1 comments/ 29213 views/ 16 favorites Big Bang Theory: Rebound By: Robertdoc This is set near the end of Season 3 of The Big Bang Theory - when both Penny [Kaley Cuoco] and Bernadette [Melissa Rauch] just broke up with their boyfriends. ***** May 2010 Me and my friend Jim didn't have the highest expectations when we went to the club. I had been on a dry spell, although it was nothing compared to Jim's. So we went out for drinks and tried not to ruin it by striking out. And then we saw them. It's an age old dream to find two hot blondes at a bar. As old as it is, it just is. In this case, one of them was in a killer black dress and was already downing a shot. The other one was dressed down more, wearing a less revealing blue top, purple cardigan and glasses - but the outlines it made out suggested something killer underneath as well. If not more so. I thought it and her over a bit more, until the words, "Bartender! Whatever she's having, please!" from Jim broke up my thinking. Usually Jim's not that forward - but I supposed his drought, and the way the drinking blonde filled out that dress, inspired him to push himself. Lo and behold, it worked, as she stopped drinking and noticed the both of us. She probably noticed Jim ordering her drink more, but the other blonde took notice too. "Hey! You just figure out that's the good stuff too?" blonde No. 1 asked Jim. "Guess I'm about to!" Jim called out, as the bartender returned with his shot just in time. He took it and quickly downed it, then exhaled deeply. "Yeah, I see it!" "Great! Let's keep testing this little hypotenuse!" the blonde encouraged, going over to Jim. "I think you mean hypothesis," the other blonde said, in a squeakier voice than her likely...less intelligent friend. "Besides, Penny, do you really want to drink your troubles away that much tonight? Shouldn't you pace yourself for future post-breakup drinking nights?" "I don't know, Bernadette. Are you gonna?" Penny asked her friend. Somehow, that seemed to switch this Bernadette from a meek, nerdy girl into something...scarier. She then marched next to me and pointed to the nearest drink next to the bartender. "Two shots, keep 'em coming!" she said in a much more intimidating voice. Inspired, I decided to ask, "Is there room to get in on half of that? I can cover both halves, just in case," I offered, which made her finally take notice of me and calm down. "Oh, sorry," Bernadette reverted back to her mousier voice. "I didn't mean to bother you. The jury's out on Penny. It may well be after a few more shots, anyway," she gestured, as I saw Jim get chatted up by Penny. "I doubt that jury would mind finding her guilty," I tried to joke, but backtracked when Bernadette didn't laugh. "Not that he wouldn't examine the evidence in a safe, legal, completely respectful manner," I tried to save for Jim, if not myself. "Not that he'd do any examining without permission." After a pause, Bernadette asked, "Are any of you into online gaming?" Despite how that came out of nowhere, I felt safe enough to answer, "No, not me. Not him either, last time I checked this afternoon." "All right, your judging credentials check out," Bernadette declared for some reason. "If that's the case, then say hello to judge Johnny," I said as an introduction. "Bernadette, Mr. juror," she told me back, just as the shots came on down. Deciding not to take both after all, she let me have one - which was fair after offering to pay for both. Once we gulped them down and Bernadette struggled with the taste, I had to ask, "Is it bad if I bring up...how unusual it is for a woman like you and one like...that to be drinking together?" I gestured back to Penny - who was all but overwhelming Jim in some way or another. "Only a little. But she's been in more unusual pairings, I can tell you," Bernadette shared. "I guess she's not in them now, though. I only got to see a little of it myself. But I guess I won't anymore. For at least two heartbreaking, stupid, online troll and Will Wheaton be damned reasons!" she got scary again at the end. "Will Wheaton? Online troll? Okay, I get what you mean about unusual pairings," I said. "Oh, they're not together! Not in anything but home wrecking chaos, anyway," Bernadette set up. After that, Bernadette told me a bunch of stuff that could only be punchlines in a comedy. Like her claim that Penny dated a local scientist named Leonard for a year, her easier to believe claim that she was a microbiologist, and the weirder ones that Penny dumped Leonard on advice from actor Will Wheaton, over a bowling grudge match. But those weird claims had nothing on the ones she made about Leonard's best friend. A few extra shots thankfully got those claims out of my head. Then Bernadette went on to talk about her own recent breakup, which is where the online troll supposedly came in. I missed a few details by that point, especially when I saw Penny lead Jim onto the dance floor. After enjoying that show - albeit not as much as Jim probably was - for a while, Bernadette got loud enough for me to notice again. She was still ranting about her ex, so thankfully my lack of attention escaped her attention. "I didn't even ask questions about him and Raj! And boy, I could have!" she went on. "I even kept laughing at his jokes when I got them! That's the kind of restraint he liked from me! But I guess he liked pixelated restraints from a pixelated troll hooker even more!" she yelled, slamming the latest shot when she was done. "If that's what you said he liked, I guess I can't argue," was all I could admit. It seemed to switch her back from an angry, tiny titan into a shy wildebeest again. "I'm sorry," she said quietly. "I shouldn't hurt your eardrums that bad. I don't usually let off steam like that. I just wanted to give it a try and help Penny do it tonight too." "I suppose I helped in some small way with the second part. Jim was my ride, after all," I commented. "But I don't know if any of us can ride out of here ourselves," I cautioned. "Yeah. I know I'm a lightweight compared