1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:29,000 Oh. Good evening. Are you from the matchmaking service? I see. Well, come in, I suppose. 2 00:00:29,000 --> 00:00:39,000 This is my... workroom. My dungeon. My... sanctum sanctorum, you could say. 3 00:00:39,000 --> 00:00:45,000 Thank you. I designed it myself, and I'm very fond of the space. 4 00:00:45,000 --> 00:00:50,000 Now, stand up straight and let me have a look at you. 5 00:00:50,000 --> 00:00:55,000 We were matched together for the night, and I want to see what you have going on. 6 00:00:55,000 --> 00:01:00,000 Go on. Turn around. 7 00:01:00,000 --> 00:01:05,000 Not bad. I can work with this. 8 00:01:05,000 --> 00:01:13,000 So, would you like a drink? I only allow clear liquids in here, but I can... 9 00:01:13,000 --> 00:01:20,000 Excuse you? What do you think you're doing? 10 00:01:20,000 --> 00:01:27,000 Did I tell you to sit down? Apologize. Now. 11 00:01:27,000 --> 00:01:30,000 Why? 12 00:01:30,000 --> 00:01:37,000 In polite society, making oneself comfortable in another's home requires an invitation. 13 00:01:37,000 --> 00:01:46,000 My dungeon is no different. You need to show some respect. 14 00:01:46,000 --> 00:01:56,000 Apology accepted. I may be your... date tonight, but I'm still a professional dominant. 15 00:01:56,000 --> 00:02:06,000 And since you're here, I assumed you marked yes to the section about... tough love, right, sweetheart? 16 00:02:06,000 --> 00:02:16,000 You might have noticed that I'm not in a very good mood. While that's not entirely your fault, I'd be more than happy to consensually take it out on you. 17 00:02:16,000 --> 00:02:21,000 I wonder what your preferred flavor of submission is. 18 00:02:21,000 --> 00:02:26,000 Hush. I didn't tell you to speak. 19 00:02:26,000 --> 00:02:35,000 In fact, I don't think you need to use words at all. Men are best seen and not heard, in my opinion. 20 00:02:35,000 --> 00:02:43,000 Do you need a softer hand, sweetheart? 21 00:02:43,000 --> 00:02:50,000 That sad look on your face is... actually quite fetching, you know? 22 00:02:50,000 --> 00:02:57,000 Perhaps I'm being unfair. Relationships are all about compromise, after all. 23 00:02:57,000 --> 00:03:02,000 How about this? I'll take the lead. 24 00:03:02,000 --> 00:03:06,000 You trust that I know what I'm doing, yes? 25 00:03:06,000 --> 00:03:14,000 You can simply nod for yes and shake your head for no. Those will be your methods of communication. 26 00:03:14,000 --> 00:03:19,000 Try it out for me now. Nod up and down. 27 00:03:19,000 --> 00:03:25,000 Good job. This means yes. Shake side to side. 28 00:03:25,000 --> 00:03:30,000 Mm-hmm. And that means no. 29 00:03:30,000 --> 00:03:38,000 You're a quick learner. Especially for a man. 30 00:03:38,000 --> 00:03:43,000 Well, it's Valentine's Day, and this is it. 31 00:03:43,000 --> 00:03:51,000 This is our date. So let's have some fun, shall we? 32 00:03:51,000 --> 00:03:57,000 That was a fast nod. 33 00:03:57,000 --> 00:04:05,000 What do you say to some good old-fashioned degradation and denial, sweetie? 34 00:04:05,000 --> 00:04:09,000 Ooh, another quick yes to that offer. 35 00:04:09,000 --> 00:04:18,000 I knew you had potential, but clearly you're in dire need of some specialized instruction. 36 00:04:18,000 --> 00:04:25,000 Why don't you go ahead and strip for me, and then we can get started? 37 00:04:25,000 --> 00:04:28,000 What's wrong, sweetheart? 38 00:04:28,000 --> 00:04:32,000 You were so enthusiastic a second ago. 39 00:04:32,000 --> 00:04:38,000 Now you're hesitating. Are you scared right now? 40 00:04:38,000 --> 00:04:47,000 If another woman told you to take off your clothes this early on a date, you'd probably be patting yourself on the back with your own boner. 41 00:04:47,000 --> 00:04:53,000 Men are disgusting. 