0 comments/ 56294 views/ 5 favorites Cheers By: Merob Cast of Characters: Sam Malone, Diane Chambers, Carla Tortelli, Norm Peterson, Frasier Crane, Lilith Crane, Woody Harrelson, Rebecca Howe, and Cliff Claven ================ Rebecca and Sam were in the office. Both were naked. She was sprawled across the desk holding her legs in the air as Sam, sitting on the desk chair, ate her hairy snatch. “I’m gonna cum,” she moaned, dropping her legs around Sam’s shoulders and gripping the edge of the desk. Clutching his head between her legs, she came. Sam eagerly lapped up her tasty cum, and lifted his head so he could look at her wet pussy. “Fuck me, Sam,” she moaned as she again held her legs in the air. Sam stood, and buried his prick in her. She wrapped her legs around him and reached to fondle his balls. “Your cock may be only a little over six and a half inches long, but you sure know how to use it.” She bucked against him, and drenched him with warm cum. “Try not to come yet, Sam. I want to suck you and have you come in my mouth.” He leaned back in the chair. She knelt between his legs and sucked him. Diane entered the office as Rebecca was swallowing Sam’s cum. “O-o-oh, S-a-am,” Diane whimpered, “when our theme song says ‘and they’re always glad you came’, it’s referring to our customers not to you.” She stomped out of the office in a huff. ============ Marching behind the bar, Diane grabbed Woody’s arm and dejectedly proclaimed, “That Sam Malone makes me so mad I could just scream.” Woody was befuddled as he shuffled his feet, lowered his gaze, and shyly asked, “May I do anything to help you, Miss Chambers?” “No thank you, Woody. You seem flustered. What’s wrong?” “I can’t tell you. It’s too embarrassing.” “Come on, Woody. We’ve been friends for a long time. Tell me.” Speaking softly and in a shy trembling voice, he told her, “Your breast is pressing against my arm and it makes me feel funny.” “Where do you feel funny?” “Down there,” he said, nodding toward his groin. “Let’s go up to the front part of the bar,” she said as she gently propelled him in that direction. When they got there, she checked to see that no one was watching, and wrapped her hand around Woody’s hard-on. Woody gasped.and leaned forward on the bar. “Is something wrong up there?” Norm shouted from the other end of the bar. “Everything’s fine,” Diane replied. “Woody banged his hand on the ice machine door and I’m checking to see that he’s all right.” Then she opened Woody’s fly and took out his cock. Woody moaned in ecstasy as she began jacking him off. His prick is much bigger than Sam’s, she said to herself, but Sam’s uncircumcised prick is so much easier to jack off. Although she considered it very unladylike, she spit enough saliva into her palm so it easily slid back and forth over Woody’s dick. Suddenly, he went weak in the knees and shot gobs of cum onto the floor. When he got his breath back, he muttered, “Thank you, Miss Chambers.” “My pleasure, Woody,” she replied. “We’ll do it again.” Then she wiped her hand with a paper towel and handed him the roll. “Here, wipe off your prick, and clean your cum off the floor before someone slips on it.” Just then, Frasier entered through the front door. “Hello Diane, Woody,” he said. “Is Rebecca here?” Hoping Frasier would catch Sam naked with Rebecca, Diane replied, “She’s in the office with Sam.” Sam, however, had left the office and was talking to Cliff and Norm at the other end of the bar. When Diane and Woody moved to that end, Norm immediately asked about Woody’s hand. Diane assured him that Woody was fine. Since Sam was unaware of what had happened, Diane told him. In a very prim, if-you-really-must-know voice. ============ Lilith entered the bar and sat on a barstool up front. “Cliff,” she called, “may I see you for a moment?” Cliff shrugged, and left the others. When he reached Lilith, he said, “Cliff Claven, United States Postal Service representative reporting. How can I be of service, ma’am?” Shaking her head, she told him, “I don’t want anything postal. I want you to lick my pussy.” Cliff, who considered himself to be extremely glib, was speechless He stood with his mouth agape when Lilith beckoned to Woody. “Yes, Doctor Crane, may I help you?” “Nothing for me, Woody, but give Cliff a beer.” When Cliff had his beer, Lilith put a five on the bar, and told Woody to keep the change. “Thank you, Doctor Crane,” Woody said. He moved away, shaking his head in wonder at Cliff standing with his mouth open instead of reaching for the beer. Lilith had hooked her heels on the