46 comments/ 23130 views/ 35 favorites Big Bang Theory Season 01 Ep. 01 By: baranbrat Editor's note: I have received numerous requests to resume my stories concerning the characters on "The Big Bang Theory". I'm doing this now. I would like your input. Option # 1. Would you like me to continue where I left off with the current storyline. Option # 2. Another completely new series. Each Episode would be free standing, meaning a reset button would be hit after each episode. So the sex would be involving that episode only, unless the storyline is carried over to the next episode. (Example 3 episodes with Stephanie or 3 episodes with Alex). Sheldon may be having sex in one episode and be a virgin in the next, etc. etc., etc.! Option # 3. This series would follow the events as they occurred in the original storyline. Whenever possible I will have them in sexual situations as they really occur. If it doesn't follow the storyline, I will have the characters in sexual situations in their dreams, be it Penny, Leonard, Sheldon or the other characters. After this story will be an Option 3 version of the same episode Please let me know if you want Option 1, 2 or 3 the 4th option is to abandon the series all together. I will follow only one of the story lines. Thanks for letting me ramble on; hope to hear from you soon. ***** Big Bang Theory Season One Episode 1 (Option 2) Leonard and Sheldon are arguing as they prepare to enter the clinic, they enter the room and approach the receptionist. Leonard looks down at her as she is working on a crossword puzzle and he ruins it for her by telling her the answers to the remaining clues. She looks at him with disgust; "May I help you?" "Is this the office for the High I.Q. sperm donors?" She looks at them; "Maybe if you need to ask, you may be in the wrong room. Here is an application, fill it out and return it, take your time, I'll just finish my crossword puzzle!" She looks down at it and shakes her head; "Oh look, I'm already done!" They sit and begin filling out the form and suddenly Sheldon isn't so sure; "I'd hate to have my sperm donated and not have it generate a high IQ offspring! Just look at my sister, she had the same NDA as I do and is as dumb as a bag of rocks!" "Sheldon this was your idea, you wanted the extra money!" After arguing back and forth Sheldon puts the application down; "I want to leave! What's the protocol for leaving?" Leonard looks at Sheldon; "I don't know, I never reneged on a proffer of sperm before. I normally leave it where I shoot it!" "Let's just try walking out!" They slowly put the applications on the table and slowly get up. The receptionist looks at them and yells out; "Bye!" They turn and wave bye and reply; "Nice meeting you!" Leonard and Sheldon return to their apartment and as they reach their floor, they look at the apartment across the hall from them and the door is open. Leonard immediately gets a hard-on as he stares at the young gorgeous blonde in a tight t-shirt and equally tight cut-off jean shorts. He nearly begins to drool as he takes in her large tits, shapely legs and that incredible sexy cut of hair, it just screams let me suck you off. She looks rather young, but he's such a nerd, all he can see is tits and ass. He approaches her open door and she turns and blurts out; "Oh Hi!" They both reply; "Hi!" She replied with a "Hi?" Leonard steps into the doorway and stutters; "We didn't mean to interrupt, we live across the hall." She smiles at them with those full red lips and gorgeous green eyes and replies; "Oh, that's nice." Leonard is now completely flustered; "No. We don't live together. I mean...we live together, but in separate heterosexual bedrooms!" She giggles; "Okay, well, guess I'm your new neighbor, Penny" They replied; "I'm Leonard, Sheldon." She replies, "Hi!" They go back and forth several times with; "Hi's!" Finally Leonard tells her; "Welcome to the building!" "Oh, thank you. Maybe we can have coffee sometime." They went back and forth several times with "Bye!" and they went to their apartment. Leonard closes the door to their apartment and starts to laugh; "You know Sheldon, if we met Penny before we went to the sperm bank, there is no way I would have left there without leaving a donation." Sheldon chuckled; "Now that's funny Leonard, I finally got one of your obscure jokes! Ha, ha, ha!" Leonard walks into the kitchen with the food; "Should we have invited her for lunch?" "We never invited the transvestite over for lunch." "That was wrong of us, I'm going to go over there and invite her over." After knocking on her door they go through another bout of Hi's, Leonard invites her over for lunch. "Oh, that's so nice I'd love to. So what do you guys do for fun around here?" Sheldon has his hands in his pockets and blurts out; "Well, today we tried masturbating for money." Penny looks at Sheldon; "My dates back in Nebraska did that all the time, but after I finished with them, they refused to pay me. I never learned until I got her to California to ask for the money up front." Penny walked into the living room and stops and admires all of their work on their whiteboards. While they argue about whose work is more impressive she takes a seat and unknowingly, Penny sits in Sheldon's spot. He looks at her; "That's where I sit and she replies flirting; "Sit next to me!" He stops and looks at her; "No I sit there!" She makes the mistake of replying; "What's the difference?" He goes on and on about why it's his spot and she asks him if he wants her to move. Leonard tells Sheldon; "Just sit anywhere." As they dish out the food they start with small talk. Sheldon tells her; "We have a lot of company, just yesterday we had Koothrappali and Wolowitz over to play Klingon Boggle!" She looks at Leonard and asks; "So...Klingon Boggle?" He looks down at his food and on a low voice says; "Yeah, its boggle, but in Klingon. That's enough about us, what about you?" "Me? Okay. I'm a Sagittarius, which probably tells you way more than you need to know. A lot of people think I'm a water sign. Okay, let's see what else. I'm a vegetarian, no except for fish and the occasional steak, I love steak! Sheldon snickers; "That's interesting, Leonard can't process corn." Leonard nearly dies from embarrassment and changes the subject; "So do you have some sort of a job?" "Oh yeah, I'm a waitress at The Cheesecake Factory." "I love cheesecake" Sheldon scoffs; "You can't eat cheesecake, you're lactose intolerant!" "I don't eat it; I just think it's a good idea." "Anyways, I'm writing a screenplay. It's about this sensitive girl who comes to L.A. from Lincoln, Nebraska to be an actress and winds up a waitress at The Cheesecake Factory." Leonard perks up; "So it's based on your life." She looks at him; "No, I'm from Omaha!" Both Leonard and Sheldon looked stunned and don't know how to reply to that. Leonard finally replies; "Well if that was a movie, I'd go see it." She giggles; "I know right. Let me see, I guess that's it, that's the story of Penny." Leonard looks at her; "That's sounds wonderful!" She sits back and looks sad suddenly; "It was! And she starts to cry; "Until I fell in love with a jerk." She puts her face in her hands and Sheldon mouths to Leonard; "What's happening?" Leonard throws up his hands and mouth's back; "I don't know!" She sits forward; "Oh god, you know, four years I lived with him. Four years. That's like as long as high school!" Sheldon scoffs; "It took you four years to finish high school?" She ignores him; "I just...I can't believe I trusted him. You wanna know the most pathetic part? Even though I hate his lying, cheating guts...I still love him. Is that crazy?" Sheldon looks up and replies; "Yes!" Leonard looks at her; "No, it's not crazy, it's a paradox." He rambles on about it and she looks completely lost. He looks at Sheldon; "Well, I didn't make it worse!" She puts her head in her hands; "Oh, I'm sorry, I'm such a mess. And on top of everything else, I'm all gross from moving and my stupid shower doesn't work." Leonard looks up at her; "Our shower works." "Really, would it be totally weird if I used it?" Sheldon continues to eat his lunch and replies; "Yes!" Leonard blurts out; "No! It's right down the hall!" She smiles at them both; "Okay, thanks! You guys are really sweet." She hurried away to the bathroom. Leonard and Sheldon go into the kitchen for drinks and Sheldon looks at Leonard; "That woman in there is not going to have sex with you." "Well, I'm not trying to have sex with her." "Oh good, then you won't be disappointed!" "What makes you think she wouldn't have sex with me? I'm a male and she's a female!" Sheldon scoffs at him; "Yes, but not of the same species!" All of a sudden she comes out of the shower with a towel wrapped around her; "Hey is there a trick to getting it to switch from tub to shower?" Leonard got an instant hard-on when he saw the luscious blonde standing before him wrapped in a towel. Her long slender legs are just begging to be parted and filled. She has her hair pulled atop her head to keep dry. He shakes his head and clearing his throat blurts out; "I'll show you the trick with the shower!" He walks in and tugs on the lever; "All right, there it goes, it sticks a little!" She pulls back the shower curtain and climbs in; "Thanks!" "You're welcome!" All of a sudden the towel around her is tossed out and she pulls back the shower curtain giving him a clear view of her naked body. "You are for sure the nicest neighbor I've ever seen since moving here from Omaha. You know ever since Kurt, that's my old boyfriend, and I broke up, I haven't had a strong man to wash my back, would you mind doing it for me Leonard?" Leonard's jaw dropped to the floor and stammering, all he could do was nod, finally getting out; "Sure, I'd be glad to scrub your back. What are good neighbors for?" He stepped closer and picked up the washcloth. She began to giggle; "No silly, you have to take off your clothes and get in here with me. We don't want to get your clothes wet now would we? Oh one other thing, I never let Kurt use a washcloth, I like it better having his rough hands all over my soft skin!" "Aw well, I've been told my hands are as tender as veal!" She giggled; "That's alright Leonard, I still would rather have the feel of skin on skin rather than a stinky old washcloth!" She handed him the soap and smiled at him; Wash to your heart's content Leonard!" He grinned from ear to ear and rolled the soap around in his hands. Placing it on the soap dish, he started at her shoulders. They were stiff and after a few moments they began to relax. He relaxed her so much that his movements about her neck and shoulders were now producing light moans and groans. Penny rolled her head around on her neck and peered over her shoulder; "You know Leonard, if you ever decide you don't want to be a physicist any longer, I suggest you become a masseur, your hands are like veal, but the way you work them is amazing." She outstretched her arms and placed them on the tiled wall. Leonard grabbed more soap and worked downward, across her tapered back and felt the muscles loosening up after she finished moving all those boxes. He felt her jump and giggle when he worked along her sides and her shapely hips. He was thorough when he slid his soapy hands up and down each extended arm. He stepped closer and heard her draw in a deep breath because his stiff cock was poking her on her firm ass cheeks. He re-applied the soap to his hands and running his hands around her slender body began rubbing her belly. He slowly moved higher and when he reached her firm, full, high-standing breasts, she let out a squeal and pushed off the tiled wall and pressed her soapy body against his. She turned her head and her bright green eyes were now lidded in lust. Her lips were parted and she was sucking in huge amounts of air into her lungs. She leaned back against him and resting her head on his shoulder, she closed her eyes and continued to let out groans deep in her throat. Leonard was going to leave her breasts, but she grabbed his wrists and placed them back on them. Opening her eyes, she whispered huskily to him; "They need special attention, especially on the underside. With all of the moving, I think they are a little sweaty. Please wash them thoroughly Leonard, don't forget the nipples, you sort of bypassed them!" She let out a gasp when he returned to them, because of that, his cock worked its way between her tight ass cheeks and was poking at her very wet pussy. He soaped up her tits, not missing a single square inch. He reached her firm, puckered nipples and catching them both between his soapy fingers, her rolled, twisted and tugged at them. Her legs nearly gave way from the intense pleasure coursing through her tits, directly down to her wet pussy. "Oh please Leonard, harder! Oh fuck I haven't had them played with since before braking up with Kurt!" She turned her head and biting her lower lip, she let out another groan and reached back and wrapping her hand around his head, she pulled it to her mouth and immediately her tongue darted into his open mouth. Leonard returned the kiss and all of a sudden, he was no longer washing her, but caressing and teasing her luscious body. He slowly raised and lowered his hips, sending his cock deeper into her gorgeous ass crack. Without warning, Penny spun around and crushed her soap covered tits to his chest. She planted several kisses all over his neck and chest. She reached down and gripped his stiff cock in her fist and began stroking it. She groaned louder when she felt his hands gripping her ass and massaging her firm cheeks. His index finger tickled her puckered hole. He slid it lower and slid it back and forth through her tight cuntlips. Sliding first one and then a second finger into her pussy, he sawed it up and down and he felt her knees begin to buckle. Penny threw her head back and let out a squeal. Her hair was instantly covered in water and she sputtered and giggled. She reached up and released her hair and it fell around her shoulders. She was close to cumming and when Leonard shoved the two fingers back into her pussy and his thumb into her tight asshole, she started shaking. She wrapped her arms around him harder and dropping her head, she sank her teeth into his shoulder. She clung to him until her orgasm ceased. As she slowly recovered, she pulled back slightly and swept her wet locks from her face. In a barely audible whisper she spoke; "Thank you Leonard, after everything was happening to me, you are the one bright spot. Now it's my turn to make you feel great!" She slipped to her knees and blocking the water spray with her back, she gripped his cock in her hand; "Mmmm up close it's even better than I thought it was!" She opened her mouth and flattening her tongue, she ran it up and down the underside of his cock. Reaching the swollen head, she enveloped it in her mouth and began sucking it up and down slowly. Her hand matched my mouth's movement and getting into a rhythm, she quickly had him close to cumming. "Oh fuck Penny, if you don't stop, I'm going to cum and I mean really, really soon!" She looked up at him with those gorgeous green eyes and nodded. She sucked harder and fondled his balls. She heard him let out a loud groan and her mouth was suddenly filled with his cum. Spurt after spurt filled her mouth and she swallowed down every creamy drop. When he was spent, she smacked her lips and smiled up at him; "How about us drying off. I've had enough for now, again thank you!" He gripped her under her arms and drew her to her feet. He kissed her hard, tasting his own cum, she kissed him back; "We may be done for now, but we definitely are not finished!" She giggled; "Can I count on that Leonard?" He smiled back at her and as she got out of the tub, he slapped her playfully on the ass; "It's a done deal Penny." They dressed and she hugged him; "Can I ask you for another favor Leonard?" He laughed; "Is it anything like the one we just finished?" She punched him playfully; "No, not now at least. Kurt, my ex-boyfriend still has my color TV. Would you be able to drive over there and pick it up for me?" He looked a little concerned, but replied immediately; "Sure, give me the address and Sheldon and I will drive right over there now and get it." She gave him the address and he went and got Sheldon, as they headed over there Sheldon was concerned; "How do you expect the two of us get the TV from her ex-boyfriend?" "I don't know maybe we can appeal to his humanity." "Wow Leonard, you really thought this through haven't you?" After leaving Kurt's apartment minus their pants, they returned to their apartment. When Penny saw what had happened she felt awful. At the same time she again got an itch between her legs. Seeing Sheldon in his tightie whities made her extremely horny, but she kept it under control. "Let me make it up to you. Go put on some pants, I'll get my wallet and I'll treat you to dinner, it's on me." After dinner Leonard still feeling depressed about losing his pants and looking bad in front of Penny, headed out to the comic book store with Raj and Howard. Sheldon was tired from losing his pants and was about to retire for the evening. All of a sudden there was a knock on his door, opening it Penny was standing there; "Oh hello, Leonard had gone to the comic book store, if you are looking for him." "No Sheldon, I came over here to talk to you?" "Oh, alright come on in." She entered and sat in his spot. She looked up at him and immediately moved over. "Sheldon, I just wanted to tell you again how sorry I am about you losing your pants. I want to replace them, but need to know what size they are." "Well okay, but my mother normally buys my pants from Wal-Mart. I really don't know what size they are. "I could check if you'd let me." "Alright, I'll get a pair from my room and you can see for yourself." She reached out and pulled him towards her. She unbuttoned his pants and began lowering his zipper. "I have an easier and quicker way, you can take these off and I can check them right here." "Oh my Penny, I don't know about this, this doesn't seem right." Before he knew it, she had them off and looking at the waistband she took note of the size and tossed them on the chair across from them. "Alright Sheldon, I got it. My oh my you sure have grown a pretty large bulge there in your underpants." Her hand slid up hir hairy leg and covered his package. "I can't believe it; I lost my pants twice in one day, that's a new record." She began tugging at his underpants; "How about losing these too, I'd really like to show my appreciation for what you and Leonard tried to do for me earlier today." "No need, you already brought us dinner; that should suffice." "Nonsense Sheldon, I want to do this! " She got his underpants off and reached for his huge cock. She could hardly get her hand around it. She stroked it several times and a dollop of pre-cum oozed out. She rolled it around the head with her thumb and licked her lips. She wanted desperately to taste it, but didn't want to scare him off. "Oh my god Sheldon, has anyone ever told you that you have a magnificent cock?" He scoffed; "I've been told numerous times that's I'm a real big dick, does that qualify?" She didn't answer him, she was too enthralled by his cock and she couldn't resist. She lowered her head and took the huge head into her mouth. It stretched her lips wide, but she was determined to sample his length. Sheldon never felt anything like this before. He ran his fingers through her hair and looked down into her gorgeous green eyes. He arched his hips when he felt her let go of his cockhead and slowly slide her tongue up and down the underside of his cock. He shivered when she stuck out her tongue and ran it around and around his large sack holding his swollen nuts. Big Bang Theory Season 01 Ep. 01 Penny sucked first one and then the other ball into her mouth. Her hand continued to stroke his cock, now covered in her saliva. She couldn't believe her fingers didn't meet around the thick shaft. She was like an addict on drugs; she couldn't get enough of his cock. She bobbed up and down on it, taking as much of it into her mouth as she could. Saliva was running down her chin onto her t-shirt, she didn't care. She coughed and gagged when she took him in too deep. Unlike Leonard's, she was unable to get it into her throat, maybe not today, but she swore one day she would swallow his entire length. Pulling it from her mouth, she ran it over her entire face, coating her forehead, cheeks and chin with his magnificent piece of meat. Sheldon tugged at her long blonde hair; "If you don't want Leonard to catch us doing this, we better finish soon, he'll be back in a few minutes." She let out a groan; "Oh no, not again, I love sucking cock, but my pussy need a good fucking and if I don't get one soon I'll go insane." She knew if she starting fucking him now, there is no way in hell they'd finish before Leonard's return. She made the decision to get him off, that way he'd owe her and she would be back soon to collect her due. "Hold on Sheldon, I'm going to make you cum so hard your head is going to spin!" He scoffed; "You know Penny; that is completely and utterly impossible! Oh my god, what are you doing, don't stop, oh please don't stop!" She giggled; "Told ya!" She began corkscrewing her hands and mouth up and down as fast and as deep as she could. Penny had his entire cock dripping. She heard him panting and when he arched his hips upwards, she knew she had him. She continued to use her hands, but clamped her lips over the swollen head and when she felt it jerk; she was prepared for his load. She started swallowing the moment the first blast hit the back of her throat. Sheldon came so hard and so fast, it backed up and Penny began to cough. His cock popped out of her mouth and the next few blasts coated her cheek, across one eye and onto her forehead. He smiled at the mess he made. He began chuckling; I guess I should have given my sperm to the high IQ sperm bank, it looks like I wasted a bunch of baby Sheldons." She licked the cum that dripped down her face and scooping up as much as she could on her fingers, she licked that clean too. "Don't you worry Sheldon, I'll be back for more of those little Sheldons, maybe one day we can harvest one!" She laughed as she stood up and went into the bathroom to clean up. After washing her face she saw a bunch of cum still on her t-shirt; "I guess I'll save that for later!" Hurrying back out to the living room, she saw Sheldon struggling to get his pants back on. ""I hope you're not looking for more; Leonard should be back at any moment! I wouldn't want him to know what we did seeing the way he feels about you. Oh I guess I shouldn't have said that out loud." She stood before him; "What are you talking about, what did Leonard tell you?" "Oh nothing really, I have to go!" He got up and ran into his bedroom before Penny could question him. She looked back at him; "I'll get it out of him one way or another, but I'll let him be for now." She headed out and just as she reached her door, Leonard came up the stair. She turned and smiled at him; "Oh hello Leonard, I was just talking to Sheldon about you, he told me some interesting things!" She turned and went into her apartment and closed the door before he could reply. He stood there wondering what Sheldon blabbed about. He did notice several white stains on her t-shirt and that troubled him. Just as he turned the doorknob to his place, the door opened and Sheldon stood there looking guilty. "Oh Sheldon, what did you say?" He looked down; "Nothing, I told her nothing about how you felt about her!" "Don't tell me you blabbed about how I felt about her." "Okay I won't, I just said you had feeling for her, she pressed me and I refused to elaborate. I ran from the room and locked myself in my bedroom until she left." "That's bad, really bad, but I guess it could be worse. Do you have any idea what she spilled all over her t-shirt? There were white splotches all over it." "No, not really, she did have some of my ice cream; maybe she's a slob and got some on her. I'm going to bed, she sure is tiring!" "What do you mean by that?" "I just meant, she isn't very educated and I have to explain everything to her, it's very tiring, that's all I meant! You should let her go! You're not going to let her go are you?" Leonard shook his head; "No I'm not, are children are going to be smart and beautiful!" Sheldon scoffed; "Yes, but not of the same species!" ***** The following story is a version of Option #3 and it is from the beginning of the series. I own all of the 8 seasons on DVD so I will try and follow it closely. If the episodes do not have much call for a sex scene, I may combine a couple or several episodes in one story. Big Bang Theory Season One Episode 1 (Option 3) Leonard and Sheldon are walking down a hallway and enter a room and approach a receptionist. Leonard looks at her as she is working on a crossword puzzle and he ruins it for her by telling her the answers to the remaining clues. She looks at him with disgust; "May I help you?" "Is this the office for the High I.Q. sperm donors?" She looks at them; "Maybe if you need to ask, you may be in the wrong room. Here is an application, fill it out and return it, take your time, I'll just finish my crossword puzzle!" She looks down at it and shakes her head; "Oh look, I'm already done!" They sit and begin filling out the form and suddenly Sheldon isn't so sure; "I'd hate to have my sperm donated and not have it generate a high IQ offspring! Just look at my sister, she had the same NDA as I do and is as dumb as a bag of rocks!" "Sheldon this was your idea, you wanted the extra money!" After arguing back and forth Sheldon puts the application down; "I want to leave! What's the protocol for leaving?" Leonard looks at Sheldon; "I don't know, I never reneged on a proffer of sperm before. I normally leave it where I shoot it!" "Let's just try walking out!" They slowly put the applications on the table and slowly get up. The receptionist looks at them and yells out; "Bye!" They turn and wave bye and reply; "Nice meeting you!" Leonard and Sheldon return to their apartment and as they reach their floor, they look at the apartment across from them and the door is open. Leonard immediately gets a hard-on as he stares at the young gorgeous blonde in a tight t-shirt and equally tight cut-off jean shorts. He nearly begins to drool as he takes in her large tits, shapely legs and that incredible sexy cut of hair, it just screams, let me suck you off. She looks rather young, but he's such a nerd, all he can see is tits and ass. He approaches her open door and she turns and blurts out; "Oh Hi!" They both reply; "Hi!" She replied with a "Hi?" Leonard steps into the doorway and stutters; "We didn't mean to interrupt, we live across the hall." She smiles at them with those full red lips and gorgeous green eyes and replies; "Oh, that's nice." Leonard is now completely flustered; "No. We don't live together. I mean...we live together, but in separate heterosexual bedrooms!" She giggles; "Okay, well, guess I'm your new neighbor, Penny" They replied; "I'm Leonard, Sheldon." She replies, "Hi!" They go back and forth several times with; "Hi's!" Finally Leonard tells her; "Welcome to the building!" "Oh, thank you. Maybe we can have coffee sometime. They went back and forth several times with "Bye!" and they went to their apartment. Leonard walks into the living room; "Should we have invited her for lunch?" "We never invited the transvestite over for lunch." "That was wrong of us, I'm going to go over there and invite her over." After knocking on her door they go through another bout of Hi's, Leonard invites her over for lunch. "Oh, that's so nice I'd love to. So what do you guys do for fun around here?" Sheldon has his hands in his pockets and blurts out; "Well, today we tried masturbating for money." Luckily she doesn't hear him and Penny admires all of their work on their whiteboards. While they argue about whose work is more impressive she takes a seat and unknowingly, Penny sits in Sheldon's spot. He looks at her; "That's where I sit and she replies flirting; "Sit next to me!" He stops and looks at her; "No I sit there!" She makes the mistake of replying; "What's the difference?" He goes on and on about why it's his spot and she asks him if he wants her to move. Leonard tells Sheldon; "Just sit anywhere." As they dish out the food they start with small talk. Sheldon tells her; "We have a lot of company, just yesterday we had Koothrappali and Wolowitz over to play Klingon Boggle!" She looks at Leonard and asks; "So...Klingon Boggle?" He looks down at his food and on a low voice says; "Yeah, its boggle, but in Klingon. That's enough about us, what about you?" "Me? Okay. I'm a Sagittarius, which probably tells you way more than you need to know. A lot of people think I'm a water sign. Okay, let's see what else. I'm a vegetarian, no except for fish and the occasional steak, I love steak! Sheldon snickers; "That's interesting, Leonard can't process corn." Leonard nearly dies from embarrassment and changes the subject; "So do you have some sort of a job?" "Oh yeah, I'm a waitress at The Cheesecake Factory." "I love cheesecake" Sheldon scoffs at him; "You can't eat cheesecake, you're lactose intolerant!" "I don't eat it; I just think it's a good idea." "Anyways, I'm writing a screenplay. It's about this sensitive girl who comes to L.A. from Lincoln, Nebraska to be an actress and winds up a waitress at The Cheesecake Factory." Leonard perks up; "So it's based on your life." She looks at him; "No, I'm from Omaha!" Both Leonard and Sheldon looked stunned and don't know how to reply to that. Leonard finally replies; "Well if that was a movie, I'd go see it." She giggles; "I know right. Let me see, I guess that's it, that's the story of Penny." Leonard looks at her; "That's sounds wonderful!" She sits back and looks sad suddenly; "It was! And she starts to cry; "Until I fell in love with a jerk." She puts her face in her hands and Sheldon mouths to Leonard; "What's happening?" Leonard throws up his hands and mouth's back; "I don't know!" She sits forward; "Oh god, you know, four years I lived with him. Four years. That's like as long as high school!" Sheldon scoffs; "It took you four years to finish high school?" She ignores him; "I just...I can't believe I trusted him. You wanna know the most pathetic part? Even though I hate his lying, cheating guts...I still love him. Is that crazy?" Sheldon looks up and replies; "Yes!" Leonard looks at her; "No, it's not crazy, it's a paradox." He rambles on about it and she looks completely lost. He looks at Sheldon; "Well, I didn't make it worse!" She puts her head in her hands; "Oh, I'm sorry, I'm such a mess. And on top of everything else, I'm all gross from moving and my stupid shower doesn't work." Leonard looks up at her; "Our shower works." "Really, would it be totally weird if I used it?" Sheldon continues to eat his lunch and replies; "Yes!" Leonard blurts out; "No! It's right down the hall!" She smiles at them both; "Okay, thanks! You guys are really sweet." She hurried away to the bathroom. Leonard and Sheldon go into the kitchen for drinks and Sheldon looks at Leonard; "That woman in there is not going to have sex with you." "Well, I'm not trying to have sex with her." "Oh good, then you won't be disappointed!" "What makes you think she wouldn't have sex with me? I'm a male and she's a female!" Sheldon scoffs at him; "Yes, but not of the same species!" All of a sudden she comes out of the shower with a towel wrapped around her; "Hey is there a trick to getting it to switch from tub to shower?" "I'll show you the trick with the shower!" He walks in and tugs on the lever; "All right, there it goes, it sticks a little!" She pulls back the shower curtain and climbs in; "Thanks!" "You're welcome!" All of a sudden the towel around her is tossed out and she pulls back the shower curtain giving him a clear view of her naked body. "You are for sure the nicest neighbor I've ever seen since moving here from Omaha." She pulls back the shower and begins using the shower. She yells out to him; Leonard, would you mind doing me favor?" "Sure what is it?" "It isn't something you ask a guy you just met." She goes on and asks him to go to her old boyfriend's apartment to get her TV from him. When Leonard and Sheldon get there he tells them to get lost and Leonard pushes the issue and he de-pants them. They return to the apartment without the TV or their pants. When Penny sees them, she's shocked at what her old boyfriend did. She offers to buy them dinner. Afterwards she returns to her apartment, she gives each of them a kiss on the cheek and leaves them standing at the door. Sheldon stares at Leonard and shakes his head; "You're not done with her are you?" Leonard looks at her dreamily and replies; "Our children will be smart and beautiful!" Sheldon let out a disgusted laugh; "Yes, but not of the same species!" Penny closes the door to her apartment and leans against the door, for some reason she's attracted to Sheldon. She can't get the image of Sheldon's large package in those tightie, whities. She also liked Leonard's short but strong thighs, she was disappointed he was wearing boxers. Slipping into her nightshirt, she reached into her drawer and pulled out her trusty large oversized dildo. Spreading lubricant all over it, she closes her eyes and imagines Sheldon standing just as he was when he entered his apartment without his pants. She's standing in their living room facing Sheldon. Leaning forward, she reaches out and grabbing the bottom of his nerd t-shirt, she draws it up and over his slender body. She begins to plant several hot kisses along his neck, shoulders and chest. She smiles when she hears him draw in his breath just as she licks and nips at his stiffening nipples. She likes a man who has sensitive nipples. All of a sudden behind her, Leonard presses his boxer covered cock against her tight ass. He reached down and lifts her t-shirt up and off her body. He continues and unhooking her bra, slides that off of her. He cups her large full tits from behind and circles her areoles and tugs lightly on her nipples. Sheldon leans forward and sucks one of those fat nipples between his lips and using his tongue, flicks it back and forth until he has her moaning. Penny turns her head and catches Leonard's lips with her own. She darts her tongue in and out of his mouth as she feels his hands feverously working on her tight cut-off shorts. On the bed Penny had her nightshirt up around her neck. She whips it off and just like in her daydreams, she begins to twist and tug at her swollen nipples; "Oh shit, I need to get fucked soon. I've gone way to long without a hard, stiff cock!" She continues to twist her one nipple while her other hand slides down her tummy to her completely bare pussy; "Mmmmm I can't wait to really seduce either one of those nerds. I bet I can make either of them cum just from touching them!" She giggles to herself; "I was so wicked flashing Leonard in the shower, I was so fucking turned on, if he would have joined me, I wouldn't have had enough strength to say no!" Drifting back to her daydream, Leonard manages to break free from her kiss and slides down to the floor. On his knees he reaches around and unzips her shorts. Tugging at them, he slides them to the floor. She giggles when she hears a sharp intake of air when he sees she isn't wearing panties. Penny reaches down and cups Sheldon's large bulge in his underpants, she feels it throb in her hand. Unable to restrain herself, she drops to her knees and grabbing at the waistband, she pulls on it hard to make sure she doesn't catch it on his straining cock. Her large green eyes bug out as she stares at one of the largest cocks she's ever seen. It had to be around ten inches in length and as thick as a long-neck beer bottle. She can't resist her urge and leaning forward, her tongue flicks out and dances around the swollen pink head. She lets out a moan when suddenly her pussy lips are being parted and a hot, wet tongue begins to flick back and forth across her stiff clit. On the bed Penny is beyond thinking straight. Picking up her large phallic-like dildo, she sucks on it, making it good and wet and bringing it to her pussy, her cunt is more than ready to take it. Drawing her legs up, her heels press against her tight ass cheeks, she spreads her legs and slowly inserts the cock-like dildo into her wet snatch. She slides it in deeper and deeper until just the end is showing. Twisting the dial, the dildo comes to life and she lets out a loud growl. She begins to thrash about, in desperate need of an orgasm. It comes quickly and she's panting wildly as she bucks into thin air, hoping for a real cock to fuck her pussy. Turning the dial off, she slowly begins to slide the warm, wet dildo in and out of her pussy. Drifting back; Penny is now on her back, her head is turned to one side as she accepts Leonard's cock between her slick lips. His cock isn't as large as Sheldon's but for his tiny stature, his seven inch cock is nicely shaped and rather thick. She manages to get the entire length down her throat and she loves that he knows exactly what to do with it. Her tongue flicks out and stabs at his swollen nuts. She feels her legs being spread apart and she nearly bites down on Leonard's cock as she feels Sheldon's huge cock penetrate her cunt. He slides it in steadily and soon she lets out a loud grunt. He's completely inside of her and she feels a little discomfort as he begins to stab at her cervix. The intense pressure is more than she can handle and she starts to cum. Leonard pulls his cock from her mouth and fisting her silky blonde hair, he blows his load all over her pretty little face. She licks up all she can and soon has another load. Sheldon; pulls his cock from her well-fucked pussy and gripping his cock, he shoots his cum all over her belly and chest. She is beyond excited and cums yet again as she feels his huge load cover her sweat covered body. Penny is thrashing around on the bed; her hand is a blur as she jams that large dildo in and out of her juicy cunt. Her cunt is so wet; it's making splashing sounds as her cum shoots out from all around the rubbery cock. She bites down on her lower lip until she tastes blood and letting out a long quiet groan, she cums yet again. She pulls the dildo out of her pussy and drops it to the mattress. Penny curls up in a tight ball and slowly drifts off to sleep. In the apartment across the hall, Leonard is in the shower. His short, lean body is covered in soap suds. He has his eyes closed and his fist consumes his stiff cock. He's thinking back to the sight he saw earlier in the day when Penny threw back the shower curtain to expose her gorgeous body to him. That sight would be burned into his brain forever. Penny is plastered to his body; her slender, tapered back is sliding up and down his chest. Her head is thrown back and her mouth is covered by his. Their tongues are fencing back and forth as each of them tried to get the upper hand. Leonard's hands are sliding all over her slick body. He caresses her full firm tits, his hands trace down across her flat belly to the hot juncture between her thighs. Leonard sinks his fingers into her slick hole and at the same time, his incredibly stiff cock is sliding up and down the tight crack of her ass. He's been so long without, he knew as soon as he slips his cock into her, he's going to cum. Big Bang Theory Season 01 Ep. 01 Leonard soaps up his cock once again, he's fisting his cock so hard and fast, all of the soap already disappeared. He closes his eyes and resumes thinking about seeing Penny naked! His fingers slide in and out of her cunt and he feels her jerk violently. He captures her stiff clit and unhooding it, he rolls it around and around. He feels her stiffen and she starts to cum from the intense fingering he is giving her. Unable to hold off any longer, he urges her to lean over and finding her dripping hole, he slides his soap covered cock into her hot, tight cunt. Penny bucks hard and starts to slap her wet ass against his groin. She grips the shower wall and holds on for dear life. Leonard feels her cunt muscles clutch at his thick shaft and he starts to fuck her deeper and harder. Her large tits jump and sway with each thrust and cupping those magnificent mounds of flesh, he plucks away at the stiff nipples and as he drives faster and faster into her, he stiffens and let out a loud groan, he starts cumming and he feels like he will never stop. Penny feels him fill her with his spunk and she starts to cum again. She slips off his cock and kneeling in the tub; she sucks his dribbling cock into her mouth and finishes him off until he softens. Leonard slips to the tub floor and hugs her and holds her tight till the water begins in cool. Leonard is stoking his cock faster and faster, his eyes shoot open wide and letting out a loud scream, he starts to shoot his hot load all over the tiled wall. Sheldon comes rushing into the bathroom; "Leonard are you alright, it sounds like you're being attacked by a pack of wolves!" "No Sheldon and how would a pack of wolves get in here? Now please leave me alone with my thoughts!" Sheldon scoffs; "Oh I see, after seeing our new neighbor in those skimpy clothes of hers, you had a Wolowitz moment, I'll leave you to finish up. Please make sure you completely rinse the tub out, I use that shower too." ***** Please remember to vote on which option you want me to continue. Thanks! Big Bang Theory Season 01 Ep. 02 Author's note: After numerous votes by you the readers, it was evident you wanted this format. I had a good number for me to do more of the old series and I submitted one a day before I submitted this one. I have one or two more to complete that series and them I will concentrate on this series. Thank you all for your support and votes. Hope you enjoy these stories as much as I enjoy writing them. ***** Storyline reset: Leonard, Sheldon, Howard & Raj are eating Thai food and there's a knock on the door. Leonard opens it and its Penny. She just got off work and asks Leonard to do her a favor. "I'm having some furniture delivered tomorrow and I may not be here, so if it gets here and I'm not here, could you sign for it and put it in my apartment?" "Sure I'd be glad to." "Great, here's my key, talk to you later!" Leonard stops her; "Hey Penny, if you're not busy, would you like to join us for Thai food and a Superman marathon?" "A Superman marathon huh, how many are there?" Sheldon steps forward; "You're kidding right?" The four guys began arguing about Superman and forget all about Penny being there. She turns to leave; "I'm just going to wash up!" They don't hear her and continue to argue. Sheldon goes to open the door, he turns to Leonard; "We're locked out." Raj turns to the other three; "Also the pretty girl left!" The following day Leonard is in lobby, he signs for the large box and turns to the delivery man; "The apartment is on the fourth floor and the elevator is broken." Before he can say anything else, the guy is gone. Leonard and Sheldon struggle to get the box into Penny's apartment and when they get it there Sheldon is amazed on what a mess her apartment is in. Leonard looks around; "So Penny's a little Messy." 