(Musing Out Loud) Hey!! So, I notice this booth doesn’t have any people walking by, what gives? The cosplay is just getting really exciting and everyone else is doing booming business, but your booth is all empty and the hut behind you looks locked. (Intrigued) Oh, you’ll tell me if I hang out for a bit? (Small giggle) OK, I need to get off my feet anyway, and to be honest it would be nice to get away from the attention. (Sighs, but happy, just exasperated) You know coming as a female robin this event was a bit of a double-edged sword. Like, I think women should be able to come as male characters if they want, but I think I over-stimulated the nerd center of the guys here. I didn’t realize there had been a female robin (giggles) now, well now the costume makes a lot more sense. When I got the costume I was thinking, why the fuck are the shorts sooo small? I’m essentially walking around in green booty shorts that I have to keep pulling down half an inch to try and cover the bottom of (clears throat) well you know. I bought some leather boots to try and make it a bit more (exaggerated) ‘dark,’ but um…I don’t know they just came out looking like hooker boots. The mask and chest-bit are good though, no cleavage is being pushed or anything, much more “Robin” like. But yeah, anyway, (sighs) a slim female robin that is an Easter Egg to a particular comic who has to keep pulling her shorts down? I have been a little too popular. (Laughs) Yeah, I guess I should have known what I was walking in for. So, what is your booth all about? (Pause) Do I want to hear a joke? (Giggles and has another exasperated sigh, but enjoying conversation) That was (emphasis) reaallllllllly lame. Uh-huh, no it was. You know you are one of like 1,000 ‘Jokers’ here at this convention and you lead with that? Oh my god, since Heath Ledger I feel like we cannot get away from you guys. Oh, did I say ‘we?” Mhmm, yes I came to the convention with my boyfriend-yes (snorts) yes, he came as Batman. Yup, you see our deal now. I am not sure where he got to though. You know for being a ‘Joker’ talking to a ‘Robin’ you are not very evil, not playing your role very well. (Surprised but pleased) Do I like to role-play? Depends on the kind we’re talking about-well actually, (mocking sexy) mayyyybe it doesn’t. But you never answered my question and you’re getting away with a lot of your own. Oh don’t play dumb and innocent, sitting there in your face-paint and gesturing up to the sky- let me make it clear. I’ll even talk slow for you since you seem to be a little slow yourself (clears throat and says slowly): What is your booth about? (Excited) No way-no, no way. Are you joking? (Frustrated) I did not just say that…but…like for real? Oh man! No, sorry I didn’t mean to grab your table but, like that is insane. I didn’t know Robert Downey Jr. and Evans were coming here? I mean, I know tomorrow they’re at a round table, but-this booth isn’t even advertising itself! SHUT UP-no shut up! No (giggles), um… don’t shut up tell me everything. (Hard time containing excitement) Ohhhhhhhh…gawwwwd I want to meet them! Sorry I know I am tapping my boots against the floor but- (whining, mocking) waaaaaaaah! So they are coming here to sign swag and have pictures taken. Ohhhhhh, that is what the hut is for…that way they won’t get mobbed. Oh my fuck. Look, for real, I know this conversation was accidental, but like you have to let me in on this. The lines here get insane and no one really gets much of anything unless-unless they either camp at a booth or have an in. Pllllleeaaaaase let you be my in. (Sweet, little mocking) Ohhh don’t be like that, looking at your hands and trying to look away from me. Are you not supposed to talk about what the booth is? The whole D.C. thing is a nice throwaway to put people off the track. What kind of stuff will you be selling? Do I have a phone? Of course, of course (gushing) here learn in you can show me. Oh, text messages from my boyfriend? (Giggles) Fuck him, we got a fire going on here, he can wait. Type in this link…ok….ok…(frustrated) dam it internet, speed up! (Drooling and desperate for nerd shit) Oh my fuck…signed helmets, movie set gauntlets-I didn’t think they sold this stuff-mint condition shields, no fucking way – Downey’s notes on set? WHAAAAT? (Focused) Ok, look I don’t know your name, you don’t know mine, but this conversation is happening and I am just going to say it. What do you want for this gear? Like, how much to just buy it now? You have it here right? Yeah, no I-I-I, hold on (breathes out) I want it. I want it right now, ok? I usually can’t afford this kind of stuff, but just quote me a price for the gauntlet and the notes. (Whining) Jesus fuccccccccck! Why is everything here always so expensive?! I can’t afford