to Penny. But we shouldn't prove it's that big a gap anymore," Bernadette reasoned. "I'll see if they're ready for a cab." Knowing Jim, I could tell he wasn't drunk drunk yet, but he wasn't in driving drunk shape either. Another few minutes in this club with Penny, and he certainly wouldn't be. Nevertheless, I downed another shot myself, even though it'd make me less likely to be a suitable designated driver - or maybe because of it. I was just drunk enough not to think it through. I was fast enough to get up and help Bernadette when she started swaying. I even only let myself look down at her for a second, which confirmed she was covered up enough to avoid showing any cleavage. But even with the quite impressive cleavage Penny was showing, Bernadette's covered up chest still looked fuller and even hotter. Those thoughts made me go right back to the bar for another shot - which ensured they couldn't see the front of my pants, and gave me a chance to make sure there was nothing to see after all. Once the evidence was gone, I knew for sure I wouldn't be able to drive. Bernadette got Penny and Jim to agree that we should take a cab. She didn't agree right away that it should drop us all off at her apartment, though. But Penny argued she couldn't go to her home, since her boyfriend lived next door or something I didn't quite catch. I hadn't even caught her last name in all this, although Bernadette's sounded like something I couldn't even spell. We settled on getting a cab for all four of us to go to Bernadette's, with the promise that me and Jim would go get our own cab after cooling down. Jim paid the tab for it, and I promised I'd cover the next one - without suggesting when I'd prefer that time to be. For the moment at hand, we arrived at Bernadette's place. Me and her sat down on the left end of her blue couch, with Penny laying on the right and Jim sitting on the right arm. I then took action, getting us each a glass of water before we got too drunk or tired. Penny was more reluctant to drink water or sit around, just as she was more reluctant to leave the bar. From Bernadette's stories about her recent heartbreak, I figured she didn't want to be in a quiet place with a chance to think to herself for a while. And I kind of gave Jim less wiggle room for him to help with that, in...whatever way he wanted. So I compromised by finding some alcohol in Bernadette's fridge, then I poured Penny a last shot. In return, I found a bigger glass to fill with water, for Penny to gulp down as her second drink. She gulped both down pretty quickly. I just gave out water for the rest of us, then gladly sat back down when it was passed out. I didn't feel ready to pass out yet. But the longer I sat on this comfy couch, the heavier my eyes got from being plain old tired. Plus since I'd struck out early in recent weeks, I hadn't really been up this late for a while. When I felt Bernadette by my side, I figured I wasn't alone. Yet as my eyes got heavier, and I remembered we still had company, I wasn't in the best position to do anything about it. I turned my head to see Bernadette's, as her eyes were only half open. The alcohol and her anger must have exhausted her too. Of course, it took me till now to get this close to her - and to see what a clear, beautiful shade of blue her eyes were behind those glasses. That was the last sight I saw before the darkness. It could have been worse - or even better. JIM'S P.O.V. I thought they'd never go to sleep. I almost said it out loud before I caught myself. Instead, I told Penny, "So I guess I'll get us our own cab?" "You could. But maybe he's right," Penny said. "Maybe I need another water to clear my head. Defeats the purpose if I'm not." "It does now?" I asked, going over to fill another glass anyway. "I gotta be drunk enough to do this. But not drunk enough to forget it. I need this enough, I gotta remember it. For a little while, anyway," Penny explained, before I handed out the glass. "Whatever this is, are you doing it at your place? Is that where the cab's dropping you off?" I wondered. "Fuck the cab! And fuck going home! I told you why I can't go there!" Penny yelled, regardless of whether sleeping people could hear her. "I can't let him see me...and I swore I wouldn't cry alone tonight either!" She gulped her water down and declared, "Okay, so I'm drunk enough to admit that, but drunk enough to be embarrassed...that's the right balance, right?" "You seem to be the expert," I assured. "I am. I'm a big ole five at it! And other things. Things I gotta get used to doing with regular people again. I just have to..." Penny vowed. "If we go anywhere else, I'll chicken out, I know it. It's gotta be here...you in?" "If I am...what would I have to do?" I asked without sounding too hopeful, hopefully. By then, I was sitting in the chair to the right of the couch. Penny then got up from the couch and found another seat - and it wasn't the chair on the left. She barely let me adjust to her on my lap, before I had to adjust to her lips on mine. Once I settled down, she cruelly pulled back. "A little more than that," she got around to answering. Fuck, a little more...Jesus fuck. I'd been dry for months, then a woman like this throws herself at me...well, it obviously wasn't all because of me. Could I take it anyway? With the bare top half of her tits right in my face, it got easier to answer. "You want these to be your breast friends?" Penny cooed, then looked embarrassed again. "Okay, let's make sure you don't remember that." Lowering the front of her black dress did wonders for my memory - in opposite world. In the real world, I lost my remaining restraint, burying my face in that fucking amazing chest. On top of that fucking amazing ass grinding on top of me, I probably had to fit a lot in while...I could. I started by putting my hands on her bare upper back, pushing her harder against my face. Once my mouth engulfed her left breast, my hands went down her waist and landed on her ass. It only made Penny grind on me harder, so I figured I