10 comments/ 22170 views/ 19 favorites Why God Created Women By: man_of_my_word "Wives, submit yourselves to your own husbands as you do to the Lord. For the husband is the head of the wife as Christ is the head of the church, his body, of which he is the Savior. Now as the church submits to Christ, so also wives should submit to their own husbands in everything." ~~ Ephesians 5:22-24 According to the Book of Genesis, Chapter 2, the Almighty God created Adam in His divine image. In the beginning, women were not part of God's divine plan, but Adam was restless, alone in the Garden of Eden with no woman to fill with his seed. That is why, according to Genesis 2:18, "The Lord God said, 'It is not good for the man to be alone. I will make a helper suitable for him.' " And so, for the sake of Adam's pleasure, God took one of Adam's ribs to create an obedient companion named Eve to serve Adam. And Adam found Eve to be a suitable helper and receptacle for his seed. And God saw that it was good. Spoiler Alert: we all know that in the end, Eve got humanity expelled from the Garden of Eden forever by giving into her carnal desires tasting the forbidden fruit. Turns out the dumb bimbo got tricked into opening her mouth for a big black snake. Typical. Thanks a lot ladies. However, before Eve's original sin, during that short time period in the Garden of Eden, where women possessed neither shame nor clothing, mankind lived in bliss. Here's the X-Rated version they left out of the Bible... +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ "Adam, can I please take just one little bite?" Eve pouted at him with her brown puppy dog eyes, coyly curling a strand of her long blonde hair around her index finger. "I know it's against the rules, but one little bite is probably no big deal, right?" "Sorry Eve," Adam replied. "You know that eating the fruit of the tree of knowledge is forbidden. Now promise me you won't try and sneak one of those apples, Eve." "But Adam, these apples look so yummy!" Eve begged. She bit her lip, pleading with her eyes. "We don't have to tell anybody!" It was easy enough for Adam to put up with her, even when she's saying something dumb or whiny, which was most of the time she's talking, because he can always just tune out her voice and check out her hot little naked body. In the Garden of Eden, Adam and Eve had no need for clothing. She kept yammering about those damn apples, but he was focused on her big melons. God had given Eve ample, beautifully sculpted breasts. Best of all, in the Garden of Eden no one ever grows old, so her breasts will always stay round and perky, her buttocks will stay plump and taught, and her pussy will stay tight and bare. It was paradise, after all. "You know what I heard?" Adam asked her, "I heard that apples have like 12,000 calories a piece or something." "No way!" Eve threw the apple as far away as she could. "Never mind then, I'm on a diet." The tree of knowledge grew in the middle of the Garden of Eden, and whosoever ate the fruits of this tree gains understanding of good and evil. And therefore of morality. And therefore of shame. Adam told Eve that she and him and the other animals in Eden were all forbidden from eating from this tree by the Lord. He was surprised she believed him: why the hell would God put this apple tree in the middle of the Garden if he didn't want anybody to eat the apples? Why not just plant it outside the Garden? Or not at all? The truth is, Adam and his animal buddies get high and eat the fruit from that tree all the time. By the way, it turns out, the apples don't even taste all that great. Kind of a let down. But you gotta understand why Adam lied to her: you see, when Eve came into the picture, it was the first woman he or anyone had ever seen. He pretty much blew his load at first sight. Adam figured that by the time he was finished having his way with her, she'd honestly be a lot better off if she had no sense of shame. "I don't think you'd like the forbidden fruit that much anyway," Adam explained, "After all, it's called the Tree of Knowledge. It'd probably go over your head, babe." "Oh but please Adam!" Eve pleaded desperately, "Just because that talking snake keeps out-smarting me into showing him what's under my fig leaf ...well ...you don't think I'm too dumb for you, do you Adam?!" "Don't worry babe, you're the only girl in the world for me ...literally. And guess what? You may not be allowed to eat those apples, but you're plenty smart enough to eat as much of my gooey cock nectar as I tell you to!" "Really? You mean it?" Eve's eyes lit up, and then immediately lowered as her gaze fell upon his naked groin. He could feel her eyes upon his manhood, which made his dick begin to grow and twitch. "You bet. I guess to