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Jennifer's Nhyte

By: Darlantan



Alec and Jessica, after and over. But will Jess let it stay that way with a new woman on the scene?

G'Day LA had turned from a cross-culture promotion into an international phenomenon. Word had gotten around how much the Aussies loved a good party, and the high and mighty of LA came running. From a small get together of Australian actors and singers to anyone who had anything to do with or could make something up to do with Australians in LA was there.

It was a huge event that had exploded on the LA party scene like a wildfire, as people the world over knew how much the Aussies loved to have a walloping good time. But at least one wasn't having the best time. Alec stared out over the balcony at the bright lights and drained off the last of his bourbon. 

He looked back inside, his eyes searching for and finding the curled, platinum blonde hair he knew belonged to Jessica. He had been in a silent relationship with her for about 3 months at the start of the year, and then she had broken it off. He still didn't understand why. He also didn't understand what the hell he was doing there, at all. 

Jessica had wanted to remain friends, and Alec couldn't bear the thought of not seeing her again. His hand tightened around the empty glass as he watched her laughing and leaning in obviously to some producers, all standing around staring at her chest. It was her eyes, he thought distractedly. 

There was something about her eyes. When they stared at you, you could barely bring yourself to breathe let alone say no. They'd had sex dozens of times since she dumped him. He was pathetic, and only a cock and tongue to her. But she got what she needed from him when she wanted it. And he took anything she'd give him.

Alec turned back around and looked up at the sky. 

The stars where much fewer out here, it seemed. He remembered the last night that he'd been back in Australia, where he'd been at his parents place to say goodbye. He remembered the sight of all those bright, shining stars out in the dark sky. He could barely see half of them here. 

There was a distant clink of glasses and a girlish laugh, and he wasn't alone on the balcony. He was still in the shadows, so he stayed where he was, not really wanting to be bothered. He was in the middle of a mood, and happy just with that. There was a click, and another, and the scent of tobacco filled the air.

There was silence for a moment, then someone spoke. "Christ, it's cooler out here. It's almost refreshing. I don't think I've ever seen one culture drink so much bloody booze." The voice was low and cultured, and most definitely British.

"Oh, come on, you're just upset because of the ass-kicking we got last Ashes tour." The second voice was British as well, but lighter. There was a low laugh and someone exhaling. 

"I'm sorry, ashes?" American. 

"Cricket, love." The first British voice. "The Aussies and the English have a series of cricket matches every year. We won year before last, first time in like 12 years. That same year, in Rugby, the English side managed a win over the Australians. It was a bit of a crushing blow to our convict offspring."

"Yeah, until this year, when they trounced us 5-0. I watched some of it, it was almost painful to..." There was the seconds pause, then another, and Alec wondered what was happening, but didn't turn. "Enjoying the conversation are we?"

Alec turned around, and barely managed to control his face. Jennifer Aniston, Kate Beckinsale, Pamela Anderson and Minnie Driver all stood just off to the side of the doorway, huddled together and smoking cigarettes. Minnie's head was raised slightly, and she was looking at him pointedly.

Alec picked up his empty glass and help his hands out wide. "Look, I'm sorry, I was just over here, and you girls came out. I figured it was as hectic in there for you too, so I gave you some space." Jennifer frowned at him as he finished, and pointed at him, her cigarette clutched in between two fingers. 

"Wait, I know you, don't I? You're like a stunt guy or something. No. But I've seen you around somewhere." Alec nodded. 

"Yeah, I arrived tonight. Aside from that, sorry to say, I don't really know you." She clicked her fingers.

"You're the driver, the new stunt driver they just hired for principal on Dukes 2. Right?" Alec gave a rueful laugh, and nodded, smiling. 

"Yeah, as of about a week ago. You're certainly in the know." She shrugged. 

"I was screwing the casting director." Alec's eyes widened, and she smiled at him.

"Come here, c'mon, closer, we won't bite. Well, Pam might." All the girls shared a laugh, and Alec stepped into the small circle. He smiled shyly as they introduced themselves. "So who dragged you into this?" 

Alec cleared his throat, feeling a little on edge. He gripped his glass in his hand, and Kate turned and clicked her fingers towards a passing waiter. "Ah, well, uh, I'm here with a friend. As a friend. I'm here as a friend." 

Minnie laughed as the waiter dutifully peeled away with Alec's glass for a refill. "So, you're here as a friend, to a friend, being friendly?" Alec smiled softly. 

"No. I'm here with someone that I promised months ago I'd go with. We've since broken up, but I promised her all the same." Pam glanced to Jennifer. 

"Right...so...who is she? This friend, who's... I'm sorry, let me get this straight, she dumped you, or you dumped her, and either way, you're still keeping your promise to a chick who used to be completely righteous with you, and you with her, but are no longer. Right?" Alec frowned and nodded slowly.

Minnie took another drag, then nodded her head and tilted it to the side. "Well, yeah, I mean, that just makes perfect sense. I mean, completely clear as mud." Alec smiled softly again.

Kate stared at him for a long time, and then gave a smirk. "It does make perfect sense. You're still head over heels in love with her, aren't you?" Alec didn't answer, and Jennifer's face twisted. 

"Aww, that's so sweet. C'mon, who is she?" Alec took a deep breath, and found that he wasn't quite so sure he wanted to answer. He looked into the expectant faces of some of the hottest women on the planet. 

"Jess. Jessica Simpson. I'm here as her..."

Jennifer laid her hand on his upper arm and her eyes went wide. "You're the bouncer she hooked up with in Australia, at that nightclub! You got a scar or something, right?" Alec's hand went self-consciously to his right temple, and he nodded. Jennifer slapped his arm.

"I think there's some movie script in there somewhere. Didn't you sweep in, and save her from some bikies or something? It was a tall tale, but most people around here heard it. Nobody knows who you are, though." Alec's smile faded.

"Not quite. The bikies had nothing to do with her, I was on crowd control that night, that's all. I got cup open, and she took me to the hospital. They were really slow, so we went back to my place, and I... well, truth is, I fainted outside, and she took me in and cleaned me up. We got together, that was it."

Kate turned as the waiter returned with another glass of bourbon, and took a drag from her cigarette. Alec thanked the waiter, and shrugged. "That's about it. Boring movie, but yeah. It was weird. Nice weird, I mean. When we first met, we both threw each other off balance. First I was nervous, then she was, then I was over-confidant, then she was."

"But, uh...well. We got together too quickly, and before we knew it, all it was was sex. I wanted more, and Jess wanted nothing. So apparently WE decided that it would be better for both of us if we just stayed good friends."

Pamela snorted and knocked back a mouthful of champagne. "Yeah, fucking friends never work out. It's fun and all, but you guys lack objectivity. Sooner or later, sex turns to love." Alec shrugged. 

"Yeah, that's what Jess said. I guess I was the only one who didn't have a problem with that." Kate crossed her arms in front of her and shrugged. 

"So what do you do? For a living I mean. Are you still a bouncer over here?" Alec shook his head and held up his hands. 

"I'm driving at the moment. I've always had an affinity with cars. We just seem to understand each other. I thought about joining up with the UFC, but apparently you have to have some sort of martial art's background to apply. I'm all street, so that's a bit difficult."

Jennifer was looking at his chest and arms under the thin fabric of his black shirt. Minnie elbowed her, and Alec calmly smiled at her. "So tell us about this driving thing. What do you mean you have an affinity?" Alec thought for a moment.

"Well, it's just like the car does what I want it to, and it looks great on film, apparently. I used to steal cars with my cousin, Chris, and my best mate Jason when we were kids. I was the smallest of the three, and Chris used to be on look out while Jason broke in and got the car started. Then I'd hop in the driver's seat, and we'd take off." 

Kate was leaning forwards, and jerked her shoulders up. "Well, what happened?" Alec laughed. 

"Chris joined the police force and Jason's sister and her boyfriend bought a nightclub, and Jason went to work for them. We just kind of drifted away from the life, and grew up a bit. I still drive, and Jason still works with his hands. He's a wood craftsmen, really good too. I dabble in silver, but he's far better than I am."

"So with the driving, is there like a technique that you use, or what?" Minnie asked. 

"No, not really. Above the regular stuff that anyone can learn. I'm not that really good with lessons anyway, or trying to explain why it works so well. Chris tried to learn, but it just never worked. I don't know how else to explain it. There's no scientific explanation or technique. It just works, so I don't question it."

His gray eyes shifted over to Kate, who was looking him up and down with half-lidded eyes. "So what are you girls all doin' out here, anyway?" The British beauty held up her almost finished cigarette. 

"We're a small group of girls who still indulge in the filthy, unspoken habit. Ducking outside for a quick smoke during these hot, humid people-fests also manages to give us all a bit of a breather. What's your excuse?" 

"That was all getting a bit much for me." Minnie nodded. 

"So do you follow the cricket?"

It was almost 7am when Alec got back to his hotel room. Jessica was somewhere doing whatever with whoever, and he had lost her about 3am. He'd been sitting and talking with the girls in the smokers group all that time, and despite Jessica's disappearance and indifference, Alec supposed he'd had a really good time.

Minnie was hilariously funny, and Pam's off colour comments sent them into gales of laughter as the drinking continued. Kate was the obvious leader of the group, the most confidant, and she regaled him with stories of her back at school, and her rebellious childhood. Jen sat near him for most of the night, laughing and having fun with the rest of them.

As the party wound down, the girls all took Alec's number and dutifully promised to call him and stay in touch. He doubted that they would, and put the evening down to a story for another age. The time he rubbed shoulders with the most beautiful women of his day. 

He rubbed the back of his neck as he sat down on his bed, and sighed. His clothing smelt of a billion scents, and four distinct perfumes. He looked at the clock, and groaned, then looked up as the door sounded out three knocks. 

He opened it to see Jessica, incredibly drunk and leaning over to the side. She straightened as he opened the door, and pushed him back into his room. Her eyes were wide in the lamplight, and her grin was loose and careless. 

"You got something I need, stranger." Alec shook his head minutely, and Jess snorted. "C'mon, stud, you know how bad you want it. You know you wanna do me, and I know how much I want it right now." Alec felt something strange settle into his guts, and a desire for rage. He ripped her dress down off her shoulders, and Jess leant in to kiss him.

He gave her a perfunctory kiss as she began to rub his cock through his pants. He didn't want to do this. He knew that he was still in love with her. But she felt so good up against his body, and it was Jess, and she wanted him. He pushed his hands through her hair, and held her head to his chest while she stared down at his cock.

The thick shaft eased out of his boxer briefs, and Alec moaned into her hair. He pushed her down and she began to mouth the head of his cock. Alec didn't stand for long, and he whipped her around and pushed her over stomach first onto the bed.

He brought his hand down flat onto the swell of her ass, and Jess gave a low gasp and a wicked giggle. He spanked her again, and again, until both cheeks were red raw. Jess was writhing on the bed, moaning into the blankets.

