3 comments/ 168816 views/ 36 favorites Penis Envy By: beaverhunter76 Sabrina was home alone tonight. Morgan was gone for the weekend, partying in New York, Milo was at a science convention, and Roxy was out on a date. So she was just enjoying the night on the couch, reading another hot romance novel. She was supposed to be studying the male anatomy for an exam tomorrow, but she found this a better way to do so. This was an exceptionally steamy novel, and she was getting warm already. As she got warmer, she felt her crotch heating up. And because she was a witch, when her pussy got warm, it showed. When the steam started coming up from bellow, she looked around to make sure she was alone, and slid her hand into her pajama bottoms. She wasn't wearing any panties, and she was still bald down there from her blue moon experience, so she had free access. She was about to dip two fingers inside, when the front door opened. Startled, Sabrina jumped up from the couch, pulling her hand out of her pajamas. "Roxy, what are you doing here?" She quickly asked to hide her actions. "I live here." Roxy entered the house and closed the door behind her. "I mean, weren't you supposed to be on a date?" "He was a jerk. All guys are jerks." She flopped down on the couch, and Sabrina sat back down next to her. "What's the problem this time?" Sabrina asked as Roxy put her feet up on her lap. "Jeff, the guy I was with, is a psychology student. Well, apparently his class was talking about penis envy today, and he decided to bring this up. Right before he whipped out his tiny dick." "Oh my god." Sabrina giggled into her hands. Roxy punched her shoulder. "Don't laugh. His dick must have been four inches long and pencil thin, but he thought it was a sausage. Well, I started laughing, and he got mad and went on about how all women are jealous of his 'massive' dick. Then he kicked me out of his car and left me to walk back alone." "What is with guys and their cocks?" Sabrina asked. "I know. It's like all that they think about." She got back up and went to the kitchen for a drink. Sabrina used this time to go into their bedroom. She was going to look for a spell to help Roxie. Opening her magic laptop, Sabrina was going to do a spell search, but she realized that she didn't know what to search for. "What's the problem little lady." She turned to the window and saw a black cat. "It's Roxy. She's been having trouble with guys again." "Ah, can't help you there." The cat replied. "Say, Salem, you're a guy." "Way to put that college education to work." Salem said. "Shut up. What I mean is, what's the big deal with a dick. All you guys seem to think of is your dick." "Well, as a cat I don't think of it that much, but if you really want to know, check your computer for 'penis envy.'" Sabrina did a search for this and found a spell. "I don't know about this." "Do it. Dooo it!" Salem commanded. After reading the spell, Sabrina still did not understand guy's dicks. Then she read the asterisk's "May take a few minutes to work. Some side affects may occur." "Side affects?" she looked to Salem. "Don't worry about them. There's only a five percent chance that it will happen." "What will happen?" She suddenly heard a scream from outside the bedroom. "Roxy!" She ran out and saw the brunette standing horrified. "What?" "Those side effects." Salem said before leaving. He didn't want Sabrina to blame him again. "I've got a…" she pointed down. "Got a what?" "This!" She pulled her skirt up. Her panty was pointing straight out, like a pop-up tent. "Oh my god." Sabrina shouted, than gave out a small gasp as she felt a bit of pressure down bellow too. Suddenly her pajama bottoms extended outward. Looking down them, Sabrina noticed that she now had a huge, erect penis. "Salem!" She shouted. "What's your cat got to do with this?" "Um, never mind. What are you doing?" Roxy looked down and gasped when she saw her left hand rubbing her erect member. She pulled her hand out of her panty and let her skirt drop back down. "What's that smell?" Roxy brought her hand up to her nose and took a whiff. "Woe, that stinks. Do all guys dicks stink like that?" Sabrina could also smell Roxy's penis, and felt hers get harder from it. "Why not, our cunts smell like tuna." "What do we do now? Do we go to a hospital?" "No, I'm sure they're not permanent. At least I hope not." Another thought occurred to her. "Oh no." She stuck her hand back down her pajama and went past her dick, though not before teasing it first. "Oh thank god." She said as she still found her cunt there. "The dick didn't replace it." "We're hermaphrodites." Roxy said, understanding. "You know, this could be fun." Sabrina said, her hand now stroking her own dick. "Hey, this feels really good." She started pumping harder. Roxy followed her lead, sticking her hand under her skirt. "Your right. No wonder guys always do this." "Betcha mine's bigger." Roxy grinned. "I'll take that bet." "What are the stakes?" "Who ever has the biggest dick gets a blowjob from the looser." She then pulled off her skirt and let her panties drop, as Sabrina quickly took off her pajama bottoms. Roxy's tight top didn't fall past her tits, but Sabrina's top went down past her hips, so she also took that off, exposing her medium tits. Not one to be out done, Roxy took her top off as well, and now both girls stood completely naked, breasts heaving and huge dicks standing straight over bald pussies. "Well, I can see their already larger then normal." Roxy stated. "And here's