, right," I said, suppressing a grin. I had to give it to him; Jennifer Doyle is a very nice girl. Blond, shoulder-length hair that she prefers to wear in a ponytail; a figure consisting of just that right amount of body fat; and breasts to die for. She's bit short, but it actually looked good on her; and she didn't seem to be bothered by it at all. If I hadn't been happily married for the past 15 years, who knows? "Also, I think I should have a word with her. I don't think we should let this kind of error go unnoticed, because..." "That's okay, Barry, I'll take care of that..." "No, don't worry sir, It's not..." "I said I'll take care of it, Lieutenant Poulson," I said somewhat sternly, and sighed inwardly. This is exactly why officers shouldn't get involved with their subordinates. To his credit, he was trying to avoid it; but anyone who knew him a little could tell what was going on. The predictable result was that he was now trying to compensate for his feelings—whether consciously or subconsciously, I don't know—by being very strict for her, giving her a pretty hard time. The little girl deserved better, and she had, rightly, been complaining to me about it. "Yes sir. Sorry sir." "That's okay. Anything else? " "No sir, I believe that's it." "Okay, thanks then," I said, as we both stood up and left my office. "So, Barry. Any plans for tonight? " "Not really, no," he said, thoughtfully. "Why, you have any suggestions? " "Well, you could go to the mess, talk to the girl behind the bar. I heard she really likes you." "You heard that, did you? " he said, the sarcasm drooping from his voice. We both knew she hated his guts. "Yeah. Especially after what happened last night. What happened last night? " "You don't want to know that, Leo." "Actually I do, Barry." He looked at me from the side, as we were nearing the turbolift. "If you say so. I was having a conversation," he fired off, "with some of the usual flailing of my arms, and she..." "Right, I've seen that before." "You want to hear this story or not? " "Sorry. Go on." "So she passed behind my back, and I hadn't noticed her. Just as she turned left to go to the table by our right, my right arm hit her plate. It contained two coffees, a raktajino, and a tea. She got them all catapulted squarely into her face." "Awtch." "So I think I'll pass on the bar tonight." "Yeah. Doc told me she had second-degree burns." "Second...She's going to be fine, right? " "She is fine. But yeah, you might want to stay out of her way." "See? Besides, I actually have a holodeck booked in about an hour. I was thinking of going to Venice tonight." "Venice? Sounds nice. You have a good time, Barry" "Thanks. You have a good shift, Leo." The turbolift doors closed, and he was gone. "Venice, my ass." I muttered. "Computer, run program Burton-47" "Authentication required." "Burton alpha 3 9" "Voice recognition positive. Authentication accepted. Program started." "There," I thought, as I entered main engineering. "Now let's see where Ensign Doyle is." I didn't have to look very far. She was right there, working on one of the consoles. "Ensign Doyle, do you have a minute? " "Right away, sir! " She finished up whatever it was she was doing, and darted towards me. "Sir? " "Ensign. Lieutenant Poulson just told me something went wrong with your calibrations on the Heisenberg compensators last night. What's that about? " "I was actually just working on that, sir. It looks like your pre-calibration measurements were a bit off." Well, duh. "Oh? " "Yes, sir. But I think I found the error: it looks like you made a mistake when copying the data from the sensor into the databanks. I'm correcting it now, sir." "I see. Well, if that's the case, then I'm sorry about that. But I'd like you to run a simulation in the holodeck before you do it on the actual system, just to be sure. We can't afford another awry calibration; the ship needs its transporters." "I don't think that'll be necessary, sir, I mean..." "I insist, ensign." Gee, that was the whole point. Chapter 2 Poulson "...so I'm afraid it looks like Jenny made a mistake when she was calibrating the Heisenberg compensators yesterday. We'll probably have to do it all over again." "Jenny? " Damn! "Eh, sorry—Ensign Doyle," I blurted. I might even have been blushing. Damn! I really, really like the girl, but Starfleet protocol is very strict on what is and isn't allowed. I couldn't give Commander Burton the impression that I was favoring her. "Oh, right," he said. But there was that little something in his voice...I had to act, quickly. "Also, I think I should have a word with her. I don't think we should let this kind of error go unnoticed, because..." "That's