Alec spat onto her ass and aimed his cock for her red hot slit. He drove his thick meat deep inside her, and Jessica gave a squeal of need as he pulled out of her again. She turned back and looked at him as he teased for with his cock for a while, then they locked eyes.

Alec's gray orbs were filled with confusion, frustration, and anger. Jessica's big brown eyes were half-lidded and hazed with drink as she watched him fuck her. Alec pulled her hips up a bit and she braced herself on her hands and elbows as she poked her ass higher into the air. 

Alec's hands moved onto her hips, and he began to pull back, driving his cock inside of her repeatedly while pulling back on her. Jessica's head lay back down as he fucked her, but her ass moved back against him harder and faster.

She was so tight and wet. Alec stopped and watched as she moved herself up and down his shaft. She was moaning deep in the covers as she used it, and her blonde hair was straggly and unkempt as he held still. He leant over and let a long dribble of saliva slide down his tongue and drip over her asshole.

He slid one finger up her ass cleavage and pushed it deep inside, and Jessica stopped moving. Her head was nodding in the blankets, and she pushed back a bit more. Alec pulled his cock out and leant down, shoving his tongue against her pussy and running it up and down her lips. 

Jessica's knees buckled, and she shook. There was a tiny sigh, and she gave a squirm on his tongue, then clear liquid gushed out of her. Jessica sighed again, and Alec stood up and spread her ass wide. She moved her head to the side and shook it, and he sneered and impaled her on his cock. 

Jessica gave a shriek of lust and pain as she surged up onto her hands, and whipped her head around. She stared at him in hate as he leant down and reached around to play with her pussy. He spread her wide and began to rub her clit with his thumb while he penetrated her with his index finger. 

Jessica's eyes rolled back into her head, and she began to grunt in time with his thrusts. Alec felt his thighs begin to burn as he twisted, arching his cock upwards inside of her. Jessica was moaning listlessly as he fucked her ass, and Alec's hands let her go and grabbed her waist. 

Jessica slumped down onto the bed and began to cry out as his rhythmic fucking brought her around for a second climax. Alec was driving his cock inside of her ass hard, and Jessica was almost catatonic around his cock, until she began to moan and grunt and squeeze. 

Alec couldn't take it for much longer, and he slapped his hands down onto her ass cheeks and came with a gasp as his body tensed up. He began to shake as he burst, gushing inside of her ass deep in her bowels. 

Jessica smiled as he slumped, his thick cock sliding out of her. She lay there on the bed, catching her breath for a while. Eventually, she stirred as she pulled her dress back down and got off the bed. Alec looked away, his frustration and his pain on his face. 

"You know what I love about this, Alec?" He didn't answer her, just rolled over and reached for his briefs. "The fact that even when you hate me, you still wanna fuck me, and you still do a decent job of it, too." Alec didn't reply as he pulled his briefs on, and got up to stand by the window. 

"I can't keep doing this." Jessica snorted as she left the room, ducking into the en-suite. "I'm not going to get over you and move on with my life if I keep sleeping with you. It doesn't work like that." Jessica flushed the toilet and came out, her shoes in her hands.

"Alec, get over yourself for two seconds, ok? We both know that your dick stays hard while you're inside me, so you're getting what you need out of this. And I'm definitely getting what I need." He shook his head and leant against the window. 

Outside, the lights of LA were bright, competing against the stars and outshining them. "So just get off your high horse, ok? We decided that this is for the best."

"No, Jess, you decided. And now I'm deciding. I sold everything I had to follow you like some puppy with a new owner, and I think I need to move. I'm looking at buying a place in New York. And this is stopping." Jess shook her head, her expression incredulous.

"I might be drunk, but you gotta be delusional to think you're getting better pussy than this, Alec." She stutted over to him and leant in close. "We both know how much you like fucking me. You won't be able to go the distance without it. Because I'm the best you'll ever have." 

Alec gritted his teeth and lifted his chin out of her reach. Jessica stared at him, the haze of drink burning away in the face of her rejection. She stared at him through narrowed eyes. "Don't ruin a perfectly good fuck with your stupid little tantrum. You're not killing my buzz." 

She walked away from him towards the door, and turned back, giving him her best and brightest smile. "Thanks for the cock. See you next month."

********

Two weeks later, Jennifer Aniston smiled into the flashing lenses, with a somewhat uncomfortable Alec walking beside her. They were walking with linked elbows, and Jen leant in close. "Smile, Alec, this'll be good for you." He grinned at her, and spoke through his teeth. 

"I just hate those flashbulb parasites. I know that it's good to get noticed in this town, but I'd rather do that for my driving than my date." Jen pursed her lips playfully.

"I'm a date, tonight?" Alec's grin folded into a genuine smile. 

"No. You're the amazing and wonderful new friend that I'm chaperoning. I just can't bloody believe that you got me into a tie. I hate these stupid things." Jen gave a rich laugh, and pulled him down the red carpet. 

They were at the premiere of Jen's new movie, a heist flick that Alec had done most of the stunts in. Jen had recommended him for the job. They stopped in front of a young lady with dark hair and a microphone. Jen leant in to kiss the woman on the cheek, and smiled winsomely at her. 

"So, Jen, who are you wearing tonight?" Alec stepped back and crossed his hands behind his back, falling instinctively back into his old habit of scanning the crowd. Women were screaming at him, and men were cheering, and he looked around. Other celebrities were stopped along the red carpet, stage by stage. 

There were several he could name, and others he'd seen on set, assistant directors, producers. The stunt coordinator James walked around the corner and gave him the thumbs up. Alec smiled and waved. Jen grabbed his hand and pulled him back in front of the woman with the microphone.

"Sorry," she laughed. "He's a little difficult to reign in. This is my friend Alec Jensen, he did most of the driving in the movie, which is amazing, just wait and see." Alec smiled, and the woman moved the microphone to him with a flourish.

"So, Alec, walking the red carpet with one of the richest and most beautiful people on the planet, that's gotta be a change for you?" There was a strange questioning tilt to her voice, and Alec almost smiled. She had no idea who he was.


Jennifer's Nhyte



"Yeah, well, we really have to deal with what the cards we're dealt with, you know. I mean, just look at her; I'll struggle through, I assure you." Jen laughed and waved goodbye to the woman with the microphone. They headed towards the entrance and Jen squeezed his arm. 

"You handled that well, Alec. She was fishing for a you and me story, you know that, right?" Alec sniffed.

"And here I thought she really cared. I kinda figured that. But Hollywood doesn't believe in really good friends, does it?" Jen sighed, and hugged him. 

"No. At least not between people of different genders. It's not that often that you get someone who actually is just a good friend who's chaperoning you. But I'm really glad I've got one."

********

"Wow, Alec, we meet again! This is amazing. Twice in three weeks. How've you been?" Alec smiled tolerently, and glanced at Minnie, who was smiling at him with barely suppressed laughter. 

"Jules, good to see you. I've been good. Working. Keeping busy, you know, the usual. I'm surprised you remember me." Julianna looked at Minnie, who smiled at her. 

"Well, your taste in dates is impeccable, so you warranted some attention. So, Minnie, you're back in the states, looking fabulous! So who are we wearing?"

"Thank you. I'm in Versace and of course Jimmy Choo tonight. I guess you already know who my arm-candy is." Julianna laughed and looked back to Alec, who gave a thinly veiled smile. 

"So, not even a month ago; Jennifer Aniston. Tonight, Minnie Driver. What have you got that the rest of us don't?" Alec put an arm around Minnie, who smiled at the photographers automatically. 

"Good friends. Just good friends, though apparently all mine are famous these days." Julianna gushed as he gave her his best smile, and Minnie laughed again. 

"So, Alec, who are we wearing tonight?" Alec looked down at the black and dark blue suit that he'd been crammed into for the night. He helplessly smiled and shook his head. 

"I have no idea. I just get sent clothing and told to wear it, otherwise I'd be here in my briefs." Julianna gave a false laugh.

"And what a tragedy that would be. So what's next for you?" Alec frowned and looked up at the sky, which was beginning to fade into night. 

"Well, I've got about three weeks off, then I'm off to Prague to do some sequences with Len Wiseman for the new Die Hard..."

"MIN! ALEC!" All three people turned as the high voice sounded down the red carpet like a clarion call to battle. Pamela jiggled up and gave Minnie a hug and turned to Alec and Juliana. "Oops, was I interupting? I haven't seen these two in months."  

Juliana looked at Alec, who grinned and shrugged. "Who ARE you?" she asked exasperatedly. Alec smiled and laughed ruefully. 

"Good friends, Jules, just remember, good friends."

Later that night, Alec stared at the movie screen with his name in letters thirteen feet across. He had a small grin that wouldn't go away, and he turned to Minnie, who poked him in the ribs with her elbow. "Wow. I mean... wow. My first name credit as stunt driver. "Driving Sequences performed by Alec Jansen."" Minnie laughed lowly as the lights began to come up.

"Studios can be political too, sweetheart." Alec frowned as he helped her up. Her wedding ring winked at him in the light. 

"What do you mean?" She pursed her lips and sighed. 

"You've been getting a lot of press lately, Alec. Studios can see this. You're in the papers as the mystery man the Jen took to her premiere. You'll be in them tomorrow as the man who took a married woman to hers. And you know Pam."

"To the media in this town, knowing Pam Anderson is tantamount to shagging her. There's a long history of open infidelity in Hollywood. I wouldn't be surprised if some idiot snagged a shot of Jamie's wedding ring and changed it to being your engagement ring. That's what this town's like. There's no such thing as bad publicity to a studio." 

Alec sighed and gave her a sad smile. "But that's not it. We're all just friends." Minnie squeezed his hand sadly, and gave him a quick hug. 

"No such thing in Tinseltown, dear heart." 

Juliana caught him in the seat row and threw her arms out wide. "So, stud, how about that interview?" He looked back at Minnie, who cautiously moved her head from side to side, weighing it up. Finally, she nodded uncertainly. 

"Sure. Next week?" Juliana slipped a card into her hand from he didn't know where. 

"How's 2pm, Thursday?" He nodded and gave her a half-smile.

********

Alec opened the door to his hotel room with a sigh. He was bone tired, emotionally and physically drained. He stared at the bench and threw his keys and the room card down onto it with a slap. He sat down on his bed and took his shirt off slowly. It smelt of perfume, a thousand different brands, and cigarette smoke and alcohol.

If digital camera flashes had a smell, he was sure that it would have smelt like that too. He threw his shirt onto the floor and put his head in his hands. He didn't know how long it took to normally get over someone, but there just was nothing he could do. He'd become friends almost by accident with, as Juliana had said, some of the hottest women on the planet. 

And he only wanted one. Even after everything, he still wanted her. He hadn't seen Jess since their little spat at the hotel in LA. But did he really want her? Alec sighed again. He didn't know.