cracked the code. "Oh fuck...I need that good foreplay," Penny called. I sought to please by nibbling on her nipple and lightly pulling it back, before doing the same to her other breast. In the meantime, my hands pushed up her dress until I got underneath towards her panties. I normally wasn't this aggressive, but if that was the name of the game tonight - and if she was letting me - I could play along. Especially with so much sexiness to play with. Including that perfect ample flesh those panties barely covered up. I even pulled the front of them up while palming her ass, making Penny groan harder. "Fuck me...now I'm the one getting wedgies," she said. At that point, she took my face off her tits and put it back on her face. This time I kissed back while my hands pinched and massaged her ass. Hers finally went to work, going down my chest and towards my pants, once she wiggled around enough to provide some room. The wiggling only made me feel more constrained - so she pulled down my zipper and searched inside just in time. Penny looked down and hummed once she pulled me out. If I was gonna get a clearer head about this, before the other one exploded, it was now or never. "You wanna...expose this much when they could wake up any second?" I nitpicked. "I gotta make this memorable," Penny insisted, pumping me slow enough to do the job. "Well...I'm gonna cum on your dress at this rate. You'll sure remember that," I gasped - and of course that made her stop. "Yeah...no way in Hell I'm explaining that to Sheldon on Laundry Night. As if he'd get it," Penny ruled, then sadly climbed off me. "Probably best to do this the old fashioned way." Penny put her dress back up, yet I still got a hell of a view of her tits when she bent down. The only thing that could distract me from this image was her licking my cock - which she helpfully did. But only for one second on my head. "That'll have to hold us both over. Till we get in there," Penny said, pointing to Bernadette's bedroom door. I was about to question the idea of having sex in her sleeping friend's bedroom. Really. Or maybe I would have, if the memories of her tongue on my cock weren't so recent. Or if my balls weren't turning blue at that very moment. Or if she walked less enticingly towards the bedroom. Or if I hadn't remembered that I hadn't seen everything under that dress yet. In any case, what was done was done. Or it would be soon. Depending on how much more foreplay she wanted. JOHNNY'S P.O.V. "Oh fuck, right there..." That was the first sound I heard as I came to. For a minute, I thought it was from a dream. For a minute, I thought Bernadette said it. But the voice was too husky, although it was pretty loud. I turned my head and saw I wasn't the only one who got a wake-up call. Bernadette was still sitting next to me, although she was looking at her closed bedroom door - which barely covered up the noises and pants behind it. I prepared for her to get scary again, and she looked ready to spring up. But then we heard Penny yell, "Fuck, put that finger in deeper! Don't you dare stop with that tongue!" It was certainly a vivid image for the both of us. Probably more for me. I savored it while I could, since Bernadette was bound to make them stop now. But she didn't. She did look down at her crucifix necklace at one point. Yet when Penny called out again and I even heard Jim groan, she looked more...bashful than mad. More awkward than furious. And soon more...curious than offended. Bernadette inched over to the right of the couch, and I stayed where I was, just in case. I watched and waited for anything to happen, until I saw her squeeze her legs together. It inspired me to inch closer to her - just in case. I should have focused more on the sex going on behind that door, even if my male friend was a part of it. I should have pictured the smoking sexy Penny, naked on Bernadette's bed, obviously getting eaten out. Once she said, "Fuck me, you're gonna make me cum before you fuck me..." it should have had all my attention. Yet I kept looking at Bernadette's peeping. I kept watching her body twitch and move subtly with every groan and curse. I kept checking to see if her face and skin was flushed, and if she was breathing heavier. Her chest would give me an obvious clue. God, that chest. And the rest of her, probably. Penny's gorgeous body was so prominent - even before she got down with Jim - while Bernadette was pretty covered up. Yet the ample parts I could make out, and the talks we had when I wasn't staring at those parts, suggested something...wilder underneath the genius Catholic girl façade. Which would explain why she was still listening in on people having sex on her bed. Loud, hot sounding sex. And from the latest sounds, they were onto the actual fucking phase. Penny's "Fuck, give me more of that cock," gave it away further. Bernadette removed her cardigan, which seemed like a clear sign. I saw her breathing heavily, and mine got louder as well - on purpose or not. When we heard Jim moan harder, Bernadette made an annoyed "Oh" sound, yet clenched her legs tighter a second later. "Jesus..." She whispered, looking down at her necklace again. "Water?" I suddenly asked, if only to remind her I was here. "Wine would be nice. Or whatever alcohol they left us," Bernadette answered. So I got up and found the rest of the alcohol, pouring it in a glass for Bernadette while Penny and Jim kept...serenading us. When I came back to the couch, Bernadette quickly took the glass and drank it down. I took my shoes off and laid back on the left leg of the couch, stretching my legs out while I still had room. "That's my bed...and it hasn't had action in months...he just couldn't wait, that's all," Bernadette muttered. "It's not like I couldn't have made him do...that in front of sleeping friends. I'm Catholic, you know! Dirty secret sex stuff is wired into my DNA!" "I know they don't care about volume, but..." I hinted. If they heard us now, they'd stop. And we'd get in trouble, although they defiled her bed first. Bernadette