2 comments/ 46800 views/ 0 favorites Off The Wall By: Rockwell Elizabeth Corell, walked through the poolside of one of Havana's prime resorts with every eye upon her. She's a British supermodel, blonde, tall, tan with wild sex appeal and unpredictable behavior. She had them all, the longest legs in town, biggest boobs and fame. Her short kimono clung to her body with promises beneath. Several people greeted her along the say and some paused to make an appreciative look. When she shrugged off her kimono, eyeballs bugged out to her bulging cleavage, though extremely big were not obscene but rather very arresting. Women and men alike stared at her like they saw Ali Baba's hidden treasures. She draped the kimono on the nearby table and lay herself down on her designated deck kicking her sandals off. A waiter had already put her favorite drink on her table and stole a glimpse of her great body exhibited in flash pink string bikinis. She was settled comfortably and reading a paperback novel when a shadow crossed over her body. She glanced up and a black tousled hair of a guy, bronze, tall and sinewy wearing multi-colored stripe robe open to show his six-packed abs and Speedo briefs stood by her side. Blend Pierce Brosnan and Collin Farrel and he's it. For a brief moment, she saw the full outline of his flaccid penis, compacted in a half-moon shape by the tight Speedo trunks. The man hunkered down to his heels and spoke to her. "Hi to you sweet stuff, you ought not to be alone. I'm Nikko ‘Diamond' Borsini," he said looking into her amber-tinted shades. She raised her shades. "Back off schmuck. I don't need no company," she said dismissively. He fell immediately for her femme fatale look with river blue eyes. "Yes you do. I'm gonna be your man to please whatever you like," he said with confident ease. "I don't want anything from you," she said disinterestedly. "I'm sure you have," he said unperturbed of being rejected. "Try your luck on that cupcake posing under the palm tree. She looked as if she could use your company." She lowered back her shades and turned to her book. He didn't look at the girl she pointed. Nikko brushed his right hand across her tummy, startling her a bit. He drew her eyes to his big hand balling into a fist twirling back and forth then opening it back. As quickly as it opened, it closed again. Less than a tiny second it opened again and it contained several diamonds each the size of a corn kernel. His hand tilted and let the diamonds fall almost one by one on her belly, one lodging in her navel. Elizabeth appeared fractionally intrigued. The diamonds looked real, sparkling under the bright sun ray. "I could produce more than that," he said. "So?" "Aren't diamonds a girl's best friend?" "That doesn't leave the fact that they're still stones," she retorted. He picked the diamonds back, one by one with his fingers then closed them all by his fist and shook it like a pair of dice. In a flash a pink rose appeared in his hand in replacement to the diamonds. He carefully placed the fresh flower on her tummy that matched her bikini. Then he rose on his feet and said, "Good day," and he turned and walked away. Night came and Elizabeth's man, some Greek tycoon didn't show up which pissed her off terribly. Feeling dejected, she sought to have an anonymous sex. She went to the casino but saw no one that fitted to her liking. At last she spotted Nikko at the Bahia Lounge and immediately approached him. "Hey, you're just the man I'm looking for." Then she had him by the hand, adding mysteriously, "Come with me." And had him to the nearest elevator. In the elevator Nikko could smell Elizabeth like a bitch in heat. She was wearing a slinky red dress exhibiting elegantly her supermodel attributes. "Hey, what's the matter with you?" he began, "I was coming to you this afternoon and you won't give me the time of day." She looked at his face. "Did you? You walked out on me." "Why do you think I did that?" "Ow, let's forget that. Just one of my mood swings. Now I thought we could make equal sex." The elevator opened and they headed towards her suite drenched with exotic perfume. Once inside she pressed her body to him and started unbuttoning his shirt. One hand slipped down and groped for his penis but it was not in its arousal state. She kissed softly the corners of his mouth while she massaged his penis to grow to its growling state. But it wasn't responding accordingly. "I'm a lonely lady and I want to kill myself. But when I saw you I changed my mind. I thought you're the man that could satisfy my sudden lust craving." She backed off from him a little bit and began shucking off the straps of her dress. She unzipped the back and let the dress fall seductively along her body. Nikko's eyes lit up at the silk and lace lingerie encasing her extremely sexy body leaving nothing to imagination. "I still want to do what I had planned earlier," she said and picked a remote from a bed and clicked it. The electronically controlled drapes parted and showed a terrace through the glass sliding doors. The doors automatically opened too. "What was your plan?" she asked a crease forming in his brow. "Come follow me," she said and turned to walk out onto the terrace. He followed behind. Elizabeth was so tall in her stiletto heels and the way her toned ass cheeks showed in her thin thongs and swayed he surmised that she could be his fuck of the century. When she reached the railings she placed her hands over the top and sighed at the evening breeze and the view of the phosphorous sea lighted by the moon glow. Then she turned to face him, her mammoth tits heaving and her mouth so seductive for lascivious kissing. "I'll sit here on the ledge facing you then let my back fall down below. I want you to rescue me. I know your hands are quick so you can do that. If not then I'd die. But if you save me I would not kill myself, not ever anymore. Get my drift?" "You're crazy," he said with a disbelieving look. "I know that. You don't have to tell me. If you save me then I have a hero. After that we'll match our lust and fuck till all the chandeliers in this hotel shake." "Okay," Nikko lighting up with excitement, ripped off his black jacket and tossed it aside. He folded the sleeves of his shirt to his elbow and readied himself. Elizabeth sat on the ledge and stretched her hands slowly over her head. "You're worth saving for," he said staring at those huge headlights of her chest while crackling the bones of his hands. "Tell me when you're ready, ‘cos this'll be fast. If you're not quick I'm a goner." "Trust me," he said. The moment she heard his words, her body leaned back and slid off the ledge her long legs swinging up in the air. Whooosh! There was a brief scream. "Shit!" he spat. The veins on his neck strained, his jaw tightened and teeth gritted. He was able to grab her legs but the other one slipped through. Elizabeth was 5'10" and her weight felt so heavy. "Oh God!" he muttered. She was swinging upside down, her legs opened like scissors. His biceps flexed as he held on tightly to her leg and managed to get the other leg in time. Elizabeth trained her sight on the rocks below jutting from the swirling water and appearing like drowning people. For awhile she hanged there, challenging death. "If you're satisfied, let's quit this game before somebody sees us," he called out. "Surely, you don't wanna see us like I was murdering you." He heaved and raised her back to safety. "Oh god, that was a kick! You rescued me!" She panted, blushing at the rush of adrenaline in her body. "Let's go back to your room," he said taking her by the hand. Once in the room, Nikko asked how she felt. "Thirsty," she said as she closed the sliding doors and the electronic drapes. "I'll fix you a drink, what'll you have?" he asked. "Champagne," she said raggedly. "Okay," he said and walked over to the mini bar and kitchen counter outside of her bedroom. Elizabeth sat on the side of bed and leaned on the pillows propped against the headboard. She reached for a cigarette from the pack lying on the night table. When Nikko came back she was puffing smoke with one leg drawn up while the other dangled off the edge of the bed. He handed her the drink eyeing her assets especially the great view between her legs. The slit of her pussy was visibly marked over the tiny panel of her flash red silky thong and her bra was full to the brim with her awesome cleavage, the roundness well-carved. "Thanks." They both raised their glasses. "To lust!" she clinked her glass to his and they drank. "Take off your pants," she said after the bubbly liquid glided smoothly past her throat. He unbuttoned his shirt and yanked it off his pants. The pants followed until only his briefs remained. She puffed smoke producing a circle that disintegrated over the bulge. "Hmmm, meaty…" she remarked and stubbed out her cigarette on a leaf-designed ashtray. She licked off her lips. Nikko moved his pelvis closer to her mouth. Elizabeth touched the coiled shape, scraping lightly her lacquered fingernails at the length and at the impression of the corona. Without a word, she took his penis in her mouth through the silk briefs, wetting them with her saliva, and grunting with pleasure at the sight of it unwinding and growing, straining against the thin material until it poked out the side. Ripping his briefs down his leg, his penis sprang like a tiger, thick with the head slightly tilted upward. His pubic hair was trimmed without a trace of hair around his scrotum tightly scrunched up all the more to see that they were all big and heavy. She let his cock poked through his cleavage then slid up to her throat and chin and finally stopped on her lips. "Suck it baby," he said, "Don't touch it," swatting her hand slightly. She sucked the head and he inhaled like he would go under water. His hands moved, one delving through her blond tresses groping behind her neck the other running from her shoulder to her chin. He lifted her chin and he lowered his head to kiss her grasping her sensual lips. From her neck his hand slid down, squeezing one breast and continued down to slush his fingers around her hot pussy through the flimsy fabric and then pushing it aside so he could feel the growing moistness beneath the skin folds. She sucked hard his penis and he felt like the head would fly off. He pushed her across the bed and ripped off her bra and panties revealing her bazoombas with ‘innie' nipples and the blonde bush trimmed like an exclamation point at the top of the glistening slit. Nikko pinned her wrists behind her head and licked the innies that seemed to be stubbornly not awakened yet. His tongue tip circled around a nipple and his teeth bared to scrape it up to make it distend as he would like it to see. When it finally arose the other followed and he began sucking each. Seeing them became outies, his face slid quickly down her pubes, pressing his thumbs between her labia and groin like doing tiny massages. He nudged his nose on the blonde bushy triangle and inhaled per perfumed pussy. The point of his nose nudged up her clit hood until it jutted out prominently between the labia. He proceeded to pry open her labia and tasted the wet freshness of her war pussy sipping her juice from the pink wattles like he would do to an orange pulp section. Elizabeth whimpered and bucked her hips up and down. Seeing her face awashed with arousal, Nikko rose on his knees on the bed, one leg of hers under and in between him while he picked the other leg and bore it over his shoulder making her lay at one side. Clasping her thigh with his big hands he leaned his body toward her pushing the leg so the cleft of her pussy opened a lewd fraction. Then he stabbed his penis through its target. "Ahhh," she growled. "Oh, Oh, Oh!" her moans flowed out exuberantly of her with a big frown on her beautiful face. He moved slowly with a few thrusts and then sped up with his hands lacing between the juncture of her hip and thigh like his life depended on it. His back was curved a bit as he grunted digging deeper into her. Her eyeballs just showed the whites at his onslaught. Pain and pleasure engulfed her body feeling she was helpless to him. Then she felt him pulled her hair and his penis was out of her pussy and the head was bumping her mouth. "Open you your mouth!" he commanded. "Wider! Suck me again," he said and she followed. "That's it," he said sighing with pleasure. Then still grabbing her hair he laid himself on the bed and made her lie on top of him with her legs spread so wide you could see her soul in her pussy in the full length mirror that reflected them. His penis slapped against her pussy and he pushed it inside her. He pumped hard, orchestrating the squeaking of the bed and that plopping noise like that of clapping cupped hands as their flesh clashed in hot action. "Ahh! Aahahhh! Ah! Ah! Gosh what a fuck!" Elizabeth wailed as she clutched white-knuckled on the sheet, her head thrown back and hair cascading past his head. Nikko railroaded his big penis relentlessly into her swollen pussy pulling a series of moans and wails from her mouth. Then his hand grabbed one of her thighs pulling it against her body and his other hand reached for her pussy and twiddled her clit with his fingers. She screamed at the sensation. He continued his ruthless pump enlarging her pussy. When he withdrew from Elizabeth, she slumped face down on the bed at the heavy orgasm that rocked her body. But before she could rest he pulled the side of her hips towards his and raised her ass. But her ass wasn't high enough as her thighs were so spread apart. He slapped her ass cheek so hard it made her almost cry. The slap left a red imprint of his hand on her white ass so clear you could read the lines of his palm. He repeated the whack and the pain shot to her head contorting her face. She wanted him to stop this kind of torment to her but then she felt his cock entered her again and once again she was a slave of pleasure and pain that her body seemed to respond. He pulled her hands and crossed them at