'No Leonard, this isn't messy, this is chaos!" He turns and looks at the sofa; "Excuse me; please explain where a tray of flatware on a couch is valid? I'm just inferring this is a couch because the evidence suggests the coffee table's having a tiny garage sale." Leonard scoffs at Sheldon; "Did it occur to you that not everyone had the same compulsive need to sort, organize and label the entire world around them?" Sheldon continues to look around and shakes his head; "No!" "Come on, we should do." "Hang on." "What are you doing?" "I'm straightening up." "Sheldon, this is not your home." "This is not anyone's home. This is a swirling vortex of entropy." Just then Penny came home; "Hey guys." Leonard turned around, startled; "Oh, hey, Penny. This just arrived, brought it up, just now." "Great, was it hard getting it up the stairs?" "No!" Sheldon looked at Leonard; "No?" "No! We'll get out of your hair!" "Great, thank you again." Without looking she throws her jacket towards the couch. As Sheldon is leaving he tells her; "Penny? I just wanted you to know that you don't have to live like this. I'm here for you." She leans over and looks at Leonard; "What's he talking about?" Leonard thinks fast; "It's a joke." "I don't get it?" "Yeah, he didn't tell it right!" He grabs Sheldon by the arm and pulls him out of the apartment. Later that night Leonard is sleeping and he hears a ruckus outside. He crawls out of bed in only his t-shirt and boxers and goes to see what's happening. He finds his apartment door open, along with Penny's, it's open too. He panics and rushes over and finds Sheldon has let himself into her apartment and is going about, straightening and folding and organizing her apartment. Her bedroom door is wide open and Leonard can see her in there sleeping. He can't help himself seeing her in there in only a tight white tank-top. He slowly walks into her bedroom and stared down at her. He can't help but notice how her large aeroules and nipples poke against the tight material. Without even thinking, he begins to stroke his cock. He frees it from his boxers and as a tiny dollop oozed out of his thick cock, he leans over and swipes his cockhead back and forth across her parched lips. Penny lets out a tiny moan and her tongue slips out and licks her lips and at the same time runs along the tip of his cock. He pushed forward slightly and her lips part and he now had the entire head on his cock in her mouth. He doesn't dare go any deeper, afraid he might wake her. He's astonished as her tongue gently rolls around the head and she moans once again. She turns slightly in her sleep and the covers fall to the floor and beneath the tank-top, she's completely naked. He knows if she wakes, he may be spending the next twenty years in jail, but he can't help himself. Leonard leans over and as her legs part, he's now staring at her completely bare pussy, not a single hair covers her pussy. He inhales her sweetness and his tongue slips out and he takes just one tiny lick, from the bottom, right up to her hooded clit. He desperately wants to uncover it and suck on it, but he suddenly realized what he's doing. He pulls back and stuffs his cock back in his boxers and takes one last look at those amazing tits. Oh how he wants to uncover them and suck on those luscious mounds of flesh. He gently places the covers back over her body and closes the door. He sees Sheldon is nearly done cleaning her apartment and he knows when she wakes, she's going to go ballistic. In the morning Sheldon is all bubbly from cleaning Penny's apartment and having a peaceful sleep. Leonard is already out in the kitchen in his robe and with a cup of coffee. He didn't sleep well, just knowing Penny's reaction when she wakes and also all he could think about all night was her luscious body. Sheldon and Leonard argue back and forth about how wrong it was breaking into Penny's apartment to clean." Leonard is on the couch, worried about her reaction. All of a sudden a loud scream comes from the apartment across the way, it was Penny; "Son of a bitch!" Leonard toasts Sheldon with his coffee cup; "Penny's up!" She continues to yell out; "You sick, geeky bastards!" He looks at Sheldon; "How did she know it was us?" Sheldon shakes his head; "I may have left a suggested organizational schematic for her bedroom closet.' She yells again from outside the apartment; "Leonard!" He stands up; "This is going to be bad!" She comes bursting into their apartment dressed in the same tank-top, but has a tiny pair of shorts on, and a wide opened robe; "You came into my apartment while I was sleeping?" Leonard put his hands up; "Yes, but only to clean." Sheldon chimed in; "Really more to organize, you're not actually dirty, per se." She went crazy; "Give me back my key. Do you understand how creepy this is? Leonard nodded; "We're really, really sorry and yes, we discussed it at length last night." "In my apartment? While I was sleeping?" She was furious; she turned to leave and yelled out; "GOD!" Leonard stopped in front of her; "Look Penny, I think what you're feeling is valid and maybe later today when you're feeling less, for lack of a better word, violated, maybe we can talk about this." She gritted her teeth; "Stay away from me!" "Sure, that's another way to go!" Sheldon stopped her; "Penny, Penny hold on, just to clarify because there WILL be a discussion when you leave. Is your objection solely to our presence in the apartment while you were sleeping or do you also object to the imposition of a new organizational paradigm?" She just stood there fuming, her mouth open in awe. She slowly turned and returned to her place, slamming the door behind her. Sheldon turns to Leonard; "Well that was a little non-responsive." Leonard turns and blurts out; "You have to go over there immediately and apologize. " Sheldon scoffs at him and then realized he's not kidding; "My lord Leonard, you're all over the place this morning aren't you?" Sheldon goes over there and knocks on her door and Penny opens it and stands there in a confrontational stance and blurts out; "What?" "I'm truly sorry for what happened last night. I take full responsibility. I hope that it won't color your opinion of Leonard who is not only a wonderful guy, but also, I hear; a gentle and thorough lover." Leonard who is in his apartment hears this, he is mortified and falls to the arm of the sofa and buries his head in his hands. Penny on the other hand is blown away by such a statement, her jaw drops, she shakes her head in disbelief and turns and closes the door without a response. Sheldon walks back into the apartment and stands before a somber Leonard; "I did what I could!" Penny goes and pulls out a cup and pours herself a cup of coffee. While sipping on it, she realizes she has a familiar taste on her lips. She licks them again before taking a sip of her coffee. She puts her cup down and sits back on her clean sofa and begins to think; "Could it be, I thought I was having an erotic dream last night, but the taste on her lips was definitely one she had tasted before. Licking them again, she suddenly stopped and knew what it was. Her dream wasn't really a dream; it had to have been either Leonard or Sheldon. It had to have been Leonard; Sheldon was too busy cleaning to really care. She remembered someone lightly licking her pussy and then it went away, it left her wanting it had to be him. She sat back and decided to really make him pay for what he did and make him suffer. She was going to love this and at the same time finish what was started last night in her bedroom. She went into her bedroom and removed her shorts. She tied her robe securely and went back into the living room and turned her one sofa chair to face her sofa. She sat back on the sofa and yelled out; "OH MY GOD, YOU BASTARD LEONARD, GET YOUR ASS IN HERE! Her door flung open and Leonard stood there, his robe wide open and still only dressed in his t-shirt and boxers. He had the look of extreme distress on his face; "Penny, what is it? What's wrong?" She put an angry look on her pretty face and she let out a disgusted chuckle; "Ohhhh you know what's the matter, you pervert? I just realized when I went to get a cup of coffee and licked my lips. You pervert, she put your cock in my mouth last night when I was sleeping, didn't you?" He flopped down on the chair opposite her and looked down at his hands; "Whhhhhat? I don't know what you're talking about!" "Don't give me that, I know what cum tastes like and this on my lips is not coffee creamer, now you better fess-up or I'm calling the authorities!" He took a deep breath and nodded; "Okay, yes it was me. I'm so, so sorry and I promise never, ever to bother you again!" He got up to leave and she yelled out; "Sit your sorry ass down and don't move!" He immediately dropped down to the chair and stared at her with a look of shock on his face. "How could you Leonard, I thought you were different from the guys I normally go out with and then you go and do this? I want you to tell me exactly what you did last night!" "Ah well a little after two in the morning I woke up to the sound of doors opening. I got up and saw Sheldon had left our door open and was in your apartment. I went over and tried to get him to leave, but he was bound and determined to get your place in order. You have to agree, he did one hellava job. Well I was going to leave, but he told me I had to help. I was straightening near your bedroom and looked in and saw you sleeping. I can't make any excuses, but when I saw you, I was compelled to go in and just watch you sleep. You looked like an angel, a sexy angel, but an angel never the less!" "Don't try and make me feel sorry for you, but thanks, that was nice...go on!" "While I stood over you I saw your lips part and you licked you lips. I don't know, but something triggered in my brain, I just had to. I reached down and began stroking my penis. It slipped out of my boxers and before I knew what I was doing, I was running it along your lips. I looked down at your breast and saw your nipples had stiffened I wanted nothing more than to lock on those gorgeous breasts of yours. Your body shifted and the sheet fell away and I was staring at your naked and bare vagina. It was like I was in a trance, I had to taste you. I gave you one tiny lick and when you moaned, I got scared, I put the sheet back over your body, closed your bedroom door and left. Once again, I'm truly sorry and will never bother you again!" Leonard got up to leave and once again she yelled out; "God damn it, sit you ass down! I don't condone what you did, but I understand how your libido can get away from you. Hmmm, I never used that word before; I must be getting these words from being around you and Sheldon. Never mind that, but what I'm going to do now is to get even with you, take care of my frustrations and at the same time take any doubts about me that you have in that geeky brain of yours. You better do exactly what I say or I just may still call the police, got it?" He nodded; "Yes Penny, I'll do whatever you say, again I'm sorry and it will never happen again!" She giggled; "Stop apologizing, okay here is what I want you to do." She placed her bare feet on the sofa, her heels were on the edge, she slowly parted her thighs and her pussy was already moist. Just thinking about doing this, made her hot. Her robe parted and she shrugged her shoulders and it fell from her shoulders. She sat there, legs spread, dressed in only her tank-top, her nipples had stiffened and were poking through the thin material. She licked her lips and stared at him with those dark green eyes, she tossed her light blonde hair over her shoulder. "I want you to slip out of those boxers. I want you to sit there and slowly stroke your cock for me. Yes I call it a cock and not a penis. I'm going to sit over her and play with my pussy. I want you to watch what I'm doing and you are, under no circumstances to stand, come over her or touch me. That will be your punishment. I'm going to strip off my shirt and you can stare at me to your heart's content. I'm going to make myself cum and I want you to cum. You're not leaving here until we both do, do you understand?" He licked his lips and nodded. "Alright already, why haven't you begun?" She spread her legs and slowly began petting her pussy. She slid her fingers up and down her slit and her digits were wet in seconds. She slid it upwards and finding her clit, she unhooded the stiffened button. Her eyes started to glass over, she bit down on her lower lip and as she let out a tiny moan, she locked eyes on Leonard. Leonard couldn't do anything but look at what Penny was doing. He licked his palm and gripping his cock, he started stroking it slowly. He squeezed it and slid his boxers off. He used one hand to cup his swollen nut sack. His mouth was open and he was breathing heavily through his mouth. He was close to cumming already, but didn't want her to stop, so he slowed his stroking. He couldn't believe when she reached down and with her free hand quickly jerked her tank-top up and over her head. His eyes bugged out as he watched her large, heavy breasts come into view. They swayed and jiggled and his mouth began to water. Penny smiled when she saw the reaction from Leonard when he first caught sight of her tits. She used her biceps to push her tits together. She now had two fingers sliding in and out of her oozing pussy. They were glistening in the light that flowed through her window. When she pulled them out, she raised them to her lips and licked them; "Mmmmm Leonard, I know why you had to taste me, I'm so sweet and I just love how slippery my juices are." She dipped them back in and picked up the pace. Her pussy was making a squishy sound as she pumped her fingers in and out. Her juices were running out of her cunt and ran down between her cheeks. It gathered around her puckered hole. Penny used her other hand, she dipped it into her wet well and raised it to her stiff, puckered nipples. She covered them in her juice. She twisted them and tugged on them so hard, her tit rose and she let out a loud groan when she released the turgid peak and watched it swayed back in place. She locked in on Leonard's cock and moaned out; "Faster Leonard, squeeze your cock harder and stroke it faster. I want to see you shoot your hot cum all over your belly. Faster, faster, stroke it faster!" Leonard was beyond excited as his eyes darted from her tits, back to her pussy and to her face. He loved how her face was contorted in lust. He knew she was close to cumming, so was he. He needed to wait and see her cum, but when he heard her urging him on with such nasty talk, he lost it. He felt his cock spasm and he stroked it faster. He bent his cock upward and suddenly his hot, creamy cum started shooting out of his cock. It shot over a foot in the air and landed on his heaving belly. Spurt after creamy spurt flew out of his cock and landed on his belly. He was totally spent, falling back to the chair, he kept watching her and when he heard her let out a loud gurgling growl, he knew she was cumming too. Penny bucked and jammed her fingers deep into her pussy. Her heavy tits swayed and bounced upon her chest as she started cumming. Her head rolled back and after seeing Leonard's cock swell and begin to shoot his hot cum all over his belly, she lost it. She felt her pussy contract and close around her fingers. She loved this feeling and shoved her fingers in as deep as she could, she held it there and let her pussy clutch at her fingers. After a few minutes, she drew her fingers from her cunt. The sticky cream webbed on her fingers and she groaned when she looked at it. She parted and closed her fingers and loved how that looked. She couldn't sit there any longer. Penny slipped off the couch and on her knees she crawled over to Leonard. She wormed her way between his legs and hovered over his twitching cock. She kept her promise and avoided his cock. Leaning over him, her long, shiny and silky hair swayed over his thighs and cock. Her lips came in contact with his belly and her tongue flicked out and she began lapping up the cum he shot all over his belly. At the same time, she planted her goo covered fingers at his parted lips. She ran them around and she let out a low grunt when he opened his mouth and avidly licked and sucked at them. Leonard's hand came up and grabbing her by the wrist, he held it at his mouth and like a rabid dog; he sucked, licked and nipped at her sticky fingers. He sucked them deep into his mouth and he was in heaven. He groaned when he felt her silky hair swishing all over his lower body. He looked down and shook when he saw those gorgeous green eyes of hers staring back at him. "Oh my god Penny, you're so fucking sexy. Please, please suck it. Oh fuck I'm going to go insane it you don't suck on it." She smile turned into a grin. Her tongue came out and it was covered in all of the cum she collected from his belly. She drew it into her mouth and made a production of swallowing it. Opening her mouth, she showed him it was all gone. She gently held his cock with the tips of two fingers, she turned it to one side, she slid lower and her tongue flicked out and stabbed at his nut sack. She rose up and hovered over his cock. She let out several bursts of hot breath all over his already stiff cock. She let go of his cock and before he could react, she stood up, walked over to the couch and picked up her robe. She briefly wiggled her gorgeous, tight ass at Leonard and slipped into the robe. She tied it tightly about her lush body. She walked over to the door and opening it, she turned to Leonard; "I think we're about even now Leonard. You better never do anything like you did last night ever again, now get out, I need a nice long hot shower!" Leonard was in shock, he picked up his boxers and struggled into them and after managing to get it up over his still stiff cock, he stumbled out the door. He turned to apologize again, but before he could say anything, Penny slammed the door in his face. Big Bang Theory Season 01 Ep. 02 Leonard walked dejected into his apartment and sat at his desk and began composing an apology to end all apologies. It took him over an hour to transcribe and when he was done, he opened his door and walking over to Penny's door, he tried to slide it under her door. Penny suddenly opened the door; "Hi." Leonard looks up; "Oh!" She stared down at him and in a very quizzical voice said; "What's going on?" He stands up from the crouched position and while still holding his note clears his throat; "Um...here's the thing." He opens his note and starts talking gibberish about Oppenheimer and the atomic bomb and his regret his participation in what was at the very least, an error in judgement. He went on about mistakes in judgements and Madam Curie. He continued to ramble on and Penny stopped him. She drew him to her, gave him a hug and whispered in his ear; "Leonard, we're okay!" She gave him a kiss on the cheek and turned and closed the door. Leonard went back to his apartment; he was so stunned he crashed into the door. The next day Leonard and Sheldon offered to help Penny put her entertainment center together. Sheldon was on his knees sorting thing out, while Leonard read off the contents of the parts. He turned to Penny who was dressed is short skin tight jeans and a very revealing powder blue pullover top. He looks longingly at her and he can't help but stare at her cleavage, a lot of her breasts were on display; "Um Penny it's the least we could do considering..." Sheldon scoffed; "Considering what? How great this place looks?" Just then Raj and Howard broke in about the inadequate instructions. Sheldon and Leonard went over and a major discussion went on about how to improve the entertainment center. They went on and on and then Penny spoke up; "It looked pretty good in the store." They ignored her and continued to discuss how to make it more efficient for her TV, stereo, sound system and more. She blurted out; "Hey guys I got this!" Sheldon was the only one really hearing her, he put up his hand; "Hold on Penny!" They went on and on about the improvements and she repeated her concerns; "Listen guys, this is actually really simple." Howard stopped and said sarcastically; "Hold on honey, men at work." It was Penny's turn to be sarcastic seeing she wasn't being heard; "Guys, it's hot in here. I think I'll just take off all my clothes." They stopped and she thought they heard her, but in reality they were figuring out their last improvement. Little did she know, but Sheldon really did hear her. She shook her head in amazement and she continued to work on putting it together. They all agreed on the improvements and agreed to meet back there in an hour with the items needed for the implementation of their ideas. They all left without saying goodbye to her. As the door slammed shut, she looked on and continued to put it together the furniture and she looked around; "Okay, this place does look pretty good." Just then there was another knock on the door. She opened it and Sheldon was standing there; "Oh hi Sheldon, did you forget something?" He took a step into the apartment and closed the door; "No Penny, I sent Leonard to the junkyard on his own. I had to speak to you. You think I didn't hear your sarcasm, but I did. I believe it is a little hot in here. I'm waiting, come on, take off your clothes, look I'll join you." She stood there in awe as he removed his t-shirt, pants, shoes and socks. Standing there in his tightie-whities he threw out one hip and waited. "Come on Penny, we only have an hour. I think you also owe me for making this garbage pit into an inhabitable place to reside in." Before she could reply, he stepped forward and curled his open hand around her neck and clutching at her soft, silky hair he drew her to his body. Penny opened her mouth to protest and suddenly his mouth closed on hers. He pulled her tight to his nearly naked body and as he increased the magnitude of the kiss, he felt her resistance waning. Her hands slid down his slender back and clutched at his ass, still in those briefs. She began kissing him back and groaned into his mouth when she felt his sizeable hard-on poking her in the belly. Unable to break away and little by little, not wanting to, she wormed her way between the two of them and slid her hands into the waistband of his briefs. Penny tore her mouth off of his and her eyes went wide; "Oh my god Sheldon, your cock is huge!" She was under his spell and after the brief, but enjoyable mutual masturbation she had with Leonard, she was as horny as all get out. She slowly sank to her knees and gripping his briefs, she struggled to lower them. When she managed to pull his shorts down over his erect length; she sucked in her breath and her jaw dropped; "Oh my god, this is amazing. Let me tell you Sheldon, I've seen my share of stiff cocks, but you're a lot bigger than any I've ever seen." She leaned in to take him into her mouth and he stopped her; "Oh no Penny, you can't. Not until you thank me for doing such a fantastic job organizing your apartment. Oh and one other thing, you said you were hot, but I'm the only one naked, lose the clothes and then you can sample my penis!" She giggled; "I never ever heard a man call it a penis, especially when I was about to give him a blow-job. Oh one other thing, thank you Sheldon, you did a tremendous job on my apartment. Now let's see if you can do me as well, as you did my apartment!" She stood and took his by the hand and led him to the bedroom. After pushing back onto the bed, she crossed her arms and drew the sexy top off in one swift move. She tossed it to the floor. She reached for her Jeans and unbuttoned them and Sheldon stopped her. "Penny, I just cleaned this room, do you think that is where your top should go?" He looked at her large swaying tits and he began to drool. He stroked his cock and this caught Penny's attention. "I promise to pick that up and my jeans, but only after you take care of me." She tugged off her jeans and removed her tiny thong and slid seductively onto the bed. In the process, she draped her silky hair along his slender legs, up to his straining cock. She gripped it in one hand and stroked it up and down as she slid higher and planted a hot, toe-curling kiss on his lips. She rained kisses all over his face, neck and chest. She nibbled at his nipples as she continued stroking his cock. She hovered over the pulsating piece of meat and opening her mouth wide, she let out a puff of hot air. She heard Sheldon let out a loud groan and thrust his hips upward. She smiled up at him; "Oh you like that do you? Do you like eating pussy too?" He stared down into her mesmerizing green eyes and nodded; "Why don't you spin around and let me show you just how good I am at that!" She didn't have to be asked twice, she was so turned on from earlier today and seeing Sheldon's monstrous cock, she was beyond excited. She continued to stroke him, but slid back up his body. She fed him her tits and for a couple of minutes, she was in heaven as he feasted on them and her puckered nipples and large bright pink aeroules. She pulled back and scooted up higher and she offered him her already dripping pussy. She let out a squeal when he gripped her by the hips and pulled her cunt tightly to his open and ready mouth. Penny arched her back, thrusting her pussy against his incredible mouth and tongue, and at the same time she reached back and caught his cock again, stroking it harder and faster. She needed to taste it and lifting off his mouth, she spun around and repositioning herself, she lowered her pussy back down to his mouth and at the same time opened her mouth and enveloped his stiff cock. It was a race to see who could get the other off the quickest, Sheldon won out. Penny had a head start with Leonard and was already hot as a firecracker. She experienced a mind numbing orgasm, sending a river of her creamy juices into Sheldon's mouth. He drank it all down and tried to think about anything, but what Penny was doing to his cock. It was impossible and yet he was able to hold off. Penny was an expert cocksucker. She teased him and got her fill of cock at the same time. Her lips ran up and down the length of him as her hand followed and kept him at the brink of cumming. She ran her body up and down his thighs, scraping her stiff nipples and heavy tits all while she continued to suck at his cock. She finally opened her mouth wide enough; she took him into her mouth. Her tongue never stopped flicking out and swabbing his shaft as she bobbed up and down. She smiled when she heard him groaning. She felt his tongue, tongue-fucking her pussy, she already came once and the way he was licking her, she was close to yet another one. She could stay this way for hours, but she knew the other guys would be back soon and she wanted this monstrous cock deep in her pussy. She wanted first to see how far she could take this cock. She hasn't had a cock in her mouth that she haven't had down her throat and her lips around their root. She knew this one was going to be a challenge. Her nostrils flared as she began sliding down his shaft, inch by inch she took it in. Her eyes began to water and a loud gurgling came from her throat. She still had a few inches to swallow, but wasn't able to accomplish what she wanted to do. She pulled off his cock, it was drenched in her thick saliva and she was just about to try again when she felt Sheldon latch onto her clit. He strummed her clit and using his tongue, flicked it back and forth. At the same time, he drove two fingers into her dripping snatch. She pulled off his cock and sat straight up. She ground her pussy against his incredible mouth and letting out a tiny scream, she started cumming again. She left his cock, making note to conquer that monster at a later date. She swung her legs off his head and twisting around, threw her leg over his waist. She reached back and gripped his thick cock in her fist. She loved how it felt in her hand, hard as a rock, yet soft and silky to the feel. She knew it would feel even better in her cunt. She wedged it in-between her fat, slick lips. She slowly and steadily lowered her body. Inch by inch she took that monster into her lush body. She was panting and moaning continually and she thrust her hips forward and backward as she tried to take the remaining inches into her pussy. She planted her hands on his chest and threw her head back. She let out another groan when she looked down and Sheldon had captured both of her heaving tits in his palms. Sheldon looked up at her and knew he was lucky. He never had a woman as gorgeous and as experienced as Penny. He loved playing with her tits. He twisted and plucked at her nipples and when she leaned forward to offer them to him, he caught one in his lips and sucked and nipped at it. He felt her cunt tighten around his cock and he knew she was cumming yet again. With her ass raised high and her leaning over his body, this gave his the space to begin fucking her at the pace he wanted. He pumped up and down into her receptive cunt. He was in overdrive as he fucked her harder, deeper and faster. The two of them were panting wildly as they both were on the verge of cumming. Penny sat straight up on his prone body. She planted her feet on the bed beside him and started riding him faster and faster. She lost all control and started cumming again. When she fell onto his cock, he rolled her onto her back and plowed into her even harder. He slammed his cock into her one more time and grinding his hips from side to side, he exploded filling her pussy with his hot cream. He came and came and came. He filled her to overflowing and it began seeping out of her, even though his cock created a tight seal around her stretched pussy. Penny captured his mouth with her own and as she slowly came down from the intense orgasm, she kissed him passionately as tiny tremors continued to pulsate through her luscious body. After a few minutes, Sheldon rolled off of her and she took his cum-coated cock into her mouth and sucked on him until he was stiff again. She swallowed a mixture of both of their cums and giggling; she jumped out of bed and scampered into the bathroom. As she closed the door she yelled out; "You better clean up before the guys get back here and catch you naked in my bed. He ran into the kitchen and washed off in the sink and just as he fastened his pants, Leonard knocked on the door. Sheldon flopped down on the sofa and yelled out; "Come in!" Soon afterwards Raj and Howard returned. They assembled Penny's entertainment center and they all noticed how glowing Penny was as she came out of her bedroom, her hair was wet and her entire body was flushed. She kissed Leonard, Howard and Raj on the cheek and thanked them for putting her center together. As they left the apartment, she grabbed Sheldon and planted a hot kiss on his lips. She nuzzled his neck and whispered to him; "Next time Sheldon, I plan to swallow all eleven inches of you." He kissed her neck and chuckled; "Aw wrong Penny, it's twelve inches!" He closed the door behind him before she could reply. To be continued: ***** Another note: If the story is carried over to another episode, as this one does. It will say to ne continued. If the storyline is ending, I will make as reset. I hope that clarifies how this series will progress. As you see at the beginning of this story, it is marked as reset; Penny and Leonard haven't had sex as this story begins. Up next Season One, Episodes 3 & 4 together. Big Bang Theory Season 01 Ep. 03-05 The four nerds have been playing an online game for 97 hours. Howard sat up straight and declared; "Here we are gentlemen, the Gates of Elzebub. Stay frosty, there's a horde of armed goblins on that gate guarding the Sword of Azeroth." The other three began talking trash as they attack and suddenly Sheldon captured the Sword of Azeroth and rather than stay and fight with the other three, he teleports and immediately hops of eBay and put the sword up for sale. They all scream at him and Raj blurts out; "Someone is buying it!" Howard stood up and yells out; "I am the Sword master, I own the Sword of Azeroth." Leonard, Sheldon and Raj quit the game and all of a sudden from outside, in the hall they hear Penny laughing and giggling. Leonard says; "Excuse me." He starts walking towards the door. Sheldon clears this throat; "Don't forget the mail you took so you'd have an excuse to talk to her." Leonard turns and hops over to his desk; "Oh right, right, right." Howard mumbled out; "Stealing snail mail, very old school... I like it." Leonard opens the door and is looking down at her mail and says; "Penny, the mailman did it again. He... Oh sorry." He stops and looking up he sees Penny kissing a guy. She looks incredible in a very short, red mini skirt and an extremely tight white pullover blouse with a multi colored design, it has tiny spaghetti straps, her heavy breasts threaten to burst free. Penny pulls back from her date and turns to Leonard; "Um, no, hi Leonard, this is Doug. Doug this is my neighbor, Leonard." Doug looks like a real air head, right down Penny's alley. He's rather good looking, but nothing upstairs, he stares at Leonard; "What's up, bro?" Leonard stands there looking awkward; "Nothing much, brooooo." Penny seems a little nervous; "Is everything okay?" "Leonard is distraught and looks down again; "Yeah, no. I just... I got your mail again, here!" He reached out and hands her the mail. She takes it; "Oh thank you, I've got to talk to that mailman." Leonard steps back; "Oh no, that's probably not such a good idea. Civil servants have a documented propensity to, you know, snap, so... " "Okay, well thank you again." "No problem, bye." He turned and as he reached the door he turned back; "Oh and bye brooooo, heh!" He went into the apartment and was totally bummed out. He flops down on the sofa and Sheldon chuckles; "A Penny for your thoughts." "Very funny Sheldon, Penny's fine, the guy she's kissing is fine." Sheldon scoffs; "Don't tell me that your hopeless infatuation is devolving into pointless jealousy." "Look, I'm not jealous. I'm just a little concerned for her. I didn't like the look of the guy she was with." Sarcastically Howard mumbles; "Why because he looks better than you?" "Yeah, he was kind of dreamy. I'm done with Penny. I'm gonna be more realistic and go after someone my own speed. I'm thinking Olivia Geiger." Sheldon shakes his head; "The dietician at the cafeteria with the limp and the lazy eye, I don't think you have a shot there. I have noticed that Leslie Winkle recently started shaving her legs. Now given that winter is coming, one can assume she's signaling sexual availability. Howard sits back; "I don't know, you guys work in the same lab. There are pitfalls, trust me, I know. When it comes to sexual-harassment law, I'm a bit of a self-taught expert." "Look Howard, if I were to ask Leslie Winkle out, it would just be for dinner. I'm not gonna walk into the lab ask her to strip naked and dance for me." "Oh, then you're probably okay." While all of this was going on, over in Penny's apartment she had Doug on the couch. She was bound and determined to forget her old boyfriend Kirk. She poured two glasses of wine and took them to the sofa. She handed a glass to Doug and stood before him; she downed her glass and watched as he sipped his. She was inpatient and wanted to get fucked, fucked hard and fast. After she got the edge off, then she could take it slow. She wanted an all-nighter; she hoped he was up for it. Penny reached down and took his glass from him. She held it out and slowly lowered her body down and sat down on his lap; "Here's your drink back. I was wondering if you'd rather drink your wine or fuck me?" He was taking a sip when he heard her say that. He shot half of the drink all over himself and started coughing. He handed her the glass and tried to regain a little bit of composure. She put the glass on the coffee table and turning further, kicked off her heels and straddled his body. She scooted up even more and her tiny skirt rode up even higher. Penny's tiny thong did little to cover her puffy cunt as she began rocking back and forth. She smiled down at him when she felt his stiff cock beginning to sprout and rise up to rub back against her wanting pussy. Doug wrapped his arms around her and pulled her upper body down upon his. His hands were sliding up and down her back and he let out a moan when he discovered she was braless. He dove in and began nuzzling her neck; his hands were in constant motion. They moved from her back, to her ass, beneath her tiny skirt. He squeezed her luscious, bare ass cheeks and finding the seam of her thong; he snuck his fingers beneath it and was rewarded with a pussy that was already wet and ready for deeper exploration. He moved one hand back up her back and up into her silky, shiny light blonde hair. Combing his fingers through it, he crushed it in his fist and pulled her mouth down to meet his. Their lips met in an open-mouthed kiss. Their tongue darted back and forth and Penny let out a groan deep into his mouth as he slipped two fingers deep within her pussy; he felt it clutching at his fingers. He let go of her hair and found the strap on her shoulder. He roughly pulled it down and one of her large, full tits popped out. It wasn't uncovered for long. He broke their kiss and clamped his lips upon the lush mound of flesh. He worked over her turgid tip. His tongue flicked out and worried the crown and sent shivers throughout her body. Penny had enough of this foreplay, she loved it, but needed a stiff cock plowing in and out of her cunt and she needed it now. She reluctantly drew his face from her tit. It was covered in his saliva and as he tried to reconnect with it, she slipped off his lap and stood up. She was a sight to see. Her tiny skirt was up around her waist her thong was pulled off to one side giving his a birds-eye-view of her glistening pussy. Her one blouse strap was pulled down and her lush tit was exposed and gleaming in the light of the living room. Her dark green eyes were lidded in lust and her full red lips were swollen from the intense kissing they just experienced. She reached down and grabbing him by the hand, pulled him to his feet; "Come on stud, take me into my bedroom and fuck me. I need it hard and fast. We can worry about all of the other shit later, right now I need to cum and cum hard, you got that?" He nodded and hurried after her as she nearly ran into the bedroom. Once in there, he was whipped around and found himself flat on his back. Penny straddled his legs and went to work on his pants. Getting them open, she stood on the floor and pulled off his shoes and socks. Grabbing hold of his pant legs, she tugged at them and he helped by lifting his ass. His boxers come off along with his pants. She stood over him looking at his stiff cock. She smiled to herself, she was happy he wasn't extremely large, as a matter of fact, he was on the smaller size, about five inches from what she could see. He did have a rather muscular body and she licked her lips when he reached down and pulled his shirt up over his head, without even unbuttoning it. Penny, just like Doug, crossed her arms and in one swift motion, removed her blouse, leaving her upper portion of her body completely bare. She smiled when his eyes darted from her tits, to her face, back to her tits and down to her hips. She was quickly sliding her skirt down and off her slender legs. She nearly tore her thong off. Now naked, she licked her lips and bit down on her lower lip. She knew what she wanted, to get fucked, but first she wanted to suck his cock, just to get it nice and wet so she could easily ride him into the mattress. She thought back to Sheldon's cock, she was disappointed she hadn't taken him all the way down, Doug's wasn't going to be a problem and she planned on practicing on it, but not till later. She leaned over and gripped his cock in one fist. She stroked it up and down several times and followed it up with her mouth. She enveloped the head and slowly lowered her head. Inch by inch, she swallowed his entire length. Her tongue got into the action and whipped around the shaft and she smiled to herself when she felt his thrusting his hips upward. She had it all in, but it still wasn't enough for him. She rose up slightly and gazed up into his eyes. She saw the longing there and he wasn't going to have to wait long. She slowly allowed the entire length to slip from her lips. She hovered over it and opening her mouth, she allowed a long stream of saliva to dribble out and cover his shaft. She followed it up with her lips, recapturing his cock and took him in all the way, recovering the saliva she had just deposited there. She was done for now, she needed cock in her and not in her mouth. Slipping her swollen red lips off his cock. She straddled him and reaching back, wrapped her thick fingers around his slippery cock. She nudged the head between her full slimy cuntlips. She lowered her body and as soon as the head popped in, she slammed her body down, taking his entire length into her overheated cunt. Doug threw his head back; he had never experienced such an incredible act before. He was there for the ride and he loved every second of it. He watched as she rode him. Her entire body was in motion. Her head whipped around, sending her gorgeous hair flying all about. Her large heavy breasts bounced and juggled as she pounded her body up and down on his. Her mouth was wide open as she tried to suck in as much oxygen as she could. Her legs were scissoring from side to side, up and down as she greedily gobbled up his length into her hot cunt. She slowed her riding as she got closer and closer to her first orgasm. She just sat upon his thighs, she thrust her hips forwards and backwards, grinding her cunt and making as much contact with his cock and her stiff clit. She placed her hands on his chest and clawing at his flesh. She let out a high-pitched scream and started to cum. She shook and quivered as every muscle in her lithe body stiffened and released. She did this several times, panting wildly as she slowly calmed down from the orgasm she so badly needed and finally got. She laid there, her heavy tits crushed against Doug's sweat covered chest. After several long minutes, she rose up and ran her fingers through his hair and smiled; "Thanks Doug, I really needed that. I know you haven't cum yet, but I promise, you will, over and over and over again!" He grinned up at her; "I don't know what you're thanking me for Penny, I was just here for the ride. You are one wild woman aren't you? I hope I can keep up with you, I know one thing, I'm sure as hell going to try!" "Mmmm I love the sound of that. Just to let you know, I'm trying to get over my old boyfriend. Doug for some reason, while we're fucking, if I call out his name, please don't take it personally. We were together for four years and I really want to forget him." He kissed her on the tip of her nose, no problem Polly, I understand." He started laughing and he knew she caught on. "Very funny Bruce, oh I mean Doug! Damn I have to stop calling out his name, even though it isn't even Bruce. Just so you know, it's Penny, not Polly." She started giggling and jumped out of bed. I'm going to freshen up, be raring to go when I return." "Hell Penny, I never lost my hard-on, hard to do when I get to stare at someone as sexy and hot as you are." She was in the bathroom for over ten minutes and when she came out, her hair was freshly brushed and it swayed about her naked shoulders. She stopped and stared at his hard-on, like she thought before, it wasn't huge, but would do the trick, especially if she was going to go at it with him for the entire week-end. She slid onto the bed like a tiger stalking its prey. She shoved his legs apart and flopping down on her belly; she began planting tiny little wet kisses and nips along his knees and strong thighs. She made sure her soft, silky hair swished back and forth across them as she went along. She dipped a little lower and let out a moan as she stuck out her tongue and flicked it back and forth across his crinkled nut sack. She gently flicked and rolled his balls back and forth and once they were covered in saliva, she took first one and then the second into her wet oral cavity. She flicked her tongue around and around and she heard a rush of air being sucked into his lungs. She let them pop out and she grinned up at him; "Mmmm I see someone likes that huh? Let me see if I can get any other reactions out of you." She scooted a little higher and flicked out at the root of his cock. Her fingers wedged her way in-between his tight ass cheeks and finding his puckered hole, she pulled her finger out, slipped it into her mouth and withdrew it covered in her saliva. She found that hole again and as she ran her lips up and down the underside of his cock, she slid her finger into his asshole, past the first knuckle and held it there without moving it. Her lips ran up his cock to the swollen red mushroomed head. She flicked out her tongue and danced around and around the underside of the crown and it made him groan and arch his hips. When Doug did this, Penny shoved her finger in his ass even deeper and it made his cock extremely hard and he let out a long hiss. He fell back to the bed and closing his eyes, he placed the back of one hand over his eyes and just took in the exquisite feeling Penny was bestowing on his cock and asshole. Over the next fifteen minutes, Penny made oral love to his cock and balls. Whenever he was on the verge of cumming, she would squeeze the base of his cock or roughly handle his nut sack and the urge to cum would subside. Doug was panting wildly as he raced again and again to the edge of the cliff, but every time she would pull him back. Unable to bare it any longer, he grabbed her under her arms and drew her up and rolling over, he had her pinned to the mattress. He had caught her off guard and after what she put him through, he was about to pay her back. Doug gathered up her shapely legs and pushing them upward, he scooted forward. He rested her calves on his shoulders and holding her ankles on either side of his head with one large hand, he gripped his cock that was saturated with her saliva, with the other hand. He found her extremely wet pussy and pushing forward, he watched in amazement as those large fat lips parted and clung to this shaft as he fed it deeper and deeper into her hot, wet cavern. He now held her feet with both hands; he parted them more and now began to pick up the pace. He loved to watch as his cock reappeared completely covered in clumps of her juices. It was hot and sticky and it made him even harder. Penny was close to cumming and as he fucked her harder and faster, her moans and groans increased. She, once again turned her lovely hair into a tousled mess as she rolled her head from side to side and it covered her entire face, neck and the tops of her straining tits. "Please, please Doug, cum with me! Oh fuck me harder, I'm so fucking close. Mmmm yes, yes just like that, deeper oh my god, I'm cumming!" She struggled to free her legs and when she felt Doug's cock swell, she knew he was cumming. Freeing her legs, she wrapped them tightly about his waist and created a scissors and pulled him tight to her body. Doug fell against her, catching first one and then the other fat, swollen nipple and sucked on it so hard, it made her groan in pain and pleasure. Completely exhausted, he rolled off of her after a few minutes. He gathered her up in his arms and they dozed off briefly. They fucked two more times before falling into a deep sleep. Once during the night, with her cunt completely full of his cum, she came once again as Doug ate her to orgasm. She reciprocated, taking his hot load down her throat. The following morning Leonard walked into Leslie Winkle's lab and proposed a night out, but in a round-about way. Leslie stops and looks at him; "Wait are you asking me out?" "Yeah I guess I am." "Why don't we skip off of the dating rituals and go right for the kiss to see if there is any attraction." "Fine, should I count from three?" "No, I think it should be spontaneous." He kisses her