8 comments/ 42400 views/ 7 favorites Alice Finally Goes To The Moon By: davidwatts An imaginary visit to 328 Chauncey Street in Bensonhurst, home of two of American television's favorite couples. Alice Kramden was bored out of her mind, as usual. No television, no phone, no kids, no pets and no life. Her marriage was headed for the rocks, that much Alice was sure of. Ralph was becoming less and less affectionate toward her, and yelling at her more than ever, if that was possible. It was just past noon, so Alice decided to run upstairs to Trixie's place and shoot the breeze. Leaving the apartment made it seem like she was doing something a little different at least, and Trixie and Ed's apartment was so much nicer than her dump. Trixie was doing housework when Alice arrived. At least the Norton's had a fan which made their place a heck of a lot more bearable than the steambath Alice had just left. Trixie seemed happy to see her and Alice went around the place with Trixie and helped her do the chores. While Trixie did the dishes, Alice dried as they talked. Alice happened to notice that Trixie wasn't wearing a brassiere under her housedress. Alice occasionally went without one too while working around the house on hot days like today, but would always put one on before Ralph got home. That was something that would get Ralph hollering about his wife running around showing everybody what she had. Alice hadn't realized how busty Trixie was until seeing her like this. Alice had always assumed that they had similar builds but Trixie's breasts seemed to be considerably larger once freed from their restraint. Alice saw that Trixie's nipples were stiff and clearly visible through the cotton fabric. Alice wondered what Trixie would look like naked, that is until Trixie started waving her hand in front of Alice's face, which startled Alice back from her trance. "Gee Alice, I thought you were hypnotized or something, the way you were just standing there staring like that" Alice said with a questioning look on her face. "Is there anything wrong?" Alice felt her face flush as it was clear that Trixie knew exactly what she was staring at. How humiliating! "No, I'm sorry Trix, I was trying to think of something to make Ralph for dinner. I don't have much around the house so I'm going to have to go to the store, I think. Is there a Raccoon Lodge meeting tonight Trixie?" Alice asked. "No, that's tomorrow night. Tonight is Captain Video for us, at least for Ed. After he watches that he's usually horny as hell from imagining he's co-piloting the spaceship or something" Trixie said chuckling. "Watching Captain Video makes Ed horny?" Alice asked. "Everything makes my Ed horny, Alice!" Alice laughed at the thought but then realized that she was in no position to make fun, after mentally undressing Trixie like that. Alice took off and went down to the store, where she got some sausage and peppers and made supper. Ralph got home late and was in a lousy mood because the weather was hot and the riders on the bus were miserable. Alice dreaded the rest of the night because she knew she would be the one paying the price for Ralph's bad day. They ate the sausage and peppers in silence, and after dinner Ralph went down to the pool hall with Norton for a quick game of billiards. Alice went upstairs to see Trixie, dreading what was going to happen when Ralph got back. Trixie answered the door in her bathrobe and let Alice in. "Ralph and Ed went down to play pool. He had a lousy day and now when he comes back, he's going to want to... you know, relieve some stress" Alice said while rolling her eyes. "Oooooh! I know what you are talking about you lucky gal, hubba hubba! Alice is gonna get laid tonight" Trixie said giggling. "No Trix, you don't know. Whenever he comes home in a mood like this he either falls asleep right away, or he wants to...., well he wants to fuck me in the ass, if you must know!" Alice said bitterly. "Ralph gives it to you in the poop chute? Hmmm, that's not something my Ed likes very much. Ed always says, "I spend all day at work in the sewer wading through shit, I'm not going to do it at home while I'm fucking you!" Me, I don't mind it every once in a while, because he's got a nice sized cock for the job. Not too big, just right." Alice shook her head. "Well I wish I could say that too, but Ralph's thing is... well let's just say he's big all over Trix, if you know what I mean." "Oh Alice, I never thought of Ralph in that way. Ralph's got a big cock? Exactly how big is he?" Trixie asked with growing interest. "Gee Trix I don't know. I was only with one other guy before Ralph so I don't know if he's real big or not. It's