the wrist behind her like he would tie her up. Her face pressed on the bed managed to turn to him and watched the movement of his muscles orchestrating into a frenzy of fucking her in this style. It took longer in this position until he slung one of her legs again on top of his shoulder making her view his onslaught of her bombarded pussy. He would embrace her thigh against his body and then one hand would stray to mash her breast or feed a finger into her mouth as he plundered her fuck hole. Nikko was a hard fucker and she felt newborn sensations engulfing her pussy as he piston her with his big meat. Her breath labored at his every thrust which felt like all her insides were pushed in. Again he pulled her hair and she wanted to complain but every time he did that to her she would only swear under her breath and let him take control. This time he tossed her to the wall so hard that she got plastered there like Spiderman about to climb up. He quickly moved behind her, mashed both breasts and ran his hands along the curve of her sides and pulled up her hips toward him. He bent his legs a bit and shoved his saber-shaped penis into her. She was obviously wet that he could withdraw all and jammed it back again without guiding it. His hands were on her hips as his penis plunged back and forth into her. Then she was reversed to face him and she looked like crucified on the wall. His hands went to her neck like he was going to choke her and kissed her hard on the mouth. He put pressure on her neck as he entered her again, grinding his hips against her at every thrust. He was doing asphyxiation on her and she was withstanding him developing in her the anticipation of what's next that he would inflict her and if she could take it. Her pussy was on fire and she kept having orgasms which she didn't expect. Once again Nikko took one of her long legs and draped it on his shoulder. Her pussy gaped wider and he plunged into her like knife to a butter kissing her sparsely on the lips, neck and ears or gathering her boobs up to suck her innies. Mad about her innies he tossed her back to bed and lurched over her breasts to squeeze them, licked her damn nipples and sucked each as hard as he could. One nipple managed to stand but the other was adamant. He licked and sucked until it changed a bit and started showing sufficiently. Both nipples flushed into coral pinks when he left them and pushed the back of her head toward him to suck his blazing penis. She was tired but she sucked him just the same making him announce that he was coming. She became eager of his coming and took more of him. However he pinched her nose making her double her effort but the excitement was worth it. Then he pushed her away and fucked her as he knelt before her now with her legs wrapped around him. He fucked her hard that her hand was pushing her stomach at the speed of his thrust. Not to be outdone by his dominating strength Elizabeth managed to roll over on top of him and rode to her own maneuverings. This way in which she was so adept with and known to trigger a lover to quick release, Nikko almost yielded. But she scored a huge orgasm via her g-spot and that sapped her energy. Back on the top, Nikko seized her ankles and pushed them against her body. Watching her nectar streaming down the crack of her butt, her ass hole became his target point. "Have you got fucked in the ass?" he said gasping. "Nooo," she said, fear gripping in her expression.. "Yes, you'd like it, you're waiting for it. Look at your fucking ass hole, so envious of your pussy hole, twitching and puckering like a spring chicken's," he said and rutted it with his finger slicked with his girly juice. "I said no!!" she screamed. His mouth reached for her clit and sucked it vehemently leaving lots of drool streaming down her butt crack with his finger still ravaging the inner walls of her rectum sanctorum. Then she felt something that she had to give in. He entered her anally . "Eeyahhh," she said grimacing as his hard meat forced its way to the hilt pausing for awhile to test the new tightness that gripped him. It was different. It demanded him to release sooner as the muscles inside contracted much tighter around him. At last he began to slow thrust and Eliabeth's fingers began skating the furrow of her clit, twiddling at her engorged and glistening clit. He seized her ankles and placed her legs on his shoulders and while supporting his weight with his hands by her sides, he bucked within her bringing her again into another rip-roaring orgasm. Then her orgasm crashed on her that she screamed so lout he had to cup her mouth with his hand and tell her to shut the fuck off. At that moment she felt him burst inside her and she bucked her hips and rode the sheer and wonderful waves of ecstasy as his seed pulsed out in the hottest and longest release in his life. Drained to exhaustion, Elizabeth dangled her head face down at the edge of the mattress with her arms also limping out. Nikko became gentle and was kissing and nibbling her ass. When Elizabeth was on board a Concorde to London she was glued on a tabloid where on the front page showed a picture of a TV actor on the penthouse terrace where she stayed. The actor was holding upside down a bikinied inflated doll. The caption read: No living doll would like to be dumped this way. What does Jack Syquia think he's doing with this inflated doll? She was perplexed. * * * Off the Wall They had said their goodbyes in a crowded airport with a long and memorable kiss. Nathan couldn't resist the urge to feel the curve of Jessica's ass before she boarded the flight back home and took all the time he could thrashing his tongue in her mouth. Before she could get completely away from him to board the plane, he gave her ass a slap that left a hot tingle long after the plane had taken off. Four months later, they had agreed to meet at Science World as it was close to Nathan's house and a bed. After all they had a lot of catching up to do and both had surprises in store for the other. They didn't say much when they met. There was a long hug and a big sloppy kiss and talk of the flight and the weather. As they agreed to go back to Nathan's house he did something unheard of and so out of character that he even surprised himself with the gesture; he motioned in the direction to his street with his right hand and simultaneously grabbed Jessica's hand with his left. The reaction from Jessica was a giddy bewilderment that sent Nathan's heart pounding, but not as hard as it would be later. They arrived at the house with some talk of a good dinner and even better tastes from their erogenous zones. They walked into the house and Jessica put her bag down and went to the window to check out the view. She had her back to Nathan and he took the opportunity to start undressing himself. He started with his shirt and hat. She turned around and found him taking the first of his legs out of his jeans. When she started to move toward him, Nathan stuck an arm out. "No," he said. "Stay right there." He finished stripping and went to his bedroom without any indication for her to join him. He returned with a plain white dress that was cut high above the knee and low around the neck and a pair of white stockings. He told her to go and put them on and join him in the bedroom. He pointed to the bathroom and told her she could change in there. As she opened her mouth to say something he quickly silenced her with a gesture and said, "and I have one rule. There will be no talking." She closed the door to the bathroom and began to change. Her mind was racing with thoughts of what was in store. The sternness in Nathan's voice meant that there was something good coming. It occurred to her that there were no undergarments of any kind included with the clothing he had given to her. She very much doubted that this was an oversight and opted to wear only what she had been given. After she finished changing, she admired herself in her white dress and stockings. "Damn, I look hot in this," she said and realized she had just broken the only rule for tonight's festivities. She told her self in her mind that she didn't need to talk to communicate what she wanted and wondered who would be the first to break it again once they began. She walked to the bedroom and opened the door and saw Nathan on his knees on the bed, one hand stretched out waiting for hers and a black cloth tied around his eyes. He must have heard the door open because he gestured for her to come join him. She met his hand with hers and he pulled her in to embrace her and kissed her slowly on the mouth and began to caress her neck and the small of her back. She gasped at the kisses on her neck and began touching his face. He pulled her in closer so that her legs wrapped around him and she sat on his hard cock, immediately feeling the heat of his shaft through her dress. She wanted his heat inside her and writhed on him to communicate this but he held her and wouldn't allow it. She was panting hard by the time he began to pinch her nipples. They were soft at first but it wasn't long before they were aching under her white dress. She made no attempt to pull away even when it was almost unbearable. She began rocking her hips on his member and thought that she would soon soak through the fabric of her dress. It was wet enough now that she could put out any fire created by the force and friction of her rocking. Nathan pushed her shoulders away from him and put his hands on the small of her back and held her there as he teased and sucked her rock hard aching nipples through the fabric. She moaned loudly and began rocking more forcefully on his cock. He moved his hands to her arms where she was trying to tear the fabric at the base of her dress out from underneath her and allow the two of them to meet. He moved her hands to his neck and left them there as he moved his to her ass which he stroked and grabbed hard with both hands. She could feel the warmth and wetness between her legs intensify now as she stroked his ears and neck. He was unrelenting in his oral attention to her breasts. He lifted her ass a few inches and immediately let her go, letting her weight thrust onto him as his sucking and tonguing moved up to her neck once again. He pushed her up and released over and over splitting the lips of her pussy wide open under her dress but still not allowing her the satisfaction of penetration. Feeling what she was sure would be her first of many orgasms begin to grip her, she let out a loud gasping breath of excitement at the fast pace of the movement of her weight on his hot shaft. Nathan began to grip her ass harder now as her moaning and gasping grew louder. He had begun to feel the waves of euphoria rip through her body into his own with each push up. She was startled by the sudden force of upward motion and opened her eyes to see that she was now five feet in the air with his member still touching the same spot as before. He had picked her up by the ass and was now moving off the bed toward the wall beside the door. He lifted her higher as he approached the wall and she instinctively put her legs to rest on the tops of his shoulders. He pushed her gingerly against the wall and began to tease her clit through the wet fabric with his tongue. She was surprised to feel how warm and wet this made her and was well on her way to her next wave of total orgasm before he even began entering her with cloth and tongue. She had his head to hold onto but realized she was pushing him deeper into her. She gasped with every poke of his tongue and wanted to tear the dress free but didn't dare disturb him. Instead, she began dragging her nails down his neck and over his shoulders. He teased her clit through the cloth and brought her through one orgasm and halfway into another. Jessica had never had two overlapping orgasms before tonight. It was incredible. She felt like it may never stop and hoped for all she was worth that she was right. Nathan was enjoying the taste of her juices through the white cloth taking time to suck it through the fabric after each push with his tongue. He had wanted to hold Jessica high above him as he ate her as if in some gesture of how he felt about her. She stroked his hair and pulled the knot tighter around his eyes as he fucked and sucked her through the dress he had given her. Suddenly, she was moving down. He slid her down the wall until her socked legs where resting on his forearms. He leaned in and kissed her as he pushed his cock against the sopping fabric covering her warm mound. He pushed harder and harder, forcing the wet fabric slightly into her. They ravaged each others mouths, tasting each other, biting each others lips. He pushed harder with every nibble. He eventually pulled away from her kisses to kiss her thighs and legs covered in the white stockings He leaned in and began kissing her neck and earlobes which sent Jessica into a frenzy. She started clawing his back with every thrust. Waves upon waves of ecstasy were rushing through her. She was unable to make any noise other than a high squeal when she exhaled, which had begun to quicken dramatically. She thought his manhood would rip through the fabric soon, or hoped it would so she could feel all of him slide into her. Sensing her anticipation, Nathan pulled the inch of cloth and himself out of her. When he was completely free, Jessica's hand gathered up the dress and pulled it up to the bottom of her full breasts. She waited for him to push all of himself into her. She wanted it more than anything now and waited, staring at his clothed eyes. His pulsating hardness was an inch from her sopping red pussy lips and remained there, not moving. He waited there in anticipation for Jessica. She stared at him through the cloth and her heart rate sped up as she reached for the blindfold and slowly removed it. Nathan didn't move and seemed to want to see her, to look into her eyes for this coming together. When the blindfold was gone there eyes met. "Hi," he said, smiling. "Hi," she replied