3 comments/ 34864 views/ 1 favorites NYPD Blu Ch. 01 By: lila_luscious Cpt. Arthur Fancy Lt. Tony Rodriguez Det Andy Sipowicz Det. Connie McDowell Det. Baldwin Jones Det Greg Medavoy Det Rita Ortiz Det Diane Russell Ex-Det Jill Kirkendall ADA Valerie Haywood This is a CELEBRITY PARODY involving characters of the TV show NYPD Blue. This story in no way intends to depict/insinuate/intimate that the characters in the story/stories engage in, condone, or approve of the sex acts contained in the content. Please do not read this story if you are under 18 years of age, or if it is illegal in the state or area where you live. If you want to comment or give productive and/or constructive advice or criticism, I welcome it. Anything NEGATIVE (attacks on me ,etc ) or otherwise non-helpful bullshit you can keep to yourself. If you MUST spread your poison, have the balls to leave an email so that you can be cussed the fuck out in proper fashion. Enjoy.... This story involves hetero (I will not be making this a HABIT), interracial, and lesbian sex between members and ex-members of New York City's 15th precinct. Hope you like it. **************** Connie McDowell's throat is packed to capacity with Arthur Fancy's foot-long ebony scepter. Tears run down the blonde beauty's face (luckily she wears "smear-free" mascara, so the damage is not too bad) as she struggles to cope with the black Captain's monster endowment. Her small hands stroke the shaft lovingly as her little pink tongue laves the marble-hard staff. She regrets that Fancy will not have enough time to fuck her like she wants, but at least she will get a belly-full of his delicious "nut" to keep her satisfied for awhile. Fancy has one big hand on top of her head, guiding her movements. Outside in the bull-pen, the detective squad goes-about their daily business...all except for Lt Rodriguez and Det Ortiz... "Ay, Dios!" Ortiz cries, as Rodriguez's bulbous prick-head gashes the left wall of her wide-open cunt. They are in an un-marked car in a New York alleyway, fucking like the hot-blooded latins they are. "Work those walls, papi, gimme that dick!" she urges. They are in the back seat, with Ortiz in the "missionary " position, her slacks down around her ankles. Rodriguez has discarded his jacket, and his slacks are also down past his knees. He is putting his 10" cunt-tamer to excellent use. "Ahh, baby, yeah!" Rodriguez groans, knowing on the chocolate brown bud of Rita's left nipple. The inner muscles of her oven-hot, soaking-wet twat milks his big meat-pole like fingers inside a velvet-glove, and he has to battle to keep from emptying his balls into that snapping "panocha". "Metemela en el culo, papi" Ortiz whispers, staring the her boss right in the eye. That suggestion almost causes Rodriguez to blow his wad. His pulls his juice-slick dick from her squelching gash and leans back to give her room to move onto her hands and knees. Staring back over her left shoulder she gives her lover a wicked grin. She dips one hand between her legs to coat her fingers with a generous amount of the copious female-cum leaking from her sore pussy, then reaches-back to spread some on her brown ass-pucker. A second trip to her honey-pot yields enough to slicken Rodriguez's throbbing prick with. Then she puts one and on each round ass-cheek and spreads them wide in invitation. "Do it baby" she whispers. "Fuck Rita's asshole" Pressing the tip of his cock against that inviting target, Rodriguez pushes forward, slowly. An intense pain shoots through her sphincter as it is stretched-open, bit by bit. The tight ring finally snaps around the blunt plum-sized tip, and Ortiz groans in response.... ***************** Ex-detective Jill Kirkendall is in hiding, having run-off with her no-good ex-husband Don, who she ends-up killing after one fuck-up too many. She phones Diane Russell in secret, requesting a meeting in Paris, Texas, where Jill has run-to with her kids. A kindly neighbor, an elderly lady of 65, agrees to watch the two boys while Diane and Jill meet. Diane is able to request and receive some time-off (one day) to make the trip. She arrives in Paris at 8:15 am and is at Jill's place an hour later. As soon as Jill opens the door Diane is on her like a duck on a june-bug. Soft lips meet in a hot, searing, lip-smacking kiss, and Diane paws her ex-partner like a pimply teen on prom night. Jill's big titties are an obvious, immediate target, and the horny detective's fingers are pinching and squeezing them as if she's milking a cow. Jill's hands