a ruler to see just how much bigger." Sabrina zapped in a ruler behind her back. She measured her own first. "Thirteen inches long and two inches thick." She past it to Roxy, who measured her own. "Only twelve inches long, but three inches thick. Guess it's a tie." "So what do we do now?" She placed a hand on a hip and curved erotically. "This." Roxy walked over to her, and knelt down. Then she took Sabrina's huge member in her hands and started rubbing it. "Oh my god." Sabrina moaned. Roxy didn't keep this up for long before she took the penis head between her red lips. It just kept getting better. "Hmm, it even tastes real." When Roxy swallowed the entire length, Sabrina almost swooned. And even worse, she almost came, but Roxy stopped and let her relax. That's when they noticed the two meat sacks hanging bellow their dicks. "Holy shit, we got nut sacks too. And their full." Roxy spent a minute looking over Sabrina's nuts. She palmed them and suck them. "This is just too weird, but fun." She took Sabrina's dick back in her mouth, letting the long member slide down her throat. "Oh god." Sabrina did fall this time, landing on the couch, with Roxy still sucking her cock. She could feel her dick building up with cum, but also her pussy dripping. "Oh yes, yes, yesss!" Sabrina cried as she felt an orgasm shudder through her. "But it was a tie, so it's not fair of me to have all the fun." Understanding what she meant, Roxy slowly let Sabrina's dick slide out of her mouth as she turned around, her ass pressing against Sabrina's face, while her dick found its way into the red head's open mouth. Sabrina lay back on the couch, and let Roxy get comfortable as she went back to her tasty snack. With her nose up Roxy's cunt, Sabrina slowly swallowed the twelve inch member. She had never done this before, not even for Harvey, so she was hesitant at first, taking only a few inches in. But when her raven haired vixen roommate deepthroated her again, Sabrina's mouth formed a wide O and Roxy shoved her dick further down. The young, and inexperienced red head was not prepared for the sensation. She had simulated this experience before, with numerous bananas and even once a twelve inch kabasa covered in whip cream, but nothing could compare to this. For one, she could feel Roxy's veins throbbing on the dick as blood was pumped to its head. There was also the dickhead itself. The mushroom cap piece of flesh tickled her throat, almost causing her to gag. She moved her head up and down over the dick simply because she didn't know what else to do. But Roxy did know, and she was having fun teaching Sabrina some new tricks; like how she could use her tongue. Though her mouth was stuffed, Roxy was able to twist her tongue around Sabrina's length. And she would swivel her hips to get her dick deeper down Sabrina's throat. She even managed to get one of her balls between Sabrina's lips. This was getting to be to much for Sabrina as she felt herself getting hotter. Not able to hold back anymore, her pussy gushed forth a powerful orgasm that shook her entire frame. She tried to spit out Roxy's dick so she could scream, but Roxy forced her to keep it in, so instead she just bit down on the meat. Roxy cringed in pain."That's not where I want it from bitch." She said, taking a pause from her snack. She swallowed the dick again and grabbed onto her two balls with a vice-like grip. It was Sabrina's turn to cringe in pain, but she felt a new sensation inside. It was similar to what she usually felt during an orgasm, but different. It was more intense, more powerful. She felt her hips rise, forcing her huge dick further down Roxy's throat. She started growling like a wild animal. This time Roxy didn't slow down or stop but increased her sucking pace. She wanted to taste Sabrina's man-cum slide down her throat and into her stomach. Sabrina couldn't hold it in any longer, her balls where aching from Roxy's grip, as well as from holding in her semen. With a loud growl, her entire body shaking, she shot a thick, white load into Roxy's mouth, and down her throat. Roxy swallowed every drop of the precious fluid, but she didn't want to be greedy, so she released her own orgasm. But she was more practiced in this (at least with her original parts), so she was able to orgasm both from her cunt, which sprayed down on Sabrina's face, and her dick, which slid thickly down Sabrina's throat. Roxy had to left her head and release Sabrina's dick as she screamed her multiple orgasms, and because of this, she got the rest of Sabrina's powerful load of cum all over her face and hair. But Sabrina wasn't allowed this luxury, and Roxy squashed her lower portions into Sabrina's face, muffling her cries. When Sabrina was done, she leaned back into the couch and sighed. The orgasm hadn't lasted long, only about fifteen seconds, but it was incredible. Her body still quivered in pleasure. When Roxy had finished, she got up and leaned over Sabrina. "You were incredible." Sabrina's dick was still long and hard, but it was getting softer now from lack of attention and energy. Sabrina smiled, her sense of pride ballooning. "So where you." Part of her just wanted to lie down and fall asleep now (this feeling coming from her new cock), but seeing the cum dripping from Roxy's lips got her pussy tingling. Her two halves argued about what to do now, but when Roxy kissed Sabrina fully on her mouth, both their lips open and tongues entwining, and she could taste her own cum on Roxy's lips, her dick shot straight