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How To Get Lots Of Anal Ch. 01

By: kgtony



Over the years I've been with about five or six girls who let me stick my dick up their ass. The first one was named Mary, but that chick must have kept coke bottles up her ass to keep it loose.

I'll talk more about the other ones later, but first want to talk about how I now get my dick up my wife's ass on a pretty consistent basis.

It all started about four years ago.  I'd wake up in the middle of the night to my wife's snoring that sounded like a passing train. Most of the time a simple nudge or "hey baby" would get her to roll over and stop. Now on one particular sound she slept really soundly. I also woke up with a pretty decent boner and wanted a little action. I nudged her a couple of times, but was unable to wake her. 

She usually wears a nightshirt to bed so I started to play with her nipples. My wife has nipples that are in a perpetual state of hardness, so I figured a few good pinches might wake her up. After caressing her breasts and putting a little tweak action on her hard nipples I got an idea. Can a woman get an orgasm while asleep?

My wife was laying on her back and access to her pussy would be quite easy. By the way, she is quite the little hottie. At 5'6" with large B breasts, a small waist and a great booty, she keeps me quite happy. I pulled up her nightshirt and rubbed my fingers across the small mound of hair she had above her pussy.

Unfortunately her legs were squeezed shut. I decided to try a little experiment. Since her snoring was heavy I put pressure on her knees during each snore to spread them apart a little. This was quite successful and only once did she snort out of synch. After I spread her knees about 14 inches or so I went to work on her pussy and clit. She moved a little bit initially when I started tickling her clit, but wasn't all that responsive. I got bored of tickling her clit and then decided to work on her pussy. To my surprise her pussy was very wet.

I first put two fingers deep inside and vigorously worked her g-spot. My wife gets really wet when I play with her there. She got so wet that I decided to put a third finger in. Now normally the pussy is a little too small for the third finger, but with her being asleep she seemed quite relaxed and the third finger went in deep. Now I was starting to have some fun so I slid the three fingers in and out of her. The sloshing sound of my digits going in and out of her pussy gave me a raging boner. I would grab my dick and rub it with her pussy juices and the plunge all three fingers back inside of her.

After about 3-5 minutes of this action, I decided to add number four. Now with all four fingers in her pussy I started to have some fun. I pushed my fingers in deep enough to find her cervix. My wife is one of those girls who cums if her cervix gets bumped enough. There are a couple of positions that I've discovered grind the shit out of her cervix and make her spasm like she's having a seizure.

So while I'm quad fingering her, my thumb rubs up against her little rosebud asshole opening. Her puckered little hole is fucking wet from all her pussy juices so I slide my thumb in very slowly. Keep in mind that I'm keeping close track of her snoring and trying to match my strokes with her snores.

The thumb slides in easily so I abandon my efforts on her pussy and start to work on her ass. After about 3-4 minutes I am able to get three fingers into her ass. Keep in mind that this woman has been telling me for the last few years to stay the hell away from her ass and now I've got three fingers in it. I'm having so much fun that I actually shoot my load on her leg accidentally. I reach down with my hand that is still wet from her pussy and ass juices and jerk the rest of the come from my still rock hard cock.

I lay there for a while and then clean the cum off of her leg with one of my t-shirts and contemplate the possibility of getting my dick in her ass. I first try to climb over on top of her, but then she starts to stir. I then try to get underneath her, but obviously that doesn't work out either and she suddenly wakes scaring the crap out of me. Oblivious to what has happened my wife leans over to kiss me and falls asleep.

I'm awake for the next hour thinking about the possibilities and will be sharing them with you in the next few stories. Trust me, the stories get much racier!! 

How To Get Lots Of Anal Ch. 02



So in the last story I shared with you how I managed to wedge a few fingers up my wife's pussy and ass while she was asleep and snoring deeply. In this version I make my first attempt at actually getting my dick up in that tight little asshole of hers. This story will read more like a lesson in how to perform this act. Turns out that this works so well, I've been able to use it on other women which I'll share with you in later stories.

First off it is very important to make sure your wife is sleeping soundly. If your spouse likes to drink or takes any of the common sedatives that everyone seems to take now, your job is even easier. Most women seem to sleep more soundly when on their sides or stomach. For some reason which I haven't figured out, people wake easier when asleep on their back. If your girl is on her back you should nudge her and get her to roll to her side. I've discovered that this is usually very easy to do. Most women have this natural inclination to be spooned. This is also the best position for going for the ass and feigning ignorance if the girl wakes up.

Secondly you must be patient. Don't rush into it or your going wake up the girl and not have any fun at all, unless of course she is the kind of slut that loves to be woken up with a dick inside one of her holes. I've run across a few of these women as well.

So here is how you begin once you get your girl over on her side facing away from you. 

Angle of entry.

You start off in the spoon position and determine how asleep your partner is by first placing a hand on their ass cheek. Listen closely to their breathing. I typically will make all my moves on the exhale. Any interruption of sleep patterns is typically discernable immediately on the exhaled breath. Try massaging the ass cheek a little bit to determine the level of sleep depth.