aren't idle: her fingers are on the zipper of Diane's dress slacks, tracing the out-line of the strap-on she knows the brunette is wearing underneath. "My pussy misses your tongue" the husky-voiced blonde tells Diane breathlessly, after the kiss ends. "My tongue misses your sweet pussy" Diane smiles in reply. "Let's go to bed" **************** Part of the enjoyment of the blow-job he's receiving is that the fact that McDowell is Sipowicz' woman. The two men have had their differences over the years, and though they have come to an understanding of sorts, it is by no means a friendship. Fancy can't understand why such a hot bitch would be involved with the bald, fifty-year old, not-so-handsome detective, but he doesn't really give a fuck. Matter of fact, going-over Andy's record, he's had more than one woman most would consider out of his league (Sylvia Costas, now McDowell ). He'd never fucked Andy's second wife (Sylvia) but this blonde bitch with the big rack certainly knows her way around a male organ. Her hungry sucking is finally getting-to Fancy, and his balls tighten in anticipation of un-loading into the kneeling detective's willing gullet. Grunting, he tightens his grip on her head and begins fucking her throat, rather than allow her to control the action. She nearly chokes as the 12" of black cock-meat swells incredibly and hot sperm spews down her throat. She swallows as fast as she can, but Fancy must have been extra-horny, because another big, thick packet follows the first. "Damn, Captain!" she grins, licking her lips. "Guess you didn't get any before leaving home this morning!" "Negative" Arthur Fancy replies, as she cleans him with a paper towel. "As a matter of fact, I fucked Lilian twice" The blonde detective gets to her feet, pouting. "Is that why I can't get fucked; because of wifey?" "Aren't you involved with Andy?" Fancy counters. "Come on, Connie. I'm not supposed to fuck my own wife now? Especially since Sipowicz is getting his" "If only you knew" Connie mutters under her breath. She gathers herself and puts-on a brave face. "You're right, I apologize. I was looking forward to getting some of that black meat this morning, that's all" Fancy gives her a kiss on the forehead as he heads to the door of Rodriguez' office. "Take some 'lost time' later today and meet me at the 'place'". "OK, baby" Straightening her clothes McDowell follows him out into the "catching area" , smiling adoringly at Andy as she moves toward her desk. She laughs inwardly, aware that she and Sipowicz would be "throwing shots" if he ever found-out she was not only sucking and fucking Fancy, but also Baldwin Jones, Valerie Haywood, and Rita Ortiz. Her cunt moistens even more as she remembers how Baldwin had crammed his huge black butt-buster up her ass just 12 short hours ago. As she sits down, she wonders if anyone can smell her pussy... THIS IS AN ON-GOING SERIES. PART TWO SHOULD BE READY IN A FEW DAYS. HOPE YOU LIKED THE FIRST CHAPTER. NYPD Blu Ch. 02 Cpt. Arthur Fancy Lt. Tony Rodriguez Det Andy Sipowicz Det. Connie McDowell Det. Baldwin Jones Det Greg Medavoy Det Rita Ortiz Det Diane Russell Ex-Det Jill Kirkendall ADA Valerie Haywood This is a CELEBRITY PARODY involving characters of the TV show NYPD Blue. This story in no way intends to depict/insinuate/intimate that the characters in the story/stories engage in, condone, or approve of the sex acts contained in the content. Please do not read this story if you are under 18 years of age, or if it is illegal in the state or area where you live. If you want to comment or give productive and/or constructive advice or criticism, I welcome it. Anything NEGATIVE (attacks on me ,etc ) or otherwise non-helpful bullshit you can keep to yourself. If you MUST spread your poison, have the balls to leave an email so that you can be cussed the fuck out in proper fashion. Enjoy.... This story involves hetero (I will not be making this a HABIT), interracial, and lesbian sex between members and ex-members of New York City's 15th precinct. Hope you like it. **************** Haywood & Rodriguez Tony Rodriguez is relaxing in the high-backed leather chair in his precinct office, while under the desk ADA Valerie Haywood gives his cock and balls a through licking. He can't decide whether Ortiz, McDowell, or Haywood is the best cock-sucker, though Haywood is making a great case for herself at this moment. Her technique was perfect and her enthusiasm "first-rate". Whichever man she happened to be sucking at the time: Baldwin, Fancy, Rodriguez, or