up again. She could feel it rubbing against Roxy's cunt lips. It was like it had a mind of its own. Roxy also felt this new attention, and her own dick also acting in a similar fashion, looking around for Sabrina's cunt. Both girls broke their kiss and looked down, fascinated with what they saw. With a wicked grin, Sabrina used her hands to better position her own dick to match up with Roxy's cunt, teasing her lips with its head. Roxy purred in pleasure, and then moved her own to match Sabrina's pussy. They looked each other in the eyes and both grinned with growing arousal. Dare they go this far? Sabrina started to hesitate. She had almost forgotten something important. "Um, Roxy, before we go this far, you should know that … I'm still a virgin." She blushed and lowered her eyes in embarrassment. Roxy's eyes twinkled at this exclamation and her smile turned from a grin of wicked pleasure, to one of romantic notions. "That's so sweet." She said. She kissed Sabrina again. "I had figured that, you were always acting too innocent, but I'm happy to be the one to help you blossom to full womanhood." They kissed again and then, fearing that their hesitation might cost them this great experience, the two girls counted down. "Three." Sabrina started. "Two." Roxy added. Their dick heads pushed their way between their cunt lips. Their hands now free, they wrapped each other in a hug, giving each other the courage to continue. "One!" They both cried simultaneously, and plunged in. They both cried out in surprised agony but also great pleasure. Roxy may have been "experienced" in sex, but she had never had a dick this big inside her before. The biggest she had ever had was less than seven inches (which is why she was always in a bitchy mood). Even her fist couldn't compare to this huge dick stabbing her cunt. And Sabrina cried out because her virgin seal had just been crushed beneath a huge battering ram in one blow. The two girls held each other in a tight embrace, grinding their pelvises together. Their arms were wrapped around each other, they're small breasts crushing into each other. Roxy moved her hands down to Sabrina's pale ass and grabbed them tightly, pushing Sabrina's hips harder into her own, thus pushing her dick further in, penetrating her womb. Since this felt so good, Roxy also pushed hers into Sabrina's. Sabrina called out in pleasure. "God yes. Never have I ... felt so good. If I had known sex was this good, I would have had it long before." "I'm … I'm glad you … waited … so I could … be your first." Roxy said between pants. "Shouldn't we be using … condoms now." Sabrina said. "Too late … to stop … now." "Oohkay. Shit, oh yes! Harder." Roxy leaned back, riding Sabrina's cock like a horse, her own cock bending painfully, but this just added to her pleasure. They continued like this until Sabrina's body started shaking and she cried out. "I'm cumming, I'm cumming." Her cunt started dripping, but also her dick swelled and started shooting loads of cum into Roxy's womb. When Roxy felt this, her eyes opened wide in ecstasy, and her mouth formed a huge O. She could feel her on cunt dripping, but also her huge dick swelling even larger. Sabrina gasped in pain, as the three inch wide dick grew to four inches and then an impossible five inches, just before it unloaded. She felt the warm liquid explode deep within, filling her virgin womb. The two girls kept grinding into each other. Even once their balls where emptied, their cunts kept gushing, and the orgasms kept hitting them. When these finished, Roxy pulled out of Sabrina. "That was great." She purred. "You're not finished yet, are you?" Sabrina leaned forward and pushed Roxy down on the floor. Then she wrapped her two lips around Roxy's softening cock and started cleaning it off, while using her left hand to finger Roxy's cunt. Roxy purred from the minute of attention. She wasn't loaded enough to cum, but Sabrina wasn't looking for that. When Roxy was cleaned up, Sabrina pulled her onto her hands and knees, and crawled behind her. Then, grabbing her own dick, with Roxy looking around her shoulder, Sabrina shoved herself into Roxy's tight asshole. Roxy shot straight like an arrow, her head held high and howling like a wolf. "Yeah baby, ride me like a pony." Sabrina grabbed hold of Roxy's long dark hair, and pulled it like the reins of a horse. "Yee haw!" Sabrina cried, her free hand waving around in the air as Roxy bucked in pain. "Your ass is so tight." "And your cock is still so powerful." Roxy groaned. "Push it further in." Sabrina did as she was told and shoved it in until her roommate's ass cheeks where crushing her own balls. She was moving at a slower pace now, grinding her cock into the tight ass, while Roxy continued to groan in pleasure. While her cock was rock hard, Roxy's cunt was dripping again. She wanted to play with them both, but she could only use one hand, so she used it to stroke her dick. Within a minute, her hand was covered in sticky cream as her dick exploded. She wasn't able to hold it in any longer when she felt Sabrina splurge inside her anus. As Sabrina finished unloading inside of her roommate, she fell forward, leaning over Roxy's back. Both girls were panting heavily now, and Roxy turned her head around so they could kiss. They stayed like this for a few minutes, their tongues wrestling between their mouths, before Sabrina finally stood up. When she did, she purred as she felt her dick slowly slide out, and Roxy gave off a little gasp when she felt the