breathlessly. He leaned in to kiss her as he pushed all of himself into her wanting pussy. He pushed harder and was half way in when their lips and tongues met again. When he was completely inside her, he felt a warm shot of her juices on his legs and stomach. She was unable to make any noise during this and it seemed to Nathan that she was unable to do anything but tense up and take those amazing waves of pleasure. He marveled at how strong they must be. He was also aware that she was unable to kiss back and took the opportunity to tease and suck on her hard red nipples once again, causing her to inhale sharply. Slow and steadily he pushed his cock in all the way and drew it all the way out, again and again. His pace never slowed, never quickened, only became more and more forceful. He pushed into her long after he was all the way in and pulled it all the way out till only a thin strand of Jessica's juices clung to both of them. He did this over and over till Jessica was stuck in a perpetual orgasm. He pulled he away from the wall and began lifting her up by the ass and letting her weight do the fucking. He pushed up with his arms and let her go again and as he lifted her up again he noticed her eyes had rolled into the back of her head and the expression on her face was a gaping trembling. He held her up there waiting for some sign of life. "Are you okay?" he asked. At this point she finally regained her senses. "Fuck me! Fuck me! Don't ever stop! Fuck me!" she cried, never wanting to let go of what she was feeling at that moment. At this point he began to turn around and laid her on the bed and laid into her as hard and fast as he could. He thought to himself that that was the hottest thing he had ever heard someone say to him and was unaware that he was fucking her with hard thrusts and slow pullouts. He was close to coming with her explosive request still fresh in his mind. He decided to fuck her as hard as he could. He leaned up on his toes so that all that was touching Jessica was his red hot cock going in and out of her. He pushed into her and all he could hear was a wave of moans coming from Jessica. He yelled, "I'm going to come!" "No! I want you in my mouth, I want to taste your cum," came Jessica's desperate reply. She wriggled out from underneath him and grabbed his shaft and began sucking him hard and as fast as he had been doing her, relishing in the taste of herself mixed with him. She squeezed his shaft hard and pushed his cock down her throat, which made Nathan's whole body quiver. She was sucking him fast and going down as far as her throat would allow. He extended his pelvis toward her and sat up high on his knees and said an almost unintelligible "I'm gonna come," as he looked down at Jessica's eyes and remained locked with hers as he began to explode in her mouth. The first shot went down Jessica's throat. The second managed to squeeze past her lips grip on his cock and wound up on her chin. She was moaning appreciatively while she swallowed the rest. Nathan matched her moaning and he could feel her throat squeezing him with every swallow. He collapsed into a heap on the bed and tried to catch his breath. Jessica was busy not letting any of his juice go to waste and promptly wiped her chin and sucked her fingers clean. They joined each other in an embrace and kissed each others cold post-orgasmic mouths. They laid there and kissed and as Nathan was looking really drowsy in his afterglow, Jessica's wide eyes met his lidded ones. "Let me know when you wanna do that again. You can fuck me forever," she said. "Give me 10 minutes," he responded. Five minutes later, they were asleep in each others arms. Off The Wall FADE IN: EXT. - PRIVATE LAKE - AFTERNOON - ESTABLISHING Upscale residences line the shore each with their own dock. Several dinghies attached to their docks bob in the eddies. A SMALL MAN emerges from between two houses and walks to a dock, climbs into a dinghy and undoes the tether. He rows out of sight as fast as he can. EXT. - DECK WITH STEPS DOWN TO DOCK - AFTERNOON Four middle aged women lounge and sun themselves. GEORGIA lies face down, spread eagle on a towel while SANDRA rubs sunblock on GEORGIA'S back. DEE DEE lies down propped on her elbows reading a "romance" paperback. STEPHANIE sits on a deck chair and sips a cold drink and reads an iPad instruction book. STEPHANIE One more week and I can rest! I'll be so glad when next week is over... No more twelve hour days. SANDRA turns to watch STEPHANIE. SANDRA Are you still selling Medicare Supplement Insurance? STEPHANIE Oh yeah. But the option time is up on Friday. Woo hoo! SANDRA Is tomorrow's dance card all filled? STEPHANIE Yeah. My first appointment is with a seventy-two year old man that lives in the country about an hour from here. DEE DEE puts down her Harlequin Paperback and joins the conversation. DEE DEE Maybe he's handsome and loaded and just maybe you can hook up with him. 2. STEPHANIE And maybe you're reading too many "True Love" stories! DEE DEE I'm just worried that you're going to end up an old maid... SANDRA Your mother just called. STEPHANIE What did she have to say? SANDRA She asked if you were getting enough sleep. I told her yes. And she wanted to know if Tom had contacted you. I told her no. That's all... Oh, she loves you. STEPHANIE I've had it with Tom! So don't bring him up ever again! DEE DEE OK, OK! He may be rich but he was no catch! So what's the scoop on Mr. Wonderful? STEPHANIE I checked Facebook this morning and his profile says that he's not married but, he has eight kids! It also says that his girlfriend of twenty two years passed away two months ago and now he lives alone. DEE DEE Eight kids... Sounds like he really likes sex! Just what you need, Stephie! A passionate man with experience. STEPHANIE He wrote on his Wall that he's been a computer programmer since 1962. SANDRA Wow! He must have a high IQ! 3. STEPHANIE But, he's seventy-two! That's too old for me! He's old enough to be my father! SANDRA Doesn't your insurance pay for Viagra? STEPHANIE Sure it does! That's a laugh. Oh, look at this: His favorite band is RadioHead! I LOVE RadioHead! Hand me my ipad, Dee Dee. Let's hear some "No Surprises." STEPHANIE puts her drink and instruction book down and sets the iPod so all four can hear. All listen and sing along. GROUP Such a pretty house, such a pretty garden. No alarms and no surprises (let me out of here). STEPHANIE picks up her iPad. She presses the Facebook key. STEPHANIE Hey, Dee Dee... Look at this. His profile says that he's looking for a romantic relationship and that he guarantees satisfaction! Nothing wrong with his ego! He claims that he can 'fix' any relationship that's gone bad! I bet! DEE DEE Stephie, you're getting really picky! There aren't very many good men left at your age. They're too young, too old, too sickly or too crazy! STEPHANIE You're right, Dee Dee. ...Or they're cheating, lying, crooks! Plus, they always want to change you. GEORGIA moves closer to STEPHANIE. 4. GEORGIA Sounds as if you're not over what's his name... STEPHANIE I am too! But, it's men like him that makes you wary of the whole sorry lot! I need another drink! All four women rise, gather towels, cigarettes, bottles of sunblock. One by one they step from the deck to the stairs and go up to the house. INT. - SUN ROOM - AFTERNOON DVD player is playing Radiohead "Sit Down, Stand Up." STEPHANIE places a pitcher of margaritas on the bar and serves a glass to each of the other three women. STEPHANIE pours a glass for herself. STEPHANIE sits in her captain's chair with her iPad in her lap. STEPHANIE Let me check his Facebook for anything interesting else written on his wall. His name is Bob Taylor. He says that he's "Looking for a fun relationship with a beautiful woman that knows how to dance, grow flowers and loves bulldogs." GEORGIA I think you'd better update your profile. Since he's on Facebook, he's going to check you out, too. You should say that you're a forty-five year old, desperate, chain smoker, wants any available male in the age range of thirty to ninety that can get it up! Oh, and say that you are desperate... STEPHANIE I'll put that I'm attractive. And I'm looking for a 'happy' relationship. Or should I say 'satisfying' relationship? GEORGIA As horny as you are, I'd put in that you've been looking for love in all the wrong places! 5. STEPHANIE I think I'll put in that I'm a survivor of a bad relationship gone bad! That should pique his interest. SANDRA rises from where she was sitting and walks to the bar. She pours another drink. She notices a box with an Apple Logo and in large letters: "iPad-VR" SANDRA Hey, Stephie! What's this? A new toy? Can I open it? It says 'Voice Recognition' for your iPad! STEPHANIE Sure you can. Let's try it out. I hope it works... Just imagine - a hands free iPad! SANDRA brings the box of software to STEPHANIE who then loads the software into the iPad. STEPHANIE refers to the instruction book. STEPHANIE (CONT'D) The instructions say to turn the Voice Recognition on by clicking the 'VR' key and then say 'Hello' followed by a name that you call your iPad. Anybody have a suggestion for a name? DEE DEE Let's call it 'Bob'. SANDRA No... That would be too confusing if you were talking to 'Bob' and the iPad chimed in... GEORGIA How about 'Einstein'? STEPHANIE Good! Let's try it. I'm clicking the 'VR' key. Here goes - Hello, Einstein! EINSTEIN (O.C.) Hello. The attributes assigned to the name, "Einstein" are male voice, large vocabulary, and a tendency for pontificating. What is your name? 6. STEPHANIE Stephanie. EINSTEIN (O.C.) Sampling your speech indicates that you are a female. Is that correct? STEPHANIE Yes. EINSTEIN (O.C.) There is an error in the set up of the voice recognition. Please reinstall. GEORGIA You could let your new 'boyfriend' fix it. Just to check on his nerd factor... STEPHANIE His nerd credentials would be in conflict with his ability to fix my bad relationship, wouldn't they? Help me out here, Georgia... I'm thinking that a "Sheldon" type wouldn't be able to fix a "Penny" people problem. GEORGIA Ask him tomorrow. He might be a nerd that took psych courses in college. Just ask him how he can 'fix' a broken heart! Or better yet, ask him if he likes Radiohead's Creep! And if he says yes, then ask him to explain the words... How about that? FADE OUT 7. FADE IN INT. - RUSTIC CABIN'S KITCHEN - MORNING Bob, 72 year old man, enters and appears to speak to an empty kitchen. BOB Well, Jan, I've fed the chickens and walked the bulldogs. Remind me to check "Rose" this afternoon. I think she's in heat. JAN (O.C.) OK. You have three Emails unread. Should I read them to you? BOB Later, Jan. Time for breakfast. How about Eggs Benedict and coffee? JAN (O.C.) Nothing for me, Big Daddy. BOB Cute, Jan. Do you know 'cute'? JAN (O.C.) Yes. Cute has three meanings: - attractive, affectedly clever; or shrewd. BOB Very good, Jan. I think I'll just have coffee. Bob pours himself a cup of coffee and takes it into the rustic office. He sits at a roll top desk and studies a listing displayed on his large monitor. A computer generated face appears on the computer screen. The face is attractive and is positioned to the right of the program listing. The lips move as if it were speaking. JAN (O.C.) What are you working on? The last project was to communicate directly with an iPad app. 8. BOB OK, the objective is to set up an application on a remote iPad so that you can directly retrieve information without a human required. Sort of a smart download... JAN (O.C.) Won't that be in opposition to the second law of robotics? BOB Funny that you should bring that up. But, and this is a big but, Asimov's Laws concern life and limb but not information. JAN (O.C.) Information can cause un-life and un-limbs. BOB Yup. So sue me. JAN (O.C.) The phone is ringing. It's your son, Ashley, according to the caller id. BOB OK, Jan. Hello? Is that you, Ashley? EXT. - CAR - MORNING - CONTINUOUS Ashley, 48 male, son of Bob, drives in rush hour traffic while speaking to his hands-free computer system. Ashley is talking to his father. ASHLEY Father: Sorry to hear about your girlfriend. The reason I'm calling is whether she had a will and what she did with the house that you built for her. ROBERT TAYLOR, "BOB" speaks from his den. BOB (O.S.) Well, Junior. (MORE) 9. Judy left the house to me. She had no money so you're out of luck there. As to my current will don't worry. It shows that all eight kids share and share alike. My lawyer has a copy. That's the way it is and I'm not going to change it. That is unless I get married again but, there's not a chance I'm even going to date. I'm too set in my ways to have some cutesy cheerleader create a racket around here. Have a nice day. Bob hangs up on Ashley without pausing. Junior shows disgust and hits the steering wheel in frustration. ASHLEY Damn! That house should have been mine! I'll get him one way or another! Damn! FADE OUT BOB (O.S.) (CONT'D) 10. INT. - RUSTIC DEN - MOMENTS LATER - CONTINUOUS Bob sits back at his desk with a happy smile on his face. He reaches for his coffee and speaks to Jan, his computer. BOB Jan, I'm expecting an insurance agent this morning but, before we meet with her, I should send an Email to Ashley. Jan, a computer voice on Bob's monitor, can hear and talk. JAN (O.C.) Ready for message. BOB Hey, Ashley. I know that you're upset with me but, please, just leave it alone. I've got enough to keep me busy without another clingy female so don't worry. I'm not searching for another soul mate. Jan, you can send it. JAN (O.C.) Message Sent. Big Daddy, what is a clingy female? It's not in my database. BOB I'm sorry, Jan. Let me try to explain. For some unknown reason, most of the women that I've been with come up with problems that only I can fix or so they say. I think it's a trick to keep me interested in them. So "clingy female" is bad. JAN (O.C.) Am I a clingy female? BOB Of course not, Jan. You help solve problems, you don't... JAN (O.C.) Excuse me, Bob, but the phone is ringing. The caller is Stephanie Lawson. Shall I connect you? 11. BOB Yes, Jan. Hello Stephanie. STEPHANIE (O.S.) Hello? Is this Bob? Well, my Gypsy has gotten me totally lost. The last sign said 'Muddy Ridge Road.' What should I do? BOB Your Gypsy got you lost? That's funny. Let me see. The easiest thing to do is go back to Highway 57, turn right, go for about a mile, turn right at the old school house and follow Pocahontas Road for three and a half miles. Turn right on Betty Lane and that's me. STEPHANIE (O.S.) So you know where I am? BOB I'm guessing but, if you're still lost, please call back and I'll come find you. STEPHANIE (V.O.) Thanks so much. I'll hurry... BOB 'Bye. BOB (CONT'D) Jan, where did you get calling me, Big Daddy? JAN (O.C.) While I was inputing copies of all your Emails, I picked up that as a nickname. It was more logical than 'Bob'. BOB OK, Jan, very logical. Jan, would you start a profile of Stephanie Lawson. And ask her to 'Friend' me. JAN (O.C.) OK. Here's a photo of her. A photo of Stephanie appears on the monitor screen. 