Medavoy-felt that there was nothing she'd rather be doing at that precise moment than worshipping their cock. Ortiz & McDowell In Ortiz' apartment, McDowell is leaning-back against Rita's plush sofa cushions, her blouse open and the sexy latina's face buried between her large, melon-sized boobs. She moans as her partner nibbles at her swollen nipples through the black lace cups of her bra, and presses her fingertips deeper into the slick, puffy lips of her wet slit. Her skirt is rucked-up around her waist, exposing her lack of panties and her shapely legs, encased in gun-metal stockings, held-up by black lace garters. Ortiz' slim brown fingers slip inside her slippery tunnel, until they are buried knuckle-deep into the hot sheath. Soon her pussy is dripping wet. "Gimme those titties" Rita whispers, immediately attaching her lips to the swelled-up nub of Connie's right jug after the heavy-breathing blonde manages to unfasten the front clasp of her spit-saturated bra, releasing her big knockers. Connie loves having her nipples sucked, especially by her beautiful partner, and it isn't long before she's squirming passionately under the hungry caresses. Rita gives equal attention to both large orbs until the nipples are rubbery and the wide aureoles bumpy, then she starts kissing her way down the heavy-breathing detective's sexy body: she plants light, teasing kisses on her ribcage, her flat stomach (taking time to tease and lick at her cute little belly-button), and on each firm thigh, bypassing her shaven cuntal slit. She leans in, blowing hot breath over the hairless mound, until McDowell's ass is bouncing off the sofa cushions. Then her tongue goes to work. When the tip of it touches her free-standing clit the blonde jerks as if seized by an electric shock. Rita Ortiz has eaten pussy most of her adult life and is an expert at it. Her active tongue continues digging into the hot, juicy pink trench, occasionally pausing to French-kiss her lover's reddened, tingling clit. Once she has made Connie cum at least twice, she finishes stripping her until she is clad only in garter-belt, stockings, and spike heels. She retrieves a long, fat, dark-brown rubber penis from beneath the sofa, complete with harness. Connie helps her strap it on, then she sits on the sofa's matching ottoman with Ortiz standing in front of her. "I can't wait for you to fuck me with this monster cock", McDowell coos, staring into her partner's dark eyes. Grasping the dildo in her tiny hand, Connie's tongue snakes out to lick seductively at the large head of the latex prong before opening her red lips wide to accept it into her mouth. Over time, the sexy detective no longer finds it strange to suck a rubber dick; all of her precinct lovers enjoy seeing her with their "dicks" buried down her throat, and she accepts the submissive role eagerly. She makes sure to coat the shaft with plenty of saliva before letting it slip from her mouth and "assuming the position": on all fours. "I'm ready baby" she purrs, spreading her sexy, stockinged legs wide and lets her round, delectable ass sway invitingly. Rita is behind her in a flash, cock in hand. She guides it between Connie's dripping cunt-lips, rubbing the tip against her unsheathed clitty. McDowell shudders and squirms, trying to capture the object of her desire in her throbbing twat. Grabbing a meaty hip in each hand, Rita takes aim and shafts smoothly into the slutty detective's wanting cunt, hard and deep..... Sipowicz Andy is adjusting to "day watch" as well as he can; at least he gets to see Theo more often. He misses seeing Connie as much, but what the fuck, working too much together can cramp a relationship's style. Connie isn't as "into" sex as he would like, but she' making a big adjustment too, to night tour. Once things settle-down, he figures everything will return to normal. He is well aware that he is old enough to be her father, and a woman as young, sexy, and vibrant as she is is quite a catch. He knows about the whispers, the snickers behind his back. They're just jealous, he reasons. Ortiz & McDowell, cont "God, I love your cock, baby" groans Connie, enjoying the rhythmic, steady sawing of the strap-on in her drooling honey-pot. "You're filling me up so good; you're fuckin' me so fuckin' good" she adds, as the thick intruder plows deeper into her warm, sopping-wet puss. Rita pushes the ball of her thumb into the winking rosebud between her partner's wide-spread butt-cheeks, which really drives her wild. "You wanna fuck me in the ass, baby?" she