and then pulls back; "Well what do you think?" "Sorry Leonard, no arousal." He stands up; "Thank you for your time." He walks out and stops at the door; "None at all?" She shrugs her shoulders and shakes her head no. Back at Penny's that same morning; she came out of the shower and saw Doug in the kitchen. He was naked making a hot breakfast for the two of them. He turned and saw Penny wrapped in a large over-sized towel, his cock once again got as stiff as a board. She lets out a growl stepped up to him. He turned to attend to the sausage and eggs. She wrapped her arms around him and reaching down began stroking his rock-hard cock. Overcome with the urge to fuck again, she slipped to the floor and wiggling her way in-between his legs. She craned her neck and captured his cock with her lips. She wiggled her lips like a fish on a hook. She soon had his cock nudging the back of her throat. She had managed to swallow him whole while he continued to fry the eggs. Doug twisted as she opened her mouth to slide him back in and he escaped her by stepping over her and reaching for two plates, slid the eggs out of the pan and onto the plate. He let out a growl; "My god Penny, I love what you're doing, but I need some nourishment if we're going to continue this throughout the day. Here get your ass up and eat and while we're eating, we can see who can make who the hottest." She giggled; "Oh I do love a challenge Doug!" She scarfed down the food and even finished the juice and coffee that he made. She was done first which allowed her to start her teasing sooner. By the time Doug was finished eating, he was so turned on, he pulled her to her feet, tore off her towel, dropped her luscious ass on the edge of the counter and drove his cock home. He was buried to the hilt and Penny had her legs wrapped around him, the heels of her feet were kicking at his tight ass. Within minutes, both of them were cumming and still pumping cum into her cunt, he lifted her and carried her to the bedroom. They sucked and fucked throughout the day and into the evening. They stopped to order pizza and when the delivery guy came to the door, Penny peaked her head out, half naked with Doug's cock buried deep in her ass. The pizza got cold as they continued to fuck until he unloaded his load in her tight ass. She came several times during that bout. Afterwards they sat naked in the middle of the bed, eating reheated pizza and drinking cheap wine from a box. Doug left the following morning, exhausted with bite marks on his heinie; Penny kicked him to the curb. Leonard is depressed after what happened in the hall with Penny and her date. He had sworn her off and buried himself in starting a hobby, he decided on getting a cat. He purchased all kinds of cat paraphernalia and when Sheldon saw all this he tried to persuade him to channel his energy into something else. When he saw all Leonard had purchased he let out a groan; "Oh I hope that scratching post is for you. Do you think you can satisfy your need for a relationship with a genetically-altered cat?" Big Bang Theory Season 01 Ep. 03-05 "Maybe, if it's a cute little cuddly cat." "Oh come on Leonard. This is obviously about Penny." Leonard looks very defensive; "It doesn't matter. The woman's not interested in me. The woman rejected me." Sheldon is trying to be helpful, for once; "Okay, look...ahem, you have as much as a chance of having a sexual relationship with Penny as the Hubble telescope does of discovering at the center of the black hole is a little man with a flashlight searching for a circuit breaker. Nevertheless, I do feel obligated to point out to you that she did not reject you. You did not ask her out." Leonard stared at Sheldon; "You're right. I didn't ask her out. I should ask her out." Sheldon began to panic; "No, no, no that was not my point. My point was, don't buy a cat!" "No, but you're right. I should march over there and ask her out." "Oh goody, we're getting a cat!" Leonard marches right over to Penny's and knocks on the door. She opens the door; "Oh hi Leonard." "Good afternoon Penny. So, hi, hey. Uh...I was wondering if you had plans for dinner?" "Uh, you mean, dinner tonight?" "I was thinking 6:30 if you can go, or a different time." "Uh 6:30 would be great. Yeah I like hanging out with you guys." She misunderstood thinking it was going to be with the nerd group and not a date per se, with just Leonard alone. He chickened out and told her that they may be there or not. She nods and giggled; "Okay whatever, it sounds like fun." "Okay, I'll see you at 6:30." He takes two showers, he sweats so much his shirt is drenched. He showers again and changes once more. They have a nice dinner and have uncomfortable small talk at the table. There is a lull in the conversation and Leonard searches for something to say; "Uh what about your, uh, hallway friend?" "Doug? Oh, yeah, I don't know, I mean you know, he's nice and funny, but it's just me. I'm still getting over this break-up with Kurt. This thing with Doug was just rebound sex." "Ugh, don't get me started on rebound sex." "It's just my pattern. I break up, I find a some cute guy and then it's just thirty-six meaningless hours of, you know?" Leonard leans forward; "I'm not sure that I do. Um... is that one thirty-six hour experience or is that thirty-six hours spread out over say, one glorious summer?" She giggled; "No, it's usually over a week-end, just like the last one with Doug. Trust me, you do not feel good after it." "Yeah chafing right?" "No, emotionally!" "Of course, yeah, emotional chafing." After dinner when they return to the apartment Penny stops at the door; "Um, well good night, Leonard... was this supposed to be a date?" He tries to cover; "This, a date, nooooo! This was just you and me hanging out with guys who didn't show up because of work." She looks a little disappointed; "Okay, I was just checking." "When I take a girl on a date, and I do, heh, she knows she's been dated." All of a sudden he's confused and says goodbye and tried to leaves her at the door. "You know Leonard, if you'd like, you can come in for a drink." He clears his throat; "That would be nice." He entered her living room and takes a seat. "Make yourself comfortable, I'll be right out." She goes into her bedroom and comes out several minutes later dressed only in a tiny bra and an even smaller thong; "What would you care to drink Leonard?" He loses it and standing up, walks over to her. He closes his eyes as she wraps her arms around his neck. He lets out a groan and cums in his pants. Embarrassed to no end, he turns and runs out of the apartment and entering his, makes a dash for the bathroom. The next day Sheldon and Leonard go to a university mixer where they meet the new dean, Professor Gablehauser. Sheldon insults him and gets fired. The following day, with nothing to do Sheldon sets out to improve breakfast eggs and after testing them out notes he need fresh eggs. Just then Penny knocks on the door and opens it; "Hi, I'm running to the market. Do you guys need anything?" "I need eggs? Four dozen should suffice." "Four dozen?" "Yes, evenly distributed amongst brown, white, free-range, large, extra-large and jumbo." She looks confused; "Okay, one more time?" "Never mind, you won't get it right. I better come with you." "Oh, yay!" She's wearing a fuchsia colored zip-up top. The zipper is open to her bursting cleavage and her tight belly is showing. Below that is a multi-colored pair of extremely short sweats. As they drive to the market, Penny tells of Leonard and her date a couple days ago; "You know Sheldon, after we got busy together while the guys were out getting parts for my entertainment center, well I had a long episode with Doug. I guess the so called date I had with Leonard started out slow and afterwards, it turned into a complete disaster. He left me hot and horny. I really like him, but he has a little lacking when it comes to satisfying a woman. You on the other hand, well it was great and I still would like a shot at swallowing your large, stiff cock." He let out a grunt; "That was a mistake Penny, I had a moment of weakness, sort of like when Spock has Pon Farr." She stared back at him; "Excuse me?" "I rarely have sex; Spock only has it once every seven years." "Poor Spock!" They arrived at the market and began shopping; they got her groceries and his eggs. As they arrived back at the apartment Sheldon waits for her to open her door; "That was fun, maybe tomorrow we can go to one of those warehouse stores. I see you buy your tampons one box at a time. She turns to him; "What?" "It makes sense, it doesn't spoil and you're going to be needing them for at least the next thirty years." "You want me to buy thirty years' worth of tampons?" "Thirty, thirty-five, when did your mother go into menopause?" "Okay, I'm not talking about this with you." He began rambling on about the calculations; "Are you fairly regular?" Before he could say any more, she slammed the door in his face; "Damn, I was going to tease him and I was sure to get that huge cock of his down my throat, I'll have to try later. I've lost all urges to fuck him right now, especially after talking about my periods!" Sheldon went off the deep end after that, going from one experiment to another, glow-in-the-dark gold fish, weaving ponchos and bulk tampon mailings. Leonard took the problem into his own hands and called his mother. He went to the airport to pick her up. On the way up the stairs he told her; "Every day he's got a new obsession." When they entered the apartment, Sheldon was sitting at a loom and Mary hugged him; "Hi Baby, I see you have a loom, how nice. Honey, why did you get a loom?" I was working on luminous fish and I thought, hey...loom. Mom, what are you doing here?" "Leonard called me!" "Yeah, I know, but why?" Leonard took a step closer; "Because one of the great minds of the 21st century is raising glow-in-the-dark fish and weaving serapes." Sheldon stood and turned to Leonard; "This is not a serape, this is a poncho. A serape is open at the sides, a poncho is closed. This is a poncho. Neither is a reason to call someone's mother." "Really? When was the last time you left the house?" "I went to the market with Penny." "Yeah, that was three weeks ago." "Well then buckle up, in the next four to eight days, she's going to get very crabby." "Sweetheart, your little friend is concerned about you." "Well I'm not a child. I'm a grown man, capable of living my life as I see fit. I certainly don't need someone telling on me to my mother." He started out of the room. Leonard spoke up" Wait, where are you going?" He turned, in his poncho; "To my room and no one's allowed in." Mary Cooper made dinner and everyone was there eating, but Sheldon was stubborn and wouldn't come out. While everyone was eating, Sheldon snuck out and picking up a plate looked at everyone. He scurried out back into his bedroom. After Leonard scolded him telling him to snap out of it and get back to work. After Sheldon ran back into his room, Mary looked to Leonard; "You don't hunt, do you?" The next morning Mary knocked on Sheldon's door. She entered and was dressed in a fashionable cranberry, silky wrap-around dress. It showed off her slender figure, her cupcake sized breasts and her gorgeous legs. "Good morning Snickerdoodle." "What do you want mom?" "You know how your father used to say you can fish so long before having to throw a stick of dynamite into the water?" "Yeah?" "Well, I'm done fishing." She grabbed clothes out of the closet and threw them on the bed; "You put those on." "What for?" "Because you're going down to your office and you're going to apologize to your boss and get your job back." He shook his head; "No!" "I'm sorry, did I start that sentence with the words "if it pleases Your Highness?" "I'm not going to. I didn't say anything that wasn't true." "Now you listen here. I have been telling you since you were four, it's okay to be smarter than everybody, but you can't go around pointing it out." "Why not?" "Because people don't like it! Remember all the ass-kickings from the neighbor kids? Now, let's get cracking. Shower, shirt, shoes and let's shove off." They went to the university and Mary knocked on the dean's door; "Excuse me, Dr. Gablehauser, are you busy?" "Well actually..." "Sheldon, he's just doodling, get in here. Let's go baby, we're losing daylight." "Um... as you know, several weeks ago in our first encounter we may have gotten off on the wrong foot when I called you an idiot. I just wanted to say that I was wrong to point it out." He looked around Sheldon and spoke to Mary. I'm sorry, we haven't been introduced." He put his hand out to Mary; "I'm Eric Gablehauser." She chuckled; "Mary Cooper, Sheldon's mom." "Now that's impossible. You must've had him when you were a teenager." "Oh, aren't you sweet, his father's dead." "Recently?" "Long enough!" He stood over her and pointed to a chair; "Please. Sheldon, shouldn't you be working?" Sheldon looked around, confounded and when he looked at his mother, she glared back at him; "Okay!" He turned and walked out, closing the door behind him. Eric turned to Mary and leaned back against his desk and looked her up and down. "You know I was wondering if you adopted Sheldon. You're even too young to have had him if you were a teenager. I was just going to head to grab a late lunch. Would you mind joining me Mary, may I call you Mary." "I'd like that, Eric." They headed out to a quiet restaurant at the nearest hotel and Eric selected a secluded booth. He was shocked and delighted when Mary slid in beside him, not across from him. He ordered a beer, but Mary ordered a cola. After they placed their food order, Mary turned to Eric; "So tell me Eric do you have to return to the university today or can you play hooky?" He placed his hand on her knee and held it still; "It all depends Mary, what are you proposing?" Mary parted her legs a little more, giving him easier access to her treasure. She took her time, taking a sip of her cola. She sucked in her breath when she felt his hand glide a little higher on her shapely, slender leg; "Mmmmm well Eric, I believe this hotel has some nice large rooms. I've always wanted to see the ocean from one of these nice rooms." Eric slid his hand even higher until he grazed her simple cotton panties. His knuckles slowly slid up and down the gusset of them and he chuckled when he felt just how damp they were. Their food arrived and he pulled his hand out from under her dress. "Eat-up Mary, I'm sure we can get a real nice room facing the ocean. Believe me, I've stayed here several times while I was being courted to take this job, the view is amazing. I know with you up there looking out the large window, the view will be even more spectacular." "Oh aren't you sweet, I'm full, shall we go now?' He tossed a fifty on the table and they hurried out of the restaurant. He had Mary take a seat in the large lobby as he rushed to the reception desk and requested a room as high as possible that also had a view of the ocean. He paid cash and once he received the key-card, he took Mary by the elbow and led her to the bank of elevators. Pressing the button for the twenty-fourth floor; he turned and pointed out to Mary the expanse of the lobby with the flowing waterfall just to the right of them. The door opened and checking the direction to go, he turned left and Mary followed. Once the door was closed behind them, he gripped Mary's upper arm, spinning her around he planted his lips upon hers. It was a very urgent kiss and the two of them twisted and ground their bodies against one another. Eric pushed Mary against the wall and began ravishing her body. He found the tie holding her wrap-around dress secure. He pulled at it and it parted. He nearly tore it from her body and as it lay crumpled on the floor, he fisted his hands in her shoulder length, dark auburn hair. He pulled back on it and her mouth came off of his. He attacked her neck and he smiled to himself when he heard a groan come from deep in her throat. His mouth seemed to be everywhere at once, on her neck, tugging at her earlobes and his tongue flicked out and ran around her ear canal. He nipped at the sensitive flesh between her neck and shoulder and he found her bra straps and pulled them down so hard and fast, her tits popped out and her bra was now hanging around her lower ribcage. His lips followed and caught one stiff, pencil-eraser sized nipple. He chewed on them and she cried out in pain and lust. Mary was beyond excited and she tore off his sports jacket and tugged his turtleneck pullover out of his pants. She escaped his mouth just long enough to pull the shirt up and over his head. Now that she had an opening, she broke free and raced over to the bed. Flopping down on it, she reached back and unhooked her bra and cast it aside. Sitting there in only her panties and shoes, she reached out and grabbed hold of his belt and pulled him between her outstretched legs. She made short order of his belt and yanking open his pants, she pulled down the zipper and shoved his pants and shorts down in one swift movement. She smiled as he nearly lost his balance as he kicked them aside, along with his shoes. Mary was sitting there face to face with a six inch stiff cock. What made it exceptional was the thickness. She closed her fingers around it, and even though she had long, slim fingers, they barely met. She stroked it up and down several times. This produced a large dollop of pre-cum to ooze out. She spread it around the thick head with her thumb and followed it up by leaning forward and flicking it around with the tip of her tongue. Eric let out a growl and once again ran his fingers through her silky hair. Closing his hands around the back of her head, he tipped her head back and forcing her hands away, he began face fucking the slender MILF. He had her lips stretched around his thickness and as he fucked her mouth, he went deeper and deeper and soon had his swaying nut sack, slapping against her chin. Mary loved it, she loved a man who could take control and loved it rough. She was from Texas where the men were men and the women appreciated a man who knew what he wanted, not like the wimps she saw walking around the campus in California. She reached out, not to take hold of his cock, she knew he could handle what he was doing, but to grab hold of his ass and pull him even harder against her face. She began working her tongue around as she accepted all he could give her. Eric was ecstatic; he finally found a woman who loved it rough and he was going to take every advantage he could with her. He was close to cumming, her lips and tongue, along with her throat, were magic, but he wanted this to last and his ultimate goal was her tight petite ass he saw as she ran to the vacant bed earlier. With as much self-control as he could mustard, he reluctantly pulled his cock from her mouth. He grabbed her by the wrist and pulled her to her feet. He led her to the large picture window overlooking the Pacific. He stood behind her and applying pressure to her shoulders, he urged her to lean over and as she placed her hands on the sill, he reached down and slid her panties off. Her luscious ass, although petite, it was rather tight and nicely rounded. Using his knees, he pushed her legs apart and sliding closer, he found her extremely wet pussy. He slid in slowly and it felt like he was slipping into a tight rubber glove. "Oh my god Mary, when was the last time you fucked. It feels like I'm fucking a virgin pussy?" She grunted out; "Oh don't you worry Eric, I'm certainly no virgin, as for when I fucked last, none of your business. Let it be known though, a few of my friend and I work out regularly at the gym and work especially on exercises that tighten the vagina muscles, or pussy as you so rudely call it. Now stop your yapping and fuck my pussy." He did just that. I grabbed hold of her hair again and closing his fists around it, he pulled hard on it, spearing his cock ever deeper in her quaking cunt. Mary was in heaven, or close to it. She made a mental note to visit Sheldon more often from now on. She gripped the sill harder and began matching his thrusts with ones of her own and she loved how he pulled her hair and slapped relentlessly in and out of her pussy. "Oh my lord, I'm there Eric, harder, harder, don't slow up, I'm right there, oh lord give me the strength to stand until I accept his spunk!" When Eric heard this and felt her extremely tight cunt, clutch even firmer on his shaft, he lost it. He began spilling his seed in her womb and he felt her cum at the same time. The two of them continued to match the intensity on the other and as he began to soften and slip out of her. He wrapped his arms around her slender body and lifting her up, he carried her to the bed where he gently placed her there. He climbed up and spooned her; "My, my Mary, you were incredible. Do they make all the women in Texas as hot and sexy as you are?" "She twisted her head around and planted a soft kiss on his lips; "I guess you'll have to come on down for a visit and find out for yourself. Now if you don't mind, I'm going to use the little girl's room. When I get back, you better be ready for round two. I don't want to waste this nice bed. After all, you did promise me the view, now I want to try out this nice large bed." She scampered out and looked back at him; "Rest up Professor, it's going to be a long night!" Mary came out of the bathroom. She stood in the doorway and cocked one leg and planted it on the door jam. "Hey sailor, see anything you like?" Eric looked up and smiled at her. He crooked his finger at her and watched as she approached the bed. When she stood beside the bed, he reached out and wrapping his arm around her slender waist, he drew her to the bed. He flopped her down on her back and he swept a stray lock from her face. Lowering his head, he kissed her tenderly. He increased the intensity as Mary wrapped her arms around his neck and pulled him tighter to her. His hairy body flattened her smallish tits and he ground his cock against her freshly washed pussy. He slowly slid down her body; he left a trail of wet kisses as he moved closer to her pussy. Cupping her tight cheeks, he lifted her pussy to his mouth. He stabbed at her folds and as they parted he sank his tongue deep into her tangy tasting pussy. He was obsessed with making her cum and while she squirmed to get even more pressure on her clit, Eric avoided it as he continued sucking at her hole. After a couple of minutes, he took aim at her clit and as soon as he drew it between his lips and started flicking it back and forth with his tongue, she exploded covering his lips with her nectar. Big Bang Theory Season 01 Ep. 03-05 Mary was panting wildly. Her entire body was glistening with a thin film of sweat. Her normally neat and groomed hair was a tousled mess as she rolled her head from side to side. She clutched at his head, she wanted this to go on forever, but at the same time she needed a break, she was exhausted from cumming so many times. Eric finally after making her cum one more time, broke free from her legs that were wrapped around his head. He slid back up her sweaty body and hugged and caressed her until her heavy breathing had become more regular. Mary wanted to rest, but she felt his stiff cock poking her. She suddenly got her second wind and breaking out of his grasp, she combed her fingers through her tousled hair. She swept it along his bulky body and smiled to herself as she felt him tense up and groaned loudly. She followed that up with her lips and tongue and soon she had his thick cock in her hand. She stroked it firmly and let out several puffs of hot air across its length and dipping down; she drew his cum filled balls into her mouth and alternated with sucking lightly on them and flicking them and rolling them around with her tongue. Eric loved what she was doing, but wanted her mouth on his cock. He urged her to do just that and he watched as she looked up at him with those dark eyes and he squeezed his eyes shut and fisted the sheets as he felt her hot, wet mouth close around his shaft. He let out a loud growl as he felt his shaft slide deeper and deeper into her mouth. He arched his back and sent the last inch onto her mouth and he started panting harder when she started using her tongue. He knew she was good, she could bring him to the brink and then she'd tighten her lips hard around his shaft and the urge to cum subsided. He felt her do this several times and he needed a release, but he knew he probably only had one more orgasm before he was spent for the day. Using all of his self-control, he managed to pull her from his cock. He drew her up and as he hugged her, he rolled her onto her belly. Mary loved being fucked doggy and she gladly rolled onto her stomach. She rose up as she felt his hands grip her hips. He slid his hands upward and palmed her tiny tits and began squeezing and rolling those eraser sized nipples. He lined his cock up with her oozing pussy and thrusting quickly, be was buried in her pussy. She loved how her cunt was filled with his thick cock and she tensed up and wiggled her ass when she felt his thumb probe her tight asshole. She let out a gasp and moaned loudly as she felt it enter her ass and sink in deeper. She loved anal sex, but hasn't had it in several years and with how thick he was, she wasn't sure she could take it. When she felt him add a second finger, she knew what he was preparing to do. Eric increased the speed and intensity as he pumped in and out of her pussy. The room was filled with the sound of skin slapping against skin and they were both moaning louder. He loved how her ass accepted his fingers and he just had to fuck that trim, sweet ass of hers. He pulled his fingers from her ass and at the same time withdrew from her pussy. He didn't give her a chance to escape and he slid his cock into her asshole as he held her hips firmly in his hands. Mary knew what was coming and she did her best to relax her ass, but as he started to penetrate her tight anal ring, she tightened her muscles. She bit down on her forearm and nearly drew blood. She managed to relax just enough to allow his cockhead to pop in. She let out a grunt and knew the worse was over. She let out a deep cleansing breath and as she felt more and more of his cock enter her ass, she pushed back against it and was soon feeling his nut sack resting against her tight globes of flesh. Erin was in heaven. He wanted more of her ass and reaching up; he gathered her hair in his fist and pulled back on it. He began pumping in and out of her ass faster and harder. He was dripping in sweat as he slammed his body against hers. The slapping of skin spurred him on even more and winding his other hand around her, he found her clit and slipping his fingers in and out of her pussy, he began diddling her clit. He was close to cumming and wanted her to join him Mary was beyond any rational thinking, all she could rely on were her instincts. She slid one hand down and added a couple of fingers into her pussy as she joined Eric on bringing her to the orgasm she so sorely needed. She went into spasms as her entire body tensed up and she started to cum. She couldn't kneel any longer and fell flat on the damp sheets. Eric followed her and was so close; he didn't want to hold off any longer. He exploded and began filling her ass with his hot cum. He nearly passed out from the intense orgasm and he briefly saw black and when he recovered, he saw still shooting his load in her ass. After a few minutes, he slowly pulled back and heard a slight sucking sound from the tight seal her anal ring made around his cock. He fell beside her and gathered her up in his arms. Mary rose up on one elbow and fluffed up his sweaty hair. She planted a few soft kisses on his forehead and cheeks. She found his lips and kissed him gently. She fell against him and hugged him. After a few minutes, she broke away; "I'm going to hop in the shower. It's getting late and I better get back and have a talk with Sheldon." He sat up; "Would you like some company in there?" She giggled; "I'd love you to join me, but if you did, I'm afraid I'd never make it out of here tonight?" He nodded; "I understand, I am sort of irresistible, now get!" She hopped out and was soon back in the room. Eric was already dressed and sat there looking at her wrapped in a huge towel. "You better dress in the bathroom Mary. If you try and dress in here, I guarantee you'll never get out of here." She nodded and gathered her clothes and hurried into the bathroom. Five minutes later, she emerged all dressed and ready to leave. She hugged him again before leaving the room. The rode down in the elevator together and headed back to the university. Once there Mary found Sheldon and Leonard and returned to their apartment together. Mary made her famous fried chicken and peach cobbler. When Sheldon was ready for bed, she tucked him in; "I'm proud of you Sheldon, you showed your boss that you were the bigger man." He scoffed; "I am, I'm a lot smarter than he is too... mom?" "Yes Sheldon?" "Is Dr. Gablehauser going to be my new daddy?" She turned and chuckled; ""We'll see Sheldon, sleep tight!" She returned to Texas the following morning, she was exhausted from dealing with Sheldon and letting Eric have his way with her, even though she loved their day together, she was happy to return to Texas and her friends at the church. Sheldon was happy he was back at work, but that was short lived. Leonard had persuaded him to try and eat at the Cheesecake Factory. He was used to going to Big Boy and as they waited for Penny, who was to be their waitress, Raj and Howard were on one side while Leonard and he were on the other side. They were playing with the salt and pepper shakers and numerous bottles of condiments. They were having a battle on the table when Penny arrived. "What would you like to eat?" They ignored her as they continued their battle. Frustrated she left saying; "I'll be back!" She returned a few moments later; "My manager says you have to either order or leave and never come back." Howard looked at her and in a low voice replied; "What do you recommend for someone with a man-sized appetite from a morning of weight-training and cardio-funk?" "A shower!" "I'll have the heart smart platter." All right, thank you and Sheldon?" "We don't eat here. I don't know what's good." "Well, it's all good." He scoffed; "Statistically unlikely." Leonard shakes his head; "Just get a hamburger, you like hamburgers." "I like the hamburgers where we usually eat. You can't make the assumptions that I'll like the hamburgers here." Leonard looked at Penny; I'm sorry, give him a hamburger." Penny smiles; "Which one, the classic, the ranch house, the barbeque burger or the Kobe burger?" Sheldon shakes his head and looked distraught; "Can't we just go to Big Boy? They only have one burger, the Big Boy." Penny chimes in; "The barbeque burger's like the Big Boy." "Excuse me, in a world that already includes a Big Boy, why would I settle for something like a Big Boy?" Penny is getting irritated and bellows lot; "Because you are not at Big Boy!" He leans back; "Fine. I'll have the barbeque burger. Waitresses don't yell at you at Big Boy!" Just then Leslie Winkle steps up; "Hi Leonard, hi guys. I didn't know you ate here." Sheldon butts in again; "We don't, this is a disturbing aberration." Leonard cuts him off; "Leslie, this is Penny; she lives across the hall from Sheldon and me." Howard interrupts the conversation; "And walks in a quiet beauty like the night." "Howard, I've asked you not to do that." Leonard looks up at Penny; "Leslie and I do research together at the university." Penny looks surprised; "Oh wow, a girl scientist." Leslie nods; "Yep, come for the breasts, stay for the brains." She turns to Leonard; "So I'm glad I ran into you. The Physics Department string quartet needs a new cellist." "What happened to Elliott Wong?" "He switched over to high-energy radiation research, had a mishap. Now the other guys are uncomfortable sitting next to him. So are you in?" "Yeah, sure why not?" "Great we rehearse on Tuesday at your place." "Why my place?" "Yeah, Department of Energy said our regular space is kind of a hot spot." She turned to Penny; "Nice to meet you." "Yeah, you too... Leonard, I didn't know you played the cello." "Yeah, my parents felt that naming me Leonard and putting me in advanced-placement classes wasn't getting me beaten up enough." "Your friend's really cute, anything going on with you two?" "Leslie? No, no... what are you kidding?" "That's too bad; you guys would make a cute couple." Tuesday evening came and Leonard was on the cello, Leslie was on the violin as were the other two from the science department. They were practicing a classical concerto and Leslie noticed how well Leonard handled that large piece of wood between his legs. She continues to watch him and remarks; "I admire your fingering. Maybe sometime you can try that on my instrument." He did a double take looking from the sheet music, to her and back again several times. As thee group left, Leslie thanked them and closed the door behind them. Turning back to Leonard she comes closer; "If you're up for it, we could practice that middle section again." "Sure, why not." They started the first few notes and Leslie broke in; "Just so we're clear, you understand me hanging back to practice with you is a pretext for letting you know that I'm sexually available." When he heard that he skipped a couple of notes and dropped his bow. He's so flustered; he bends down to pick it up and drops the sheet music and music stand; "Really?" She shrugs her shoulders; "Yeah, I'm good to go." "I thought you weren't interested in me?" "That was before I saw you handling that beautiful piece of wood between your legs." "You mean my cello?" "No, I mean the obvious crude double entendre. I'm seducing you!" "No kidding?" "What can I say? I'm a passionate impulsive woman. So how about it? Are you open to a sexual relationship?" "Yeah, yeah I guess I am. Did you want to start now?" "Why don't we finish this section first?" "Oh, okay. A little musical foreplay, terrific." They restarted and sped it up and as they finished they were racing through the concerto. "I'm good to go." She stood up and raced toward the bedroom; "Me too!" Sheldon came home and looked for Leonard, but as he went down the hall to Leonard's room, he noticed a necktie on the doorknob. He was puzzled and went over to Penny's apartment. He knocked on her door and when she opened the door, he stopped briefly to take in her sexy outfit. She was wearing a tiny red halter top, her entire back was bare and there were several strings behind her and above her flat belly tied to hold it in place. Below that she was wearing a pair of extremely tight, hip hugging jeans; it looked like she was poured into them. Her silky light blonde hair was straight and brushed the tops of her exposed breasts. He stood back and asked her to come with him; he needed a clarification of its meaning. He led her down the hall and stood before Leonard's door; "Well?" Penny looked a little uncomfortable; "Well what?" "What does it mean?" "Oh come on, you went to college." "Yes, but I was eleven." "Okay look, a tie on a doorknob usually means someone doesn't wanna be disturbed because they're, you know, getting busy." "So you're saying Leonard has a girl in there?" "Well, either that or he's lost his tie rack and gotten really into Bryan Adams music." From inside the room they overheard Leslie's voice; "Oh Leonard, you magnificent beast." Penny turns towards Sheldon; "We really shouldn't be standing here." She headed into the living room Sheldon followed; "This is awkward." She took a seat on the sofa; "Oh come on, Leonard's had ladies over before, hasn't he?" "Oh yes, but there's usually planning, courtship, advance notice. You know, last time, I was able to book a cruise to the Artic to see a solar eclipse." She looked confused; "Wait, wait. You had to leave the state because your roommate was having sex?" "I didn't have to. The date just happened to coincide." She looked a little jealous; "So do you know who's in there?" He looked around and noticed Leslie's violin case; "Well, there's Leonard. And he's either with Leslie Winkle or a 1930's gangster." She bit her lower lip; "Hmmm, good for him." In an even higher voice said; "Good for Leonard." She stood up and turned to leave; "Okay, night!" Sheldon began to panic; "No, don't. Wait, hold on." She stopped and turned at the door; "What's the matter?" "I don't know what the protocol is here. Do I stay, do I leave? Do I wait to greet them with a refreshing beverage?" She shook her head; "Gee, Sheldon you're asking the wrong girl. I'm usually on the other side of the tie." He stopped her and pulled her back; "Please stay and keep me company, I've never been in this situation before." He tugged at her arm and led her back to the sofa. She sat beside him and looking down she noticed the large bulge poking out against his pants. She slid closer and placed her hand over the tent in his pants; "You know Sheldon, while they're in there getting busy, you and I can pass the time away getting busy ourselves. Even since you attacked me in my apartment, I've been haunted by your extremely large cock." He looked at her; "Penny, I'm not comfortable using such slang, but seeing you brought it up, why are you haunted by the size of my penis?" "It's a cock Sheldon, we're not in a lab or a classroom now, we're in the real world and what's poking at me against your pants is a cock, a cock Sheldon!" "Very well Penny, but that still doesn't explain why it haunts you?" In the bedroom Leonard has Leslie naked; she's clawing at the sheets while Leonard is buried between her spread legs. He has two fingers buried deep in her pussy, while his lips have her clit captured. His tongue is flicking it back and forth and sucking lightly on it. His fingers are sawing in and out of her and as she arches her back, she comes for the second time. Leslie is gripping his head as she tries to pulled him away; "Please Leonard, let me catch my breath! I haven't had my pussy eaten that well in quite some time. Just let me rest a minute and then I'll show you how well I can suck cock." Leonard knew he had to show more restraint than he did when he was Penny. He began to panic, not wanting the same result. He sat up and stripped off his clothes. Leslie looked down at his cock that was bouncing up and down from his heavy breathing; "Oh Leonard, you magnificent beast." With that being said, Leslie suddenly seemed to have regained her strength. She sat up and pushed Leonard onto his back. She released her long curly permed hair from the ponytail holder it was in. It fluttered around her face and she swept to back and forth across his thighs. She giggled when she felt him stiffen and let out a groan. She gripped his cock in her hand and ran her soft palm up and down his thick length; "My god Leonard, if I knew you were this big, I would have taken you up on your idea of dating earlier." She lowered her mouth and began to suck. Her tongue flicked out and when she felt him jerk again, she giggled; "Oh, I see you like that huh?" He ran his hands through her hair and closing his fingers in her unruly locks, he guided her mouth up and down. "Oh my god Leslie, if you don't stop, I'm going to cum!" She sucked even harder and her hand jerked him off in unison with her lips. All of a sudden she felt his cock swell and she heard him let out a loud grunt. She tightened her lips around his cock and she prepared to swallow. Leonard shot his wad, spurt and thick spurt, he emptied his balls into her mouth and he shivered as he looked down and he could see her swallowing as fast as she could. Leslie's eyes began to water as she felt him fill her mouth and some seeped down her throat, even before she could swallow. She was determined not to allow any of his cum to escape her mouth and after a minute or so, she felt his cock begin to wither. He let go of her hair and now began to comb his fingers through it as a sign of tenderness. He watched her as she released his cock and sat back. "Mmmm Leonard, that was one mighty load you gave me. I sure hope you have enough in there for round two?" He rose up on one elbow, "Don't you worry Leslie, give me my inhaler and wait twenty minutes and I'll show you just how ready I am to go again. I'm thirsty after all of that, would you like a soda, beer or hot beverage?" "I don't know Leonard, that load of yours was enough hot beverage for the evening, how about a beer?" He staggered to his feet, threw on his robe and turning to her; "You just relax; I'll go get us a couple of beers." She laughed out loud; "Don't worry Leonard, I'm not going anywhere. After experiencing the way you eat pussy, I want to stay for the second act and see if you can fuck as well as you lick." While this was going on in Leonard's bedroom, in the living room, Penny was getting busy with Sheldon. She sat on the edge of the sofa and looked at him; "I have to say Sheldon, after we hooked up in my apartment least week, I can't get over how big your cock is. The real problem is that I have never had one I couldn't take in my mouth all the way down to the base and lick the guy's balls at the same time. I've had dreams, or should I say nightmares about it. I have to try again, and I'm not going to be satisfied until I have accomplished this." Sheldon scoffs; "I don't know why you're so obsessed with that. I've never had a woman do that to my penis, so there isn't anything to worry about." "It's a problem for me and I want to try again, now! Especially after hearing what Leonard and Leslie are doing in there, well it sort of got me horny." He chuckled; "Me too Penny, I guess that's why I have an erection." Penny slid to the floor before Sheldon and before taking off his pants, she tugged at the two sets of strings and her halter top fluttered to the floor; "Mmmm, now that I have that out of the way, I'm down to sucking!" She reached out and undid his pants and unzipping them, she tugged at them. She drew them off, along with his slippers and socks. She ran her hand up and down his slender thighs and as they parted, she planted one open palm on his briefs. She ran her hand all around, up and down and squeezing it, she sucked in her breath as she realized just how large it was once again. She grabbed hold of the waistband of his briefs, pulling it outward, she got it clear of his cock and her lips suddenly got parched as she thought about sucking on that monster again. Tossing the shorts aside, she reclaimed her prize. She closed her Nebraska man-hands around his cock and her fingers met, but barely. She stroked it lovingly, up and down several times until she had it at the length she required to taste it. Leaning forward, she poised her lips over the tip, opening her mouth; she released a long stream of saliva she was building up in her mouth. Her fist caught it and began painting his stiff cock with her wetness. It was gleaming in the light of the room and now her mouth was watering, just anticipating having his huge piece of meat sliding in and out of her mouth and hopefully straight down her throat. Big Bang Theory Season 01 Ep. 06-07 Author's note: The series resets with this episode. Remember that as this story progresses, many times they resume the storyline as if never having sex before with each other. So is the case in this episode. ***** The four nerds were coming up the stairs after being destroyed in a paintball battle. On the second landing they came across Penny who was on her way to work at the Cheesecake Factory. She looked amazing as always with that vest just covering the lower portions of her large breasts. The frilly blouse under the vest was unbuttoned to the middle of her breasts giving the nerds and her customers later at work a good view of them. It always insured her larger tips. "So how was paintball?" Sheldon spoke up; "It was a disaster, we got creamed." "Oh I'm sorry, listen I'm having a party on Saturday, so if you're around, come by." Howard broke in; "A boy-girl party?" She looked uncomfortable, well because it was Howard asking; "Well there will be boys and there will be girls and it is a party, so...Just a bunch of my friends, we'll have some beer, do a little dancing." Sheldon was really nervous now; "Dancing?" Leonard tried to save the day; "Yeah, I don't know Penny...Thing is, we're not... We're really more of a..." Sheldon broke in again; "NO!" Again Leonard stopped him; "But thanks, thanks for thinking of us." Penny threw her arms up; "Are you sure? It's Halloween!" All of a sudden Sheldon was interested; "A Halloween Party?" She replied tentatively; "Yeah." Howard looked at the other three; "With costumes? Is there a theme?" She didn't understand; "Uh yeah, Halloween!" Sheldon stepped forward; "Yes, but are the costumes random or genre-specific?" She shook her head and her eyes bugged out; "As usual, I'm not following?" Leonard tried to clarify things; "He's asking if we can come as anyone from science fiction, fantasy..." "Sure!" "What about comic books?" "Fine!" "Anime, TV, film, D&D, manga, Greek, Roman, Norse gods..." She stopped him; "Anything you want! Okay, any costumes you want. Bye, I have to get to work!" She left and they stood in the lobby of the second floor. Suddenly Howard rose up on his tiptoes; "Gentlemen, to the sewing machines." The day of the party arrived and there was a knock on the door and Leonard came running out of his room dressed as the Flash, he yelled out; "I'll get it!" I opened the door and Howard stood there also in a Flash outfit, they both yelled out; "Oh No!" Just then Sheldon came out of his room and saw them both and yelled out too; "Oh no! Just then