keep you from getting hungry and accidentally eating that forbidden fruit, I'm just going to have to feed you enough cum loads to keep your tummy full at times. How does that sound?" "You think I'm smart enough to slurp on your ...your beautiful ...strong dick? Oh thank you, Adam! I mean, all I've ever wanted was to -- mmmmpphhggh!" Her expressions of gratitude were muffled as Adam shoved face into his crotch, stuffing her willing mouth with his hard member. She did not resist, but rather held perfectly still, waiting for further instructions. His hard cock sat on her tongue as her mouth watered, filling with the strong, familiar taste of her man's dick. "You don't need to say a word. You're mouth wasn't made for speaking your mind. Do you know what God made your mouth for, Eve?" She looked up at him, her mouth still full of dick, "mmmph." Suddenly a confused, panicked overtook her face, as it dawned on her that in order to answer his question she would have to take her mouth off of his meaty dick, which caused her immense anxiety. Adam petted her head, and she calmed back down, softly sucking on his penis like a pacifier as she looked up at him inquisitively. "You see Eve, God created your mouth for the purpose of cleaning my sweaty cock and balls every day. See how your wet little mouth is just the right shape for stuffing my cock into?" He demonstrated by slowly mouth-fucking her, slowly sliding his dick in, and then slowly sliding his dick out, and in, and out, sensually pumping her warm wet mouth. "Mmmhmm," Eve mumbled in agreement. "See how God made your legs bend just right so that when you drop to your knees, your mouth is at exactly the right height for slurping on my cock?" "Mmmhmm," Eve mumbled, as she passively enjoyed the rock hard dick using her mouth as a fuck toy ...as it had the right to. Adam sat back against a tree, "Eve get down on your hands and knees and put your face right here, right up against my genitals." She obeyed, her face hovering inches from Adam's hard dick. "What are you gonna do with me?" Eve asked nervously. "Well you see Eve, I'm about to disgrace your face." "What does 'disgrace' mean?" "It means you're so pure and innocent and you skin is so smooth, and so I'm going to pay a lot of attention to you for a little while." "Yay!" Adam pushed Eve's face down against his groin, holding her head in place with both hands. Adam began grinding his sloppy loins all over her oblivious young face. "Do you like when I use you as a sweat rag to wipe off my cock and balls?" "I like whatever you tell me to like, as long as it makes you think I'm pretty," Eve cooed, "Do you think my face makes a pretty rag?" "You are the prettiest little cock rag I've ever seen." Eve beamed, delighted by his affirmation of her worth. She buried her smile into Adam's genitals, blissfully unaware that in the eyes of the Lord, she was behaving as a sinful little whore. Eve had no knowledge of sin. So she was free from guilty and shame. And Adam was free to disgrace her, which is what she truly craves. As he dragged his ball sack across her cool, soft skin, Adam realized that Eve was naturally compelled to submit to him just as much as he is natural driven to degrade her. "Mmmm ...your warm balls feels nice on my face ...but how do they get so filthy?" "Because you haven't been doing your womanly duty to wash them every day. That's why now, you're going to spend the rest of this gorgeous sunny afternoon licking my balls and sucking my cock until I'm as clean as the day God made me." "I'm happy doing anything as long as I get to do it with you," Eve said before dragging her flat tongue across his sack. Adam leaned back and watched this wonderful bimbo that God created just for him eagerly slurp the sweat off of his balls. He chuckled to himself, amused that Eve had no idea that she should be humiliated by the way she was behaving, on all fours, lapping at his nutsack like a hungry dog but with less brains. "I hope you like the taste of ball sweat Eve, because you're going to be down there for a while." "Oh they taste so salty and filthy -- slurp! slurp! -- your balls need someone to wash them -- slurp! suck! slorp! -- and my mouth turns out to be the perfect size for licking the sweat off of them! You're right! It must be meant to be!" "That's right, Eve, maybe you're not so dumb after all. Now take my dick into your mouth. Good girl. Yes suck it just like that, so that all of our other animal friends can see you. Yes, keep sucking, show all the other creatures what you were made for." Eve's public display had begun to attract an audience. The other animals in Eden stopped and stared at this strange new animal called "Eve" that apparently had no sense of shame. One of the giraffes turned to the tiger and