VERY IMPORTANT, never ever touch the soles of the feet of the person you are trying to ass fuck. I've discovered that with every woman this a sure fired way to wake them up. Once you have rubbed the ass cheeks a little bit, its time to go for some actual contact on your girl's asshole. What I usually do is go for a little grab for my own nuts or dick and accidentally rub against the ass crack. If this works and your girl is still asleep then go for a direct touch to the asshole with your knuckle of your index finger.

So far so good? Good, let's continue. The next step is to start and get her asshole and your dick lubed up. I've discovered that saliva is the best lubrication because it is removed the easiest and leaves no greasy residue. A little trick I've found is to drink a glass of milk before you go to bed. Milk causes your saliva to be much thicker and works as a great lubricant.

If this is your first attempt I recommend going for a little pussy action first. This is a great way to determine the sleep level of your partner and to get out of a compromising situation by making her think that you were just going for a little midnight pussy romp. I've only known one girl who didn't like to be woken up to a little sex now and then. 

Now its time to change your angle a little bit. A 45 degree angle works best for pussy and ass stimulation at this point. You should keep your groin against her ass, but position your shoulders and head about 2-3 feet further back from hers. Now this is where the whole issue of the soles of the feet come into play again. At this angle you are dangerously close to waking her up if you touch her feet. I've found through patience and practice that you can use your knees to put your girl's knees up and forward so that she is in more of a fetal position. Most women sleep very deeply in this position. What I will typically due is first you my index fingered that is lubed up with spit to play with her asshole at first. It is easier this way as well because you can spread her ass cheeks open with the same hand that you are tickling her puckered asshole with. Remember to keep listening to her breathing. If all goes well, you should slowly insert you finger into her asshole to loosen it up a little. Don't put it in to deep, just an inch or slow. You will use your dick for the actual penetration. Women stay asleep when the soft skin of your dick makes the penetration. They don't seem to sleep as well when a finger is deep in there. The skin on our fingers is probably much rougher.

Since all is going according to plan, its time to try for a little penile penetration up the poop shoot. Get the head of your cock nice and lubed up with spit as well as the thumb of your hand that is going to guide your dick in. Grab your dick and slowly rub it against her asshole. Remember always to listen for breathing. Now take your lubed up thumb and slowly penetrate her ass about 1 inch. We use the thumb just to get her butt hole open enough to take the very tip of your dick. Slide your thumb out and press the tip of your dick against her asshole. I've found that you might have to go back and forth between your thumb and dickhead quite a few times, before her asshole starts to loosen up.

My understanding of the female asshole is that there are two sphincter muscles contained within. The first one we loosen up using our thumb and spit. The second one takes a little more patience. On most girls I've been with the second one is about 1-2 inches inside the asshole opening. I've met a couple of girls where the second sphincter seemed non-existent. These are also the easiest girls to initially ass fuck. I met a porn star once who confirmed this by telling me that the girls in the industry that like to ass-fuck the most don't have the deep second sphincter.

Keep pulling out your dick and lubing it up good to make her asshole real slippery. This will feel much better for you and won't leave her with a sore asshole in the morning.

I recommend that the first time you try this, don't go to deep. Try to fuck just the first few inches of her ass. You need to get her asshole trained before you start putting the whole thing in. Also make sure you have a t-shirt nearby so you can clean her up when you are done or if she starts waking up. The spit is easily removed with a quick swipe of the t-shirt over the butt crack.

My first try:

Physically I'm pretty average on thickness and a little longer than normal. My penis is 7.25 inches in length and fits perfectly between my index finger and thumb when they are closed together. In the past I've put my thumb in my wife's ass quite a few times during doggy style, which she loves quite a bit, so I wasn't quite sure how well this would work now. Well here I am about to try to stick my dick into her ass undetected. I got so excited that as I started to rub her asshole with the head of my dick I exploded. My hot cum shot all over her puckered hole and ass crack. Luckily my t-shirt was close by and I got her cleaned up. The orgasm from just tickling her butt hole was extremely intense. I can't wait till tomorrow night to try again.



How To Get Lots Of Anal Ch. 03



The last few weeks have been great. I've been shooting a big load of cum up my wife's ass pretty much every night now. Even the nights that we've had sex I've still snuck my cock up her ass later in the night and shot another big load inside her sphincter.

Now I'll be the first to admit that I'm a bit of a sex addict. My doctor attributes it to the size of my balls and that I produce a lot more testosterone than normal, which causes me to want to fuck every woman I see. As a result of this "problem" I'm always on the prowl for new girls.

Like most guys I enjoy going to the strip club. I went through the same insanity that most guys do when they think that the girls really like them and want them, when in fact all they want is your money. Well after awhile I started learning the "lingo" and started saying what the strippers wanted to hear. I would talk about my frequent trips to Las Vegas for work and how I had a couple of girls I dated now and then that now worked in Vegas. I would always ask the girls if they had worked in Vegas or some of the other clubs in the area. Strippers are always on the lookout for more money and if they think you have the lowdown on which clubs are the best and how they can make more bank, you are in.