"Well, it sure looks like you've been busy." Sweet southern belle. To a tea. Alec looked up slowly, and stared at her. She sat on the couch, staring at him with her eyes. Alec felt his chest clench up, and he straightened.

"What are you... What do you want?" She didn't flinch at his tone, but stood up and moved towards him. There were tears in her eyes, and her mascara made her look like an upset raccoon. Alec crossed his arms in front of him to stop them from reaching out for her.

"I wanna know how it is that suddenly you're off fucking every bitch in Hollywood, that's what I fucking want!" Alec stared at her, and felt his hands shaking.

She took two steps towards him and her hands latched onto his crotch. His cock began to swell as he stared at her, at the urgent need in her face. A triumphant smile worked it's way across her features, and something in Alec's head whispered not to care. But he knew that if anything happened between the two of them he'd be just as messed up as last time.

Jess's hand slipped inside his jeans, and she grabbed his cock. Her tongue moved out as she opened her mouth, and her body was shaking. She was so desperate to know that he was still in love with her that...

Something snapped inside of him, and he wondered how he couldn't see this side of her before. She was only doing this for her self-gratification, nothing more. She didn't want him. She just wanted him to want her. He pushed her back and zipped himself up. She stared at him and her eyes went wide. 

"Which fucking whore is it, Alec? Huh? You were partying with Minnie Driver this week, not even a month ago, you were wining and dining Jennifer Aniston. Who is it next week, huh? You already had me, you gonna fuck my sister, too, round out your collection?"

Then he felt the anger rise up, and he stared at her. "Jesus, Jess, you...You...How dare...You don't know...Fuck." He shook his head as the words escaped him. Her hands were on her hips and she leant in, everything about her accusing him. His fists loosened as the fight suddenly vanished. 

"You're one to talk. John Mayer? Oh, and thanks for the faith. You might have forgotten that you dumped me. You expected me to mope and moan after you forever? You self-righteous little bitch. Get fucked and get out of my hotel room. And for your personal information, and my gratification, you can ask any of those "bitches" who happen to be my real friends, that I haven't slept with any of them."

"For God's sake, Kate and Minnie are happily married women. Jen's still getting over a tough divorce, and if you didn't already know, Pam's... well, she's not the healthiest woman in the world, and besides, I've got the honour of being the only man whose dick hasn't been inside of her when she was drunk and in a male's vicinity. So you can take yourself the FUCK out."

She stood there for a long moment, staring at him. "And you expect me to believe that you never touched any of them. Why the fuck wouldn't you do that, Alec? You're a man."

"Fuck!" Alec stood up and walked towards the shower. "Because I thought I was still in love with you, you fucking idiot. Because I was holding on to the thought that perhaps one day in the long distant future, you and I could be in love and not have to worry about all of this crap! Now get out before I call security." 

He slammed the bathroom door behind him and slumped down onto the floor with his back to the door. There was dead silence for a moment, and then he heard a sob. 

Footsteps on the carpet faded and he heard the door shut. His guts twisted up inside of him, and he lurched to the toilet as he threw up. Alcohol, lack of sleep and severe emotional turmoil apparently weren't a good combination. At least not for stomach stability.

After a while, he reached up and flushed. Alec stood slowly, his guts still tight and in knots. He turned on the shower and let the hot water run solid. He dropped his jeans and underwear down and stepped into the scalding stream. He tried to lose himself in the heat of the water, but still didn't know how he felt.

Nothing had changed. He felt like a speed addict after a hit straight out of rehab. She was still perfect, and she still affected him the same way. His heart was racing, and Alec could almost feel the ache cracking his chest again. 

It wasn't like she was anyone normal, that you dealt with a break-up the same way. She was Jessica Simpson for God's sake. It wasn't like he could not see her face anywhere. He slowly turned the heat off and stood there, feeling the water drip down his body. He shook his long hair away from his face, and squeezed his eyes shut. 

The phone began to ring, and he picked it up and looked at the number. He flipped the phone open and smiled as a burst of nightclub racket came through the tiny speaker. "Hey Pam, how're ya feeling?" Pam giggled into the phone.

"I was wondering if you'd like to lose your special status?" Alec laughed softly and reached back in to turn the shower off. He heard the music quieten down, and the sound of someone lighting a cigarette. "Well?" She exhaled and Alec shook his head.

"What do you mean by that? What special status?" Pam laughed, sounding drunk. 

"I mean about not fucking me. C'mon, your little bitch is running around the club here now, looking like shit, telling everyone how bad you are in bed. I thought I could do your reputation some points and defend you, only sweetie, I don't know if you are or not." Alec shook his head. 

"What? I mean, where are you?" There was a rustle as Pam shrugged on the other end of the phone. 

"I'm just about ten minutes down the road, why? You getting' hard thinking about me?" He gave a rueful laugh. 

"Nah, Jess was just here. Like ten minutes ago. I told her where to go." Pam laughed.

"Good for you. We should get it on, you know, to celebrate." Alec stayed stock still for a moment, then sighed. 

"So tempting, princess, so tempting. But I think I'm just gonna go to bed." Pam gave a pitiful sigh on the other end of the phone.

"Ooh, no cockie for Pam tonight. Hey, sweetie, still friends, okay? I'll fix that bitch up for you. Nobody rags on my friends." 

"No, Pam, wait..." but she was gone. Alec looked at the phone and then at his haggard, dripping form in the mirror.

"Another fine mess you've gotten me into." His reflection didn't answer, and closed his eyes and sighed again. There was a knock at the door, and a soft voice. Alec pulled the towel around his waist, and moved to the door, but stopped at the handle. There was a soft knock, and the sound of a slight sniff from the other side. 

Alec's hand closed, and he leant against the door. "Yes?" he breathed, barely above a whisper. 

"Alec, it's Minnie, can I come in?" Alec swung the door open and looked at her, her dark perfection stained like Jessica's had been, but not quite as bad. Minnie had years on controlling herself. Minnie ducked her head low and brushed past him, barely noticing his state of undress. She sat gingerly on the edge of the couch and looked at him. Her wedding ring was in her hand, stretched out to him.

"What's this meant to mean, Alec? Huh? What does it mean?" Alec stared at her then sat down on the other end of the couch. 

"Nothing to Jamie, if your tears are anything to go by. What happened?" The British beauty shook her head angrily and began to rumage around in her purse. 

"He's fucking her. He couldn't even wait to get home. I had to walk in to my fucking own hotel room to see him... I mean, HE had flown in, supposedly to see ME, and they're fucking on my bed. I walk in, and it's all my fault. I'm never home, I never... Jesus, Alec, I've been faithful to him my whole marriage. I never cheated on him, not once."

Alec stood up and gently took her purse off her. He pulled out her cigarettes and gave her one. She took it and held onto his hand. Alec held it briefly, then knelt down on one knee and hugged him to her. Tightly in his arms, she began to cry, great sobs that racked her entire body. 

After a while, her sobs slowed, and her face turned to the side. She reared back slightly and brushed at his chest with one hand. Her mascara had run and was black smudge across his skin. She smiled apologetically and shook her head slowly. Alec went over and opened a window, inviting her over. She moved to the window and lit her cigarette. 

Minnie sighed and collected herself. She smiled at Alec again, who stood still and waited. "God, I'm a mess, I must look awful." Alec gave her a half smile.

"Moderately. You can use the bathroom if you're worried about it." Minnie stubbed her cigarette out on the bottom of her shoe and took them off. Then she ducked her head slightly and moved towards the bathroom. Alec heard the sink tap hissing as he moved around to the bedroom and grabbed a pair of tracksuit pants.

He slid them on and hung the towel up near the window, and shook his head. Life had never been this complicated when he had been back home in Australia, with no-one to care for but himself and his friends. Now was the almost the same, but his friends were unbelievably attractive. 

Minnie came back through the door, and Alec smiled at her. Her face was clean scrubbed and slightly pink from the hot water. Her dark hair curled down her shoulder, and she sat on the bed gently. Alec took a deep breath and sat down as well. She stared at him across the folded covers.

"She's younger. Half my age. Probably two thirds my... weight. And probably three times my cup size." She was staring at him, her expression numb. Alec got up and then sat back down beside her. She leant down and put her head against his shoulder while he gave her a one-armed hug. 

"And an eighth of you IQ, I'll wager." Minnie gave a small laugh and laid a hand gently on his chest. Slowly, her head moved up towards him, and for a second, Alec felt his breath catch in his throat. But then he closed his eyes and hugged her to him instead. Minnie pulled back after a moment, and stared at him.

"So you don't want me, either? I'm that fucking far gone?" Alec scoffed and didn't let her go. 

"That's bullshit. I'd fuck you in a heartbeat, Min, and in the morning, we'd both hate ourselves." Minnie sighed and shook her head, her shoulders shaking again.

"I just want so bad to be wanted, Alec. I mean, I just want it so bad. By Jamie, by someone, anyone. I don't care if nothing happens, I just want to feel like I'm still worth it." Alec smiled and hugged her closer, and this time, Minnie slipped her arms around her friend's shoulders. 

Alec kissed the top of her head through her wet hair. "I must be fucking gay, I swear to God." Minnie raised her head and looked at him quizzically. Alec gave her a grin and kissed her forehead. "You can stay here tonight. I'll grab the couch." Minnie stared at him, then nodded and thanked him.

After he'd given her a pair of his boxer shorts and a shirt to sleep in, Alec sat down at the small desk on the far side of the room and opened a letter page up. He picked up a pen and listened as Minnie's breathing deepened. He began to write, and nodded to himself as the pen nib scratched across the page.

The morning sun crept slowly across the New York skyline as Alec finished and tucked the pages away into an envelope. Minnie stirred as he opened the windows again to let the morning air in. Already the noise of the city was changing from its ethereal night to the bustle of day. 

The British beauty pushed herself up to a sitting position, and smiled at Alec as he picked up the phone and ordered three lots of breakfast. Minnie frowned until the door gave a shudder as he hung up. Alec opened it as a bouncing Pamela Anderson gave them both a smile. Alec turned to Minnie. "Figured you could use some back-up, and Pam was in the area. She was at 5am, anyway."

Minnie smiled and hugged her friend, and Alec handed her the envelope. She frowned, and Pam rose an eyebrow. Alec shrugged. "Emotional Intervention. You seemed last night to think that you were at fault for Jamie leaving, or at least, losing his fucking mind." Pam snatched the letter from her friend and ripped it open. 

Alec ran his hand through his hair and headed to the shower. Minnie and Pam were sitting on the bed hunched over the letter as he shut the door, and he heard both women sigh. He smiled and turned the taps on, then let the steam fill the room. He washed himself slowly, letting the girls get through the letter and letting breakfast arrive as well. 