asked, "What the hell kind of slut would suck someone off in broad daylight like this?" The tiger replied, "It's called a 'woman.' And dude you have no idea how dumb this thing is. Apparently Adam tricked her into thinking she is supposed to be naked at all times, so now she just goes around exposing herself." "You're welcome," Adam shouted to the tiger, who cackled and jeered along with the rest of the animals, everyone watching Eve down on her hands and knees, her mouth busy slurping away, and her plump round rump in the air swaying back and forth for the onlookers as she unknowingly humiliated herself. Eve poked her head up and looked around at the crowd, "What's so funny guys?" She asked, bewildered. Adam grabbed her head and shoved her face back into his genitals, "Bad girl! Never take your mouth off my cock without permission." He reached over and spanked her ass repeatedly. The animals cheered as her bouncy little butt jiggled with each hard slap. "I know, Eve, I know: it just takes you a little longer to learn than other animals. But that's why I need to teach you a hard lesson about abandoning your womanly duties. Now bend over this log here and take your punishment." She leaned over the log and stuck her rear end in the air, glancing around at the other animals nervously, not knowing what was going to happen next. Adam rubbed his cock between her soft ass cheeks. "Brace yourself Eve, this isn't going to fit, but it's going in anyway." "Fit into whaaAAH!" She felt his rock solid dick ram against her asshole, shoving harder and harder until it finally forced its way deep into her tight bum. Adam held it there, buried all the way down between her supple cheeks, giving her a moment to figure out what was going on. Eve's innocent eyes opened wide. She looked at her audience, bewildered, and finally managed to put her feelings into words, "There is ...a really ...hard ...dick ...up my butt ...right now." The crowd laughed at her hysterically. Unable to understand shame, she continued to make eye contact with them as they mocked the dumb, confused expression on her face, which made it clear she was still struggling to comprehend what it meant to have a huge hard rod shoved up her butt, which felt like it got even harder -- it that's even possible -- when she looked back at Adam and said innocently, "I still don't get what's so funny." "It's called 'sodomy' Eve. They are laughing at you because it's pretty funny to watch you get 'sodomized,' " Adam explained, holding her down against the log to stop her from squirming so much, bent over, impaled on his rock solid dick. "That can be your new vocab word for the day: 'sodomy.' As in the sentence, you should be very proud of yourself right now because all of your friends are about to watch you get 'sodomized.' " He pulled his dick all the way out, and the rammed it all the way back in as hard as he could, and again, and again, buttfucking her more forcefully with each powerful thrust. "Thanks ...UH! ...for ...UH! ...helping ...OH! ...me ...learn!" Eve whimpered feebly but sincerely as he mercilessly destroyed her virgin ass. "Well you're a bit of a slow learner, but I bet you won't ever make the mistake of taking your mouth off my cock before you've finished cleaning it again, will you? Huh?" He brutally buttfucked her faster, making it difficult for her to formulate a response. "Are you gonna be my good little cock washer from now on Eve?" "Yes I promise! ...UHG! ...UHG! ...I'll be good! You won't ever have to ...OH! AH! AAHHH! ..." "I won't ever have to do what Eve? What's your new vocab word that I just taught you literally 5 minutes ago? C'mon you little ditz, what's it called when you get bent over and your rear end gets used and abused by my cock?" "SODOMY! OOOOOOOOHHHHAAAAIIIT'S CALLED 'SODOMY!' YOU WON'T EVER HAVE TO SODOMIZE ME AGAIN I PROMISE! AHHH!" "Oh, well that's not true. I'm definitely going to sodomize you again. Like, tomorrow. And the next day. And honestly, I'll probably even sodomize you again tonight if I get bored of your mouth and pussy." "B-B-B-BUT! I PROMISE TO BE YOUR GOOD LITTLE WHORE!!!" "I know, you will. And that's why you get to be buttfucked so often! As a reward! Because you love being sodomized!" "I do?" "Yup. It's your favorite!" Eve was super-duper confused about this whole "sodomy" thing. How could it be both a punishment and a reward? But Adam was really smart, so she was sure it made sense, and she couldn't think right now anyway, because her dainty little brain kept bouncing against her skull, which jerked and bobbled each time Adam's dick slammed into her ass at full speed. She could have sworn the sharp sensation that she was feeling in her ass was "pain." Her pretty little bum was far too tight for Adam to cram