head of the dick squeeze out of her little hole. "That was … incredible," the dark-haired girl said. "I know." Sabrina moved her hand down to stroke her dick, but she only grasped air. Looking down in surprise, she saw that her huge member was gone. She was suddenly worried about how to explain this to Roxy, but when she looked up, she saw that the naked girl was asleep. Not wanting to disturb her, Sabrina used her magic to put Roxy back in their room. When she would wake up tomorrow, she would not remember anything. Sabrina was a bit disappointed about this, but it was probably for the best. But Sabrina still had her own and she was still feeling ancy. Sitting back down on the couch, she subconsciously grabbed her dick with her right hand and started stroking it, and with her left, she started fingering her pussy. As her cunt continued dripping, her dick became rock hard and foot-long again. "This feels great, but it's not satisfying me," she complained. Then she got a wicked idea. Sliding her back down the couch, she angled her hips upwards, spreading her pussy. She then started bending her dick painfully backwards. "Owe, owe, owe." She cried out as her dick bent its way into her pussy, and suddenly she was fucking herself: very painfully fucking herself, but it felt great. She had to hold onto her dick with one hand to keep it in, but she used her free hand to massage her tits. "Yes, yes, YES!!!!" She cried out. She kept crying out, but she wanted more. Her pussy was cumming like crazy, but her balls wouldn't unload. But what else could she do? She then noticed that her asshole was puckered over the splits in the couch cushions. She felt it open and close with her breaths. She suddenly needed something inside it. Not seeing anything on hand, she quickly zapped in a little toy. What she got instead was a black rubber dildo, about 8 inches long and 2 inches thick, studded with rubbery spikes. "This is … going to … hurt." She panted. "Oh … who cares." Taking the dildo in hand, she slipped it under her ass and placed it between the cushions, so that it was standing up. Then she slid her hole over it and slowly lowered herself down. But when it touched the entrance to her hole, her pussy suddenly convulsed widely, and she fell down on it. The dildo was shoved up her virgin anus with ripping force, and she screamed in both pain and pleasure. Luckily, Roxy was in an enchanted sleep and didn't wake. "Oh god, oh god, oh god," she panted as she slid her ass up and down the studded toy, while her dick became rock hard and pushed further into her cunt. "Salem will never believe this." What Sabrina didn't know was that the cat would believe her, because he was secretly taking pictures of this from the stairs. "Hustler, get ready for these." By now Sabrina had been fucking her two holes for over ten minutes, and she felt her balls starting to hurt. They felt like Roxy was squeezing them again. "This must be what blueballs means," she whimpered. She had to relieve them before they exploded. Using her magic, she turned the rubber dildo into a vibrator and turned it up to max. Now she was cooking. She continuously cried out as her ass went to the extreme. And like a nuclear bomb going off, her dick exploded inside her, filling her womb with white creamy cum and slithering sperms. Her pussy also gushed again, but the cum was mixed in with the stuff from her cock. After two minutes, she still wasn't done, but she wasn't complaining. She let her dick pop out, and let it spray her body. Cum flew over her belly, tits and even onto her face. She opened her mouth wide to catch it, and swallowed every drop that flew into her mouth. Penis Envy “Sarah, what do you mean, you have a penis?” “Just what I said,” I sobbed. “I know you have a strap-on. I remember vividly when you used it on me while we did phone sex with Sean.” Shannon and I had become very close since we discovered on the Fourth of July weekend that we lusted after one another. Soon thereafter she shared her boyfriend with me. At least on the phone. She had quickly become my favorite suck buddy. “I’m not talking about silicone, Shannon. This is hot, hard, throbbing flesh. It shoots real semen when I rub it.” “As if!” “Sad but true.” I really started weeping now. “Have you been doing acid, Sarah?” “You know I don’t do drugs. At least not voluntarily,” I whispered, remembering the minister who got me divinely intoxicated and then used me as his sexual plaything. “You actually have a penis, a real one, between your legs?” “Yes,” I moaned. “I’m coming right over. I have to see this!” * * * Half an hour later Shannon knocked urgently at the door.” “Let me see! Let me see!” she demanded as soon as I let her in. “Oh, Shannon, I’m so upset. So embarrassed. What am I going to do?” “Pee standing up?” “It’s not funny!” “How about sexual reassignment surgery? They can cut off your dick and make a pussy out of it. So I heard.” I got hysterical, wailing and shaking uncontrollably. “I’m going to kill myself. I want my pussy back.” Shannon put her arm around me and wiped the tears from my eyes. “Don’t cry baby,” she murmured consolingly. And then she kissed me. Really kissed me. French style, probing passionately with her tongue. She fumbled with my blouse with her fingers until she got it unbuttoned and then unfastened my bra. Then her own. Our breasts pressed up against one another’s, nipple to nipple. All the while she nuzzled my neck with her lips and tickled my ears with her tongue. “Please don’t, Shannon. I’m