1 comments/ 8675 views/ 3 favorites Aladdin & The Queens of Storybrooke By: Zev95 The princess just couldn't take the thought of another suitor saying the same damn things, poems with the same damn rhymes, songs with the same damn chords, bouquets with the same damn roses. A feast of unappetizing meals, and despite her lack of hunger she had to eat one. Was it any wonder she'd run away? Not far. The establishment she found herself in was frequented by many in the palace, but she doubted any of the customers would recognize her away from her tower, without the fabulous costumes her father provided her. She didn't actually own any clothes that were simple, plain, practical, like normal people wore, so she was naked under the coarse robes she had borrowed from the palace serving girl. She didn't mind it scraping against her skin. It felt real. She walked through the building's miasma of hashish smoke and perfume, masking the unmistakable odor of sex. It was much like the palace in its construction: nothing slapdash or crude. But where her home was stark and pristine, this admitted the presence of physicality, sensuality, in a casual way that appealed to her. The colors of the place were deep, varied, almost gaudy. They inflamed the senses. And the women—employees—they wore loose, semi-translucent garments that seemed to caress their skin as they lazed around hookahs, ate bits of succulent fruit, and other activities that were enticing enough not to be saved for the privacy of their own rooms. She almost felt she could be a customer; she wouldn't have minded spending some of her coin on one of the beautiful, willing ladies. But that was not what she'd come here for. She knew she couldn't stay; within the night, she would have to be back at the palace. But she would not return the same woman. Her father could force her to marry, even demand she provide him his precious male heirs, but her first time (her most important time) would happen as she liked. And if her only choice was to pick a man at random—for who would lie with the Sultan's daughter, knowing the penalty?—then at least it was her choice. Finding the harem-keeper, Jasmine decided once and for all she would lose her virginity here. *** "No. We're not doing this. Not happening." Regina looked at Emma. Emma had come to recognize the face she made when she wanted to cry but never dared. The mirror image of the one Snow made, but with every tear coddled, every sob mollified. Regina had never had that. Never been a princess. Not even a child, really. Never had anyone besides Henry, and now she was losing him and he was losing her. Opposite the sun, the Curse was aborning in the sky, a second moon of malevolent color. "Emma, don't make this harder than it has to be," Regina choked out, gesturing to the town square around them, all the people who had volunteered to pack up the Bug—a quick attempt to give her souvenirs, tools, some remnant of anything to take with her. Emma just shook her head once more. "You're his mother—" "Don't!" Regina choked. "You're his mother and I'm not taking him away from you. I don't want to be some foster mom who takes him away from his home. There has to be another way." Regina gritted down the sob she wanted to let loose. "Yes! We wait until the Curse gets here and then we're frozen in time for all eternity. That's a bit too much family bonding for my taste." "There has to be something." Emma stepped into Regina's space, almost nose to nose with her, and begged. "You've never accepted your fate. You've brought the dead back to life, you've moved the moon, you've banished your own mother to another realm. Tell me there's something that can stop this and I will get it. I don't care if it's Gabriel's trumpet, I'll pack an overnight bag and kick down the Pearly Gates." In counterpoint to Emma's determined headshake, Regina's head moved from side to side, slowly and softly. "The price of magic is always paid. All fates must be met. I deserve this. And you deserve Henry." "Oh, quit feeling sorry for yourself. We've already done the impossible once this month, what's one more time?" Emma took Regina's hand, trying to push her determination into Regina. She even ripped off Regina's glove and took hold of the bare hand underneath in both of hers, pressing her warmth into Regina's cold fingers. "Please. Help me. Do this with me. You said traveling the realms was impossible, but then there were magic beans and Peter Pan's shadow and who knows what else? So there has to be something to stop this Curse. Anything." Regina closed her eyes. She wouldn't let herself hope. Though she knew she shouldn't, she would tell Emma just to discourage her. "A wish." "A wish? Like, wish upon a star--?" "No." Regina's eyes shot open in irritation. "A genie's wish. A genie's magic can do anything, short of bringing the dead back to life or—" "Or making people fall in love, or killing someone. Yeah, I saw the cartoon." Regina's brow furrowed in familiar confusion. "What cartoon? Never mind. It's hopeless. There hasn't been a genie besides Sidney in the Enchanted Forest for over nine hundred years—" "What about somewhere else? Some other realm? IDIC!" "What?" Still clinging to Regina's hand, Emma pulled her along. "Infinite diversity in infinite combinations! I've