about like this long" Alice said, holding her hands about ten or so inches apart, then after looking at her hands, pulled them wider apart. "Oh Alice you lucky gal. Is it thick? Can you get your thumb and index finger completely around it? Gosh, I'm getting goose bumps just talking about it" Trixie gushed. Alice thought for a second and shook her head. "Thumb and index finger? Are you kidding? There's no way Trix, not even close! That's why it hurts so much." "Oh Alice, I'd like to get a peek at that thing sometime. What do you think Alice? If Ralph saw me in this outfit, do you think that would get him hard?" Trixie wondered aloud. Trixie took off her bathrobe and showed off her nightie, or what there was of it. It was yellow and there was precious little left to the imagination. It was barely long enough to cover her pussy and you could see her breasts clearly through the shear silk, firm cantelope sized breasts with large dark red nipples. Alice tried to look away but without much luck. "Trixie, you look beautiful. I can't get over what an incredible body you have. Gee, if Ralph ever got a look at you I'd lose him for good." Alice finally managed to say, staring with admiration at her beat friend's shapely figure. "Oh Alice honey, that's sweet of you to say but I think it's mostly the outfit that makes me look good" Trixie said while turning from side to side. Something caught Alice's eye that surprised her. Trixie had little wisps of light brown hair under her arms. "Say Trixie, doesn't Ed complain about the, uh, the hair under your arms?" Alice asked nervously. "Complain?" Trixie said while raising her arm and running her fingers through the fuzz. "Heck, it's his idea. He's the one that told me to let it grow. Remember that movie we all saw last year with that Gina Lollabrigida in it? Once he saw that Italian girl's armpits he asked me, asked hell he begged me to let mine grow. He loves it, even though I don't have nearly as much hair under my arms as she does. It makes him so happy and it doesn't bother me one way or the other" Trixie said shrugging. Alice remembered that movie and how Ralph threw a fit when Norton had mentioned how cute the girl was while they were on their way home. She recalled how he went on and on about disgusting it was. Alice recalled Ralph saying "If Alice ever tried any European crap like that with her armpits, BANG! ZOOM!!!" Alice thought if he ever had seen Trixie in that outfit he would change his mind in a hurry. Those heavy footsteps coming up the stairs probably meant that Ed and Ralph were home, so Trixie put her bathrobe back on and started walking Alice toward the door. "Gee Alice, I'm really sorry about what you're probably gonna go through later" Trixie said sympathetically. "I'll be thinking about you." I'll be thinking about you too Trixie, Alice thought. I'll be thinking about you in that outfit Trix, while I'm getting a salami rammed up my back door. At least that might help take my mind off the pain. The door opened and Norton stood in the doorway holding a dandelion. Ed took off his hat and bowed elegantly toward Alice. "Mrs. Kramden, don't you look lovely this evening!" Norton said with gusto. "I believe your husband will need some special cheering up tonight, since I beat your Ralphie boy three straight games tonight, and he's a little upset." Alice groaned as she walked out the door and down the stairs. "That's great. My exhaust pipe can hardly wait!" Alice said sarcastically. Norton started to ask Trixie what Alice meant by that, but when he turned around Trixie took the bathrobe off. Norton saw what Trixie was wearing underneath it and promptly forgot the question, slamming the door closed behind him. Alice felt like she was walking to the electric chair. She opened the door quietly and moved around the apartment as quietly as she could. Ralph wasn't in bed yet, and Alice could hear him in the bathroom washing up. There on the night stand by the bed, already out and ready to go, was the gigantic jar of petroleum jelly Ralph kept under the bed. Alice sat at the kitchen table sipping a glass of water, dreading what was about to come. Alice heard Ralph leave the bathroom and rustle around in the bedroom until finally the loud squeaking and creaking of the bedsprings announced Ralph getting into bed. Alice knew what was coming but still held out a glimmer of hope, until.... "Alice, come to bed!" Alice got up and slowly walked toward the bedroom, turning off the light behind her, and began undressing. In the light coming in through the blinds, Alice saw Ralph rubbing the jelly liberally all over his cock, which was already hard and ready. Alice got into bed