okay, Barry, I'll take care of that..." "No, don't worry sir, It's not..." "I said I'll take care of it, Lieutenant Poulson," he said, and sounded a bit agitated. Well, I didn't want to tick him off. "Yes sir. Sorry sir." But now I'd sent the Commander on Jenny's back. Damn. I didn't mean for that to happen. "That's okay. Anything else? " "No sir, I believe that's it." "Okay, thanks then," he said, as we both stood up and left his office. I could almost guess his next question. "So, Barry. Any plans for tonight? " Bingo. Leo Burton is a nice guy and a good commanding officer, but he can be so predictable sometimes. "Not really, no," I said, lowering my voice somewhat. "Why, you have any suggestions? " "Well, you could go to the mess, talk to the girl behind the bar. I heard she really likes you." Oh man, did he really have to bring that up? "You heard that, did you? " I said, sarcastically. I'm sure he knew better than that. "Yeah. Especially after what happened last night. What happened last night? " Oh God, please no. I didn't want to talk about that incident. "You don't want to know that, Leo." "Actually I do, Barry." I leered at him, and decided that pretending disinterest was probably going to be the best way to get him off my back. "If you say so," I said, trying to sound as blandly as possible. "I was having a conversation, with some of the usual flailing of my arms, and she..." "Right, I've seen that before." I gave him the look. "You want to hear this story or not? " "Sorry. Go on." "So she passed behind my back, and I hadn't noticed her. Just as she turned left to go to the table by our right, my right arm hit her plate. It contained two coffees, a raktajino, and a tea. She got them all catapulted squarely into her face." "Awtch." Good, he bought it. Looks like I'm a better liar than I thought. Truth is, the bitch had had one of her fits again. Against Jenny, of all people. I first wanted to berate her for that, but then realized that I couldn't seem to be favorable to Jenny. It was a bit evil of me to do what I did, but I'd had my vengeance. "So I think I'll pass on the bar tonight." "Yeah. Doc told me she had second-degree burns." "Second...She's going to be fine, right? " Oh my, it didn't have to be that bad. "She is fine. But yeah, you might want to stay out of her way." That's a relief. "See? Besides, I actually have a holodeck booked in about an hour. I was thinking of going to Venice tonight." "Venice? Sounds nice. You have a good time, Barry" "Thanks. You have a good shift, Leo." As the turbolift's doors closed, I found myself relaxing from a stress that I hadn't realized I was feeling, and I made my way towards my quarters. Yes, I had a holodeck booked, but I had no intention of going to Venice. I had a different fantasy to play out. Strictly speaking, what I was about to do wasn't allowed, but it was better than the alternative. And as long as nobody ever needed to do maintenance on the holodeck subprocessors, it would remain unnoticed. I'd just have to make sure to take care of those myself for the foreseeable future. After dinner, I entered holodeck 2, and made sure the doors were sealed behind me. "Computer, start Holodeck program Poulson Gamma-4" "Program uses personnel physical and psychological templates. Department head's authentication required to continue." "Computer, engage program Poulson Pi-Delta." I waited, as the holodeck subprocessors kicked in, and my little security override went into action. I'd discovered a while back, quite by accident, that if you drop the voltage going from the subprocessors to the holodeck emitters at just the right moment, the security subroutines in the main controller could be fooled into thinking whatever you wanted them to believe. In my case, I wanted them to believe that I was, in fact, authorized to do what I was about to do. There was just one minor complication: the timing was very delicate, and any extraneous information being fed to the holodeck sensors could throw it off. I therefore had to stand very, very still. But then, I'd long mastered this now, after doing it so many times. "Authentication received. Program Poulson Gamma-4 starting" Before me, the main engineering level materialized, as did some of the staff. Strictly speaking, the deck was understaffed, but I didn't want to push my luck by using too many personnel templates; eventually this might get noticed. And the only person that really mattered was right there, anyway. "Hi, Jenny" "Hi, Barry" "Are you ready? " "Sorry, I have to finish this Heisenberg recalibration first." Right. Originally, I had tried to do "interesting" things with Jenny on the holodeck, such as visiting nice