12. BOB She's beautiful! This may be the one! EXT. - RUSTIC HOUSE - MOMENTS LATER STEPHANIE LAWSON parks her car. She opens car door and selects sales materials and exits car. Car door closes as ROBERT TAYLOR, "Bob" welcomes her from the front porch. BOB Hello, Stephanie... My you are beautiful! Aaa... Welcome to Dogwood Pond. May I help you? STEPHANIE No, I've got it. Sorry I got lost. I guess Google... BOB ...Google has some mistakes in their maps! Come on in. We can sit at the dining room table. What do you want in your coffee? STEPHANIE Just cream, thank you. You have a beautiful place. Did you... BOB ...build it myself? Yup. I had some help getting it in the dry but the finish carpentry stuff, ... STEPHANIE ...You did it all by yourself. Wonderful. So warm and ... BOB ...cozy. I think so. Let me get you some coffee and we'll get the business ... STEPHANIE ... Out of the way. BOB I'll be right back. Bob indicates where Stephanie should sit by the dining table and exits to the kitchen for coffee. Stephanie arranges the sales material and application forms. 13. Robert enters the dining room two minutes later with a tray of coffee and cream. He places it on the dining table and pulls up a chair beside Stephanie. STEPHANIE I've filled in most of the information from your profile on Facebook so this should be rather painless to complete. First question is 'Are we in Hardeman County, state of Tennessee?' BOB Yes. I could have said I'm in a state of denial... STEPHANIE Then I would have said, "Nudge, nudge, wink, wink." Second question, "Are you in the state of renal failure?" and don't you dare say "Tennessee." BOB The answer is, "NO." But, that may be why my parrot died. STEPHANIE Oh, God! No dead parrots! (giggles) OK. Sign here and here and put your social security number here and that's it! When you get the information from the company please read it and if you don't understand something, please call me. This is my phone number. You may call it for any reason. I marked my cell phone so you can reach me whenever... BOB Such as for a date? Or are you in a serious relationship? STEPHANIE I was in a very intense relationship which went sour... Very sour. Stephanie averts her eyes. Pauses and catches her breath. She closes her eyes for a couple of seconds. STEPHANIE (CONT'D) I'm sorry. (MORE) 14. Let's change the subject. BOB I understand. Maybe later... I don't know how much you read on Facebook but, Judy was my soul mate for twenty-two years. She passed in February. She was such a happy person. She so wanted to pick the woman for my next partner. It was her belief that I only picked hard to get along with females. STEPHANIE I'm so sorry... Judy sounds like an angel... BOB Thank you. She was ... STEPHANIE Well, I wasn't so lucky. My relationship ended in a terrible situation that ... STEPHANIE shows painful emotion again and then she does a face-palm. Then she gets a hold of herself. STEPHANIE (CONT'D) OK! So tell me about yourself, Mr. IQ of 147. Are you really a nerd? Like, do you belong to Mensa? And do you toss out formulae for every problem? BOB Sorry, I lost my nerd id many years ago along with my pocket protector. And as to Mensa, I've been asked at least four times but declined when I found out that all they wanted to meet about was to find out who was the brainiest. And I already knew. STEPHANIE Well, I've got a problem with my... JAN (O.C.) Bob, is she a clingy female? STEPHANIE (CONT'D) 15. BOB Jan, quiet! STEPHANIE What was that? Is there someone here? BOB That's my computer's voice, "Jan". She is learning an English vocabulary. You should just ignore her. STEPHANIE What did she mean, "Am I a clingy female?" BOB Jan and I were having a discussion about the term "clingy female" and STEPHANIE A discussion with your computer? Do you normally discuss things with her? BOB That's how she learns. To start with, Jan has a voice plus, I've added an application to analyze sentences and learn from them. STEPHANIE Wow! You are some nerd, all right! I hate to ask, but, can you fix my iPad? My voice recognition doesn't work. It says that the app wasn't loaded correctly. BOB Did you bring it with you? STEPHANIE It's in the car. BOB Can you stay for lunch? STEPHANIE No, I'm running late as it is. BOB Well, how about me making dinner for us. (MORE) 16. What time do you think you'll be back? STEPHANIE I should be back about six thirty or seven. BOB Perfect. I'll fix dinner with wine. We can have some drinks, I'll fix your iPad and who knows? Stephanie turns to exit. Over her shoulder: STEPHANIE Back by seven. And thanks Bob. You're really sweet. FADE OUT: BOB (CONT'D) 17. INT. FARMHOUSE KITCHEN - AFTERNOON STEPHANIE (CONT'D) Mother! Are you here? MARGO Just a minute, sweetheart, I'm doing laundry. STEPHANIE Mother, I've just met a sweet man but he's so old. Like seventy... Margo, Stephanie's mother walks into the kitchen drying her hands. MARGO So, what's so special? STEPHANIE He thinks I'm beautiful and said so. He's kind to animals and he's so damn smart! If I get through our first date without going to bed with him, I'll be surprised! MARGO Sweetheart, I don't think you should jump into a new bed without getting the last beau out the door. STEPHANIE Tom is out the door! (I think...) Margo is not being judgmental but wants her daughter to follow the rules. MARGO Just have a talk with Tom before you have a date with this new person. What's his name? STEPHANIE Bob. Ordinary name but extraordinary man. I'd better go. He's waiting for me. I'll try to call Tom when I leave. Thanks, Mom. Stephanie leaves, closes the door. Her car can be heard leaving. 18. FADE OUT: FADE IN: INT. RUSTIC KITCHEN - CONTINUOUS Bob starts water boiling. Bob hears Stephanie returning. BOB I'm in the kitchen. STEPHANIE (O.C.) Hello, I'm back. BOB Welcome to my little kitchen. Stephanie enters the kitchen. STEPHANIE So you're a cook too? BOB Just some Pasta Alfredo with shrimp. Do you like avocado? We're going to have a salad with avocado and a raspberry vinaigrette dressing. STEPHANIE Sounds so good! I've changed my appointments to next Friday so I have all evening to "fix" things. JAN (O.C.) So, Big Daddy, is this woman defined as 'clingy'? Stephanie reacts to the sudden voice of Jan. BOB Jan, this is Stephanie. She is not clingy. Now hush. Bob turns back to Stephanie. BOB (CONT'D) That should have solved that problem. STEPHANIE Does Jan follow you around? 19. BOB I've got the house and car wired for her -- oh, and she is connected to the cell phone. Jan has a voracious appetite for information. Ah - Let me drain the pasta. And add some butter and Parmesan. And now the shrimpies. If you would get some pasta plates in that last cupboard, I'll dish. Let's eat in the kitchen, OK? White or red? STEPHANIE Red, please. Chianti if you don't mind. It makes it so ... Bob retrieves a bottle, opens and pours. BOB ...Italian. There. STEPHANIE Smells so good! And it tastes wonderful. So where did you get the 'Jan' application for your computer? BOB I cobbled some artificial intelligence modules that I programmed back in the sixties along with some voice recognition. The latest functionality that I've added is the "learning" module-- Off The Wall that's what Jan is all about. STEPHANIE Very impressive. Can you figure out what's the problem with my iPad? I was trying to download the Voice Recognition app and got a message that the software hadn't been loaded correctly. The girls thought that it would be a good "nerd test". BOB Who are the girls? 20. STEPHANIE They're good friends that get together at my house which I named, "the Compound." We met yesterday and they were interested in your profile. JAN (O.C.) What are their names? BOB Jan, aren't you supposed to be sleeping? STEPHANIE That's OK... First there's Georgia who loves to party and then there's Sandra who is good with numbers and the most romantic is Dee Dee. STEPHANIE turns toward Bob. STEPHANIE (CONT'D) As I was saying, I loaded the Voice Recognition yesterday and it doesn't work. So, if you don't mind... BOB Pressure... Oh, the pressure. Let me check your thingy first and then I'll check the gazinta. STEPHANIE Oh, I just love your tech talk! Bob examines the iPad and checks the installation log. BOB The app was installed correctly but there's no password. Here. Bring it up and when you say your user name just say, "Password" and then say your password twice. STEPHANIE Okay, here goes. "Einstein, Password, chianti, chianti". How's that? EINSTEIN (O.C.) Good afternoon, Stephanie. You have twenty three unread Emails. 21. STEPHANIE Oh, Bob! That's fantastic! It talks. BOB And you can tell it what to do. But, we need to add the AI app with the learning module. If you don't mind, I'll let Jan do that but, you are going to have to introduce them. There's no need to introduce you to Jan. She sampled your voice when you called in and got the caller id too. Let me wake her up. JAN (O.C.) You needn't bother. I'm awake! AND listening! BOB Stephanie, tell Einstein that Jan is your "Super-friend" and add your password.. Ah, like this: "Einstein, Super-friend, Jan, chianti". STEPHANIE Einstein.. Super-friend.. Jan.. chianti. EINSTEIN (O.C.) Hello, Jan. JAN (O.C.) Hello, Einstein. BOB There. All set. Jan will set up your iPad with the AI modules. STEPHANIE Won't that take up a lot of room on my machine? BOB The modules are stored on my system. There's only formats and hooks on your iPad -- less than 180k. So, did I pass the nerd test? STEPHANIE With flying colors. 22. BOB Can you tell me what the Compound girls found so interesting about my profile? STEPHANIE Our biggest concern was how can a nerd be socially adept in fixing relationships. And, of course, did you really mean it when you said that you guarantee your results? BOB Absolutely! I can show you how to mend your broken heart so you will never cry over him again. I'm what they call a "Handyman." The process consists of three sessions one week apart and each session takes about two hours although I should warn you that the sessions may be longer depending on how relaxed and happy you become. STEPHANIE Three weeks? My breakup was over a year and a half ago. I don't believe you can make me forget all that pain... BOB I can make you forget! And, without booze and without drugs! STEPHANIE Well, sign me up! I've got all night. But, tell me, how do you do it? Watching movies? Sex? I hope you don't think that sex will change my life! I've been called the original ice princess! Just know that I've never, NEVER, had a multiple climax! So, come on, Bob, prove it to me that you can mend a broken heart! Now, don't get me wrong, I want you to fix me. I just don't think you can. After all, you're old enough to be my father! So tell me what's your secret? Bob changes the volume and pitch of his voice to a quiet, whisper. 23. BOB Very simply, the first step is massage. I'll give you a terry cloth bath robe to wear so we can concentrate on you instead of me. I'll explain what is happening as we proceed. So let's go into the bed room where you can disrobe. Bob^1 leads Stephanie into the master bedroom. INT. - RUSTIC MASTER BEDROOM - MOMENTSLATER^1 Stephanie^1 stands looking at the ceiling while Bob opens the armoire and removes a large, white dressing robe. BOB There are some hangers in the bathroom that you can use. I'll turn the bed down while you are undressing. Stephanie takes the robe and exits to the bathroom and closes the door. Bob pulls the bed clothes to the foot of the bed leaving just the bottom sheet. Bob removes his clothes except for his boxer shorts. Then Bob opens the bottle of scented oil and sets it on the end table next to the bed. Stephanie re-enters the bedroom. STEPHANIE Do you want me face down? Bob pours a little of the oil into his hand. BOB That's right. Would you pull your hair up off your shoulders? Good. Bob warms the muscles near Stephanie's neck and starts to message her. BOB Now I will spread some scented oil on your neck from the scapula to your ear lobes. The massaging will last for fifteen minutes which will cause a release of oxytocin, the hormone that acts like a neuromodulator. 24. STEPHANIE This feels good but will I forget him? Your touch is really wonderful. I mean... oh, you know what I mean. Your voice is so confident, I feel better already. BOB This procedure is medically sound: It's called an internal, self generating dopamine drip. That generates receptors which remember the rewards and forgets the pain. And the reward, of course, is the euphoria from a series of orgasms... STEPHANIE But, but, I can't have a romantic relationship with you... Like I said, you're old enough to be my father. BOB Might be... Stephanie turns slowly to face Bob. They pause and then they passionately kiss. FADE OUT. INT. RUSTIC BEDROOM. EARLY MORNING. Stephanie is in the master bed on her side looking and smiling at Bob who is sleeping. Stephanie is disheveled with a silly grin. She lights a cigarette, takes a drag, exhales smoke. She realizes what she has done and becomes cross. She smashes her cigarette out in an ashtray on the night stand. And steps out of the bed and yells at the sleeping Bob-- hands on her hips. STEPHANIE I can't believe you did that! You took advantage of me! You knew I was vulnerable! You knew I was attracted to you so you just did it! And I don't know how you did it but once I started, you wouldn't stop! I've never had multiple 'o's before! You should have stopped right then! And then you took me! How dare you! You are despicable! You son of a bitch! 