You are a fairy! Because of this, you are about two inches tall, with functional wings. You are cute and feminine, and you have some kind of visual effect to clearly mark you as magical, like a trail of sparkles or a faint glow. You don't age or have biological requirements, and you're borderline indestructible. These things are mandatory. Your other features come with more wiggle room. Cannibalism is not a thing currently. Please describe your appearance (hair, skin, clothes, magical visual effect, and anything else relevant). You may also choose a magical ability if you like. Please keep it narrow (less "Imma Deeundee wizard I cast spells that do stuff" and more "I make people see stuff that isn't there" or "I can turn stuff into ice cream"). Don't worry about demanding unreasonable power levels or getting wrecked at a later stage because you picked Lesser Summon Bubbles. Because you are a fairy, you live in the forest, which contains the usual dirt, rocks, plants, and animals, as well as isolated rural human settlements, miscellaneous unique magical creatures (a talking raccoon, a frowny faced mushroom, a glowy floating blob, etc), and other fairies. Other fairies are typically too easily distracted to form large groups, so you usually won't find more than ten in one place. The one exception is the fairy capital city, a hollow tree indistinguishable from the others outside, but holding hundreds of fairies in its sparkly, brightly colored halls. The layout isn't particularly stable, and the structure is held together more by the magical runoff of so many fairies in one place than by good design. The Queen lives there; she controls nothing outside the capital and little within it, but she has the best hat. What is the first thing you do? What does an average day look like? What does your longer term list of things to do look like (if you have one, since fairies aren't much for planning)? You are trapped in a clear glass bottle with holes poked in the top. The bottle is on a desk, which has a skullcandle and other wizard mess. Eventually, your captor transfers you to a terrarium, along with Right Elf Lesbian and Left Elf Lesbian, who arrived in their own individual bottles. They're strangers to each other (what one might have seen on the internet is non-canon), and to you. Who becomes the alpha bitch of the terrarium? This is less about Who Would Win and more about your best guess as to how everybody would relate to everybody else. If it affects anything, Left Elf can give her bites a venom of her choice (sedative, magic drugs, rattlesnake venom, booze) by clenching her butt really hard, and Right Elf can smell nearby mental states (both adjusted up and down in power level to match your choice earlier). Who becomes bottom bitch and who becomes... whatever the middle one is called? In the event of a neutral dynamic, Lelf builds a fort out of sticks on day four, gives herself the title of Mayor, exiles Relf to "the Western wasteland," and gives you a knighthood. You are in the forest. Also, cannibalism is a thing. Fairies are physically addicted to fairy meat and experience withdrawals without it, leading to increasing pain, decreasing mental stability, and the de facto side effect of being eaten. Obviously the once lovely, shiny capital is now a huge mess. It remains populated, because fairies spawn quickly and gravitate towards meals, shiny things, and the possibility of magical equipment, but the Queen is nowhere to be found, and the stains ruin the ambiance. The average fairy can pull limbs off of another, provided she can get her to sit still for the duration. Does this effect your outfit design? What is your strategy for dealing with these new challenges? Who, if anyone, do you associate with, and what is your relationship? What is your favorite finishing move? List runners up if necessary. Possible categories: armed, unarmed, tag team. Are there any activities from before the whole cannibalism thing that you still make time for? Lightning round (all questions disconnected from other questions and possibly contradictory to your answers earlier, deal with this whatever way makes sense): Your crew is in a fight with a second crew. Anyone incapable of fighting at the conclusion will almost certainly be eaten by whatever survivors can hold on to the area. You haven't eaten in two days, and feel funny. There is a pink skinned fairy wearing purple leaves lying on the ground in front of you, because you have pulled her leg off. Blood is blood colored. Do you eat the leg, kill the injured pink fairy, or help your team? You're in what's left of the fairy capital, alone. Unless you are very bad at making decisions, you had a group with you, but they either got eaten or temporarily separated. There is an elaborate chandelier hanging from the high ceiling, decorated with dangling clear crystals, nearly reaching from one end of the narrow cylindrical room to the other. Someone has smashed a wooden box here and scattered the shiny, multicolored rocks inside on the floor. There is a layer of blood over the rocks. The doors are shut. You hear sounds of an object being disturbed in the room to your left. Is your first reaction to worry about getting eaten, or to be glad that lunch has arrived? No second guessing yourself. You stumble on a very pale fairy and a freckly peach one rolling around in a hollowed out log, swearing and punching each other. The freckly one is usually on top, seems to hit much harder, and will likely have some snacks soon if left alone. No one else is nearby, and neither fairy has seen you. Do you reveal yourself, and if so when and how? You are the leader of a crew. Dizzypuff, one of your best underlings (she punches really hard, can vibrate through walls, and has a very nicely designed purple fairyskin leotard that goes nicely with her blue gray skin and dark blue Red Sonja mullet), has attempted to eat you and take your place as leader, and is now face down in the dirt with you standing over her. What do you do next? Lightning round over. Final question: Do you think you could achieve a reasonably stable state where your survival and comfort were mostly guaranteed? If yes, how, and if not, what do you think would cause your downfall?