As he heard the conversation liven up in the bedroom, he towelled himself down and slipped his tracksuit pants back on. He opened the door and saw the breakfast tray. Minnie was popping a grape into her mouth as he walked through the door, when she turned and dropped the pages on the bed and enfolded him in a gentle hug.

"You are the kindest, best, and most wonderful human being on the face of the planet. You are...You're..." Tears began in her eyes, and Alec kissed her on the cheek. 

"Have some brekky and jump in the shower, okay?" She nodded and sat back down. Nobody spoke during breakfast, but the girls poured over the letter again. Minnie finished her fruit platter and shook her head softly.

She leant over and put her hand on Alec's wrist. "She's so lucky." Alec frowned as the beautiful brunette stood up.

"Who?" Minnie smiled as she turned and headed for the shower. Pam waited until the water began to sound, then turned back to Alec quickly.

"Where the fuck did you come up with this? Emotional Intervention, this had got to be the best pick-me-up since coffee and coke." Alec smiled, and the blonde giggled. "I don't even get half of this stuff. But you certainly put a smile on Min's face again."

Alec stuck a bit of bacon in his mouth and began to chew. "Min thought it was her fault that that shithead cheated on her, and she was feeling down, so I wrote some stuff that I thought she'd want to hear. It's true, most of it, an' what isn't don't have to be." Pam shook her head in wonder and got up to bang on the door to the bathroom. 

Min gave a yell and Pam opened the door slightly. "Hey sweetie, listen, at some stage this week, I ought to get back somewhere and get some sleep. You feeling good enough to last until tonight, when I wake up again?" Steam began to work it's way out the door, and Alec dropped his tracksuit pants and grabbed his jeans.

"Um, yeah, I'll be fine. I'll finish up here and just take off, catch a plane back, whatever." Alec smiled as Pam shut the door and looked at him. He dragged a shirt over his head, and the blonde sex symbol sighed. 




Jennifer's Nhyte



"Ok, well, I guess that I'll be off. I'll ring you later, ok?" Min gave a shout and Pam slipped her phone out of her pocket and began to press the keypad. A moment later she smiled at Alec and Minnie's phone gave a beep. Alec moved towards it, and Pam gave a growl. Alec began to laugh.

"Secret women's business, huh?" Pam sniffed, then came over and gave him a hug. She pressed her body close to him and Alec couldn't help but feel her breasts against his chest and his cock began to thicken. Pam made a noise and looked down and smiled. She winked at him as he cleared his throat, and left the room. 

A moment later, Minnie came out of the shower, towelling her hair in the shirt and boxer shorts that she'd slept in. She was humming happily to herself as she towelled her black hair dry. Her movements slowed as she read down the pages of the letter again, on the bed. Alec was leaning against the windowsill, watching her.

The towel slipped out of her fingers and leant down to pick the letter up again, shaking her head. She moved over to Alec and stood very close to him. The fresh, clean scent of her hair and the scent of the soap rising from her skin edged into his awareness, and Alec felt himself shifting in his stance.

Minnie looked up at him, her curly hair framing her face. "You are wonderful. You are especially kind. Your heart gives me strength, your laugh gives others joy. Your presences brightens, your absence darkens. Your eyes enchant, and your soul enraptures."

"Where did you come up with this, Alec?" He smiled at her she stood very still, but his grin was weak and crooked. 

"In case you haven't noticed, I didn't. It's just a description. Every woman deserves to know how wonderful they are occasionally. Most of the time, when they really need to." Minnie shook her head and let the papers fall to the floor. She leant against him and put her arms around his neck and pulled him down, cheek to cheek.

"You're the most wonderful friend I have, Alec..." Alec breathed in deeply, inhaling the very scent of her. Her face pushed against his and her head tilted up. There was a moment's hesitation, then their lips met gently. Min sighed against him, and her body slid up to align with his. Alec took a breath and leant back, but his arms were still tight around her.

"Thought we'd hate each other in the morning?" Min gave a quirky smile. 

"It IS morning. Besides, Alec, this isn't an engagement. This is something between friends that may never happen again, but can happen now with no strings if you want it. I just need to feel wanted, I need to feel sexy, and..."

Alec cut her off as his arms tightened around her and his lips lowered to hungrily devour hers. Min's urgency fed Alec's lust, and their tongues twisted furiously around each other. Her fingers bent to scrape her nails down his neck and spine, and a shiver went through him. 

Min's movements turned feral as she fought to bring him in closer. She surged up into his arms and her leg curled around to rub along the back of his calf. Alec's arms tightened around her waist, and then he leant back, his hands going to the hem of the shirt she wore. 

His hands pushed it up to her chest, and his fingers sought and found her breasts. His thumbs grazed over her nipples, and Minnie gave a quick gasp and a low moan. Her head leant back, arching her chest up towards him. Alec leant down, bringing her up closer to him, and mouthed at her breast. The still taut flesh in his mouth tasted of soap and silk, and Alec moaned hungrily.

Min began to pant as Alec's arms moved, encircling her chest again as he picked her up. Her legs swung around, grasping his waist. Alec's hard cock slid up her groin, rubbing on her dark, curled hair. Fire raced along the shaft, and Alec shook.

He gasped as she wriggled her hips up and down, her dark patch of hair scrubbing against the red, full head of his cock. Alec shook, and Minnie pulled him down onto her. They landed on the floor, but neither truly noticed as Min rolled over, pulling Alec on top of her. 

Alec moved back a bit, and their mouths parted as Alec slid down, then back up again, dragging her legs over his shoulders. Min reached down, panting, as she spread her lips wide and her hips began to quiver. Alec aimed his cock forwards and began to run his head up and down her openening.

Min wriggled frantically against him, trying to get him inside of her. Alec held himself for a moment, until she looked up, then surged forwards, pushing himself deep inside of her and kissing her. Minnie gave a loud moan into his mouth as his meat drove inside of her.

She felt tight around his shaft, and her legs pushed back against him, then she moaned again. Min's moans turned to cries of passion and lust as he began to surge his hips towards her. Min's eyes fluttered closed as their faces stayed inches apart, and Alec could feel her breath moving against his lips. 

She laid back on the floor and moaned loudly as Alec settled into a rhythm. Her eyes rolled back into her head as his fingers encased her neck. He held onto her lightly, pulling her down gently as he thrust up inside of her. He could feel the tight heat around him clenching down as she shuddered. A half-smile twisted her lips as her breathing quickened.

Alec leant in close to her, arching his hips as he felt her mound rub against his curled hair. Minnie gasped, then gave a shriek, then shook. Her eyes opened, and she stared at him. "I'm so hard for you. You're so fucking sexy, I'll never forget this. You're making me so hot and horny, I just wanna fuck you so much."

He whispered to her, and her smile as she moaned drove him on further. He whispered to her more, telling her how she felt around his cock, how much he liked fucking. His own words started to get to him, and his drives quickened. Minnie was gasping and shrieking into his face, until he slid his hands up her back and grabbed her shoulders.

"Fuck me, fuck me, fuck me, ooh fucking jesus..." Minnie was panting in time with his thrusts, and she began to shake in his arms as his cock began to throb and jerk inside of her. Alec was roaring as Minnie screamed. 

Alec drove his cock inside of her quickly, fucking her as he shook. His cock was exploding deep within her, and Alec felt wetness exploded against his stomach and groin. Minnie gave a high pitched wail and then collapsed. Alec slumped against her, then rolled over. 

Their chests and hearts hammered, trying to catch their breath as they lay there. Alec looked down at his cock and chest. His stomach was covered in a thin sheen of sweat and cum, and his cock wept as it pulsed. Minnie lurched forwards, putting her head on his stomach. 

He put his hand on her dark, curly hair, and felt it's silk as she mouthed and then inhaled his cock. She was moaning and humming, and Alec felt himself surging again. His cock burst as her teeth slid down the seam underneath, and he gave her another burst of cum. Her lips were incredible around him, and he shook and collapsed back down.

After a moment, Min sighed and rolled over, her head leaning on his stomach. She smiled at him ruefully, and Alec shook his head in wonder. "Now that wasn't..." Min gave a giggle as she sat up and ran her hand through her hair.

"Making love? No. Not quite. God damn, Alec. That was exactly what I needed." Alec didn't say anything and Min smiled to herself as she looked around. Her clothing from the night before was folded neatly on the chair. She stood up and began to pull it on. Alec slowly moved up and pulled the towel around his waist. 

He stared at her, and she slowed as she got dressed. She turned around, and shook her head. "I don't want this to come between us, Alec. It was..." Alec smiled softly.

"Just two friends who needed and found something from the other?" Min smiled at him and pursed her lips.

"I know what I got from you. What did you get from me?" When he didn't answer, Min frowned. She stepped closer to him and put a hand on his chest. "Alec?" He smiled at her and looked away.

"I don't want things to get weird between us, either." His gray eyes slid back towards her.

Min sighed happily and ran her knuckle down the side of his face. She shook her head softly and smiled. Alec grinned at her and closed his eyes. "You can stay, if you like. I can sleep on the couch, or whatever."

She didn't answer him, but her hand left his cheek. Alec opened his eyes and Min looked away, but the smile was still on her face. "Oh, Alec. You made me feel so...so..." She searched for the words as she pulled her handbag over her shoulder.

"You made me realise that it's all worth fighting for. I AM wanted. I AM attractive. And I AM worth fighting for. And so is my marriage. I'll call you, ok?" The door closed behind her, and Alec sat down. How did he feel about sleeping with Minnie? He didn't know. He looked out the window of his hotel, and took a deep breath.

That night, he tossed and turned in bed a billion times. He heard his shouts and Jessica's sobbing, and felt like it was all happening over and over again. His alarm clock beeped at 9am, and he rolled over and stared at it, feeling as though he hadn't slept at all. 

He walked into the bathroom, wondering why he'd set his alarm clock at all. He still felt strange, pent up, needing release. He wasn't horny; he just had energy to burn. He thought about going for a walk or something, then remembered that the hotel had a gym. 

He marched downstairs in running slacks and a hooded jumper open at the front. The girl on the front door raised an eyebrow and took his jumper off him and gave him a towel. She smiled at him invitingly from under a mop of blonde curls, and he smiled sadly back.

He punished his body for the next three hours solid. He could feel the burn of his muscles straining against the weights and against the pull of his body. He worked out hard, he ran, he swam, he worked on the rowing machine, he steamed and he lifted. After three hours, he body was beginning to hurt, but in a good way. 

He left again, and gave the girl at the front a tip as he collected his jumper. He ran back up the stairs, draining a bottle of water as he went. He came to his door and slipped the card down. The door unlocked and he stared at it for a moment, wondering how she'd gotten in last night. He shut the door and moved to the shower. 

The water cascaded down his body and Alec smiled as he worked the soap and bodywash over himself. He was proud of the way he looked, but it was more than that. Hours with Jessica nowhere but in his head had destroyed his will to eat, or drink. Working out required focus and concentration, when he couldn't think like a love-sick teen.