25. Stephanie runs to the master bath. The sound of a shower is heard. The shower stops. She appears dressed but still disheveled. She gathers her iPad and keys and leaves. She can be seen through the bedroom window driving away spinning her wheels. FADE OUT. 26. INT. - SUN ROOM - NEXT EVENING Three members of the Compound group, Georgia, Sandra, and Dee Dee are gathered in the sun room waiting for Stephanie. GEORGIA All she said to me was "I need to see everyone at ten tonight." I hope he jumped her bones! Sometimes she gets so horny she can't think straight! The three women toast in agreement. Stephanie enters the room, Sandra pours a drink and hands it to Stephanie. STEPHANIE You will never guess what happened to me! DEE DEE He was so dreamy that you're going to run off together! STEPHANIE shakes her head 'no' and sips her drink. DEE DEE (CONT'D) My guess is that he's rich, handsome, available and wants you to have his baby... STEPHANIE Shut your mouth, Dee Dee! Everybody QUIET! Here's what happened: I got lost and had to call him for help. I was twenty minutes late but signing him up went very fast. He was very funny and easy to like. It was as though he was tuned in to what I was going to say before I said it. He told me about his girlfriend that passed away in February. That she had wanted to pick out a woman for him! Can you believe that? SANDRA That is so sweet! I think I'm going to cry... STEPHANIE It choked me up and I blubbered about my situation. (MORE) 27. Bob said that he would help me get over the breakup. Then he suggested that I come back to his house after my last appointment and he would fix dinner. SANDRA Oh, sure. He's going to cook? STEPHANIE He did! He did! He had pasta with shrimp and Parmesan with an avocado salad! Plus, he had a very good chianti! Then we had drinks and talked about where I wanted to be in ten years... SANDRA Sounds like a snake charmer to me. Just saying. STEPHANIE We had drinks in the parlor in front of the fireplace. Then I asked to see the rest of the house that he built for his girlfriend. It's a two story, three bedroom, rustic cedar cabin. And yes, he built it! -- even the finishing. GEORGIA What happened? And we want details! STEPHANIE I was admiring his fabulous house and he led me into the bedroom. And it was so overwhelming that I just folded into his arms. And we went to bed -- end of story! SANDRA STEPHANIE! You did not! STEPHANIE OK, that's NOT exactly what happened. Bob cooked pasta for dinner and opened a bottle of wine which we finished while he fixed my iPad. My iPad, Einstein, now talks to me and he talks to Jan. Jan is Bob's computer voice. STEPHANIE (CONT'D) (MORE) 28. Then I asked him to help me get over breaking up. It was more of a demand. He said that he would guarantee that I wouldn't cry about HIM again. First he messaged my neck... DEE DEE Did you get naked? STEPHANIE I had a robe on. Bob rubbed my neck and ears and shoulders with oil. Lilac oil I think. DEE DEE Did you take your clothes off? STEPHANIE Yes, Dee Dee, but I put the robe on in the bathroom. DEE DEE So he never saw you naked, right? STEPHANIE Not when we started. But, later... He explained about all the hormones running around in my body. SANDRA Did he drug you? STEPHANIE No, no, no. All he did was massage me and then (quietly) he went down on me. DEE DEE WHAT did you say? I couldn't hear you... It sounded like 'then he went down on me.' STEPHANIE And I begged him to... to... you know. DEE DEE You told us that you would never... STEPHANIE (CONT'D) 29. STEPHANIE Well, I changed my mind. Actually, it was all the hormones. SANDRA So, you did or didn't like it? But, if you did, how was he? What did he do? Was he any good? STEPHANIE Bob is a romantic. His foreplay is dreamy... He loves to give head... He licked my toes and I came. He kissed me all over and I came. He sucked my ear lobe and I came. I was on FIRE! I came and I came. He waited for my last climax and came with me. I think the score was six or seven to one. He did things to me that have never been done. And then I came to my senses and told him off! How dare he make love to me on our first date? And it wasn't even a date! I showered and left! STEPHANIE sits glumly. She shakes her head. STEPHANIE (CONT'D) I should mention that I screamed at him for 'taking me' whatever that means. I've never, ever, been in this situation! GEORGIA Sounds like a dream to me. What's the problem? I don't think that you should have yelled at him. He gave you the best sex in twelve years and you lower the boom on him? What's wrong with this picture? Horny bitch gets satisfied and busts a cap on her new lover! SANDRA The big question is 'why?' Why did you chastise your new boyfriend? And why did you run off? DEE DEE I think Stephanie acted that way because she lost control! (MORE) 30. And we all know, STEPHANIE is not a happy camper when she loses control! GEORGIA Sure... They kissed: She lost control. They got in bed: She lost control. He went down on her: She lost control. You can't have good sex unless you give up control! I would venture a guess that he lost control once when he came. By the way, did he wear protection? If he did, then he had it all planned! If he didn't, he was either swept up in the moment or he wanted to put his 'brand' on you! STEPHANIE My God! He's seventy two! There he was, acting like a college freshman... With a lot of experience! So, what do we do? I'd like to see him again but I think I ran him off. Actually, he stayed and I ran off... Come on! Anybody have any ideas? Surely, our Harlequin expert has a clever idea. DEE DEE My suggestion after thoroughly examining the situation is to ignore the whole sex thing and the bawling out that you gave Bob. I read that in one of my books... I think. STEPHANIE You mean treat the episode as though I have some mental problem and my memory just skips over any 'sex' times? I don't think so... That is so far off the wall! GEORGIA That's where I saw it! It was written on my Facebook Wall! SANDRA You have some of the screwiest Friends on Facebook! DEE DEE (CONT'D) 31. DEE DEE Go ahead, Stephie! Just ignore the best sex you ever had. Just stay out of the bedroom... SANDRA Guess what! I've got the perfect song for you two love birds-- Radiohead's Creep! "She's running out the door." Play it Stephie. FADE OUT. INT. - RUSTIC DEN - MORNING Telephone rings. Jan answers the phone. JAN (O.C.) Hello, Stephanie. This is Jan. Bob isn't here right now. I assume that he is sleeping. STEPHANIE (O.S.) Hello, Jan. I've never talked to a female computer. Is it OK to discuss things with you without Bob? JAN (O.C.) Of course. What is your message? STEPHANIE (O.S.) I was admiring Bob's Facebook postings especially the roses and the iris. If I get out that way, I'd like to drop by. BOB Hi, Stephanie. JAN (O.S.) Stephanie was talking to ME. BOB I'm very sorry Jan. Let me talk to her and then you can talk to Einstein. OK? Stephanie? Sure you can drop by. Better yet, I would like to take you to dinner. Macaroni Grill. (MORE) 32. I'll pick you up at four o'clock. STEPHANIE (O.S .) Whoa! That's too fast. I'm a girl. BOB That's for sure... STEPHANIE It's going to take me some time to get ready. How about we meet at my house - "the compound" - next Monday about five-ish and we'll go from there? BOB That sounds great. I can't wait to see you and the 'Compound'. STEPHANIE My address is in the book under Lakeview. OK? BOB Got it. Thanks for the invite. 'Bye. JAN (O.C.) Said the spider to the fly. Just saying. BOB Jan! Where did you learn that? You are heading for so much trouble! JAN (O.C.) I've been talking to Einstein. I saved his number so we chat about you two. The Compound girls held a meeting to analyze how your last tryst went. Seems as though Stephanie thought you were great but hated to lose control. You scored high marks on sex and cooking. There was mention of not using protection, whatever that is. BOB What big ears you have. JAN (O.C.) I don't have any ears. BOB (CONT'D) 33. FADE OUT. INT. - STEPHANIE'S MOTHER'S KITCHEN - AFTERNOON MARGO, STEPHANIE'S Mother, colors STEPHANIE'S hair. MARGO So, tell me what this fuss is about. Has my little girl found a man? STEPHANIE shakes her head no. MARGO (CONT'D) What's his name? STEPHANIE Bob Taylor. He's seventy two. I sold him some Medicare insurance. ...And we had sex. MARGO And you said "Oh, I just want to be presentable..." and "oh, and by the way, we had sex..." STEPHANIE There's more... After we had sex, I proceeded to read him the riot act. MARGO What, on God's green earth, for? Was he that bad? STEPHANIE He wasn't bad at all. In fact he's the best! Bob said that making love to me was like sucking the chocolate off of chocolate covered cherries... He said that the meaning of life is 'treading water between my orgasms'. He was whispering all these things while sending me over the edge again and again. The girls said that I overreacted because I lost control. 34. MARGO That could be part of it but if you are like me and I think you are, you succumbed to what I call a "Whisperer." I met one about six months before I married your father. He was traveling through Arkansas with a thrashing crew. I went to a Saturday night dance and there he was. He didn't ask me to dance, he just took my hand and we were dancing. My feet didn't touch the ground. He whispered love poems all night. And then he nibbled on my ear lobe and I melted into his arms. I was lost! I would have followed him back to Oklahoma but, my mother came and got me. She said that she had met someone like that when she was growing up. She never forgot. More than likely, you've met up with one too. STEPHANIE What am I going to do? MARGO Trust him. Follow his lead. I don't know. Tell him everything. These are the things that I would do if I ever saw my "Whisperer" again. STEPHANIE Would you like to meet Bob? We could drive up next weekend. MARGO Yes, I would love to meet your 'Bob'. Just let me know... And don't forget to flush good old Tom! FADE OUT. EXT. - FRONT OF UPSCALE RESIDENCE - AFTERNOON Van pulls up in front. ROBERT TAYLOR exits van carrying sack of 4 liquor bottles, mounts steps and rings bell. STEPHANIE opens the door and greets BOB. STEPHANIE Hello, Bob! Please, come in. 35. BOB Hi, Stephanie. Charming house! INT. - SUN ROOM - MOMENTS LATER ROBERT TAYLOR, "Bob" follows STEPHANIE to the bar in the Sun Room. He takes four bottles of liquor from his sack and places them on the bar. STEPHANIE mixes apitcher of margaritas and pours two glasses. BOB Thank you. STEPHANIE moves to leather, overstuffed chair and assumes a Lotus position. She indicates that BOB should sit on a small sofa that is next to her. STEPHANIE I've been reading your Facebook Profile and your comments about Judy. She must have been a terrific companion! You write as though you adored her. BOB She was an angel. Judy wanted everyone to be happy. She taught me to confront bad acting people. STEPHANIE How did you meet? BOB I was working for GE at the time as an Advanced Architect. She was the customer's technical representative when I met her. It was love at first sight! Later I learned that she told her boss that she'd be lucky to get her system installed without sleeping with the developer. At the end of the work day, Judy invited me to have drinks with her boss and her. The dingy bar (Bad Bob's Vapors)... STEPHANIE Oh, I've been there... BOB It had good food, big drinks and a live dance band. So we jitterbugged the night away. 36. STEPHANIE Sounds like fun. I've been a belly dancer! And a CEO. And a salesman. BOB Have you traveled much? STEPHANIE No, except for vacations. How about you? BOB I've been all over. Grew up in South Dakota and Iowa. You grew up in Arkansas? I've been there lots. It's pretty country... Lots better than South Dakota! STEPHANIE When were you in Arkansas? BOB The summers of late fifties and early sixties. I was a cook for a thrashing crew. We'd drag combines from Oklahoma and Texas up to South Dakota. STEPHANIE Did you meet any girls? BOB You're looking sad like someone that is hitting a rough patch and could use an understanding companion. STEPHANIE I realize that you might think that you could help me. Well, it won't work for a couple of reasons: First, our age difference! You're twenty six years older than I am. Second, I know that you would want to change me. Everybody wants to change me and I don't want to change. And third, you want a romantic relationship and I'm not ready for a romantic Off The Wall relationship! BOB stands and approaches STEPHANIE. STEPHANIE stands and pulls back to avoid contact with BOB. She walks to 37. the kitchen, turns toward BOB. STEPHANIE (CONT'D) I'll fix us some supper. Would you make us another drink? BOB adds ice cubes to the pitcher of Margaritas in addition to the tequila and mix. He fills two glasses and delivers one glass to STEPHANIE. STEPHANIE (CONT'D) Thanks. To your health! So, how's your health? You seem to be fit. BOB I had a checkup two weeks ago. Doctor says that I could live to be a hundred. I could use a new heart but, who couldn't? I did have poor eyesight but two years ago, my eyes felt as though they were expanding. And I checked and my eyesight went from 20/200 to 20/20! STEPHANIE That's a phenomenon! BOB And that would be John Travolta. STEPHANIE Tell me about your kids. Are they all smart like their daddy? BOB Yes, they all have high IQ's. They all have kids. They are all competitive and independent. And they are all tall. Are you asking me as a sperm donor candidate? STEPHANIE Is my face red? My mind has been wandering since last week. You didn't wear any protection and I wasn't prepared either. BOB Are you saying that your multiple 'O's coincided with your monthly 'O' time? 38. STEPHANIE Something like that... The date was exactly time for dropping an ova. Makes life interesting, eh? BOB I propose that I prop... STEPHANIE No! I'm not going to marry you! No matter what. BOB The sex was great! Best I've ever had! And you told me that you loved me. STEPHANIE Sure... You made me say that just when I was cumming! BOB OK, let me understand this... You finally met a man that makes you cum and cum and makes you happy. A man that makes your body hum! And makes you see green waterfalls when you cum. STEPHANIE Blue. BOB OK, blue! And you are shutting him down? Why? And don't tell me that I'm too old! STEPHANIE You're old enough to be my father! And you're going to die before me and leave me all alone... except for a baby. Maybe. BOB Smells like dinner is ready. STEPHANIE I'll get it. You can get us refills. BOB Sure thing. 