sighed, backing up to lay down against me - with her head resting on my chest, her ass right near my groin and everything. I was careful not to breathe or move the wrong way, yet I couldn't help it when I heard Jim call, "Oh, that pussy's so good!" The images - and women - that brought to mind made me shift my hips up just enough. I had to hold my breath after that. But when Penny called, "Especially with a nice, big cock in it," Bernadette shifted her hips down. I forgot about Jim's cock - since I had a pretty firm and round ass against mine too. But here, clothes were a barrier...for the moment. The first move I made was to put my right hand on hers, as they both rested on her left leg. As the show in the bed continued, Bernadette grinded herself on me just a little deeper. It got me to move my hand further towards her center, as my head dropped to her hair. Now Bernadette began moaning quietly while my fingers drifted closer to her. They landed on the top center of her pants, teasing her for a while until they went lower. Once I cupped her crotch, Bernadette let out a squeak, keeping it from being a loud moan. Just to be safe, I covered her mouth with mine when she turned her head. I could feel Bernadette melting into the kiss and into my hands. My right one started rubbing in earnest while my left rested on her stomach. Yet as Bernadette kissed me slower and deeper, while pressing her ass against my crotch and her crotch against my hand, I wasn't in a huge hurry. Her tongue danced with mine as her own hands went onto mine. Before I knew it, she had flipped herself around, lying herself on top of me. She lifted my shirt up as we kept kissing, with my hands resting on her lower back. Big Bang Theory: Rebound Before they could go lower, Bernadette pulled away and lifted up the rest of my shirt. After I helped get it off, she started kissing my neck and groaning on it. She groaned harder when my hands went onto the back of her pants - then pulled them down before I could think it over. I lost the rest of my thinking power when I saw the back of her red panties - and the full, heart shaped ass it covered. Remembering her other full shapes, I started lifting her shirt up, yet Bernadette thought ahead. She sat up and got her pants completely off, so I started unbuckling mine in solidarity. I instantly stopped when she finished getting her shirt off. When I saw her in nothing but a red bra and panties - her ample cleavage, luscious curves and tiny, shapely hourglass figure now no longer covered up - it was a wonder I didn't drool. "Wow..." I risked looking and sounding like an idiot. I don't know if pulling my impressed cock out helped or hurt that cause. But when I saw Bernadette's impressed, twinkling eyes look down at me, I decided to take a more active role. Before Bernadette knew it, I had her laid down on the couch with me on top this time. My bare chest settled against her halfway bare breasts, with my bare cock not quite reaching her underwear due to the height difference. Still, I settled for putting my left hand down there to give her friction. Bernadette put her hand up to my chest and down to my nipples, which might have been a clear signal. I didn't take her bra off, if only because it would take too much time - but kissing the top of her cups and the sides of her cleavage wasn't too bad. Neither was putting my right hand on her chest while I did it. Once she began grinding below me, I got bolder and put my fingers into her panties this time. They reached her center when I started trying to pull her right bra cup down. She oohed and aw'd for a bit, but when I couldn't get it out of there, she got me to sit up so I could unhook her with both hands. After I got that out of the way, Bernadette got up with her loosened bra still hanging on her chest. She only removed it after sitting on my lap, then she lowered her panties just enough to rest my cock on her bare pussy. Now that I had a view like this, I wasn't putting her on her back again. Our hips grinded against each other while my mouth dropped to her fully naked, fully ample breasts. My hands dug into her fully ample backside, pushing and kneading it while my mouth tried to knead and push against her chest. Bernadette was still conscious about being loud, so her groans and encouragement was relatively quiet. I did get a whisper of a "Oh, fuck..." from her, which was pretty hot. She reached down to stroke her as she dry humped me, which was even hotter. Even more raspy, quiet "Fuck"'s won me over too. If this kept up, I wouldn't be able to fuck more than her hand for a long while. When her thumb went over my head, I almost got too loud calling out, "Fuck me..." If my face wasn't between her tits, we might have been caught. But then again, I could barely hear Penny and Jim anymore. And it wasn't because they were finished. So how could they hear us while they were at work? Feeling freer, I dared to taunt Bernadette with, "Oh man...oh, that's a good girl...you really are a good girl, huh?" Rubbing my hands up and down her curves, I added, "Hiding all this under all that...how considerate of you." "Oh, stop..." Bernadette replied, perhaps more insecurely than she should. "If I believed that was what you wanted," I kept it light, suckling her left nipple, grabbing her ass with my left hand and fingering her with my right all at once. "Oh, fuck! No!" Bernadette couldn't hold back. "I mean, not yet! Just..." I pulled my face back and loosened my grip on her ass, but my finger still lightly stroked her. She tried to think clearly, although I wasn't making it that easy. Finally she reasoned, "Okay, I need something bigger in there once!" Way ahead of her, I removed my fingers and rubbed my cock against Bernadette's center, until she lifted it up. We steeled ourselves ready, then she dropped herself down and started taking me in. She gritted her teeth, still trying not to get us caught, but a low "Fuck me..." escaped her mouth once she had half my cock in. Way ahead of her, I pushed another inch in