and tried a diversionary tactic, quickly hugging him and trying to grab his cock in hopes for a regular screwing. It took only seconds for Ralph to make the necessary counter-moves and before Alice knew it, she was on all fours assuming the position and Ralph was sticking first one, then two stubby greased up fingers roughly into her ass. This was what amounted to setting the mood as far as Ralph was concerned. Ralph then knelt behind Alice, rubbing his thick swollen member at her lubricated opening for just a brief second before pushing forward with fury. Alice let out her customary scream as he entered, feeling the incredible girth of his cock test the boundaries of her insides. Alice's scream must have been louder than usual, because it prompted Mrs. Mannicotti to pound on the floor from upstairs and scream at them to shut up. This only seemed to inspire Ralph to increase the force and speed of his thrusts, pounding Alice's skull into the headboard without mercy. Mercifully, within a couple of minutes Ralph slowed his pounding and let out a loud and sustained moan. "WHHHHHHOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAA!!!! Ralph moaned, which signalled the start of a seemingly endless series of ejaculations exploding from Ralph's cock into her ass. This was the lone enjoyable part of the experience for Alice, for not only did the cum feel soothing blasting into her aching rectum, but it also meant that the brutal pounding was over. Sure enough, Ralph rolled off Alice onto his side of the bed and grunted something that sounded a little like good night, but was virtually indecipherable. Almost immediately, Alice heard Ralph's breathing pattern begin to indicate sleep was imminent. That was it. What bullshit! Alice thought. No kiss good night. Not even a "Baby, you're the greatest!" When was the last time she got one of those? To Alice's dismay, Ralph wasn't through quite yet. Suddenly Ralph let loose with a series of loud vibrato-laden farts, each one more sloppy and obnoxious sounding than the one preceeding it. The flatulence festival reached its zenith with a bracing blast that sustained both pitch and volume longer than Enrico Caruso ever dreamed possible. "Fuck this!" Alice muttered angrily as she struggled to free her legs from the bedsheet they were tangled up in. She finally had to practically throw herself off the side of the bed and tumble to the floor, so urgent was her desire to escape the vile cloud of methane mist that threatened to overcome her. Alice staggered naked into the kitchen and closed the door behind her. Pins and needles, needles and pins; it's a happy woman that grins, my ass! What the hell am I doing in this relationship? If anybody's butt had a reason to howl it was hers! Alice could almost sense the noxious fumes following her so she went over to the kitchen window and stuck her head out, the aroma of chinese food coming up from Hong Kong Gardens a much more pleasant alternative. Amidst the city sounds that came up to her window came some other noises. Human noises, coming from the floor above. It sounded like Trixie moaning and wailing, probably getting a great screwing. If Alice had had any clothes on she would have liked to have climbed the fire escape and either joined them or just watched, she thought. Right then Alice made a vow, actually two vows. One, was she was never going to make Ralph sausage and peppers again. Second, and most importantly, she was going to pay a social call on Trixie that very next day. Meanwhile, one flight up, Trixie was contentedly lying in Ed's arms, with Ed at her breast dozing off. Trixie kept thinking about the way Alice had been looking at her, both earlier in the day and just a little while ago. Could Alice be thinking strange thoughts? Deviant thoughts? The same forbidden thoughts that Trixie had always dreamed about Alice? Those things kept Trixie's mind company as she drifted off to sleep. The next day Alice made Ralph a few peanut butter and jelly sandwiches and threw them in his lunch pail as Ralph got ready for work. Ralph seemed like he was in a better mood but Alice certainly wasn't. "What's the matter, my little buttercup?" Ralph asked her. "Is there something wrong sweetie?" Alice looked at him like he was the man from space again and told him "Everything's fine. Here's your lunch, don't be late for work." Ralph seemed happy with that so he kissed Alice on the cheek and left for work. All morning Alice paced the floor, trying to summon up enough courage to go upstairs. What would she do and say when she got up there? What if Trixie got offended and got mad at her? They were such great friends, after all. Alice decided