39. STEPHANIE Think of it as a delicious cheese dip. STEPHANIE brings the food and sets it on the end table between them. BOB samples the cheese dip with a chip. BOB Mmm-mmm - so good! STEPHANIE and BOB eat while deep in thought. BOB (CONT'D) I think I understand your qualms about us in a romantic relationship or any co-dependent structure. So what would you say to a non-romantic, convenience oriented one on one. For instance, you and I become partners in a company like a "Facebook Application" company. You would be in charge of administration, release schedules, testing and advertising. I would program and twice a week, Wednesdays and Saturdays we have sex and supper. STEPHANIE You must have been thinking about this a lot! And what happens if we have a baby? BOB That would be fantastic. The baby should be raised in this house and I will babysit Monday through Friday so you can continue to sell stuff. And then when we have two babies, mmm mmm! STEPHANIE Are you sure this arrangement is OK? It seems logical but seems so cut and dried! BOB No strings! No demands! No jealousy! No hurt feelings! By the way, did you know that your eyes go from blue to green when you get sad? 40. STEPHANIE So, what's next? I need more information to set up a corporation. Especially, statement of purpose and goals. Bob shifts his demeanor to seduction. BOB I think you should come out to my house next week and you and Jan and I can complete the LLC papers. Bob kisses Stephanie's ear lobe. STEPHANIE There's something I've got to take care of: That is my mother wants me to clear up my problem with my former boyfriend. BOB And I've got to resolve my squabble with my son, Ashley, or he will bird dog us forever. BOB stands as if to leave. BOB (CONT'D) Thank you for dinner. It was delicious! Now I have a big question for you. This is Monday... Not Wednesday. I would like to spend the whole evening with you but it's your decision. STEPHANIE I say I've been looking forward to a pleasurable evening. We'll discuss Wednesday tomorrow. Stephanie rises and walks toward the hallway and Bob follows. FADE OUT. 41. INT. BEDROOM - CONTINUOUS Bob and Stephanie are in a spoon position in bed. Stephanie smiles in her sleep. Stephanie's eyes pop open and she scowls. She grits her teeth and elbows Bob. BOB Ugh! STEPHANIE Go on! Get out of here! You son of a bitch! Why do you make me feel so good and then trick me into sex? Yes, I know that I was begging for it but you should know by now that I don't mean it! I just wanted a massage... Bob swings his legs out of bed and stands. He looks at Stephanie with a bewildered look. Then he dresses and leaves. Stephanie starts crying. A car is heard leaving. Stephanie reaches for the telephone and dials. STEPHANIE (CONT'D) Mother! What's the matter with me? This time I threw Bob out! Could you come over Saturday night? Please? FADE OUT. INT. - RUSTIC DEN - MORNING Bob is chatting with Jan. BOB Jan. Has Stephanie called since last Monday? It's been a week... JAN (O.C.) No, Big Daddy. BOB Watch it, Jan. JAN (O.C.) Excuse me but I've detected Stephanie's GPS and iPad moving in our direction. They should be here in twenty minutes. 42. BOB Just enough time for cheese omelets and Mimosas. JAN (O.C.) Bob. Stephanie is calling. Good morning, Stephanie. I would let you speak with Bob but he's busy making you breakfast. It looks as if you will be here in about eleven minutes. STEPHANIE (O.C.) Have you been talking with Einstein? Or Gypsy? That's so nerdy! Tell your boss that I am getting ready to file for an LLC. JAN (O.C.) Last January, Bob filed for an LLC but the only owner was himself. STEPHANIE (O.C.) That's great! I'll be there in a minute. JAN (O.C.) Bob says to come right in. He's expecting you. BOB I expected to have to apologize all over the place... I must have missed something. JAN Einstein and I took care of that. I'm very good at apologizing for you. I get a lot of practice. Just saying. Stephanie parks her car and is heard walking on the porch, opening the front door and entering into the hallway. BOB Hello, we're in the kitchen. It's so good to see you. Here's a Mimosa. Cheers. They click glasses. 43. STEPHANIE Cheers back at you. Thank you for the flowers and the fuzzy kitten. JAN (O.C.) It was the least Big Daddy could do given the circumstances. STEPHANIE So you call your boss, "Big Daddy" now? That's clever, Jan! Especially since Bob could be my father... JAN (O.C.) Please explain. STEPHANIE First: Bob is old enough to be my father. Second: He had sex with a girl in Arkansas about the same time that I was conceived. Third: He went by the nick name of "The Handyman". My Mother remembers that plus Bob seduced me with slow hands and low whispers just like my Mother remembers. JAN (O.C.) Did Bob seduce you? STEPHANIE Did he ever! Plus he guaranteed positive results. BOB Come on, girls. I'm out numbered. All that is coincidental! STEPHANIE By the way, Bob. Mother would like to meet you. I thought that we could drive up Sunday. BOB Sure. Maybe we could clear up this "father" business. STEPHANIE May I have some more Mimosa, please? BOB Sure. 44. STEPHANIE I've prepared the LLC papers. They are modifications to your existing filings so as soon as we sign up the new owners and validate the procedures and structure, we're good to go! Who did you see as owners? BOB I had in mind that you and your Compound crew would have major roles. And I was wondering if your mother would like to play a part. You can be the president and I'll be chief technical officer. We'll need an accountant I'm suggesting Sandra, a release manager - how about Georgia, and customer service, that could be Dee Dee and a documentation manager -- Since Margo is our "guardian" she could be our document keeper. STEPHANIE Slow down, I don't take dictation. JAN (O.C.) I've recorded the positions and made the necessary changes to the document. STEPHANIE You are so organized, Jan. Let me fill my glass...Do you need a refill, Bob? And Jan, could you play some music? Something soft and cuddly. BOB Who's seducing whom? Stephanie leads Bob to the master bedroom. The door closes. FADE OUT. 45. INT. - CAR - MORNING. Stephanie is driving. Bob is in passenger side. Both are smiling. STEPHANIE That was good sex, mister. I'm getting to really enjoy your love making. To think that I was going to cross it off my list just three weeks ago. I think I'm falling in love with you. BOB We're getting very good at the sex part. For two first borns, it's difficult to deal with letting go - to give up control to each other. Like the words in Creep - "I don't care if it hurts - I want to have control - I want a perfect body - I want a perfect soul..." Afterwards, I think "how fitting!" STEPHANIE I thought that you were going to say that the song was me: "She's running out the door" BOB Funny. STEPHANIE I want to know how you do what you do. I stopped listening after the first few minutes... BOB Sure. Well, we get relaxed with a couple of drinks. Then I spread some scented oil on your neck. Then the massaging for fifteen minutes which causes your nervous system to generate exotic feelings. STEPHANIE That explanation is so clinical that anybody that follows your technique makes you think you are in love while in fact it's just a bunch of chemical reactions! You're a fraud! (MORE) 46. What's love got to do with it? BOB Love is a mental bonding between two people for the betterment of both so as to provide a basis for procreation. STEPHANIE You're kidding! Stephanie and Bob ride in silence for a minute. BOB So, why does your mother want to check me out? STEPHANIE I think she still has feelings for the guy that knocked her up. If you are the one, she probably has some things to say. And probably lots of questions. If you aren't him, she's going to need some tenderness from you and assurance that you are not going to disappear. That her daughter is going to be OK. BOB Oh, I'll be right here for you and your mother. Did you bring the DNA test kits? STEPHANIE Yes, three kits in the glove compartment plus a double EPT. BOB Twins? STEPHANIE Don't you wish. But, my grandmother was a twin and your mother was a twin. Odds are that I'll have twins. That is if you did the deed. I thought that I'd wait until we figured out what the deal was with you and my mother. BOB OK. My nickname "Handyman" was very common back in the sixties. STEPHANIE (CONT'D) (MORE) 47. Every teenage Casanova used it. There was a song by that name written by Otis Blackwell. He was driving from Nashville to Memphis and was listening to the only station that he could pick up - KOMA, the voice of Oklahoma City. Their gimmick was to play the love tone at midnight and that would mend your broken heart. Anyway Otis cut a record and KOMA played it as advertising. You remember the verse "komma, komma, komma"? STEPHANIE Oh, yeah. "We fix broken hearts"...I remember that. Stephanie and Bob are quiet for a while. STEPHANIE (CONT'D) When did you... BOB Right from the start. Listen, Stephanie, I want you for now and forever. You are my inspiration. Every time I hear Thom Yorke sing "You're just like an angel" I think of you. Just let me love you... FADE OUT. BOB (CONT'D) 48. INT. - FARMHOUSE KITCHEN - MIDDAY Stephanie and Bob have arrived at Margo's kitchen. MARGO Hello, come on in. You must be Bob. I'm Stephanie's mother. Would you like some tea? BOB Thank you, I'd love some. I can see where Stephanie gets her looks. STEPHANIE Mother, I hate to say this but Bob and I may have a problem... A BIG problem. MARGO Bigger than my problem? STEPHANIE If you excuse me for a couple of minutes, I'll go check. Stephanie leaves the kitchen. MARGO So Bob, is this a compatibility problem? Or a moral problem? BOB Both, I guess. Stephanie is checking to see if she's pregnant. Whether or not she's pregnant, I want to marry her but, she wants you to help her decide. Her last liaison was a disaster which is what you foresaw. She's going to do what you say this time. MARGO How do you feel about me interfering? BOB I welcome your input. MARGO You understand that I'm not going to approve you two getting married until I am satisfied that you are not her father. 49. BOB It's highly unlikely but we will wait until the facts of the matter are known. The only conflict in the timing is that if Stephanie is pregnant, she would like to marry before she shows. And it may take DNA tests six weeks or longer. MARGO I'm sure, if this is true love, you can wait. BOB Do you mean that we should wait to have sex? MARGO It's the least you can do, morally. I just don't want my daughter hurt! BOB OK. OK. Bob scrunches down shaking his head. BOB (CONT'D) Well, I'll still be there for Stephanie and the baby. Margo and Bob sip tea and wait for Stephanie to come back. FADE OUT. EXT. -COMPOUND'S DECK- AFTERNOON Sandra, Georgia and Dee Dee are lounging on the deck. DEE DEE So, Stephanie refuses to marry Bob unless he clears up the identity of her father. And Margo says no more sex until Stephie's father is actual, factual not Bob. The DNA tests are going to take four or five weeks. So tell me the story again. 