There was a hollow tapping sound, and Alec began to dry himself off. He heard a woman calling his name, and wrapped the towel around his waist. He opened the hotel door, expecting to see Jessica or Minnie again, but instead, Jennifer stood there, dressed in jeans and a pale blue blouse and black jacket. 

Her eyes widened, and her gaze instantly became riveted to his face. "Um, so are we still on for... um..." Alec blushed and nodded.

"Lunch, right." He ran his free hand through his hair, bringing it back away from his face. "Sorry, just let me get dressed." Jennifer shut the door behind her and blew out a breath she didn't realise she held. She picked his shirt up off the ground and poked her head around the corner.

"Are you decent?" Alec cleared his throat.

"Yeah, just, ah..." She walked around and smiled as Alec began to button his shirt up. He wore only his boxer briefs underneath, and out of the corner of her eye, Jen couldn't help but notice his abbs disappearing from sight.

"Dirty wash?" she asked, holding out his shirt. Alec jerked his chin in the direction of a pine basket he always carried with him from hotel to hotel for his laundry. Jen opened the lid, and frowned at the strange strips of stained wood on the underside, until the strong smell of sandalwood hit her, and she smiled.

Alec pulled his jeans on, and slipped his feet into some boots. He sat on the bed and stared down at the couch in the other room, and Jen sat down beside him. "So, what's up?" He smiled at her concern, and gave a half-hearted smile. 

Jen sternly frowned at him, and he held out his hand as he stood up. She took it and held it. "C'mon, Alec, talk to me." He took a deep breath and fixed his collar as she watched him.

"Jessica. She came by. Well, more to the point, she was here when I got in. Waiting. It didn't exactly go well." Jen nodded slowly, and looked around at the room. 

"At least no furniture was broken. Pottery never seems to survive my tantrums. So what happened?" Alec shook his head slowly.

"It was like waking up starving and the only thing to eat is rat poison. I gotta tell you, Jen, I wanted her so bad. I think she wanted me back too. She was so upset, because she saw who I'd been hanging out with. And then I just couldn't think of a single reason that I'd want to be with her anymore. And I still don't know how that feels." 

Jen gave him a weak smile, and stood up, and he put a gentle hand on her shoulder. "I need a favour, Jen." She looked back at him over her shoulder and her eyes were shining, almost damp. A deep, gnawing feeling began to seep into Alec's guts. She rose her eyebrows and waited patiently.

"Does retail therapy work? I need a... a um..." Jen stared at him for a moment. Then she began to laugh. 

"A makeover?" Alec frowned sternly, but smiled as he saw her begin to giggle.

"Well, I think a "do-over" is slightly more masculine. But yeah. Make me something new, will you Jen. You above all people know I'm not exactly wonderful in the style department." Jen nodded and took a deep breath.

"Sure. On one condition though. I need to go dancing tonight and let my hair down, and Kate's in town, so you're going to be chaperone again. Deal?" Alec grinned and nodded. He held out his hand.

"Deal."

*******

Four hours later, Alec was wandering down the street laden down with bags. When he'd told Jen that he wanted a makeover, he didn't realise that she intended to remake him in Ken's image. He refrained from calling her Barbie. Idly, he wondered what Pam was doing. Jen's phone rang, and she dug through her bag and pulled the flashing little clamshell open.

"Hey, what's up?" Alec rolled his shoulders and neck as Jen began to excitedly talk, to Kate he surmised, as they began to talk about the clubs in town that were looking decent and reputable. His fresh haircut had left small, tiny fragments of hair scratching down his neck. 

His long blond hair was gone, shaved away in an extremely tight cut. It thinned out his face, and the stylist had told him it brought out his inner bad-boy. Until then, Alec hadn't actually known that he had one, and was pleased to make his acquaintance. He'd caught Jen eyeing him off from the corner of her eye a few times, and couldn't really be upset about it.

His gray eyes watched amusedly as a small crowd of tourists followed at a distance. Alec found a sudden grin and stuck two fingers above Jen's head and rabbit eared her to the awed fans. Jen turned as he looked away innocently, and hit him on the shoulder. 

Alec smiled until they rounded a corner and bumped almost headlong into a group of school kids, looking around with wide eyes and pencils and pads. Almost as one, the kids screamed "Rachel!" Alec looked behind him, but Jen began to laugh.

"Ah, of course," he murmured, as Jen began to sign autographs. A tiny girl was edging from the back, holding up her pad with the biggest eyes he'd ever seen, and he smiled as he put the bags down. The little girl was straining, but Jen was swamped with the others. Alec reached out and tugged on the little girl's jacket. She turned and he smiled to her.

"Hi. I'm Alec. What's your name?" The girl stared at him suspiciously for a moment, and then took a cautious step closer.

"I'm Tamara. Do you know Rachel?" Alec solemnly nodded and held out his hand. The little girl shook it slowly and turned back to the swarm of squealing and giggling kids. She looked back at Alec, then turned back around and stepped right up close to him. 

"You sound funny. Where are you from?" Alec cleared his throat and nodded seriously.

"You're right, I do sound funny. I'm from Australia." Tamara frowned and then her big eyes widened, and she reached out and patted him on the knee. 

"I'm sorry about the Crocodile Hunter, Mr. Alec." Alec burst out laughing, and then covered his mouth as Tamara glared at him. 

"Ah, thank you, that's very kind. Aren't you meant to be in school today? Or is this a field trip?" Tamara pointed to a middle aged man trying to get Jen to sign his wallet. 

"That's Mr. Hargrove. Mr. Hargrove is our history teacher. We're learning about New York today." Alec nodded and took a breath, but the children suddenly let out a collective sigh of disappointment as Jen stood up. 

"Sorry guys, but we're really in a hurry today." The kids all began to wave, and Tamara waved to Alec and giggled. "Looks like Jess's got some competition." Alec smiled at Jen, and picked up the bags. 

"Yeah, well, I think its about high time I moved on from little Miss Simpson. I don't even want to think about that spoiled brat for a month. So I take it that was Kate?" Jen nodded as she smiled triumphantly. Alec frowned, but didn't press her. She didn't seem to be smiling much aside from that. 

The press had been hounding her lately over Brad and Angelina's new adoption plans, as Jen still didn't have a man or a baby, and her clock was ticking. Alec's jaw clenched as he thought of the invasive questions she faced. 

She was staring at him, and he gave her a smile. She held her hands out wide. "Well?" Alec shook himself. 

"Sorry, I faded out for a second there. What was the question?" 

"Are you up for a late one? Kate and Len have gotten a babysitter, and even Len's anxious for some down time. We're heading to The Nobody's Inn, Hinder's playing. Up for it?" Alec thought for a moment.

"I have no idea where or what the Nobody's Inn is, or who Hinder are, but absolutely." Jen grinned fantastically, and gestured up the street as she put her phone away. Alec smiled gently and dutifully started off with all that bags. He glanced at Jen as they moved up through the crowds, some of whom stopped to stare, or pretended not to.

She was absolutely gorgeous, there was no denying it. But there was just something else about her, that made him feel like he'd known her for his whole life, not just a short couple of months. She glanced at him, her blue-green eyes sparkling as she took in the cool air of the city.

"What?" Alec shook his head and faced forwards, but turned back after a moment. 

"Can I ask you a personal question?" Jen smiled.

"Of course you can." Alec stared straight ahead for a while. 

"Have you ever thought about...us? Like, as more than friends?" Jen's strides shortened, and Alec slowed accordingly. "I know, I shouldn't have asked, it's not really..."

"Yes. I have." She was looking straight ahead, and didn't meet his eyes. "You um... I mean, there's no-one in my life, or yours at the moment. Sometimes you can't help but wonder, you know? The whole what if thing. Minnie'd kill me if anything happened. She's planning on dumping Jamie for you, I think."

Alec laughed uncomfortably, and Jen smiled. "Well, I gotta be honest, I guess. Minnie's wonderful, she's really funny, but I've been thinking that uh... anyway." His cheeks and neck darkened, and he suddenly felt hot. "Um, look, I don't know much about the Nobody's Inn, but what time are we supposed to be there?"

Jen smiled to herself, and everything was alright between them again, the awkwardness gone. "Shortly, I guess. So happy to be chaperone for the evening?" Alec nodded and smiled as Jen perked back up again.




Jennifer's Nhyte



"We'd better get back to your hotel then, and I'm gonna steal a shower, and do some dress ups. It's almost 5, and I need some time to get ready." Alec nodded and tried to look at his watch, but there were too many bags. Jen gave a soft laugh as they made their way towards the hotel. Alec stopped to say hello to the doorman, as he always did, and then they moved on to his room.

They stepped out of the elevator and Alec looked down at his pants pocket. The jeans were faded and torn, because he still had all his new stuff in the bags. "Um..." The hotel card key was in his pocket, and he thrust his hip out to Jen, who laughed. She wormed her hand into the tightly pressed pocket, and grabbed the card. 

Alec felt himself suddenly flush hot as he realised her hand was moving around about three inches from his cock. His briefs gave a twitch, and he darkened as a blush crept across his skin. Jen drew the card out and slid it along the lock. 

The latch clicked, and they pushed in through the door. Jen made straight for the bathroom, and Alec set all the bags down on the bed. He straightened and stretched his arms above his head. He thought about cricket and football, and tried to forget about the thickness of his cock. 

Jen stuck her head out of the bathroom as Alec shrugged his arms out of his jacket. Her hair was dry, but there was a towel wrapped loosely around her chest, modestly covering her immodesty. "Hey, put some music on, will you?"

Alec smiled weakly and turned to the CD player. "Uh... so what do you fancy?" 

"Whatever's in there, yeah?" Jen's voice floated through the closed door, and Alec cleared his throat. They were only friends, and it wasn't... God she was sexy. Alec frowned as he stared at the CD player, just trying to concentrate and forget that she was showering not ever a dozen feet from where he was.

What was it about guys, if there was a naked woman nearby, friend or not, then suddenly everything got hazy. It was really no wonder that strippers were on such good money. He took a deep breath and opened the CD tray. "The Lion King Soundtrack, Extreme Behaviour, Bat out of Hell. Hey, what was the name of the band playing at this club?"

Jen didn't answer, and Alec knew that he was crossing a boundary if he went in. He hit play, and the CD cycled through. The Lion King Soundtrack began to play, with stirring instrumentals. Alec began to lay out all the clothing in the bags that Jen had bought for herself, and picked out a nice outfit for himself. 

He went with the black leather pants and the blue silk shirt. He almost pulled the shirt on, but realised that his neck was still covered in shaved hair, so he poured a couple of glasses of ice water and waited. 