not sure I’m ready for this. Please stop. Please.” But she didn’t. No, she began to fondle, kiss and lick my breasts and suck my nipples. Then her hands moved lower. Into my jeans. Down my panties.” “Oh my God!” she squealed. “Oh my God!” “I told you so.” “Does it get hard? It’s soft. But big.” “It’s not hard now because I just masturbated. I can’t help it. Ever since I woke up this morning with a hard-on I’ve been jerking off. I can’t keep my hands off it. It’s fascinating. Watching it shoot spunk all over the place. Much different than a female orgasm. When I got off as a girl it was more of a total body experience you have to warm up to. With this thing it’s like everything is concentrated right there, where you have your hand.” “Let’s see if we can get your dick hard, Sarah.” Shannon pulled my jeans down. And then, very slowly, my panties, revealing my new penis. “Oh yeah, it sure looks real.” She put it in it in her mouth and began to suck and slurp on it eagerly. “Oh look! It’s getting bigger!” she exclaimed as she pointed it skywards and licked the underneath from my balls to the tip of my cock, like a lollipop. “How does that feel?” she asked in wonderment. “Really good. Oh yeah…really good…oh yeah. No wonder guys like this so much.” Shannon put as much of it in her mouth as she could. “It’s so big,” she marveled as she pulled it out and flicked the tip with her tongue. “Tilt your head back, Shannon. I told you when we did phone sex with Sean that I would teach you how to deep-throat. Relax your throat. I’ll go slowly until we get past the angle of the dangle and your gag reflex.” I popped it right down her throat. All the way. Her nose nestled in my bush. In and out. In and out. All the way down her throat and then almost all the way out again. Again and again. Shannon had her hand down her pants as she ministered to my new penis. Pulling me out of her mouth she purred, “I just love your little red patch down here. It looks even better with a big fat dick hanging under it. Well, not exactly hanging right now. Definitely standing at attention.” “Just suck it, Shannon! Quit yapping. You got it hard. Now make it soft again. Suck my cock. Suck it, baby. Please suck it.” “Remember when you teased me, Sarah, about my clit being so big? Like a cock? Well, now yours is bigger than mine!” She giggled. “Shannon, would you please just shut up and suck my cock? Oh my God, it feels like it’s ready to explode. I want to cum in your mouth and all over your face and tits.” “No!” “No?” “No. I’ve never been fucked by a chick with a real dick before. I want you to fuck me. I want a buddy fuck. I want your big hard cock inside me. I’m hot, wet, and way beyond ready.” Shannon led me by the cock to the futon and pulled it down flat. She didn’t want to take her hand off it. Like me. She removed her clothing Mine was already off. She pushed me down gently on my back. “I want the top,” she insisted. “I want to fuck you. With your cock.” She straddled me and quickly slipped it inside her wet and hungry pussy. “Yeow, Shannon, it feels so good. Your juicy pussy. My cock in it. So warm and soft and squishy inside. No wonder guys like to screw so much.” “Yeah, really, Sarah. It’s awesome, too, when you have a great pair of tits to play with while you’re getting fucked.” “Yes, I suppose so. I wish it was you who had the dick, though.” “Just enjoy your cock, girlfriend. Consider it a blessing.” “It’s more like a curse. But okay, I’ll try. This fucking with a cock is rather nice. I’ll quit complaining. I do want to cum in your pussy. A new experience for me, ya know? Now I’ll find out how a guy feels when he cums inside me.” Shannon began to rock on my cock enthusiastically as my pubic bone pressed against her hot button. “Fuck me, Sarah. Oh yeah, girlfriend. Your cock feels so good inside me. Yeah, baby. This is really turning me on. Oh yeah…oh yeah. C’mon, Sarah, fuck me good. Push that big cock in me. Further, baby. Harder. Oh yeah…oh yeah…oh fucking yeah.” I began to get just as frenzied. “Oh God, Shannon, that feels good. So good. So fucking good.” She had begun to bump and grind, swiveling her hips with my penis deep inside her. Our moaning and groaning and screaming became unintelligible. When I felt her climax I couldn’t control my cock any longer. It seemed to have a mind of it’s own. It’s different for a girl. You can kind of slow down and delay things if you want. Not with this throbbing monster. Every nerve and sensation in my body seemed to centralize in my penis. And then it exploded inside Shannon as I arched my back and thrust my hips. She pulled me up to her and rubbed the tips of her nipples against mine as she got off again by squeezing her pelvic muscles rhythmically as I continued to fill her up with my semen. Afterwards we lay in one another’s arms and cuddled as we wound down. “Sarah?” “Yes, Shannon?” “We didn’t use any protection. Do you think I could get pregnant?” “Uh…I…uh…” “Oh, never mind. I think I’m pretty safe right now. But I do wonder what our baby would look like.” “Yeah, really. I simply can not imagine.” “So tell me how this happened, Sarah. How did you become a chick with a dick?” Shannon listened in silent awe as I told her the story. How I had applied for the sports reporter position with a local television station. I was the only female applicant. The station manager interviewed me and asked what I knew about football. I think my answer that you could tell what position a guy played by the size of his penis--linemen