At that point in my life Mr. Z's had been my strip club of choice. The club had been around for awhile and the girls were very low pressure. One night in particular I was there waiting for a friend to show up when I met Zoe. I'm sitting at a small table all by myself when she walked up. I had noticed that she had been stalking me for some time and was trying to figure out if I would be her meal ticket for the night. I have a unique look that most strippers like. At least the kind of strippers I'm interested in. I'm 6'0 tall, very broad shouldered with a shaved head that strippers love to rub. I also typically dress in all black when I go to the clubs and always wear expensive watches that seem to attract strippers like flies.

Zoe came walking over to me with a jiggle and bounce in her step that gave me an instant chubby. This really surprised me, because deep down I despise strippers. Well Zoe sat down next to me and asked my what I was up to. I responded that I was waiting for a friend. She asked me if I wanted some dances while I waited. My first impulse was to say no. Lap dances in California typically suck. The laws in OC pretty much forbid anything of interest happening during the lap dance. I agreed to the lap dance and went to a back booth with her. The lap dance was your typical OC lap dance which is devoid of any interesting contact. (BTW, best club I've ever been in is Gallagher's in Long Island!!!!) Funny thing about the lap dance was that I was actually getting quite aroused even though there was no contact. 

The body on this stripper truly came from a fantasy. Zoe is Italian and has beautiful dark olive skin and jet black hair to match. Possibly the finest ass I have ever seen on a European. There must have been some African in her family tree to give her an ass like that. Moving up her tight slender waist was a pair of very large fake C size breasts. Normally I'm not into fake breasts, but these were very well done. She is about 5'8" tall with nice curvy legs and hips. So while I'm watching this goddess dance in front of me, I'm wondering what I can do to get her into a hotel room, when up walks another stripper and sits down next to me. This particular stripper named "Sexy" had become a bit of a problem for me. She was now the ultimate "cockblock". Don't get me wrong, Sexy is quite attractive, but doesn't put out, which for me is a total waste of my time and money. Sexy sits down next to me and starts giving Zoe an evil stare. Sexy considers me one of her regulars now since I took her out to dinner and drinks one night. The night with Sexy ended up with her blithering stupid drunk so I took her home and dropped her off at the front door. Some women just get ugly when they are too drunk.

I decided to really irritate Sexy, so I had Zoe do a few dances for her. Zoe's body looked so good pressed up against Sexy's that my raging boner started leaking pre-cum. At one point Zoe even rubbed her beautiful ass against Sexy's face, which obviously pissed off Sexy since she stood up and left right away. I thanked Zoe for the dances and gave her an extra $20 for pissing off Sexy.

Zoe then followed me over to my table which surprised me and bought me a drink which surprised me even more. She asked me if I had ever fucked Sexy. I told her that Sexy had started to give me a blow job, but had gagged on me and had to stop because she was feeling sick from all the booze she had drank. Zoe then told me that she loved to give head and swallow, but that her blowjobs weren't free!!

Now and then people will tell me that I'm a little naïve, but the light bulb instantly lit up in my head and alerted me that this beautiful girl was "pay per view". Now I've said before that I despise strippers on a certain level, but I truly love whores. I have great respect for girls that have no problem sharing their beautiful bodies and making the dating process so much easier. Strippers on the other hand are just frustrating as hell and always result in mental masturbation. After a couple more drinks Zoe and I jumped in my car and headed for the beach. So here I am looking forward to a nice quick blowjob at the beach, when Zoe tells me that she is hungry and if we can grab something to eat a Denny's. I'm fine with it so we get there and wait in line. Everybody at the restaurant is checking us out and I'm getting hungry for some food and some sexual companionship. We wolf down some food and continue back down to the beach.

The beach is very cold and windy. We jump up into one of the lifeguard stations and start messing around. Zoe starts off by giving me a couple of deep tongue kisses and then unbuttons my pants. Now this woman gives really good head. She starts off right away almost deep throating me while licking my balls at the same time. Zoe then performs this trick where she squeezes the base of my cock really hard while licking the head of my swollen dick like a lollipop. To this day she won't explain it to me, but it feels like she has two tongues working on me simultaneously.

Unfortunately Zoe was pretty fucked up from all the booze we drank and had to stop giving me head since she was getting really dizzy. I told her it was okay and stood her up. She was leaning against the railing behind her while I started massaging her big tits and sucking on her nipples. I then turned her around so that her ass was facing me and she was leaning against the railing of the lifeguard station looking towards the ocean. I had paid $300 bucks for this whore and was going to get something for my efforts. I pulled her pants down and started rubbing her sexy round ass with my hands. This woman definitely liked her ass cheeks rubbed. She then backed that bubble butt into my cock and started rubbing my dick up and down in her ass crack. Zoe then started moaning and begged me to come on her ass.

