Oh, you like that idea, do you?
You want me to be your mommy.
Well, you're going to get your wish.
I'm going to be your mommy tonight.
We're going to do some role playing.
I'm going to be the mommy, and you're going to be the tiny little baby.
Shhh.
It's okay.
No one needs to know.
The girls at the office don't need to know.
Wifey doesn't need to know.
It'll be our little secret.