42 00:04:53,000 --> 00:04:58,000 Surprised? 43 00:04:58,000 --> 00:05:03,000 Just because I'm tragically attracted to men doesn't mean I enjoy interacting with them. 44 00:05:03,000 --> 00:05:10,000 Don't worry your pretty little head, though. I'm used to spending my time and effort educating men. 45 00:05:10,000 --> 00:05:15,000 But first, I want you naked. So go ahead. 46 00:05:15,000 --> 00:05:18,000 Strip. 47 00:05:18,000 --> 00:05:23,000 Now. 48 00:05:23,000 --> 00:05:32,000 Very good. I was almost afraid you'd fuck that up somehow. 49 00:05:32,000 --> 00:05:37,000 You see, I understand your perspective. I really do. 50 00:05:37,000 --> 00:05:44,000 Empathizing with a man is tough, but I'm willing to do so for the sake of building a relationship. 51 00:05:44,000 --> 00:05:52,000 However, I have some news you might find surprising with your teeny, underdeveloped man brain. 52 00:05:52,000 --> 00:05:55,000 Ready? 53 00:05:55,000 --> 00:06:02,000 Have you ever thought that maybe, just maybe, you're not the center of the universe? 54 00:06:02,000 --> 00:06:07,000 Neither is your pathetic dick, in case you needed reminding. 55 00:06:07,000 --> 00:06:10,000 I mean, look at it. 56 00:06:10,000 --> 00:06:15,000 Nothing impressive. Pretty run-of-the-mill as far as cocks go. 57 00:06:15,000 --> 00:06:19,000 Oh, the face you just made. 58 00:06:19,000 --> 00:06:24,000 I know you think it's important, but I have no use for that. 59 00:06:24,000 --> 00:06:29,000 Do you know how many dicks I come across on the internet daily? 60 00:06:29,000 --> 00:06:34,000 Why don't you listen carefully while I spell it out for you? 61 00:06:34,000 --> 00:06:39,000 Dick is abundant and of low value. 62 00:06:39,000 --> 00:06:46,000 Your kind crawl out of sewers and basements just to jeer at women. 63 00:06:46,000 --> 00:06:55,000 And then you have the audacity to get mad when we don't play along with your little fantasies on the off-chance one of us actually talks to you. 64 00:06:55,000 --> 00:06:59,000 I think you need to kneel to hear this. 65 00:06:59,000 --> 00:07:05,000 Now, get on your fucking knees. 66 00:07:05,000 --> 00:07:13,000 The roles you cast us in all require a pretty serious suspension of disbelief. 67 00:07:13,000 --> 00:07:17,000 You as the leading man? 68 00:07:17,000 --> 00:07:22,000 Might as well assume Delusions of Grandeur is your cheesy character trait. 69 00:07:22,000 --> 00:07:24,000 Guess what, sugar? 70 00:07:24,000 --> 00:07:34,000 We are not your girl next door, yandere waifu, manic pixie dream girl, or any other romantic interest trope you assign us. 71 00:07:34,000 --> 00:07:38,000 Just look how this date is going. 72 00:07:38,000 --> 00:07:41,000 You have no power here. 73 00:07:41,000 --> 00:07:47,000 And yet, shocker, you're actually getting hard from this. 74 00:07:47,000 --> 00:07:54,000 From me telling you how disgusting men like you are. 75 00:07:54,000 --> 00:07:58,000 Go ahead, touch it if you want. 76 00:07:58,000 --> 00:08:05,000 Since apparently we both enjoy you getting treated like the trash you are, we're gonna have a fantastic time. 77 00:08:05,000 --> 00:08:09,000 But, do not come. 78 00:08:09,000 --> 00:08:11,000 I control that. 79 00:08:11,000 --> 00:08:13,000 I am in charge. 80 00:08:13,000 --> 00:08:15,000 And you? 81 00:08:15,000 --> 00:08:19,000 Men like you are nothing. 82 00:08:19,000 --> 00:08:26,000 Since your putrid cock and creepy brain are in agreement, clearly you love being degraded. 83 00:08:26,000 --> 00:08:29,000 Fine, let's start off with a softball. 84 00:08:29,000 --> 00:08:33,000 You wanna know a secret, sweetie? 85 00:08:33,000 --> 00:08:40,000 Your cock is nothing but a pistol to me. 86 00:08:40,000 --> 00:08:45,000 Is this new information to you? 87 00:08:45,000 --> 00:08:48,000 Fucking clueless. 