Raj came through the door yelling; "Make way for the fastest man alive." He stopped when he saw the other three also dressed as the Flash and he too yelled out; "Oh No!" Sheldon was pissed; "See this is why I wanted to have a costume meeting! They agreed to change and no one would be Flash. Leonard ran from the living room; "I call Frodo!" They ended up in the living room Leonard was dressed as Frodo; Howard was Robin Hood, but looked more like Peter Pan. Raj came in dressed as Thor and just then Sheldon walked in dressed as the Doppler Effect. Leonard didn't want to be embarrassed by Sheldon in front of Penny's friends and told him not to do so. They went over to Penny's and knocked on the door. She answered the door, still in her everyday clothes; "Oh hey guys." Leonard spoke up; "Hey, sorry we're late!" "Late? It's only 7:05." "Yeah and you said the party starts at seven." "Yeah, I mean, when you start a party at seven, no one shows up at, you know, seven." Sheldon breaks in; "It's 7:05." She smiled at them; "Yes, yes it is. Okay, well, um, come on in!" They all walk in slowly and look around, they notice no one else is there yet and Howard turns to Penny; "What, are all the girls in the bathroom?" Penny stifles a laugh; "Probably, but in their own homes." Sheldon asks about the prizes for best costumes and Penny tells him there isn't going to be any prized. Sheldon is really upset; "This party is really going to suck!" "No, come on, it's gonna be fun. And you all look great. I mean look at you, Thor and oh, Pete Pan. It's so cute." Leonard interrupts her; "Actually, Penny, he's Robin..." Howard stops Leonard; "I'm Peter Pan and I've got a handful of pixie dust with your name on it!" She looked disgusted and shakes her head from side to side; "No you don't! Hey, what's Sheldon supposed to be?" "Oh, he's the Doppler effect." Sheldon steps forward; "Yes, it's the apparent change in the frequency of a wave caused by relative motion between the source of the wave and the observer." Her mouth drops open and she nods; "Oh sure, I see it now, The Doppler Effect. " She rolls her eyes and continues; "All right, I gotta shower. You guys, um, make yourselves comfortable. They all take a seat and an hour after everyone is already there and partying, they are all in the same spot, unable to move or socialize. Penny is wearing a tiny two-piece cat costume it barely contains her gorgeous body. A pink collar around her neck makes her look even sassier. Her hair is pulled back in a high ponytail and she's running around talking to everyone and pounding down drinks. Howard notices a sexy nurse and says he's going to go and talk to her. She's in a tiny white nurse's uniform with the top opened to show off her high, full tits. He talks to her and for some reason, she intrigued by him and he nearly faints when she takes him by the arm and leads him across the hall to Leonard and Sheldon's place. He finds out her name is Betty, but all he can see is her bountiful breasts and sexy lips. She throws him to the sofa and pulls open her uniform and crushed his face to those large mounds of flesh. She was very domineering and Howard wasn't about to resist. Betty slid to her knees and pulled off his pixie shoes. She slid her hands up his tights and gripping them by the waistband she tugged at them she threw them over her shoulder. Howard looked down into her dark eyes and he shivered when he saw her open her mouth wide and began licking at his cock. The amount of saliva she created was unbelievable. It was coated from the tip, down to the base and his nut sack was covered in her saliva. She poised over the crown and let a long stream of saliva drool out and run down his shaft. She gripped his cock in her fist and began stroking it up and down as fast as she could. Betty's saliva flew all about and she stopped and pulling at the opening of her uniform, the snaps popped open to the hem and she shook her shoulders. The uniform fell away and she reached back and released her bra. She leaned forward and enveloped his cock with her fat, firm tits. She began tit-fucking herself with Howard's cock and every third or fourth slide downward; she popped his cock back into her mouth and recoated his cock Howard tore off his top and she ran her hands up and down his pasty chest, she twisted and pulled at the hair covering his chest. He grabbed hold of her by the arms and pulled her to his body. He pulled her panties off and twisting around had her on her back. He buried his face in her juicy pussy and sucked at the fat lips of her pussy. He slid a finger in and finding her G-spot, he began to diddle it. Betty let out a scream and started humping his hand and face. She started cumming when he rubbed her clit and G stop at the same time. He nearly lost his balance as he used both hands of her lush body. He reached into his arrow quiver and pulled out a condom. He slipped it on and rose above her and lowering his body, he slid his cock into her incredibly tight pussy. He was drawn to her as she wrapped her strong legs around his skinny body. Howard knew he wasn't going to last long. It's been a couple of years since his last encounter with a REAL woman, not including his hand or the robot arms he's created. He reached down and started began playing with her clit again, at the same time he caught one of her fat , firm tits between his lips, he sucked hard on the tip and rubbed out her clit and as she started cumming, so did Howard. Betty screamed out; "Pull out Howard, take off that fucking condom and let me feel your cum all over my body." When Howard heard that, he went into a spasm, he couldn't catch his breath and tearing off the condom, he started shooting his heavy load all over her taut belly and firm tits. Betty scooped up all he deposited on her body with her fingers. She smiled down at him and letting out a long moan, she licked her fingers clean. Betty sat up and sliding to the floor, she took his deflated cock into her mouth and sucked the last couple of drops from his cock; "Mmmmm that was a nice start, time to go back to the party and try out for round two, thanks Howard, bye" She slipped into her uniform and snapped it up. She stuffed her bra and panties into her purse and giving his a real hot kiss, hurried out of the apartment and headed back to Penny's party. Howard lay there for several minutes, completely nude. He looked around and panicked; he picked up his costume and ran into the bathroom to get dressed. He locked the door behind him and flopping down on the commode. He sat there, still shocked and still trying to process everything that just happened. He broke out in a huge grin and suddenly realized none of the other nerds would ever believe what just occurred. Back in Penny's apartment Leonard want to talk with people, but doesn't know how to begin. Sheldon looks at him; "I actually might be able to help. Like Jane Goodall observing the apes, I initially saw their interactions as confusing and unstructured, but patterns emerge. They have their own language, if you will." Leonard is intrigued; "Go on!" "Well, it seems that the newcomer approaches the existing group with the greeting, "How wasted am I?" Which is met with an approving chorus of "Dude!" "Okay, then what happens?" Sheldon scoffs; "That's as far as I've gotten." "This is ridiculous, I'm jumping in and you're going to be my wing man." Sheldon and Leonard stood before a long haired blonde; she was dressed in a psychedelic mini-dress and knee hi go-go boots from the 70's. She was hot and looked like a flake, perfect for fucking after a couple of drinks. Leonard looked her up and down; "Hello!" She smiled back at them and looked at Sheldon; "Hi, so what are you supposed to be?" "Me? I'll give you a hint! Vroom!" She looked confused; "A choo-choo train?" He stepped back; "Close...Vroom!" She was really stupid, perfect for the crowd gathered; "A brain damaged choo-choo train?" Just then a short haired blonde, dresses as a lady bug, complete with the antennas flopped down beside Raj, her large tits nearly popped out of her black and red costume. It was strapless and when she bounced on the sofa, her tits tried to leap to freedom. She looked to Raj; "How wasted am I?" He smiled at her and raised his hands and shrugged his shoulders. Just then Sheldon was trying to explain to a gorgeous black girl who he was, she didn't get it and when he told her who he was, she scoffed at him; "If that's a learning disability, I think you're very insensitive." She walked away shaking her head. As she walked away Leonard let out a groan; "Oh no, look over there, that's Penny's ex-boyfriend." He was dressed up as Tarzan, his muscles were bulging and he was hanging all over Penny. Sheldon looked around for the psychedelic blonde, hoping to get lucky; "So I guess we'll be leaving now right?" Leonard wasn't about to back down; "Why should we leave? For all we know, he crashed the party and Penny doesn't even want him here." Just then Penny gave Kurt a big hug. Sheldon shook his head; "You have a backup hypothesis?" "Maybe they just wanna be friends." Sheldon scoffed at Leonard as Kurt tucked a stray hair behind Penny's ear; "Or maybe she wants to be friends and he wants something more." "Then he and I are on equal ground." "Yes, but you're much closer to it than he is." Leonard wasn't about to let this go; "Look, if this was 15,000 years ago, by virtue of his size and strength, Kurt would be entitled to his choice of female partners." Sheldon began mocking him; "Yes and male partners, animal partners, large primordial eggplants, pretty much whatever tickled his fancy, now let's go" "Maybe, but our society has undergone a paradigm shift. In the information age, Sheldon, you and I are the alpha males. We shouldn't have to back down." "True, why don't you text him that and see if he backs down?" "No, I'm going to assert my dominance face to face." "Face to Face, are you going to wait for him to sit down or you gonna stand on the coffee table?" Leonard walks over to Penny and Kurt; "Hello Penny. Hello Kurt." Penny turns; "Oh, hey guys, having a good time?" Sheldon scoffs; "Given the reaction to my costume this party is a scathing indictment of the American education system." Kurt looks him up and down; "You're a zebra right?" Sheldon responds to him; "Yet another child left behind." Kurt looks at Leonard; "What are you supposed to be, an elf?" "No, I'm a hobbit." "What's the difference?" "A hobbit is a mortal, Halfling inhabitant of Middle-earth, whereas an elf is an immortal, tall warrior." "So why the hell would you wanna be a hobbit?" Sheldon breaks in; "Because he's neither tall nor immortal and none of us could be the Flash." "Well, whatever. Why don't you go hop off on a quest? I'm talking to Penny here." Leonard starts getting defiant; "I think we're all talking to Penny here." Kurt is starting to get pissed off; "Okay, maybe you didn't hear me. Go Away!" Penny stops him; "All right, Kurt, be nice." "Oh, I am being nice." He steps up and rubs his hand in Leonard's hair; Right, little buddy?" Leonard is really getting upset; "Okay, I understand your impulse to try and physically intimidate me. You can't compete with me on an intellectual level and so you're driven to animalistic puffery." Kurt stands up straight; "You calling me a puffy animal?" "No, I said animalistic. Of course, we're all animals, but some of us have climbed a little higher on the evolutionary tree." Sheldon leans over and whispers to him; "If he understands that, you're in trouble." "So what? I'm unevolved?" Sheldon whispers again; "You're in trouble!" "You know, you use a lot of big words for such a little dwarf." Penny breaks in again; "Okay, Kurt please!" Leonard throws out his chest; "Look, Penny, it's okay. I can handle this. I am not a dwarf, I'm a hobbit! A hobbit! Are misfiring neurons in your hippocampus preventing the conversation from short-term to long-term memory?" "Okay, now you're starting to make me mad." Leonard puts up his finger; "A Homo habilis discovering his opposable thumbs says, "What?" Kurt looks at him; "What?" "I think I've made my point!" "Yeah? How about I make a point out of your pointy little head?" Sheldon tries to calm him down. Leonard looks to Sheldon; "There isn't going to be a confrontation. In fact, I doubt if he can even spell confrontation." Kurt picks Leonard up and holds him high; "C-O-N... frontation." Penny jumps in; "Kurt, put him down this instant." "He started it!" "I don't care, I'm finishing it. Put him down." He nearly throws him down; "Fine! You're one lucky little leprechaun." He turns and walks away. Penny feels really bad for Leonard and Leonard is completely embarrassed by being man-handled by Kurt; "Leonard, are you okay?" Standing behind Penny is the blonde in the psychedelic outfit and she smiles again at Sheldon as Leonard talks to Penny. "Yeah, no, I'm fine, it's a good party. Thanks for having... It's just getting a little late, so..." "Oh, Okay, all right, well thanks you for coming." As Sheldon starts to walk out he turns to Penny and smiles at her; "Happy Halloween." The psychedelic blonde grabs Sheldon by the hand; "Do you live across the hall?" "Yes, yes I do." "I'm Donna, do you mind if I come over and get out of this crowd for a while; I'd really like to talk to you about you costume." "Sure Donna, we might have to go to my room, Leonard is a little upset right now and I don't want to make him feel any worse than he is right now." She gave him a wide smile; "Perfect, that way we can talk and no one will interrupt us right?" He nodded and entered the apartment; "Perfect, Leonard is probably in the bathroom brooding about Kurt and Penny, let's go." She followed him into his room and as soon as he closed the door, she threw her arms around him and planted a hot, wet kiss on his lips. She pulled back and looked him up and down. "Okay so you're not a brain damaged choo-choo, so tell me what are you?" I'm a Doppler effect, it's a scientific term and I wanted to show people it through costume." "Oh, okay, I don't know what that is, but I'll take your word for it. What I do like about the costume is this." She reached out and grabbing hold of the zipper on the front of the costume, she pulled it down till she reached his crotch. Reaching in, she grabbed hold of his enormous cock and her large hand wrapped around the thickness of it. She stroked it several times and released it from his costume. She slowly sank to her knees and let out a long groan; "Oh my god Sheldon, this piece of meat is magnificent! I don't think I've ever seen or felt anything like this." He scoffed; "I get that a lot, now what are you going to do with it?" He wiggled his shoulders and the entire costume slipped off his shoulders and fell about this calves. She used one hand to help him out of the Doppler Effect and kept her other hand stroking his cock. She looked up at him with those large blue eyes; her long golden waves framed her face. She tossed them over her shoulder and leaning forward, ran her tongue all around his cock. She smiled; "Have you ever had anyone ever make love to your cock?" He shook his head and slowly closed his eyes. He licked his lips and whispered out; "No I haven't, how does one do that?" She giggled; "Just wait and see!" She grabbed hold of his cock with both hands and she began running the flat of her tongue up and down its length. Top, bottom, sides, She's pop her mouth over the tip and sucked two or three times, taking about three of four inches into her mouth. Then she's stroke its entire length several times. She had it completely coated in her saliva. Over the next five minutes, she repeated this over and over again and every time her lips encompassed his shaft and sucked in into her mouth, Sheldon would tense up and bite his lower lip. Her face from her upper lip, down to her lower neck was covered in large foaming bubbles of her saliva. She pulled it out of her mouth and ran his shaft up and around her cheeks, forehead and nose. She popped it back into her mouth and took even more in. Sheldon was close to cumming. He dug his fingers into her long, silky hair and her matching bandana that held her hair in place fell away. He combed his fingers through her hair and it fell like a waterfall of silken gold across her face. It obscured her mouth from his gaze and now just the feeling of her hands and mouth on his cock made it somewhat even more erotic. He heard the sucking and gurgling sounds coming from her mouth and throat and he was going to cum. He looked down and saw those luscious golden legs beneath her dress. Grabbing her by the arm, he drew her to her feet. She protested but came up and wrapping her arms around his neck. She swiped the back of her hand across her mouth to clear away some of her saliva. She immediately planted a hot, wet kiss on his lips. She drove her active tongue into his mouth and fought with his. She let out a groan when she felt his hands on her ass. Big Bang Theory Season 01 Ep. 06-07 Sheldon pulled back slightly and with one swift move, drew her wild looking dress from her lush body. She was truly from Southern California; her entire body was a deep, golden bronzed color from the sun. Just the crowns of her tits were white, really pink because of how they stood up from her excitement. He looked lower and her entire pussy was bare and just like her tits, just a tiny strip was white from tanning in a brief bikini. She pushed him back onto the bed and climbed aboard. She hovered over him and fed Sheldon on her large tits. She threw her head back when she felt him cover one large tip with his lips and his tongue began whipping all around the large areola. She let out a groan when she felt his teeth nip at the fat nipple and she slowly lowered her body onto his stiff cock. She let out a gasp and a tiny shutter when she felt it penetrate the outer muscles of her pussy. She slowly sank down and it felt like he was tearing her in two. She began letting out bursts of hot air from her lungs as she clutched at the sheets with her fists. She never, ever felt anything this large in her cunt before. She slid lower and thought she'd never get it all in. She stopped and wiggled her hips as she tried to stretch out her cunt muscles. She tried to relax, but when Sheldon thrust his hips upward, she nearly passed out from the intense pressure he was causing deep in her womb. Sheldon was feeling like a stud for once. He looked up at the gorgeous big breasted blonde and he started pumping his huge cock in and out of her. His hands were everywhere at once. First he cupped her tight ass cheeks, sliding up and down her slender thighs as they squeezed against his sides. He ran his hands up and down her back, through her lustrous hair and down to her heaving tits. He wanted to control the fucking of this wild blonde. He rolled her over and now had her on her back. Gathering up her legs, he nearly bent her in two and began pumping in and out of her as fast as he could. Donna started cumming for the second time and she still couldn't get enough of him. She wanted to suck his juices from his cock and sliding up higher on the bed, his cock slipped out. She gripped it in her hands and tugging at it, urged him to straddle her body. She caught it between her sweaty breasts and pushing them together groaned out; "Come on Doppler Effect, fuck my titties. I want to see that gorgeous piece of meat sliding back and forth between my tits. I want to suck on..." Sheldon stifled her talking by shoving his cock into her bright pink lips and he let out a groan as he watched her tongue flick out and roll around the swollen head of his cock. He reached back and began fingering her pussy. His hand was quickly drenched and he used his thumb to flick her clit back and forth. She started cumming all over his hand. He pulled it back and covered his cock with her juices. He rolled off of Donna and lay on his side. Donna slid down lazily, still basking in the glow of yet another orgasm. She too was on her side, facing Sheldon and tipping her head back, she once again wrapped those luscious lips of hers around his cock. She smiled when she felt him begin pumping his hips back and forth. She took everything he could give her. Sheldon looked down and shuttered when he saw those blue eyes staring back at him. He let out a groan and moaned out; "Oh fuck me Donna, I'm going to cum. Oh fuck, I haven't cum for so long, I'm going to drown you on my cum." She sucked harder and all of a sudden her cheeks ballooned out. He wasn't kidding. She tried to swallow, but it was way too much and his cock slipped out of her mouth and painted her pretty face with his cum. When she felt him begin to lessen, she sucked it back in and took whatever was left to take. His cock popped out and she opened her mouth to show him what he had given her. She closed her mouth, smiled at him and swallowed. She opened her mouth and let out a long moan; "Mmmmm that was incredible Sheldon, I could drink that tasty cum of yours whenever you want to give it to me again." She snuggled up to him and they both drifted off to sleep While this was going on in Sheldon's room, Leonard finally stopped sulking and went into the living room to sulk some more. He had taken off his cape and vest. He kicked off his shoes and sat there thinking about what a fool Kurt had made of him in front of Penny. All of a sudden there was a tiny knocking on his door and it opened, it was Penny. "Hey, I just wanted to make sure you were okay." He looked down and replied; "I'm fine!" She closed the door behind her and entered the room. Leonard couldn't take his eyes off of her. That tiny ruffled skirt barely covered her ass and only three inches of her upper thighs. Her flat belly and that sexy belly button made his mouth water and above that, the matching ruffled top barely contained her large tits. Her hair was up in a curly, high ponytail and held up by a matching black ribbon. He watched her walk towards him; he imagined undoing that ribbon and watch her silky blonde hair cascading all over her bare breasts and slender shoulders. She stopped before him; "I am so sorry about what happened." "It's not your fault." She flopped down beside him, her naked thighs pressing against his; "Yes it is. That's why I broke up with him. He always does stuff like that." Leonard looked down at his hands; "So why was he at your party?" She let out a cleansing breath; "Well, I ran into him last week and he was just all apologetic about how he's changed. He was just going on and on and I believed him. And I'm an idiot, because I always believe guys like that." She started crying. "And I can't go back to my party because he's there. And I know you don't wanna hear this. I'm upset and really drunk and I just wanna..." She stops talking and places her head on his shoulder and starts crying harder. Leonard sits there frozen not know what to do. He reaches out and pats her on the back saying; "There, there!" She rolls her head and looks up at him; "God, what is wrong with me?" He looks down at her; "Nothing, you're perfect!" She rolls her head up higher; "Ecch, I'm not perfect." "Yes you are!" She lifts her head up and looks deeply into his eyes; "You really think so, don't you?" He shrugs and nods. She leans forward and plants a hot kiss on his lips. His arms come up and draw her closer to him as the kiss grew stronger. She slowly pulls back and looks Leonard in the eyes and he whispers out to her; "Penny?" "Yeah?" "How much have you had to drink tonight?" She Looks up thinking about in and in a high voice replied; "Just... a lot!" "Are you sure that you being drunk and your being angry with Kurt doesn't have something to do with what's going on here?" In an even higher voice she replies; "It might!" She lets out a long sigh; "Boy, you're really smart." He looks away; "Yeah, I'm a fucking genius." She shakes her head; "Leonard, you are so great. Why can't all guys be like you? I should probably go." "Probably!" She got up and adjusted her tiny skirt and walked to the door. At the door she turns back to him and gave him another kiss. It grew stronger by the second and she slammed the door behind her and dragged him back to the sofa; "Fuck it Leonard, I'm not that drunk and right now, knowing you tried to stand up to Kurt meant more to me than any fucking Halloween party. Now you better get out of those clothes and fuck me silly, because if you don't I will find someone to do just that!" He was out of his clothes in nothing flat and wrapping his arm around her waist, pulled her to his naked body. They tumbled to the sofa and she lost her flip-flops. She then took control, kneeling between his outstretched legs. She scooted up a little higher and rose up on her knees and reaching down; she grabbed the bottom of her frilly top. With one swift move, she pulled it off her arms, up over her large breasts and tossed it to the floor beside the sofa. Her fingers were busy atop her head and pulling at the large ribbon and ponytail tie, she let down her long blonde hair. She fluffed her fingers through her hair and let it fall around her shoulders. She stared down at him with those dark green eyes and biting down on her lower lip, she moaned out; "Oh you better hang on Leonard, you have no idea what a great cock-sucker I am. Back in Nebraska, I'm known as the cock-sucking queen. Do you know why? Because I love doing it!" She leaned down and raked her long cat-like nails across his chest and belly, she smiled when she saw his breath draw in and his belly get sucked downward. Her long Nebraska man-hands reached his cock and balls. She hefted his cock in one hand, while the other began to fondle his balls. "Mmmmm I like sucking on guys balls too, you are in for a treat." Her head dipped and her long hair swept across his super sensitive flesh. She opened her mouth and allowed a long stream of saliva drool out. It covered the tip of his cock and ran down his sizeable shaft. Her fisted hand caught the saliva and sliding her hand upward, she coated his cock with her wetness. She did this a second and a third time. By now Leonard was shaking, anticipating her lips, tongue and hot mouth enveloping his cock. Leonard's hands came up and gently ran his fingers through her hair. He closed his fingers tight in her locks and slowly drew her mouth downward. He shook as he felt first her hot breath, then her tongue and then her lips on the large mushroomed head of his cock. He let out a groan, he tried to keep his eyes open to watch the incredible sight before him, but the pleasure was so intense, his eyes closed tight and he let out a loud grunt; "Oh my fucking god, you have no idea how many times over the past couple of months I've dreamt of this happening." Penny pulled off his cock; "You know Leonard, your cock is the perfect size, not too small and not overly large. I've had both smaller and larger, but just like Goldilocks and the Three Bears, yours is juuuuuuust right! Hold on Sweetie, here comes heaven!" She lowered her head once again and her tongue whipped out and ran around and around and around the fat head. She drew upward and a string of saliva clung from his cock to her tongue. She sucked inward and drew the string into her mouth. She pursed her lips and expelled another long stream of saliva down onto his cock. She did this over and over again and she began running her lips and tongue all over the swollen shaft. It glistened in the light of the room and she had the entire shaft bathed in her saliva. "Mmmmm Leonard, are you now ready for me to begin sucking on it." His eyes rolled back in his head and all he could do was nod vigorously and he fell back to the sofa and waited for her mouth again. He let out a grunt when he felt her tongue flick at the pee hole and dart back and forth and he let out a louder groan when her lips finally wrapped around the helmeted head. Her lips sealed tightly and her cheeks were sucked in as she slowly, as slow as she could, she took him into her oral cavity. He was going insane from the pleasure of her mouth. Inch by inch Leonard watched as his cock disappeared from sight and into her mouth, He felt it bump against the back of her throat and she leaned over even further and he WAS in heaven. He felt his cock slip into her throat and he nearly exploded when he felt her throat muscles clutch at his shaft. He reached down and finding her low hanging fruit, he captured both nipples between his fingers, he was so excited, he pulled, twisted and pinched them so hard, it produced a loud grunt from Penny's throat and he exploded as she pulled part way out and using her mouth and hand stroke and sucked him in and out so fast, it was a blur. Penny let out a high-pitched shriek as she felt him filling her mouth with his cum. She tried desperately to swallow it all, but it was just too much. It began dribbling down her chin and landed on her large swaying tits. When she collected all he had to give, she released his cock and smacked her lips. She opened her mouth and showed him his heavy load. She seductively rolled her tongue around in the pool of white pearly cum and closing her lips, she swallowed, opening her mouth, she smacked her lips; "Mmmmm you sure have a tasty load there sport. I wish you could have lasted longer, I love sucking cock that much! Now Sweetie, how good are you at eating pussy?" She leaned back and fell onto her back and raising her butt moaned out; "Oh Leonard, be a peach and get me out of these. I thought it looked good, but it is very uncomfortable." "Oh my god Penny, you have no idea how great you look in them; your legs and that butt of yours, amazing!" She giggled; "I bet you'll like them even better once you get this thing off of me!" She put her hand to her mouth and whispered; "I'm naked under it!" She let out a shriek and started laughing when Leonard attacked her and soon it was on the floor beside her top. Leonard knelt above her and took in her luscious figure; "Oh fuck Penny, do you have any idea how beautiful you look?" He took in her long blonde hair; it created a silky gold halo around her head and face. Her huge tits rose and fell from her heavy breathing, those bright pink areoles and dark red nipples winked at him from the center of those luscious white mounds of flesh. He watched her tight, washboard belly rise and fall and when he focused on her pussy, glistening in the light of the room and wet from her excitement, he loved those large fat lips and like a moth to a light bulb, he lowered his face and when his tongue flicked out and began parting those luscious lips, he smiled. He always imagined how she would groan when he did that and he was happy she did. He dipped his tongue in deeper and when his lips came in contact with those large lips, he sucked them between his lips and began licking and sucking like a man on a mission, a mission to make her forget Kurt and all those other men in her life, he did just that. For well over twenty minutes, he sucked her, he licked her, he fingered her and he made her cum so many times, they both lost track. Unable to breath any longer, Penny used her feet and hands to push him away. She was panting wildly, her entire body was covered in a thick sheen of sweat, she looked amazing. She licked her parched lips, "Oh my god Leonard, no one and I mean no one has ever eaten my pussy like you've done. You're a god, where did you learn how to do half of those things. You should make a video on how to eat pussy, you'd make a fortune!" He knelt up, his entire face and neck were covered in her multiple orgasms; "I'm a quick learner, I Googled some of that and I was able to put it all too good use." "Good use my ass, it was incredible. Now I want to see if you can fuck as well as you eat pussy. Are you ready to give it a try?" He smiled and nodded; How about you turning over, I've always dreamt of fucking you doggy." She giggled as she flipped over and rested her arms on the edge of the sofa; "You dog you, come on and let's get to it. You know, I'm not drunk any longer and I have to tell you, I really like... Oh yessssssssss Leonard, shove it in deep, go deeper, oh fuck I'm going to cum soon. Oh god, oh god, yes, yes harder!" Leonard held onto her slender hips and slapped her lightly on her tight ass cheeks. Penny let out a groan; 'Oh yes Leonard, slap it, slap it a lot harder, I love it, oh godddddddddddd I'm cumming!" Leonard began pounding into her harder and faster. He went so deep; he nearly pushed her off the sofa. He slapped her as harder and it seemed to turn Penny on even more. He caressed her red cheeks and had to slap it yet again. He felt her cunt tightening around his cock; he knew she was close to cumming yet again. He watched her puckered hole open and close with the sliding in and out of her tight, but extremely wet cunt. He held his breath and slid a finger into her hole, he always wanted to do that and when he felt her cumming, he slid it in even deeper. Penny was beyond excited and pushed back against his invading finger and his cock. She exploded and drenched his cock with even more of her juices. She twisted her head and locked lips with his. "Oh my god Leonard, you have to promise me we'll do this again in a large bed where I can ride you!" When he heard this, he lost it and letting out a loud grunt, he started to shoot his load deep in her pussy. He felt her body stiffen and when she released her muscles, she was cumming again with him. He cupped her large tits from beneath and twisting her nipples and pulling on them, he felt her cunt muscles contract and squeeze the last of the cum from his swollen balls. Penny fell to the sofa and just laid there gasping for breath and loving the feeling of having his body, all wet and sweaty plastered to her body. She turned her head back again and whispered; "My god Leonard, that was incredible. Kiss me; show me how much you enjoyed it. I hope as much as I did?" Leonard swept a damp, sweaty lock of hair from her cheek. He lowered his mouth to hers and gave her a sweet and very gentle kiss. It nearly took her breath away and she returned it in like fashion. Leonard sat up and drew the naked and completely ravished Penny onto his lap. He once again ran his hands through her unruly hair and kissed her with more passion this time. He loved how her full, hard nippled tits crushed against his chest. All of a sudden someone was clearing their throat, it was a naked Sheldon with an equally naked Donna; "Leonard, Penny, you're in my spot!" Penny lost it; "Oh Sheldon, fuck off. You're not using it and we are." "Yes and I have to say, who wants to sit on it now that it's been disgraced with Leonard's naked bottom." Donna smiled at Penny; "Way to go Penny! I see you made the right choice, much better than that dick Kurt. Come on Sheldon, they're busy, let's go back to your room and try and match them." Back on Penny's apartment Claire grabbed Raj by the hand and let her into Penny's bedroom. She sat on the bed and pulled him to her. She attacked his pants while Raj quickly removed his shirt. He dropped his hammer just as Claire slid to the floor and began sucking wildly at his cock. She was amazing and even though Raj didn't have the largest cock around, it was very thick. She wrapped her lips and hand around it and began sucking and stroking it vigorously. She soon had her nose pressed up against his belly. Raj smiled as he swept her bangs from her forehead, he loved how her lady bug antennas bounced against his balls when she lowered her mouth to nip at his dark thighs. My, my Raj, that is your name isn't it? I heard the others call you that." He smiled at her and nodded. "I just love a man of few words; you're so dark and mysterious." She stood up and turned away from him; "Would you mind unzipping me, it's a rented costume and I don't want to get anything on it, if you get my drift." Raj nodded and unzipped her dress and if fell about her waist. He helped her slide it from her body and he folded it and placed it on the floor. He tugged off her panties and he fell back onto the bed. He drew her down upon his body and she was surprised when he spun her around and planted her luscious pussy upon his mouth. He held her hips firmly and opening his mouth he sucked at her clam-like pussy. He opened his mouth wide enough to wrap his lips around her large puffy clam shell of a pussy. He slowly began to suck harder and harder and he heard her let out a loud squeal. He stopped sucking briefly when he felt her lips wrap around his cock and her tongue flicked out and drove him crazy. Claire was a tiny woman, but her incredible pussy was unique. Her tits seemed a lot larger because of her tiny frame and Raj loved how compact and tight her ass was. He gripped her tight buns and pulled them apart, he couldn't resist, he pulled off her pussy and scooted up a couple of inches and he began poking at her starred hole. Once again he heard her let out a squeal around his cock and once she settled, she took even more of his cock into her mouth. Big Bang Theory Season 01 Ep. 06-07 Claire ripped her mouth off Raj's cock and gripping his ass cheeks, she started cumming all over his mouth and fingers after he abandoned her asshole. He sucked hard and swallowed all she gave him. She let go of his legs and clamored around and gripped his cock again she swiped it up and down her clam shell pussy and as her lips parted, she lowered her body and nearly sucked his cock up into her furnace-like pussy. She took him in to the root and once there, she ground her tiny body hard back and forth, side to side trying to make greater contact with her clit, she did just that and was soon cumming once again. Raj loved how she rode his cock. It gave him the freedom to play with her body. He attacked her high, firm tits and he urged her forward and he was able to plant his lips over one and then the other fat nipple. He loved that her areoles were tiny, nearly non-existent; mostly just nipple. He sucked harder on them and she leaned into him. This allowed him the space to thrust up into her harder, faster and deeper. He was beyond the point of control and he allowed his body to take over, no thinking involved and he was soon pouring his cum up into her pussy. Claire felt him begin to shoot into her and she wrapped her arms around his head, crushing him harder against her tits. She let out a groan and started cumming yet again. She was totally spent and at the same time completely satisfied. She rolled off of him and flopped down on the bed beside him, she was in awe of the silent man who took her to heights she rarely experienced. She was panting heavily; "I have to say, you are an amazing man. You're gentle and passionate! And my god, you are such a good listener." A huge smile crossed Raj's lips and he put her hands behind his head as she rested her sweaty head on his chest. Penny finally dressed after another bout with Leonard in the shower to rinse off. She stopped with Leonard at his door; he just had a towel wrapped around his waist. She turned and gave him a soft kiss and whispered; "Thank you!" She turned and returned to her party, most everyone had left, but just then Kurt came down the stairs and saw what Penny had just did and saw how Leonard was dressed. Leonard placed his hand on the door jam and spoke to Kurt; "That's right, you saw what you just saw. That's how we roll in the Shire!" He quickly closed the door and locked it behind him. The following week the four nerds congregated in Leonard and Sheldon's living room, it was halo night and they argued about losing six minutes and took a vote to see if the time would be taken out of bathroom breaks or pizza breaks. All of a sudden there was a knock on the door and Leonard opened it, it was Penny. "Hey guys?" She was still in awe from Halloween night. She loved how Leonard ate her, but didn't want to let everyone else know about it. Sheldon swore his secrecy. Howard stood up when he saw her come in, dressed in pink sweatpants, matching spaghetti strap brief top and a zippered sweatshirt jacket over it. It was unzipped below her bulging tits and Howard took notice; "See a Penny, pick it up, and all the day, you'll have good luck." She stood before him with a disgusted look on her face; "No you won't!" She turned towards Leonard; "Uh, can I hide out here for a while?" "Sure, what's going on?" "Well, there's this girl I know from back in Nebraska, Christy. She called me up, she's like; "Hey, how's California? And I'm like, "Awesome, because it's not Nebraska. The next thing I know she's invited herself to stay with me. Anyways, she just got here today and she's just been in my apartment yakking about every guy she slept with in Omaha, which is basically every guy in Omaha and washing the sluttiest collection of underwear you have ever seen in my bathroom sink." Howard overhears this and crawls over to the end of the sofa; "Is she doing it one thong at a time or does she throw it all in? Like some sort of erotic bouillabaisse?" Penny's mouth drops open and turns to Leonard; "He really needs to dial it down." "I know, so if you don't like this Christy, why are you letting her stay?" "Well she was engaged to my cousin, while sleeping with my brother, so she's kind of family. Yeah, she's definitely a whore. I mean, she has absolutely no standards. This one time, she was at..." She stops in mid-sentence and looks around; "Where's Howard?" All of a sudden out in the hall they hear Howard's voice; "Bonjour, mademoiselle. I understand you're new in town." Sheldon goes off the deep end; "Oh good grief! Now we'll never get to play Halo!" They all stand outside the apartment door and listen to the Country music coming from Penny's closed apartment. Penny crosses her arms; "Ugh, I cannot believe Christy let Howard into my apartment." Sheldon looks at his watch; "It's eight-thirteen and we're still not playing Halo." Leonard turns and slips back into the apartment; "Okay, fine, we'll just play one-on-one until he gets back." "We only play teams." "Well the only way we can pay teams at this point is if we cut Raj in half." Raj turns to Leonard; "Oh sure, cut the foreigner in half. There's a billion more where he came from." Penny blurted out; "Hey, if you guys need a fourth, I'll play." Leonard perks up; he'll do anything to try and have a repeat of Halloween night; "Hey, that's a great idea." Sheldon scoffs at him; "Nooooo! The wheel was a great idea. Relativity was a great idea. This is a notion and a rather sucky one at that." Penny throws her arms up; "Why?" "Why? Oh Penny, Penny, Penny!" She scoffs back; "What, what, what?" "This is a complex battle simulation with a steep learning curve." She moves over to the sofa and picks up a controller as Sheldon continues to ramble on; "There are myriad weapons, vehicles and strategies to master, not to mention an extremely intricate back-story." All of a sudden there's an explosion on the TV screen and Penny points to it; "Cool! Whose head did I just blow off?" "MINE!" She sits down and exclaims; "Okay, I got this, lock and load boys!" Leonard looks at Sheldon; "It's the only way we can play teams." "Yes, but whoever's her partner will be hamstrung by her lack of experience, not to mention..." Another explosion goes off and she giggles; "Ha-ha! There goes your head again." "Okay, it's not good sportsmanship to shoot somebody who's just re-spawned. You need to give them a chance to...Now come on!" Penny is dominating the game and Leonard yells out; Penny, you're on fire!" She giggles again; "Yeah and so is Sheldon!" Sheldon pauses the game and stand up; "Okay, that's it. I don't know how, but she's cheating. No one can be that attractive and this skilled at a video game," Penny tries to stop him as he runs from the room; "Wait, Sheldon, come back. You forgot something." He stops and walks back into the living room; "What?" She pushes the button on the controller; "This plasma grenade!" There's another loud explosion on the TV. She bursts out laughing; "Ha! Look, it's raining you." He runs from the room and Penny is giggling again; "Gosh. He's kind of a sore loser isn't he?" Leonard chuckles; "Well to be fair, he's also a rather unpleasant winner." She stands up and Leonard is disappointed she's leaving; "Well, it's been fun." "Penny, we make such a good team. Maybe we could enter a couple of Halo tournaments sometime." She shrugs her shoulders; "Or we could just have a life. Good night Leonard!" She leaves the apartment and goes back to hers. All of a sudden she burst back into the apartment; "Okay, I have a problem!" "What's wrong?" "Well, um, Howard and Christy are kind of hooking up in my bedroom." "Are you sure?" "Look, I grew up on a farm, okay? From what I heard, they're either having sex or Howard's caught in a milking machine. Do you mind if I stay here tonight?" "Sure you can either sleep in my bedroom or you can use the sofa." In Penny's apartment, Howard and Christy WERE hooking up and Howard was beyond excited. He was already naked on the bed, stroking his six inch cock and salivating over the short, but stacked blonde swaying back and forth beside the bed. Christy was wearing a skin tight tank-top and with her tiny nipples poking against the fabric, it was easy to see she wasn't wearing a bra. Her belly was bare and her extremely flat belly just begged to be kisses and caressed. Around her hips was a tiny pair of hip hugging, tight shorts. They were so short; anyone seeing them would wonder why she was even wearing them. She began swaying back and forth before him, "Come on Howard, stroke that cock of yours, I want to see what I'm in store for!" She ran her hands up her body and sliding her fingers through her light blonde hair; she pulled it high atop her head and let it tumble about her shoulders. She turned her back to him and poking out her ass; she swayed from side to side as she slowly lowered them. She giggled when