pants. "You wanna butt-fuck your horny slut? Grease me up; do it" she urges. Rita takes a few moments to thoroughly lubricate her prick with the abundant cunt-juice flowing from the blonde's steamy panocha before lining the tip of her weapon up with the pink pucker. Slow, steady pressure from her hips combined with Connie's relaxing of her asshole give her gradual access to the tight, humid rear channel. Soon, she is in all the way, and after a few moments to let McDowell get accustomed to the fat latex pole, she slowly, gradually begin to fuck Connie in the ass. Connie's breath is becoming labored, her passion and desire mounts as the friction of the rubber dong sliding in and out of her ass awakens the millions of nerve-endings clustered in her anus and rectum. Rita reaches under to work her thumb against the swollen, up-standing stub of the horny bitch's pulsing clit. The heat from the blonde's cunt is sweltering. Ortiz pounds harder, making the busty blonde's full ass-cheeks wobble and shake to each thrust. Connie has come to enjoy anal sex, after avoiding it the major part of her adult life. Jones and Fancy really like plowing her "back-forty", and Haywood and Ortiz take a crack at her butt-crack every chance they get. Her big melons sway heavily beneath her as the energetic anal-fuck continues. Her inner thighs and the top portion of her stockings are slick with her expended juices. "Slap my ass, baby, spank me" she pants, and the dildo-wielding latina is happy to comply, alternating hard slaps off the milky ass-cheeks she busily plows into with her burrowing thrusts. "Cum for me bitch; cum for mama" Ortiz urges, really working-out in McDowell's gaping ass-trench. The two explode almost in the same instant, panting and grunting, trembling and gasping, groaning and sweating profusely. Part THREE in the series cumming soon. NYPD Blu Ch. 03 Characters: Donna Abondando Valerie Haywood Baldwin Jones Connie McDowell Greg Medavoy Kenisha This celebrity parody involves characters of the hit show “NYPD Blue”. No inference about their sexual preferences or activities should be drawn. For the purpose of this story, McDowell and Sipowicz are not married and she is not pregnant. The author is amazed as to how this ugly fucker manages to get such “fine” females, and finds it very fucking hard to believe that a hot bitch like McDowell would give him a second look in actual life, much less let him fuck her… Jones & Haywood The talented tongue of Valerie Haywood is successful in coaxing two very satisfying cum-shots from the 12” ebony wand of Baldwin Jones; now she’s working on a third. They are in the back room of the precinct house, with Valerie on her knees, and Baldwin towering above her. His big fingers are twined in her “weave”, guiding her movements as her luscious red lips slide up and down his meaty prong. She brings him to the brink, then slows down his impending climax with a firm squeeze of his huge, dangling balls. A muffled grunt escapes the big man, but he doesn’t cum. The sexy ADA stands and leans over a nearby desk, unbuckling her slacks and letting them drop to her knees. She has on a tiny red thong, which Baldwin easily thumbs to one side while sidling up behind her. His cock is so wet with her spit and she is so wet that his penetration is like a hot knife thru butter. His big balls are so full of cum that the sagging pouch slaps against her electrified clit with each long stroke as he begins fucking the bubble-butted beauty as soon as he is seated comfortably in her soaked cunt. The two find a rhythm quickly and are getting hotter by the second when the door cracks open and Connie McDowell slips inside. She doesn’t bother asking if she can join, them, she just unbuttons her blouse and frees her big tits from confinement, cradling Valerie’s head as she licks and sucks at her erect nipples. Baldwin leans forward for a kiss, not missing a beat as he pumps Haywood’s sloppy twat with his rampant, hard-as-steel man-meat. Connie’s tit-tips are fully-erect and straining by the time Valerie is through with them. Connie slips from their embrace and kneels down until she’s “face-level” with their conjoined crotches. “Ahhh, sheeeit!” Baldwin growls as her tongue laps at his tender ball-sac; only a supreme effort prevents him from emptying them on the spot. The kinky blonde alternates between dragging her tongue across Valerie’s clit and Baldwin’s cock and balls. Baldwin’s hips go into over-drive, which signals to McDowell that he is on the verge of cumming: she fastens