stool’s rungs, raised her skirt, spread her legs and scooted her ass forward until her neatly-trimmed snatch was in position to be licked. “Come on, Cliff, if Frasier wants to fuck Rebecca, the hell with him. You can’t very well fuck me right now, but you sure can get on your knees and make me come with your clever tongue.” She pushed him down, then moved his face to her cunt. All his talk about the pussy he had eaten was just idle bragging. He’d read about it and had seen pictures of guys doing it, so when the enticing aroma of Lilith’s cunt overwhelmed him, his tongue went to work. “My God, Cliff, my pussy’s never felt so good. You’re incredible.” Struggling to remain quiet, she writhed as she murmured, “O-o-o, a-a-a, I’m cu-um-m-ming, Cliff, I’m cumming.” Never before knowing the joy of eating pussy or the tastiness of cum, Cliff wasn’t ready to quit. As he continued to lick Lilith, he recalled reading that women had a hooded nub known as a clit. He backed off enough to look closely at the cunt before him, and saw the engorged protrusion at the top of the slit. Leaning forward he licked it, then put his lips around it and sucked as he licked. Lilith came. So did Cliff -- in his pants. When he again had the strength to stand, he told Lilith, “I’m gonna shock the crap out of Ma when I tell her I’ve eaten pussy and loved it, and that I’m gonna proposition the first woman I see.” Lilith opened her purse and took out a pen. She wrote her address on a napkin, and said, “Well I’m the first woman you see, so about half an hour from now come over to my place for a blowjob and a good screw.” ============ When Frasier knocked on the office door, Rebecca was wearing nothing but her dress. Once he was inside, she strolled over to him and put her hand on his crotch. “You’d better lock the door unless you don’t care if someone comes in while you’re bare-assed naked,” she said as she squeezed his instant erection. “Hurry up and get out of your clothes while I take off my dress.” She was sitting on her desk when he stood before her with his big cock throbbing in anticipation. Gazing passionately at her big boobs, he said, “God, Rebecca, your breasts are gorgeous.” She grasped his dick and told him, “They’re tits, Frasier, tits. Big fuckin’ tits.” Putting a thumb and forefinger around each nipple, she said, “Here, suck them -- suck the big nipples on my big tits.” When she lay back, he leaned over to lick and suck her. For several minutes she moaned with pleasure, then she lifted his head and said, “Climb up here, straddle me and fuck me between my tits.” When he was astride, she rubbed his pre-cum on each nipple before she snuggled his prick between her tits. “Start fucking,” she said as she tickled his hefty balls. Moments later he spurted loads of cum which she scooped up and licked from her fingers before she sucked him dry. “You’re still hard, so fuck me, Frasier. Put that big prick in my pussy and make me cum.” She was so ready to be fucked that she came almost immediately. “Now suck me, Frasier. Lick my cunt and taste my cum.” He slurped her slit, swallowing her cum as well as some of Sam’s cum still there from when Sam had fucked her. Then Frasier put on his clothes and left the office with a smile on his face. He got a big round of applause when he told Sam, “Give everyone whatever he wants to drink, my treat.” ============ Carla, Sam, Woody and Norm were discussing sex when Carla told them she was going to the toilet. As she passed Norm, she leaned over and whispered, “You’ve told us that you and your wife Vera never have sex, so meet me in the billiard room and we’ll fuck.” Norm had a hard-on when he walked into the billiard room where Carla was standing by the pool table. “As much as I’d love to have you eat me, Norm, you can do that tomorrow if you want to,” Carla told him. “Right now, I wanna give you a blowjob, and as soon as you can get another hard-on, I want you to fuck me.” Carla patted the table top where she wanted Norm to sit, then stepped aside as he hopped onto the table. “My, my, what a whopper,” she said as she stroked his sizable hard-on. “Jesus, Carla, it won’t take much of that to make me cum,” he said. She smiled as she loosened his belt and the button at the waist of his pants. “Lift your ass, buddy, so I can pull down your pants and underwear. I wanna suck your big prick until you fill my mouth with cum.” Carla didn’t deep-throat dick but she was a top-rate cocksucker. She licked every bit of Norm’s prick and balls. She opened her mouth wide and sucked each of his balls. She