she heard him let out a groan and heard his cock slapping against his fist as he stroked it; "Don't do that too hard Howard, that is what my mouth and pussy are for." She released her tight buns from her shorts. Howard stared at the most delectable and tiny pussy he had ever seen. He let out another groan, even louder than the last and stroked his cock even harder. With her back to him, she grabbed the bottom of her tank-top and drawing it up, she exposed a tiny, trim back. She tossed the tank-top over her head and it landed directly on Howard's cock. She giggled when she turned back and saw him smelling her fragrance. She caressed and tugged at her tiny nipples, they were surrounded by quarter sized areoles, they perked-up too. She turned and faced him; she giggled even more when his eyes nearly popped out of his head. Howard was panting as he looked her up and down, taking in her gorgeous tanned, petite and tiny body. He let go of his cock and it stood straight up. Once again Christy giggled and bit her lower lip; "Is that all for me Howie? What should I do first with it? Do you want me to suck it? Would you like to cum all over my pretty little face? Or would you like me to get it all nice and wet and have me ride it until you shoot you hot cum up into my tiny little kitty?" He let out a nervous laugh; "Aw, is that a trick question?" She shook her head, her hair flew about her shoulders and grazed her perfect tits; "No, your choice, how about all of the above?" His jaw dropped; "Well yeah, yea!" She stalked him and slid onto the bed like a wolf stalking a defenseless sheep. She dipped her head allowing her silky blonde hair to tickle his legs; "I'm from Nebraska, it's winter back there and I have a tan, how come you're lily white?" "Well, I work all day at the university and on weekends, I'm busy with Raj." She giggled; "Raj? That's a silly name for a dog." He smiled at her; "No, Raj is my best friend, he's from India." "Still, I have a dog and even if he was from India, I wouldn't call him Raj." "No, no Christy, Raj isn't a dog, yes he's from India, but he works at the university with me." She smiled as she slid up his body; her head was poised over his cock; "See that's what happens when I try and have a conversation with a guy. I'm better off keeping my mouth shut and just sucking him off." "Wait a minute, how do you suck a guy off if you keep your...never mind. Just do what you were going to do. Oh yesssss Christi, just like that!" He clawed at Penny's sheets knocked off a bunch of her stuffed animals that were scattered all over the bed. He couldn't believe this gorgeous blonde was sucking on his cock. He knew the way her cheeks were concaved; she was drawing him in as hard as she could. Christy was an expert cocksucker. She used her tiny hands and stroked him up and down and at the same time, she vigorously sucked at his shaft. Her head was nearly a blur as she bobbed up and down, going faster and faster. Her saliva was flying all about Howard's tensed legs. She slowed her sucking and popped it out of her mouth. "Don't want to have you cumming too soon. I enjoy sucking cock, but don't like sucking on a wet noodle, if you know what I mean." She dipped her head, her hair spilled all over his cock and legs as she began poking and prodding his nut sack. She giggled when she felt him tense up when her tongue found his puckered hole and tried to scoot away. Her slender arm pressed against his belly and held him in place as she wormed her tongue into his asshole. She sat up and continued to slowly stroke his cock, she looked up at him with those beautiful blue eyes; "Okay time for part two." Howard was befuddled, not knowing what she meant, but when she dropped her mouth to his cock and began licking and sucking his cock, he immediately remembered what she said. He slid his skinny fingers through her hair and let out a long moan. All of a sudden he felt Christy shove a finger up his ass and he let out a grunt and started cumming. Christy immediately pulled her mouth off his cock and she took his load across her cheek, into her eye socket and onto her forehead and into her hair. She let out squeal of delight as he came what seemed like a gallon, he spurt again and again drenching her face in his cum. She released his cock and scooped up all she could and licked her fingers clean; "Mmmm I just love having hot cum plastered all over my face, it feels so hot and gooey. Well part one and two done, how about you eating my pussy so I can get off and them we can try and get part three done." Howard looked at her; "I don't follow, please expound." She let out a low groan; "My god Howard, I sucked your cock, part one. I let you shoot your cum all over my face, part two and ..." He jumped up; "I get it, fuck you and shoot my cum into your little kitty, part three, right?" She smiled and flopped down on the bed; "My god, Penny has way too many stuffed animals on this bed. Now come over here and try and do me as good as I did you." She put her arms out to him and he came willingly. Back in Leonard's apartment Penny was waiting for an answer as Sheldon and Leonard were arguing about her spending the night on the couch. Once Sheldon was done with his rants Leonard turned to Penny; "If you promise not to chew the flesh off our bones while we sleep, you can stay." Penny giggled; "Ha, what" Sheldon broke in; "He's engaging in reduction ad absurdum. It's the fallacy of extending someone's argument to ridiculous proportions and then criticizing the results. And I don't appreciate it." Leonard shook his head; "I'll get you a blanket and a pillow." He walked away and Sheldon broke in again; "Okay, since I'm obviously being ignored her, let's go over the morning schedule. I use the bathroom from 7 to 7:20. Plan your ablutions and bodily functions accordingly." She dropped her arms in disgust; "How am I supposed to plan my bodily functions?" "I suggest no liquids after 11 p.m." Leonard came in with the blanket and pillows and Penny put the pillow on the end of the sofa closest to the apartment door. Sheldon looked down and shook his head; "Wrong!" She tuned slowly and tried to hold off her anger; "I'm listening!" "Your head goes on the other end." "Why?" "It's culturally universal. A bed, even a temporary bed, is always oriented with the headboard away from the door. It serves the ancient imperative of protecting oneself against marauders." She stood there in awe for a few seconds and replied; "I'll risk it. Anything else I should know?" Sheldon turned back towards her; "Yes, if you use my toothbrush, I'll jump out that window!" He pointed toward the window across the room. "Please don't come to my funeral. Have a good night!" Leonard left the room looking at her longingly one more time and closed off the lights and told Penny to, sleep tight." She took off her sweatshirt jacket and kicked off her shoes and climbed up onto the sofa. She had just got comfortable when the front door opened and closed. They all went to bed, forgetting Raj was still there in the kitchen eating a sandwich. He snuck out, but Penny heard this and all of a sudden was frightened. She turned around on the sofa and tried to sleep the way Sheldon had suggested. She was laying there for several minutes, but continued to hear noises outside. Little did she know it was her headboard bouncing against the outside wall while Howard and Christy fucked in her bedroom. Penny silently got up and quietly walked down the hall to Leonard's bedroom. She gently tapped on his door and after a few seconds, he opened the door in his t-shirt and boxers. He tried to cover up, but Penny giggled; "I saw it all last week Leonard, no need to cover up. I keep hearing weird noises coming from outside the apartment. Would you mind if I slept in here with you? I could use the floor." He stepped aside; "No need, we can share, if you don't mind?" She smiled coyly at him; "No I don't mind, you dooooooog! Leonard threw back the blanket and sheet and stared up at Penny. He was only dressed in his boxers and his sizeable cock was already tenting out his shorts. She crawled up onto the bed and knelt between his legs. She was kneeling up straight and reaching down, she drew the tight tank top up and over her head. She tossed it aside. She reached up and squeezed her full tits. She licked her lips and let out a tiny moan. She reached down and tugged his shorts off; "Oh Leonard, you're so big. I love it; I sure hope you fuck me really good, my tight pussy really needs it, especially after seeing what Howard was doing to Christy." Leonard groaned out; "Oh fucking fuck!" He tangled his fingers in her long hair that stroked his thighs and belly. An incoherent sound escaped his lips when she bobbed her head up and down while her tongue swiped at the supersensitive point just below his mushroomed tip. Her small fingers stroked the base while her mouth worked the top. Penny was making tiny humming sounds in the back of her throat. The vibration had him lifting his hips and force feeding her more of his throbbing meat. Penny didn't fight him as he pushed her head down at the same time but kept her eyes on his as the muscles of her throat caressed him. She moaned out; "Fuck my mouth Leonard, fuck it hard!" She licked the drop of pre-cum that rose from his slit with a sly smile. He lost it; Slapping at the ass that was pointed in the air, he fucked her face hard, fast strokes she took better than any other woman he's ever been with. "Mmmm Penny, just like that, my beautiful little slut likes taking that cock deep, huh?" She nodded around her mouthful and rolled his balls in her hand. Leonard was embarrassed how quick he was ready to blow. He pulled her off his stiff cock; "Oh fuck Penny, you've got to stop that right now or I'm going to cum too soon." She sat back and slid out of her sweatpants a few inches away. She spread her legs to reveal her pink, wet snatch. She leaned back on her elbows, "Please Leonard, lick my pussy, you do it so well!" Leonard crouched between Penny's legs. He positioned her heels on the mattress, he spread her even wider. Holding her plump lips open with his fingers, he smiled up at her; "Oh Penny, I'm going to make you feel really good now!" He buried his face in the smooth, bare muff and licked from the entrance to the rigid bud at the apex of her luscious pussy. Penny's hands were on his head, she pulled his head closer as she lifted her hips to ride his flicking tongue; "Oh yeah, like that Leonard. It's even better then when you did it last time, I was half drunk then, but not now!" He pushed his tongue deep and grabbed his cock, stroking in time with his tongue. She made the sexiest sounds in the back of her throat, holding his gaze, demanding with her eyes and lips that he fuck her real good. Moving lower, he tongued the puckered hole there; "Are you going to let me fuck you here too?" Big Bang Theory Season 01 Ep. 08-12 Author's note: The series resets with this episode. Remember that as this story progresses, many times they resume the storyline as if never having sex before with each other. So is the case in this episode. ***** Raj's parents set him up on a blind date with Lalita Gupta. She is a dental student at USC. His parents seemingly forgot about him being able to speak to women. Howard calls Lalita and set up a date for them to meet; unbeknownst to her that it wasn't Raj she was speaking to. Raj was in a panic; not knowing how to deal with the date, especially when he wouldn't be able to talk to her. Penny knocks on the guy's door and opens it, "Hi guys!" "Oh hi Penny, what's up?" "I need a few guinea pigs." Sheldon took her literally, "Okay, there's a lab animal supply company in Reseda you could try. But if your research is going to have human applications, I suggest white mice. Their brain chemistry is far closer to ours." Penny stood there with her mouth open. She looked amazing in a hip length tunic. Two tiny straps held it up, but barely; her large tits threaten to pop out of the top. Below that, she was wearing a tight pair of stretch pants, it shows off her slender legs perfectly, "I swear to god, Sheldon, one day, I'm gonna get the hang of talking to you." Leonard scoffs at her, "His mom's been saying that for years. So what's up?" "Well, I convinced the restaurant to give me a bartending shift, so I need to practice mixing drinks. Leonard stands up and comes over to her, "Oh, well great. The key to acquiring proficiency in any task is repetition." Penny looks back to Leonard, "So, Leonard, how about it?" "Penny, we'd love to help you, but Raj is going through some stuff right now. And besides, he doesn't drink so..." Raj jumped up and whispered in Leonard's ear, he couldn't talk in front of Penny. Leonard smiles, "Really?" Raj nods and Leonard turns back to Penny, "Um... Ray is going through some stuff right now and he'd like to take up drinking." They all head over to Penny's apartment where she starts mixing drinks. "Okay, here you go Leonard; one Tequila Sunrise. Okay, Raj, what will it be?" He whispers in Leonard's ear and Leonard replies, "Whatever you recommend." "How about a Grasshopper? I make a mean Grasshopper." He nods and she says, "Okay good, coming right up. What would you like Sheldon?" "I don't drink; I'm heading back to my place and work on my computer." He got up and left. She finished making Raj's Grasshopper and handed it to him, "Okay Raj, here you go. All right, who's next?" Howard in a low voice blurts out, "I'd like to try a Slippery Nipple." She smiles and shakes her head, "Okay, you're cut off, how about a Manhattan? Anybody need a refill?" She makes him one and all of a sudden Raj begins to talk. "Where did my life go Penny?" The guys are shocked and Penny stands there stunned, her jaw drops. "One day I'm a bachelor and the next I'm married and driving a minivan to peewee cricket matches in suburban New Delhi" A stunned Penny leans forward; her huge tits strain to pop from her top, "Are you talking to me?" "Is there another Penny here? I had such plans, I had dreams. I was going to be the Indira Gandhi of particle astrophysics, but with a penis, of course." He takes another sip of his Grasshopper, "Ever since I was a little boy, my father wanted me to be a gynecologist like him. How can I be a gynecologist? I can barely look a woman in the eye. You know what? I'm not going to let my parents control my future any longer. It's time for a showdown. Somebody give me a computer with a Webcam." He stands up and moves over to the sofa. Penny is still amazed, "Okay Sweetie, I think that's the Grasshopper talking." She moves over beside him after handing Leonard, Howard and Raj another drink. Raj takes a big gulp; "It's about to tell my parents that I'm not riding an elephant down the aisle with Lalita Gupta." "Okay, calm down, no one can make you get married Sweetie. Why don't you meet this girl, see what happens?" "Haven't you been listening? I cannot talk to women." Penny sits closer to him; "Raj, honey you say you can't talk to women, but you've been talking to me." He's stunned and takes another gulp of his drink, "You're right, I, I am talking to you! Hello Penny, how are you?" He puts out his hand to shake hers. She giggles and shakes his hand, "I'm fine!" Raj is ecstatic, "Okay, now I need to make sure I have a Lalita before I meet the Grasshopper." He downs the drink, "It's a sweet green miracle." "Okay, if you're gonna drink on this date, just promise me you won't overdo it. "Overdo what? Happiness? Freedom? This warm glow inside of me that promises everything's going to be all hunky ducky?" She smiles, "Yeah, that! Why don't you bring her to my restaurant so I can keep an eye on you?" "Okay, but I think I need to lie down now, this little green miracle is kicking my ass." "Okay Raj, Leonard, Howard can you help me take him to my bedroom to lie down. I think he needs to sleep it off." Raj chuckles, "I'm fine Penny, better than fine. I feel like all of my problems are fading away." She shakes he head, especially when he stands and sways from side to side, "They're not fading away, you're just about to blackout!" She guides him to her bedroom and Howard and Leonard help her. Raj flops down on the bed and as he's falling, he wraps his arms around Penny's neck and pulls her down onto the bed with him. All of a sudden, he's no longer drunk and he begins to rain kisses all over her face. His mouth captures hers and she, along with the other guys, has had a few too many drinks. She is completely aware of what's about to happen and even since her Halloween party where Kurt tried to fuck her, she's been without. Having a hot session right now with three slightly inebriated nerds all of a sudden seemed very appealing to her. She couldn't remember the last time she was the focal point of more than two guys. She was more than ready for this. She let them have their way with her. Raj released her mouth and began nuzzling her neck. He felt her shiver and knew he was on the right path. He swept her long, golden blonde hair away from her face and attacked her sexy ear. He tugged at her earlobe and stabbed at her ear making her shiver even more. Leonard was directly behind her. He turned her head to the side and caught her mouth with his own. He sucked on her tongue and tugged at her lower lip with his teeth. His hands were active too. Wrapping his arms around her lush body, he tugged her tight tunic downward exposing her full, firm tit. He cupped it and as he squeezed it, he caught her fat nipple between his thumb and index finger. He heard her groan into his mouth and she sucked wildly at his invading tongue. Somehow, Howard managed to strip away all of his clothes and even though he was trapped between Penny and his two friends, he ignored it and wormed his way lower. His hands were all over her slender legs trapped in those tight stretch pants. His hand slid upward and found she was naked under the tight pants. He worked his fingers up and down her fat cuntlips that were outlined prominently in the pants. He loved it when she thrust her pussy up against his hand, as he mauled her pussy. His hand was damp from the moisture she was producing, making the stretch pants wetter by the second. He managed to work his hands around the waistband of her pants and pulling them down roughly, they gave way and he tugged them off her gorgeous ass and down her luscious legs. As soon as it cleared her upper thighs, he stopped and shoved his head between her legs. He was in nirvana. He inhaled her intoxicating scent and followed it up with his tongue. He had never tasted a pussy so sweet before and he was lost in that pool of female juices. Penny was quickly getting more and more excited. She continued to turn to one side and kiss Leonard. She was surprised he was so adept at kissing. She loved how he made his move to uncover one of her tits and play with it. As for Raj, she loved he was so gentle, as he continued to caress and play with her neck, ears and shoulders. She was completely blown away that Howard was so bold as to remove her pants and attack her pussy. She looked down and also noticed he was already naked. She took in his stiff cock; it wasn't overly large, maybe six inches or so, and not very thick. She imagined it would be the perfect cock to slip into her tight asshole. She groaned when she thought about that, but it turned into a groan when she felt his tongue uncover her hooded clit and she squealed into Leonard's mouth when she felt him suck on it and begin to flick it back and forth with his tongue. She let out a grunt when he slid a couple fingers in and vigorously began to finger fuck her. She pulled away from Leonard's mouth and groaned out, "My god Howard, I had you all wrong. I always thought you were just a nerd trying to get into any woman's pants. That part is still valid, but I'm surprised you are very adept down there." He rose up and smiled at her, "I aim to please Penny, is there anything special you'd like me to do?" She giggled, "Oh no Howard; just continued with what you were doing please. Just get back to it!" He nodded and immediately resumed finger fucking her and licking away at her slit, clit and when he dipped down to her puckered hole, he felt her let out a squeal and urged him to do it even more. "Oh fuck yeah Howard, I like that, I like that a lot. Mmmm maybe it you get it really wet and get me hot enough, I wouldn't mind you fucking me there." Howard slipped his fingers from her pussy. They were coated in her juices and he slid those same two fingers slowly into her tight asshole. He felt her raise her ass up and let out a groan. He saw her cunt suddenly become wetter. Leonard watched as Howard dominated Penny and he wanted in. He reached down and grabbed hold of her tunic and pulled it up. He pulled it over her head and tossed it aside. He stared at her naked body and before he could react, Raj turned her towards him and the two of them kissed like long lost lovers. Penny stripped off Raj's shirt and breaking the kiss, she began raining kisses along his neck and down to his chest. She sucked at his nipples while she frantically tore at his pants. Getting them open, she shoved them down, along with his shorts. She inverted her hand and immediately began stroking his large, caramel colored cock. She spat on her palm and covered his cock and tugged at his cock even harder. Her mouth was watering, she wanted desperately to suck on a cock, it didn't matter to her right now which one it was, but seeing she had Raj's cock in her hand, she decided on his. Penny slid lower on the bed and in doing so; she lost contact with Howard's tongue and fingers. She liked what he was doing, but wanted more, she needed more. She grabbed hold of Raj's ass and pulled him down on the bed and she hovered over him. She planted several kisses on his belly and upper thighs. Her ass was sticking straight up and Howard moved back and finding her ass, he slapped it playfully. She flipped her gorgeous straight blonde hair over her shoulder and grinned back at him; "Is that the best you can do Howard? My nephew can slap me harder." She gripped Raj's cock in her fist and stroked it several times. Her tongue whipped around the head, getting it completely covered in spit. She opened her mouth wider and just as she took it into her mouth; Howard reared back and slapped her harder. She moaned louder as she took more of Raj's cock into her mouth. Again another stinging slap connected with her butt cheeks and yet another. She moaned and wiggled her ass, She loved it when Raj gathered up her hair in his fists and held her head still as he thrust his hips upward, sending his cock even deeper in her mouth and into her throat. Her throat muscles clutched at his cock. Howard caressed her glowing pink ass cheeks and dipping his fingers into her dripping pussy, he slid them out and finding her puckered hole, he began sliding them in and out of her. He went slowly at first, making sure she was prepared. When he felt her ass relax, he shoved them in deeper and began pumping in and out of her ass faster and harder. Leonard wanted in desperately and worming his way down under Penny, he managed to spread her legs as wide as possible and managed to slip beneath her and latching his mouth upon her juicy cunt, he immediately began tongue fucking her puffy lips. He brought up his hands and spreading her cuntlips wider, he sucked, licked and tongue fucked her luscious pussy. Penny was close to cumming, yet she wanted more. She had enough of all of these lips, tongues, fingers and mouths. She wanted cocks and she wanted them in her pussy and ass. She loved sucking on Raj, but it wasn't what she so desperately needed. She pulled her mouth off of Raj's cock and looked up at him, "I want you to stand up so I can suck you better." Raj was so close to cumming, but did as this blonde bombshell instructed. He stood up and rested his ass on the headboard. He grabbed hold of her arms and drew her upward. Penny turned to Leonard, "Come on Sweetie, you've been dreaming of fucking me for months, here is your chance. Slide up under me so I can ride your cock." She turned to Howard, "Stop fingering my ass Howard, after I start riding Leonard, I want you to put something else in my ass, use your imagination!" She turned back to Raj and opening her mouth, she swallowed his entire cock. In this position, the angle was perfect and she felt his cock stiffen as she began bobbing back and forth. Leonard was beneath her and he was staring up at those luscious tits of hers. They were swaying from side to side as she worked on Raj's cock. He gripped her hips and guided her down over his stiff, fat cock. He bit down on his lip as he felt her hot, slippery cunt swallow up his cock. He guided her downward and inch by inch his cock disappeared in her pussy. He began running his hands all over her lush body. He started at her ass, to her gorgeous thighs, upward across her tiny waist and higher to her luscious tits. He cupped them and worried her stiff nips and tugging at them, he smiled when he heard her let out a grunt around Raj's cock. He felt her juices bathe his cock as she finally started cumming. He played rougher with her tits and she responded the same, slamming down upon his cock harder and faster. Penny ripped her mouth off of Raj's cock and let out a scream of pleasure when Howard's slender cock found its mark and parting her anal ring, he slid his entire length into her ass. She was air-tight as she resumed sucking on Raj. The three nerds worked their stiff cocks in and out of all three of Penny's holes. They were fucking her like a well-oiled machine and they soon had her on the verge of another orgasm. Raj was the first to lose it. He fisted her beautiful silky hair and holding her head steady, he fucked her face and shoving it deep into her mouth, he started shooting his cum. He filled her mouth and her eyes nearly bugged out of her head. She swallowed and sucked even harder. She swallowed his entire load and as he pulled out of her mouth, she planted a kiss on the head and licked the last drop that oozed out. Howard was the next. He never fucked an ass before, but always dreamed of doing this. To make it even better, it was the ass of a woman he had nightly wet-dreams about. He gripped her hips and he fucked her ass deeper and faster. He slapped her ass several times and hearing her groan out in approval, he lost it and started pumping his Jewish seed in her bowels. He continued to fuck her ass until he was drained dry. He slid out of her ass and falling from her, he slipped off the bed and went into the bathroom to clean up. Leonard finally had Penny exactly where he wanted her, all to himself. He rolled over and had the luscious blonde beneath him. Raj managed to step over her and gathering up his clothes, he went into the living room to dress. Penny wrapped her arms and legs around Leonard and kissing his, her tongue painted a trail along his lips. She pulled back and smiled up at him, "Looks like it's just you and I left Leonard. You have me all to yourself, so what are you going to do with me Sweetie?" He smiled down at her, his fingers combed through her gorgeous blonde hair. He looked into her dark green eyes and kissed her gently on the lips, "My god Penny, do you have any idea just how beautiful you are? I'm going to do something those other two didn't do, I'm going to make love to you!" He kissed her and she felt light-headed. She dug her nails in his hair and pulled him tighter to her sweat covered body. The two of them began to make love; they caressed, kissed and yes ended up fucking one another. Penny released her legs from around his body and planting her feet flat on the bed, she thrust upward, meeting his thrusts with urgent ones of her own. She clutched at his back and raked her nails down his back and cupping his ass, she clutched at it as she exploded and came harder than any of the other orgasms she had tonight. Leonard was right behind her, as he felt her explode, coating his cock with her cum, he added to it by filling her womb with his hot load. He gently caressed her body. He played with her breasts, caressing them as he combed his fingers through her tousled hair. He planted yet one last kiss on her lips. It was a gentle, sensitive kiss and she sighed in contentment. The following day, the three guys didn't know how to act around Penny. She was at the Cheesecake Factory tending bar. At a nearby table Raj was trying to act cool around Lalita Gupta. He was failing miserably seeing he was half in the bag after drinking one too many Grasshoppers. Lalita looks amazing in a full flowing green dress with an exceptionally low neckline. It showed off her large breasts to perfection. She had long shiny, jet black hair. It was curly and made her look even more appealing. Topping it all off, she looked totally bored listening to Raj go on and on about how she used to be so fat. At the bar Penny was acting cool while Howard and Leonard watched on. Leonard turned to Penny, "So are we going to discuss what happened last night?" She looked at him and shook her head, "NOPE!" "Why not?" "Because it happened, it's over with and we all had a little too much to drink." "Come on Penny, we all know that isn't true. We had a couple of drinks apiece. None of us were drunk and you know it." She shook her head again, "Nope and I'm sticking to my story, just drop it Leonard or we're going to have a problem. Concentrate on Raj and what a fool he's making of himself." Just then Sheldon entered the lounge area and stopped when he spotted Lalita, "Oh my Lord, that's Princess Panchali." Leonard scoffed as he looked down Penny's blouse. It was unbuttoned past her gorgeous tits, she gets better tips that way, "I'm pretty sure her name's Lalita." "No, no Princess Panchali from "The Monkey and The Princess"; it's a children's story. When I was a little boy and got sick, which was most of the time, my mother would read it to me. It's about an Indian princess who befriends a monkey who was mocked by all the other monkeys because he was different. For some reason, I related to it quite strongly." Penny raised her hand, "I know the reason!" Leonard smiled at her, "We all know the reason. Sheldon, what are you getting at?" "That woman looks exactly like the pictures of Princess Panchali in the book. How often does one see a beloved fictional character come to life?" Howard mocks him, "Every year as Comic-Con, every day at Disneyland. You can hire Snow White to come to your house. Of course, they prefer it if you have a kid." Big Bang Theory Season 01 Ep. 08-12 Just then Raj and Lalita came over to the group at the bar and Raj waves at them, "Hi guys, this is Lalita Gupta. Lalita, this is Leonard and Sheldon and Howard and Penny. Isn't it great? She isn't fat anymore." Sheldon stand up from his stool, "Forgive me your Highness, for I am but a monkey and it is in my nature to climb. I did not mean to gaze upon you as you comb your hair. She looks befuddled, "I'm sorry?" "You are the living embodiment of the beautiful Princess Panchali." She takes a deep breath, "Oh no kidding. Who is that?" "A beloved character from an Indian folktale." "Oh! Us Indian or "come to our casino Indian?" He smiles at her, "You Indian. The resemblance is remarkable. I can practically smell the lotus blossoms woven into your ebony hair." She grabs a strand of her hair and is smiling at Sheldon from ear to ear, "Well, thanks! I imagine you smell very nice too." "I shower twice a day and wash my hands as often as I can." "Really, so do I." Raj jumps in, "But you're a dentist, he's just nuts." She is getting upset with Raj, "Don't be insulting, Rajesh. So Sheldon, tell me more about this princess you say I look like." "It was said that the gods fashioned her eyes out of the stars and that roses were ashamed to bloom in the presence of her ruby lips." She starts to blush and raises her hand to her chest, "Oh My! Sheldon are you hungry?" He nods, "I could eat." "Let's go!" She reaches out and takes him by the arm and leads him out of the restaurant. Lalita drives to Sheldon's favorite Indian restaurant and during the dinner, unbeknownst to Sheldon, he continues to charm her. They pay the check and Lalita turns to Sheldon, "I hate getting home this late alone. There have been a number of assaults in the area." Sheldon, out of character takes her arm, "Please let me escort you back to your apartment. I wouldn't be much of a deterrent, but I'm willing to try." "Oh Sheldon, such a gentleman, come my car is right next door." They arrive at her apartment and she turns off the engine; "Could I interest you in a drink or hot beverage?" This peaks his curiosity, he wonders what the Indian folk have for beverages late at night, "That sounds interesting, please lead the way Princess Panchali." She giggles as she opens the door and leads the way, "OH my Sheldon, you are such a gentleman, please have a seat, I'll be right back." She heads to the bedroom and returns a few moments later minus the dress and everything else. She's now dressed in a floor-length flowing sarong. It's evident, even to Sheldon that she's naked under the garment. She sits down beside him and turns to him, the sarong parts and shows a large expanse of bare thigh, almost to her pussy. "So Sheldon, what does this Princess Panchali do for fun, other than play with her monkeys." He laughs, "That's very amusing Lalita." He looks down and her bare nipple is poking out through the opening on her sarong. He sucks in his breath when she stops him from talking. She grabbed his hand and places it directly upon her thigh, just inches from her moist pussy. "Maybe you could please continue to call me Princess Panchali. If you do, I'll do anything for you." He smiles and his hand creeps higher on her thigh until his knuckles scrap across her wiry pubic hair surrounding her pussy, "Ah, what did you have in mind Princess Panchali?" She let out a groan and threw her arms around his neck and planted a hot, feverous kiss on his lips. Her lips parted and she stabbed at his tongue with her own. She let out a louder groan when she felt his hands wind through her ebony locks. Sheldon was suddenly extremely turned on by Lalita. He pulled hard on her hair and as her head tips back, he attacked her caramel colored neck and slides lower until his lips captured her button sized areole. His tongue flicked out and ran around and around the stiff bud. He heard her cry out when he sucked harder on the tip and nibbled at the stiff nub. Lalita frantically pulled Sheldon's t-shirt off and went to work on the zipper of his pants. She got it open and as she lowered her pants, his huge cock sprung free. She sucked in her breath and a gurgling sound escaped her throat; "Oh my Sheldon, I'm not used to seeing such a huge cock before." She was in a trance as she lowered her head towards his nearly stiff cock. She stopped and looked up at him with those coal black eyes and smiled at him, "Is it okay if I taste him?" Before he could reply, her dark lips were over his cock and she began sucking at it like a woman possessed. Within a few minutes, it was completely covered in her saliva. She would pull it out and swipe it all over her face and tits. She would go back and repeat this over and over again. Sheldon was getting excited and wanted to dominate this princess. He grabbed two fistfuls of her ebony hair and forced even more of his cock down her throat. She was nowhere close to getting all of his cock in her oral cavity. He made her look up at him and he growled out, "You like my cock Princess Panchali? Well I'm going to give it to you, now get on your knees." She did as she was told and he could see the lust in her eyes as she once again took him into her mouth. She gagged on it as he forced more of his huge cock down her throat. She coughed and gagged once again and as she tried to pull off his cock, he forced more into her mouth. She took more and over the next fifteen minutes, he managed to push most of his twelve inches into her mouth. She was happy to please him and she willingly allowed him to strip the sarong off her lush, caramel colored body. Sheldon leaned over and ran his hands all over her back and down to her plush ass. Even though she lost a lot of weight, she kept a good amount on her ass and Sheldon loved groping those luscious mounds of flesh. Every so often he would rear back and slap her hard on the ass. It produced a loud groan from Lalita's throat and she would suck him even harder. He wanted more and pulling her off his cock, she did so reluctantly. He grabbed her and pulling her to her feet, urged her towards her bedroom. She threw back the covers and slipped onto the cool crisp sheets. Her dark body against the pure white sheets looked amazing. Her long curly raven hair spilled across the white pillows and made Sheldon want to fuck her mouth even more, but he had other ideas. Sheldon tossed the sarong to the bed, but kept the silk belt that held the sarong closed earlier in his hand. Climbing up onto the bed, he hovered over her; Give me your hands Princess Panchali!" Lalita smiled coyly at him and extended her arms. She held her wrists together and began breathing heavily as she watched Sheldon bind her hands together with the silk belt. She groaned out in anticipation when he raised her arms above her head and tied the belt around the top rung of her headboard. Her eyes were blazing with lust and she could hardly control her breathing. She tried to struggle, but found it useless, even though she had no expectation of trying to escape. Sheldon hovered over her and grabbed hold of her luscious, squirming legs. He held them firmly and slowly began to run his hands up and down them. He did this for well over two or three minutes. He had Lalita squirming and pulling hard on her binds. She was groaning uncontrollably, "Oh please Sheldon, give me more! You're driving me insane and I need to feel your hands on my core!" Sheldon chuckled and rolled her over, he slapped her several times on the ass and her dark ass started turning red. He also noticed how those dark chocolate lips of hers got wetter and wetter. A trickle of juice began seeping out and he slid his fingers up and down the slit. His fingers were completely covered in her cum juices. He raised it to his lips and ran it along the flat of his bottom lip. She ran his tongue along his lip and savored her intoxicating flavor. He went back for more, but this time, he slid his juice covered digit around her starred hole. He heard her let out a grunt and he leaned over and whispered in her ear, "Not a sound Princess Panchali or I'll use two fingers, do you understand?" She nodded and buried her face in the pillow. He went back for more lubrication and sliding his fingers in and out of her pussy deeper and deeper, he smiled when she produced even more slimy juice and thrust her cunt harder against his invading fingers. He heard he let out a gasp and she shook violently. He knew she was cumming again. He withdrew his fingers and slid one as deep as he could into her ass. She let out another gasp and bit her lip so she wouldn't make a sound. Sheldon fucked her asshole with his finger for several minutes. He switched fingers and used more of her slimy cum to lubricate her asshole. He withdrew his finger and leaning in, he covered her ass with his mouth. He let out a hot puff of air and followed it up with his tongue, stabbing at her hole. Lalita let out a squeal and pushed her ass harder against his tongue. Sheldon let out a groan and pulled back, "What did I say about making a sound?" He reared back and slapped her three times on the ass real hard and followed it up by shoving two fingers into her ass. Lalita was beyond controlling her sounds any longer. She was moaning constantly and twisted her head, "Please Sheldon, fuck me; fuck me real hard with that gorgeous cock of yours. I want to scream at the top of my lungs, I can't help it!" He moved about on the bed and keeping her head turned towards him, he thrust his hips forward and once again sent his stiff cock into her mouth. He was leaking pre-cum now and she lapped it up as she tried to accommodate his thick cock in her mouth again. Lalita was beyond thinking straight, she loved how he was treating her, but still wanted more. She sucked even more of his cock into her mouth and started to gurgle around his shaft as he went in too far. Her tongue lapped at his shaft and she looked up at him, her eyes pleading for this piece of meat in her pussy. Sheldon pulled his fingers from her ass and his cock from her mouth. He slid around and pulled her to her knees. He heard her let out a sigh, thinking she was finally getting his cock, she was, but not in her pussy. She let out a blood curdling cry when he suddenly shoved his saliva covered cock into her tiny rosebud. She tried to fall to the bed and twist away, but her binds and his hands on her hips refused to allow her to retreat. He fed more and more of his cock slowly into her ass. Lalita was grunting wildly as she buried her face in the pillow and screamed out, part in pleasure, part in pain. Her breathing was ragged and she started to rise up from the mattress and she relaxed her ass muscles, to allow him easier access to her ass. Her screams turned to moans and groans when she felt his hand slid down and began to strum and diddle her clit. She began pushing back against his cock when she felt two fingers slide deep into her pussy. Sheldon used his other hand to turn her head towards him and he whispered to her, "Oh my lovely Princess Panchali, you are without a doubt the most capable woman I've ever been with. Your wish is my command!" He kissed her so hard and for so long she nearly lost her breath. He broke the kiss and as he withdrew his cock from her ass he planted a soft kiss on her sweat covered forehead, "Tell me Princess, what do you want your servant to do next?" She smiled from ear to ear, she was exhausted, but still wanted more, "Please Sheldon, fuck me ass again. I never, ever felt anything so erotic before. I felt so violated, but at the same time so wanted. Fuck my ass; I want you to cum in it. Later on, I want to ride you until you fill my womb with your potent cream!" She kissed him again and she let out a loud gasp and a tiny groan as she felt him re-enter ass her. She clutched at the sheet as she felt him slide deeper and deeper. She bit her lip and grunted out, "Oh yesssss Sheldon, just like that, now fuck it, fuck it hard and fast. I want to feel your cum fill my tiny ass!" Sheldon couldn't believe his ears and started pumping in and out of her ass. He was dripping sweat all over her slender back. He reached around and began mauling her swaying tits, twisting those dark morsels of flesh. He could feel her body begin to spasm and knew she was cumming again. He was at the end too. He release her tits and grabbed two handfuls of her ebony hair and pulling her tighter to his body, he shoved in one more time and holding it there, began to cum. He came so hard, he nearly blacked out. He felt Lalita shake as she went directly into another orgasm, this one even stronger than the others. Sheldon was spent, rolling off of her, her tiny asshole made a sucking sound and a pop as he slipped out. Sheldon untied her aching hands and then he fell back to the mattress beside her and she immediately rolled over onto her back and rested her damp, sexy locks upon his chest. Her hands gently caressed his chest and belly. She wanted to attack his gorgeous cock, but she wanted to give him a few minutes to recuperate before sucking him to hardness and ride him until they both were utterly exhausted. After ten minutes or so, she did that, and more than an hour later, with both of them drained and weary, drifted off to a blissful sleep. In the morning Lalita woke Sheldon with her mouth and sucked him until she drank down his cum, "Mmmm, Sheldon that is one morning drink I could really get used to. Come on, take a shower with me and I'll take you home." A couple days later the group of nerds were experimenting with the internet and sending messages around the world to turn on and turn off assorted items in the apartment. Penny came in to get them to turn down the volume on the stereo and Howard sent a camera equipped car towards her. She was wearing an extremely short skirt and the group got a bird's eyes view of her bare pussy. Sheldon chuckled, "Aw Penny, next time either wear panties or pants, we can see everything from the view on the car's hood." She screamed out, "Ewww, cut that out!" She turned and ran out of the apartment. Leonard found an invitation to speak on a paper he and Sheldon co-authored. He turned to Sheldon, "Don't you think you should have asked me before turning them down?" "No, not really, I'm the lead author and I say ne." "Sorry Sheldon, I'm doing it!" They went on and on about it and Leonard decided to speak to the symposium about their paper alone. Sheldon forbid it, but Leonard ignored him. The following day Penny came over to help Leonard pick out the outfit to wear at the symposium. She started rummaging through his closet, he stepped in and pulled out a rust colored corduroy suit, "How about this, is says "I know my physics, but I'm still a fun guy." "Oh, oh, I didn't know they still made corduroy suits." She stood back and looked at it, as always she looked amazing. Her long blonde hair was hanging loose down her shoulders. She was wearing a brief pink tank-top and tight jeans. Over the tank-top she was wearing a multi-colored zip up cloth jacket, as always she had it unzipped to nearly her waist. He smiled back at her, "They don't, that's why I saved this one." She was stunned and taking it from him, hung it up on the back of the closet door, "Okay, well, let's just see what else you have." She turned back to the closet and began pulling out one