88 00:08:48,000 --> 00:08:53,000 No, no, that's giving you all too much credit. 89 00:08:53,000 --> 00:08:56,000 It's about motivation. 90 00:08:56,000 --> 00:09:02,000 Men are entirely unmotivated to do anything for anyone other than themselves. 91 00:09:02,000 --> 00:09:06,000 You're nothing but a bunch of selfish tools. 92 00:09:06,000 --> 00:09:10,000 That's why you'll never be able to truly please a woman in bed. 93 00:09:10,000 --> 00:09:13,000 The truth is that you don't try. 94 00:09:13,000 --> 00:09:17,000 Because you don't fucking care. 95 00:09:17,000 --> 00:09:19,000 Well, guess what? 96 00:09:19,000 --> 00:09:21,000 Fuck you. 97 00:09:21,000 --> 00:09:25,000 We don't need you to get off. 98 00:09:25,000 --> 00:09:28,000 You can easily be replaced by sex toys. 99 00:09:28,000 --> 00:09:33,000 Hell, even an array of household items would do in a pinch. 100 00:09:33,000 --> 00:09:38,000 Ugh, look at that useless cock jerking in your greedy hand. 101 00:09:38,000 --> 00:09:41,000 You're loving this. 102 00:09:41,000 --> 00:09:44,000 Shall I list the things that make your dick irrelevant? 103 00:09:44,000 --> 00:09:49,000 Not for me if that's what you wanna hear while you beat your meat, sweetie. 104 00:09:49,000 --> 00:09:51,000 Good job. 105 00:09:51,000 --> 00:09:54,000 Okay, how about... 106 00:09:54,000 --> 00:09:56,000 Easy one. 107 00:09:56,000 --> 00:09:58,000 A hairbrush. 108 00:09:58,000 --> 00:10:02,000 Good stuff. 109 00:10:02,000 --> 00:10:06,000 I wonder how many girls have stared at the ridged rubber handle. 110 00:10:06,000 --> 00:10:09,000 Wondering what it'd feel like inside. 111 00:10:09,000 --> 00:10:16,000 Definitely more than a fantasized about your revolting cock. 112 00:10:16,000 --> 00:10:19,000 Ooh, next up. 113 00:10:19,000 --> 00:10:22,000 Electric toothbrush. 114 00:10:22,000 --> 00:10:26,000 Your dick is a monotasker. 115 00:10:26,000 --> 00:10:28,000 Not special at all. 116 00:10:28,000 --> 00:10:30,000 But an electric toothbrush? 117 00:10:30,000 --> 00:10:33,000 Ooh, what an investment. 118 00:10:33,000 --> 00:10:37,000 Fresh breath, clean teeth, decreased chance of heart disease. 119 00:10:37,000 --> 00:10:42,000 Not to mention, increased chances of orgasm. 120 00:10:42,000 --> 00:10:48,000 There's a reason little vibrating wands are so popular in solo porn. 121 00:10:48,000 --> 00:10:56,000 It's super cute to watch an innocent girl explore her sensuality with something so simple and unobtrusive. 122 00:10:56,000 --> 00:10:58,000 Unlike your dick. 123 00:10:58,000 --> 00:11:04,000 Which is certainly an imposition, to say the least. 124 00:11:04,000 --> 00:11:07,000 Mmm, what next? 125 00:11:07,000 --> 00:11:08,000 Oh! 126 00:11:08,000 --> 00:11:10,000 I know. 127 00:11:10,000 --> 00:11:12,000 Pillows. 128 00:11:12,000 --> 00:11:14,000 Teddy bears. 129 00:11:14,000 --> 00:11:17,000 Soft things to secretly hump. 130 00:11:17,000 --> 00:11:21,000 Moaning, late at night so you don't get caught. 131 00:11:21,000 --> 00:11:23,000 Silent. 132 00:11:23,000 --> 00:11:24,000 Accepting. 133 00:11:24,000 --> 00:11:27,000 Comforting. 134 00:11:27,000 --> 00:11:30,000 Unlike you. 135 00:11:30,000 --> 00:11:35,000 Of course, women can always just touch themselves. 136 00:11:35,000 --> 00:11:38,000 They know exactly how to do it. 137 00:11:38,000 --> 00:11:40,000 Rhythm. 138 00:11:40,000 --> 00:11:42,000 Pressure. 139 00:11:42,000 --> 00:11:44,000 Speed. 140 00:11:44,000 --> 00:11:46,000 You probably wouldn't understand. 141 00:11:46,000 --> 00:11:52,000 I doubt anyone has ever felt comfortable masturbating naturally in front of you. 142 00:11:52,000 --> 00:11:56,000 It's so vulnerable and intimate. 143 00:11:56,000 --> 00:12:00,000 Nothing like the violation of a man running away at you. 144 00:12:00,000 --> 00:12:03,000 Ugh. 145 00:12:03,000 --> 00:12:07,000 You're getting closer to coming, aren't you? 146 00:12:07,000 --> 00:12:09,000 Pathetic. 