cities on various planets, or going out to some interesting resort with her; but I found it wasn't very satisfying. Eventually I realized that this was because holo-Jenny didn't experience anything, and therefore didn't have anything to talk about, apart from fawning over me. While having her fawn over me was the whole point of this exercise, having her talk about other things as well would be more fulfilling. So then I changed the program so that she'd be performing some task related to what the real Jenny was doing during her last shift, when I started up the program. It involved another minor protocol violation, but at least this time I didn't have to violate security protocols to do it—as her superior officer, I was supposed to know what she was doing during her shifts. This plan worked marvellously most of the time, though sometimes it meant she would insist on spending most of my booked holodeck time on finishing up some task well into the next shift. It looked like today was going to be one of those days. True to form, the real Jenny was a very dedicated officer, but it meant less quality time with holo-Jenny. The first few times when this happened, I decided to end the program, and call up one of my earlier sightseeing programs. But eventually I found that even working with this holo-Jenny on the holodeck was more satisfying than spending time at some resort with the holo-Jenny of those earlier programs. "Want me to help you out? " "Sure! " Chapter 3 Doyle "Ensign Doyle, do you have a minute? " the voice of Commander Burton sounded from the other end of Engineering. "Right away, sir." This week, I was working Delta shift, and happily so; it meant I would be working under Commander Burton, not Lieutenant Poulson. For whatever reason, Poulson seemed to hate me. Every time I do something, he'll always find something to berate me about. And does he like berating me! Preferably in public. I can't stand it anymore. It's just not fair. Such a difference with his initial reaction when I reported on this ship a few months ago. He was actually checking me out! And the look in his eyes, I thought he was going to soil his pants right there. But no, he turned around and left. And then during my first shift he found this little error in my work, and made a huge fuss about it. Things have been going downhill from there. Thing is, apart from his professional attitude towards me, he's actually a fairly nice guy. And good-looking, too. If he wasn't being such an ass to me, I might actually like him. I finished entering the data, and went over to the commander. "Sir? " "Ensign. Lieutenant Poulson just told me something went wrong with your calibrations on the Heisenberg compensators last night. What's that about? " Oh, that. This wasn't going to be pretty. I braced myself, and said: "I was actually just working on that, sir. It looks like your pre-calibration measurements were a bit off." I prepared myself mentally for my defense; Commander Burton was a man who's very proud of his work. I'd have to come up with some very good arguments to convince him. But, to my surprise, he seemed to believe me immediately. "Oh? " "What? " I thought, "This can't be right. He believes me, just like that? Or maybe he's just testing me? Let's see about that." "Yes, sir. But I think I found the error: it looks like you made a mistake when copying the data from the sensor into the databanks. I'm correcting it now, sir." "I see. Well, if that's the case, then I'm sorry about that. But I'd like you to run a simulation in the holodeck before you do it on the actual system, just to be sure. We can't afford another awry calibration; the ship needs its transporters." Well, duh. Couldn't be that easy. Now he wants me to run a simulation. I don't have time for this, I know I'm right. "I don't think that'll be necessary, sir, I mean..." "I insist, ensign," he said, firmly. Well, I'd just have to bite the bullet then. "Yes, sir, of course. I'm sorry, sir. I won't let you down again." "I'm counting on it. Now, carry on." "Yes, sir." I went back to my calculations, and lost track of time. They weren't too hard, but there was a lot of stuff that I had to double- and even triple-check, so it did take up quite some time. Then, suddenly, the commander came out of his office and walked up to me. "Ensign Doyle. Are you ready yet with those calculations? " "Just about, sir." "Okay. I just found out that holodeck three will be available in a few minutes for an hour or so. After that, it'll be not before tomorrow until you could run that simulation, and I wouldn't like to see that. Think you can make it? " "Certainly, sir. I'll be there in five minutes." "Perfect. Carry