This content is an original work of creative fiction owned by me, Hannah Slamma.
It is protected under copyright and Creative Commons.
My work is by adults, for adults, and about adults.
This is a portrayal of fictional fantasy and does not condone or promote harm to others in any way.
Do not host, use, fill, or adapt my work for commercial use.
Do not post or re-host my work or any others without expressed consent of the artist involved.
Enjoy!
I'm running a Super Mario World emulator.
Let's do this.
This used to be my shit.
Hey, seriously, you still play this one much when I have the camera on my fucking butt?
I got a Yoshi. Fuck yeah, baby.
Come here.
I'm gonna raid you, and it's gonna be so weird.
Uh-oh.
Uh-oh.
Oh, there we go.
Oh, fucking, get back here.
No, no.
Make some, make some fucking turtle soup.
Oh my god.
I just tried to shove a shell and a turtle's face in it.
Bit me?
Bitch.
Here we go.
Here we go.
Here we go.
Oh, just what I needed.
Yes, I ruined it.
Suck on this.
Give me that fucking mushroom.
See you, bitch.
Give it to me, baby.
Lucky.
Lucky.
Lucky.
Why the fuck?
Why did you even?
Oh, Yoshi, you stupid bitch.
Come here.
Don't you fucking...
No.
No.
No, Hope Patrol.
You're fucking dumb dinosaur ass back here.
So I'm having a bad time now.
It's like I said.
Got the controls down.
Fuck.
Oh no.
Stupid fucking bomb.
Give me that mushroom.
Oh, hell no.
That's a bitch-made move right there.
Did you just decide you wanted to fuck my day up, or?
Way to go.
So long, King Bowser.
Let's go, little guys.
Come on.
Mom.
Mom.
What?
Mom.
This hand is just all coins.
Okay, I think I'm dying again.
This used to be my shit.
Oh, yeah.
I told you, baby.
Mama mia.
Oh, yeah.
There I go.
This way.
This way.
We did it.
It's done.
Thanks for playing.
Oh, only 10 stars?
Rude.
I'm just bad at the classic, like...
I don't know.
Cringe rage stuff?
Watch me play this video game and rage out.
Ooh, I'm every Twitch streamer ever.