Jen stepped out of the bathroom shortly after, her hair damp and slightly curly. There wasn't a scrap of make-up on her face, and Alec swallowed and cleared his throat. The towel was a soft white cotton that barely covered her, leaving most of her thigh bare and hinted at her bosom. 

Alec stared for a moment, and his eyes travelled up her body, taking it all in. He shook himself and closed his eyes. "Uh...I'm...gonna jump in and wash all this off. I'll uh..." Jen turned around and glanced at him over her shoulder, and he blushed and cleared his throat again.

"I'm just gonna... in the shower. I mean, I'm just gonna go and have a shower." She gave him a crooked smiled and an almost quizzical light lit her eyes. She softly smiled at him, and Alec smiled back.

As he shut the door to the bathroom, Alec let out an explosive breath. He slid his tight jeans down to his ankles and stepped out of them. His cock was thick and hard against his briefs, and he reached down and began to rub it a bit. He blinked and shook his head, and reached inside the shower. His hand wavered between the hot and cold taps, and then he decided on the cold. It was probably for the best.

He faced up into the faucet, and let the ice cold water rush over him. His heart was racing, and he slowly tried to calm himself. His cock was shrinking in the cold stream, and he rubbed the washcloth over his neck, washing away the remnants of his haircut. Alec's hands moved over him, washing himself fully and trying to not to think about Jen. Or Jess.

Jess was the one he was thinking about all the time, wasn't it? Alec didn't know. He knew that he liked Jen, maybe a lot more than just as a friend. He rolled his neck and head, feeling the muscles pop and groan in protest. The last of the suds washed down his body and he turned the tap off. He heard the music stop, and then U2 began to play. 

"Bad" blared out and Alec reached for the towel. He sprayed on some deodorant, and wrapped the towel around his waist. He opened the door, and Jen was getting dressed. He stopped and watched as she shuffled her rear inside her frilly black panties. Alec was dumbstruck, and Jen bent over and reached down into the bag again. 

He cleared his throat, and Jen twisted around, then gasped and grabbed her towel. Alec slowly moved over to her and softly moved her hair away from her face, a small smile on his lips. Jen stared at him, her hands still holding the bra she'd been about to put on. 

His breath was racing through his body, and he could feel his hands shaking. It was almost a need, a desire for her so strong it was like a starving man's hunger. His shaking hands stilled as he grabbed the side of her neck and kissed her. 

His hand was like fire along the side of her jaw, and Jen's eyes fluttered closed as she kissed him. She melted against him, and then her hands were around his neck as his hands dropped to cup her rear and pull her up against him.

She could feel the huge length against her stomach, and Alec moaned into her mouth. Jen's towel slipped from around her, and she yanked the knot loose and freed him from the white cotton. Their still damp hair filled the room with it's strong, mingled scent, and Jen found herself arching against his body as Alec's hands spread wide, feeling the taut muscles beneath her skin.

It was like a dam burst, and neither cared to swim. They were consumed by their lust for one another, and Alec felt free for the first time in a long time. He could taste her need for him like musk on his tongue. His lips lifted, slowly baring his teeth as he raked them over her throat and lips.

Jen moaned against him and her lace-hidden heat pressed against him. Alec's hands ran up her spine and into her hair as he kissed her, more and more passionately. Jen's arms tightened around his neck, and she was moaning low in the back of her throat as his teeth slid roughly over her skin and neck.

Alec breathed out hard as she quivered in his arms, and pushed his tongue out to taste her completely. Jen was moaning breathlessly against him, and suddenly her hands were spread over his shoulders. She kissed him again urgently as Alec revelled in the feeling of her pulse against his tongue.

There was softness beneath them as they fell onto the bed, and Jen's arms slid down to run over the muscles of his shoulders. Her eyes were closed, and Alec raked his teeth down her throat and tenderly kissed the lines of her shoulder bones. Jen gave little gasps as his kisses moved lower. 

Her hands crisscrossed over the archings of his shoulders as he suckled at her body, moving lower. He gently gripped her nipple between his teeth and squeezed, then rubbed the engorged tip with this tongue. Jen gave a shudderingly low moan, and her thighs quivered against his ribs. Alec slid down her body, gently pressing her legs open as she ran her hands through his shorn hair.

"Oh my God..." Jen whispered as his hands slid down her thighs to slowly move her panties down her silken legs. His hot breath was on her centre already, and Jen couldn't stop her legs from shaking. She crossed her arms over her breasts self-consciously. Alec laughed lowly against her heat, and his hands spread wide over the tops of her thighs.

He blew softly on her pulsing mound, and lowered his lips to hers. He began to hum lowly against her as his tongue ran up and down her inner lips, and Jen murmured nonsensically to herself. Alec looked up as she moved her arms above her head and arched her hips into his mouth.

Alec moved his tongue deeper inside of her and began to rhythmically move it around in circles within her. His fingers spread her wide, and Jen began to gasp and moan in exasperation as his tongue sped up its attentions to her. Alec could feel her lust on his tongue, and felt his cock getting hard.

Jen gave a high moan, almost a yell, as the tip of his tongue moved up to rub at her clitoris. She convulsed, squeezing his fingers and tongue, and Alec blew softly again on the pulsing pink mound. Jen's voice was high pitched and frustrated as her nails arched up and scratched his thick shoulders. 

Alec moved forwards, kissing up her body and raking of her skin with his teeth. Jen reached beside the bed and dipped her hand into the ice bucket and grabbed two or three cubes, then pushed them into his mouth. Alec crushed them up and lowered his lips to her nipples again, letting each one feel the heat of his tongue and mouth, then the cold of the ice.

After a while, Jen's moans became more insistent, and she urged him up towards her. His cock slid up along her slit, and the brunette moaned open-mouthed against him. She stared into his eyes, and her fingertips slid down his ribs and along his hips, until she urged him up towards her with a slight nudge. 

Alec felt his cock easing inside of her, and closed his eyes as he felt the sensations rushing through him. He arched his hips, and began to push inside of her. He opened his eyes and watched as Jen bit her lip, a smile wide on her face. Her face changed as he slid deeper inside of her, and her arms tightened around his shoulders. 

She leant up and kissed at his face softly as he came to rest, fully inside of her. Alec rested his weight on his elbows, and began to slowly arch his hips into her. Jen gave little cries of pleasure and moans as his shaft began to pump inside of her slowly.

Jen could feel his thickness, and her eyes rolled back in her head as she held Alec close to her. They stayed like that forever, holding one another as Alec slowly arched his hips back and forth, drawing his cock out of her before sliding it slowly back in. Jen tossed her head from side to side, and when he suddenly gave a hard thrust, she bit down on his shoulder. 

Alec began to speed up as he pumped his cock inside of her, and Jen folded a leg over his, and pulled him upwards into her more with each thrust. His thrusts got faster, and faster, and his hands slid under her shoulders and gripped them hard. His lips sought hers, and then as they kissed, his thrusting slowed, and Jen grabbed his hands. 

She pulled them over their heads, and clasped them gently, fingers intertwined. She pushed upwards into him, and Alec rolled over, Jen on top of him. He sat up, and her legs unwound from him, straightening out behind him as she sat in his lap. Alec stared at her as she rode him.

Jen's damp hair was slightly curly and framed her face immaculately. Alec could smell the shampoo and the bodywash, but her as well. He could smell the musky heated scent that still lingered in his mouth. Jen's head came forwards, and Alec kissed her. Her head drifted over to the side and she smiled against his lips as she rode him.

Her hands spread over his chest and she pushed him down onto the bed. Her legs folded down underneath her, alongside his thighs, as she rode him. Jen ran her hands through her hair as she began to push down onto his cock and hips. 

Jen leant forwards and jerked her hips backwards and forwards, rubbing herself against his thick, blond pubic hair. She bit her lip again, and began to moan softly. Alec felt his pulse speeding up, and his hands spread wide over her thighs. His fingers slipped inside of her as she ground down on him, and Jen opened her eyes and gasped.

Alec's cock was pulsing with every hammering beat of his heart, and Jen rolled them over again, so that Alec was on top. Alec wasted no time, and began to thrust up inside of her again, much harder this time. Jen was mouthing wordlessly as her eyes rolled back, and suddenly she gave a short, sharp cry, followed by a long moan.

Alec felt her wetness clench down on him hard and began to gasp as he drove himself deeper inside of her. Jen's legs arched up as her fingernails scored his back, and Alec gave a hoarse gasp and began to gush deep inside of her. Neither of them moved as Jen squeezed him inside of her, milking his cock of every last drop.

They lay together, catching their breath, and Alec smiled, his face pressed into her hair. "I guess we'll need another shower now." Jen listlessly laughed and shook her head, feeling his breath on the top of her ear. 

"No, I think I'll go the club like this. Smelling of you." She nestled in to the crook of his neck, and sighed as she kissed him gently. Alec idly ran his hands up and down her back, as she turned in to close herself with his chest. She sighed happily, and Alec kissed her tenderly again. 

The kissing continued until there was a tentative knock at the door, and Jen grumbled inside the crook of Alec's neck. The knocking grew more forceful, and then a British voice gave a yell. Alec opened his eyes, and looked down at Jen. The beautiful brunette groaned again, and then opened her eyes and looked up at him. Alec smiled.

"She has the WORST timing." Alec breathed a laugh, and then rolled over. He wrapped the sheet around him and stood up. Jen dragged his shirt over her shoulders, and looked at the clock. Alec looked down at her and shook his head slowly. 

He leant down and kissed her, leaning over her onto the bed. Jen lay back, pulling him with her. The sheet fell away, leaving Alec naked again. Jen's tongue wormed into Alec's mouth, and he gently bit her with the tips of his teeth. Her lips spread into a smile against him, and her arms encircled his neck again. "OI!" Alec laughed ruefully and slowly got off the bed as Jen gave a mock growl towards the door. 

"I'll be there in a sec!" There was a startled silence and then a peal of warm laughter. Jen looked at Alec and then her eyes widened. "We're not in my room, are we?" Alec grinned and wrapped the damp towel around his waist, leaving her with the sheet. Jen looked around the bedroom, then followed him and shut the sliding doors. 

Alec opened the door, and Kate was laughing behind her hand as her husband looked bemusedly on. Alec shook Len's hand and ignored Kate's giggles. "I uh... just got out of the shower. I'll be ready in a minute." Kate rose an eyebrow at him and nudged her husband with an elbow.

"And when will Jennifer be ready?" Alec smiled and turned back to the door. He slid it open and closed behind him, and looked at Jen, who was staring at the rumpled messes of clothing on the floor. She shrugged and picked out another outfit, and Alec grabbed his leather pants and began looking for his shirt.

"Listen, I um..." He faded off as Jen turned to him, still wrapped in the sheet. Alec enfolded her in one arm and kissed her tenderly, and Jen melted against him happily. "Never mind."