on." I finished up my calculations, transferred the data to the holodeck, and then went there myself. But as I fired up the simulation, I was in for a little surprise. "Ah, Ensign Doyle, there you are. I think we should start this calibration by..." "Computer, freeze program." Lieutenant Poulson stopped mid-sentence, as I suspected he would; he was off-duty, and so he wouldn't have been in the holodeck for this simulation. Besides, his voice was just too friendly to me. This couldn't be him for real. "Computer, remove Lieutenant Poulson" "Unable to comply" "Explain" That took a while, but then the computer replied with: "No explanation is available." What? This couldn't be right. I touched my combadge. "Doyle to Commander Burton" "Go ahead" "Sir, there's a simulated Lieutenant Poulson here with me. I don't know where he came from, and the computer can't remove him—and can't seem to figure out why. Any ideas? " "Stand by" "Yes, sir." Great. This was just great. Not only did I have to run this stupid simulation now I'd have to do it with Poulson himself. Well, not himself, but close enough. "Burton to Ensign Doyle" "Doyle here." "I found the problem; there's a glitch in one of the holodeck subprocessors." "I'm on it, sir." "No, Doyle, we don't have time for that. The problem is in subprocessor alpha-3. Are you using that one for your simulation? " "No." "Good, then it shouldn't affect your simulation. Proceed with that; I'll have a team look after the subprocessor later on." "As you wish, sir. Doyle out." This didn't make sense. First he wants me to run this stupid simulation, because he wants to be sure that my calculations were correct. And then he is willing to compromise the correctness of this simulation by allowing such a blatant problem to stand uncorrected? What the hell was he thinking? Well, his choice. I just knew my calculations were correct, this time around; so if the simulation failed, I'd just have to make sure I could prove that this glitch in that subprocessor caused it. But he still wasn't making any sense. Unless... Unless he was trying to set me up here. I'd talked to him last week about how unfair Lieutenant Poulson was treating me. Perhaps he thought that if he could force me to work with "Lieutenant Poulson" in this manner, I would give him another chance? Fat chance at that. But hey, I'm game. "Computer, resume program." "...checking the oxygen levels in the Heisenberg compensators," holo-Poulson continued. "Otherwise we risk the chance of them being contaminated." "My thoughts exactly, sir." Chapter 4 Burton After my little exchange with Ensign Doyle at the beginning of our shift, I went back into my office. "Computer, status of program Burton-47? " "Target event has not yet been reached." "Good. Notify me when it does." "Affirmative." From now on, I couldn't leave my office; I didn't want to risk other people hearing that notification. So I started doing some paperwork that had been piling up; personnel reviews, acquisition requests, the works. About an hour into this, the notification came. "Target event on program Burton-47 has been reached." Perfect. "Computer, locate Lieutenant Poulson" "Lieutenant Poulson is in holodeck 2" "Computer, update program Burton-47: alpha is Holodeck 2." "Update complete." "Which program is running in holodeck 2? " "Program Poulson Gamma-4 is just starting." "Good, good." That was that. Now I had to connect Doyle's simulation to the program. "Computer, locate Ensign Doyle" "Ensign Doyle is in Main Engineering." "What? Oh, shit, she's not ready yet. I have to get her out there soon." "Please rephrase the question." "... Nothing, computer. Disregard." This could all fall apart quickly if I didn't get Doyle to a holodeck now. I didn't have many options, so I just had to think on my feet, and rushed back to main engineering. "Ensign Doyle. Are you ready yet with those calculations? " On The Holodeck "Just about, sir." she cheered. "Okay." Good. Maybe this could still work. "I just found out that holodeck three will be available in a few minutes for an hour or so. After that, it'll be not before tomorrow until you could run that simulation, and I wouldn't like to see that. Think you can make it? " "Certainly, sir. I'll be there in five minutes." "Perfect. Carry on." Back in my office, I told the computer that beta would be holodeck 3. Then, all I could do was wait until Doyle made it there. The two calls came in at almost the same time "Target event two of program Burton-47 has been reached." "Doyle to Commander Burton" I couldn't help but grin at that. "Go ahead" "Sir, there's a simulated Lieutenant Poulson here with me. I don't know where he came from, and the