her lips around the black woman’s straining clit and sucks hard, eliciting a climax so violent that the ADA’s legs turn to instant rubber. As soon as he withdraws, McDowell allows him to feed his juice-covered staff into her greedy mouth. She makes sure that every bit of Haywood’s delicious cum is cleaned from it, along with the last of the “ pimp juice" in his balls. The tall detective gives them each a kiss before straining his clothes and leaving. ***** Haywood & McDowell Haywood changes positions, laying on her back on the desk with her legs spread wide and hanging over the edge, with the blonde greedily lapping away at her bald, cummy snatch. Her pink, well- practiced tongue travels in and out of the spread-open labia, held that way by her fingers. Every so Often, that questing oral digit would dip downward to lick teasingly at her partner’s dark rear entrance. Haywood squirms under the expert oral assault, her breathing heavy and ragged. The cunt-eating blonde detective’s fingers slide inside Valerie’s inner folds and deep inside, searching for her “G” spot, which she quickly finds and expertly strokes. Clear, though slightly-filmy juice streams from Haywood’s over-heated cunt as she gets nearer and nearer to an orgasm. “Oh, God, that’s IT!” she yells, shuddering her way through yet another climax. ***** Abondando & Medavoy “PUH-LEASE, Donna; what’s the big deal?” Greg whines, trying to convince the busty blonde to give him a blow-job for “old times sake”. “I-I-It wouldn’t be the first time you had my dick in your mouth, and besides, I-I’m divorced now” Donna sighs impatiently. “No, Gregory. No, No, NO! I’m just here for the day, and I sure didn’t come all the way from California to suck your dick. That’s all over now. Be a friend, OK?” “Aww, Donna!” the detective wheedles, following Donna into the bathroom. “Are you gonna follow me around all day begging?” Donna hisses. “Ahhh…yeah” “Get ovah heah!” the frustrated blonde snaps, and Greg quickly obeys. She quickly and efficiently undoes his belt and slacks, and frees his wrinkled pink dick from his shorts. “This is IT, Greg; understand” she slurps his dick into her mouth in one gulp. “Y-Y-Yeah; OK;” Medavoy manages, as Donna’s tongue goes to work on him. ***** Ortiz, Kenisha, & Abondando Once she is finished with Greg, Donna wanders down the hall and into the “pokey room”. Ortiz is in there, and she’s not alone: there is a very busty black woman bent-over the table, groaning as the latina detective introduces a large, very thick rubber strap-on cock into her widely-stretched asshole. “Hey”, Ortiz calls, turning to glance over her shoulder at the new arrival. “You used to be a Civilian Aide here, didn’t you?" “Uhh, yeah” Donna answers, her full attention on the “sista’s” big, wobbling buttocks as Ortiz’ thighs make repeated contact with those bubble cheeks. “I’m just interviewing this informant…wanna join us?” “Don’t mind if I do” Donna locks the door and starts toward them, unbuttoning her blouse. She tugs the thin, lacy cups of her black bra down, freeing her big D cup teats, and feeds the left one to Kenisha, while fingering the lesbian hooker/paid informant ‘s drippy cunt. Kenisha eagerly latches-on to the offered nipple, suckling hungrily to try to take her mind off the massive rubber dong stuffed up her tenderized backdoor; this is the fourth time today she’s been fucked in the ass (her clients tend to favor “rough anal”) and Ortiz is being none too gentle in her “interrogation”. NYPD Blu Ch. 04 Ortiz & Baldwin Baldwin stands bare-chested as Ortiz' wet tongue trails down the deep furrows of his wash-board stomach while her hands are busy undoing the belt of his slacks. Her fingers encounter the long, thick sausage-like stalk of his manhood and squeeze gently, teasingly, eliciting a muffled gasp from the tall black detective. The rasp of his zipper is loud as the horny Latina draws it down. Her dexterous fingers reach into the opening and grasp Baldwin's thickening tool, freeing it from its confines. Ortiz sinks slowly to her knees, slowly, but firmly jacking her lover off before running the tip of her tongue around the spongy crown. After a teasing lick of the big man's pee-hole, she wets her lips and inches the flanged head into her mouth. She takes her time, content to take the monster tool in bit by bit, inch by inch. Ortiz' soft palm cradle his plum-sized balls while she sucks avidly at the eight inches she is able to fit into her mouth. Baldwin has had hundreds of blow-jobs, but the sexy Mexican-American