********

The club's entrance was lined with paparazzi, and the shutters began to click as Alec, Jen, Kate and Len stepped out of the car and down the line. They were admitted immediately, and Alec was assaulted by the sound of the music and people from within. He began to case the crowd, and felt Jen slip an arm in around his.

He patted her manicured hand and smiled. "Relax. Fun time," she mouthed silently. Alec nodded and took a deep breath. They made their way through the throngs of rich, famous and mostly smashed towards the dance floor. 

Alec felt Jen go stiff as a board beside him, and her fingers dug into the crook of his elbow. He turned and his eyes went to the bar. George Clooney, Matt Damon and Brad Pitt all stood at the bar. Clooney gave a wave, and Jen's nails dug in deeper. Kate turned to Jen, and reached for her free hand. 

"Let's just go, ok? This looks like a private party and there's plenty of clubs open." Alec wasn't about to leave, but he saw how upset Jen looked, and nodded wordlessly. They were about two steps from the door, and someone grabbed Alec's shoulder. He turned around, and George Clooney had hold of him.

"Hi, guys, how are we? Uh, why don't you come and join us for a drink?" Jen smiled and thanked him, and Alec smiled back, a little starstruck. Len smiled and tapped Alec on the arm, motioning for them to leave and follow the girls.

"Thank's for the offer, Mr. Clooney, but I think we're..." Jen opened the door, and photographers began to go berserk, desperate to see which drunken celebrity would stumble out the door. Jen made her way through, and let go of Alec's hand. Len hurried to catch up with Kate, who jumped into the waiting taxi with Jen.

"...leaving?" Clooney laughed, and held out his hand. 

"Call me George. And you are?" Alec shook his hand slowly, and looked back at the taxi. The press beside the ropes were going insane as the two men shook hands. 

"Alec Jensen. Pleasure to meet you. I really should be going." Clooney waved a hand and ignored the press with practiced ease. 

"Sure, kid. Hey, by the way, I've seen your..." There was another commotion at the doors, and a very drunken Brad Pitt stumbled out the door and nearly fell over Clooney, who smiled tolerantly. 

"Hey, man, what happened, where'd you go? We're celebrating me bein' a dad an all again." His blurry, unfocused eyes latched onto Alec, and the idiot grin fell off his face. "Ah, Jen's new toy?"

Alec felt a low simmering anger flare up, but he controlled himself. "The man himself. Alec Jensen. Pleasure's all... mine." Clooney gave a thin smile at the momentary hesitation. Brad held out his hand, then quickly raised it to his head when Alec went to shake it.

He gave a drunk laugh, and then held his hand out again. "Jus' jokin, kid, just jokin'. So what're you, like 12?" Alec took a deep breath, and smiled as he clenched his teeth. Clooney pulled on Brad's arm. 

"C'mon man, let's get back in to celebrate." He turned his head at the press and looked at them for the first time. "I mean, this isn't really the place to get all macho over an ex-wife, is it?" Alec gave Clooney a small nod and turned to leave. Brad gave another drunk laugh. 

"Hey, so what's it like fucking me ex-wife, kid? She still a dead starfish, or what?" The press went completely bananas at that, their cameras going into overdrive. Alec felt the rage in him simmering, then exploding, and he turned around. 

Clooney called for security as Alec slugged the drunk movie star, and then he was surrounded by black-uniformed bouncers. Clooney grabbed the stumbling form of Pitt, who sunk into his friend's arms limply.

A bouncer lashed out with a thick arm, and Alec stumbled back, his lip split open. The bouncer went for a second hit, but Alec caught his fist in his open hand and began to push. The bouncer gave a cry of shock as his knuckles cracked, and Alec whipped around and landed a foot solidly on the man's chest. 

Another bouncer came forwards, bigger than the last, and Alec blocked three straight punches with hands or forearms, then shot his hand forwards, slamming his palm into the bridge of the guy's nose. The man crumpled and began to squeal. 

Alec's head was smashed from behind, and he stumbled and fell down to one knee as an enourmous Samoan-looking security guard hefted a torch again, and Alec's eyes flared. He stood up and faced the man fully, who smirked at him and took another wide swing.

Alec smashed his right fist down into the kneecap, then crossed over with his left and smashed into the other one. He let fly with two kidney punches, and the man folded over and moaned. Alec grabbed the bouncer by his head, and slammed his knee into the man's face. 




Jennifer's Nhyte



The huge man straightened to his full seven-foot height and then fell backwards. There were cheers from the ropes and the surrounding area as no more bouncers stepped forwards. Alec looked at his blood-covered hands, and blinked as he felt his lip.

There was a sudden blare of blue and red lights, and Alec looked up, almost expecting to see Chris. He felt someone's hand on his arm and turned into Len's shocked face. Len winced, and jerked his head. "C'mon man, I think we need to get out of here."

**********

"You HIT him?"

"Yep."

"...But...you HIT him?"

"Yep." 

"...So...?"

"Yep. Right in the mouth."

"...WHY?"

"...That's kinda complicated."

Len was laughing softly by the bar, and Kate was ducking back and forth from the ice machine to the laundry. Jen was slowly cleaning the blood off of Alec's face and he grinned at her. "Sorry about the shirt. Guess I should try and blame this whole thing on you. I mean, the whole new image, bad-boy thing, huh?"

"How hard?"

"Oh. So it's not gonna go away like that, huh? Ok. Not really hard."

"HOW HARD??"

"I didn't think I hit him that hard. But it looked like maybe one or two."

"One or two what?"

"..."

"Alec?"

"Teeth." Len burst out laughing, and Kate glared at her husband as she walked back in. Jen shook her head and closed her eyes.

"Fucking hell. You punched out some of Brad's teeth? Do you have any idea how much money you're going to be up for?"

"After... well, he just doesn't have much call to be suing after..."

"Alec, what did he do?"

"Look, I hit him, and he deserved it; he needed a rap in the mouth after that effort. Can we just not talk about it right now?" Jen took a deep breath and gently dabbed at his mouth with a black cloth. It was the third one. His lip was beginning to swell, and there was a nasty cut on the back of his head.

He looked at the clock, then back at Jen, who's warm blue-green eyes stared at his gray orbs in concern.

"Sweetie, when do you expect to talk about it? You're on E! tomorrow night. Does something make you think they won't know?" There was a knock at the door, and Len opened it, still holding his glass of scotch. Two uniformed policemen followed him in.

Kate sat down with a cup of coffee on the edge of the sofa, and Len gestured to the two officers. "Alec, these guys just wanna have a quick word." One of the officers leant forwards, staring at his injuries.

"Damn. That's like... it?" Alec almost smiled at the man's expression. 

"What can I do for you, officers? I take it it's not about loud music." The older officer stepped up closer to him and opened up a clip board. 

"Well, Mr. Jensen, I'll be as brief as possible. Basically, Officer Matthews and I are here to see if you'd like to press charges." Jen blinked. 

"I beg your pardon?"

Matthews smiled as he looked at the gorgeous woman. "That was Davis's reaction too, Ms Aniston." Davis fidgeted for a moment, then smiled wanly at Alec. 

"At the end of the day, Mr. Jensen, whenever the Hollywood machine crosses the Law, such matters are expedited as quickly as possible. Although several members of the Inn's security team have attempted to lodge an assault charge or nine on you, there were apparently twenty or thirty videotapes on the incident."

A thin smile came and went on his face. "Upon reviewing the first three, we've come to the conclusion that in all related matters, you acted in self defence. You protected yourself against three successive attacks on your person, following a... somewhat provoked attack. As the other party in the first incident doesn't wish to press charges, it now falls to you."

Alec stared at him for a moment. "Pitt's not pressing charges?" Jen turned around and looked at Davis, who again smiled thinly. 

"The other instigator was apparently persuaded by another member of his party that charging his ex-wife's... um..." Jen rose an eyebrow , and Kate smiled. "...well, at any rate, he was persuaded that any legal action would seem somewhat childish after the events, not to mention the rather personal provocation." Jen began to mumble under her breath, and Alec put a hand over hers. 

"Thank you officers, but no. It was a simple fight between two people that was over really before it began. I used to be a bouncer myself, and I know how it can get sometimes."

Matthews was eyeing the two women off, and Len cleared his throat meaningfully. "Ah, right, well, that's plenty magnanimous of you. Guess we'll be off then." Davis shook Alec's hand and followed his colleague out. Alec turned back to Jen, who frowned at his lip, which had started bleeding again as Alec grinned.

"Well, now I just gotta figure out what to say tomorrow."

That night, Alec sat with an icepack pressed to his chin. It'd long gone numb, but he barely noticed. Jen brought herself in a coffee, and sat down. Alec watched her, his gray eyes unreadable. She stayed still for a moment, staring into her mug. "What ya thinkin'?" Alec sighed.

"I shouldn't have hit him, huh?" Jen smiled to herself, and set her coffee mug down. She eased over to him and gently brought the pack down to stare at the cut. Her hands were gentle on his face as she stared at him.

"Probably not. But it's over now. Whatever he said must have been pretty bad. We've been friends a while now, and I haven't seen you even get angry." Alec lifted his chin out of her hands slowly. 

"Um...friends?" Jen drew her hands back uncertainly. "We must be pretty close friends. What about... well... earlier? Before we went to the club." Jen took a deep breath, and held it while she considered.

"I thought that...It's just that...Are you still in love with Jess?" Alec stared at her. 

"I'm not that kind of guy, Jen. I'm still messed up and angry over her, but no, I'm not in love with her." Jen shrugged and wouldn't meet his eyes.

"Well, irrespective, it's just something that happened between two friends that...that uh..." she shrugged again, and Alec stood up, pulling her with him. He slowly lifted her chin to his and kissed her. Jen melted into him with a wistful sigh and kissed him tenderly back. 

After a moment, she put a hand on his chest. She pushed back and stared at him. Alec reached up and put his hands over hers. 

"I never meant for this to be a once off thing. I like you. You're sweet, you're funny, you're... real. And if you want me, then you're stuck with me." Jen's eyes grew wet, and she leant in and kissed him again. The kisses deepened as they made their way slowly back towards the bedroom.

Jen leant back slightly and gave him a naughty look. "Fancy a shower?" Alec smiled and nodded, then laughed when Jen turned and sprinted for the bathroom, giggling. Alec felt like a teenager again, sneaking around so that he wouldn't get caught doing whatever he was doing.

As he pushed through the door, Jen was already slipping her clothes off, and Alec stopped and moaned as he watched her. She looked back over her shoulder and winked at him, then shook her rear. Alec gave a low growl and brought one hand down across her backside.

Jen gave a low, throaty moan and hopped into the running water, wetting her hair. Alec shed his clothes quickly and opened the door. Jen grabbed hold of him and pressed him against the glass, kissing him deeply. 

Alec closed his eyes as the hot water ran over them and Jen's tongue pushed against his. He arched his hip as his cock got harder, and Jen laughed as it dragged along the inside of her thigh. She reached down slowly, running her fingertips over his shaft as she watched him.