I grabbed my dick and started jacking off at the base while the end of my dick was buried in her ass crack. This woman was like a machine. Her ass was bobbing and circling and bouncing in an amazing rhythmic way that I couldn't believe. She started rubbing her tiny little butt hole vigorously against my cockhead. This really got me turned on. I spit on my hand and lubed up my cock really good. Now I'm pretty sure that Zoe was just trying to get me off with her ass crack at that point in time, but I had to have more.

Holding the base of my penis I started to push against her asshole. She was so drunk and was moving her ass so fast I don't think she realized my intentions. All of a sudden the head popped into her tight little asshole followed by another seven inches which I pushed in rapidly. Zoe gasped loudly and said "Oh my god that feels good" which I took as an invitation to continue. I suspect that she had been ass fucked before because she started slamming against me. All of a sudden she reached back her hands trying to push me away and told me that we hadn't agreed to this. I grabbed both of her arms by the wrists and continued my assault on her asshole. This turned her on even more and she moaned and groaned while I pushed my cock deeper and deeper into her tight trophy hole.

I could tell she was near to assgasm, so I let go of her wrists and buried three fingers of one hand in her pussy while I strummed at her clit with the other hand. I've been playing guitar for about ten years now and can strum a clit really hard and fast. Luckily we were the only ones at the beach, because Zoe let out a scream during her orgasm that could be heard for blocks. I also found out at that moment that Zoe was a squirter as she doused my hands and her jeans with her juices.

Zoe then went limp on the railing and shuddered while my dick filled her with shot after shot of hot cum. I don't think I had ever come that much in my life. We then walked back to the car where she promptly passed out in the front seat. Since this had been one of my greatest ass fucks yet, I took her to the local motel and put her in a room with a note and my phone number for when she woke up. 



How To Get Lots Of Anal Ch. 04



Zoe ended up being a lot of fun. She loved how I would take charge and do whatever I liked to her. I'm not the domination type, but I'll tell you right now there is nothing more fun and more of a turn on for most women then a guy who controls the situation and pushes them beyond their normal limits. Many women claim they don't want to be assfucked, but I've discovered that every puckered asshole I've penetrated thanked me afterwards with continued sex and crazy orgasms.

By the end of three weeks I had Zoe calling me almost nightly to come visit her after she was done stripping at Mr. J's. Our arrangement was that I would put her up at the local motel in return for my having my way with her. A win-win situation if you ask me. Our typical "date" would start with me bringing over some form of hard alcohol and getting her totally fucked up. Then Zoe would strip and do some sexy dance numbers for me which usually ended up with her sitting on my face and grinding it till she came. After fucking her in the pussy for awhile I would always roll her over and drive my lubricated dick deep into her ass.

One problem I've discovered with strippers is that if you fuck them to much they start to get emotionally attached to you. Being emotionally attached to a stripper is like having all the girls you have ever broken up with complaining to you all at once. I guess it comes with the territory; any girl that gets into that profession is probably a little fucked up in the head to begin with.

So coincidentally Zoe gets injured on the job at about the same time that I'm getting bored of her. During one of her dance routines she slips and tears a leg muscle. I feel bad for her, but decide it's time to move onto a new girl.

Now it's very important to always tip the cocktail waitresses and bouncers at strip clubs. These are your prime avenues for meeting new girls. The same cocktail waitress that I tipped heavily the night before brings a new girl to my table by the name of Jessica. The cocktail waitress tells Jessica that I'm a really nice guy and that she has heard good things about me from the other girls.

Jessica is definitely unique among women. From a distance she appeared to be about 5'8" and very well proportioned. Standing in front of me I realized that she was probably as tall as I am. I asked her to sit and started the conversation with some small talk. "Slow night, how's it going for you so far?" She responded that it was slower than other clubs that she had worked at. "What made you choose to work at this one?". She stretched forward "Well the last club I was at fired me for being to aggressive with the customers".

This statement perked my ears up. A stripper that was fired, needed money and was a bit raunchy to boot. 

A trick that I have used that works really well with some strippers is to tip them while they hang out with me. This is actually cheaper in the long run and the dances in OC suck anyway. Many strippers will also think you are cool if you tell them that you find that lap dances in OC suck and you would rather just sit and drink/talk. This is also a great lead in to find out if they are willing to do a little work on the side.

So Jessica and I are getting along great and drinking lots of alcohol when she asks me if I like full nude bars. I explain to her that full nude bars aren't as much fun because the dancers typically seem pretty jaded and no alcohol is served there. Jessica agrees with me, but then tells me that she is working tomorrow night at a full nude bar in Anaheim and asks if I'll show up for moral support. I agree and say goodbye for the night.