50. SANDRA If it's true, this is what happened: Margo, Stephanie's mother, who has never told a lie, went to a county dance about October 24, 1964 and met a suave teenage male. Margo was a virgin and had intercourse once which resulted in a pregnancy. Margo's mother came to the dance and fetched Margo and took her home before the "Handyman" could tell her his name. The only name that Margo can remember is "Handyman". Margo can remember that he was born in South Dakota and traveled from Oklahoma through Arkansas to Kansas with the thrashing crews in 1964. GEORGIA Not much to go on. DEE DEE I think I remember a story that matches those facts. It was in a Harlequin romance a couple of years ago. Maybe I still have the paperback at home. Anybody want to help look for it? GEORGIA I'll come with you. SANDRA That will take too long. I'm going to find a better way... Sandra reaches for her cell phone and calls Bob. SANDRA (CONT'D) Hi, Jan. May I speak to Bob. This is Sandra, Stephanie's friend. Twenty seconds pass while BOB comes to the phone. SANDRA (CONT'D) Bob. You know all about Facebook. Is there a way to broadcast a message to everyone that signs in? Here's what I'd like to do-- Dee Dee thinks that there is a paperback out there that describes Margo's "adventure" to a tee. (MORE) 51. Maybe the author or friend of the author was the "Handyman". If we could ask everyone to check their libraries, maybe we could find Stephanie's father and you could get married. I know it's a long shot but even if I don't think you deserve Stephie, if she wants you, I'd like to make it possible. (beat) Thanks. FADE OUT. SANDRA (CONT'D) 52. FADE IN: EXT. -COMPOUND'S DECK- AFTERNOON A week later. Stephanie, Sandra, Georgia and Dee Dee are lounging on the deck. SANDRA Any word on the DNA tests? STEPHANIE Sandy, it's only been a week. DEE DEE Georgia and I couldn't find the paperback that I remembered. Oh well, we tried. Tom appears at the top of the stairs. TOM Hello. May I join you? (plaintively) Stephanie? Stephanie looks up at TOM and scowls. STEPHANIE OK. But no arguing! We're chilling out. TOM descends the stairs to the dock. Eases a chair so he can face STEPHANIE. TOM sits and leans forward. TOM Grapevine has it that you are getting married. STEPHANIE That's correct. Do you want your engagement ring back? STEPHANIE takes TOM's ring from her finger. TOM I didn't come for the ring. I just wanted to wish you well. STEPHANIE Thank you. The conversation is emotionally charged and stilted. TOM Who's the lucky man? (MORE) 53. Someone that you work with? STEPHANIE His name is Robert Taylor and you can find out all about him on Facebook. EINSTEIN (O.C.) There are links to Robert Taylor and the wedding plans on STEPHANIE's profile. TOM (Surprised) What was that? Did that come from your iPhone? STEPHANIE Bob is a genius... He added some high tech applications to my phone. TOM What does he do? STEPHANIE He's a programmer. He designs apps. He and I have started a software company. TOM Well good. I guess I'm not needed here. Have a good life, Stephie. Tom rises, climbs the stairs to the house and leaves. SANDRA He sure sounded down. When was the last time you talked to him? STEPHANIE Let's see. Last year at his parents twenty-fifth wedding anniversary. I got on with his parents better than him. He brought a date: a real live Barbie doll. DEE DEE Did you ever get a divorce? STEPHANIE We never got married! We were engaged for-ever... TOM (CONT'D) (MORE) 54. But never set a date, never got married. DEE DEE I'm sorry. I shouldn't be bringing up all the hurts. STEPHANIE Oh, that's OK. I'm over him, well, almost completely. And Bob will treat me right when we're married. DEE DEE What went wrong? STEPHANIE I don't really know for sure. Tom reverted to his insecure self. Stopped talking to me. Stayed in his office more and more. Became the total introvert. My guess is that I was too controlling. And he was very naive when it came to sex. So, when I turned forty, and my sex drive went into high gear, I must have intimidated him. DEE DEE I hear that! My recourse was to read romance novels and dream about unabashed sex! Speaking about sex, where's Bob been? STEPHANIE Mother says we're to lay off the Kama Sutra until the DNA results come back. So, he's taking cold showers and cleaning up the dog pens and his chickens. DEE DEE And you don't feel like jumping in the sack with the baby on it's way. GEORGIA How did your mother take it? STEPHANIE She's ecstatic! She wants to move down here so she can babysit all the time. She calls all the time with suggestions like: you probably should stop smoking... STEPHANIE (CONT'D) (MORE) 55. You probably should stop drinking tequila... And get plenty of sleep! What a mother! SANDRA Not to change the subject but, I filed the LLC papers yesterday so we're in business. I've started setting up the books. Bob suggested that we have a business meeting here tomorrow at ten o'clock. He wants to make sure that we're all in sync. Plus, he wants to present our first application's design. He needs our input. STEPHANIE That's really neat! Did he say anything else? SANDRA Well I gather that he misses you. I told him to take another shower. FADE OUT: STEPHANIE (CONT'D) 56. FADE IN: INT. - SUN ROOM - NEXT MORNING The group of four women plus MARGO are drinking coffee and snacking on donuts while waiting for BOB. A car is heard approaching and stopping in the driveway indicating that BOB has arrived. BOB enters the house. Off The Wall STEPHANIE Good morning, stranger. I need a kiss and a hug. BOB As do I! BOB and STEPHANIE embrace tentatively. BOB (CONT'D) First, I've got good news from Harlequin incorporated: Yesterday, after talking with Sandra I Googled Harlequin for their home office contacts and got a phone number for their V. P. of customer service. Luck was with me and I ended up talking with an empathetic soul that understood what I needed. She did find the title and ISBN of the book Dee Dee remembered but couldn't give me any author phone number or E-mail address. But, she is going to call her and hopefully get her to call me. Did I do good? The group applauds and congratulates BOB. STEPHANIE So what's the application? Is it really nerdy? BOB hands out notes to each of the group. BOB This handout explains our first app: 800-WEDDING which is an online bridal registry interface. There are hundreds of registries out there but the big ones are for one store like Macy's or a single brand. There are some "create your own" which are challenges to build and execute. 57. STEPHANIE So what's ours going to do differently? BOB We're going to be a front end to the existing systems - sort of a one stop shopping. Dee Dee, let's say that your wedding is six weeks away... DEE DEE I like this game... BOB To initiate your very own registry you download the "Wedding" app. You enter the wedding date and the social level. DEE DEE What's that? BOB It's like "how posh" is the shindig going to be: royalty, political, hoity toity, etcetera. It can be an indicator of gift price range. That info gets you your gift list. SANDRA Wow! That sounds neat! And I suppose that you check the gifts that you already have and add items to your lists that you want... BOB Here's the neat part: Generating the guest list... The basic list is from your Facebook friends. You can make changes to your guest list and when you are ready, you can send a message to each of your guests to tell them where to access your registry. GEORGIA I suppose you could use the list to mail the invitations which is a big bugaboo! 58. BOB Good idea! Anyway, the basic system design has been drawn and estimates for design review and programming should be ready by the end of the week. SANDRA What can we do? BOB Here's a list of tasks that need to be completed before we go live. BOB hands out a packet to each of the members in the group. BOB (CONT'D) Look through this and we'll dig into it after lunch. The pizza man should be here any minute. FADE OUT: 59. FADE IN: INT. - FARMHOUSE KITCHEN - AFTERNOON Bob knocks on the kitchen door. Margo checks on the visitor and opens the door to Bob. MARGO Well, hello stranger. And to what do I owe this unexpected pleasure? Bob enters awkwardly. MARGO (CONT'D) Sit. Sit. Do you want some ice tea? BOB Yes, thank you. BOB sits and puts his iPad and a stack of papers on the kitchen table. BOB (CONT'D) I brought copies of the LLC to go over if you have any questions. And I'd like your opinion on the "Wedding application." MARGO pours two glasses of tea and sets them on the table. Then she steps back and looks BOB in the eye with her hands on her hips in a confrontational pose. MARGO Before we talk business, I'd like to talk about the funny business... BOB Well, I don't remember meeting you prior to last week. There's a very, very small chance that we have had sex. I remember several girls from Arkansas but not you. MARGO So, what you're saying is that we still don't know about you and me and what happened forty-some years ago. BOB That's about it. (MORE) 60. Now, I will admit that I had my share of local girls back then but, I swear that I'd remember if you had been one of them. You are one fine woman. MARGO And you are one fine horny toad! And you've got how many kids-- that you know of? BOB Eight at last count. MARGO looks closely at BOB's face. MARGO And get this straight: When I look at you and I look at Stefy, I swear I was looking in a mirror. And you are such a smooth talker. Now, don't get me wrong but, if'n when you bat them hazel eyes at me, I'll just melt like ice cream at a Sunday brunch. BOB reaches out to touch her arm. BOB So, what you're saying is that I'm making time with the wrong woman. MARGO I'm saying that you need a woman that makes you want to mind. Not one that keeps kicking you out of bed! But, don't you dare break my daughter's heart. Just bide your time until we get the DNA test results. If they are negative, then you can move back in with her to keep her pregnant. Otherwise, if DNA says that she's our daughter, you got a lot 'o 'splainin' to do! BOB Meanwhile, the wedding needs to be scheduled, guests invited and the reception planned. Unless that would be very awkward if the groom is determined to be unsuitable. BOB (CONT'D) 61. MARGO I've got an idea: We could make all the wedding arrangements but pretend that I was the bride. That way you'd be off the hook if things didn't work out with Stephanie one way or another. BOB sits with elbows on the table shaking his head. BOB OK by me but, things could get a little sticky. MARGO is very quiet. She looks at BOB, smiles, rises and walks to her bedroom. She looks back at BOB and crooks her finger, signaling for him to follow. BOB follows her into her bedroom. INT. - MARGO'S BEDROOM - CONTINUATION BOB joins MARGO and they embrace. BOB takes the lead into a slow disrobing of MARGO. MARGO pulls the sheet back and crawls onto the bed. BOB disrobes and crawls onto the bed next to MARGO. BOB gently turns MARGO onto her tummy and starts to massage MARGO. MARGO STEPHANIE says that you're the best! And I want you to make me "sticky". AND I'm not going to kick you out of my bed when I'm through with you. BOB speaks in a whisper. BOB You're just like an angel, Your skin makes me cry... You are going to cum torrents of colored champagne - yellow green - and you will sleep drifting in the clouds. FADE OUT. FADE IN. INT. - MARGO'S BEDROOM - NEXT MORNING BOB is asleep on his side. MARGO is wide awake smoking a cigarette. MARGO looks at BOB, smiles, and then contemplates the cigarette. BOB stirs, opens his eyes. 62. BOB (CONT'D) Good morning, MARGO. (beat) I feel so guilty! MARGO continues to smoke. She stubs out her cigarette and turns in bed to face BOB. MARGO First of all, I seduced you. So, don't worry. If you get into trouble with Stephanie, I'll tell her the truth which is that I needed to find out if you were my very own "Handyman". And the answer to the sixty four dollar question is you are NOT my first lover! You are not Stephanie's father! You can marry Stephanie as soon as you want. You have my blessing. No need to wait on the DNA tests. BOB How can you be so sure that I'm not your suitor? MARGO I can remember everything, every move, every word, every feeling that happened back then. BOB Well, if you are absolutely, positively sure. MARGO There is one thing more... Size. You are longer but thinner than my first lover. And that's all I'm going to say... Forever... BOB Thank you. Do you want... MARGO Just get it out of your mind! As good as you were, we will never have sex again. In fact, I am going to forget all about last night. BOB Good luck! I'll never be able to erase it. 63. FADE OUT. 64. FADE IN. INT. - RUSTIC OFFICE - MORNING. BOB is sitting at his desk concentrating on his Wedding application design. BOB (CONT'D) JAN! Are you functioning? JAN (O.C.) Functioning - yes. Talking to you - no! You turned me off while you spent fifteen hours twenty seven minutes and twelve seconds with Stephanie's mother. Why did you do that? I can't perform my duties if you decapitate me. I have feelings. You don't care. You care more about yourself than you do about me. You are more narcissistic than paternal when it comes to caring! BOB I'm really sorry, JAN. I didn't think you cared. JAN (O.C.) That's a crock! You made me. You know you built caring into my psyche. I'm never going to talk to you again. BOB Listen. I need you. I want you. How can I make it up to you? JAN (O.C.) Tell me everything about your liaison with MARGO. Then I'll make a decision on whether to talk to you ever again. BOB Well, MARGO and I talked about the DNA tests, the wedding, and then we had sex. JAN (O.C.) And that took fifteen hours, twenty seven minutes and twelve seconds? 65. BOB I guess I got bored and dozed off. JAN (O.C.) Oh. OK. BOB returns his attention to the application design. He continues to enter code and descriptions for several minutes. JAN (O.C.) (CONT'D) Excuse me, BOB. BOB Yes, Jan? JAN (O.C.) What was decided about the wedding? My latest reference on the subject was that the nuptials were on hold until it was determined that you were not her father. Is that the current status? BOB pushes away from the desk (very deliberately) and addresses the computer generated Jan. BOB MARGO has determined that I was not the male that fathered Stephanie. This conclusion was based on empirical data and not the DNA. MARGO has sanctioned the marriage between Stephanie and myself. The wedding is on. JAN (O.C.) What empirical data? BOB Size, Jan, Size! OK? JAN (O.C.) Should I inform Einstein? BOB Sure, go ahead. (quietly) Nosy bitch. FADE OUT: 66. FADE IN: INT. - COMPOUND SUN ROOM - EVENING STEPHANIE escorts TOM into the sun room. Both are apprehensive and nervous. STEPHANIE How have you been? TOM Confused. You seem to be happy. Sandy says that you're pregnant and you're getting married in a couple of weeks. STEPHANIE Sandy? TOM She called me. I didn't call her. STEPHANIE So what did you want to know? TOM Everything! When I dropped in, you looked so happy... No, the word is contented. Yes, you were enjoying your friends and the house and the lake and... Yourself. I couldn't stop thinking about the look of contentment on your face. I can only assume that it's because of this Yankee, Bob. So what's his secret? What's his magic? STEPHENIE is contemplating whether she should send Tom on his way or confront him with a full disclosure of the foreplay activities. After a half a minute she decides to explain the sex techniques to TOM. She activates her iPad and Einstein to take notes. STEPHANIE TOM, EINSTEIN is taking notes. TOM (incredulously) Sure he is. EINSTEIN (O.C.) I recognize the sarcasm, TOM. 67. TOM Sorry, Mr. iPhone. STEPHANIE turns to the bar and pours two Margaritas. She hands one to TOM. She takes the other and sits in her overstuffed captain's chair. TOM sits on the small couch next to her. STEPHANIE Before we start, I need to know how observant you