detective is at least in the top five of the best he's ever had. Not many can handle his lengthy monster, but this bitch has fantastic technique. His lean hips work back and forth as he enjoys the superior bj….. McDowell & Russell Diane's soft lips nurse hungrily at Connie McDowell's bloated, pinkish-brown nipples; she has developed a real fetish for large breasts, via her sexual encounters with former detective Jill Kirkendall. Kirkendall is bigger than McDowell, though not THAT much, and Diane really delights in sucking, licking, and tonguing the other woman's large C cups. She continues to squeeze and fondle them as she works her way downward, lips browsing over her the panting blonde's flat stomach until she reaches the spread-open lips of her sweet, tasty-looking pussy. She licks all around the outer labia before closing her mouth over the whole mound and stabbing her questing tongue deep inside, drawing a shriek from her squirming, moaning fellow detective. The expert oral ministrations continue until Connie spends into her mouth and the furiously-licking senior detective greedily drinks- down every delicious drop. They rest a few moments, then Diane decides its time to get to some REAL fucking…. Connie watches as Diane drops her slacks, then neatly folds and drapes them over the sofa before reaching into the sports bag she's brought with her and pulled-out a long, thick rubber dick. She fastens it on, taking her time, intentionally teasing the big-titted blonde. "Cut it out, you lousy bitch", the horny detective complains. " Bring that fucking cock over here and stick it my mouth, where it belongs" Russell finishes the last buckle, then sashays over, laughing. "Oh, you're gonna get it, Titty-Girl. Open your mouth, like the two dollar whore you are" Connie does: the "cock" is quite realistic looking (a wide, sculpted head, purplish-pink, and "veins" on either side of the wide shaft, ending in a pair of large, latex balls that swung freely. Diane becomes impatient and pushes her lanky hips sharply forward, causing Connie to let-out a "bloop" of dismay as the plum-end of the solid prong is force-fed into her mouth. She fights- back by raking her teeth along the rubberized staff. "Hey! Careful with the teeth, slut!" Connie shoots back, "I suck cock at my own pace, so watch it", before engulfing a good four inches of the log with her red, greedy lips. At the same time she grips the fake organ she pushes her blonde head forward until the ten inch phallus completely fills her mouth. Now Diane grips her by the hair and initiates a rhythm that McDowell has to really concentrate to keep up with. She fights back her gag reflex , determined not to let Russell get the best of her; at the same time, she is turned-on immensely by the notion of being dominated by the older detective. For her part, the brunette detective enjoys taking the dominant role; strapping one on always gives her a sense of power, a rush that other types of sex just can't compete with. Once the cock-sucking session is over, Connie reclines against the sofa cushions, spreading her legs wide and lifting them high, exposing her wet, hot, clean-shaved honey-pot to Diane's predatory gaze. She brings her stiff prick within Connie's reach so that she can grasp it; she rubs the the fat tip against her puffy cunt-lips before inserting it just inside the muscular ring of muscle at the opening of her gash. She lets-out a hiss as Diane pushes forward, impaling the sexy murder police on the full length of the 10" prong in one quick, deep thrust. Diane starts-off slowly, her pace steady but slow. She leans forward, captures the blunt, aching nipple of Connie's left tit in her mouth and bites it gently with her teeth. She alternates nursing at both big breasts while her thrusting picks up speed, lifting the blonde detective's stockinged legs higher until they rest on her shoulders. One hand creeps down and a forefinger tickles her groaning partner's sore, abused back-door. "Ooooh; don'tdo that!", Connie moans. She knows exactly what Russell intends; and after a hard ass-fucking session each from Ortiz and Baldwin, she is in no mood for another. Russell has made-up her mind, though, and adds a second finger to the one buried in Connie's asshole. "No!", Connie gasps. "YES!" Diane growls back. In a single motion, she flips McDowell onto her stomach and buries her face between the other woman's delectable buttocks. I've already started Chapter Five and expect to have it done soon. Please let me know what you think.