record the sound of you popping flip flops against your heel, and say 

"I want your cum thick. No, watery cum isn't hot. I want your cum SUPER thick. Shoot a bowl of grits outta that cockhole. I need oatmeal thickness, it proves you're potent. And I need your balls to be the size of grapefruits, and to hang low as fuck. Big swinging pregnancy nuts. I want your cockhead to look like a big juicy apple, your shaft to look like a baby's arm, but not just any baby. I need it veiny, like if a baby just took steroids. Give me that HGH baby arm. Huge fucking cockhole too. I wanna be able to make out with your peehole like I make out with my boyfriend. And when I get home, I'm gonna kiss him so deeply. Make him taste a real man. When he fucks me I'm gonna be wet for him, but in reality, he's just gonna be swimming in real man nut. Yeah, that's it, shoot those babies all over me, you fucking bull."