myself, pulled almost all the way out and then went right back in. Another deep groan came from Bernadette, but her teeth stayed as clenched as her legs. I put my arms back around her and kissed wherever I could, from her neck down to her upper chest. Soon enough, she relaxed and was steadier when she whispered, "Fuck me..." next time. As I started losing myself in my wish granting, I felt her tits begin to bounce. For the next several seconds, I was content to watch them bounce. For the next few, I reached up and let them bounce into my hands. After that, they went back to her ass and my mouth went back and forth engulfing each of her nipples. "Yes...oh yeah...oh fucking yes," Bernadette still tried to say quietly, though her language was escaping her. It got worse when my right fingers went back on her filled pussy, dipping in and out of her with reckless abandon. "Come on, come on...oh come on," Bernadette muttered/moaned, yet the last one seemed more directed at herself, trying to stay under control. But when my third finger started playing with her during a pretty deep thrust, and my mouth completely covered her right areola, she gave up. "Fuck! Fuck me till I cum! Then fuck the cum outta yourself!" Bernadette demanded. The language balanced out the bossier noise and fueled me to keep going harder. It also drowned out any concerns about a potential audience. JIM'S P.O.V. "Fuck! Fuck me till I cum! Then fuck the cum outta yourself!" That wasn't from Penny. I was already well on my way to doing both those things, anyway. Plus Penny didn't sound quite like that. Penny stopped making sounds below me as we both slowed down. When we heard, "Yeah, harder! My tits and pussy need it harder!" Penny got me completely off her. "What the hell are they..." she asked, as if we didn't know. Yet she got on her feet to make sure, walking bare naked towards the bedroom door. She opened it ever so slightly, then barely held back saying anything until she closed it again. "Can you believe that?" she whispered as I got up. "Not without seeing it for myself, I guess," I tried not to sound eager. "Aw fuck, we can't say anything cause we'll get busted too!" Penny realized. "If they're doing that, we were probably busted already," I pointed out. "Yeah, but then we'd have to face them busting us! That ain't happening!" Penny reasoned, so I just had to take her word for it. I hesitated to ask what we should do - or finish - now. When Penny opened the door to peek on them again, I hesitated to try and peek myself. While she was peeking in on other people having sex before finishing sex herself - and peeking in on another man and a friend doing it - I wondered how she'd take it if I tried to do the same. "Geez, who knew she had that in her?" Penny muttered, as Johnny and Bernadette talked and cursed louder. It made me way too tempted to see her taking other things inside her. And see what she'd been hiding under those not too revealing clothes - the outlines looked pretty hot. But Penny's hot outlines were more in your face - and for very good reason. And those bare outlines were still right in front of my face. In fact, as Penny bent over slightly in front of the door, her perfect, mouth watering ass was waving in front of my face too. Christ, I was thinking about another hot blonde when this one was still naked for me. And she wasn't done - at least she didn't plan to be until now. On the off chance that I wasn't enough...I had to act fast. On impulse, I got on my knees behind Penny, putting my head against that scrumptious backside. I gave her pussy a small lick, so she wouldn't yelp too much and give herself away. She did turn her head, in time to see me take a deeper lick behind her. "You...oh, yeah. Oh, uh huh, I see," Penny conceded. "Having sex next to sex turns you on too?" "This does, really," I admitted, putting my hands on her rump. I slid my tongue up and down her lips, holding onto her ass in the meantime. Finally, Penny closed the door and turned her head back, yet I heard her grip the doorknob as my tongue burrowed deeper. My hands trailed down her legs and rubbed them up and down, all as Penny put her left hand on the wall and kept her right one on the knob. I felt my knob throb while I ate her out, but her pussy wasn't enough. Daring to go higher, I put my mouth on Penny's perfect left cheek, then suckled when I didn't hear any objections. "Jesus fuck...I thought you were a boob guy," Penny muttered. "I'm flexible," I noted, kissing and nibbling her rear instead of making an obvious pun. My hands went back on her delicious derriere, pushing it up as I moved onto the right side. "Fuck me, that's so good," I heard Johnny call out. "It's got nothing on this," I said to Penny. Although I hadn't seen Bernadette naked, I knew I was right about that. Even before I put my face right between her cheeks and licked everywhere. "Oh fuck, come on...oh damnit," Penny tried to be quiet. "Ugh...so that really turns you on?" "Uh huh," I mumbled into her ass. "Then put more in there, why don't you?" she taunted erotically. "Let's put on a loud little show of our own." That was pretty much what we had been doing, but I got the point. I got up and pressed my groin against her ass, savoring that delightful view before reaching for Penny's delightful tits. She made no move to go back to bed, or move anywhere else, so it appeared this would have to do. Resigning myself, I inserted myself back into Penny's perfect pussy, putting her perfect ass right against my hips. Her perfect tits rested in my hands, as Penny gripped the door and the knob to hold on. Fucking her from behind while standing up provided a challenge, at least for her. Yet when we heard Johnny and Bernadette fucking some more, Penny just backed her ass up on me, which was all the encouragement I needed. "Come on, get back to fucking me," Penny whispered anyway. "I need a fuck like this again...I need it nice and hard and dirty again...I don't need it any other way right now..." I ignored any other implications so I could do what I