You're really gonna let me try this? Well, okay then... Ready? Are you sure? **brief pause** Oh, you're already struggling, and I'm not even pressing down that hard yet. Wanna see if you can take more pressure? **brief pause followed by a giggle** Finding it hard to breathe yet? **giggle** I guess you can't speak when I'm stepping on your throat, huh? Ready for alllll my weight? Sure? **brief pause** Ten... Nine... Eight... Seven... Oh, is this too much? Six... Five... It'll go faster if you stop fighting. Four... Three... Two... One... And three quarters **giggle** One and a half... One and a quarter... One!