computer can't remove him—and can't seem to figure out why. Any ideas? " Plenty. "Stand by" "Yes, sir." I ended the transmission, and finished off the rest of my plan. "Computer, what program is currently active in holodeck three? " "Program Doyle-94, currently frozen." "Transfer details of that program to this workstation." "Transfer complete." The program was a fairly standard simulation. She had the gamma bank of holodeck subprocessors perform the physics workload, while most of the critical data and her calculations were stored in delta bank. Good. "Burton to Ensign Doyle" "Doyle here." "I found the problem; there's a glitch in one of the holodeck subprocessors." "I'm on it, sir." Oh no you don't. "No, Doyle, we don't have time for that. The problem is in subprocessor alpha-3. Are you using that one for your simulation? " "No." "Good, then it shouldn't affect your simulation. Proceed with that; I'll have a team look after the subprocessor later on." "As you wish, sir. Doyle out." As she signed out, I was worried that I might have been a bit too transparent. After all, if I really really really wanted to be sure, wouldn't I want her to deal with anything that might impact the correctness of her simulations, no matter how remote the chance? But she didn't seem to notice, or just didn't care, and went ahead with her job. Perfect. "Computer, activate internal monitors on holodecks two and three, and send the feeds to this workstation." "Feeds active." There they were, the both of them, each in their own simulated version of transporter room one, each performing a simulation of the calibration of the Heisenberg compensators, each with a simulated version of the other present. I watched as they went about their business, and waited for my time. At one point, holo-Doyle in holodeck two seemed to be making better progress than real-Doyle in holodeck three, so I had to come up with a little bump in the road to slow her down. But then real-Doyle in holodeck three skipped a minor step—clearly she didn't want to do this, and wanted it over with as soon as possible—so I had holo-Poulson make a little mistake that she then had to correct. And then both Doyles dematerialized and rematerialized a test cylinder in perfect unison. Now was the time. "Computer, status of transporter room four? " "Transporter room four is not in use" "Transfer coordinates from program Burton-47 to set up a site-to-site transport using transporter room four, and energize when programmed events occur in monitored location alpha" "Site-to-site transport prepared. Waiting for event." "Good. Activate delta event in program Burton-47 now." I couldn't help but smile, as I watched holo-Doyle in holodeck two and holo-Poulson in holodeck three utter the exact same two sentences. "Perhaps we should now try to dematerialize and rematerialize one of us now? It's probably going to be fine, but it might be best to try basic materialization/dematerialization first, before doing a full-blown transport? " Real Doyle seemed a bit taken aback by that, but went ahead with it. "Sure, I'm game." I don't think she was convinced of the need, but then I didn't need her to be. "You want to go? " holo-Poulson asked. "Sure." Real Poulson needed a bit more persuasion, however. "Why? Isn't that what the test cylinders are for? I mean, if you're not sure, perhaps we should run another test with the cylinders? " "No, I'm sure, it's just that I want to be thorough. Look, if you're unsure about this, I'll go." "Whatever you say." I watched both Doyles walk onto the transporter pad, and gave the command I'd been waiting to give all night. "Computer, Final sequence of program Burton-47. Mark." "Site-to-site transport ready," the computer said. "Realigning simulated persona in holodeck 3 with persona in holodeck 2. Realigning simulated persona in holodeck 2 with persona in holodeck 3. Enslaving site-to-site transport." I watched carefully, as holo-Poulson and holo-Doyle mimicked the movements of their counterparts on the other holodeck precisely, and then both Poulsons engaged their transporter controls. When both Doyles rematerialized, I didn't see any difference. But then I didn't expect to. "Computer, locate Ensign Doyle." "Ensign Doyle is in holodeck 2." "Computer, locate Lieutenant Poulson." "Lieutenant Poulson is in holodeck 2." Perfect. "Computer, end program Doyle-94 in holodeck 3." "Program ended." And that was that. It was out of my hands now. Chapter 5 On the holodeck After Doyle rematerialized, Poulson stepped from behind the controls. "Well," she said. "This has been a pleasant experience. It's been nice working with you like this for a change." "What do you mean by that? " 'Oh come on', she thought. 