kissed his piss hole and slurped the huge amount of pre-cum oozing from it. She licked his prick’s big knob like an ice cream cone. Then she put her lips around the knob and sucked, giving special attention to the sensitive underside. The feel of his balls, his groans of pleasure, and his attempt fuck her face told her he was about to unload his cum. She quickly sucked until he was shooting cum into her mouth almost faster than she could swallow it. Then she climbed on top of him, guided his prick between her cunt lips and, as her tits moved in unison, bounced up and down until their cum filled her cunt and ran down his prick and balls. ============ Diane asked Sam to wear a suit and come to her apartment for a seven-o’clock dinner. When he arrived, she told him how handsome he looked. He told her she was gorgeous in her shimmering floor-length gown. With a delicious dinner they each had a glass of champagne. When they’d finished, Diane picked up her glass and the bottle of champagne and said, “Bring your glass and come to the bedroom. In the bedroom, she put her glass and the champagne on the dresser, then removed her gown. Lustfully admiring her naked body, Sam asked, “Are we going to fuck?” Glaring at him, she said, “Please, Sam, don’t be crude. This is special. Put down your glass and get undressed.” When he was naked, she filled their glasses, handed his to him, fondled his penis and testicles, and said, “Please get on the bed so we can have oral sex.” They drank to it. She laid on her side as he got on the bed and laid in the opposite direction. He placed one arm beneath her, and lifted her leg so it was under his arm and around him. His head rested on her other leg with his face between her legs. He kissed her anus, then tenderly licked it She moaned in ecstasy and licked his pre-cum. Grasping his penis and testicles, she took him in her mouth and gently sucked him. Several times he drove his tongue into her vagina as far as it would reach before he gently sucked her clitoris. After swallowing each other’s cum, she turned onto her other side and snuggled against him spoon-fashion. He put his arm around her and held her breast. When he put his top leg over her bottom one, she reached down and held his penis against her clitoris. She got wetter and wetter as he moved up and down. Then she pushed his penis into her vagina. “Better wait until I put on a condom,” he said. “I love you madly, Sam, and I want us to have a baby,” she told him. “I love you dearly, Diane, sweetheart. Will you marry me?” he asked. “Yes, yes, my darling.,” she sighed. Her cum mingled with his cum as he spurted into the wet warmth deep inside her. Cheers: The Gay Version Ch. 01 Sam Malone was extremely horny as usual. He had slowly but surely developed a crush on his new co-worker, Woody Boyd. Few people knew that Sam was bisexual. He was an expert cocksucker and loved to jack off men as well. Woody didn't have much experience but he was very curious about gay sex. He had only been blown once by a man in college, and it was fantastic. Woody loved checking out men's baskets and had a serious underwear fetish. He generally wore briefs by day and boxer shorts at night yet preferred boxers on other guys. Woody determined early on that Sam generally wore either trim or full cut boxers. His heartthrob bent over a lot and occasionally Woody was rewarded with a patterned crinkly waistband that caused him to get a painful erection. Woody didn't realize that Sam liked to check out other men's baskets as well and was also turned on by underwear. He could tell Woody wore jockey shorts by the lines under his trousers and the soft white waistband that occasionally showed above his slacks. Sam was very cool about the various kinds of men's underwear. If a guy wore briefs, he liked to mouth his cock through the white cotton until the tighty whities were dripping with cream. Boxer shorts were a bit better in that then Sam could suck the actual cock as it protruded out of the guy's fly and mouth his low hanging balls. Sam flirted with Woody as much as possible. Then he decided to take a huge chance. He left a note in Woody's jacket daring him to meet him at break time in the storage room behind the bar. Sam mentioned in the letter that he had a special surprise for Woody which would "blow" his mind. Needless to say Woody was extremely surprised when he read the letter. He was very curious to explore gay sex with Sam, but a little scared at the same time. Woody hoped that "blow his mind" meant that Sam was going to give him head! He hadn't