that it was work the risk. She spent the morning getting ready, brushing and primping to look her best. She picked out a nice summery outfit and went up the stairs to Trixie's place and knocked on the door. Her dress was already soaked with perspiration from the walk up the flight of stairs. That and nerves, because Alice was trembling with fear and excitement. Alice knocked again and started to feel relief. Trixie had gone out, and all that worry and everything were for nothing. Just then, the door opened and Trixie was there in her robe, dripping wet. "I thought I heard someone knock. Come in Alice, I had just gotten into the bathtub" Trixie said as she walked back toward the bedroom. "Er, uh, no I'll come back later Trix" Alice stammered."I didn't mean to bother you." "Well it will bother me if you leave and I got out of the tub for nothing Alice. Come keep me company honey, I won't be that long. It's just so hot! Boy, you look extra nice today, do you have something special planned?" Trixie asked. Alice said she didn't and came in, closing the door behind her. She moved over next to the bathroom door and started talking to Trixie from there. "Alice, I can't hear you out when you're out there. Come in, gee we're both women you know!" Trixie exclaimed. Alice took a deep breath and went inside the bathroom. Trixie was back in the tub, which was filled with bubbles, and smiled at seeing she had come in. Alice couldn't get over how nice their bathroom was compared to her shabby one, which looked like a throwback from the civil war era. "It was so hot I couldn't stand it anymore Alice. You look hot yourself, and this tub is plenty big for both of us if you want to join me. It's so cool and refreshing" Trixie said provocatively. Alice managed to stutter a thanks, but no thanks answer while turning a beet red. That water did look cool and refreshing and why exactly DID she come up here for anyway? Trixie just gave her a perfect chance and she screwed it up! "Okay Alice, but would you be a dear and wash my back for me?" Trixie asked. Alice knelt beside Trixie with a wash cloth and slowly rubbed Trixie's back. Trixie sighed deeply and held her hair up off her shoulders to keep it out of Alice's way. Alice scrubbed Trixie's soft shoulders and back for way longer than was necessary because it felt so good to feel Trixie, even through the cloth. Several times Alice tried to peek around to see what Trixie looked like up front but the bubbles blocked the view. "Alice, when we were in bed last night we could have sworn we heard something that sounded like a cow mooing? Did you hear that too?" Alice had heard it alright. "Yeah, that was after Ralph got done pounding my rear. That's the noise he makes when he finishes. I heard noises coming from your up way last night too." Trixie suddenly stood up, her back still toward Alice. Alice cupped water in her hand and poured it on the bubbles that clung to Trixie's back and legs. Trixie had very shapely legs, Alice thought, and her bottom was firm looking and creamy white, making Alice wonder what Ralph would do to those little buns. Trixie stepped out of the tub with a towel and, while still turned away from Alice, asked her if she would mind drying her back. Alice was so nervous, she hoped that Trixie wouldn't feel her hands shaking as she dried Trixie's back. "You know Alice, when you came up yesterday afternoon, I could have sworn that you were staring at me, staring at my breasts to be precise" Trixie commented. "Well, no. Er , I you know I was just daydreaming and I... er... you know I'm sorry if it seemed like..." Trixie abruptly swiveled around to face Alice. The towel flew out of Alice's hand and into the tub while Trixie grabbed Alice by the wrists firmly. "Don't apologize Alice, because I wanted you to look. I loved watching you look at me, why did you think my nipples were so hard? Open your eyes and take a better look now" Trixie said softly. Alice raised her head and looked at Trixie, who was dripping wet and naked. Trixie took Alice's hands and placed them on her breasts, squeezing them toward her. Alice was amazed at their firmness, feeling Trixie's nipples become erect in her hands. Alice kneaded the fleshy globes on her own now, as Trixie let go of Alice's wrists and began to unbutton Alice's dress. "Oh that's nice Alice, so nice. You don't know how long I've waited for this moment. That's it squeeze the nipples, oh yes like that, oooh they're so sensitive" Trixie said breathlessly, as she pulled Alice's dress down off of her shoulders and unhooked her bra. Alice's pert breasts bounced out of their harness, free for only a brief second before Trixie's