'Burton can't be that stupid. Does he really not see how Poulson is treating me? ' "Nothing, sir. Sorry." 'Weird,' Poulson thought. 'I thought I'd programmed her not to know anything about how I treat Jenny? I'll have to look into that. Not now, though. And what's with the "sir"? ' "Anyway, miss Doyle," Poulson said. "Now that your shift is over, would you care to join me for a drink? " 'Burton wants me to have a drink during my shift? ' Doyle thought, and started expecting the commander to walk in any minute now. 'What the heck, I'm game, we'll see what happens. And it might be nice to figure out how Poulson would treat me were he not to hate me...' The drink quickly turned into two, and more, and before long, both Poulson and Doyle found they were telling each other their deepest secrets and desires, and liking the conversation. But then Doyle got up. "I have to go," she said, thinking that this fantasy had taken long enough. She opened her mouth to tell the computer to end the program. "Don't go," Poulson said. "You'd break my heart." 'I'd what? ' Doyle thought, but didn't say it. "Not? What do you suggest, then? " "Let's go somewhere more... private? " 'This can't be right,' Doyle thought. 'Burton wouldn't really want me to do this. I have to leave.' But then, this was so tempting. "Please? I'll make sure you won't regret it." 'Oh, what the heck. It'll be his own fault if I do this.' "Let's go." Doyle said. And added, whispering: "To your quarters." Well, that wasn't really what Poulson had meant. As she proposed it, a thought flashed through his head that if running holodeck programs with templates of subordinates was totally not done according to Starfleet protocol, then going "to his quarters" with a holodeck version of one of his subordinates was completely out of the question. But he just couldn't resist the temptation. "Okay." They managed to walk over to his quarters only semi-decently; but when they were in, they couldn't help themselves anymore. The kiss was intense, for the both of them; it seemed to take forever. It was everything Barry had hoped for, and nothing Jenny had expected. After what must have been more than ten minutes, he started moving his kisses to her neck, as she was panting heavily. His hand went to her collar, and he opened it. Tracing her flesh with more kisses as he opened each button of her uniform, he quickly bared her chest. Then, he started kissing her left breast, while feeling up her other with his right hand, and sucked the nipple in her mouth. Meanwhile, she moved her hands below his shirt, and started kneading his muscles. As he kissed his way down her belly, she pulled his shirt over his head, baring him from the waist up. He was in great shape, and a sight to behold. And as he started kissing her one breast and mauling her other, she knew exactly what she wanted to do. She took his head in both hands, and planted a kiss on his lips. Then, as she looked him squarely in the eye, she started pushing first his, then her own, pants down. Words were not necessary; they both knew what they wanted. And as each stepped out of their final garments, they couldn't help but marvel over each other's body for a few moments. But then their lust took over, and they moved towards the bed, where he laid her gently down before joining her, his erection pressing against her thigh. She took his warm length in her hand, and while looking and smiling at him, guided it into her moist channel. It was all he could do not to come right then and there. He still couldn't believe what he was doing, and again, for a momentary flash he considered not going through with it. But then her moans and his bodily reactions took away all traces of rationalism, and they joined together in that ages old rhythm. They fucked, his length eventually pressing against her cervix, until she yelled out his name in her climax, pulling him over the edge with her as she did so. And then they lay there for a moment, enjoying the afterglow of their lovemaking for a few minutes, until finally Jenny spoke again, for the first time since they entered his quarters. "I have to go, I'm sorry." "That's okay. I understand." "I don't think you do," she said, "but thanks for the sentiment, anyway." She gave him a final kiss, and got up. "Computer, end program." Chapter 6 Burton I was overseeing some minor maintenance to the warp drive when I heard the door open, and someone storming through. "You! " Right, clearly he was angry. I should have expected as much. But then, I was still his superior officer, and that implies certain rules of behavior. "Are you talking to me, Lieutenant? " "Yes, Leo, I'm talking to