that dude come on, come on bro! There must be something you can do. I am a female Robin for god-sakes can’t that score any points? (Brightens up) Maybe? OK how much of a discount? (Excited) Free! (Claps) Fuck yeah! That is my man, that is the way it should be! Free…if… (Whispers) Free if I suck your dick? (Pause five seconds)(Says slowly) Now…now you are acting like a villain. (Struggles with self making a nervous conflicted noise as she bites her lip) Grrrrr..mhmm……oh gaawwwwwwwwd. Um….I mean….yes I am not…I am not getting up. How can you just ask me that so casually? To suck your dick? (Sighs) How about you just feel my ass in these booty shorts a bit? (Pause three seconds) Hard negotiator hm…..mhm….so I’ll get the movie set gauntlet….god…god dammit…fuck it. (Admitting to self out loud, little quiet) I’ll do it, but where are we going to do this? It can’t be right out in the open like this. In the booth? Yeah…yeah that can work. And give you my phone? What the fuck (slightly louder) why would you need my phone? Oh, oh…no pictures of the booth inside…right…right…well sorry, this is um..not every day for me. (Pause three seconds)(Normal speaking) I don’t know what you were worried about this is a pretty plain room. A desk, some chairs…not even any posters. What was there for me to take ‘super secret’ pictures of? (Giggles) lose the cape? Ok, but a couple of rules #1, no kissing me at all, your make up will make me red-handed, so to speak and #2 I leave the mask on and #3 tell me when you are going to cum. I will swallow for you but I don’t want a total surprise, ok? Ok Great, fuck, alright I guess let’s do this. Let me take off my green cape and um..wow I guess I am going to lay it down on the ground to not bruise my knees. And slide onto the ground…there get those pants down mr., let’s take care of this. Oh you have some rules as well? #1 I have to rub myself through my shorts the entire time? #2 you can be rough if you feel like it? (Pause two seconds)(Wanting it) Fuck yes…ok…let’s do this…slide out your cock as I slide my hand down over these green shorts and slowly expand three fingers over the material. Mhm, and I’m just going to softly put some pressure on it (small moan), yes. I see you’re already a little hard. Why don’t we shut me up with that dick? (Begins sucking)(five seconds) Mhm…yes…mhm….(moans) Jesus…it’s hard as a rock and it’s…it is fucking big….is that why you are so direct? (Struggles) Ah! Mhm, your hand is around the bob in my hair…I see, you want me to stare right up into your eyes as I suck your dick? Ah (winces) that hurts a bit—oh, shit, (breathless) suck half way down and stare at you? O-ok (Sucks 5 seconds)(pops off) T-the fuck? Why is my phone out? You want to take a picture with your dick in my mouth? I-I don’t know…and I didn’t suck halfway down? Fuck I mean-I am not used to a dick this big, it um…it’s taking up my whole mouth. (Struggling with wetness) Fuck these shorts feel amazing…ok, let’s try again. (Sucks 8 seconds, at end of 8 seconds, moans like a whore as she loves it) Mhmmm…that…that felt so good. Oh baby…I can’t believe I a going to say this but can you (little moan and some broken breathing) can you fuck my face a bit? (Sucks ten seconds, increasingly rough and sloppy, increasingly moaning without care as to who could hear)(Gasps) Oh…oh fuck me…I-I’m, I’m so happy I stopped at your table baby. Mhm…yes I do love your dick…fuck…talk dirty to me while I suck your balls and pump you (sucking, kissing)(5 seconds) Yes….yes I like big cock….can I see that picture? Oh I look hot….one more picture? Put your cock next to my face? And push my lips together like a good slut? (pause two seconds)(body alive) I-I’ve never had a man talk to me like this….(pussy tensing) c-can I slide my hand into my shorts, please? Yes? Yes…ok…ok…yes just let me suck it a little, just a few inches, let me bob on it until you make my mouth all spitty and we’ll take the picture after (Sucking four seconds) Mhm…(spits) yes….now…now…take it Ohhhhh….what else? (Desperate) Order me…please…use me. Let’s force that cock as deep as I can take it? Yes…fuck…fuck my face (Sucking five seconds increasingly sloppy) (Deepthroat and gagging six seconds following) Oh (ragged breathing) oh, my god, (coughs) I can’t believe we got that all the way down my throat (coughs). Jesus…you’re making my eyes cry! T-take my hand out of my shorts? Mhm ok…show you that I can fuck myself on your dick with my mouth? (Sucks 15 seconds) Here improvisation is encouraged, be creative with how you would like to add your own twist. (Pops off cock) Mhm…you want me to bend over the desk? Ok…ok, here, let me…can you help me up? There…help me over to the table and…I’ll bend over a bit. Is that good? (Surprised, squeals) Ah!!! (Breathless) Oh