The next night I show up at Ecstasy and watch her grind out her dances on the stage. A 6'0' tall girl with 4" heels is something to behold totally nude. I throw about $20 worth of one dollar bills at her and she comes over. "I'm glad you made it sweetie" she exclaims and proceeds to perform a little show for me on the dance floor. Jessica then slides her pussy to within inches of my face and starts to play with her pussy lips. She then takes her middle finger and slides it past her nether lips deep into her obviously glistening wet pussy. This blew me away since this kind of show is not allowed in OC. I looked around quickly and could see that no one could see what she was doing at that angle. She caught my gaze and winked devilishly.

After her dance she told me to wait for her and let me know that I would be getting some lap dances from her. The lap dances were just as exciting. This super limber, long legged blond was all over me and grabbed my throbbing hard-on many times. After about five dances she told me to meet her at Denny's when she got off at 1:00 AM. We met at Denny's where I told her that I blown away by how fucking hot she was. She then invited me back to her place to drink some vodka and watch late night TV.

The funny thing is that once we got to her house that's all we did was drink vodka and watch TV. I started to realize that Jessica was a lipstick lesbian and just loved fucking with guys and driving them crazy. I made a couple of attempts at making out with her that resulted in her leaning away. As soon as I attempted to leave, she was all over me giving me lap dances and grinding against me. This was one fucked up girl.

Jessica then tells me that she is tired/drunk and is going to bed, and that I am welcome to stay if I like. I go to use the restroom in a very confused state and very big blue balls. This girl acts like she wants to fuck me, but resists all advances. I want to be aggressive with her, but in this day and age you've got to be careful. You don't want some crazy bitch stripper to claim that you date raped her.

I come out of the bathroom and can't find Jessica in the living room so I search the house. Wouldn't you know it, the girl is passed out in the bedroom in the spoon position. Wicked thoughts instantly come to mind and I lay down behind her and put my arm around her to see if she will awake. Not a peep from her, so I lift the blanket to get a look at her ass. Wearing nothing but a cute little black g-string that shows her shapely ass gets me hard instantly. I'm starting to wonder if I can pull this off and get away with it on a girl that I just me the day before.

Reaching down I start to rub her panties right over the top of her pussy. I forgot to mention that she is completely shaved and has very nice puffy pussy lips. I then slide my hand under her panties and start to rub my palm against her clitoral area while sliding two fingers in between her sweet lips. Jessica starts to breathe heavier which makes me nervous, but I then realize that she is sexually responsive when she sleeps. Probably dreaming that some hot dyke was going down on her.

I then start to feel that her pussy is getting moist from my attentions. Sliding her g-string to the side I scoot closer and start to rub my cock head against her pussy lips. My dick is oozing lots of precum. So much that when I pull my dick away from her the sticky strands stand out. She then unconsciously scoots her pussy back towards me when I pull my dick away. This is all the tempting I need so I lube up my cockhead with some very thick saliva.

Now you might be wondering if a really tall girl has a big pussy. Not in the case of this girl. I had never been with a girl over 5'8" in the past and was wondering if a 6'0" tall girl would have a big pussy. Jessica's pussy was amazingly tight as I slowly slid a few inches of my bulging cock into her. I slowly moved back and forth until our juices made my cock really slick. Slowly my cock made it's way deeper into her. While I pushed into her she moaned quietly and moved her hips which made me think she was awake, but I realized quickly that she was completely out of it thanks to Grey Goose.

The whole time I was stroking her tight little pussy, I was eyeing her puckered little butt hole. It was the smallest opening I had ever seen. If it wasn't for the slightly darker skin around the rim, it might be invisible. Taking my lubed up index finger, I slowly tickled the pink ring. I then gathered my courage and pushed my finger in about an inch. Jessica's puckered little hole which had just been loose all of a sudden put a solid grip on my fingertip. I was sure that she had just woken, but her butt hole soon started to relax again. Every inch I pushed in would cause her little asshole to clinch and then relax.

Pulling out of her sweet pussy was torture, but I really wanted to cum in her asshole. I rubbed my cockhead, which was soaking wet from her cunt against the tiny little butt hole. The hole was just a little bit further opened from my fingering so I was able to aim correctly and start to apply pressure against it.

It took almost five minutes of me being really patient to get the first couple of inches of my rock hard dick in. It was also really hard not to come since her ass muscles kept clinching and unclenching on my swollen head. Deciding not to be to aggressive since her ass was so tight, I just starting fucking her with the first four inches of my cock. Watching that tight little sphincter stretching tightly over my shaft was a sight to see. I made a mental to bring a camera next time.

I pressed in a little bit more and got 5 of my 7.25 inches into her. Jessica then moaned low in her throat and her ass started to slightly shake. Her asshole gripped my cock harder than any fist ever had. All of a sudden my cock started shooting load after load of hot cum inside of her without me even moving. I stifled a groan and just held my cock in place. The tight grip on my dick removed any thought of my pulling out for the moment.