had a good blow job in several years and was very afraid he would cum a bucket as soon as Sam started throating him. When the appointed time came, Woody walked with shaky hands and feet to the remote storage area in the back of the bar. He opened the door very cautiously. There was Sam, leaning against a large pile of boxes, grinning like the Cheshire Cat! "You made it! Good man!" Sam had slipped off his shoes and was scratching his crotch suggestively. Woody took the hint and slipped off his shoes as well. Then he kissed Sam flush on the mouth. Sam darted his tongue in and out of Woody's mouth and his buddy quickly followed suit. "We better hurry." Sam reluctantly broke his lip lock with Woody. "We haven't got much time!" With that, Sam kneeled down and reverently unbuckled Woody's belt and lowered his zipper. His loose pants fell to the floor in a heap, revealing snow white Jockey Life briefs. Woody was so hard, the briefs bulged obscenely with his sex. His 7 inch cock felt like a cement block in the white cotton, and he grunted like a pig as Sam rolled the palm of his hand over his cockhead through the briefs. Then his grunts changed into loud moans as Sam mouthed his cock through the thin material. "SSSUUCCCKKK MMMYY COOCCK! GGGAAAWDDD!!!" Woody shut his eyes tightly and went into a state of Nirvana as Sam took more and more of his cotton clad cock into his mouth. After two wonderful minutes in which Woody almost came three times, Sam stopped sucking his dick through his shorts and stood up. "I want you to do mine for a little while." "S-s-urre." Woody stuttered as he awkwardly undid Sam's pants. When they fell to the floor, Sam's trim light blue boxer shorts and hairy legs were revealed. Woody was in heaven! "Oh yeah, boxer shorts are so cool on men!" Woody reached into the gaping fly slit and tenderly removed Sam's stone hard 8 inch endowment. Then he slowly but surely took the wide mushroom head into his warm mouth. Sam let out a high pitch wail of ecstasy as Woody throated his thin cock relentlessly. After three erotic minutes of frantic moaning and groaning on Sam's part, Woody sadly let his delicious dick out his mouth. He stood up as Sam once more took a kneeling position. This time Sam was even more passionate, shoving his hand up the back of Woody's briefs and thrusting one, two, and eventually three fingers in and out of his smooth butt. "JJJEEESSUUSSSSSS CCCHHRRRISSTTTTT!!! " Woody wailed loudly as Sam worked his jockey covered prick into his mouth deeper and deeper. After one particularly amazing thrust, Woody finally lost his load. "HHHHEEERRREEE IITTT COOOMMMMMEESSSSS!! AAAAUUUUUGGGGGHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!" Sam got his mouth off Woody's briefs just in time to see him cream them. Woody came a good nine spurts, soaking his jockey shorts with cum. The sight of his buddy ruining his briefs easily brought Sam over the brink. "THHHHIIISSSS ISSS ITT! BBBIIITTCCCHHH!!" Sam's wang began spewing cum everywhere, on the floor, boxes, walls, and Woody's shorts. He spurted at least 10 times before collapsing totally spent on the floor. Woody fell on top of him, and both men embraced for a good five minutes. Then Sam got up and opened a small drawer. "Looks like you need some clean underwear, good buddy!' Woody's briefs were so full of cum the upper part of his thighs were sticky and wet. "I always keep a three pack in here in case of emergencies." Sam tossed Woody a blue plaid pair of full cut boxers. Woody shoved his briefs down and threw them into a nearby trash can. Then, he put the roomier underwear on. Sam whistled in appreciation. "You look great in those, even better than the tighty whities!" "Oh yeah, then I'll have to wear them tomorrow!" Woody winked at his heartthrob. "Same time, same place?" Sam pleaded. "Of course!" Woody kissed Sam deeply once more, still not fully comprehending what had just happened! to be continued... Cheers: The Gay Version Ch. 02 After their quick but very satisfying encounter in the storage area, it was difficult for Sam and Woody to function at work the next day. Woody wore the blue plaid boxer shorts under his pants that Sam had given him the day before. His cock bounced around in a semi erect state all day as he walked around the bar, giving him a prominent basket. Woody got second looks from a number of women customers, and even a few men! As for Sam, he was wearing a full cut pair of red and white striped boxer shorts under his pants that allowed his half hard prick plenty of freedom. Sam's basket was even more