was told. Do what I really had to do before I got a heart attack. If she wanted it hard, I'd provide it by putting her nipples between my fingers and squeezing. If she wanted it hot, I hoped pounding her from behind was enough. If she wanted it dirty, then keeping my right hand tight on her tit and digging my left hand into her ass had to be progress. When my fingers brushed between her cheeks, Penny put her left hand over her mouth to muffle her curses. Soon enough, she put it back on the wall and rode me faster. But since it wasn't on the door, it made more noises as Penny's right hand struggled to hold the doorknob. We were both too loud and horny to hear that noise, though. To say nothing of other people's noises. JOHNNY'S P.O.V. "Am I gonna cum on your cock? Is that it?" Bernadette asked fiercely as I laid down on the couch, with her on top of me. "If I don't cum first," I answered. She went down to kiss my neck, as my right hand slid over her ass and towards the back of her pussy. My left stayed on her chest, putting her left nipple against mine. "Then what? Where are you cumming, huh?" Bernadette asked. "You got free range. So would he if he'd been patient. I don't gotta do that with you, though..." I ignored any other implications so I could do what I was told. Do what I really had to do before I got a heart attack. "Where do I start?" I answered. "Oh fuck...those tits, that ass, that face, those curves?" There was no wrong answer, really. Overcome, I put my left hand on the back of her head and kissed her deeply. Bernadette responded quickly, as our mouths and tongues devoured each other. She bounced harder on me, causing our chests to rub together faster, all while my right fingers rubbed any part of her center they could reach. I had to put both hands on her tits, squeezing them in tandem with all my tongue lashing. Her hands rested on my face, as it almost felt like she was eating my mouth out before long. My hands just went all over her tiny, curvaceous body, worshiping it while there was still time. Finally we caught our breath and our hips had to slow down. When enough down time had passed, we heard something other than our breathing and bodies. JIM'S P.O.V. "That's it. You make me cum right now!" Penny hissed, just over her clutching the doorknob. Ignoring the noise and any other obstacles, I grabbed onto her tits and squeezed during a series of deep, quick fucks. After my hips slowed down, my left hand went to rub her pussy, while my right went to the center of her ass. I fucked and rubbed her pussy while getting closer to her ass, which made her tighten on me harder. "Oh, fuck, make me cum! I'm gonna lick my cum off your cock before I swallow yours! I want it all!" Penny yelled. We both wanted it so much, we weren't stopped by Penny's right hand involuntarily twisting the doorknob. She let go of it and put her hand on the wall, but the door still cracked open just enough I was the one who looked out the door - and noticing the naked people on the couch looking back. When I panicked and pulled out, Penny took notice, looked over and backed up herself. None of us knew what to do after that. JOHNNY'S P.O.V. We could all see each other naked. We all already knew we were fucking before this. But now we were faced with the evidence - and right before we were all finished too. As such, none of us knew or particularly wanted to know what to do next. At least I didn't want to know. As soon as any of us made a move, the night would be over. Me and Jim would likely be sent out, Penny and Bernadette would prefer being alone after this embarrassment, and neither of us would be satisfied going home. We'd have gotten some, but not enough - and I know neither me nor Jim would forgive Jim for it. So...to salvage my friendship with Jim, I had to get something out of this. It made sense. We were being watched now, not just overheard. There was a chance Bernadette's good girl veneer was coming back on at this very moment. This could still end with me getting my balls crunched, not drained. So I really had to act fast. And then she did it for me. Before I did anything, she put my finger right back on her pussy. I figured since she was that pent up, it wouldn't take long to bring her over - but I figured it wasn't best to take chances. She still looked uncertain and horny as I kept rubbing, but she wasn't letting my hand go. This made me just bold enough to get off the couch, go on my knees and taste her for the first and last time. My fingers didn't miss a beat, however. I didn't see if Penny or Jim were watching us, or from where, but I didn't care. Someone was getting off here no matter what - even if it wasn't me. If I had to, I'd just jack off at the nearest available bathroom from all of this later. At last, I heard Bernadette groan without holding back again. But someone else joined in moments later. JIM'S P.O.V. I couldn't believe Johnny had it in him to do this. I couldn't believe Penny's tits really didn't have anything on Bernadette's - which said so much more about Bernadette. I really couldn't believe Penny wasn't saying anything right now. I knew why I wasn't, but her... And it looked like Bernadette would be the only one to get off for it. Well, if it was okay to finish ladies off in plain sight around here... Before Penny noticed, I sat on my knees right behind her again. I then reached over and brushed her pussy, doing it quick in hopes it'd get her going before she slapped me. When she didn't, I put my face against her ass again. With my left finger fucking her, my tongue licking her right below and her ass right against my face, I'd have her gone before Bernadette at this point. I hoped. "Oh, fuck! Fuck it!" That scream from Penny sure bolstered my hopes. It took about 15 more seconds for them to come true. I tried to lick as much of her release as I could, but most of it got on my fingers. When Penny was finished, I took them out, got on my feet, stood in front of her - with my back turned to the others - and licked myself clean just for her. But