worn glasses, I know what I'm talking about! Where's Sidney?" "I—the ice cream parlor, I suppose, with everyone else. Why?" "He used to be a genie? Let's ask him where his old frat brothers got off too." *** Prince Achmed walked the halls of the brothel. Such an odious place. No stimulating murals on the walls, no band playing to increase the libido, and a paltry collection of wine. The women were no treat either. Some had their hair done up in the most displeasing styles, others wore clothing that could've been calculated to offend him, many spoke inarticulately—oh, they were lucky he was gracing them with his patronage at all. If he weren't courting that prudish, teasing Princess Jasmine, didn't need the release from his burdensome duty, he wouldn't have come at all. As was, he would probably have to take one of the less offensive ones and have her from behind, just to keep his stomach from revolting. Probably gag her as well, lest she blister his ears with her whining. Such an inconvenience. It seemed he'd been made for suffering. And what's more, he'd had to put up with all the beggars and children and lepers asking for money as he went inside. It was a wonder he'd restrained himself to lashing only five of them as he passed, but he hadn't wanted to get blood on his good riding crop. "Madame! Madame!" he called, too annoyed to deal with the long-held custom of wandering the brothel's so-called sultry environments and finding a companionable woman for the evening. Why bother? He wanted the best and he was willing to pay. Far too late for a reasonable customer to bear, the harem-keeper made her way to him—a thick-set woman in robes meant to conceal her bulk. A pity they did such a poor job of it. "Yes, effendi, how may I assist you this fine day?" "No need for pleasantries. Just give me a woman; your finest whore. And have her bathe first, so long as she be quick about it." The harem-keeper's eyes narrowed with distaste, but she was too greedy to turn down his gold, as Achmed well knew. Living in Bagdad was an expensive pastime. "Yes, effendi. Of course. And how will you be paying?" "How do you think, idiot woman?" He reached for the purse hanging from his belt. It was not there. Prince Achmed turned to see a man disappear around the corner, the only sign of him the end of a white pant leg and a bare foot. "Stop! Thief!" *** The ice cream parlor was packed with fairy tale characters wanting to enjoy a last pint of Rocky Road before being transported back to medieval times forever. Emma pushed through them, not making much headway through the Stabbington brothers enjoying waffle cones until Regina calmly cleared her throat and said "Excuse us." They parted, as did the rest of the store. Sidney was on one of the stools. Always one to keep his ear to the ground, he'd worked out what the Curse meant before most others, and decided he wanted a serving of mint chocolate chip before he went. "Sidney!" Emma called. He looked her way. "Sheriff—" Then lit up. "Madame Mayor!" "Stop calling me that," Regina chided. "Although technically I wasn't impeached..." Emma barreled into the counter opposite him. "Sidney, you know about any other genies?" "Not really. In all my centuries, I've only ever met one, and—" "Where?" "Bagdad. Not all that dissimilar to my own Agrabah, except for—" He eyed Regina. "You know. The thing." "And there's a genie there?" "Last time I checked. Though that was one or two millennia ago." "Alright, perfect, thanks!" Emma rushed out, then slapped a twenty on the counter. "His cream's on me!" Then, realizing how that sounded, she hurried out even faster. Sidney didn't watch her go. He was far too focused on Regina. "Regina, since this might be the end, I have to tell you—" "Hold that thought," she said, running after Emma. "Wait up, Ms. Swan!" Sidney morosely turned back to his ice cream. And they wondered why he'd tried to get elected sheriff. Clearly, Regina had a fetish. *** It wasn't that Aladdin had meant to rob anyone. He'd already made enough to eat for a week working odd jobs the last day and night. Work was scarce, but it did come every so often. He preferred that to running from the city guards, as much fun as that could be. He'd gone to the brothel not because he could afford it, but because the women there made good drinking partners and a bottle of wine he could afford. And, though it was unreliable at best, his charms and looks could be brought to bear on even the hard-hearted women of the red-light district, and on occasion he had found a few to 'practice' their trade on him for no more reward than him doing the same for them. Something they rarely encountered in their line of work. It'd been total coincidence that Aladdin had arrived by rooftop at the same moment as a nobleman arrived atop a majestic stead. And that that nobleman had proven himself a complete jackass, even by the standards of noble blood. Aladdin just couldn't let a woman subject herself to a man like that, even for pay. So he'd swiped the prince's purse. The gods would probably be pleased with him, removing temptation from so many parties in the would-be transaction. He probably should've noticed that the prince had been accompanied by a private guard. Who were very fast. And very athletic. Of