hands cupped them in her hands. "Oh these are real beauties Alice" Trixie said before diving down on them, sucking on the puffy crimson nipples. "Come, let's go to the bedroom dear" while taking her by the hand. "I...I... don't know what to do Trixie. I've never done this before" Alice said, her voice quivering. "I'm not sure either, but I know what I like and you know what you like so let's go from there. Right now I'm dying to see if the hair between your legs is as red as the hair on your head" Trixie said while pushing Alice back on the bed. In no time Trixie had Alice's panties down to her ankles and had buried her face deep into the thick red jungle that guarded Alice's womanhood. Alice tasted delicious as Trixie probed inside a woman for only the second time in her life. She had been seduced by her roommate back when she was nineteen, but it was nothing like this. Trixie heard Alice moan and felt her begin to squirm under her while thrashing and clawing at the sheets, until she cried out with raw animal passion. When Alice had calmed, Trixie rotated around and slowly lowered herself so that her light brown triangle was above Alice's face. Trixie was going to lower herself the rest of the way, but Alice beat her to it, grabbing Trixie by the buttocks and pulling her down to her face. Alice was a quick learner, Trixie discovered to her immense pleasure, as she felt Alice's tongue quickly find the target. This afternoon was still young. Alice Finally Goes To The Moon Later, as they lay in bed, drenched in sweat and throughly satisfied, Trixie asked Alice what she was going to do tomorrow night. "Same old thing Trix, why do you ask?" "How would you feel about coming up here and fucking my Ed?" Trixie asked calmly. Alice could not believe her ears. Was Trixie out of her mind? But Trixie was dead serious. "Look Alice, this was great. I'm really sorry we haven't been doing it all along, and I plan on us making this a habit, but you need a man too Alice. Give Ed a try, I swear he's so good you won't believe it. Now, my Ed's cock isn't as big as Ralph's, I'm sure of that, but he knows how to use it and I'm positive you'll love it. He would love it too Alice. He's always had his eye on you. After I tell him what we did here today he'll be dying to have you." "You wouldn't tell him Trixie! Ralph would kill me if he found out!" Alice pleaded. "You leave Ralphie boy to me, Alice. Just come up here tomorrow night at 9:30 and use the fire escape. My Ed will be ready believe you me!" Trixie promised. They got dressed and Trixie walked Alice to the door, her hand on Alice's firm rear. "That was so special Alice, I can't wait to do it again" Trixie said and they hugged and kissed passionately in the doorway. From down the hall a door slammed and Mrs. Mannicotti went down the hall waving her arms and yelling about what horrible things were going on in the building these days. "Oh no Trix, what if she tells Ralph and Ed?" Alice asked with fear in her voice. "Forget about that Alice. She knows that if she ever opened her mouth I'd tell her husband about the special delivery the milkman gives her every Tuesday morning." Trixie said defiantly, which got them both giggling like schoolgirls. "Now you be up here tomorrow night at 9:30 Alice, and don't be late. I'll leave the kitchen window open." Alice thought the whole idea was crazy, and even felt the same way the next night. Despite how she may have thought she felt, Alice was dutifully climbing up the fire escape in her robe and nightgown at 9:30. Ralph had gone to sleep a few minutes earlier, much to Alice's relief. Alice went in through the kitchen window of Trixie's place and walked carefully toward the bedroom, opening it slowly and whispering out to Trixie as she peeked in. Norton was lying on the bed naked, looking at her with a smile. A soft light bathed his slender body and Alice's eyed the erect shaft that curved up toward Ed's navel. He was ready and waiting as promised. Alice took of the robe and let the nightgown fall off her shoulders, causing Ed to sit upright and whistle softly. "I gotta tell you Alice, I always thought you had a beautiful body, and Trixie told me last night how sensational you looked, but all I can say is, va va va voom!!! AHA! I knew you were a honest to goodness red head. WOW, what a bush!" Alice eased into bed next to Ed and they began fondling and touching each other while they kissed. Alice reached down and grabbed Ed's shaft in his hand, feeling it throb in response to her touch. Meanwhile Ed's one hand was kneading Alice's breast while the other hand explored her furry opening, which was already wet with desire. Impulsively Alice