shirt after the other and handed them to Leonard, "Okay here, take this and this and this and these." "Is this the stuff you want me to try on?" "No, this is stuff I want you to throw out. Seriously, don't even give it to charity. You won't be helping anyone." She pulled out a pair of pants and turned back to him, "Here, why don't you put these on while I find a shirt and sport coat?" He took them from her and headed for the door, "Great, be right back!" "Where are you going? Put them on." "Here?" "Oh, are you shy? Have you forgotten what happened a few days ago in my bedroom? I sort of saw all you had as you did me." "No, I'm not shy!" "Don't worry Leonard, I won't look." "I know you won't. Why would you look? There's nothing to see. Not noth... She still had her head buried in the closet and she yelled out, Sweetie, put the pants on!" "I'm gonna put them on." He had his old pants off and was ready to step into the other pants when Penny pulled out a uniform out of the closet. She turned and caught him still in his boxers. She looked at his package, but still had to ask, "What is this?" "Oh, careful, that's my original series Battlestar Galactica flight suit." "Oh, why didn't you wear it on Halloween?" He turned towards hers with his new pants around his ankles, "Because it's not a costume. It's a flight suit." She approached him and handed him the flight suit. She placed her hands on his chest and in a low sultry voice whispered out, "I'd really love to see you in this, all nice and tight!" She slid her hands along his chest and slid his jacket-hoodie off. In one swift move she had his t-shirt off and as he began to take the flight suit off the hanger, she grabbed it and tossed it to a nearby chair, "We'll get to that later!" She place her hands on his chest and gave him a push and he fell back onto the bed; dressed only in boxers and a pair of pants about his ankles. Penny made short work of the pants and climbing up onto the bed; she straddled his hairy legs and knelt up straight. She seductively unzipped the jacket and shook her shoulders and it fell off behind her. Leonard stared up at her, "Are we going to have sex? You do know it's light outside, I never did it in broad daylight." She giggled, "Well I guess there's a first time for everything, that is, if you want to?" He nodded vigorously, "Yes, oh yes, I like trying new things, especially when it involves you and sex." She giggled again and slid her hands up his legs and grabbing hold of his boxers, slid them down and off. She slowly slid her hands back up his legs and as she got closer and closer to his raging hard-on, she dipped her head allowing her long, silky hair to swish across his legs. This set off a series of shivers all down his body. She giggled again and when she reached his package, her large Nebraska man hands cupped his swollen nut sack and pushed it up against his stiff cock. She dipped her head and her tongue stuck out and she began to bathe his nut sack in her wetness. She smiled when she heard him groan. She looked up into his eyes with those gorgeous green eyes of hers, "You know Leonard, ever since that night when I played bartender, I've been hoping to catch you alone for a repeat performance, I sure hope you're up for it!" "Oh Penny, you have no idea how ready I am, take all the time you need. With Sheldon pissed at me about this speech, I know he won't be bothering us." He looked down and he felt a bolt of electricity course through his nuts and up his cock. Her lips were plastered to his nut sack and she sucked on it. Her lips parted and her tongue flicked out and began tickling his balls. He loved how her hair was draped down and swayed back and forth across his naked body. He wanted to close his eyes and savor the sensations, but at the same time, he didn't want to take his eyes off what she was doing. He thought it was great; he had her now and didn't have to share her with Howard or Raj. He reached down and lovingly combed his fingers through her silky hair. He smiled at her when she looked up at him and pressed her cheek into his palm. Penny turned her head and kissed his palm. She then scooted down and opening her mouth, she allowed a long, thick stream of saliva to flow out of her mouth and coated the head of his cock. It ran down the side and she caught it in her fist, stroking him just about the root. She slid her hand upward and as she reached the mushroomed head, she dropped back down and sucked it back into her mouth. Poised over it, she released it and it recoated his cock. She did this over and over and over again. She finally kept it in her mouth and as she sucked him in deeper, she let the saliva in her mouth drown the stiff shaft. Her tongue ran around and around and she finally swallowed her own saliva. Popping off his cock, she rose up and crossing her arms, she drew the tight tank-top up and over her head. She tossed it behind her and quickly disposed of her jeans. Naked she scooted along his thigh and left a trail of her juices dripping out of her moist slit. She let out a yelp when Leonard grabbed hold of her hips and drew her upwards. Big Bang Theory Season 01 Ep. 08-12 Leonard clutched at her wiggling hips and he pulled her up until her moist, fat lips of her pussy were sealed directly on his lips. He cupped her luscious ass cheeks and as he squeezed them, he poked his tongue out and parted her greasy cuntlips. He curled his tongue and scooped out her nectar. He returned for more and slid his active tongue higher until he found her clit. It was peeking out, partially covered by the hood of flesh protecting the tiny bud. He flicked his tongue back and forth, side to side until he freed her stiff clit from its prison. He sucked at it gently and letting go of her ass cheeks, he pried her legs apart even more. He parted her lips wide and as he tongue fucked her, he added two fingers. Penny let out a low growl and fell backwards. She twisted her body, crushing her huge tits against his belly. She found his cock and twisting even more, she caught it back between her lips. She sucked like a high powered vacuum. Leonard happened to look to one side and caught their reflection in the mirror. He let out a loud groan. He pulled away from her luscious pussy for a moment and grunted out, "Oh fuck me, Penny, look at the two of us in the mirror over the dresser. I've never seen such an erotic sight in my entire life!" Penny kept his cock deep in her mouth, but managed to look over. She just like Leonard let out a loud moan and suddenly she started cumming. Leonard was humming; the vibrations and his strumming of her clit put her over the top. She drenched his face with her juices and started sucking him even harder. She felt he was close, but didn't want him to cum, not until she had the chance to ride him or for him to fuck her. She needed a stiff cock in her pussy. A tongue and a couple of fingers were not enough. "Oh fuck Penny, it you continue to suck my cock like that, I'm not going to last long." He didn't give her the option. He mustered up all his strength and gripping her steamy thighs, he threw one off his body and she rolled over onto her back. He scrambled onto his knees and he was between her legs before she could react. He slid his cock into her dripping, but still tight pussy. He was soon balls deep and he felt her shapely legs wrap around his waist and clung onto him with a vice-like grip. He could barely move, but the athletic Penny began thrusting her hips, and her entire lower body up and down. She felt her blood-red clit scraping against his pelvis as she took his cock in deep and she used her cunt muscles to squeeze and release him. She wrapped her arms around him and caught his mouth with her own and she fucked his mouth with her tongue, at the exact same pace he was fucking her pussy. She ripped her mouth from his and screamed out, "Fuck me Leonard, fuck my slimy cunt. Oh shit, I'm so close, harder, faster, yes, yes I'm cumming!" She dug her nails into his back and nearly drew blood. Leonard let out a loud groan; "Oh fuck yeah, I'm cumming too!" He dropped his mouth to one of her perky nipples and sucking viciously at it, he bit down, a little too hard, as he came and she scream out in pain and pleasure. Her nails raked his back and the heels of her feet dug into the backs of his thighs causing them to cramp up. Leonard knelt up, pulling out of her and sending the last couple streams of cum to shoot all over her belly and lower chest. He put pressure on his legs and the Charlie-horse slowly subsided. Falling against her, he kissed her tenderly and whispered to her, "See that Battlestar Galactica uniform always turns the ladies in without fail!" He laughed and kissed her even harder. "Oh my god, I just fucked a Battlestar Officer, will I be punished for doing it without an authorization?" "Oh yes Penny, your punishment is to do this again as soon as possible!" He gathered her up in his arms, rolled her over and pulled her down to his sweat covered body, "Your turn to fuck me, I need a break." "OMG! What a nerd! She kissed him and it all started all over again. Leonard was so mellowed out; the symposium went okay until Sheldon came in and tried to blow-up Leonard's head with mind control. They ended up rolling around on the floor where Howard recorded it all and uploaded it to the internet. The two of them patched things up and a couple of days later, they were coming back from work, after stopping for fried chicken. As they entered the building they were stunned by the sound of an animal being slaughtered. They were wrong; it was Penny practicing for a play she was going to be singing in. They made an excuse not to attend, opening up a whole can of worms. Sheldon screwed it all up by telling Penny it was all a lie and they had to attend an intervention for his cousin. It all worked out in the end, but Sheldon had to end up with his make-believe cousin sleeping in the sofa, while Leonard ended up watching her performance on tape. Penny left soon after that for a visit back in Nebraska. When she returned she came over to Leonard's apartment. She knocked on their door and opened it before they could answer it, "Hi Guys! Did you get my mail?" Leonard hopped up, "Yeah right here, how was Nebraska?" She giggled, "Well, better than North Dakota." She looked at them, they didn't get it, "I guess that joke's only funny in Nebraska." Sheldon shook his head, "From the data at hand, you can't draw that conclusion. All you can say with absolute certainty is that, that joke is not funny here." She just stared at him with a disgusted look on her face and replied sarcastically, "Boy, it's good to be back." Leonard kept things going, "So how's the family?" "Oh, it was the worst trip ever. Everyone was sick over the weekend." Sheldon jumped up and ran to the kitchen, "Sick?" Leonard let out a groan, "Here we go!" From the kitchen he yelled out, "What kind of sick?" "Oh, the flu, I guess." "I don't need you to guess, I need you to know. Now, when did the symptoms first appear?" "Maybe Friday?" "Friday, was that morning or afternoon?" "I don't..." "Think, woman, who blew their nose and when?" Leonard broke in, "Sheldon, relax, she doesn't have any symptoms. I'm sure she's not contagious." "Oh please, if influenza was only contagious after symptoms appear, it would've died out years ago. Somewhere between tool using and cave painting Homo habilis would've figured out to kill the guy with the runny nose." Leonard shook his head and turned back to Penny, "Penny, you'll have to excuse Sheldon. He's a bit of a germaphobe." She chuckled, "That's okay, I understand." Sheldon yelled out from the kitchen, "Thanks for your consideration, now please leave." She stood there her mouth dropped from what he said, but Leonard stepped in, "You better go before he starts spraying you with Lysol." "Okay, well, thank you for getting my mail." She walks out and Sheldon has his t-shirt pulled up over his nose and he's spraying Lysol. Two days later Sheldon wakes up and yells out to Leonard from his bed, "Leonard, Leonard, I'm sick!" Leonard sprints out of the hallway, dancing on one foot as he hurriedly tries to pull his pants on and leave the apartment. He makes it out just in time as Sheldon comes stumbling out of his bedroom. He looks around and can't find Leonard. He picks up the phone and calls him on his cell, "Leonard, where are you?" Leonard was running down the stairs and replied, "I'm at work!" Sheldon looks at his watch, "At 6:30 in the morning?" "Yes!" "Oh Sunday?" "Yes!" "Why?" "Because they called and asked me to come in." "Well, I didn't hear the phone ring." "They texted me!" "Well, as I predicted, I am sick! My fever has been tracking up exponentially since 2 a.m. and I am producing sputum at an alarming rate. Not only that, but it has shifted from clear to milky green." "All right, well, get some rest and drink plenty of fluids." "I want soup." "Then make soup, Sheldon." "We don't have soup." "I'm at work Sheldon! I have to go." Sheldon ends up at the Cheesecake Factory where he is making a menace. He's dressed as if he was going to the Yukon; he's blowing his nose when Penny approaches his table, "What are you doing here?" "I'm sick, thank you very much." "How could you've gotten it from me? I'm not sick!" "You're a carrier. All these people are doomed." "Sheldon, what do you want?" "I want soup!" "Why didn't you just have soup at home?" "Penny, I have an IQ of 187. Don't you imagine that if there were a way for me to have soup at home, I would have thought of it?" She shook her head in disgust, "You can have soup delivered!" He stared at her for several seconds and replied; "I did not think of that. Clearly, febrile delirium is setting in. Please bring me some soup while I still understand what a spoon is for. Just surprise me and bring it soon. Leonard, Howard and Raj are hiding out at a Planet of the Apes marathon and Penny calls Leonard, "Leonard, Sheldon is here at the Cheesecake Factory and making a ruckus, please come and get him." "I'm sorry Penny, I'm at work and I'm trapped in a radiation unit, sorry!" He hangs up, sticking her with Sheldon. Penny ends up taking him home, "Thank you to taking me home." Once again she replies sarcastically, "Oh, it's okay. I didn't really need to work today. It's not like I have rent or car payments or anything!" As always Sheldon misses the sarcasm, "Good, good!" "Okay, well, you feel better." "Wait, where are you going? You're going to leave me?" "Sheldon, you are a grown man. Haven't you ever been sick before?" "Of course, but not by myself." "Okay, sweetie, I'll take care of you, what do you need?" "Well, my mom used to give me sponge baths." She stopped just inside the door, her eyes bugged out and her mouth dropped open; "Okay, ground rules: No sponge baths and definitely no enemas." "Agreed!" She fed him soup and tucked him in as he was dressed in his flannel pajamas. He was feeling better already, he noticed her in her waitress uniform and with her frilly blouse unbuttoned slightly, he looked down at her large breasts as they tried to leap to freedom. Her vest propped them up even more and her short, full blue skirt rode up as she rose up from tucking him in. She turned to go; "Okay, all tucked in and warm, see you later Sheldon." He yelled out, "Wait!" He reached across and on the table picked up a jar of VapoRub. "Will you please rub this on my chest?" She made a sick look on her face, "Oh Sheldon, can't you do that yourself?" "VapoRub makes my hands smell funny." "But Sheldonnnnnnnn..." "Please, please, please, please, please!" She sat on the bed and he lowered the blanket below his waist. He unbuttoned his shirt exposing his chest and his quickly growing cock lower down. She grabbed hold of the jar, "I can't believe I'm doing this." She took a deep breath as she looked at his pure white chest and began to apply the VapoRub." "No, no, counterclockwise, or my chest hair mats." "Sorry, she begins to apply it and she just happened to look down and saw the huge tent his cock was making. She sucked in her breath. She could not believe the size of the tent he was producing. He smiles up at her; "I think I'm getting better by the second. Oh my Penny, I think the VapoRub is really working. I can feel the blood flowing to my extremities already." She licked her lips as she continued to apply the rub to his chest. She was unable to rip her eyes from his growing cock. She cleared her throat and her other hand slid down and popped open the snaps on his pajama bottoms. Her mouth began to drool as she stared at the magnificent shaft of stiff meat swaying back and forth before her. Sheldon cleared his throat, "I believe you unleashed something that also needs to be rubbed, but not with the hand covered in VapoRub." Penny's hand without the VapoRub slid over Sheldon's hip down to his cock. She purred a little before closing her hand on it. His cock twitched and grew stiffer. She slid lower and wasted no time, in placing her lips around his cockhead. Penny's mouth was wet and warm; she moved her tongue in a circle around the shaft. She then grasped his shaft and pushed it forward so that she could get to the underside of his cock and licked him from the base to the tip, her tongue was flat against his shaft. She licked and licked, finishing off with a swirl over the tender tip of his cock. But this was just Penny teasing. She reached the base again and turned her head slightly sideways. He felt her lips close around the flesh of his ball sack, right near the base. She sucked up some of the skin from his cock into her mouth and rubbed it between her lips. She giggled when she heard Sheldon gasp loudly. Her tongue made delicious circles over his balls, while her hand lazily pumped his shaft. Sheldon was stiff as could be, his head lifted as he tried to see what she was up to, but all he could see was her bobbing head and her tousled blonde wave of hair. Her tongue made its way back to the head of his cock, dripping wet with spit. She gave a shake of her head, and tossed her head back to look up at him. Her saliva had caught up a few thick strands of her hair, giving her a messy, mouth fucked appearance that drove Sheldon insane. Penny pulled her legs underneath her, and Sheldon watched in confusion as she resettled herself. He saw now that she was naked under her full skirt. She tore off her vest and unbuttoning her frilly blouse she tossed it aside. Naked under the blouse, she slipped off the bed and rushed into the bathroom. She back before he could lose his stiffness, her hair was now up in a ponytail and she had washed the VapoRub off her hand. She dropped her skirt and scooted towards Sheldon, and she spread her legs. Sheldon wasn't sure where she was headed, he propped himself up, he thought she wanted to ride him, but she pushed him back against the pillows and left her ass on the bed between his legs. Penny reached with her hand and guided his stiff cock towards her. He let out a grunt as he watched her use her hand to pull open her cuntlips. Her thick folds opened, her folds were dripping with her juices. Sheldon propped himself up on his elbows as he watched her perform for the both of them. Penny guided his cock towards her, and he was trying to figure out the physics of whatever she was up to, being a physicist, he should have figured it out, but when she pressed the tip of his cock against her clit, his cockhead was covered in her hot, creamy juices. And a few feathery touches from her soaked cuntlips. Penny gripped Sheldon's huge cock and teased him by just rubbing the tip of his cock up and down across her stiff clit. She closed her eyes and moaned as she used his cock to stroke herself to orgasm. Penny's entire body stiffened and her mouth went slack. She looked up at Sheldon, "I needed that, after all the crap you gave me today, I needed to get off first, now you!" Her eyes fluttered and they rolled back in her head, and she began to stroke his cock faster and faster against her stiff clit. The movement of his cock against her clit, made her cuntlips make a squishing sound, because of her juices gathering at the entrance to her pussy. She started to rock her hips as she got closer and closer. At the same time, Sheldon's cock throbbed in agony, just the tip of it hot, as he watched Penny stroke his cock. Penny let out a silent groan and came once again. She opened her eyes and her mouth was wide open, gasping for air. Sheldon sat there panting, as she enjoyed her orgasm. She acted like he wasn't even there. His cock was so hard; he thought it would tear open. Penny smiled up at Sheldon and crossing her legs and slid lower. She opened her mouth over the head of his cock. She teased him for a moment, her breath steaming his head, which was wet with pre-cum. Penny then swallowed Sheldon whole, taking his entire length causing him to arch his back and clutch at her tousled hair. Penny's lips slid down Sheldon's length and settled down around his nut sack. Her cheeks hallowed as she sucked him hard, and he let out a gasp as his orgasm quickly built up inside of him. She felt him cumming too and she took time moving her mouth to the end of his cock. She sucked him off with a pop and then stroked his shaft. With her lips right next to his head, she stroked him until his cum exploded. Strings of white cum slapped across her lips and cheeks and she smiled up at him. Sheldon stared at Penny, he shuttered as he stroked her golden hair. She licked at his shaft and giggled when she saw it jerk and she kissed the head one last time, "Next time Sheldon, I'm going to ride this monster until you flatline." She got up, gathered her clothes and left his bedroom. Sheldon; totally exhausted and suddenly feeling a lot better, turned off his light and rolled over and went to sleep. The following week, for once in several weeks, the group was devoid of sexual activities. Unless you consider Dennis Kim, who came from North Korea to come to work at Cal Tech. He was going to override all of Sheldon's work in String Theory. In an effort to discredit him, while introducing him to the entire faculty at the welcoming party, Leonard and Howard devised a plan to invite all of the faculty's daughters, who were around Dennis Kim's age to attend the welcoming party. Dennis Kim was quickly attracted to one of the young ladies. He lost all interest in school and Sheldon ended back on top of the school's academic heap and he was happy to see Dennis Kim in the party partying with the other kids his age. ***** The series resets again beginning with episode 13, which is the next story. Hope you enjoyed reading as much as I enjoyed writing it. Big Bang Theory Season 01 Ep. 13-15 Author's note: The series resets with this episode. Remember that as this story progresses, many times they resume the storyline as if never having sex before with each other. So is the case in this episode. ***** The group found out that the University was having a Physics Bowl. Leonard, Raj and Howard were in, but they had to convince Sheldon to join their team. That was their first mistake, he tried taking over and after dominating the practice session, they decided to kick Sheldon off the team. Sheldon was upset and started his own team. Leonard, Raj and Howard needed a fourth and finally got Leslie Winkle to join. Sheldon's team consisted of three of the workers at the university, mainly maintenance and cafeteria workers. The contest came down to the final question and one of Sheldon's teammates who was a physicist in Russia, he gave the correct answer, but Sheldon refused to use his answer, giving Leonard's team to trophy. (It was an uneventful episode, sexually speaking). The following week Leonard was cruising the internet and he put an online bid for a replica of the time machine, unbeknownst to him, it was a full size time machine. He ended up winning it with his bid and it was delivered to his lobby. As they struggled to get it up the stairs to their apartment, they just so happened to block the stairs, making it impossible for Penny to make it to work. She took Sheldon's suggestion, he told her to get to the roof and jump across to the other building and get down from there. She did, but was still not able to make it to work on time. She was pissed and after missing work, where the manager gave her shift away to some other waitress, she came into Leonard and Sheldon's apartment and read them the riot act. Her hair was all disheveled and she was very upset, "Okay, first of all, what you call a gap was nearly three feet wide. I slipped and skinned my knee." Leonard was concerned, "Are you okay?" "Shush... The door to the stairwell of the other building was locked. I had to go down the fire escape on the third floor, forcing me to crawl through the window of a lovely Armenian family who insisted I stay for lunch." "That doesn't sound too bad." In a squeaky voice she replied, "It was eight courses of lamb. They tried to fix me up with their son." "Sorry." "NOT DONE! By the time I got to work, they'd given my shift away. Yeah, that's right. I've lost an entire day's pay thanks to this!" She pointed at the time machine. "This..." Sheldon broke in, "Time machine!" She turned to him and gave him a dirty look. Leonard tried to lighten the mood, "Lights flash, and the dish spins. Wanna try?" "NO!" She screamed out, "I don't wanna try it! My God, you are grown men. How can you waste your lives with these stupid toys and costumes and comic books, and now that? That..." Sheldon stuck his foot I his mouth again, "Again, time machine." Leonard grabbed his arm and shook his head to keep quiet. Penny was really pissed off, "Oh please, it's not a time machine. If anything, it looks like something Elton John would drive through the Everglades." Again Sheldon wouldn't let it go, "It only travels through time. It would be worse than useless in a swamp." Penny went off the deep end, she had a real disgusted look on her face and pointed towards all four of them, "PATHETIC! All of you, completely pathetic!" She turned al left, slamming the door behind her. Leonard was crushed and went into a deep funk. In the middle of the night he sat in the time machine turning it on and off. Sheldon came out to see what was wrong. "We have to get rid of the time machine. Penny was right, time for us to grow up. I'm selling all of my collectables to Stewart and I'm going to become an adult." Sheldon went to sleep and Leonard fell asleep in the time machine and had a dream, it was a reenactment of this afternoon. They were pushing the machine up and Penny came out of her apartment. She looks down the stairs, "What are you doing?" "You know, just moving a time machine." "Yeah okay, neat. But I really gotta get to work." "No problem!" He tore his glasses off and ripped off the caution tape from the broken elevator. He pried open the door and reached out for Penny and spinning her around, he pulls her into his arms, "Hang on!" "But what about your time machine?" "Some things are more important than toys." He grabs hold of the elevator cables as Penny wraps her arms around his neck and she whispered out, "I'm scared." "Don't worry, baby, I've got you!" "Oh Leonard!" She kisses him as they slowly slide down to the first floor. Leonard continues to dream and opens the door to his car for her. He drives her to work and as he helps her from the car, he kisses her and she kisses him back; "I'll be waiting here for you when you get off. I'm taking you back to your place and I'm going to make passionate love to you all night." She stands there her mouth open and all she can do is nod her head. In a breathless voice she replies; "Oh yes, okay I'll be here, I'll try and get off early so we can have more time alone tonight." He wakes up and he's even more depressed than earlier when he was talking to Sheldon. In the morning he's packing up all of his collectables and as the group try to get him to change his mind out in the hall. They are making a commotion and Leonard threatened to rip open a package to make it worthless. Penny comes out of her apartment, still in her sleepwear, "What the hell's going on?" Sheldon's turn to be mad; he turns to Penny, "You hypocrite!" She's still half asleep, "What?" "Little Miss Grown up; don't play with toys. If I went into that apartment right now, would I not find Beanie Babies? Are you not an accumulator of Care Bears and My Little Ponies? And who is that Japanese feline I see frolicking on your shorts? Hello, Hello Kitty!" She's stunned and tucks a stray lock of hair behind her ear. She moves over to Leonard, "Okay, okay look, if this is about yesterday Leonard, I'm really sorry about what I said. I was just upset." "No, I needed to hear it." "You didn't. You are a great guy. And it is the things you love that make you who you are." "Still, I think it's time for me to get rid of this stuff and, you know, move on with my life." "Really?" "Yeah!" "Oh well, good for you Leonard. You know I'd really like to make it up to you. If you didn't have to take all of this stuff down to the comic book store right now, well I have a friend coming over." She leans in and whispers so only he can hear; He's a sort of a kinky fucker. He loves watching me get it on with other guys. Seeing you want to get on with your life, well I wouldn't mind if you were that guy. It would make it a lot easier than the two of us going out to a bar and pick up a guy for me. I'd much rather do it with you." Leonard's jaw dropped and turned to Sheldon, "I changed my mind, could you guys take this back into the apartment. You three can have my share of the time machine; I'm going to be occupied for the next several hours." Just then Mike came running up the stair and she turned and took the two of them into her apartment. She turned to Mike, "I think I've found our man. If you want you can get comfortable in my bedroom. I'm going to change so we can get the show on the road." Mike scoffed, "This guy?" Penny placed her hands on her hips, "Yes this guy and if you don't like it, there's the door. Now I'm going to change, I like it better when we sort of role play. Leonard, just wait till I get changed and I'll come and get you." Five minutes past and Penny came out in a tight blouse and jeans. They were so tight it was easy to see her black bra underneath the white blouse. She took him by the hand and let him into the bedroom. Leonard was beside himself. He was so excited; he hoped he wouldn't cum before he had a chance to finally have his way with her. He saw Mike sitting back in a dark corner of the bedroom and he got a little self-conscience. He nodded to Mike, but played it cool. Leonard looked at Mike, a little nervous, he was actually finally going to get to fuck his dream girl, literally. He grinned a little, and it wasn't a jerk-smile, "Hey what's up man?" He turned when Penny told Leonard, "Right there!" Penny had a certain aura about her, an unfettered sexual confidence about her. It partly stemmed from her attractiveness, but her gorgeous body and just how she acted made Leonard's jaw drop. She looked around her bedroom taking stock exactly where Mike sat, so she could give him the view he wanted and needed. She giggled when she saw Mike shiver with excitement and she was surely going to give him and Leonard her all. Leonard made a move for Penny, but she shook her head and pushing him onto the bed when she said, "Not so fast there Leonard." He sat there reluctantly with his hands on his knees. Leonard watched as Penny unbuttoned her tight jeans. It didn't make sense, she just put them on, but he wasn't going to question her moves. He kept his eyes plastered to her lithe form as she slid them down her hips, shimmying out of them very skillfully, almost in a strip-tease. She kicked them aside and turning to Leonard whispered out on a husky voice, "Take off your shirt." Leonard did as he was told eagerly. Once his shirt was discarded, he felt Penny's eyes on his rather muscular body, it surprised her and she was pleasantly pleased. She replaced her high heels she had on before taking off her jeans. She moaned slightly when Leonard planted his hands on her hips, steading her while she wiggled into her shoes. Her moans grew when his hands slid up under her starched white blouse. She stepped back out of his reach again and slowly unbuttoned her blouse and shaking her shoulders, it slipped from her body and she tossed it aside. Leonard smiled; he now knew why she changed. She was standing there in a matching pair of black lace bra and boy shorts. She looked spectacular. She was suddenly transformed from the happy go lucky neighbor into a totally different person, she was fucking hot. Her lacy black underwear boarded on trashy. Her long limbs looked incredible and her flat belly showed the beginning where her black lace panties hugged her, hiding her treasure. Her breasts seemed even fuller and plumper, if that was possible, as they tried to leap out of those lacy cups. Leonard appeared for a moment, to have no idea what to do. Penny put her hand in her hair and pulling at the ponytail holder, released her glossy blonde hair. She fluffed it up and rolled her head around, making her hair even sexier. She backed up and sat on the bed. She spread her legs wide and drew her finger from just below her bra strap down the center like of her belly, all the way to her panties. She looked directly into Leonard's eyes and she ran her tongue along her upper lip. She held one hand up and beckoned Leonard towards her, "We'll start with this!" He moved towards her, and Mike saw the brilliance of her planning. She had placed herself right where Mike would be able to see her face. She was going to get his cock out and suck it, and treat Mike to the look he fantasized about. With her legs still spread wide, and leaning in, she unbuttoned Leonard's pants. She pulled them down along with his boxers. She smiled and looked at Mike, her eyes lit up when she saw the nice stiff cock staring up at her, "Wow Leonard, your package is quite impressive; I'm very pleased." She licked her lips at the stiffness and thickness Leonard possessed. Mike let out a groan as he watched Penny enclose the thick piece of meat in her hand; she smiled when Leonard let out a gasp. Her eyes looked up at him, and she moved her hand up and down the length of his shaft, smiling deviously. She moved her mouth closer and closer to his cock, and Mile could hear the impatience in Leonard's breathing as she teased him with the promise of her lips around him. She made a circle around the ridge of his cock first; her tongue, pretty and pink, made circles on the head of his cock. She swept her tongue upward through the center of Leonard cockhead, right over the hole and Penny smiled, "Mmmmm!" and she gazed up at him once again. His cock gushed pre-cum and she licked it up into her mouth. Penny turned her head sideways, and held Leonard's cock upright so that she could place her tongue flat on the left side of his cock and lick the length of it. She lowered her eyes as she began, close to the root, and then as she ran her tongue along the long, meaty length of it, her eyes lifted and looked directly at Mike. He shuttered and his breath quickened as he watched his girl make love to Leonard's cock. She reached the top of his cock and moved over to the other side to give it the same long, lingering treatment. Then she slid down to the floor, and turned her head to get beneath his cock, swirling her tongue all around his balls, lapping at them like a cat cleaning his paws. Leonard turned his face up to the ceiling and drew in a lungful of air into his trembling body. Penny, still on her knees, she opened her mouth and guided his long, stiff cock into her mouth. She kissed the head of it, and then her mouth opened wide as he pushed into her mouth. Mike watched Penny's mouth stretch open and fill with Leonard's stiff cock. It was thicker than most and her eyes began to water, but she took it all, almost all the way to the root. She then began bobbing her head back and forth to spur him on, she looked at Mike. Her eyes locked with his and there they twinkled and sparkled. She kept them locked on Mike's as her mouth was filled with another man's cock. Mike had his cock out, he was stroking it slowly and he was dripping pre-cum all over his fist. Penny continued bobbing up and down, each time taking more of Leonard's cock into her throat, until at last she had taken it all, all the way down to his swollen nuts. Her chin pressed against his nuts and her lips met the flesh over his pubic bone. Her eyes were still on Mike's, she watched as he stroked his cock lazily. Her breath quickened as she watched him stroke his cock faster. She slowly pulled off his cock and licked it, Leonard make a disappointing groan. She was smiling up at him, "Don't cum yet, I'm not finished with you yet." She climbed up onto the bed and got on all fours, she looked like she just stepped off of a glamourous porn set. Her long legs, all shapely and toned proved she was in fantastic shape; she arched her back and tossed her long blonde hair over her shoulders. She stared at Leonard, "Let me give this a try!" She lowered herself to her belly. She did this as slowly as she could. She watched Leonard, who was breathing heavily and seemed to be getting more excited by the second. She licked her lips and smiled up at him, "You'll have to grab my head!" She kicked her heels up, and reaching behind her, she grabbed them. She lifted her head and Leonard reached out to palm Penny's head in his hand. He then pulled her to his stiff cock, impaling her on it. Mike stroked his cock even faster now as he watched inch by inch of Leonard's cock sink into Penny's mouth, as she lay there prone and lewdly holding her heels, just like a porn star would. The sound of Leonard's cock in her mouth added to the nasty act she was performing. Penny kept her eyes open and trained on Mike. Penny's eyes bore through Mike and he was amazed at what she was doing. All the blood in Mike's body was going to his cock. He was gasping for air as he looked down and saw a lump in Penny's throat; it had to be Leonard's cock. Penny dropped her heels suddenly and pushed herself up to a sitting position. Leonard let out an animal-like grunt; he was so close to cumming. Penny was right there to resume her worshipping of his cock. She took it in her hand and got back on her knees. She stroked him as she rubbed his cock over her lips, teasing him with the anticipation of sucking him once again. It was too much for Leonard, and he groaned. His cock exploded sending hot, sticky cum to streak Penny's face. She squealed as it shot all over her face and into her hair. Penny stroked every last drop of cum from his stiff cock, and then she gave her lips a cleansing lick with her tongue, drawing as much as she could into her mouth. She smiled up at him as her face dripped with her cum on her cheeks and even in her hair. She smacked her lips and giggled out, "I'm not done with you yet!" Penny was now back on the bed, she was on her knees at the edge. She put her hands on his shoulders. She slid one hand down to his cock, she stroked it lazily. Leonard was stunned, but his cock had never really gone flaccid. It jerked and twitched to hardness in Penny's hand. She leaned forward and her mouth was beside his ear and she whispered to him. Leonard's face began to brighten, and then she lifted her eyes to meet Mike's Mike had no idea what she was going to do. The scent of sex, Leonard's cum reached Mike's nose. This along with Penny's tangy, ambrosial scented cunt made him stroke his cock even harder. Penny slid her panties down her hips; she twisted this way and that to get them to her knees. She reached behind her and unhooked her bra, letting loose those magnificent mounds of flesh. Mike realized that Leonard was getting his first look at Penny's fat, stiff nipples. They were like flashing alarms centered in those luscious mounds of flesh. Penny was proud of her gorgeous body and she pushed her tits together for Leonard to focus on, but she immediately spun around and was suddenly on all fours. She swayed her ass and pushed it out for Leonard to feast his eyes upon. Her freshly shaved pussy was glistening in the light of the bedroom and those large lips were blooming with excitement. Leonard remained where he was and a shiver coursed through his body. It seemed he was following the instructions she whispered in his ear earlier. He let out a groan as he watched her hand slid between her legs from beneath her, and she slid her long finger between the folds of her dripping cunt. She continued as she made both Leonard and Mike watch as she brought herself to orgasm. She didn't stop there, though. She took her finger up, up to the puckered ring of her ass. She let out a moan as she made tiny circles around her asshole; she smeared her juices on it until it was well lubricated. She dipped her finger in and turned back to Leonard. Leonard slid forward, and with his guided his cock to her hand. Penny guided his cock to her pussy. She pushed herself back, back until his shaft began to slowly sink inside her luscious pussy. He was a tight fit, Leonard's cock was thick and it strained her inner folds until they were sopping with juices. Penny turned her head up towards the ceiling and let out an agonizing groan. She kept going, until his entire length was buried in her quaking cunt. Leonard began to fuck her, and he picked up the pace. Penny let out a groan, "Oh fuck! Oh my fucking god, fuck me hard!" She turned her head down and buried it in the pillow. She jerked violently and thrust her head back and yelled out, "Oh fuck!" Mike watched as Leonard plowed into Penny and she yelled back to Leonard, "Fuck me hard, faster, go deep! Don't you dare cum yet Leonard, I'm not there yet!" All of a sudden her entire body went into spasms, from her pussy down to her toes. She whipped her head around and screamed out, "Oh fuck yeah, I'm there, I'm cumming!" The sticky sloshing of her pussy became even soggier and she gushed cum all over Leonard's cock. Leonard could barely make it a second longer. His body was tensing up, but he pulled his cock out just before he came. Penny fell to the mattress and she reached her hand back and gripping his cock, she aimed it directly at her asshole. He blew his wad, covering her asshole with a load of cum that seemed even larger than his previous orgasm. Big Bang Theory Season 01 Ep. 13-15 Penny wiggled her ass and she let out a squeal as she felt his cum flowing down, between her cheeks and downward covering her pussy cuntlips. Leonard slowly rose from Penny's sweaty body, he leaned down and planted a soft kiss on her lips; "I'll leave now so you and Mike can be alone." He grabbed his clothes and turned to Mike and nodded and left the bedroom. He dressed out there and headed back to his apartment. Penny sat up as Leonard's cum dripped further onto her pussy. She turned to Mike, "So?" Mike stood up, "Turn back over Penny; I want to watch his cum drip down and cover your puffy lipped pussy." She did exactly what he requested. She turned her head back to him, "Is this how you want me Mike?" He nodded as he looked down at her, "I thought you were going to have him fuck your ass." He slid onto the bed and mounted Penny without saying another word. He slid deep into her pussy; he slid in easily, helped by Leonard's cum, it now mixed with hers as Mike slid in to his balls. Mike pumped in and out of her at break-neck speed. All he wanted to do now was fill her with his spunk. He leaned over her, he mauled her tits and letting out a loud scream, he filled her cunt with his hot cum. He was in overload and totally spent, he fell away and she slid out of bed and walked toward the bathroom. She stopped in the doorway and turned back to Mike, "Please get dressed and get the fuck out! Do me a favor and forget where I live and lose my number. I don't want someone who only cares about cumming and not their partner's needs!" She slammed to door before he could reply. She stepped into the shower and let the hot steamy water cover her body. As she slowly soothed her aching muscles, she smiled to herself; she really liked what Leonard had done to her and how responsive he was to her needs. She had a new outlook on Leonard and it was nothing but good! A couple days later, off his outstanding good fortune of being able to bed Penny, Leonard's confidence lever was at an all-time high. Howard, Raj and Leonard were waiting to take Sheldon home and they noticed Sheldon talking in his office with a stone-cold fox. Her complexion was of a woman who soaked up the sun regularly. She stood almost as tall as Sheldon. She had dark chestnut brown hair that swept back and forth across her shoulders and settles at the tops of her breasts. As for her body, she had magnificent legs, full, wide hips and a tiny waist, but her greatest attributes had to be her large, full breasts. They rivaled Penny's, and she knew just how to showcase them. She was wearing a multi-colored dress that had a plunging neckline. What made her even more desirable was her cute, southern accent. They finally got Sheldon's attention and the two of them came out of his office and into the hallway. Leonard steps forward, "Sheldon, are you going to introduce us?" "Oh, all right. This is Missy. Missy, this is Leonard, Rajesh, and Howard." She flashes them all her gorgeous smile, "It's nice to meet you." Leonard with his new found confidence smiles back at her, "You too, as well also; so how do you two know each other?" Missy starts to flirt a little and replies, "Oh, he once spent nine months with my legs wrapped around his head." All of a sudden Leonard's confidence vanishes, "Excuse me?" Sheldon shakes his head, "She's my twin sister. She thinks she's funny, but frankly, I've never been able to see it." She pats him