Making Sense Of Elven Maidens (/tg/ smut-off entry)
Tags" Man, Elf, Drinking, 1st time, Vanilla, Magic, Fantasy, Audio Script

<SFX: Tavern sounds>


'Sometimes, the world made more sense seen through the bottom of a glass'? Is that some kind of  human spell?  Because I don't see you making much sense here. <pause> Yep! It's me! Your absolute  favorite elf to be on adventures with! <pause> Oh, come on! You're just saying that. You know you love me! <pause for more denials> You do not hate all elves. What about Yat? The way you and that elf finish each other's sentences makes you sound like brothers sometimes! <pause> I will definitely enjoy a drink. But I don't think it will stop me talking and I want to try this 'seeking sense' magic.  <drinking sounds--big gulp> Now, do I have to narrate my life to make it happen? <pause><Offended> What! I just wanted to be able to see the bottom of the glass, so I drank it. <pause> Too fast for my size! I'm full grown! <pause> You know half your size is full grown for me. And I have all of what you like in all right  places. 

<Tipsy>

<pause> <coquettishly> Glad you noticed. I see you noticing me a lot....watching me. <pause> Oh, it's more than just 'watching out,' and don't think I haven't noticed how you're always right under me when I'm climbing something... <pause> Ooh another one! I promise to take this one a little slower.  <drinking>  Oh, you say all these things about us, but what do you know? <pause as he tells you that he KNOWS elves> "You don't know! You've never....never.... been with an elf, so....how. do. you. know? <pause> We are TOO talking about that! Here, kiss me! <kissing starts slow and gets hotter> Mmmm...you're really good at that! <pause> No..no... that's not the drink talking. I like that you're bigger than I am.  <kissing>  There's one thing we can do together.  <shyly> I bet if we go to your room, we could find others.  <pause> 

<Tipsier>

Whoa! standing up is....I'm fine. Just a little dizzy. Oh, I'm following you..<SFX stairs, creaky wooden door opening and closing. <Giggle> <More kissing> Love your big warm hands on me! Mmmmm... just pull my gown off. <pause> Silly, you really don't know about us do you? I never wear anything underneath, and I'm always this smooth. <moan> Touch me all you want....learn me....teach me. <moan> Any other sex secrets? Well, maybe I can use magic! Oh! You're mouth on my tits! This is wonderful!  <pause>  I'm not sure...but maybe when we...join...that makes some sort of magic that will be better when you...you...do...your thing. <pause as he laughs at your faux pas>  Um...Well....um....I don't know either. Of course I've played with myself and my sisters! I just...haven't..whoa...that is beautiful...so thick and <moan> warm. That's because of me? What should I do with it? <pause> I'll...I'll try. 

Start by kissing? <kissing> <licking> <giggle> I'm glad you are pleased. Is there anything more to drink up here?<pause> Why are you laughing?  See, I knew you had a wine flask! <drink> This is good. I feel like....like I want you. <pause> Well <drink> I couldn't get your whole thing in my mouth, but I'm sure I'll have no problem...um.... you know. Wheee! <happy exclamation and he picks you up and throws you on the bed> <kissing> Oh...I do love feeling you on top of me. There's so much of you....and I want to please all of it. <giggle> Do you think you really can get your mouth on ALL of me? That would be heavenly! <moaning>  Oh! What you do....with your.....mouth.....with your hands.....You can be very rough with me...if you want to be.... Don't worry. I can take it... and if I get hurt...I can use a healing...spell. <pause>  Maybe... it....is....OH...the wine talking....but that <more excited moaning>...that doesn't mean it's  not....telling... the truth...we make sense...Oh...put your...put it inside me!  Please? <groan as he enters you>  Oh! This feels....<loud moan> So good...so...full...<even more excited moaning>  All of you....we are joined...and it' is...sort of....sort of....magical! <improvise to orgasm> <pause for comedown> <laughing> Whoo! <coquettishly> What do you think of elves now? <pause> I should hope so! You know, I don't think that glass showed you anything. We just make sense together.