moved down the bed and took Ed's cock into her mouth. It felt so great to be able to take a man like this once again, because it had been since before she married Ralph that she had done this. Ralph's cock was way too thick to fit more than the head in her mouth, and he had to be content to have Alice lick the shaft and balls. Alice found out that cocksucking was a lot like riding a bike, once you learned you never forgot. Alice was soon sucking Ed's cock in earnest, going all the way down to his balls. This elicited howls of delight from Ed, who nearly lost his hat from the excitement. "Oh Alice, I can't take it anymore, I've got to have you before I explode!" Norton said with urgency. Norton jumped up and mounted Alice, gracefully sliding his cock into her ready opening. It felt so incredible that Alice almost came on the spot. Ed masterfully rocked in and out of Alice as she clawed at his buttocks, pleading for more. Alice felt a tingle, one she hadn't had in a long time, build up inside of her. She wrapped her legs around Ed and whimpered into his ear. "Harder Ed harder, fuck me hard!" she pleaded. Ed kept on going at the same deliberate rhythm, while Alice hung on the brink of orgasm. Norton pulled out until only the tip of his cock was inside Alice, while she arched her back begging for it. Ed then plunged into Alice, making her cry out, then again and again the same way. Alice was screaming and ripping her nails across Ed's back. Ed enjoyed looking at Alice in such a wild state, her eyes bulging out of their sockets. When he thought she could take no more, he began thrusting into Alice with intensity, his balls crashing between her thighs. Alice almost fainted as she came in a flurry, her body out of control under Ed's masterful probing. Ed was far from through however, and had much more in store for Alice. For at least another thirty minutes Norton continued to pound his cock into Alice without a rest, sometimes gently, sometimes savagely. Positions kept changing intermittently, including some Alice had never dreamed possible. Alice had never had so many orgasms at one time. She had lost track of how many after a while and was having too much fun enjoying them to count anyway. After her last orgasm Alice was spent and exhausted. Her pussy was not used to this kind of activity, and even with Ed's modest sized cock she was getting sore. "Ed I can't anymore, you're so good but I just can't take anymore. Here, let me do something for you" Alice said. With that she rolled on top of Ed and swallowed his cock, which was just as hard as it was in the begining. Up and down Alice's head went, her hand twisting and pumping the shaft while she sucked him. His hands worked his balls and even lower, stroking around his asshole with her index finger as she took the entire length of Ed's cock in her mouth. "Alice, Alice, I'm going to come. Hello Alice?" Ed yelled, but Alice had no intention of stopping or pulling away. Ed's moan came just as Alice felt the first blast of semen spurt from Ed's cock and down her throat, followed by several more blasts of equal intensity. Alice kept squeezing Norton's balls, trying to milk every drop out of him, until his cock could offer up no more. "Alice, Ralphie boy is right. Baby, you are the greatest!" Ed said with a hug. Alice returned the hug and smiled when she looked up at him. "Ed, now you have to tell me your secret, because I have to know" Alice said. "How in the world did you manage to keep that damn hat on through all that?" Meanwhile, as Alice was going into the Norton apartment through the fire escape, Trixie went into the Kramden's through the front door. She was wearing the same yellow nightie from the night before. She walked over to the bedroom door and heard Ralph snoring. Trixie opened the door and stood in the doorway, letting the light pour into the room from behind her. "Ralph?" Trixie purred. "Oh Raaaaaalph?" Ralph awoke with a jump and did a double take. "Who's that? Who's there?" Ralph said as he scrambled out of bed. Trixie saw that he was wearing only boxer shorts and he was one big hairy guy. "It's me Trixie, Ralph" Trixie said softly "Glad to see me?" "Uh oh, you want Alice" Ralph said while looking back at the bed. "Oh I guess she must be in the bathroom, Trix." "I don't want Alice right now Ralph, besides I already had her. It's you I want" she said while moving in front of Ralph. "Huh? What? What's going on here Trixie?" Ralph asked while looking up and down her body. "What's going on is I'm going to fuck your brains out Ralph. Here, why don't you try these on for size Ralph" Trixie cooed, and she took Ralph's hands and put them on her heaving