are smaller but thicker and backs are thin and long and quarterbacks are long and large--duly impressed him. That and the short mini-skirt and plunging neckline. But he said that the owners of the station, two gay brothers, insisted that a man get the job. The manager tried to explain it away by saying that the owners didn’t want some naïve young woman in the locker room with a bunch of naked guys. What discrimination! He said one look at me and they’d all be walking around with hard-ons. I suspected that these gay brothers actually were more concerned about getting a blow job from their new employee than exposing some chick to a bunch of horny jocks. Yes, I thought they were really worried about me being the competition. I angrily stormed out of the manager’s office screaming, “God damn it, I wish I had a dick!” And then my fondest wish, at that moment anyway, came true. That morning when I groggily woke and found a hard cock in my hand I first thought I had got trashed, picked somebody up, and couldn’t remember. But I soon realized who the dick belonged to. Woe was me. “What are you going to do, Sarah?” she asked after I finished. “About your dick.” “Wear it off?” Now I couldn’t help but laugh myself instead of cry. The situation had become so incredibly absurd. “Yes, wear it off.” Shannon had been playing with it as we talked. It had begun to get hard again in her hands. As I lay on my back she leaned over and put it in her mouth. “Cum in my mouth, Sarah. I want to taste your semen.” She built me up to a crescendo with slow soft sucking and then quickened the pace as I thrust my hips and responded more and more urgently. “Oh God, Shannon. Suck it, baby. Oh yeah…oh yeah…oh my…ohh…ahh.” “Cum in my mouth, honey,” she paused momentarily to urge. “Shoot a big load down my throat, baby. I want to taste it! Tickle my tonsils with your spunk.” “Oh my…I…I’m…ohh…ahh…oh yeah…ohh…” I pulled her by the hair down on me and arched upwards as if I wanted to drill a hole right through her head as I exploded spasmodically and screamed incoherently. Shannon swallowed most of it and then pulled me out and let the rest spurt on her face and breasts as she squeezed my balls gently with one hand and my cock tightly right under the head with the other hand. As she wiped the cum dribbling from her chin with Kleenex, she laughed and said, “Dang, I thought we’d be having fun with my new toy.” “Huh?” She got up and fetched it from her purse. “This. The Pearl Panther. Five-speed clitoral vibrations and five-speed rotating G-spot shaped shaft with internal beads. But I like your new toy better, Sarah. I love your cock,” she cooed. “Let’s go shock someone with it.” “Who? My gynecologist?” “Don’t they have beauty pageants for transsexuals? Girl, you have to be the world’s most beautiful chick with a dick. Hey, I have to go to work now. Let me do a little research on this matter. What are you going to do?” “I have to go shopping. For a jock strap and larger underwear.” * * * Shannon found out about a convention of she-males in a city a hundred miles away. She persuaded me to go by making me an offer I couldn’t refuse. A diamond necklace a former lover had given her. We entered the hotel lobby. Jam-packed. “Half these people are wannabe chicks with dicks,” Shannon commented knowingly. “The other half are dudes who already had their dicks whacked off, but not in the normal sense of the concept. You know, mutilation versus masturbation. Sarah, you and I are probably the only real girls in this place.” “Maybe you, Shannon, but I don’t know about me any more.” I started to sob miserably once more. “The only good thing about this damn dick is that you can take a piss wherever you feel like it. An alley, in a cup while you’re driving. In the sink instead of the toilet if there’s a long line to the rest room.” Shannon had showed me the advertisement about the she-male convention in the paper. With the room you got a gift bag, spa products, limo service, strawberry and cream Cosmopolitan cocktails, in-room manicures, DVD chick flicks, s’mores, and popcorn. Also an invitation to a pajama party with champagne. For an additional fee makeover consultations with a Neiman Marcus personal shopper could be had. The cost of a room started at $1,500 a night. “How can these gender challenged persons afford such luxury accommodations?” I inquired of Shannon. “I dunno. But I bet it has something to do with cock sucking.” Numerous tables had been set up in the huge lobby. Signs and stacks of literature were prevalent regarding transgender issues. We approached one rather masculine looking person in a too short mini-skirt who had beckoned us. “We don’t see many real pussies at our gatherings,” the person said menacingly, his or her finger pointing. “At least ones who didn’t get their pussies from a doctor. Would you two bitches like me to educate you about our legal efforts to fight restricted access to medical treatment for gender reassignment?” “No, I think not, asshole,” Shannon snapped. “You are totally rude, dude. Or dudette. Get a haircut and get a real pussy.” She dragged me away roughly. “Forget this place,” she whispered to me. “We are not going to have any fun here. They are all psycho. Let’s go down the road. There is another convention. Some sort of hardware thing. You know, plumbers and such.” “Whatever, Shannon. This place doesn’t look like much fun to me, either. These ‘girls’ are staring at us like we are lepers. We could get beat up or something. What’s their frigging