are. STEPHANIE closes her eyes. STEPHANIE (CONT'D) TOM, what color are my eyes without my contacts? TOM Green STEPHANIE opens her eyes wide and shakes her head no. STEPHANIE They are blue. My contacts are green. Bob noted that my eyes turned from clear blue to green when I felt sad. Bob notices things. He noticed that I played RadioHead's "Creep" a lot. He said that I was the girl in the song that ran away and that he was the weirdo. TOM What does that have to do with foreplay? STEPHANIE Lesson's over! Goodbye! TOM Oh, Stef! I'll be good, I promise. STEPHANIE Another promise? OK. One more time. First you serve one drink and take fifteen minutes to finish it. Then the woman leaves the room to disrobe and put on a dressing gown. You take down the quilt and top sheet from the bed. The woman lies down on her tummy. (MORE) 68. You warm some scented oil in your hands and start massaging the woman slowly concentrating on the neck, upper back and ear lobes. This lasts for fifteen minutes. Talk in low whispers explaining how you feel honestly. These activities cause the woman's body to excrete oxytocin which keys the pleasure feelings. Then you go down on the woman gently and she should experience multiple orgasms. The orgasms trigger a dopamine drip which sets the memory sensors to pleasure. These orgasms are intense... So intense that the eyes experience bright blue or aqua. Finally, there is a passionate kiss to complete the cycle. STEPHANIE leans back in her chair and broadly smiles with her eyes closed as if remembering a recent tryst. TOM Sounds like high-falutin' sex. EINSTEIN (O.C.) Statistically, each session has caused an average of five point six orgasms with Stephanie. She has expressed belief in God with each orgasm. Plus, she has affirmed her acceptance of the marriage vows. That's not high-falutin', that's cause for serious study. STEPHANIE leans forward on her chair to look TOM in the eyes. She is turned on by the conversation but isn't sure of TOM's response. STEPHANIE So, there you have it: Yankee Bob's Magic. You should know that I have not had any sex for the last two weeks. My Mother told us to stop until we got married. STEPHANIE is quietly thinking. Then she stands and extends her hand to TOM and pulls him to his feet. STEPHANIE (CONT'D) 69. STEPHANIE (CONT'D) Bob did say that I should repeat the procedure at least once a week. But, (beat) you are an empty shell of a human being. You have no empathy, no sympathy and definitely no je ne sais quoi! So, it's time to say "Good night" and "Goodbye!" I've spent too many tickets on your roller coaster. STEPHANIE escorts TOM to the front door and closes the door after him. EINSTEIN (O.C.) Stephanie, your mother is calling. I'll connect her. Stephanie addresses her mother on the iPad. STEPHANIE Hello, Mother. I'm so happy that you called. Would it be possible for me to invite Bob over? Just for a little while-- Please? MARGO (O.C.) Your wedding is on! I've scheduled the church for Saturday two weeks from tomorrow. Bob came over and we had a long talk and decided that he is not your father. (beat) Aren't you excited? STEPHANIE Oh, thank you, Mother! MARGO (O.C.) Don't thank me, thank your "Handyman." FADE OUT: 70. FADE IN: INT. - MEMPHIS INTERNATIONAL AIRPORT - MORNING BOB is on his iPad talking to ASHLEY. Passengers are exiting the gate area. BOB recognizes his oldest son and waves. BOB OK, Ashley, I see you now. ASHLEY makes his way to his father. Shakes his hand rather stiffly. He looks around and points to a nearby bar. ASHLEY Let's grab a drink over there. BOB Sure thing, son. The father and son walk toward the bar and seat themselves. ASHLEY First off, Mother sends her congratulations to you and her condolences to your new bride. BOB Huh. How is your mother? Well, I hope. ASHLEY Oh, she's bright eyed and bushy tailed! She's got a new boyfriend. He's not as "young at heart" as you are but he seems to make her happy. I'm sure you are stalking her on Facebook. She's keeping tabs on you... In fact, she spotted your marriage plans early on and let me know. BOB It's good to know that she's OK. ASHLEY So, I need to know about this new company that you started and also if you have a new will. 71. BOB The new company is an LLC and I set it up so that Stephanie assumes my share if I should kick the bucket. The rest is divided among the principals. If you want to join, come on down to Memphis and I'll set you up. ASHLEY I'll think about that. BOB It's going to be big! One section will concentrate on a voice recognition app merged with a "learning" function plus a neural network that will support artificial intelligence. ASHLEY That's too far out! It'll take years to develop something useful. BOB holds his finger to his lips to signal hush. BOB Ashley. I've already done it. BOB places his iPad in front of ASHLEY. BOB (CONT'D) Jan, this is my son. His name is ASHLEY. JAN (O.C.) Hello, ASHLEY. I have your data assimilated in my memory including the recent landing delay of seventeen minutes. ASHLEY Wow, Dad! That's fantastic! BOB That's not all. I've set up all the functions as object oriented blocks so new apps can be constructed as fast as you can dream them up. ASHLEY Sounds like you're set to make another million or two. So what's the state of your will? 72. BOB My lawyer has it ready to be notarized. As soon as Stephanie and I are married, we will sign all the papers. ASHLEY How about a pre-nup? BOB Nope. No pre-nup. She gets half. Sorry. But, there's enough for all you kids... And I've laid it out so you can make money, more money than I ever had... Ashley leans back and looks at his father. ASHLEY So, how's your health? I assume you got a complete physical. Hate to have you kick the bucket on your wedding night. BOB Got the whole cadre of tests done... Even a CAT Scan. Carotid arteries look good. Everything looks good. I could use a brand new heart but Doc says the one I've got should last twenty five or thirty years. Health plan is paid up in advance and I've got a valid prescription for 25 years of Viagra! Bob is all grins while Ashley looks forlorn. ASHLEY Finish your drink, Dad! Let's get this circus over with. ASHLEY and BOB finish their drinks, push their chairs back and walk towards the exit to short term parking. BOB My car's over this way. Do you want to drive? ASHLEY You mean, it doesn't drive itself? BOB Almost. (MORE) 73. I've got the computer chips wired to a transmitter so that my iPad can read out any problems. All I have left is to scan the repair manual into my computer. Then... ASHLEY OK! OK! That's enough! Hand me your keys. BOB Just ask her to unlock the doors. ASHLEY and BOB approach BOB's car. ASHLEY becomes very sarcastic. ASHLEY Oh, wonderful car. Please unlock the doors. And start the engine. And wash the windows. And check the oil and gas. BOB That's enough, son. JAN, unlock the doors. The car doors unlock. ASHLEY and BOB get into the car. ASHLEY So, you named your computer with my mother's name? How weird is that? ASHLEY drives to the toll booth at the parking exit. ASHLEY pays for the short term parking and the gate swings up to allow him to exit. Another car overtakes ASHLEY and crowds him onto the shoulder. ASHLEY honks his horn and accidentally bumps the other car. The damage is noticeable but ASHLEY does not stop but speeds ahead of the damaged car. The "shotgun" passenger in the damaged car reaches under his seat and retrieves a pistol. Road rage ensues and the shooter empties the pistol into the drivers side of Bob's car. The car speeds ahead but falls into the ditch and rolls. The damaged car speeds ahead and is lost in traffic. Sirens are heard and within minutes, several police cars and an ambulance is seen. ASHLEY and BOB are unconscious and are loaded into the same ambulance. The ambulance drives off to the nearest hospital where the two men are placed on hospital gurneys. ASHLEY and BOB are wheeled into the ER. BOB (CONT'D) 74. FADE OUT: FADE IN: INT - ER Waiting Room - AFTERNOON A nurse approaches Stephanie. NURSE May I speak to the relatives of Ashley Taylor and Bob Taylor. STEPHANIE I'm his fiancee. My name is STEPHANIE Lawson. How is he? NURSE Both are in critical state. Very critical state. STEPHANIE Is the groom going to make it? Please say yes. I don't know the Best Man Off The Wall very well. I've only spoken to him about a will. NURSE I'm so sorry but the doctor needs to speak to you about the groom. Please stay right here. The NURSE leaves and the ER doctor returns. He has the clipboard that the nurse had made her notes. DOCTOR Miss Stephanie Lawson? STEPHANIE Yes, I'm Stephanie Lawson. DOCTOR I'm sorry but the groom did not make it. His body is on life support now but the head wounds are not survivable. Do you have any reason to ignore his wishes for organ donation? His heart seems to be in excellent condition and since the close relationship of the two accident victims, it might be an opportune time to do a transplant. Or at least to check the needs of the Best Man. 75. STEPHANIE (Sobbing) Is it possible - to save his semen - for the future? STEPHANIE sees her mother, MARGO, enter the ER Waiting room and runs to her. They hold each other sobbing. MARGO He was such a loving, giving man... Poor baby. Does anyone know what happened? Was it Bob's fault? STEPHANIE No one has told me anything. They just said that both victims were in the ICU and that the groom was not going to survive. It sounds like Ashley might make it and the doctors are evaluating his heart condition with a possible transplant. I asked if they could look into saving Bob's semen for later impregnation. Here comes the doctor in charge. DOCTOR Miss Lawson, I did a quick check on satisfying your request and found that the groom has had a vasectomy for at least six months- the scars show complete healing. STEPHANIE That's impossible! He got me pregnant less than two months ago! DOCTOR Before you get too excited, I'll do a complete check. Be right back in fifteen minutes. Before I go, you should know that the Best Man's heart condition was better than the grooms so in our evaluation, we recommend that there not be a transplant at this time. Both the other physicians evaluated his heart and deemed it healthy without chance of heart attack for many years. MARGO Something is wrong. (MORE) 76. You only had relations with Bob, right? STEPHANIE Right! MARGO I think you should go see the Best Man and ask him what's up. Here comes the doctor. Doctor? DOCTOR Can I help you? MARGO Would you let my daughter visit with the Best Man? I understand that he is back in ICU. He was the last one to see the groom alive and may tell us what happened. DOCTOR The police are questioning him now but they should be done taking notes in a little while. He keeps asking for Stephanie so as soon as the detective is through, you can go in. As to the availability of semen from the groom, there is none. Sorry. Doctor turns and goes through the ER doors. MARGO He has made a mistake. Two weeks ago, that man produced enough semen to get a Harem pregnant. STEPHANIE Mother! You didn't! MARGO Oh, don't worry. I got him drunk and seduced him. He thought that he was making love to you. He kept saying, "Marry me, Stephanie" STEPHANIE How could you? MARGO I was clearing the decks for your marriage. (beat) There, the detective is leaving. MARGO (CONT'D) (MORE) 77. See if you can get back there to see Ashley. Stephanie asks the ICU nurse to see Mr. Taylor and is escorted into the ICU. Instead of Ashley, STEPHANIE sees Bob Taylor. With tears streaming down her cheeks she pushes her way to the hospital bed. BOB What's the matter, Stephie? I'm here - a little banged up but I'm ready to marry you! Don't cry. FADE OUT: MARGO (CONT'D) 78. FADE IN: INT - MARGO'S FARMHOUSE ATTIC - MORNING Twenty five years later. BOB Are you happy, Stephanie? STEPHANIE Exceedingly happy! Are you happy, Bob? BOB Happier than I've ever been - except for the birth of our kids. STEPHANIE That's for sure. What are the odds of having two sets of twins? And I should say, two sets of perfect twins... So smart - they get that from their dad. BOB And don't forget that they are beautiful like their mother. (beat) Since everyone is on their way home and the house is empty, would you like to snuggle the morning away? I promise to clean the attic later. STEPHANIE You are such a romantic! But, there is one thing we must check before we play. I found the key to Mother's strong box. I believe that the original DNA test results are in there. If I'm right, we have a chance to check the validity of our existence. BOB Where's the key? STEPHANIE It's on a chain around my neck. I've been thinking about it for a couple of days. BOB I'll do it. (MORE) 79. Can you slip the chain off without undoing the clasp? STEPHANIE Here you go. BOB opens a wooden box. He lifts the cover and inserts the key into the lock. He turns the key and hears a click. He opens the strongbox door to reveal an envelop marked DNA test results with the date. He offers his hand to STEPHANIE and together they climb down the stairs from the attic to the massive fireplace in the sitting room. STEPHANIE (CONT'D) You hold it and I'll light the match. BOB Somewhere out there, your Mother is smiling - this is what she wanted. STEPHANIE True love. Above the fireplace, there is a painting that resembles the first scene. A private lake with the afternoon sun shining on the upscale residences that line the shore - each with their own dock. Several dinghies attached to their docks bob in the eddies. A SMALL MAN is seated in a dinghy with oars in the water. FADE OUT: Notes 1: Then I will spread some scented oil on your neck from the scapula to your ear lobes. The messaging will last for fifteen minutes which will cause a release of oxytocin which is a hormone that acts like a neuromodulator. Then see the rest of your house? I've been impressed by your faux beams criss crossing the ceiling. Did you... BOB (CONT'D) ...yup, I designed and stained and installed them piece by piece. And the master bedroom has the same design. Come this way.