1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:07,000 This content is an original work of creative fiction owned by me, Hannah Slamma. 2 00:00:07,000 --> 00:00:10,000 It is protected under copyright and Creative Commons. 3 00:00:10,000 --> 00:00:14,000 My work is by adults, for adults, and about adults. 4 00:00:14,000 --> 00:00:20,000 This is a portrayal of fictional fantasy and does not condone or promote harm to others in any way. 5 00:00:20,000 --> 00:00:25,000 Do not host, use, fill, or adapt my work for commercial use. 6 00:00:25,000 --> 00:00:31,000 Do not post or re-host my work or any others without expressed consent of the artist involved. 7 00:00:31,000 --> 00:00:32,000 Enjoy! 8 00:00:34,000 --> 00:00:36,000 I'm running a Super Mario World emulator. 9 00:00:36,000 --> 00:00:37,000 Let's do this. 10 00:00:37,000 --> 00:00:39,000 This used to be my shit. 11 00:00:40,000 --> 00:00:43,000 Hey, seriously, you still play this one much when I have the camera on my fucking butt? 12 00:00:44,000 --> 00:00:47,000 I got a Yoshi. Fuck yeah, baby. 13 00:00:47,000 --> 00:00:48,000 Come here. 14 00:00:49,000 --> 00:00:52,000 I'm gonna raid you, and it's gonna be so weird. 15 00:00:53,000 --> 00:00:54,000 Uh-oh. 16 00:00:54,000 --> 00:00:55,000 Uh-oh. 17 00:00:56,000 --> 00:00:57,000 Oh, there we go. 18 00:00:57,000 --> 00:00:58,000 Oh, fucking, get back here. 19 00:00:58,000 --> 00:00:59,000 No, no. 20 00:01:00,000 --> 00:01:02,000 Make some, make some fucking turtle soup. 21 00:01:04,000 --> 00:01:05,000 Oh my god. 22 00:01:08,000 --> 00:01:11,000 I just tried to shove a shell and a turtle's face in it. 23 00:01:11,000 --> 00:01:12,000 Bit me? 24 00:01:13,000 --> 00:01:14,000 Bitch. 25 00:01:14,000 --> 00:01:15,000 Here we go. 26 00:01:17,000 --> 00:01:18,000 Here we go. 27 00:01:19,000 --> 00:01:20,000 Here we go. 28 00:01:20,000 --> 00:01:24,000 Oh, just what I needed. 29 00:01:26,000 --> 00:01:28,000 Yes, I ruined it. 30 00:01:29,000 --> 00:01:30,000 Suck on this. 31 00:01:30,000 --> 00:01:31,000 Give me that fucking mushroom. 32 00:01:31,000 --> 00:01:33,000 See you, bitch. 33 00:01:34,000 --> 00:01:35,000 Give it to me, baby. 34 00:01:35,000 --> 00:01:36,000 Lucky. 35 00:01:37,000 --> 00:01:38,000 Lucky. 36 00:01:38,000 --> 00:01:46,000 Lucky. 37 00:01:51,000 --> 00:01:52,000 Why the fuck? 38 00:01:52,000 --> 00:01:54,000 Why did you even? 39 00:01:55,000 --> 00:01:57,000 Oh, Yoshi, you stupid bitch. 40 00:01:57,000 --> 00:01:58,000 Come here. 41 00:01:59,000 --> 00:02:00,000 Don't you fucking... 42 00:02:00,000 --> 00:02:01,000 No. 43 00:02:01,000 --> 00:02:02,000 No. 44 00:02:03,000 --> 00:02:04,000 No, Hope Patrol. 45 00:02:04,000 --> 00:02:08,000 You're fucking dumb dinosaur ass back here. 46 00:02:08,000 --> 00:02:10,000 So I'm having a bad time now. 47 00:02:11,000 --> 00:02:13,000 It's like I said. 48 00:02:14,000 --> 00:02:15,000 Got the controls down. 49 00:02:15,000 --> 00:02:16,000 Fuck. 50 00:02:16,000 --> 00:02:17,000 Oh no. 51 00:02:18,000 --> 00:02:20,000 Stupid fucking bomb. 52 00:02:20,000 --> 00:02:21,000 Give me that mushroom. 53 00:02:22,000 --> 00:02:23,000 Oh, hell no. 54 00:02:23,000 --> 00:02:25,000 That's a bitch-made move right there. 55 00:02:26,000 --> 00:02:29,000 Did you just decide you wanted to fuck my day up, or? 56 00:02:29,000 --> 00:02:34,000 Way to go. 57 00:02:39,000 --> 00:02:41,000 So long, King Bowser. 58 00:02:43,000 --> 00:02:45,000 Let's go, little guys. 59 00:02:45,000 --> 00:02:50,000 Come on. 60 00:02:50,000 --> 00:02:51,000 Mom. 61 00:02:51,000 --> 00:02:52,000 Mom. 62 00:02:52,000 --> 00:02:53,000 What? 63 00:02:55,000 --> 00:02:56,000 Mom. 64 00:02:56,000 --> 00:02:58,000 This hand is just all coins. 65 00:03:03,000 --> 00:03:05,000 Okay, I think I'm dying again. 66 00:03:08,000 --> 00:03:10,000 This used to be my shit. 67 00:03:11,000 --> 00:03:12,000 Oh, yeah. 68 00:03:12,000 --> 00:03:13,000 I told you, baby. 69 00:03:13,000 --> 00:03:14,000 Mama mia. 70 00:03:16,000 --> 00:03:17,000 Oh, yeah. 71 00:03:18,000 --> 00:03:19,000 There I go. 72 00:03:20,000 --> 00:03:21,000 This way. 73 00:03:21,000 --> 00:03:24,000 This way. 74 00:03:41,000 --> 00:03:42,000 We did it. 75 00:03:44,000 --> 00:03:45,000 It's done. 76 00:03:45,000 --> 00:03:52,000 Thanks for playing. 77 00:03:54,000 --> 00:03:55,000 Oh, only 10 stars? 78 00:03:55,000 --> 00:03:56,000 Rude. 79 00:03:58,000 --> 00:04:00,000 I'm just bad at the classic, like... 80 00:04:02,000 --> 00:04:03,000 I don't know. 81 00:04:03,000 --> 00:04:04,000 Cringe rage stuff? 82 00:04:07,000 --> 00:04:10,000 Watch me play this video game and rage out. 83 00:04:10,000 --> 00:04:14,000 Ooh, I'm every Twitch streamer ever.