problem anyway?” “I don’t think its PMS. Unless that acronym stands for Post Member Syndrome. I mean, I guess you would…uh…even though…uh…you only had it for…miss…your…uh…” I started to wail and shed crocodile tears again. “Oh, I’m so sorry, Sarah. Hey girlfriend, can I suck your cock and make you feel better?” I ignored her ignorance all the way to the other hotel. I mean, how would you feel if you woke up one morning in my condition? I just hoped I wouldn’t start acting totally stupid like a dude. As soon as we got to the other convention I headed for the bar, needing a stiff drink. To take my mind off the stiff something else. We sat on bar stools and ordered shots. Before we could even pay for them two guys did, and drooled on us. “Are you two working girls?” one asked. “Actually,” I responded, “we are college students just trying to earn a little spending money during summer break.” “What do you do special?” he inquired. “Well,” I replied, “I do some computer stuff. Book editing. File conversions.” “I had in mind something involving a whip and handcuffs,” he said tentatively. “For about five-hundred dollars an hour.” “Five-hundred dollars an hour? What, you think we’re hookers?” I snarled. “I…uh…don’t…uh…know. I mean, there are hookers all over this place. You two are young and gorgeous. I wouldn’t…uh…have thought so, but who knows? Maybe you’d like to get rich quick. What do they call a hooker at a hardware convention?” “I give up, but don’t bother telling me,” I answered nastily, beginning to get really ticked off. “A Black & Decker pecker wrecker.” He and his companion guffawed uproariously. I got up to leave. Shannon, grabbed my arm and whispered in my ear, “Let’s have some fun with these guys.” She had a very mischievous expression on her face. “Right now I have to pee. Really, really bad,” I moaned, as I squeezed my dick between my thighs. “Excuse us, gentleman, we have to use the restroom,” I said, toning down the sarcasm. “Be right back.” I paused at the bathroom doors and looked at Shannon. “The girl’s room, silly,” she advised. “You still have tits. I want to hold it while you pee.” We went in a stall and shut the door. I pulled it out and she grabbed it as it streamed urine. “Ahh,” I groaned. The point and shoot relief was very refreshing. I had learned very quickly that when the time comes to take a pee when you really have to go, nothing beats it. Beating it ain’t bad either. “I just love your cock, Sarah,” Shannon purred as she stroked it. “Give it a couple shakes,” I suggested. “To make sure it’s…uh…” “Hey, I’ve seen guys do this before.” But she didn’t stop. “I never really liked sucking cock until you. I’d never tell a dude that, though. I might not get mine muffed. Especially the swallowing part. Yuk! But your semen tastes good, Sarah. Very good. Kind of a caviar taste, but sweeter. I’m hungry!” I put it back in my panties. “Don’t be such a slut,” I joked. We went back to the bar stools. “Hey you guys, did you ever meet a chick with a dick?” Shannon asked. “We went over to that convention of she-males. Woof, woof. Those ‘ladies’ are dogs. Hairy legs, fake boobs, and Adam’s apples.” “Yeah, and they are bitchy as hell,” I added. “Huh? You went there?” he asked. “Yes, we did,” Shannon replied. “Sarah here has a dick. And I’m her brother.” “Bullshit!” the other guy said. “No bullshit. Bet me,” Shannon challenged. “Okay. Five hundred says Sarah doesn’t have a real dick. No way.” “It’s a bet!” she exclaimed. “But I don’t have five hundred. All I have is this.” She lifted up her skirt and lowered her panties. “Sorry, no dick for me.” “I love that little shaved pussy,” the first guy said. “I bet it’s nice and tight.” “You want some?” “Yeah!” “That’s what you get if you win the bet. We get your five hundred bucks if Sarah has a penis.” “No way she has a penis.” He put five crisp new one-hundred dollar bills on the bar. “I want some of that cute snatch of yours, little darlin’. No tricks now. This has to be a real dick hanging between her legs.” Shannon nodded. The other plumbers and hardware types had begun to pay some attention to us. Particularly when Shannon flashed her pussy. They paid even more attention when I stood up, unbuttoned my blouse, and took it off. “More, more!” one guy yelled. “Free them puppies!” another urged. Slowly I reached around and undid the back close and let my bra fall to the floor. The vocal outbursts proliferated. “Nice jugs! Shake those pink chewies! Look at those bazooms! Hey, blue eyes has great big brown eyes!” Then I tugged and wiggled out of the tight jeans. The plumber types began to crowd around me. “She does have quite the bulge in her panties,” the one who made the bet observed warily. “It could be a rag,” his buddy suggested hopefully. “Let’s see what’s in the panties, sweet cheeks.” I began to lower my panties very, very slowly. The peanut gallery roared again. “Oh my fucking God! It looks real. Shit, that’s bigger than mine. That’s some salami! Wish I had a one-eyed spit monkey like that. What a wonder wand!” Shannon reached for the money on the bar. The bettor stopped her. “Just a second, honey. You have to prove it’s real. Let’s see if that fake wang shoots a wad, ‘eh?” “Hey, bud,” a large bystander in a base cap addressed him aggressively, “the chick proved the other chick has a dick. Pay up.” “No, no, that’s okay,” Shannon said politely. We can have Sarah here shoot some spunk. Right down my throat. I love sucking her cock. Would you boys like to see Sarah get a blow job?” They