his enormous dick into without completely wrecking it. But it wasn't possible for this to hurt, right? Because according to Adam, there is no "pain" in the Garden of Eden. But if this sensation isn't pain, then could it be pleasure? It must be pleasure, she decided. After all, she remembered, Adam said that sodomy is her favorite. "Oh Adam, it hurts so ...so ...so GOOD!" "Yeah? You like getting buttfucked, Eve? Explain to all these animals who are nice enough to watch what your favorite part of getting sodomized is." "Well... I guess..." Eve did her best to formulate words, but she was always so bad at that. Adam slapped her ass hard. "Explain right now or I won't ever fuck your ass ever again!" He slapped her ass again, still fucking it. "No please! It's my favorite! Apparently! According to you!" "Why is it your favorite?" Eve thought as hard as she could, which made her brain hurt. So she stopped thinking and just focused on the feeling of the cock drilling into her asshole. Oh yeah, she realized, her favorite part about getting sodomized is that beautiful cock. "Oh just I love your big gorgeous cock so much Adam! I just love bending over and presenting my lovely little rump as a gift from me to your dick!" A lioness in the crowd scoffed, shouting at her, "Have some self-respect you dumb bimbo! Sure, I'd bet your chauvinistic boyfriend is quite happy to drain his balls into groveling little whore like you, but what about YOUR feelings as a woman? How do YOU feel about all this Eve? And how does your poor little buttocks feel? Surely, deep down, youdon't really want to be butt-raped by your abusive boyfriend and his barbaric demand that you worship his dick just because you're a woman? This whole scenario is super sexist and fucked up if you ask me. All y'all need sickos need therapy." "Excuse me?" Adam shouted back. He gave Eve one more hard thrust and then paused, holding his dick there, lodged firmly up her ass. "Do NOT insult this divine cock that was given to me by the Lord -- that is blasphemy!" Then Adam whispered to Eve, who was still impaled on his dick, "You can feel that POWER pulsing through my hard cock, can't you woman? That's the power of God throbbing in your asshole right now. Now, answer that bitchy lioness' bitchy question: how does it feel?" He pulled Eve's head back by her blonde hair to make her look directly at the crowd. "...The truth is ...If you use my poor little bottom in whatever barbaric way your dick wants to use it then I'm just happy you found a way to put my bottom to good use!" Adam resumed assfucking her, "You see? Women love to be put in their place!" "Put me where I belong!" Eve shouted, finally feeling like she understood sodomy now. "Oh fuck me up the butt Adam! Shove that strong, godly dick right up my butt! I just want to serve your dick! I just want to WORSHIP your Holy Cock!" "Well if you truly want to devote your life to worshiping my cock, then I'd better baptize you." Adam pulled his dick from her ass, shoved her onto her knees in front of the crowd of spectators, and slid his dirty dick right into her mouth. "Suck it clean. Prove to my dick you are worthy of baptism." She eagerly obeyed, washing every last inch of his his glorious dick with her tongue, then putting her mouth around it and sucking it with so much genuine spiritual devotion sparkling in her eyes that the onlookers couldn't believe it was possible to experience so much joy from the taste the same dick that had just been up her nasty little ass. But to the audience's disgust, she cleaned every filthy inch of Adam's cock. And she loved it. "Now," Adam said gazing down on her, "if you want to be baptized, then pray for it." Eve, still down on her knees, looked desperately at Adam's gorgeous powerful cock and began to pray to it, "Please allow me to worship your Almighty Cock with obedience and devotion forever and ever. You're cock is my one and only God! Make me your servant! Please baptize me all over my face! Feed me your Holy seed!" Suddenly, her Lord answered her prayers, bathing her face in load after load of gooey white semen, and filling her mouth to the point that she thought she might drown in Adam's divine sperm, which would have been an honor. But she swallowed as much as she could, and then happily cleaned the remaining sticky mess from his heavenly dick. "I pronounce you baptized," Adam declared, "...or whatever you're supposed to say when you baptize someone ...I guess I don't really care ...I'm gonna go take a nap." He then turned to the crowd of animals and asked, "So does anybody else wanna fuck this slut while I'm sleeping? Feel free, I'll see you guys later." Eve looked up, still sticky and kneeling on the ground, and saw a herd of wild horses beginning to trot towards her.