Two minutes after I came, her ass loosened up and I started to pull out. My dick was still rock hard so I decided to try for a second orgasm. I got a little braver this time and started thrusting the entire length into her. Within seconds I came again with my dick totally buried in her tight little ass. Anal orgasms are so much better than vaginal orgasms. The was that little butt hole clinches the base of your cock causes it to swell up and come very intensely. I then cleaned her up and made a mental note to bring more vodka the next night.



How To Get Lots Of Anal Ch. 05



My buddy Rob and I went out to see the King of the Cage fights out at Soboba Casino last month. The fights were great, but the real draw was all the hot women that showed up. The MMA fighting events seem to attract all the right women now days. It also rained the entire time we were there which created a great wet t-shirt environment.

So I'm in the bar at the casino with my buddy Rob between fights and we see a couple of girls sitting down at the bar. One of them glances my way and comes over. "Don't I know you from somewhere" she asks. I tell her I'm not sure. "Sure, I remember you. You compete over at the MMA gym in Irvine" she tells me.

Surprised I don't remember her face and her hot body, I play along and tell her that I definitely remember her. One thing leads to another and she lets Rob and I know that she and a bunch of friends are going to Mexico next weekend and ask if we can chaperone them since we both compete in MMA and I am fluent in Spanish. Never one to pass up an opportunity, I of course agree and make plans to drive down to Mexico with them.

The first girl Danni, is truly a vision from a hot dream. This girl is 5'5" with natural C breasts that ride high on her chest. She is a Portuguese, Native American mix that is truly beautiful. Her body and ass remind me of some of the hot Brazilian girls that I have fucked in the past. A tight little waist and nice round ass perfect her hot little body. The second girl is a little more average. Christina is a redhead, with a sort of pear shaped body, but still very pretty face and very cool attitude.

Our original plan was to meet at her house in San Clemente and go down to Puerto Nuevo from there with her and about five other friends of hers. We get to Danni's house and find that only she and Christina are going with us after all. "Not a problem" I say and we all pack into my SUV. Danni and Christina have both dressed very nice for this trip. They are both wearing skirts and very loose fitting shirts that show off their curves nicely. I also discover that both of them are already drunk which is surprising since it is only 10:00 AM. 

After five minutes of driving Danni gets on her cell phone and tells me about this bi-sexual girl that lives in San Diego she is calling. Turns out that Danni and this girl have gone down on each other a few times and Danni wants her to come with us. "The more the merrier" I exclaim as we drive south. We get to San Diego and pick up an equally drunk hot chick by the name of Kelley. Kelley yells shotgun and plops down in the front passenger seat next to me.

I'm pretty sure Kelley has dropped some X, because she starts rubbing my bald head while we are driving and telling me how much she likes shaved heads. Another tip for you readers:  Every woman that I've met who likes shaved heads also likes to be dominated and fucked up the ass.

After about an hour drive and much flirting and chit-chat we end up in Puerto Nuevo at Restaurant #1. R#1 is the best place for lobster/beans/Corona in this city and the line shows it. The current wait was about 1.25 hours, so we all grabbed some beers and stood in line. Kelley kept flirting with me and finally asked me if I could walk her back to my SUV. Turns out she had left her purse in there and needed something out of it. By now I was really sure this chick was high as a kite. We get back to the SUV and she jumps right into the back seat and asks if I can help her look for her purse. 

As soon as I jump in the back with her, she is all over me. Kelley grabs the back of my head and plants a lip lock on me so hard that my lips actually hurt and I can taste a small amount of blood in my mouth. I grab her by the hair and pull her away from me. "Ohhhhhh" she moans as I pull her head away from me. Realizing that this chick likes to be messed with I give her a firm slap across the face.  Kelley's eyes light up as she realizes that I'm more than happy to fulfill her fantasies.

Kelley's hands then dive for my belt and pants which she takes off with remarkable speed. I'm still holding her by the hair so I decide to put her mouth to good use. I'm starting to get a pretty good chubby so I force her mouth around my cock and all the way down to the base. I'm only about half hard at this point so she easily takes my dick all the way into her mouth. Kelley is obviously an expert cocksucker because she starts to caress the underside of my cock with her tongue at the same time applying hoover-like suction.

I then put both of my hands in her hair and held her firmly in place while my dick started to grow from half to full erection. Most women that I've received oral from can usually only get about 4-5 inches of my 7.25 inch dick into their mouths before gagging. By holding Kelley's head firmly against my groin I was now forcing her to accept the full length of my dick as it grew into her throat.

As my dick started to harden, Kelley reached down and undid her pants and started massaging her clit violently. Her free hand grabbed my balls and started squeezing them a little painfully. This aggressive behavior towards my nuts pissed me off so I pushed her face down harder against my crotch.

Kelley started moaning and shaking from all the attention that she was giving her clit. This made my dick even harder. Now at full length and girth it fully filled her throat and blocked her airway. I could tell that she now couldn't breathe but really didn't care since my balls were starting to swell up with that familiar cum build up feeling. Kelley then started struggling, but didn't try to pull her throat and mouth off my dick. She wouldn't have been able to anyway since I wasn't letting go of her head.