fuck, your forearm is on my neck, pushing me down onto the table until my ass is up in the air. You-you can lean off I am-I am ok with it (struggles). Look, look, look, (moans) I know what you want. It’s ok…it’s ok…lean off…I want it…fuck me…stretch me out…just…look I am not on the pill I need you to cum in my mouth like we agreed, ok?? (Pause, heavy breathing, three seconds) I can feel you pulling down those shorts…oh fuck they’re just sticking to me aren’t they? Mhm now my thong-s-sorry my pussy is not shaved I-I didn’t plan on this shit today. You have to grab something? Mhm Ok baby, I’m just going to rub my pussy, slide a finger in. (Masturbate five seconds) Any improvisation is encouraged. Is that rope? What the fuck, where did you get that from? (Laughs) Oh my god this is like almost too meta or something. Am I really about to get tied up, in a Robin costume, and have the Joker fuck me? (Spank) Ah! Fuck….mhm…mhm…I can feel your dick between my ass cheeks and it feels so good I am ashamed to even think about it…look back at you? Yes-another picture. (Heavy breathing three seconds) Ok, yes baby wrap up these hands…tie me up and fuck me. Make me yours. Make me cry from stretching me. I’ll make you feel so good you’ll give me all that swag…I’ll make you cum with this body…oh those ropes are tight…and…and tie them to the table lets. (Squeals) Mhm…you just forcing my boots apart. Do it, I can’t take this anticipation, slide that dick in and-baby…baby slide it all in, just push it into me. (Moans as she guiltily takes his cock, as it gradually pushes into her, spreads her pussy lips and makes her surrender to every inch)(10 seconds) (Broken moans)(wincing)(in a little pain) Oh my god…I am so happy I sat down at your booth. My boyfriend’s cock just isn’t this thick…I just…I didn’t know my body would react so hard to mhmm (spanks) oh fuck…..(pause 3 seconds) Bounce against it and fuck myself? Yes-yes, anything for you, anything. (15 seconds of moans, but also struggling sounds as she hurts herself taking it) Ohhhh you fucker…(pauses two seconds) you are taking pictures of your cock sliding into me…mhm…oh my wetness all over that thick dick…I can feel you tensing…oh my god, and I am close…I am very close, I-I just need you to play with my clit a bit ok? (Getting fucked, slower) Yeah, slow down like that, nice and, deep but slow, slow, and just a little pace around my clit…oh my god you know what you’re doing…yes…I am cheating…I am cheating but…I am loving it…oh my god…I can’t believe this…mhm just stay there stop moving…oh yes baby, fuck me….oh…. (Getting close)(Can’t believe what she is saying) Oh my god, fuck me like a bad little bitch and make me betray my fucking boyfriend… (Ten seconds on her way to an orgasm and then a nice ‘o’). (Breathing weak and shattered) Ok…ok…ok…oh my god we need to finish…I can’t believe I am doing this…finish baby, whatever you need. (He rips her thong off)(Shocked!) Dude! Fuck! Thongs are expensive, I can’t believe you just ripped that! Why did you do that! (Surprised) In my mouth? In my mouth and your want to push my face into the table? What the fu! (Words interrupted as thong is stuffed into her mouth)(Struggling as she is pushed down hard) (thinking in her mind)(make voice whispers and struggles) I can’t say anything…I can only think…I can’t believe he did that…fuck my neck, he is leaning on it…it hurts…but…what is wrong with me…my pussy is so wet… (2 seconds) oh god he is starting to go hard, I-I think he is going to cum inside of me…oh no…no…I should push this thong out of my mouth, I need to tell him-oh fuck his hand is on my mouth (15 seconds) Muffled, straining moans, until he cums in her pussy deeply) Oh Christ…I can feel his cum sliding out of me and, oh dammit…why does it feel so good for my pussy to tense? Fuck he’s out now but he hasn’t taken his hand off my face…mhm his cum is sliding out…god (2 seconds) fuck stop tensing…what is that he is saying? Is he laughing? Oh my god this is getting scary… He is asking if I want to hear a joke now? No-no-no way, fuck I can’t get him off of me! (Angry) The booth never was open! He just sat down! No! NO NO NO! Oh my god my phone, he is-moving to what? The text messages…what does that say? Why is he still laughing? (Reading) “Hey babe, I love you. Guess what? I just met a Joker who told me that booth #66 is going to secretly feature a celebrity appearance and he can get us in! Anyway I told him my girlfriend is a ‘Robin’ and that you were in that area. We can all meet up in 30 ok?” Now he is sliding to the picture of his dick in my mouth…oh no…the one with me smiling… (Scared/Angry) He is not going to untie me is he!? His hand is finally getting off my mouth (Spits out thong angrily) YOU FUCK! YOU FUCK! UNTIE ME!