bosom. "What do you think of these?" Trixie purred. "Homina homina homina!" Ralph stammered while squeezing them with wonder in his eyes. "Nice!" "You like em Ralph?" Trixie said while enjoying his primitive pawing. Trixie took Ralph's hands away, but only for a second, as she shrugged the nightie off her shoulders. Trixie then put Ralph's hands back on her breasts. "I think we should get more familiar with each other Ralph, what do you think?" "Homina homina what...wh...what about Alice?" Ralph asked nervously. "Oh, we're both familiar with her, I meant you and I getting acquainted Ralph." "Gotta get up... gotta get up early" Ralph babbled. "Gotta get up and brive the dus, I mean bus the drive tomorrow." Ralph was almost incoherent at this point. "Well we better not waste any more time then" Trixie said and reached her hand inside Ralph's boxers. She was expecting something big, but this was insane. Ralph was already as hard as a rock as Trixie took hold of the shaft. She couldn't get her hand more than halfway around the thing! "What in the world have you got down here Ralph?" Trixie said. "My gracious, I can't believe the size of your cock Ralph. You seem to like the way I look judging by the way it feels. Why didn't you give me a clue before now?" "Well, I don't like to brag or anything..." Ralph said haltingly. "Alice told me you had a big one, but this is unreal. I can't believe you stick this monster in her ass Ralph!" Trixie said in awe. "That poor little thing! I'm going to have all I can do to fit that in my pussy, Ralph." "Huh? Alice told you about my cock? How do you know about me fucking her in the ass?" Ralph demanded to know while Trixie pulled the boxers all the way down. As the elastic came down past his cock, it made it spring up and down like a diving board. "I'll answer all your questions if you answer one of mine. Are you ready to fuck me? Because I'm ready for you" Trixie said while guiding one of Ralph's hands between her legs into her pussy which was dripping wet by now. Trixie eased Ralph back onto the bed and straddled his massive girth, grabbing his enormous cock in her fist. His cock was leaking semen out of the tip already as Trixie worked it around her opening and Trixie prayed he wouldn't shoot just yet. Trixie stuck the tip of the outrageously large mushroom shaped head inside her and slowly eased herself down. "Good grief!" Trixie bellowed as she tried to accomodate the thing. "So big, so big... uhhhh!" Trixie had only about half of Ralph inside her and she was already having an orgasm. Her legs gave out and she ended up falling onto the enormous member, accidently taking the whole thing in. "Aaaarrrghhh! Ow ow ow! Ooooh!" Trixie howled, feeling like she had just been split in two as she began to slowly rock on Ralph. Ralph was beside himself, looking up at Trixie while continuing to knead her breasts. Trixie didn't know what was better, the pleasure or the pain, as she remained helplessly impaled on Ralph's huge tool. Trixie regained some of her composure and raised herself up off Ralph as far as she could, until just the tip of the head was still inside of her before she slowly lowered herself down the pole. "Whoa!" Ralph bellowed and Trixie braced for the expected release from Ralph, but he managed to hold back. Back up the shaft Trixie rode and then back down again as Ralph moaned again. "Do you want to come Ralph?" Trixie asked as she had another orgasm which, while less intense was no less satifying. This was an incredibly exciting experience but she was being stretched to the limit and it was becoming painful as she was drying out a little. "No, not yet" Ralph grunted. This wasn't what Trixie wanted to hear. "I spent yesterday afternoon with Alice" Trixie said provocatively. "Wanna know what we did?" Ralph shook his head no while biting his lip. "We made love Ralph, all afternoon. It was so good Ralph, I just loved that furry red haired pussy of hers, why I could have eaten it all day! She ate my pussy too Ralph" Trixie said while sliding up the cock once again and listening to Ralph's sweet agony. "She liked my tits as much as you do Ralph" Trixie said while sliding down hard, burying that log in her to the balls. "WWHHHHOOOOAAAAA!!!!" Ralph bellowed, and as Trixie felt Ralph come, the first blast hit her so hard it almost lifted her up off him. Trixie went up for another ride on the the cock that continued to spit like crazy. Trixie felt the semen oozing out of her as more and more cum got blasted inside her. Trixie climbed off Ralph, feeling like she wouldn't be able to put her legs together for a month, and looked down at Ralph's now deflated cock. It was still an