playfully on the ass, "That's because you have no measurable sense of humor, Shelly." "How exactly would one measure a sense of humor? A humormometer?" She looks at the guys and waves her arm across to show what she means. "Okay, so let me see if I got this. Leonard, Howard and..."I'm sorry, what was your name again?" She looks to Raj and as always he can't speak. He slowly turns and walks away piquing her interest. The four of them stand there watching Raj walk away in uncomfortable silence and finally Sheldon speaks up, "Rajesh." Leonard tries to regain some of his confidence, "So Missy what brings you here all the way from Texas?" "My friend's getting married in Disneyland. I had to drop off some papers for Shelly to sign for my dad's estate." Sheldon butts in, "The papers could've been mailed. Mom sent you here to spy on me, didn't she?" "I guess that's why they call you a genius." "They call me a genius because I'm a genius. Tell mom that I currently weigh 165 pounds and that I'm having regular bowel movements. Enjoy the wedding, goodbye." Leonard stops Sheldon from leaving, "Whoa, whoa, if the wedding's not till tomorrow, why don't you stay with us tonight?" "Oh, I don't think so. Shelly doesn't like company. Even as a little boy, he'd send his imaginary friends home at the end of the day." Sheldon is getting upset, "They were not friends. They were imaginary colleagues." Missy rolls her eyes and looks to Leonard, "Look, you're here, and we have plenty of room." "No we don't" Howard chimes in, "Come on, Shelly, she's family." "So what? I don't issue invitations to your mother." Missy looks to Leonard, "It would be nice not to have to drive to Anaheim in rush hour." Sheldon cuts her off, "And don't ever call me Shelly." Leonard ignores Sheldon, "So it's settled. You'll stay with us." They start walking towards the parking structure and Sheldon looks around, "What just happened?" Once they got back to the apartment, Sheldon went to his desk and began working on his computer, while Missy, Howard and Leonard conversed on the sofa. Missy was facing the two of them, her legs slightly parted and her dress had climbed halfway up her beautiful legs, "So anyways, we were 8 years old, and Sheldon converts my Easy Bake Oven to some kind of high-powered furnace." Sheldon chimed in, "I needed a place to fire ceramic semiconductor substrates for homemade integrated circuits." Missy shook her head and leaned in towards Leonard even more, "He was trying to build some sort of armed robot to keep me out of his room." Sheldon responded, "Made necessary by her insistence on going into my room." "Anyway, I made those little muffins they give you. There's a big flash, next thing you know, my eyebrows are gone. I had to go through the entire second grade with crooked eyebrows my mother drew on." Sheldon scoffed, "Is that what that was? I just assumed that the second grade curriculum had rendered you quizzical." There was a knock on the door and Penny walks in without anyone answering it. Once again, she looks amazing. Her long golden blonde hair frames her face perfectly, and hangs down, brushing the tops of her large, exposed breasts. She's wearing a yellow cropped top, with a matching cover-up. Her tight ass and legs are molded into a pair of dark blue jeans. She had her laundry basket in her hand and she handed him his Superman t-shirt. He's a little flustered and puts it quickly away; he didn't want Missy to think he was a nerd, but she already knew this, living with Sheldon, what else could he be. "Penny, this is Sheldon's twin sister. Missy, this is our neighbor Penny." "Wow, you don't look that much alike." Sheldon looks up from his computer, "Fraternal twin come from two separate eggs. They are no more alike than any other siblings." Just then Raj runs in, he was accepted as a test subject for a drug to overcome pathological shyness. He's able to speak in front of women now. This comes just in time to try and put the moves on Missy. Even at the university, Missy showed interest in him, she liked the dark and mysterious guys. When he walked away without talking to her, it piqued her interest even more; she was unaware of his phobia about not being to speak around women. He looks to Missy and smiles, "Hello Missy!" He waves his hand at her and can't control his hand from continuing to wave at her. He looks down at his hand, "They mentioned there may be side effects." Later Missy is sitting on the sofa between Howard and Raj. They are going back and forth, trying to impress her. She smiles when Raj questions her, Have you ever heard of the Kama Sutra?" She looks even more uncomfortable, "The sex book." "The Indian sex book! In other words, if you wonder, wonder who wrote the book of love, it was us." Penny moves over to Sheldon and leans over him, "Sheldon, why are you ignoring your sister?" "I'm not ignoring my sister; I'm ignoring all of you." The talk between Raj, Howard and Missy is getting real uncomfortable and Penny notices it. She quickly tried to get Missy away from the two nerds, "Missy, I'm gonna go get my nails done. Do you wanna come?" She immediately jumps to her feet, "God, yes, thanks!" After she leaves the guys fight back and forth about who has the shot to take Missy out. Even though none of them have a real chance, they are unaware Missy has a slight thing for Raj, even after his uncomfortable conversation earlier. Penny and Missy spend the afternoon together, getting to know one another, "So tell me Missy, you told me you were here for a wedding huh?" "Yes, it's Abby, my longtime roommate. We were together for over three years." Penny cleared her throat, "Oh really, Leonard and Sheldon kind of roommates or...? Missy cut her off, "Well it started that way, but soon afterwards, well let me say, we turned the second bedroom into an office for Abby." Penny suddenly became slightly uncomfortable, but tried to hide it, "Oh that's nice, is she marrying another woman or a man, if you don't mind he asking." Missy laughed, "Don't worry Penny; I'm not hitting on you. She's marrying a guy, a real nice man. We are what you call bi-sexual. Even though we were lovers for well over two years, we both enjoy men and even shared a few. That is how Abby met Tom." She leaned in and whispered, "I love nothing better than a stiff cock, especially dark, mysterious men like Raj. He sort of blew it though, he's a little weird." Penny laughed, "Raj is a good guy, a little broken. He has a tough time talking to woman. He either has to be on medication, like now, or half in the bag. Alcohol loosens him up, but look out when he does." "Yeah, I sort of saw that. So tell me Penny, I sort of saw the tension between you and Leonard; anything going on there?" Penny smiled at her, "Yeah, I guess there is. I've known for a while now, Leonard has a thing for me. We sort of went over the line a few days ago. I fucked and sucked the living crap out of him, while my now, ex-boyfriend sat there watching it, he sort of gets off on that sort of thing, no more though, it was just too kinky for me." Missy sat back, "My, my Penny, you do have a slutty side to you, don't you? What do you say we head back, I could use some rest and relaxation before heading to Anaheim in the morning?" Penny shook her head, "No, no I'm not a slut, I just like to try different things and some of them just so happen to be kinky." Missy gently swept a stray lock from Penny's cheek and she caressed her cheek briefly; "Mmmm, sounds interesting, I bet we could really try out some kinky things together, so shall we go?" Penny was intrigued and nervous from what Missy just proposed. She's never been with a woman before, a little making out when she was young at a sleepover, but it never went past a few awkward kisses. She looked at Missy as they walked out of the coffee shop. Missy was beautiful, tall and like Leonard mentioned earlier, perfect. They arrived back at the apartment and just as they stepped in, Missy overheard Sheldon say to Leonard, 'Here, eat this cheese without farting, and you can sleep with my sister." Missy stood there with her arms crossed just below her large, full breasts, she bellowed out in a high voice, "Oh really!" Sheldon didn't see her come in and replied, "Oops!" She walked quickly across the room and down the hall to his bedroom, "Shelly, can I speak to you for a minute? Alone!" "Why does everyone suddenly want to talk to me alone? Usually nobody wants to be alone with me." Penny came over to the other three and looked from one to the other and just stood there smiling. Leonard looked over at her, uneasy with the mood of the room, "We all make mistakes, let's move on." Missy closed the door and turned to Sheldon, Okay, I'm not even gonna ask why you're pimping me out for cheese, but since when do you care at all about who I sleep with?" "It has been pointed out that you have DNA of great potential." "What on earth are you talking about?" "Let me explain. You see, I'm superior genetic mutation, an improvement on the mediocre stock." She steps closer to him, "And what do you mean "mediocre stock"? "That would be you. But residing within you is the potential for another me; perhaps even taller, smarter and less prone to freckling. A Sheldon 2.0, if you will." She's really getting pissed, "Sheldon 2.0?" "Exactly, now I am not saying that I should be the sole decider of who you mate with. If you're not attracted, then the likelihood of conception will be reduced." "You have got to be kidding me." "Not at all; frequent coitus dramatically increases the odds of fertilization." "Okay Shelly, sit down! Now, I've lived my whole life dealing with the fact that my twin brother is, as Mom puts it, one of God's special little people." "I always thought it was more like a cuckoo bird; a superior creature whose egg is placed in the nest of ordinary birds. The newly hatched cuckoo eats all the food, leaving the ordinary siblings to starve to death. Luckily for you, that's where the metaphor ended." She looks at him and says sarcastically; "I thought it ended at cuckoo. Now you listen to me. If you wanna start acting like a brother who cares about me, then terrific. Bring it on, but you try one time to tell me who I should be sleeping with, you and I are gonna go round the way we did when we were little, remember?" Sheldon jumps back and crosses his legs, covering up his package. "I have an alternative proposal." "Go on!" "You donate eggs; we will place them in cryogenic storage. I will find an appropriate sperm donor for you eggs, have them fertilized and implanted in you. That way, everybody wins." All of a sudden Sheldon and Missy are walking out of his bedroom. He's walking funny and he's holding his crotch, "Correction, Missy can date whoever she wants." Penny and Missy go over to Penny's place and Penny cracks open a large bottle of wine. She pours two large glasses of the wine, after placing the bottle on the coffee table; she flops down beside Missy and hands her one of the glasses, "To us and having to put up with those four crazy, but extremely lovable nerds!" Missy clinks glasses with Penny and nods her agreement. She takes a nice long sip of the wine and smiles back at Penny, "I want to thank you for running interference between me and those lovable nerds. So what are we going to do next?" She leans forward and places her wine glass on the coffee table and turns to Penny. Penny smiles nervously at Missy and she can feel her blood pressure rising and her breathing growing shorter and faster. She bit down on her lower lip and shakes her head from side to side. "I don't have any plans, you're the guest, what would you like to do?" She knew that was mistake, opening the door wide for Missy to do exactly what Penny thought she was going to do. She drew in a deep breath as she watched Missy grab hold of her glass and put in beside hers on the table. Penny's dark green eyes were locked on Missy's every move. Her eyes closed when she saw Missy scoots over and her large hand swept Penny's hair from one cheek and her ear. Her hand cupped her cheek and tipping her face up slightly, Penny felt Missy's soft, sweet breath on her lips. She let out a tiny sigh and felt Missy's petal-soft lips make contact with her own. Penny made a slight move to pull back, but was stopped when Missy's fingers tightened on the side of her face. She stopped resisting when she felt Missy's fingers clutch at her silky hair and pull her harder against her insistent lips. Penny went willingly as her lips parted and allowed Missy's hot, slippery, determined tongue to search hers out and dance along it. Missy was always the dominant one with Abby and took over exactly where she left off with Penny. Her hands came up and began caressing and urging Penny to let loose. Missy's mouth left Penny's and as she tugged at Penny's blonde hair, her head tipped back. This allowed Missy to feast on Penny's long, slender neck. She smiled when she heard a tiny gurgling sound escape Penny's throat. Penny's hands finally joined in on the fun. She swept Missy's luxurious brunette hair from her bulging breasts. She swept it over her shoulder and while Missy was nipping at her neck, Penny's lips parted and her tongue darted out and left a trail of wet kisses from her ear, down her throat and into her collarbone. Penny twisted in Missy's arms and their lips met once again. Penny was more urgent now with her kisses. She loved how soft and pliable Missy's lips were. Her kisses were firm, but soft at the same time. She couldn't explain it, it was so different, but so familiar. She knew this was opening up an entirely new chapter in her life when it came to sex, a door she knew she could never close again. Missy pulled away slightly and looked deeply into Penny's lovely green eyes. She smiled and her hands continually stroked Penny's face and combing through her soft, silky hair. She licked her puffy lips and whispered; "We can stop Penny if this is something that you do not want to explore. I just wanted you to know that I don't jump into just any sexual situation that presents itself to me. You are a very special lady, I can see the way Leonard looks at you, you have him under your spell, just like you have me." Penny smiled and nodded, "I'd like to try Missy, but this is so foreign to me. Usually I'm so confident; it becomes second nature for me. I want you to teach me and take me to heights I know are out there between two women." She let out a growl and wrapping her arms around Missy, she kissed her with a lot more urgency then before. She bit her lower lip when Missy pulled away. She giggled, "Slow down Penny, we have all evening and if need be, into the night." Just then there was a knock on Penny's apartment door. She hopped up to answer it and it was Leonard, "Hey Leonard?" "Hi Penny, how's it going?" He noticed her hair was tousled and she had a pink glow about her. "That guy Mike that you were dating, is that still going on?" She cleared her throat, "Sorry, but after what we did while he watched was just too much for me." She leaned in, "You know if things fall into place just right here tonight, you may be in for a special treat." He cleared his throat, but still wanted to take a shot with Missy, "By the way, may I speak to Missy, please?" She smiled and turned away, "Of course!" Missy walked to the door, she was still breathing hard and her entire upper body was flushed from Penny's kisses, "Hi Leonard, what's up?" "Well, since you're leaving, I was wondering if you'd like to go to dinner with me." "That's so sweet, but no thanks!" "Oh, do you have other plans or...?" "No!" "All right, enjoy the rest of your evening." She chuckled; "Oh I intend to, thanks, I'll see you!" Leonard went back over to his place crushed and Howard tried the same act and was shot down too. Missy grabbed Penny as the door closed, and with her being several inches taller than Penny; she leaned down and planted an even hotter kiss on her lips. She was frustrated by all of the interruptions and she slid the jacket off her shoulders and ravished the bare skin from Penny's neck to her shoulder. Penny moaned as she ran her hands up and down Missy's tapered back. She settled on Missy's tight ass and she cupped those magnificent mounds and squeezed them and pulled them apart. She smiled when she produced a groan from Missy's throat. She ran her hands upward and tugged at the loose bodice and managed to free one of her tanned breasts. It was compressed upward as it was fighting to get free of Missy's sexy dark blue, lacy bra. Penny's mouth began to salivate, just thinking about sucking on the rich dark aeroules and perky nipple. She closed her lips around the already stiff bud and Missy crushed her face to her tit. Big Bang Theory Season 01 Ep. 13-15 Missy loved a newbie, teaching her the ways of women on women. She reached down and pulled Penny's cropped top off and tossed it aside. Her mouth was watering, just like Penny's did earlier as she feasted her eyes on Penny's slightly smaller, but firmer and shapelier breasts. She cupped one; it was difficult seeing Penny refused to release her hold on Missy's large breast. She strummed the tight tip with her thumb and catching it with her index finger; she rolled it around and tugged at it. Penny was squirming around, she knew she was hooked on women, but would never abandon a stiff cock. She loved that Missy took her time, loved kissing her and the foreplay was absolutely amazing. She reluctantly released Missy's nipple when Missy gripped her shoulders and pushed her back onto the cushions of the sofa. She arched her hips immediately when Missy unsnapped her pants and drew down the zipper. She let out a tiny moan when Missy drew her pants down her shapely legs and she spread her legs wide. She was proud of her puffy cunt and wanted Missy to see what was in store for her. Missy tossed the pants aside and looked at Penny's tanned body from her head to her toes. She suddenly sat up and in one swift move, drew her dress off and leaning forward, in just her bra, panties and heels, she set her sights on Penny's luscious, naked body. Placing her hands on her ankles; her hands slid upward, caressing and massaging her way upward. By the time Missy reached Penny's knees, Penny was moaning uncontrollably. Penny bit on her lower lip and it was impossible for her to keep her high-strung body still. She let out a gasp when Missy's hands slid up her thighs and she focused her eyes on Missy's large hands. She let out a sigh when she felt and saw the backs of Missy's hands scrape across her puffy, glistening cuntlips. Just then there was a knock on the door. Penny yelled out, "Oh mother fucker, you have to be kidding me!" She scrambled to her feet, completely naked, she ran into the bedroom and came running out in an extremely short, mid-thigh silky robe. She threw open the door and Raj stood there. Penny's hair was disheveled and her unencumbered tits swayed provocatively in her tiny robe, she blurted out, "Missy!" Raj nodded, "Thank you, I apprec... Apprec...Apprec... Uh, oh!" Penny smiled, "Oh honey; is your medication wearing off?" All he could do was nod. Just then Missy came to the door and stood behind Penny, in just her bra, panties and heels. She had her hands on her wide hips and she was smiling from ear to ear, "Well, hi, cutie pie. I was hoping you'd show up." Raj's eyes bugged out as he looked at the gorgeous brunette, half naked and he tried to speak, but couldn't. Penny grabbed Raj by the arm and pulled him into the living room, "That's okay Raj, we have a large bottle of wine here. We talked it over and we were waiting for you to come over, now take a seat over there on the other sofa and sip your wine and just watch, right Missy? She giggled, "Oh you have no idea what we have planned for you and Leonard." Raj took a large gulp of the wine and looked at Missy, all of a sudden his self-confidence returned, "Oh Missy I'm sure I'll be ready, willing and able to do whatever you two have planned for me. Wait; what is this about Leonard, I thought you turned him down." Penny smiled at him, "Oh she did Raj, but I sampled Leonard a couple days ago and if Missy doesn't want him, I surely do. Now strip and sit there and enjoy the show. Oh, one other thing, if you speak or get off the couch, you're out of here, understand?" He nodded and quickly ripped off his clothes and sat naked on the sofa and waited for the show, he had no idea what show, but waited to see it. Penny turned to Missy and slipped her hands around her waist. She ran one hand up her tapered back and closing his fingers deep in Missy's glossy dark hair, she drew her down to her and their open mouths met in a wet, and extremely hot kiss. Over the next ten minutes, they stood there rocking back and forth kissing and caressing one another. Missy reached down and opened Penny's robe. Slipping it off her body, they both heard a groan come from Raj. They broke their embrace and Missy looked over at Raj, "Oh cutie pie, it's okay if you moan or groan, just no talking. You better watch out how hard you stroke that gorgeous cock of yours, neither of us want it going off and wasting all of that precious man juice, right Penny?" "Mmmmm you're right Missy!" She turned back to Missy and slipped down to her knees. She grabbed hold of her skin-tight panties and drew them off her gorgeous ass and down those mouth-watering legs. She was drawn to Missy's pussy. She had a nice patch of dark hair directly above her glistening pussy. Below that, she was completely bare. Missy moved to the sofa directly across from where Raj was sitting. She planted her elbows on the sofa's arm and knelt on the cushions. She thrust her ass up into the air, offering her luscious body up to Penny. Penny reached for her phone and whispered to Missy. She giggled when Missy nodded yes and Penny immediately began typing, "Come on over ASAP! Before entering the apartment, strip off all your clothes. Come in and take a seat next to Raj. You cannot say a word; if you do you will have to leave immediately. If you agree to this, follow the instructions, come on over, the door is unlocked!" She tossed the cellphone on the cocktail table, and took a large swig of the wine. She stood there briefly and looked at Raj still stroking his cock. She looked back to Missy and took in her luscious figure. Her large breasts hung down from her body like two ripe melons. Her long, chestnut brown hair flowed about her face and shoulders. Her arched tapered back was alluring and that tiny waist and luscious ass beckoned her to caress them. She climbed up onto the sofa behind Missy and her hands gently caressed Missy's back, waist and hips. She slid them across and around those two perfect cheeks. She dipped down and inhaled Missy's intoxicating scent. Her tongue darted out and gently wormed her way along the deep crack of her ass. She first tickled her starred hole and she smiled when she felt Missy push back against her tongue. She dipped deeper and heard a loud grunt come from Missy's throat. Just them the door flew open and Leonard stood there completely naked. His cock wasn't flaccid, but wasn't stiff, not yet at least. He stopped dead in his tracks, his mouth dropped open and he was about to speak when Missy threw her head back and although she was panting loudly, she blurted out, "Say one word Leonard and you're out of here!" Leonard placed his hand over his mouth and closed the door behind him. He looked over to Raj and he stopped dead again. He turned back to the naked women on the sofa, but didn't say a word. Again Missy barked out a command, "Sit your ass down beside Raj and do not utter a word. You can moan, groan, grunt and squeal, but do not say a word. You two must follow our commands or you must leave immediately, agreed?" They both nodded as Leonard took a seat next to Raj. Penny drew her face from between Missy's wide-spread legs and turned to them, "Closer, get closer to one another!" She resumed licking away at Missy's pussy. She whispered out to Missy, "I'm flying blind her Missy. I've never done this before and I want to please you, tell me what to do!" She threw her long hair over her shoulder and panted out, "Oh Penny, you're doing just fine. Just continue doing what you're doing. If you get lost, just do what you like having someone do to you, you can't go wrong with that. Oh fuck, yeah Penny, just like that!" She dropped her head to the arm of the sofa and pushed back against Penny's invading tongue. Penny clamped her lips over Missy's cunt and sucked as hard as she could. In doing this, Missy's cuntlips blossomed and allowed Penny's tongue to dip deeper into the exposed hole. She sucked and swallowed all of the juices Missy gave her. Penny slid first one and then a second finger into the dripping hole. She twisted her fingers around and locating Missy's G-spot, she began rubbing it gently with her fingertips. Missy bucked wildly and letting out a loud grunt, she exploded, flooding Penny's face with her juices. She pushed back, grinding her ass hard against Penny, soaking her lips, tongue, chin, and down her neck. She fell to the sofa and lay there moaning her approval. After a minute or so, she rolled over and drew Penny into her arms. Their heavy breasts flattened against one another's and they hugged and kissed feverously. Missy licked and sucked the cum she deposited all over Penny's face into her mouth and returning, she fed it back to Penny. She lovingly swept the damp hair from Penny's face and giving her a peck on the nose whispered out, "Okay Penny, your turn. Ready for a woman to bring you to heights you've never been to before?" Penny was grinning from ear to ear and all she could do was nod her head. She let out a yelp when Missy gripped her ankles and pulled her down till she was flat on her back. She groaned out when Missy took one of Penny's legs and planted the foot flat on the floor. She giggled when Missy took her other leg and placed it high on the back cushion of the sofa. She was laying there spread eagled, her large green eyes staring up at Missy in bated anticipation. Missy had a smirk on her face. She turned to the two naked guys on the other sofa, "Time to get you guys involved, remember, NO TALKING! Leonard, replace Raj's hand and start stroking his cock. Not too hard, I don't want him cumming just yet." Leonard was about to protest, but Missy put one finger up, "Say one word or refuse to do what we say and you're out of here." Leonard let out a groan and slowly wrapped his fist around Raj's cock. He kept his eyes plastered on the two women before him and he started stroking Raj's cock. Raj let out a groan and his hips began to move slightly from Leonard's hand. He reached over and picked up a bottle of lotion that was sitting on the end table. He handed it to Leonard and Leonard squirted a palm-full into his hand and resumed stroking Raj's cock. Missy turned back to Penny and whispered to her, "Keep an eye on those two and make sure they comply." She started by planting hot, wet kisses all over Penny's breasts and belly. She sucked lazily at Penny's stiff, rosy nipples and had her closing her eyes and rolling her head from side to side in ecstasy. Penny was clawing at her back and her hands were gathering up Missy's silky hair in her hands as she tried to guide her lower. Missy went at her own pace and was now flicking her tongue along Penny's belly and she smiled to herself when she dipped her tongue in Penny's belly-button and flick it in and out several times. She had Penny panting wildly as she was on the verge of cumming already. She slid lower and blew lightly at the puffy lips of Penny's oozing cunt. With an animal-like cry, Missy burrowed her face into Penny's cunt and began ravishing it as if it was the last pussy she would ever lick. Penny thrashed around on the sofa and immediately started cumming. She gushed her hot, tangy and sweet cream all over Missy's lips and tongue. She clawed at Missy's head as she tried to stuff her head into her cunt. The leg on the back of the sofa came crashing down and she strummed Missy's back with it. Missy was relentless as she sucked and lapped away at Penny's entire pussy. She sucked on the fat lips. Darted her tongue in and out of the bubbling hole and when she flicked her tongue back and forth and from side to side over her stiff clit, it sent Penny directly into an even stronger orgasm. Penny was sweating from every pore and she bucked about on the sofa and turning her head, she locked eyes with Leonard. He was stroking Raj's cock harder and faster now. She had a sly smile cross her lips. She licked her parched lips and blurted out, "Okay Leonard, stop jacking Raj off. Sit back and watch us. Raj, if you want to fuck Missy after this, you have to lean down and suck Leonard's cock!" Leonard's eyes nearly bugged out when he heard Penny yell that out and before he could react, Raj leaned over and took half of his stiff, pre-cum leaking cock into his mouth ad he began bobbing up and down. Leonard closed his eyes and his fingers fisted Raj's hair as he felt Raj's tongue on his cockhead. He focused on the duo on the other sofa, because he didn't want to watch a guy suck on his cock. When Missy heard Penny command, she pulled her head out from between Penny's cum coated thighs and her lust filled eyes were locked on the two guys, "Oh fuck Penny, you are so fucking hot making them do that. That is incredible and I can't wait to have that dark, fat cock filling me up." Penny sat up and threw her leg over Missy's and as she tried standing, her legs gave out and she flopped back down onto the sofa. "Oh fuck Missy, look at Raj go. I hope he can eat pussy as well as he sucks cock." Missy stood up on shaky legs and grabbed Penny by the wrist. She pulled her to her feet, "Well let's find out, no time like the present to see how they perform." She turned to Raj, "Okay Sweetie Pie, enough of that cock sucking, that's Penny and my specialty. Take us to the bedroom and show us how well you can fuck!" In a blur, Raj was off Leonard's cock, he stood up and with a scream from Missy, he threw her lithe form over his shoulder and hurried to Penny's bedroom. Penny was laughing hysterically as she watched Raj carry Missy to her bedroom. She grabbed hold of Leonard's hand and pulled him to his feet. She kissed him open-mouthed and coming up for air she whispered in his ear, "I hope you didn't mind jacking off Raj. It got me so fucking hot! I can't wait to ride that gorgeous cock of yours and have you fill my pussy with your cum. I loved making love to Missy, but it will never, ever be able to replace a good, hard cock. Now take me into the bedroom and fuck me, fuck me and make me cum. Maybe after that, I'll let you fuck Missy in the ass. She told me she loves DP!" Penny and Leonard entered the bedroom and Raj was flat on his back with his head on the pillow. Missy was straddling his body; her pussy was plastered against his face. Her head was between his legs and all you could hear was the slurping of her mouth as she sucked on his cock. They couldn't see his cock, Missy's long hair covered his entire crotch area and her hair swished back and forth as she bobbed up and down on his cock. Penny turned to Leonard, "I had enough of Missy's tongue and mouth on my pussy. What I need now is a good stiff cock fucking me till I explode all over it. How do you want me, your choice seeing we made you play with Raj's cock?" He pushed her onto the bed, "Please Penny, can we forget that ever happened. As for how I want you, anyway and everyway would be just fine with me. How about we start with you on your knees? I love watching that gorgeous ass of yours as I plow into you from behind." "Ah that's so sweet, come on stud, mount me!" She slid onto the bed and threw her head back and smiled back at him. She sucked in her breath when she felt him slide into her. It was easy seeing she was so wet from Missy's expert tonguing. She threw her head back again and reaching out, she caught hold of him and their mouths fused. She worked her tongue back and forth against his and sucked his into her mouth. She moaned loudly when she felt his hand cupping her swaying tit and started cumming as soon as he located her clit with one hand and twisted and pulled at her plump nipple with the other. Beside them, Missy twisted around and mounted Raj's saliva covered cock. She had to be from Texas, because she rode his cock like a cowgirl rides a bucking bronco. Her hair was a wild mess as she whipped it around and thrust her hips forwards and backwards, taking Raj's entire dark cock into her pretty pink pussy. Raj was in heaven, he looked up into Missy's dark blue eyes and reaching up, he began mauling her large tits. He looked to his right and was staring at Penny who was coming down from yet another orgasm. He smiled at her and he was surprised when she leaned over and planted a hot kiss on his lips. Not to be outdone, Leonard, who was on his knees behind Penny. He continued to pump his thick hard cock into her spasming pussy, leaned over and caught hold of Missy. They clutched at each other and he caught one of her large breasts in his hand as his other clutched at her wild dark mane of hair. Missy was cumming and sucked hard on Leonard's tongue as they swapped spit and letting go of his tongue, she shoved it deep into his mouth. She rolled off of Raj and spinning around, tugged at Leonard. She guided him into her pussy, just as he was fucking Penny. Penny broke her kiss with Raj and immediately threw one leg over his outstretched body and took up the position, Missy just vacated. The four of them were fucking one another and Missy was happy she took up Penny's offer to come over for the evening. She had a new found admiration for nerds, they may not be the most adept in the outside world, but when it came to making love and satisfying a woman, they knew their material. Missy was on the verge of cumming yet again and she knew Leonard wasn't going to last very long. She whipped her head around; "I want you to fuck my tits Leonard. I want to feel your cum shoot all over my tits and face, what do you think?" "Oh that sounds great Missy, but I still can go longer. I want you to cum first and then I'll do just that!" He picked up the pace and wrapped one arm around her waist and slid his hand between her legs. He fucked her harder, the entire room was filled with moans and groans and the sound of skin slapping against skin. He started flicking her clit and she went off like a firecracker. She shook and quivered as she bathed his cock with her juices. She fell to the bed and as he popped out, she rolled over and Leonard mounted her upper body. Missy was gasping for breath as her orgasm continued. She licked her full, ripe lips and watched as Leonard slid his cum coated cock between her large tits. She pushed them together with her arms, and craned her neck to suck his cock as he pushed forward. Over and over again he slid his stiff cock between those twin pillows of flesh. He threw his head back and let out a grunt and started cumming. He drenched her face, neck and tits with his massive load. She opened her mouth to accept as much as she could, but in the end, more was on her than in her. Beside her, Penny was cumming again. She came so many times, she lost count and was dripping in sweat. Her gorgeous blonde hair was sticking to her face covered in sweat. She arched her back and started cumming just after she felt Raj explode and began filling her juicy pussy with his thick, creamy load. She fell against him and she let out another groan when he caught one of her perky nipples between his lips and sucked lovingly at it. After a few minutes, Leonard rolled off of Missy and Penny slid over and licked and sucked the load he deposited on Missy's face. She positioned her mouth over Missy's and opening her mouth, she let it drool out directly into Missy's open mouth. Penny crushed her mouth to Missy's and they swapped Leonard's cum back and forth until it was all gone. Raj and Leonard slipped out of the room and went into the living room to dress. When they were dressed they re-entered the bedroom and Missy was between Penny's thighs. She was sucking the cum out of her pussy, the cum Raj deposited there a few minutes ago. The two of them ended up in the shower where they soaped up one another and once again made sure every inch of each other's body was washed, dried and satisfied. The next day Missy had to leave and get to Anaheim to attend her old roommate's wedding. As she left the apartment complex she walked down the stairs with Sheldon, she was completed satisfied with the visit. She enjoyed spending time with her brother, but loved the time she spent with Penny, Raj and Leonard much more. Big Bang Theory Season 01 Ep. 16-17 Author's note: The series resets with this episode. Remember that as this story progresses, many times they resume the storyline as if never having sex before with each other. So is the case in this episode. The three women and Penny, who entered Leonard & Sheldon's apartment while they are playing Halo, are back and unknown to them. Bernadette appears in this episode, even though she isn't really introduced to Howard until season 3. ***** The nerd crew was at the Cheesecake Factory for dinner. Penny and her friends were at another table singing Happy Birthday to one of the patrons. Penny came over to the table afterwards. "So Leonard, will we be seeing you on Saturday for your free birthday cheesecake?" Sheldon breaks in, "He can't eat cheesecake, he's lactose intolerant." She nods, "Okay, he can have carrot cake." "What about the cream cheese frosting?" "He can scrape it off!" By now she's getting a little irritated. Leonard cuts in, "Forget about the cake; how did you know my birthday's Saturday?" "I did your horoscope, remember? I was gonna do everybody's until Sheldon went on one of his psychotic rants." "For the record, that psychotic rant was a concise summation of the research of Bertram Forer who, in 1958, proved conclusively through meticulous experiments that astrology is pseudoscientific hokum." She was really irritated now, "Blah, blah, blah, typical Taurus! So we gonna see you Saturday Leonard?" "I don't think so." "Why not?" "I don't celebrate my birthday." She slapped his playfully on the arm, "Shut up, yeah you do." "It's no big deal. It's the way I was raised. My parents focused on celebrating achievements and being expelled from a birth canal was not considered one of them." "That's so silly!" Sheldon butts in again, "It's actually based on very sound theories. His mother published a paper on it." She scoffs, "Well, what was it called? "I Hate My Son and That's Why He Can't Have Cake?" "So you've really never had a birthday party?" "No, but it was okay." The next day Penny was at her door and as soon as Leonard left the apartment to pick up dinner, Penny hurried across the hall and knocked on their door. Sheldon answered it and she went it. "Okay, here's the deal. We'll throw Leonard a kickass surprise party for his birthday." Sheldon shook his head, "I hardly think so! Leonard made it clear he doesn't want a party. I think a birthday party is a terrible idea. I envy Leonard for growing up without that anguish. "Okay, sweetie, I understand you have scars that no non-professional can heal, but nevertheless, we're gonna throw Leonard a birthday party." "I'm extremely uncomfortable with dancing, loud music and most other forms of alcohol-induced frivolity." "Nevertheless..." "In addition..." She cut him off again, "You either help me throw Leonard a birthday party or I will go into your bedroom and unbag all of your mint-condition comic books. And on one of them--You won't know which one, -- I'll draw a tiny happy face in ink." She gave him a stern stare. "You can't do that. If you make a mark in a mint comic book, it's no longer mint." She tips her head to one side and looks to the ceiling, "Do you understand the concept of blackmail?" "Well, of course, I --Oh!" He sees her point as she smiles at him. He turns to Howard and Raj, "Hey, I have an idea. Let's throw Leonard a kissass birthday party." Saturday comes along and they meet in Penny's apartment. Penny found out that Sheldon didn't get Leonard a birthday present and she decides to take him to the store to purchase one. It's Raj's job to get the party set-up while Howard has to get Leonard out of the apartment so they can get it together. Howard decides to fake eating peanuts and has Leonard take him to the emergency room. He has to stall after getting Penny on the phone. Sheldon is helping people at the electronic store and Penny is frustrated, "Listen you gotta stall Leonard longer." "I don't think I can." "You have to; we all have to be there to yell "surprise!" "You have to understand something. We're in a hospital right now." "Just hold him there a little longer." "I've done my best but he wants to go home and I don't know how to stop him." She was suddenly getting a headache, "Okay, how about this? You keep him longer, when you get to the party, I'll point out which of my friends are easy." All of a sudden the line went silent. Howard is in shock and Penny thought the line went dead. She looked at her phone to make sure the line was still active. He finally manages to speak, "Don't toy with me, woman!" "I got a former fat girl with no self-esteem. I have a girl who punishes her father by sleeping around. An alcoholic who's two tequila shots away from letting you wear her like a hat." Howard is stunned and finally replies; "Thy will be done!" He manages to fake it a while longer and gets Leonard back to the apartment. Howard held back in the car and called Penny, "I hope I held him off long enough. We're about to enter the lobby, remember your deal, is the girl who has sex to piss off her father up there?" "She sure is Howard, along with the alcoholic and she's already atop Raj's shoulders, two sheets to the wind. Hold him off one minute while I get everyone to hide." "Okay Penny, but I want first crack at the father hater, what's her name anyways?" "Her name is Bernadette; she's a new waitress at the Cheesecake Factory and she has a rack on her you'll just love." "We'll be right up!" Howard stalled Leonard in the lobby telling him to check his mailbox. They climbed the stairs and Howard opened the door. Everyone was hiding, but there were drinks everywhere. Leonard looked around, knowing something was off and as he turned to Howard, Penny and her friends jumped up; "SURPRISE, HAPPY BIRTHDAY LEONARD!" Leonard was truly surprised; he turned to Howard, "You went through all of that, just for me?" Howard looked around for his payoff and looked back to Leonard, "Yeah, okay, let's go with that, Happy Birthday, see you later." He moved over to Penny, he couldn't take his eyes off of her legs. Earlier she was wearing a shorter than mid-thigh tunic, and under it she was wearing a pair of brown pants. Those pants were now gone and now the tunic was not nearly the sundress it was made out to be. As she moved about, her bare ass was showing. It was evident somewhere along the way she lost her panties along with the slacks. Howard stood before her, "Okay Penny, I did as you asked, where is my prize?" Penny was already pretty well lit-up. She giggled and led him over to Bernadette. "Hi Bernadette, this is Howard, I just know the two of you will get along just fine. Howard this is Bernadette." He bowed to her and looked her up and down. She had just come from work, but had lost her starched white blouse. On top all she was wearing was the extremely tight gold vest they all wore at the Cheesecake Factory. He couldn't pull away from the huge tits that tried desperately to leap free from their confinement, "Nice to meet you Bernadette, would you like a drink? I sure know I need one!" He turned to Penny and hugged her and whispered in her ear, "Oh thank you Penny, you're my new best friend!" They turned and headed towards the bar. Howard came to the bar and Sheldon was behind the bar. He was put in charge of dolling out the alcohol. He was sort of distracted, because behind the bar, on her knees was the tiny strawberry blonde, petite black woman. She was wearing the exact same dress she wore a few months ago when Penny showed them how involved the guys were, even when tempted to have sex with them. Today she was getting her wish. She had Sheldon's rather large cock out. Her mouth was sliding up and down the length of it. She tried taking the large dick into her mouth, but it was way too long for her to handle. She ran her lips up and down the length, stopping to suck on his huge nuts. Sheldon had his fingers wound in the mass of blonde curls atop her head. He saw Penny walk by. She had Mike on her arm and his hands were under her tiny sundress. From the look on her face, Mike found her wet pussy and was fingering her. Sheldon groaned out to her, "I have to say Penny, you were right, we ARE throwing Leonard a kickass birthday party!" He grabbed hold of his cock and slapped the side of Naomi cheeks with it. He smiled down at her, "Open up Naomi, I want to feel your hot mouth on my cock again." She looked up at him, "Oh Sheldon, I really want to, but it is way too big." "Don't worry, you don't have to take it all, just take as much as you can, I promise I won't shove it in any deeper than you can take." She did so, but was still cautious he didn't lose control. She bobbed up and down and after a few seconds, she took more and more without being forced to. "Sheldon, can we have a couple glasses of white wine?" Sheldon looked at Howard, tossed him a couple of plastic Solo cups and pushed an open bottle of wine towards him, "Help yourself Wolowitz, I sort of have my hands full down here." Bernadette giggled, "Looks like Naomi has her mouth full, not your hands Sheldon." Howard poured two full glasses of wine and handed one to