Alec could feel how much she got off knowing he wanted her, so he moaned loudly and gasped deeply. Jen smiled to herself and Alec pushed her back against the opposite wall, feeling her nipples harden against his chest.

Jen dropped down to suck the head of his cock for a moment, then began to work her tongue up and down his shaft. Alec moaned again and leant back against the glass and closed his eyes. His hips jerked as she deep throated him and her throat clenched down. She glanced up at him triumphantly as he dragged her back up again and turned her around.

Alec ran his fingers over her breasts and down further as she pressed herself back up against him. He lowered himself slightly and ran his cock head up the cheeks of her ass, then pushed in, moving his cock along her lips. Jen moaned and her hips arched back.

Alec moaned as his cock began to slide inside of her heat, and he leant forward and kissed at her face as he pushed his cock inside of her pussy slowly. Jen leant back into him and grabbed hold of the glass door. She looked back and pursed her lips as Alec drew out of her slowly. The water curled her hair, and she grinned at him.

"I really need it now, Alec. Please, fuck me. Fuck my fucking brains out hard, baby, c'mon, do me so hard I scream your name..." Alec blinked in surprise then grinned at her words and began to move his cock in and out faster. His hands were all over her chest as he moaned against her ear.

Jen grunted as he fucked his cock inside of her, and her hands slowly slid up her body, running over his and into her hair. They continued over as Alec fucked her slowly, until they reached over her head for his neck, and pulled him forwards. Their lips met in a searing kiss, and Alec began to thrust harder against her.

Jen writhed between her lover and the glass of the shower, a smile on her face as he fucked her hard. After a long moment, she pushed back against him and pulled off of him. Alec growled and Jen turned, kissing him. Alec slid down her body, impaling her onto his meat when he rose again.

He lifted Jen up, who began to grunt loudly as she rode him. Her mouth was open as he fucked his cock further up her, and Alec leant in to kiss her. Their tongues pushed against one another, and Jen started to lowly moan. The moan built in pitch as she began to shake, and her nails scraped over his shoulders and down his chest.

Alec roared as he pistoned his cock in and out of her quickly, feeling her tight, wet hole grip him hard as she came. Jen threw her head back and screamed as Alec roared and began to cum. He could feel his cock thick and blowing inside of her, and then his legs began to lose strength as his abbs clenched in. 

Alec sagged down a bit, and Jen sighed and panted as he pulled out of her. His cock lay against his thigh as the water cascaded down around them, and then Jen smiled. "We SO have to do this again." Alec wearily smiled at her, raising one eyebrow, and Jen gave a breathy laugh. "Eventually."

*********

"Welcome to this special edition of E! Entertainment, I'm Juliana Dupandi. Here's something that shouldn't be that interesting. Guy A gets drunk and says something about Guy B's girlfriend, so Guy B smashes Guy A right in the kisser."

"Ordinarily something that wouldn't really rate a mention, except for the fact that Guy A happened to be Brad Pitt. Last night around 10pm, Brad and pals Matt Damon and George Clooney were out celebrating Brad the Dad's second child. Apparently the boys were pretty well past it when a certain ex-Mrs Pitt arrived with a small group of friends."

"Before an altercation could have resulted, Jen and friends, including Kate Beckinsale and hubby director Len Wiseman, left the club. But this wouldn't be Hollywood if something didn't happen anyway. A scuffle broke out at the front of the club, and was caught by the paparazzi."

"With me tonight is Guy B, Alec Jensen. Well, Alec, how about you tell us what happened?" Alec took a deep breath and fidgeted uncomfortably. 

"It's not as bad as it all sounds. We were all out for a good time, and the guys had gotten a bit ahead of us. So nothing would happen, we went to leave early, then George felt bad and came out and asked us back inside for a drink."

"Brad followed him out, and made some very inappropriate remarks, and I felt compelled to... uh...respond in a different manner." Juliana smiled and leant forwards confidentially. 

"With a knuckle sandwich, huh? So what about the fight with the bouncers. You received a split lip and a bump on the head, and the bouncers tallied into three broken fingers, bruised ribs, two broken ribs and two shattered knee caps, and a broken nose. Wow."

Alec shifted in his seat. "Yeah, well, the crowd controllers there kinda started it, I only hit Brad, and I was gonna walk away, then I got hit in the lip, and got rid of that guy, then avoided another hit, and got rid of that guy, then the big guy slammed a torch down across the back of my head."

"All over Jen." 

"Of course. Brad... knows what he said. I hope he remembers it, anyway. It was disgusting and uncalled for, and just really punched a hole in his manners. He deserved it. It was just one punch, and that was it. I don't have any malice towards him. I probably shouldn't have hit him, but I just didn't think about alternatives after he let his comment go."

"Ok. Uh, E! Online pollers recently voted you as the favourite non-celebrity celebrity, bumping Lance Armstrong off the top of the list. How's about that?" Alec shook his head and laughed ruefully.

"Ah, I don't know what to say, that's amazing, and flattering. I don't know if Lance Armstrong deserves to be demoted from anything, considering what, you know... how amazing that is. But yeah, that's flattering. I don't know what else to say."

Juliana looked down at her notes, and smiled. "You've garnered a lot of attention through your friends in high places. Pam Anderson recently stated for the record, that you're the best and most interesting friend she's ever had."

Alec smiled. "Yeah, no, Pam's really sweet. I don't know why she ends up with all the bad press, I mean, she's just this sweet, fun-loving girl that everyone looks down on. She's got a lot going for her, you know, she's got something that a lot of people don't have."

"They tend to be the ones that abuse or condescend the most to her, and they don't have that ability to make fun of themselves and not take themselves too seriously. You know, Pam's just..." He searched for the words, but couldn't find them, and shook his head.

"She's an amazing woman, and I hope that one day she can find that happiness that she wants so badly. It's kinda unfair the flack that the press give her, but uh, yeah, it makes it difficult when you're constantly being labelled as a disease-ridden whore."

Juliana blinked, then gave a short laugh. "Ok, so what about Kate Beckinsale and Len Wiseman?" Alec smiled.

"Len's an amazing director, uh, he just trusted me with the scenes in Die Hard 4, and it was just really amazing to have a director giving really, a relative unknown the chance to principle on uh... yeah, I mean, what can I say? I love his movies. His taste in women is appalling."

Juliana laughed as Alec grinned. "I mean, to quote Steve Carrell, you know, um, "The problem with Kate Beckinsale is that she's such a hag." She's just this insanely statuesque beauty that just is so confidant and wise, and she's still really so young, you know, she's not that much older than I am." 

"Minnie Driver?" Alec laughed.

"Min's a sports nut, she's really into her sports in a big way. I almost feel sorry for James, but she's just so insanely into it, you know? The night we all met, actually, her and Kate were trying to explain to Jen about the tradtional Ashes battles that Australia and England have. But yeah, she's just so funny, I mean, the girl's amazing."

"She's just so easy to be around and laugh with, and the real shame is that you only see a little bit of it in the movies. She's so unbelievably funny, I mean, but the third hour of knowing her, I was in complete stiches."

Juliana nodded as she grinned. "You've mentioned how you met them, did you meet all these women at once?" Alec nodded.

"Yeah, I was grabbing some fresh air out on a balcony during the G'Day LA party last year, and the girls all ducked outside for some air and that, and yeah, we just all hit it off." Juliana put her notes down and held her hands up.

"So, Jennifer Aniston, Sandra Bullock's heir to the crown of America's Sweetheart. Tell me about what's happening with the two of you. You accompanied her to the premier of Diamonds Oh My, and that's where we met, of course..."

Alec smiled at her, determined not to let much slip at all. Evasive, he thought to himself. "Oh course, yeah, I remember."

"And after that, you two have been spotted whenever you're in the same city together, out shopping, or having lunch or coffee. Is there romance in the air?" Alec shrugged and took a deep breath.

"You know, um, we're close, I mean...we uh...yeah, we're close, very close, and um...well, I guess we've both recently been in relationships that ended badly, hers was of course a lot more invasive and publicised than mine. So we started out as friends, and we're uh... we're close." Juliana nodded sagely and glanced at the camera. 

"Now, rumours have been swarming around that you've recently bought your own house, right here in LA. First house, and with a lot of conversations centring around how you came to be in LA for the G'Day LA party. A little birdy actually whispered to me that you were originally Jessica Simpson's mystery man Down Under. Any truth there?"

Alec paused for a second, then nodded. "Absolutely. Jessica and I hooked up one night when I was working at the Nhyte club, "N,H,Y,T,E," club, down there in Melbourne. Um, yeah, I came back here with her, thinking it was love, then got my ass unceremoniously dumped." 

Juliana nodded slowly. "Right, so, how are things there?" Alec snorted. 

"I'm grateful that knowing Jess brought me into this world called Tinseltown, and that I made some of the best friends I've ever had, and... other reasons. But Jessica needs to grow up a bit more, at least in regards to relationships."

Juliana nodded again. "Well, Jennifer's due on Oprah in two weeks, so our sources tell us, will you be there to support her?" 

Alec grinned, not giving anything away. "If she needs me there, then I'm there."

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"Ok, so we're catching up with our Friends this week. Yesterday we had Courtney Cox-Arquette, and now we've got her real-life best friend, ladies and gentlemen, please welcome the one and only haircut that swept a nation, Jennifer Aniston!" 

Alec leant in and gave her a kiss on the cheek before Jen walked out on stage. She gave him a mischievous grin and winked at him as she began waving to the crowd. She made her way to the centre stage and kissed Oprah on the cheek and gave her a quick hug.

The cheering quieted down and Jen sat down with the most famous woman in America. Oprah leant over and patted her on the knee. "It's so good to see you again! What have you been up to?" Jen gave a quick laugh and put her hand on her chest.

"Oh, you know, working and stuff. Trying to keep my head out of the clouds." Oprah looked down at one of her cards for a moment. 

"Well, it's that head in the clouds stuff that we're interested in. So come on, do tell, all the details. Namely the new man in your life." Jen looked back towards Alec, who had gone somewhat pale. She smiled.

"Straight into the heavy stuff, huh? Ok. His name's Alec. We met a while ago, and we were just friends up until recently." Oprah leant back into the overstuffed sofa and smiled. 

"So, he's a stunt driver, a former bouncer, a little birdy told me that he also works with silver, making some new BLING... Tell us more, me wanna know!" The audience laughed, and Jen blushed. 

"I don't know what else to tell you. He's ah... well, he's perfect. I'm gonna embarrass him, but he should know by now. He's the perfect man. He walks like a bad boy, talks like a bad boy, but he isn't."

"He's such a sweet heart, you know? I guess you could say he's a freak of nature. The kind of man you hear about in romantic comedies that you sigh over, but know aren't really real." Oprah laughed.