course, being foreigners, they didn't know the city like him. Especially not the rooftops. Aladdin ran and jumped. Whatever happened, he had to keep one step ahead of the lawman. *** "Emma, could you please try and restrain yourself to a light jog?" Regina called in the demanding tone that came with her polite requests. "Some of us are wearing heels!" "Some of us aren't so sensitive about our height that we wear stilts everywhere we go!" Emma shot back. Without missing a beat, she stepped out in front of a moving vehicle, in keeping with Regina's assessment of her mental acumen. But this moving vehicle, unlike the one in Regina's fantasies, skidded to a stop within feet of Emma. She charged the driver's door, throwing it open and him out. "Princess business, I'm commandeering your vehicle! Regina, get in!" Just like that, Regina found herself in the passenger seat of a 1979 Chrysler that smelt of burnt rubber. "Good to see you trading up your death traps." "Where's Ariel?" Emma shouted, which Regina did not appreciate. "With Eric, most likely. That crab shack by the bay." Emma stepped on the gas. *** "What are you doing back here?" the harem-keeper demanded, seeing Aladdin sprawled on some of her plushest cushions, still panting hard enough to work his slim chest like a billows. "When you think about it, it's the last place they'd look." One of the more grateful harem girls brought him a carafe of water. He didn't press his luck troubling her for a glass, instead drinking directly from the source. "Come on, don't give me that look. You're too mercenary to ever admit it, but I bet you love not having that braying ass for a customer." "That braying ass was about to pay five thousand shekels for a night with my finest girl! And knowing him, that'd be five thousand for a minute's work! With help like that, you'll put me in the poorhouse!" "We have a poorhouse? Where is it?" His attempt at humor fell flat. The girl who'd brought him the water now had her hands on her hips, and not in a particularly sexy way. (Although...) "Well, if it means that much to you, I suppose I could give you your five thousand shekels." He held up the prince's money bag, which drew the harem-keeper's eye every bit as much as Aladdin's was drawn to the many interested women who were moving in with interest. "As long as I get what he was going to," Aladdin grinned. "Effendi," the harem-keeper said graciously, bowing low. She straightened and walked away, gesturing for a eunuch to draw close. "Save Sadira for someone else," she whispered. "Put him with the new girl instead, he won't know the difference. If Achmed comes back, we could double our money!" *** The streets were clear as Emma raced through them, but Regina doubted that was why she was pushing a hundred. They hit the harbor in a matter of minutes, finding Eric and Ariel lovingly gazing into each other's eyes as they skipped stones. Seeing Emma pull up across three parking spaces, Ariel ran out to them excitedly. "Emma! Regina!" A trace of darkness entered her voice with the latter name. "Wonderful news! We're getting married!" "That's great!" Having a twelve-year-old meant Emma could fake enthusiasm with aplomb. "They've known each other a day," Regina stage-whispered—meaning Ariel could overhear. "She doesn't know his last name." "I do so!" Ariel protested. "Human." "Human?" Regina was taken aback. "As in 'Eric the Human'? Now who doesn't know his last name!" "We're wasting time!" Emma cried. "Ariel, you can travel between realms, right?" "Yes, with my mermaid half." "Right!" Emma pounded her fist into her palm. "So you go to Bagdad, get the genie, wish the Curse away!" "Emma, this woman didn't have toes twenty-four hours ago. You're really going to trust her with saving all our lives?" "No," Emma said, netting an affronted gasp from Ariel. "We're going with her. Get in the car." *** Aladdin let himself be led to the private rooms after refusing a puff of the hookah. He wanted to remember all of this. Usually, the girls who took up with him were apprentices, servants—not bad, by any means, and their efforts were definitely appreciated. But to lay with one of the courtesans who serviced the royals, the Sultan himself... He found himself in a large, lavishly appointed room, the lighting lower and more intimate than it'd been in the open-air brothel above. Layer upon layer of hanging silk added to the room's intimacy. Once he'd pushed past it, it hung closed behind him, sealing him in with the woman on the bed. With her beauty. He didn't know what to say. Luckily, she did. "Hello. I'm Jasmine." *** Now the car barreled along the coast, Emma taking the town's desertion as an excuse to drive on the sidewalk and wherever else she pleased. Regina grudgingly tried to hold herself steady. "Even if Ariel can take us with her, it can take hours to travel realms by water. I don't know what practice you've had, but I can't hold my breath that long." "Sure you can. And so can I." In under a minute, they'd reached Bob's Scuba Rental. *** Outside the brothel, the guards drew in. They had their weapons ready. Soon, they'd have their quarry. *** "As I said, it's a two hundred dollar rental and a four hundred dollar security deposit. Them's the rules." "Listen here, 'Bob,' this is a clear case of