Bernadette was the only one reacting to anything at the moment. JOHNNY'S P.O.V. Jim clearly beat me to it, but I couldn't complain. Not with my face getting covered in Bernadette's release. My face laid between her legs, licking her center and my mouth clean. Once Bernadette caught her breath, the whole room was actually quiet. And once again, there was the hanging question of what the hell to do from here. I could ask that since I took the time to get her off, in front of other people, Bernadette should do the same for me. No doubt Jim was thinking the same thing. Then I realized he wouldn't have to. JIM'S P.O.V. I turned to face the open door, convinced it was finally over. That is, until Penny took a hold of my cock. At this position, the others could probably see at least our naked sides. They could see just enough of Penny going down to her knees and gulping my cock down. But as long as I could watch...and do much much more... I wanted to fuck her mouth, but I knew I'd cum right away. Maybe she'd want to get it over with faster. But Penny's tongue licked me nice and slow, with her mouth suckling my head deep and hard. Her blazing green eyes looked up at me, just as she took me deeper and rested her hand on my balls. My hips nearly went forward then and there, but I settled for burying my hand in her hair. At that point, Penny bobbled and swallowed me down, and I had to look away so I wouldn't cum. Look away just far enough to see Bernadette's mouth stuffed with Johnny's cock. JOHNNY'S P.O.V. I wasn't even surprised when Bernadette made a move for my cock. I merely sat myself back down on the couch, saw her get on her knees in front of me and watched her go to work. She had my whole cock down in a matter of moments. She came off and licked me from base to tip, then circled her tongue around my head before engulfing it completely. She pumped my shaft in the meantime, but soon licked back down and briefly tickled my balls with the tip of her tongue. Before I could groan from that, I groaned from her deep throating me again. I swore I felt eyes on me, and not from Bernadette. Yet when Bernadette zeroed her gorgeous blue eyes on me, it was all I wanted to feel. That and her wet tongue and lips on my shaft. I threw my head back, having to turn away so I could last a little while longer. Then I saw that neither Jim nor Penny were looking over - but I could see Penny going to town. I could see almost everything else Penny had to offer too. Her body was thinner than Bernadette, and her tits and ass were just shy of being as big and full as hers - through no fault of hers. Nevertheless...God damn. Especially with that mouth of hers. Oh fuck, speaking of mouths... But Bernadette didn't just use her mouth once I looked at her again. I drifted down to her tits - but for even greater reasons than usual, once she put them on my cock. I held my breath as she pumped my shaft with her chest. When I started pumping her back, and when her tongue dipped on my head, all was lost. JIM'S P.O.V. I saw Bernadette take her tits off Johnny's cock, right in time for the money shot. Her mouth covered his shaft up as he exploded, which was probably for the best. I'd seen enough of my friend without actually seeing his cum too. Big Bang Theory: Rebound All that from a little geeky girl. A little geeky, busty, curvy, sexy, clearly talented girl...God damn. Then my busty, curvy, sexy, clearly talented girl brought me to the wire. NEUTRAL P.O.V. There were no words between them after Penny swallowed Jim's cum. The minute any of them spoke, they'd have to deal with reality and how out of control they got. It wasn't something they were willing to face yet. Compared to that, looking at each other while they were naked was safe - they'd done worse already. However, they weren't just looking at their current partners now. They all came, so their sex drives - combined with their earlier drinking - should have been exhausted for the night. Jim and Penny had exhausted each other every way they could, as did Johnny and Bernadette. But Johnny hadn't done that with Penny. And Jim hadn't with Bernadette. And vice versa. After everything Johnny did with Bernadette, Penny should have been the last thing on his mind. Likewise, Penny had been so scorching, Jim shouldn't have wanted more with Bernadette. On the other end, Penny and Bernadette should have been more than satisfied with their rebounds. But if they were insane enough to do all this already, it would take a while for them to be sane again. Especially when they could all see the other sexy, naked bodies they hadn't devoured tonight. And still no one said a word. If they did, the mood would be broken and they'd have to face what they'd done in front of each other. They were not ready to face that yet. Or leave here wondering what still could have been. After seeing Penny at work, Johnny knew it would haunt him - and that he wouldn't get the guts to try seeing it again once he left. And after watching Bernadette's talents, Jim knew he'd always wonder how they'd compare with Penny's - and how he didn't just want to hear Johnny's account of it. As for Penny and Bernadette...if they had to do all this to get close to getting over their old boyfriends...then maybe a little more would make their memories go away even faster. It couldn't hurt - well it could if they were too sensitive. And there were still no words. But they didn't need any. It was an unspoken understanding that passed through them, as they looked at each other's recovering, nude, desirable bodies. They wouldn't talk - now or later - they wouldn't think, and they wouldn't come to their senses until one last orgasm. No matter how long it took. So before sanity could come back, Johnny rushed over to Penny and Jim went to Bernadette. Then they all went to the bedroom. XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX Johnny and Penny took the top half of the bed, while Jim and Bernadette staked claim on the bottom. They all started with kissing and rubbing each other's crotches, with