>Tone: Annoyed, vaguely bitchy. This guy's been teasing you for weeks. He needs to get off his ass, and onto his knees. 

"Hey. I need to talk to you."

[pause, amused] "Wow, are you alright? Did I startle you or something? You JUMPED."

[chuckle] "Whatever. Doesn't really matter. Anyway, do you have a minute? I'd prefer to to talk about this in private. [pause] I'm just going to go close the door. [footsteps, door shuts, sigh] I know you're staring at my ass. [annoyed] I'm not mad. I'm flattered. Look, unless you're INCREDIBLY dense, you'll have noticed that I've been doing the same thing to you. This shit has been going on for weeks. I like watching you squirm when I stretch, and the way you eye my tits when you think I'm not looking, but you've done nothing more than that. It's a little insulting. [angry] Don't sputter a denial, I'll know it's a lie. Admit it. [sigh, wearily] Just do it. It'll be a weight off your chest."

[pause, still annoyed] "At least it's out now. You've been wasting everyone's time for a MONTH with this. I've been beckoning you over, practically holding up a billboard with "come fuck me" written on it, and you haven't done a thing. You're checking me out, and then pretending not to notice me. That strained expression you get when we have to talk is cute, but the novelty's worn off. [pause, amused] You're ordinarily so (stoic/eloquent), but right now you're almost incoherent. Calm the fuck down." 

"Better? Good. [pause] You owe me three weeks wasted time. [pause] Why? Why!? [sigh, annoyed] You've been teasing me with that shy act, and we could have started this long ago. I think you're going to enjoy making it up to me, anyway. [authoritative] Get on your knees. [small pause] No, I don't care that we're in a public place. Anyway, I checked the schedule, no one's going to be using this room for a while... [muttered] probably."

[pleased] "That was all it took? The girl you like getting mad at you? I really should have done this sooner. [pause] Give my shoe a kiss. [giggle] Oh, you definitely like that. Do you have a thing for shoes? Bossy women? Is it just me? Kiss it again. [stifled laugh, amused] Oh no, I'm not laughing AT you. I just think it's funny that it was this easy."

"You need to get to work, so I'm going to take these jeans off. Actually, you do it." [pause] "No, don't stand up. I'll undo my belt, it might get some use soon. That's all the help you're getting, though." 

[pause] "Yes, I know I have nice legs, and these certainly are cute panties. Just get on with it."

"Isn't this what you wanted? Getting to disrobe me? I'm not sure if this is how your fantasies went, but it was time to do this myself. Take off my panties. Slowly, delicately. I don't want you damaging them. [pause] It's not like you don't know how to take your own sweet time." [annoyed sigh] 

"Fucking finally. You'll learn. Gently now, start licking. Explore me. [gasp, annoyed sigh] This isn't working. You're going to strain your neck, and I'm going to fall. [firmly] On your back."

"I do enjoy looking down at you. You seem to like my heel on your neck, don't you? You're -straining-. [pause] Not yet. You have a lot of work to do."

[moan] "You make a good seat. Quick to put that tongue to work, too. [gasp, moan] Keep doing this, and I'll forgive you for keeping me waiting. [more gasps, moan] Just give me a little- more- [gasp, shuddering orgasm]"

"I'm going to undo your pants, and give you a little reward for that. I get the feeling you might want a bit more of a breath, too. [pause] How does it feel? Everything you'd hoped for?" [pause, small laugh] "And more? Good answer." [sucking noises, can go on as long as you like, then 3-5 second pause] "That's enough of that. You've left me frustrated for far too long, it's only fair that I return the favor."

[pause] "Here's my address. You're going to show up at 8, with flowers, and you'll have my panties on. I want you to lie there for a while, just like that, and think about what happened."

[thoughtfully] "Was there anything else? I can't help but think there was... [pause] Right! No. Cumming."