civil emergency. As a citizen, you are duty-bound to assist us without thought of compensation!" "Regina, just pay the man." "It's the principle of the thing, Emma. He has a civic duty!" "Fine, I'll pay him... Ariel, you have a ten and ninety cents?" "No, she doesn't, she was a fish last week." "I have the money right here." "Jesus, Ariel, where'd you get all that?" "I mugged someone!" *** At the foot of the bed was a small chest. From past experience, Aladdin knew it contained numerous devices, none of which were necessary with a woman this beautiful. You didn't pour salt onto dark chocolate. But there was a carafe of wine and two small glasses with cups the size of eggshells. He poured for each of them, more out of a desire for business than thirst. "I'm sorry, you'd like one, right?" The woman—Jasmine—was swathed in layers of silk like something precious and fragile. That struck him as a half-truth. She did seem truly precious, but fragile? No. There was a strength in her amber eyes, even if it didn't come with the hardness he saw so often on the streets of Bagdad. "Yes, please," she demurred, speaking in the same tones of nervousness and excitement that he did. "First time here?" "Yeah." He shrugged and offered her a glass. A slim hand emerged from the silken folds, fingers delicate and long, soft where they brushed against his knuckles. Not even close to being a worker's hands. "First time paying for it. Not that I—not that they're just giving away—like I'm some seductive—I'm not trying to brag." "No, no, I get it." She brought the wine to her lips. Lucky wine, Aladdin thought distantly. "It is different, isn't it?" "Yes. When it's... for real." He downed his own drink, unthinkingly falling back on uncouth routine and swallowing it in one go. It was spiced and sweet, but most of the flavor was lost on him in his haste. Jasmine giggled at him, then with perfect poise sipped the wine up in a long, slow draught. Aladdin now outright envied the red liquid. Aladdin sat on the edge of the bed, nearly falling off the slick sheets before righting himself. But he made Jasmine giggle again, which was worth it. "This is my first time too," Jasmine said. It popped out of her like a bubble from the wine. He looked at her, finding that hard to believe. A woman so beautiful...? "My first time in a place like this," she explained. "Sheewa said—" Aladdin began, naming the harem-keeper, then smiled to himself. Yes. She would try to fool a rube into paying through the nose for a new girl. Though he couldn't for the life of him imagine a girl he'd rather have. "You didn't seem like the other girls." Jasmine's face fell. "No? Did I do something wrong? Is there something—" "No, no. It's just the way you hold yourself. The way you look around. I can tell you're not expecting a dagger in the back or anything." Her frown deepened. "Should I be?" "Here? This is an amusement park." Especially compared to some places he could name. "It's not uncommon for a noblewoman to take up this line of work. But it's usually out of boredom, or widows who don't want to remarry for sex. I've never seen someone as young as you volunteer for this. Surely you must have suitors—" Her smile retained the flavor of her frown. "None I'd want in my bed, even for a little while. I didn't want to be seen as my jewelry or my dowry or my inheritance. I wanted to be seen as a woman." Her foot emerged from the draping silk to rub at his thigh. "Do you see me, Aladdin?" "I can't see anything else." She smiled so hard she giggled. He could get used to that laugh. Maybe he already was. "If only I knew what to do. I thought one of the older women would show me, but they just stripped me bare and made this—painting out of me." She looked at him with wide, excited eyes. "Do you know what to do?" Aladdin & The Queens of Storybrooke "Absolutely." Putting his hand next to her, he eased his body closer. "Ask you what you want me to do." Her expression was bashful, then hoping. "Well, I mean—this scenario is somewhat geared toward you. What you want." "I want to make you smile. C'mon, Jasmine; when you came here, what did you dream would happen? What's the fantasy?" She batted her eyelids as she blinked, and he saw her bare hand come to her chest. Maybe she was feeling her rushing heart. It couldn't be going any faster than his. "My prince comes for me—my sweet prince—he—he isn't wearing a vest. Or a fez." "Fezzes are cool," Aladdin protested, but obediently rid himself of both items, leaving him bare from the waist up. Good thing; it was quite a waist. Jasmine sucked on her teeth. It didn't get any worse to the North. "Then what does your prince do for you?" His voice—calm, assured, confident. Falling into a dream with her. She looked down at the swathes of silk covering her and was suddenly overwarm in them. "He takes these off," she said, shedding the first layer. She wanted to do that much for herself. "One at a time, until I'm all but naked." The silk covered her like blanket and comforter, her body rendered into a shadow by the many layers of opaqueness. At first, it was like pulling the petals off a flower. The silk was so light that it caught in the air as Aladdin tossed them aside, fluttering around them at the slightest breeze. Jasmine's body became a