She then started shaking violently as her orgasm grabbed her. Kelley's throat started squeezing violently on my cock as she was obviously about to pass out from lack of air. The violent squeezing caused my cock to instantly shoot load after load of hot cum straight down her throat and into her stomach. I then felt her go limp from passing out and I let her fall back onto the rear seat of my SUV. Even passed out, Kelley's body still twitched from the throes of her orgasm. When Kelley regained consciousness, she asked me if her friend Danni had told me that she was a gasper. I asked her what the hell a gasper was and she let me know that she loved to be asphyxiated by a towel around her throat when she was having an orgasm. Turns out that she could have really crazy orgasms that way. I was the first guy who had ever made her orgasm that way by wedging my cock in her throat and cutting off her air supply. Truly crazy shit!!!

I was now getting hungry so I left Kelley in the SUV to clean up and went back to stand in line with Rob, Danni and Christina. Danni and Christina gave me a very sly knowing look which I ignored and made some small chat before we finally got seated. Kelley joined us after about ten minutes and asked if she could sit down next to me. Kelley who had been a bit of a bitch at first had now become completely subservient to me. As I have stated before, I'm not the dominating type, but if a woman wants that dark side of my personality, I'm more than happy to oblige.

Rob seemed to be doing very well with Christina so I decided to devote my attentions to Danni while Kelley sat quietly next to me and ate her lunch. I could tell very quickly that Danni would be a hard nut to crack. I was starting to suspect that she was of the lipstick-lesbian variety that rarely fucked men and preferred to be more of a cock-tease. I was able to confirm this belief much later in the night as I watched Danni go around the bar and flirt/make out with random guys. Each time a guy would start to get aroused and worked up, she would take off for the bathroom and ditch the guy. After about five minutes she would come back from the bathroom wild-eyed from doing coke and jump on another guy.

That was the night I learned about the term "Lip Slut". Lip Sluts are girls that like to fuck with guys, get them all worked up and leave them frustrated. Right then and there I decided that Danni needed a good ass fucking and that her friend Kelley was going to help me. Kelley who had not left my side all night was rubbing my cock and balls through my pants when I asked her to do me a favor. "Anything" she breathed into my ear. "I want you to get Danni drunk and bring her back to my room in about an hour" I said as I gave her a couple of hundred dollars.

About the same time Rob leaned over and let me know that Christina and he were going back to her room, so I took the opportunity to leave Kelley to her task and to get some rest back in my room. About two hours later I heard a loud knock at the door. I answered the door and was surprised to see Kelley and one of the hotel staff holding Danni up. Turns out that Kelley had taken the task I gave her very seriously and got Danni so fucked up that she blacked out. I thanked the hotel staff member and gave him a generous tip as I placed the do not disturb sign on my door.

I went to the bathroom to take a shower and told Kelley to strip Danni and get her pussy nice and wet for me. After a nice hot shower to wake me up I returned to the bedroom to find Danni naked as the day she was born with Kelley's face buried in her pussy in a nice 69 position. Danni was still passed out, but Kelley didn't care as she ground her clit against Danni's open mouth. I pushed Kelley off of Danni and told her to suck my dick while I checked Danni out. Kelley dove on my dick and started slurping away noisily.

Danni was a sight to behold. This woman would have made bank if she were a stripper or porn star. Her body was possibly the most perfect I had ever seen. She also had a totally shaved pussy which looked to be really small. I started to look forward to burying my dick in that pussy. While Kelley sucked my dick I laid down on the bed between Danni's spread thighs and checked out her pussy. I had never seen a pussy in my life that was so tiny. I easily covered it with my mouth and started licking away. Danni's pussy had a sweet taste and was already very wet from the previous attention that Kelley had given her.

As I licked her clit I felt it start to swell. For such a little pussy this woman had a huge clit. Taking my index finger, I slowly inserted it into her pussy. That shit was extremely tight and hot. I tried wedging two fingers in there, but had trouble since there was very little room. I told Kelley to stop sucking my dick and to go back down on Danni. The site of Kelley's ass in the air while going down on Danni was a site to behold. I went to my suitcase and got my camera and started snapping pictures.

Taking pictures really got Kelley worked up. She started plunging three fingers into her cunt while eating out the unconscious Danni. I sipped some Corona and told Kelley to stick two fingers in her own ass. She stared back with a lewd look and drove two of her fingers home deep into her ass. My kind of gal definitely.

I walked over to Kelley and stroked my rigid cock against her pussy lips. I slowly eased my entire dick inside of her with a beer in one hand and my camera in another. Kelley had a pretty decent pussy. Nothing extraordinary, but hey who am I to complain about getting my dick into a nice hot wet pussy.