you! You set me up, didn't you? " Clearly, my formal greeting fell on deaf ears. "I haven't the slightest idea what you're talking about, Lieutenant" "Yes you do, sir," he said. The word was there, but the tone was bordering on insubordination. "Don't you try to deny it! " That's when I saw Ensign Doyle standing in the doorway, looking a bit sheepishly. And next, I noticed a few little details. She was blushing, and her hair was a bit of a mess. His collar missed a pip. Looks like my plans succeeded beyond my wildest expectations. But this was not the right place to discuss it. "My office," I said to his face. And, "Both of you," over his shoulder. He looked towards the door, looked back at me, and stormed to my office. Jennifer just stood there, shocked. "Miss Doyle? " I said, inviting her to join us. What could I do, deny what I did? Probably best not to do that. But then I didn't have to confirm what happened right away. I decided to let him rage in my office for a while, and the full story came out. Indeed, my plans had succeeded beyond my wildest expectations. But then, his rage was now about at the point of confirming to poor Jenny that he was indeed a bully; he risked losing everything I'd so carefully tried to accomplish. "All right, Barry, that's enough." "No Leo, it isn't! " "Yes it is, Barry! " I bellowed. "Sit down! " He didn't expect me to raise my voice, so, shocked, did as he was told. "Jennifer? You too. Have a seat." She walked over from by the door, shyly, and had a seat on one of the other chairs. I noticed it was the one furthest away from Barry. This was not good. "How long, Barry? " "Sir? " "How long will you keep fooling yourself? " "I don't know what you're talking about, sir," he said. But he seemed to be calming down already. "Yes you do, Barry," I replied, my voice as kind as I could get it now. "You know perfectly well what I'm talking about." "I'm... I'm sorry, sir, but I... I don't," he stuttered. "I..." "Prove it." "...What? " "Look at her, Barry, and prove it. Tell me you don't love her." He did. She looked back. In her bright eyes, I could only read confusion. He looked away; he couldn't do it. "Don't take me for a fool, Barry, you know me better than that." There was no response. "Right. Let's see. You've been smitten with Jennifer here since the first day you met. True? " He could only nod. "But you thought that was improper, and against Starfleet protocol, and you decided to try to hide it. True? " Another nod. "Thought as much. Well, Barry, I'm afraid you've been overcompensating. You've been very strict with Jennifer. That's not you; I know you better than that. And that would have been okay, but then I found out what you've been doing on the holodeck these past few months." He looked up, shocked. "What? " "The subprocessors, Barry. You didn't think you could hide that from me, did you? " He was silent at that for a few moments, before replying. "I suppose I shouldn't have, sir." "Probably not, no." I left that hanging for a few moments, before I turned to Ensign Doyle and started explaining. "I'm sorry, miss Doyle. Yesterday I found out that the Lieutenant here had been guilty of a minor infraction against security regulations. He's tampered with the security protocols on the holodecks, so he could run fantasy simulations of his life with you. I decided to teach him a lesson, and turn his simulation into reality. I actually expected you to run away screaming once his intentions were clear, but by the looks of the two of you, I guess that's not what happened? " "You guess correctly, sir," she said, the first thing I heard her say since Barry had been storming onto main engineering. And there was a tremble in her voice that I hadn't expected. Was she crying? "Right. I'll leave the two of you alone then. I guess you have much to discuss." They did indeed. The very next day, Jennifer Doyle walked to my office and handed me a PADD. "What's this? " "A transfer request, sir. I'd like a transfer to another department on this ship." "I see." I said, thinking the worst. "Do you want me to talk to Lieutenant Poulson for you? I know him pretty..." "No sir, that's not necessary," she said, laughing. "You misunderstand. I... we, that is, Barry and I, we decided to give this a chance." "Ah. I see" "Yes sir. But as you pointed out yesterday, it would be improper for him to be... involved... with a subordinate. So, hence, the transfer request." "Right," I said. "Right." This was totally beyond my wildest expectations. "I'll see what I can do. Any specific preference? " "Not really, no. As long as I stay on this ship, that is." "Understood." "Oh, and sir? " "Yes, miss Doyle? " "Thank you, sir."