impressive than Woody's, and he got several dozen stares from practically everyone in the room. At one point, Woody bent over to give a customer a drink, and his sweater rode up in the back. Sam got a great view of his plaid boxers as well as his tight butt and quickly got a full fledged erection! Sam decided it was time to break in Woody's cherry butt once and for all. After what seemed like an eternity, the two men managed to sneak away to their 15 minute break in heaven. Woody was so hard he could feel his prick spreading his boxer fly under his pants and the sensations were driving him crazy. Once Sam had locked the door, he peeled his sweater off and kicked away his shoes. Woody quickly followed suit, and the two men relished the sight of their cute white crew neck t-shirts. Sam hurriedly got on his knees and unbuckled his buddy's belt and pulled down the zipper. Woody's baggy pants fell to the floor in a heap as Sam let out a whistle of appreciation. Woody's massive prick poked out of his blue plaid boxers like a baseball bat. Sam opened his mouth as wide as it would go, swallowing a good 4 inches of his friend's dick. Woody moaned so loudly, Sam thought for sure they would be caught. Hearing no one coming, he then established a gentle rhythm, delighting in the feel of Woody's hard prong as it slid back and forth in his hot mouth. Woody uttered every swear word in the book as Sam throated him like a pro. After about three minutes of frantic sucking, Sam let Woody's fuckstick slip from his mouth. He unbuckled his own black pants and stepped out of them. Sam's cock bounced out of his striped boxers like a jack-in-the-box. Woody's eyes bugged out at the erotic sight before him. "Damn Sam, those shorts are hot!" "Thanks, thought you would like them!" Sam opened a nearby drawer and took out a bottle of lube. He smeared his cock with the sticky stuff, then gently turned Woody around so that he was facing a low counter. "Bend over Woody, and hold on to the counter. You're about to get the ride of your life!" With shaking hands, Woody did as he was told. Sam gently lowered his buddy's boxers and Woody stepped out of them. He was now naked from the waist down, save for his black socks. Sam smeared his fingers with some lube and stuck one, two, and ultimately three fingers up Woody's puckered anus. "AHHHHHHHHHHHH!" Woody groaned in a mixture of pleasure and pain. Sam then leaned forward and pressed about two inches of his prick up Woody's ass. His fuck buddy let out a yell that could have been heard a mile away. "SSSSSSSSSSSHHHHHHIIIITTTTTT!!!!!!!! THAT BBBUURRNNNSSSS!" "It'll get better, don't worry!" Sam tried to assure Woody he was only minutes away from Nirvana! He continue to thrust more and more of his rock hard prick up Woody's ass until he was in to the hilt, ignoring his friend's screams and pleas. "TAKE IT OOOUTTTT! IIII CANNN'T TTAKKEEE TTTHHEEE PPPAIINNN!! AAARRRGGGGHHHHH!!!" Sam fucked Woody so deeply his boxer shorts pressed against his asscheeks. This really turned Woody on, kmowing that Sam was screwing him still wearing his boxers. "DAMN IT SAM, I CAN FEEL YOUR BOXERS AGAINST MY BUTT!! BBBBBIIITTTCCHHHHH!!!" In a couple of minutes, Woody wasn't in nearly as much pain. Sam's cock started to massage his prostate as he grunted and moaned in pleasure. "SHHHHITTT!! ITT'S STTARTTING TO FEEL REALLY GOOD......AAAARRRGGGHHHHH!" Sam reached around and jacked off Woody in time to his thrusting. Being masturbated and screwed at the same time was too much for Woody to handle. He came so violently he almost passed out. "I'M GOOOIINNG TTO PPOPPP!! JJJEEESSUSS!!" Woody spurted eight times all over the counter and floor as Sam reached a powerful orgasm. "FFFFFUUUCKKK!! HHHERRRE IIIT COMES!!" Sam filled Woody's butt with a huge amount of cream. When he finally pulled out after 6 huge spurts with a loud "pop", there was so much cum it ran down Woody's thighs. Sam got on his knees and licked the cum off Woody's legs as his buddy groaned in ecstasy. When he was finished, he got up and gave Woody a big bear hug. "That was unbelievable man, I 've never shot so much seed at one time!" Sam grinned. "Yeah, and I've never felt so filled. I haven't cum that much in years!" "Hey, you want to spend the weekend at my place?" Sam looked pleadingly at his best buddy. "Is the Pope catholic?" Woody quickly retorted. Sam chuckled and embraced Woody again. Now, the two men were going to have to figure out how they would survive until the next weekend. "Cheers" would never be the same again!! The end- comments welcome!