Bernadette, "Care to find a quieter place where we can be alone and talk and get to know one another?" In her squeaky voice she replied, "Sure, but I'd rather find a bedroom where we can fuck!" Howard spit out his wine as he started choking on what she said. After recovering, all he could do was nod. He pulled her by the arm and led her across the hall to Penny's empty apartment. He led her directly to her bedroom and closed the door behind him. Bernadette downed her wine and hopped up onto the bed and bounced as she did so. One of her large tits popped out and shone up at Howard like a hi-beamed car headlight. She bounced up and down on the bed, "Come on Howard, get your clothes off, I want to suck your cock. Do you have a video camera on your cell phone? I want to make sure I get it all on video so I can by mistake send to my hard ass father." Howard stripped faster than thought possible. He jumped up onto the bed and flopped down on his back. His six inch cock was already stiff as a board and swayed at full mast back and forth. Bernadette giggled and in one swift motion, drew the tight sweater vest up and over her head. Her long, curly blonde hair tumbled down around her shoulders and rested on the tops of her huge tits. She slid down and parting his thighs, she lay flat on her belly and began planting tiny butterfly kisses all along his upper thighs. Her tongue flicked out and stabbed at his nut sack. She clamped her lips upon one nut and sucked it gently into her mouth. She rolled it around in her mouth and with a pop, let it go. She drew the other one in and she had him squirming around on the bed. Howard reached out and began mauling her huge tits and she smiled up at him. "Would you like to fuck them Howie? I'll let you, I love having a guy's cum shoot all over my titties; as long as you cum in my mouth first. I love the taste of cum and can never get enough." Howard fell back on Penny's orange pillows and rolled his head around, "Oh fuck, remind me to thank Penny, you are a godsend." She giggled, "I'm Catholic, not sure what that means, seeing I'm not a Jew, Howie?" She scooted up onto her knees and licked the length of his cock, "I sure hope you like blowjobs, I'm known as the best, even better than Penny at the Cheesecake Factory!" She started in and she made love to his cock. She sucked it, she stroked it, she deep-throated it. Every couple of sucks, she would pull her lips off the tip and open her mouth and allow a stream of thick, hot saliva drool out. She would catch it in his fist and draw it back to the head. Her lips would descend once again, suck up the saliva and then his cock would disappear in her mouth once again. She'd did this over and over again. Her fists would swipe upward and when she opened her palm, she'd spread her fingers and giggle as her saliva made a web between her fingers. She would suck in back in and start all over again. Howard was going insane. He watched in awe as Bernadette, in over half a dozen times, brought him to the brink of cumming, then she'd squeeze the root of his cock and he'd lose the urge to cum. He had blue balls and desperately needed to cum. "Please, please Bernadette, let me cum! You're driving me crazy and if I don't come soon, I'll have to run into the bathroom and do it myself." She giggled again, "Aw my poor baby! Okay, I'll let you cum, but you promised me you'd fuck my titties later, right?" He nodded vigorously, "Anything Bernadette, anything you want, just let me cum." "Okay Howie, I'll let you cum, you have to video it though, my father will go ballistic when he sees this." She used her mouth and tiny hand and working her magic, he was at the brink in a matter of seconds. She felt his cock swell and she closed her lips around the shaft. She let out a squeal when she felt the first blast. It was so fierce, that it stung the back of her mouth and it startled her. She pulled off of it and the next several blasts covered her face and glasses. She continued to stroke it and swipe the shaft all over her face, "Hee, hee, hee! Oh my god Howie, you sure had a heavy load there." She smacked her lips, "I never felt an eruption like that ever before." He groaned out, "Neither have I Bernadette, I can say without a doubt you are the best cocksucker I've ever had." She let out a groan, "Mmmm that sure was tasty, told you I was great! Now how long before you're ready to go again?" She swept the cum dripping down her face and licked her tiny fingers clean. "Not too long Bernie, how about we get you out of that skirt and let me show you how well I can eat pussy. I'm known around the synagogue as a very thorough cunt lapper." She let out a squeal, "A Jew eating a Catholic pussy, my father will have a heart-attack!" She sat up and stripped off her skirt and skimmed out of her panties. She spread her shapely, tiny legs seeing she's a stretch to hit five feet tall. She turned and shook her gorgeous bubble butt at Howard, "How do Jews like butts?" He leaned down and planted several hot, wet kisses all over her ass, "Seeing it isn't Kosher, I'd have to check, but seeing I eat pork lo mein all the time, I think I could put it on my steady diet." He wrapped his arms around her shapely thighs and began raining kisses all over her ass cheeks and down between the tight crack of her ass. Bernie let out a squeal and shook her ass even more. She pushed hard against his invading tongue and let out a grunt when she felt his tongue penetrate her tight butt hole. Back in Leonard's apartment, Carol, the woman Penny said was an alcoholic was still perched on Raj's shoulders. She was the tall, short haired redhead who was singing Happy Birthday along with Penny at the restaurant. She was now naked from the waist down. She had a drink in one hand and her other hand was turning Raj's head and pushing it against her fat cuntlips. She was frustrated, she wanted to get off from Raj's tongue, but he wasn't making very good contact. On the other hand, she didn't want to stop drinking. She decided she could get a drink later, downing the drink; she tossed her plastic cup to the cluttered kitchen counter. She grabbed hold of Raj's head and lifting her butt, she managed to twist around, still on his shoulders, but now facing him. Carol arched her hips upward and presented her luscious cunt to his mouth. Raj was beyond excited and letting out a loud grunt, dove right in and started munching on her pussy. His hands were mauling her butt cheeks and locking his arms, he hoisted her higher so he could lap away at her pussy easier. Carol, in a drunken state, moaned loudly, "Is there an open bedroom where we can go to so we can fuck?" Raj spun on his heels and nearly tripped on the step on the way down the hall. He opened Sheldon's door, but Sheldon and Naomi were in there fucking away like two otters. He went to Leonard's bedroom and found it vacant. He placed one knee on the bed and Carol scooted off his shoulders and fell back onto the bed. Sitting up she slipped off her gold vest and after unbuttoning just a couple of buttons on her blouse, she pulled it up and over her head. Raj was already naked, getting out of his clothes in nothing flat. He hopped onto the bed and quickly removed her overflowing bra; He buried his face between the twin mounds of flesh and began nipping away at the tender flesh. Carol reached down and started stroking his fat, brown dynamite cock. She tore free from him and looked up at him with those gorgeous green eyes, "I hope you like oral sex, because I can never get enough of it. How about you sucking on my clit while I go down on you?" He chuckled, "Is that a trick question?" Before she could reply, Raj fell back onto the bed and pulled at Carol's legs until they were positioned around his head. Gripping her tight buns, he drew her down to his waiting tongue, just before he made contact, he felt a hot, wet mouth close about his thick, stiff shaft and the warmth spread as she took him deep into her mouth, he was in heaven. He flicked his tongue back and forth and uncovering her tiny red pearl, he began strumming it. He heard Carol squeal around his cock and he was rewarded with her mouth taking his entire length deeper into her mouth. He felt it bump against the back of her throat and withdrew slightly. He slipped two fingers into her dripping cunt and twisting his fingers around, he located her G-spot. He began to pet it lightly and Carol shot off like a rocket, drenching his fingers and his active tongue. Carol was cumming like mad, her entire body tensed up and when it exploded, she squeezed his head so hard, she nearly crushed it like a walnut. She slowly came down from her orgasm and concentrated on sucking Raj's cock. She gripped it in one hand and as she stroked it downward, her warm, wet lips followed. Over and over again, she went faster and harder. She tickled his nuts with her other hand and she was soon rewarded with a gush of his cum. It filled her mouth and like a pro, she swallowed every ounce of his cum. Smacking her lips, she stood up, slipped into her clothes and kissing Raj lightly on the nose giggled, "That was nice, I need another drink before I sober up." She was out of there before Raj could say a word. Raj was too weak to move, but slowly got up, dressed and resumed partying with the other. In the living room, the birthday boy was surrounded by the other two who were there a few weeks ago, tempting the nerds while they concentrated and played Halo. The tall, slender Heather, her dark chestnut brown hair was swept up in a bun, while Lucy, the raven haired Asian, with the tight, body clung to his other side. Leonard saw Penny across the room, she was in a heated embrace with Mike and he figured it was time to forget about Penny and go for it with both Heather and Lucy. Heather leaned over and started nuzzling his neck. She took his hand and placed it high upon her bare thigh. She, along with Lucy was wearing matching short, black skirts. She was wearing a powder blue, pullover cashmere sweater. It accented her large breasts. As for Lucy, she also had a sweater on, but it was white and it was a button-up. It too showed off her breasts. They were smaller, but just as firm and high standing. She had the two or three buttons undone and it showed her pretty cleavage. It was evident she wasn't wearing a bra as her stiff nipples were showing and those firm mounds were trying to leap from for the sweater. Lucy was being a little bolder than Heather. She nibbled at Leonard's ear from the other side, while her hand was tracing the lump in his trousers. She tugged a little harder on his earlobe and feeling his cock leap in her hand, she stopped rubbing it, but now was squeezing it harder. She stuck out her tongue and ran it along the crease of his ear and when she heard him let out a moan, her hand released his cock and went to work on his pants zipper. Getting it undone she whispered to him, "Lift your ass, I want to free your gorgeous cock so I can suck on it." Big Bang Theory Season 01 Ep. 16-17 Leonard did as Lucy asked and she slid off the sofa to the floor before him, taking his pants and shorts downward as she did so. He opened his eyes and stared at Penny across the room as she stared at what her friend was doing to Leonard. He smiled at her and closed his eyes when he felt Lucy's long black hair swish along his thighs. His grip on Heather's bare leg tightened when he felt Lucy's lips close around his cock and felt her mouth take more and more of his stiff cock into her mouth. He opened his eyes when he felt something soft and stiff brush his lips. He was staring at Heather's large mounds of flesh, her bright red nipple brushed his lips and parting his lips, he sucked one of those luscious morsels into his mouth. He looked past Heather and saw Penny's mouth was open wide; Mike was behind her, her eyes were plastered on what her two girlfriends were doing to him. Penny pushed back against Mike and he slowly slid to his knees and she let out a gasp when he raised the back of her extremely short sundress. She sucked in her breath when she felt his tongue poking at her wet slit. She groaned when he slid higher and began teasing her tight asshole. She looked over at Leonard and was jealous that her two friends were able to get into his pants, something she was working her way up to, but still hasn't had the nerve to try. She closed her eyes and groaned louder as Mike shoved two fingers up into her pussy and began finger-fucking her. She bolted upright, she needed fucking and watching Lucy and Heather taking advantage of Leonard, she couldn't watch. She pulled Mike to his feet and smoothing down her dress, she grabbed him by the wrist, "Come on Mike, we're going over to my place. I need to be fucked hard and fast, are you willing?" He chuckled, "Is that a trick question Penny, let's go!" They were out of there in a flash and headed across the hall to her place. Leonard watched as the woman of his dreams left his birthday party with another guy. Even though he had two beautiful women fawning over him, his heart still dropped. He was quickly brought back to reality when Heather stood up and slid out of her skirt and panties. She was now naked and she grabbed Leonard by the shoulders and urged him onto his back. Lying flat on his back, Heather straddled his head and lowered her pussy down onto his open mouth. She plastered her pussy upon his mouth and began rubbing up and down, from his chin up to his nose. She did this over and over again and Leonard shoved his tongue as deep into her pussy as he could. While this was happening Lucy had to release his cock and she slipped out of her skirt and panties, still in her half buttoned up sweater, she climbed up onto the sofa too. She straddled his cock and grabbing hold of it, she stuffed it into her pussy. It slid in easily seeing she had it coated in her saliva. She leaned forward and began mauling Heather's large, heavy breasts. Heather nearly tore off Lucy's sweater and as the two of them rode Leonard's cock and tongue, they clutched at one another. Their lips met and they were moaning and groaning constantly. Raj sat at the nearby chair, stroking his cock watching the two gorgeous dark haired women kissing passionately. He looked around and Carol was in another chair, fully clothed, but passed out. He rose from his chair and moved over to Heather. He swept her long brown hair from her neck and he began licking and sucking at the sensitive skin just below her jaw. Heather turned and grabbed hold of his arm. She urged him to get up on the sofa and as he tried to balance on the cushions, Heather leaned over and replaced his hand with her mouth. Lucy rode Leonard's cock faster and took him as deep as she could. She continued to play with Heather's large swaying tits. She managed to close her lips around one large, fat nipple. As she sucked on it, she started cumming. Leonard had picked up the pace. He loved Asian women, Joyce Kim nearly had him landing in jail, but she defected to North Korea. He loved how tight Lucy's cunt was, but when she started cumming, he felt her loosen up and his urge to cum dissipated. He wanted this to last as long as possible and being his birthday made even more special. Raj was losing his balance and stepping back, he popped out of Heather's mouth. He wanted more; he grabbed her around her shoulders and pulled her off of Leonard. The two of them fell to the floor and Raj was all of a sudden he was on his knees, behind her. He gripped his slippery cock and shoving forward, slid into her pussy from behind. Heather scooted over closer to Leonard and Lucy and wedged her head in-between their bodies. She licked away at Lucy's pussy and Leonard's cock as it slid in and out of Lucy. She was panting wildly, she was close to cumming and tasting Lucy's juices coating Leonard's cock, she suddenly pushed Lucy back and as she fell away, she gripped Leonard's cock and sucked on it like a woman possessed. Leonard could not believe it; he lost it and started cumming. He popped out of her mouth and seeing she wasn't prepared for this, he started shooting his cum all over her face. Lucy let out a shriek, "God damn you Heather, I wanted his cum!" She joined Heather and pulling Leonard's squirting cock, she took the last two blasts all over her face and into her silky raven locks. She fell back and licked her lips as she lay there. Heather started cumming all over Raj's cock and still wanting more, she gripped Lucy by her slender hips, she pulled her to the edge of the sofa and buried her face in her juicy cunt. She licked all of the cum she released when she came and she wrapped her slender legs around Heather's head. It wasn't long before she started cumming again. Raj never, ever saw such a sight; he pounded into Heather faster and deeper. He grabbed hold of her huge swaying tits and pulling her back against his sweaty body, he started shooting his hot load deep in her pussy. The four of them lay on the floor and sofa, all that was heard was the sound of their heavy breathing. In Penny's bedroom, Bernadette was cumming for the third time from Howard's insistent tongue fucking. She was rolling around on the bed as she tried to escape his tongue. She needed a break and as she finally broke away, she grabbed his face and pulled it up to hers. She kissed him feverously, licking all of her juices from his face, chin and neck. Howard positioned himself between her sticky thighs and was about to slide his cock into her swamp-like pussy. From the doorway came a loud scream, "HOWARD, WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING IN MY BEDROOM?" Howard was startled and his knee slipped off the mattress and he went tumbling off the bed and onto the floor. Mike was laughing his ass off, but he stopped when he saw the naked blonde with the huge tits lying flat on her back. Even so, those huge, firm tits didn't flatten at all, they stood high and inviting. Penny shook her head at Howard and her gaze moved to Bernadette. Her scowl turned to a smile. She slid onto her own bed and her silky blonde hair floated over Bernadette's face. The two guys couldn't see, but they sure heard Bernadette moan loudly as their faces met. The loud sounds of kissing and sucking echoed through the room and Bernadette's moans turned to groans when she felt Penny's hand cover one of her huge tits and began to twist and pull at that large, pink nipple. Penny rose up and in one swift motion, drew her sundress up and off her body. She swayed back and forth before Bernadette and slowly lowering her body, she offered up one of her smaller, but just as shapely, firm tits. Bernadette took to it like a starved baby. She sucked on it ravishly and moved quickly to the other one, giving it the same treatment. Mike quickly stripped off all of his clothes. He wanted in on the action and seeing not one, but two gorgeous blondes on the bed, he didn't care which one he had, he just knew he had to have one and quick. Penny saw him approaching and shook her head, "Oh no you don't! All you guys are alike, all you want to go is get us into bed, fuck us quickly, blow your wad and leave us hanging. Well you two can just watch us. Watch how we get each other excited enough to really want to fuck. As for you Howard, your ass is mine. For coming over here and using MY bedroom without permission, well I want you to slide over to that chair there and suck on Mike's cock! I want to see him shoot his load all over your face and down your throat. Maybe after that, I'll even let you fuck my ass while Mike takes my pussy!" She turned back to Bernadette, "What do you say to that Bernie? Would you like to see your guy take another guy's load all over his face?" She giggled, "Sure would Penny!" She looked over to Howard, I'll make you a deal Howie, if you suck him off really, really well, I'll lick it off your face, feed it to Penny and then I'll let you fuck my ass while Mike fucks my mouth and Penny eats my pussy, how about it Stud; are you game?" Mike flopped down on the chair beside the bed; he nodded and looked to Howard. Howard looked at the two blondes on the bed, it was a sight to behold, "Oh what the hell, as long as you don't tell the other guys, I'm game!" He didn't see Bernadette was still taping all of this on her cell phone, she knew her father would go ballistic when he saw all of this. Penny and Bernadette twisted around on the bed. They were in a classic 69 position, but were also able to watch if Howard did as Penny told him. They started off gently licking and caressing one another. As they saw Howard slip down between Mike's legs and started stroking his cock, they began more active and they each add fingers into each other's pussies. They were going at it like crazy when they stopped to watch Howard, he opened his lips and began licking up and down Mike's stiff cock. Mike did what any heterosexual guy would do, he closed his eyes, added a picture of a woman doing it to him, after all, a mouth is a mouth. He was tempted to put his hands on Howard's head, but he just clutched at the chair's arms and held on. Howard was now bobbing up and down faster and faster on Mike's cock. He slowed the pace and his tongue ran down the stiff cock and licked at his nut. Penny saw this and dove in and licked at Bernie's pussy even harder. She strummed her clit and had her on the verge of cumming. Bernie came so many times already from Howard's tongue; she was ripe for another orgasm. She stiffened and came all over Penny's lips and tongue. She concentrated on Penny's lush pussy and had her clawing at the sheets and when she felt her thighs grip her head, she knew she was close. She sucked on Penny's protruding clit and that put her over the top. The two of them stopped when they heard Mike cry out, "Oh fuck, I'm cumming, open up and take it all!" They watched as Howard stroked Mike faster and his cockhead jerked and began shooting his hot, creamy cum all over Howard's face. Penny screamed out, "Open up Howard and take some in your mouth or you won't get either of us!" He opened immediately and took the last of Mike's load onto his waiting tongue. Bernadette squealed out, "Oh my god, that is so fucking hot, let me at it!" She scrambled off the bed and sucked the remaining drops from Mike's cock. Turning to Howard, she hugged him and then began kissing and licking the cum Mike shot all over his face. In a matter of seconds she had it all off. She clamored back onto the bed and poised over Penny, she mumbled out, "Open up Penny, I'll feed it to you!" Penny squealed out in excitement and opening her mouth wide, she watched, her eyes blazing with lust as a thick, milky stream of cum drooled out of Bernie's mouth and landed directly in Penny's open mouth. Bernadette's mouth was empty and she crushed her mouth to Penny's and they swapped the cum back and forth until it was all consumed. Mike was drained; he sat back and lazily stroked his cock. He couldn't tear his eyes from the unbelievable sight before him. He looked down at Howard and smiled weakly. Howard was excited beyond belief, after sucking off a guy for the first time, he found it not unpleasant, but wanted to receive his payment promised to him. His cock was stiffer and harder than he could ever remember. He climbed up onto the bed and with Penny still lying there, flat on her back after Bernie fed her Mike's cum. He rolled her over and surprisingly did it easily, he drew her to her knees and slapping her on the ass, he stroked those luscious cheeks and spreading them, shoved his cock forward. Penny let out a grunt, but she knew what she promised and wasn't going to renege. She gripped the sheets and tried to relax her ass muscles, but Howard was going so deep, so fast, it wasn't easy. When she felt his balls against her ass cheeks, she let out a cleansing breath and finally relaxed. She found it rather enjoyable, seeing he didn't have a very large cock; it was really made for anal sex. She began wiggling her ass, urging him on and that he did. Howard began pounding her ass faster and harder. He reached around and began mauling her large swaying tits. He got into a rhythm and found out Penny wasn't such a bitch after all. He slowed his savage pounding, when he heard Mike let out a grunt. Bernadette was on her knees, sucking his cock and he remembered it wasn't that unpleasant. Bernadette's long blonde hair was gathered up in Mike's hands as he guided his sizeable cock in and out of her active mouth. Penny turned her head and moaned out, "Hey Mike, I promised you could fuck my pussy while Howard did my ass. How about you crawling up here and receive your payment!" Mike smiled at her and through bated breath blurted out, "Oh Penny, I'd love too, but my knees are so weak right now, Howard was better than I anticipated and now with Bernie's mouth, fuck I can hardly move." Bernie popped off of Mike and giggled out, "I was just beginning Mike, like I said earlier, I want all three of you after Penny had her turn, so you two better not cum in Penny, I'm greedy and want all of your cum. She stood up; her lush body captured the looks of all three of them. She blushed, even though she's just been eating pussy and sucking cock. She was shy at heart and seeing all of those eyes focused on her made her uncomfortable. She pulled Mike to his feet, slapped him on the ass and yelled out, "Go get her Mike, just save some for me." Mike nodded and crawled up onto the bed and after Howard pulled out of her ass, he smiled when her ass made a sucking sound. He watched as Penny threw a leg over Mike's outstretched body and settled down on his saliva coated cock. Back in Sheldon's apartment, in Sheldon's bedroom, he was lying flat on his back. Naomi was straddling his face and her strawberry blonde, curly locks were bathing his belly and thighs. Over the past fifteen minutes, she managed to take his entire length into her mouth and throat. During that time, Sheldon had brought her to orgasm four times. Her entire body was covered in sweat from the intense orgasms she experienced. Her mouth rode his cock and the entire lower portion of his body was covered in her saliva. If he only knew, if he saw what she caused, he would go berserk and have a fit. Every time she drew her mouth off his cock, she deposited another huge stream of saliva, covering his cock, balls and thighs. She loved the slippery feeling and every time she slipped off his cock and stared at it, she was forced to swallow it up again, his cock possessed her and made her do things she never, ever thought possible. She ached to have him stuff her cunt full of that cock, but once again, as she drew off of it, she was bound and determined to swallow it whole again. It went on over and over again. She came again and she was so weak, but she couldn't stop. Sheldon finally needed a break, just like his lower body, his face, neck, chest and hair was completely drenched in her cunt juices. He was a total and complete sticky mess. He took a deep breath and raised her tiny body from his long, lanky body, He began to shake and moan uncontrollably when he got her body off of his. He looked down and saw the complete and utter mess she made. He started screaming, "Oh no, no this is no good. I have to get this mess off of me!" He ran from the room naked, he pulled Naomi after him and the cool air of the hallway hit his body, "Oh this is not good." He pulled her after him into the bathroom and tearing back the shower curtain, turned the water on hot. He stepped in and lifted her petite body into the tub with him. Naomi let out a squeal and wrapped her arms around him. The hot steamy water cleaned both of them. Sheldon turned the spray onto his face and head, rinsing off all of the creamy cunt juices she had expelled from her body onto his face and head. He turned her towards the shower and her long, sexy strawberry blonde hair was reduced to a sexy, dripping mass of wet curls in seconds. Her startled shrieks turned to sexy moans when Sheldon began working his shampoo into her hair. She clung to him and planted her head on his chest and clung to him. Her moans got louder and she immediately wanted to fuck him. She pulled away and turning her back to him, she whipped her foam covered head toward him and whispered out, "Oh please Sheldon, fuck me! Shove that gorgeous cock in my pussy and fuck me till I can't see straight!" She plastered her hands onto the tiled wall and held her breath in anticipation of him entering her. Her entire body turned to mush when she felt his huge cock part her cuntlips and slowly sink, inch by inch into her tiny body. She lost her breath when she realized he was still sliding in, deeper and deeper he went and she bit her lip so hard, she drew blood. Her entire body tensed up and she came, he wasn't seeded in her yet and she came already. Her breath was coming in bursts as she panted, trying to accept his entire length. She let out a grunt when she felt his balls resting on her ass. She let out a sigh, just knowing she had taken all of his fat cock into her. She rolled her eyes, waiting for him to begin fucking her. She hoped she could last through it. She was bound and determined to do just that. She wondered if she'd ever have another chance at any cock of this size and magnitude ever again. Sheldon loved the feeling of this tiny woman, her reddish, golden hair all wet, her light chocolate skin shining from the water cascading over her body; her slippery, yet very tight pussy, clutching and sliding all along his shaft as he slid in and out of her. He didn't like physical contact especially that much, but doing it in the shower was an exceptionally pleasant place for him. He could have sex and stay clean at the same time, for Sheldon, it was the best of both worlds. He reached around and started palming her cupcake sized tits, he loved that they were not overly large, two mounds he could play with and not get in the way. He let go of them and could feel an orgasm coming on. He gripped her ample hips and began pounding his huge cock in and out of her faster and harder. Naomi felt like she was being torn in two, but she wasn't going to complain, she was on the verge of yet another orgasm, something she rarely had from just a cock. She held her breath and let it out; she shook from the tips of her toes to the top of her squeaky clean head. She let out a scream, "OH FUCK ME SHELDON, fuck me into tomorrow, I'm cumming like I never came before!" She let out a grunt and came all over his cock. She felt his cock swell and she knew he was cumming. She wanted his cum, but not in her cunt. She wanted it all over her face and tits. She twisted around and her eyes went wide as she knelt and stared at that monster, bobbing and covered in her saucy cream. She gripped it in her hand, her fingers didn't meet, but she couldn't care less. She stroked it as fast as she could, her tongue whipped around the head and she let out a loud scream when it began to shoot. The first blast was so strong, it stung her cheek. She opened her mouth and the next blast was so thick and large, it made her cough. He came over and over again. It shot across her face and forehead and into her hair. She swiped the softening cock all over her face and kneeling up, she spread it all over her tits. She sat back on her haunches and using her hands she massaged the thick cream into her skin. It made her glow and she smiled up at him, "Please promise me this isn't the only time we'll do this. I'll meet you anytime, anyplace and you can do whatever you want to me, as long as you end up fucking me just like you did tonight!" Big Bang Theory Season 01 Ep. 16-17 He grinned down at her, "We'll see Naomi, I'll tell you one thing though, I wasted a bunch of shampoo on you, just look at your hair. I'm going to have to wash it all over again." He reached down pulled her to her feet and kissing her with such passion, it took her breath away. Breaking the kiss, he massaged a handful of shampoo in her hair once again. While doing this he started getting hard again, as he spun her around he chuckled, "I don't think we'll have to wait to do this again another night." He whispered in her ear, "How about right now? If we do, I'm not cumming in your hair again; I don't want to run out of shampoo." She bent over and smiled back at him, "You got it big boy, this time I want you to deposit your cum exactly where that monster is headed." After a good twenty minutes and another two orgasms for Naomi, he did exactly what she asked. Back in Penny's bedroom, Penny was covered in sweat. She had been riding Mike's cock for well over ten minutes now. She already came twice and after about two or three more minutes, Howard climbed in behind her and after shoving his cock back into her ass, the two of them fucked her two holes like a well-oiled machine. As Howard slid in deep, Mike withdrew. Then Mike would thrust up into her as she pushed downward and Howard withdrew. First Mike would be sucking on her sweaty tits, nibbling and chewing on those luscious mounds, then he would release them and Howard would reach around and twist and tug at those sensitive points of delectable flesh. While Howard played with her tits, Mike would concentrate on her lips, tongue fucking her mouth while she was being pounded from both cocks. When Mike was sucking her tits, Howard would gather up her damp hair and wind it around his fingers and tug at it while he pounded her ass hard. Penny was exhausted and twisting her head around, she watched as Bernadette sat back with her back propped up on headboard of the bed and her fingers were keeping her motor running. One hand was playing lazily with her luscious tits; while her other hand swept back and forth across her stiff clit. Penny licked her lips; she just came again and was toast. She groaned out to the guys, "If you two would, I'm about finished. I've never cum so many times without making the guys cum too. Give me a break and have some fun with Bernadette. If I remember correctly, she had a request. I'll join in, just as she requested, but I need to use the bathroom or I'll burst. Oh Howard, that cock in my ass, I love it, but I have to pee." She let out a gasp when he came to a stop and slowly withdrew from her ass. She rolled off of Mike and she was a total mess. She had that just fucked look and as all three looked at her, she couldn't have looked any more appealing than she did right then and there. She slid off the bed and her knees buckled. She caught herself and struggled to the bathroom. As the door closed, Bernadette looked to the two guys and she smiled from ear to ear, "Well guys are you going to do what I asked or do I get the same treatment Penny just did?" Howard flopped down onto his back, "Your choice, but if we're doing the same as we did to Penny, I get to lie down and Mike here can have that ass of yours. I already sampled it and loved it. I'll try it out again once Penny comes back to join us, IF she joins us." Through the bathroom door she screamed out, "I"LL BE THERE HOWARD, BUT I NEED A BREAK. Keep Bernie warmed up; I want to try that pussy out again!" Bernie giggled, "You heard her boys, get me warmed up!" They did exactly what Bernie requested and more. Penny eventually joined them and she sampled her pussy while Mike received a hot blowjob from her and after cumming all over her face and Howard resuming fucking her ass, he came there too. Penny and Bernadette swapped their cum, that is after Penny licked it all from Bernie's face and asshole. The four of them ended up squeezed together in the shower and after fucking in there and drying off, ended up in the bedroom for another round. As the sun began to rise, the four of them, exhausted and covered in sweat once again, fell asleep and slept till noon. A week later Howard was in the apartment teaching Sheldon to speak Mandarin. Leonard came in and as they spoke, Penny came rushing in, "I need to use your window." Leonard perked up, still unaware of the wild night Howard had with her, Bernie and Mike, "Oh, hey, yeah sure, go ahead." She hurried over to the window, opening it she yelled out, "Hey, jerk face, you forgot your iPod." She flings it out toward his and it hit the pavement. She slammed the window shut and raced for the door. Leonard stopped her, "What's going on?" "I'll tell you what's going on. That stupid, self-centered bastard wrote about our sex life in his blog." She ran back to the window and yelled out at Mike, "Drop dead you stupid, self-centered bastard!" She hurried back towards her apartment and blurted out, "Thank You." Howard mumbled to himself, "I sure hope he didn't write about the night of Leonard's birthday party, Leonard will throw a fit. I got to find me a blog!" He hurried to the computer to look it up. Leonard hurried over there to calm her down, but she didn't want to talk. After returning to his apartment, he decided to try again, "You know what? I'm gonna go back and try talking to her again." Howard still couldn't find the blog on the computer. He turned to Leonard, "Good idea, sit with her, hold her, comfort her. And if the moment feels right, see if you can cop a feel." "I'm not going to do that Howard." Sheldon cut in, "I'm not aware of any social convention what requires you to intervene at all." Leonard tried to justify going over there, "What about damsel in distress?" Sheldon scoffs at him, "Twelfth-century code of chivalry? Not exactly current, you'd also have to be knighted for that to apply." "I don't care, she's upset, I'm going over there." Howard is still searching for Mike's blog, he blurts out as Leonard leaves the apartment, "Remember to sit on your hands a bit so they're warm." He stops and turns back to Howard, "I'm her friend. I'm not going to take advantage of her vulnerability." Howard leaves the computer and stands, "So you're saying if in the depths of despair she throws herself at you and demands you to take her right there, right now, you'll walk away?" "I said I'm her friend, not her gay friend." Leonard knocks on her door and opens it before she can reply. She's in her kitchen eating ice cream directly out of the carton, "Hey, I know you said you didn't wanna talk..." She mumbles out, her mouth full of ice cream, "I don't!" "Okay, sorry!" He turns to leave and she stops him, "Wait" He opens the door back up, "Wait, did you say wait?" She stands up straight, "Tell me the truth. Am I just an idiot who picks giant losers?" "No, no!" "Okay, so I pick good guys, but turn them into losers?" "Of course not!" "Well, it's gotta be one or the other. Which is it?" Leonard stands there befuddled, "I'm sorry, what were the choices again?" "I really thought Mike was different. I thought he was sensitive and smart. I mean, not you smart, normal non-freaky smart. You know, and then he just goes, and has to humiliate me by writing about me on his blog so the entire world can read it." "Okay, actually, it's not all that easy to find." "Yeah, really? Well, my friends at work found it, my sister found it. Judging by my e-mail, a number of prisoners at the Michigan State Penitentiary found it." "What exactly did this guy write? Not that I need to know the details of your sex life. I just thought...Never Mind!" She's still stuffing her face with ice cream, "No, you know what? Might as well read it, everyone else has, go ahead." She points to her computer, "Oh God, I feel so betrayed and embarrassed. I just wanna crawl into a hole and die." She shakes a can of Reddi-Whip and pressing the nozzle, fills her mouth with the creamy cream topping. Leonard is trying to comfort her, "Okay, well, you know, this isn't that bad. It paints the picture of a very affectionate woman who's open to expressing her affection in nontraditional locales. She groans out, "Oh God!" He turns with the laptop I his hands, "Elevators, parks, movie theaters, out of curiosity, is this subway, the transportation system, or Subway, the sandwich shop?" She's now stuffing her face with cookies; she looks at him, "Sandwich shop!" "Doesn't that violate the health code or...? "No, at the sub shop, we were only making out." "Ah, okay. But my point is that you have absolutely no reason to be embarrassed." She stops eating and looks to Leonard, "Really! Do you think I overreacted?" "Maybe a little." "Because I do that, I overreact. Maybe I should call Mike and apologize." "No, no, no, that would be under-reacting. He did break the implied confidentiality of the bedroom and in your case, the elevator, parks and fat-food franchise." "Yes, you're right. I should say I am done with him." "Yes you should. Go ahead, say it!" She's sitting next to him in deep thought, "But I never gave the man the chance to explain." "What is there to explain? It's all right here. It's betrayal!" "No, you were right the first time. This is a man who loves me, but in his own stupid way was just trying to show people how her feels." "I'm pretty sure I never said that." She hops over to him and gives him a hug, "No, you did better than that. You helped me see it on my own." He totally bummed out, "Ohhhhh, good for me." She hops up and grabs her purse, "Where are you going?" "I'm going over to Mike's. Leonard, thank you so much." "Oh sure." She closes the door leaving him sitting on her sofa, "Huh, maybe I am her gay friend!" Back in his apartment, he's sitting there dejected, knowing he screwed up. He's playing a board game with Sheldon, Raj and Howard and Raj says with a straight face, "Tell us again how you screwed up and got Penny back together with her old boyfriend. You like him, don't you Howard?" Howard is super-defensive, "What, what are you talking about, I don't like him, I hardly know him." Leonard wines, "She was mad at him, she was done with him, the relationship was broken beyond repair and I walked over there and I fixed it." Howard is smiling from ear to ear, "Boy that story gets better every time you hear it." Just then Penny comes bursting into the room from the hallway and yells out, "Thank you so much for your stupid advice!" She turns slamming the door behind her. The three guys turn and look at Leonard and Raj sarcastically says, "Incredible, you managed to screw up the screw-up!" Penny is sitting on her sofa crying and Leonard knocks on her door and opens it slowly, "I'm back." She replies in a soft cracking voice, "I'm sorry I yelled at you, it's not your fault." "What happened?" "Well, I went over to Mike's to make up with him, but he had already moved on." "Already? That was quick." In a crying voice she replied, "That's what I said to the woman who had her legs wrapped around his neck." She burst into quiet sobs. He took a seat beside her, "Oh Penny, I am so sorry." "How could he do that?" "Oh, you know, you did throw an 80-gig iPod." She gave him a dirty stare and he stops and changes direction, "Yeah, no, how could he do that?" She throws her comforter off her lap and stands up, "I swear to God, I am done with guys like that. You know; macho with the perfect body, and the hair and the money." She blows her nose in a tissue. "Yeah, that must get old quick." In a meek quiet voice she responds, "You know, just once, I would like to go out with someone who is nice and honest and who actually cares about me." She sits down beside Leonard and starts to whimper. He bites his lower lip and takes a deep breath, "What about me?" She's still crying and looking out into space, "What about you what?" She continues to cry. "What about if you went out with me?" She sits there stunned, wiping the tears from her face she looks at him, "Are you asking me out?" He nods, "Um, yes, I am asking you out." She hugging her hands between her knees and turns away from his slightly, "Wow!" He throws his hands up, "I was just going off your comment about the nice guy..." "No, I get that!" "And honest--: "Yeah, totally!" "So but... it's no big deal." She breaks in and turns towards him and replies, "Yes!" Leonard is stunned, "Yes, what?" In a quiet voce she replies, "Yes, I will go out with you." He looks at her, "Really?" She smiles at him and raises her shoulders, "Yeah, why not? I mean, what do I have to lose?" He's taken back a little, "Yeahhhhh, that's the spirit." The next day Penny is concerned about dating Leonard and speaks to Sheldon for advice, seeing she never dated a guy like Leonard before. He tells her about the Schrodinger's cat, he had to tell her about it several times before she understands and he leaves knowing he had helped her. The following day, Sheldon and Leonard were in the university cafeteria and Leonard was having second thoughts about dating Penny and he stopped Sheldon's sarcastic rant, "Tell me Sheldon, do you have any worth wild advice?" Sheldon looked at him and replied with, "Schrodinger's cat!" Leonard looks at him, "Wow, that's brilliant!" Sheldon shakes his head, "You sound surprised." Later that evening, Leonard dressed smartly knocks on Penny's door. She opens it with a large smile on her face, "Hi!" Leonard takes a deep breath and replies, "Hi!" She's wearing a very short red dress with a paisley design. It shows off her luscious legs and ample bosom, "Come on in." "Thank you! You look very nice." She's nervous, "Thank you, so do you." They both chuckle and he blurts out, "I made an 8:00 reservation." She clutches her hands, "Okay, yeah, great. Listen... Um maybe we should talk first." She's a little worried; she made the wrong decision about telling Leonard she'd go out with him. "Oh, okay, but before you say anything, have you ever heard of Schrodinger's cat?" She bites her lower lip, "Actually, I've hear far too much about Schrodinger's cat." He nods and replies, "Good!" and before she can reply, he steps forward and gives her a big kiss. She stands there and pats his chest; she looks pleased, "All right, the cat's alive. Let's go to dinner." Find out what happens on their date in the beginning of season 2. The story continues and doesn't reset just yet.