all nodded enthusiastically. “How bad would you like to see that big dick of hers in my mouth? How bad would you like to see it cum in my face and all over my tits?” They started to drool. “Let me borrow your hat, dude.” He took it off and gave it to her. She passed it around. “When it’s full of money I get on my knees.” “Can we see your tits?” one old guy requested. When Shannon nodded he put several more bills in the hat. She pulled her T-shirt up over her head. No bra. “Nice perkies!” the old dude complimented. “Do you think they are too small?” she asked. “No, no, just right. Anything more than a mouthful is a waste.” “Watch this,” Shannon cooed as she began to play with the tips of her nipples. They got erect quickly.” “Wow! Can I smoke those little cigars?” the old codger begged. “Maybe later. I have business to take care of now.” Down on her knees she went. “This is called the butterfly flutter technique,” Shannon advised the spellbound crowd. “I picked up a training manual on fellatio at the she-male convention. I am going to plant my lips firmly around Sarah’s big swollen cock head and gently flick the tip of her cock with the tip of my tongue. I will keep my lips around Sarah’s cock at a depth so that I can continue to touch the tip of her cock with the tip of my tongue. With my lips around her cock shaft I’m going to make an up and down movement with my tongue. I’m going to flutter my tongue up and down on the tip of her cock.” Penis Envy “Quit yapping, honey, and get yourself a pearl necklace!” one impatient onlooker demanded. “Yeah, sing into her purple microphone,” another added irately. “Play her skin flute.” “Smoke her pickle!” one more bellowed. “Hey! Lighten up you guys!” Shannon blurted. “I’m just trying to be informative. Just in case you dudes want to whip it out and have a little fun for yourselves. You know, fantasize that your cock is in my warm wet mouth instead of Sarah’s. You should thank your lucky stars that you have a penis. Some of us girls don’t.” “But I do, Shannon,” I interrupted. “You are doing too much talking.” I want to feel my cock in your cheek.” She obliged. I could see and feel my cock poking the inside of her cheek as I held her face tenderly. Shannon began to administer the butterfly flutter technique. “Oh my fucking God!” I cried in ecstasy. “Oh my…oh yeah…oh yeah…oh my…” When she had me right on the edge she placed her thumb at the base of my penis so as to block the tube through which the cum spurts, preventing my semen from escaping even though I was spasmodically going through the reflex action of ejaculation. Then she deep-throated me and pulled me out with a slow tight suck just as my cum spurted incredibly intensely. It shot all over the place. A big glob landed right on the forehead of the guy who made the bet. That started a chain reaction. All the guys in the place who had been jerking off approached the betting man and shot their wad in his direction. He was covered with cum. “Give me some,” Shannon purred. Some of them stood in line to cum in her mouth and all over her face and tits. She too became soaked in semen. The bartender gave her a towel to clean up. “Pass the hat again,” she told me. I did. When the hat returned again full of bills, I asked, “How much money do we have, Shannon?” “Let’s see. The five hundred plus three hundred the first time we passed the hat. Now another nine hundred and change.” Let’s go to the mall!” * * * Early the next morning I got a phone call from the television station manager. The station had been bought out by another company. The new owners wanted a female reporter. I could have the job if I wanted it. As long as I passed the drug test and physical. Physical? I reached down between my legs. “God damn it, I wish I had a pussy!” I cried, my hand covering the phone. I cried myself back to sleep. Shannon came over about an hour later while I still snoozed. She had a key and crawled in bed with me. “Sarah,” she whispered as she shook me, “I need my semen fix. I’ve become quite addicted. I just love sucking your cock.” “Oh, go ahead, Shannon. Blow me.” “No!” she screamed as she slipped her hand down my panties. “It’s gone! Your dick is missing, Sarah!” I reached down and confirmed her discovery. “Thank you, Lord!” I proclaimed gloriously. “Hey Shannon, go get that Pearl Panther thingy. I want to play with my new pussy.” Shannon started to cry sorrowfully. “I can’t fucking believe it. I finally find someone with a cock I want to worship. One I want in my mouth all the time, A cock I love to suck. Cum I love to swallow.” She got beyond hysterical and dialed 911. You should have heard that conversation. Two officers arrived shortly. I remained in the other room and overheard, “You are trying to tell us, young lady, that your lover’s penis is missing?” She nodded. “Like, cut off, or what?” the cop asked. I came out of the other room, naked. “Look!” she shrieked, “Sarah doesn’t have a dick anymore!” One of the officers called EMT personnel and told them to bring a straight jacket. * * * I visit Shannon at the mental institution every Sunday. The diagnosis was PED, penis envy dementia. The first question she always asks is, “Did your dick grow back yet, Sarah?” I shake my head indicating no, sadly for her and happily for me. She shakes her head indicating yes when I ask if she’ll settle for the strap-on. Every night before I go to bed I say, “God damn it, I wish I had a million dollars.!” Where the hell is my money? Everybody gets three wishes don’t they?