the men soon going down to the sets of gorgeous tits they hadn't suckled tonight. When they had their fill, their tactics changed. Jim laid down on the bottom half of the bed, then got Bernadette to turn and get into a 69 position. Her supple backside hovered over his face, only to drop down as Bernadette's face dropped to his cock. The two started licking and suckling, their hips grinding on each other's face to hurry things along. Johnny's strategy for getting his cock back up was to rub it against Penny's tits. He laid on the bed as Penny rubbed her breasts up and down his shaft, then stuck her tongue out and dug into his slit. She then rubbed a tit at a time against his balls, before going down to suckle on them. After deeply sucking them both, Penny came off and left his crotch altogether, Johnny was left hanging until Penny went over and sat on his face. Getting the hint soon enough, Johnny placed his hands on her ass and worked her center over. When even that wasn't enough, he reached up and held her tits for dear life as Penny humped his face. "Oh, that's good," Jim said nearby to Bernadette. "Oh, good girl..." "Is that what you want now?" Bernadette asked right into his cock. "A good girl? After having Penny? You want to fuck a nice good girl now?" "Maybe at first," Jim proposed. With that, Bernadette got off his cock and face and laid down next to him, urging him to get on top of her. "Come on, fuck me nice and good," she asked, and he couldn't help but obey. "Okay...time to ride something harder," Penny said next to them, getting off Johnny's face and sinking down his hardened cock. Penny rode him cowgirl while Jim fucked Bernadette missionary style. The two groups were oblivious to the other, and to anything else but their current partners. Johnny ran his hands all over Penny's body and tried not to compare it to Bernadette's, while Jim blocked Penny out as his face laid on Bernadette's chest. After Penny leaned on Johnny's chest and rode him faster, he had enough of just taking it. He lifted himself up, kissed her fiercely, then flipped her over and put her on her back. Bernadette was ready to change things up too. "You're putting the good girl to sleep. Flip her over. Fuck me like a bad doggie..." Jim obeyed and got off her, standing to the left of the bed as Bernadette got on all fours. His jaw all but dropped at her bent over bubble butt, before grabbing it and plunging right below it. He watched her behind jiggle, then reached over and held her jiggling, swaying tits while fucking her deeper. The roles were changed now. Penny was letting Johnny take control, as his hands went back and forth tweaking her pussy and tits, while his cock kept going in deeper. Bernadette was getting dirtier, wiggling her ass and meeting Jim's thrusting hips. Jim struck back by suddenly pulling out of her, only to bend over and start eating her from behind, like he had with Penny. He made Bernadette's pussy wetter and even more lubricated - even very briefly doing the same to her ass. When he had enough, he stood back up and fucked her even easier and harder. Johnny's next move was standing on his own two feet, although he kept Penny lying on her back. He inserted himself back in and waited for Penny to wrap her legs around him, then grabbed her tits as he went back into action. He jiggled the ample flesh with nearly as much vigor as he had with Bernadette's, pushing Penny's breasts up, bouncing them and rubbing them together. Penny and Bernadette were almost unintelligible, to say nothing of Johnny and Jim. While they couldn't talk with words other than curses, they could have visions of keeping this going further. Trying more positions. Having more than two people fuck at the same time. Maybe even up to four. Fucking and sucking and licking and plunging every hole, with every combination... Unfortunately, they did too good a job with their current combinations. Both men had to pull out while the women were in the process of cumming. Penny wasn't able to move before Johnny's cum landed on her stomach and chest, while Bernadette froze in doggy style as Jim painted her ass with his release. Once again, the four settled into silence. But this time, no looks, fantasies, dirty desires or new pairings could get them riled back in. This time, they really were done for. This time, the men could do nothing but lay down on the bed with the ladies. They didn't even more for a while, even with their cum on them. Johnny saw Penny wipe some of his cum on her tits - enough so that it wouldn't leak down her stomach as she got up. Jim stayed awake long enough to see Penny come back with tissues for her and Bernadette. That was the last image he carried into dreamland. XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX When the men woke up, Penny was gone and Bernadette was sleeping on the living room chair they hadn't used for sex. Since not speaking about anything worked well for them last night - and since they could still tell themselves they had sex in front of each other because they were drunk - it helped them get out of the apartment with no trouble. They kept anything else to themselves, anxious to get home so they could remember the hotter parts in peace. But they never spoke of it out loud to each other. They trusted that Penny and Bernadette probably wouldn't either. Johnny waited a few months for things to die down, then he wound up going to the Cheesecake Factory where he remembered Bernadette worked. But then he saw her going up to a table with a whole group of nerds, and kissing a guy with a Vulcan-like haircut. He was still too short and normal looking to be the Spock loving Sheldon. Plus he only looked slightly less needy than how Penny's ex sounded. Johnny could do the math from there - especially when he saw Penny go over there too. There was no sense telling Jim about this. Their time with these crazy, sexy women was already something out of a porno, or dirty fanfiction. No sense following it with some uncomfortable reunion worthy of a sitcom. THE END