impressive looking weapon even in a turgid state, so Trixie crawled over to get a better look. Hefting the meaty cock, Trixie started licking around the head, then sucking the crown, trying to take more of it in her mouth. She managed to get about half of it in before she felt Ralph begin to get hard again. In another minute, she was holding that rigid foot long that felt oh so good inside her, but felt she needed help. "Ralph, I want you inside me so bad, but I need some, you know....help because you're just so big and I'm not used to it. Do you have any lubrication?" Trixie said tentatively. Ralph reached down under the bed and emerged with a giant size jar of petroleum jelly. "A bus driver is always prepared" Ralph said proudly. Trixie squealed with delight as she took the jar from Ralph and scooped out a copious amount and began greasing his pole as well as her pussy. "Trixie, does this mean we can do the uh, er.., you know, uh the back door thing?" Ralph asked hopefully. "NO WAY RALPH!" Trixie screamed. "At least not tonight. Let me get my pussy used to this hunk of meat first. I think I'll leave that back door stuff for Alice to take care of" Trixie mused while begining to mount Ralph once more. "Say, where is Alice anyway?" Ralph wondered aloud. "She's upstairs getting screwed by my Ed, Ralph" Trixie said matter-of-factly as her now oiled pussy inhaled Ralph's newly recharged member. "Norton? Norton?" Ralph yelled while trying to get up from under Trixie. "Norton's fucking Alice? Where is he? I'll murder the bum. Lemme at him!" Trixie pushed Ralph back down and began slowly grinding her hips. "Shut up and start humping big boy. The night is still young." Around midnight, Ed and Alice went down the stairs to the Kramden apartment hand in hand. Alice couldn't remember the last time she had felt so satisfied and hoped Ralph and Trixie had as much fun as they had. When they went into the bedroom Ralph was on top of Trixie, thrusting away while Trixie was whimpering with pleasure. "Hey Ralphie boy, how's it going old buddy old pal? Those Mambo lessons really paid off. You're really shaking that thing!" Ed declared while pulling up a chair next to the bed. "Norton get outta here, I'm warning you!" Ralph said mencingly while continue to hump away. "I didn't come down to see you. I came to see Trixie. How's it going sweetie pie?" Ed asked. "F..f..fantastic Ed!" Trixie grunted between Ralph's thrusts. "Take a gander at what Ralph is pounding me with." Ed leaned over and saw Ralph's huge cock sliding in and out of his wife and knocked his hat off from the shock. "Holy smokes Trixie, how the hell are you ever going to screw me again? That thing will rip you open so wide I'll fall in!" "Norton, get outta here before I kill ya! You're cramping my style" Ralph said as the sweat flew off him. "One more word and POW! Right in the kisser!" Ralph bellowed as underneath him Trixie began to come once again. "Gee Ralph, how can somebody so round be so square?" Ed questioned while totally enthralled by the sight of his wife being fucked by his best pal. "Wait until I tell the guys at the Raccoon Lodge about this! When they find out how big your cock is you'll be elected Raccoon of the Year for sure. Think about it Ralphie boy, steering the boat down the Hudson River and around Raccoon Point during our annual cruise!" "Norton, you're an idiot. You know what's worse? You really want to know what's worse? I'll tell you what's worse. What's worse is you're a blabber-mouth. A BLABBER-MOUTH!!! Now you get out of here, and from now on when you see me coming down the street, you better go over to the other side!" "When you go down the street, there ain't no other side! Besides, I wanna watch you guys screw, Ralphie boy" Norton whined. "It's like looking at somebody try to put two pounds of baloney in a one pound bag!" "You're gonna have a hard time seeing anything from the moon, which is where you're going to end up if you stay around here!" Ralph bellowed. Alice looked at Trixie, who was badly disheveled and looked in need of a rest, and reached over and gave Ralph's pendulous nut sack some firm squeezes. Alice knew that pulling and milking Ralph's balls always made Ralph shoot. "Ready or not, here he comes" Alice announced. "WHHHHHOOOOOAAAAAAAA! and that better be you back there doing that Alice!" Ralph moaned, and promptly shot another massive load into Trixie. Later on, after things calmed down, and Ralph and Ed made peace with each other, they were all able to come to a decision that everyone was able to agree on. They would be doing this sort of thing on a regular basis from then on, and Bensonhurst would never be the same.