mystery, then a vague hint, a suggestion, a promise. Until she seemed more naked than naked, the few remaining paper-thin layers doing little more than shading her nudity. She had seemed too good to be true, a mirage in the desert, but his eyes did not deceive. In a world of ugliness, blood, and corruption, she was an oasis. Her skin was a rich olive shade, dipping like honey across supple muscles. He felt like an ogre for letting his eyes bask in her curves, when the rest of her was equally regal and feminine, but he couldn't help it. Her ass was full and round, large but in a manner keeping with her body, while her breasts stood out from her body as if inviting hands and eyes. But even those paled in comparison to her lips: full and rich, he realized they had captivated him long before he even looked at her body. He stopped undressing her to run his finger over their soft curve; his eyes met hers, agile and flirtatious, with a quirk of her dark hair fallen between him. He brushed that away as well. "Do you want to take off the rest?" he asked gently. "Yes," she said, answering both his questions. She wanted not only this, but him. It wasn't some customer to whom she pulled away the last of the sheets, finally letting him see her unadorned. It was Aladdin. "Then you kiss me." He couldn't wait any longer. Their lips met, her mouth fitting to his perfectly, their lust finding a natural equilibrium. He felt neither uncouth or overly polite kissing her; she did not seem either vulgar or prudish. It was just right. He felt abashed to touch her, like he would be to smear the paint on a portrait, but she took his hand and brought it to her warm skin. It seemed too smooth and soft to exist in his world, the dewy little hairs that covered her stomach tickling his hand like tiny sparks. As they kissed, he felt out the curve of her hip—the dip of her navel—lower, lower now, to the hidden firmness of her pelvis. Her meeting of his kiss became more heated, with soft moans dying in her throat. Jasmine pushed at his wrist encouragingly. He let his hand go limp, allowing her to guide him between her legs. There, she was everything he could've hoped for. Warm and wet like a melted candle, a flame lit long ago. He stirred with one finger, then with two, finding her tight but receptive in the extreme. The moans of her throat forced themselves out into the open, and she had to rush between kissing him and letting her body voice its own approval. Finally, she had to pull away all together, panting like a wild animal, both her hands on his wrist to keep him delving into her sex. A third finger and her head was flung back like she was riding a stallion, her voice now reaching the volume of a scream. "What does he do next?" Aladdin asked, brushing his lips over her cheek as if he could sample the pleasure coming off her. "Your dream lover?" Her parted lips formed a guileless smile. "He does exactly what you want to do. Aladdin..." Her thighs tightened on his hand as her hands flew to his waistband, working with impressive control to undo the sash that held his sirwal up. It had not even unspooled before she had his trousers down around his hips, not caring where they fell, only that he was exposed. If the size of his manhood gave her pause, she didn't show it, grabbing him almost painfully. Jasmine stroked him with one hand, pulled his body close with the other. Her efforts were unpracticed but her enthusiasm was contagious. He kissed her again, fingering her as her hand rode his cock. Now he dared to use his free hand to explore her body, squeezing her breasts, her hips, her ass. She was like pure gold: firm, but yielding to the touch. And precious. Undeniably precious. Her nethers clutched at his fingers. He let her have them. "Stop, stop," she said suddenly, and he pulled his hands back, stilled his lips, worried he'd hurt or offended her. "What is it?" he asked, struggling not to drown her in apologies. "I was about to—I almost..." She grinned shakily. She wasn't in pain; just the opposite. "That's a problem?" "No, it isn't; I just want to come with you inside me." Her vast amber eyes looked up at him, tugged at him. "If that's alright with you." He huffed a laugh. "I can learn to live with it." And he barely gave himself time to kiss her before she was flipped on her back, his body crashing between her legs, parting them as his hand gripped his rod and led it to her entrance— An arrow hit the bed between their spread legs. He eyed her. "That's never happened to me before, I swear." Pushing Jasmine against the headboard and protectively backing into her, Aladdin looked around to see a cadre of guards piercing the room's many veils, some with swords drawn, some with arrows nocked, none looking happy to see him. They weren't rank-and-file guards either; by the feminine sway of their bodies under skintight black robes and the balaclavas that covered everything but their diamond-hard eyes, it was the Royal Guard. All female to ensure they wouldn't interfere with any of the virgins under their protection. "To the dungeon with him!" the leader shouted, aim coming to rest on Aladdin's head. "He's defiled the princess!" "To be fair," Aladdin said as manacles were dangled before him, "we were still warming up for the defilement..."