As I'm taking pictures and fucking Kelley she asks "Can I have some beer?" I give her my bottle and the bitch drains it. She hands me back the empty bottle and returns to eating out Danni with gusto. This kind of pisses me off that she just finished my beer and now I have to pull out and get another. Staring at her upturned ass gives me an idea. While I'm fucking her pussy I start to rub the head of the empty Corona bottle against her ass. This really gets Kelley excited and she starts bucking harder against me.

Kelley then reaches back and spreads both ass cheeks with her hands. This is an invitation if I have ever seen one, so I spit on her asshole and start to lube up the end of the bottle with my saliva. Before I can start to insert the bottle she grabs it from me and sucks the end deep in her mouth like a large penis. This chick is amazing, she takes the whole top of the bottle and manages to stretch her lips to where she almost gets half the bottle in her mouth. Now the end of the bottle is covered with her thick saliva which she then takes and slowly rubs against her sphincter. 

Kelley's asshole opens right up and the top of the bottle slides in easily. This is the perfect Kodak moment so I start taking lots of digital photos. I can't wait to show these to my friends. The image of a hot little blond going down on a sexy brunette while my dick and a Corona bottle are shoved inside of her is truly a memorable vision.

I start fucking her really hard, but remember that Danni is the one who I need to work on. Pulling out of Kelley's hot pussy I tell her to keep the bottle in her ass and sit back on Danni's face towards me. The dumb bitch whacks Danni right in the head with the Corona bottle as she maneuvers herself above her face. "Be careful" I tell her. "Don't worry" she says, "She drank about eight Mojido's". I get pretty fucked up from three of those drinks. I can't imagine what eight would do to someone small like Danni.

Now usually I would start fucking a girl in the ass by laying them down on their stomach or spooning them, but the idea of watching those perfect tits bounce while fucking her in the ass was quite appealing. Kelley was now seated comfortably on Danni's face and was slowly grinding her clit against Danni's lips. I was starting to run low on saliva from all the alcohol dehydration so I decided to use Danni's pussy juices to lube me up. The head of my cock slowly rubbed her outer lips and got nice and moist. Pushing against her lips my cock head searched for her opening but to no avail. This bitch was so tight that I couldn't find the opening without looking. Kelley laughed at my efforts and bent over to help me out. Leaning across Danni's stomach, she grabbed my cock and spit on it. She then spread Danni's pussy lips and forcefully shoved my cock head inside. "Holy shit" I exclaimed. I had never been in a pussy this tight. "You're Danni's first guy in about two years" Kelley told me. "Danni turned lez back then and hasn't had a dick in her since".

"No matter what happens don't get off of her face" I ordered Kelley. I decided that this bitch needed to wake up so I violently shoved my entire dick inside of her. Instantly Danni's started moaning underneath Kelley's grinding pussy. I thrust hard back and forth inside of her until I felt her pussy spasm in orgasm. Danni moaned loudly in obvious pleasure in her semi conscious state. "Put your dick in her ass" commanded Kelley. Being happy to oblige I lifted up Danni's legs and told Kelley to hold Danni's ankles up in the air.

The perfect little rosy pink butt hole greeted me. I swear the thing winked at me as I positioned my now well lubed cock head at its entrance. After about two minutes of steady pressure, I got the head of my dick into her tight little butt hole. Kelley then started moaning loudly as she came on Danni's face. Kelley came so hard that the Corona bottle shot right out of her ass and broke on the floor. She jumped quickly off of Danni and cleaned up the broken glass pieces. This was fine with me, because I was now ready to start fucking Danni's asshole.

Danni stared at me in obvious pleasure, but total confusion. I don't think she had a fucking clue who she was or where she was. All she was conscious of was the huge orgasm she had just had and she was now getting her ass reamed for the first time. Reaching down with my hand I started slowly rubbing her huge clit with my thumb. Her clit quickly grew to be as large as the tip of my thumb. Danni's eyes closed as her back arched which caused her to slide deeper onto my cock which was firmly embedded in her ass. Stroking her clit really got her going and in no time my dick was completely buried in her ass.

Once I had reached full penetration, I kept my dick buried deep and started to work on her pussy with my free hand while my other hand continued to play with her clit. Burying two fingers in her cunt started her first orgasm. After she relaxed from her first orgasm, I started sliding both fingers in and out of her slowly. I could feel the length of my cock inside of her with my fingers that were buried in her cunt. I then changed the angles of my fingers and started raking my fingertips against her g-spot.

Danni basically screamed as her body started to convulse as wave after wave of pleasure overcame her body. The more I rubbed her g-spot the more she came. Danni then came again so hard that she started squirting all over my groin. This extra heat and stimulation made my cock swell to maximum size and I erupted inside of Danni's ass. My cock came so much I could've filled a shot glass. I was now completely worn out and crashed onto the bed next to the two girls and fell fast asleep.

I woke up about 10:00 AM the next morning to a wonderful site. The two girls had brought me breakfast back from the restaurant downstairs and Danni had my cock in her mouth while Kelley held my balls in her hands. I ended up staying the whole week in Mexico instead of just the weekend. :}