147 00:12:09,000 --> 00:12:14,000 I'm literally detailing what makes you so revolting to me. 148 00:12:14,000 --> 00:12:16,000 You're naked. 149 00:12:16,000 --> 00:12:17,000 Kneeling. 150 00:12:17,000 --> 00:12:21,000 Jerking away while I insult you. 151 00:12:21,000 --> 00:12:23,000 Fine. 152 00:12:23,000 --> 00:12:26,000 Let's make this as unpleasant as possible. 153 00:12:26,000 --> 00:12:29,000 We're going to get you... 154 00:12:29,000 --> 00:12:32,000 right there. 155 00:12:32,000 --> 00:12:35,000 Listen carefully. 156 00:12:35,000 --> 00:12:43,000 Do you know how much better nonmen are in bed? 157 00:12:43,000 --> 00:12:50,000 They touch me in ways that make me writhe. 158 00:12:50,000 --> 00:12:57,000 One of the best feelings in the world is shuddering to orgasm. 159 00:12:57,000 --> 00:13:02,000 Under the touch of someone other than a man. 160 00:13:02,000 --> 00:13:10,000 Feeling them explore places inside me that men like you couldn't even find with directions. 161 00:13:10,000 --> 00:13:12,000 Ugh. 162 00:13:12,000 --> 00:13:15,000 Are you almost there yet? 163 00:13:15,000 --> 00:13:18,000 I really should be charging for this. 164 00:13:18,000 --> 00:13:21,000 Jerk faster, sweetie. 165 00:13:21,000 --> 00:13:28,000 I want to masturbate after I kick you out, but that means we have to wrap this up. 166 00:13:28,000 --> 00:13:33,000 I want you to start begging. 167 00:13:33,000 --> 00:13:35,000 Do it. 168 00:13:35,000 --> 00:13:39,000 Beg me to let you come. 169 00:13:39,000 --> 00:13:41,000 Ugh. 170 00:13:41,000 --> 00:13:43,000 Keep going. 171 00:13:43,000 --> 00:13:46,000 Do not orgasm. 172 00:13:46,000 --> 00:13:51,000 Stay right on that edge. 173 00:13:51,000 --> 00:13:53,000 Ugh. 174 00:13:53,000 --> 00:13:58,000 Look at your hips humping the air as if you were actually fucking someone. 175 00:13:58,000 --> 00:14:02,000 Now your cock is starting to twitch. 176 00:14:02,000 --> 00:14:04,000 Your balls jerking up. 177 00:14:04,000 --> 00:14:06,000 Good. 178 00:14:06,000 --> 00:14:09,000 Good. 179 00:14:09,000 --> 00:14:12,000 And stop. 180 00:14:12,000 --> 00:14:15,000 Hahaha. 181 00:14:15,000 --> 00:14:18,000 Oh, poor thing. 182 00:14:18,000 --> 00:14:20,000 Did we just deny you? 183 00:14:20,000 --> 00:14:23,000 We actually ruined your orgasm. 184 00:14:23,000 --> 00:14:28,000 From the way you're shaking, I can't quite tell. 185 00:14:28,000 --> 00:14:30,000 Doesn't matter though. 186 00:14:30,000 --> 00:14:35,000 I consider this date an absolute win either way. 187 00:14:35,000 --> 00:14:38,000 Look at me, sweetie. 188 00:14:38,000 --> 00:14:41,000 Did you have fun? 189 00:14:41,000 --> 00:14:44,000 Shh. 190 00:14:44,000 --> 00:14:46,000 No need to speak. 191 00:14:46,000 --> 00:14:50,000 Just nod or shake your head. 192 00:14:50,000 --> 00:14:54,000 Fantastic. 193 00:14:54,000 --> 00:14:58,000 What a submissive little thing you are. 194 00:14:58,000 --> 00:15:02,000 I'm very pleased with my match. 195 00:15:02,000 --> 00:15:07,000 Would you like me to pat your head, sugar? 196 00:15:07,000 --> 00:15:09,000 There you go. 197 00:15:09,000 --> 00:15:11,000 You did well. 198 00:15:11,000 --> 00:15:16,000 And I learned exactly what I needed to know. 199 00:15:16,000 --> 00:15:21,000 We're supremely compatible, don't you agree? 200 00:15:21,000 --> 00:15:23,000 Perfect. 201 00:15:23,000 --> 00:15:25,000 Go ahead and get dressed. 202 00:15:25,000 --> 00:15:38,000 I'll go get you a glass of water. 203 00:15:38,000 --> 00:15:42,000 Oh, and sweetheart? 204 00:15:42,000 --> 00:15:44,000 Let's do this again soon. 205 00:15:44,000 --> 00:15:47,000 Maybe your place next time? 206 00:15:47,000 --> 00:16:10,000 I'll go get you a glass of water.