Hello, I knew you were coming back. How? Well, you know being a dungeon master comes with some special powers, don't you? No, actually I noticed you forgot your bag of dice. Here. Are you busy now? No, it's just that I have a surprise for you. I was going to tell you that before, but everyone left so quickly and I was a little... nevermind. Are you coming in? Great! Follow my lead, adventurer. It is cool to hang out with you, you know? Without having anyone else around. I mean, of course I like hanging out with them, but it's nice to have only the two of us for once and... this is only getting worse, isn't it? No nothing wrong, I'm fine. So did you like today's session? Dude, I still can't believe you enlarged yourself and tried to suplex a freaking dragon. And you got a natural 20? Why do you always defeat my scariest bosses in a ridiculous way? Genius strategy, yeah, that shit had like 90% chance of going wrong. And you are a lucky bastard, that's what you are. Anyways, I'm glad you had fun too. With how stressful work is getting, it is nice to have a way to escape to another world every once in a while. What's the surprise? Oh yeah, that. All silly me forgetting about the reason she brought you here. You were my most dedicated player, always helping me with anything you can and making sure everyone is having fun. You also bring snacks, which is highly appreciated. And I didn't give you anything on your birthday a couple weeks ago, so I just wanted to do a little thing for you as a way of saying thank you. Kind of like a special solo session. I promise it won't be super long. No, it's not the ND. Let's say something I created for this occasion. Is that ok? Alright, so please get comfy on the couch. And I just need to get my notes here. Do you want something to eat? No? Ok, I think we're ready then. This is a no brand scenario. It is dark night with heavy rain, as you are walking through the streets. You notice you're probably not going to be able to get home safely like this. You need to find a safe place to stay. What are you going to do? It is hard to see, but you eventually recognize a familiar place, the home of an old friend. You couldn't warn her beforehand, but you're pretty sure she's going to be glad to help, considering your situation. As you enter the building, you can finally put your umbrella down. You enter the elevator, and after a short while, you are in front of her door. You knock on it, and she doesn't take long to answer. She's wearing her typical sweater and nerdy glasses, and seems very happy to see you again, readily telling you to come in. You explain the whole situation, and she says you can stay for as long as you want. You two keep talking for a while, reminding yourselves of stories about the good old times. You notice, however, that she seems to be... hiding something. Make a charisma check, please. No, no, no, inside the Pringles can. You know how it works. Interesting. When you mention this, she gets a little embarrassed, and says she has something for you. She takes a folded piece of paper from her pocket, extends her arm, and gives it to you. You open up the paper, and it reads... This is the seventh time I'm trying to write this. Every time I try to write in the normal way, I just stare at the blank paper for hours without doing anything. So I'll try to do it my way this time. You are to me what rage is to a barbarian, or what a sneak attack is to a rogue. Every time I'm near you, I feel like I rode the wild magic table and cast a fireball centered to myself. Your voice sounds like a bardic inspiration for me, and each time you say something nice about me or hug me tight, I just freeze like I've been affected by a whole person. It makes me want to cast Time Stop or Permanence so I can spend forever in that moment with you. Hey, don't interrupt your GM, okay? Let me finish. And you didn't need any enchantment spells to do any of that. You do it just by being you, by this amazing person you are. You didn't have to play a thief to seal my heart. And if I could be your girl, I would be happier than a goblin after setting something on fire. I would never need a ring of warmth or a ring of protection to keep me safe. If I had a lucky blade, I would do all the three wishes asking to be with you, just to be sure that the fate doesn't try anything against us. And I always told you how I would like to be an adventurer in the real world, but then it took an arrow in the heart from you. She closes the paper and starts staring at you. What are you going to do? Kiss her? She's um, she's- Did that just happen? Please tell me. I didn't fade and start hallucinating. Oh my god, this is real. I'm so sorry. My mouth is shaking, actually. My entire body is shaking. Look at my hand. This was the only way I figured out I could manage telling you this without freezing completely, like an idiot. I was expecting you to think I'm a weirdo and say you only like me as a friend or something, but to grab me and- You want me to be more than your friend? Fuck. Can you let me freak out for about five seconds before we keep going? Fine, come here now. Remember that charisma check you wrote? That was definitely a net 20. You don't know how happy I am right now, dude. I was so afraid of being rejected. I like you so much and I want you so much, but also I didn't want things to get weird between us and- I'm probably going to feel extremely stupid now, but I need to know. Are you feeling the same thing for me all this time? Crap. This means if I just had the courage to tell you this three years ago, we could. Why do I need to be like this? No, it's not your fault. Okay, fine. We're both idiots then, deal? Also I don't think crying over spilled milk will help us now. We just need to- We just need to make up for the time. Please tell me I'm not the only one feeling a little warmer after all those kisses. Yeah, you know what I mean. Wanting to do stuff. Alright, come on. I know we're socially awkward nerds, but we're not 15, we're both adults here and there's nothing wrong with wanting to have some fun with the person you like, right? I mean, if you want it to, of course. You do? Huh? I'm glad. Also, that means you can take that cushion off your lap now. Your stout skew's terrible, dude. Oh, well, did you really get like that just for kissing me? I mean, I have messy hair, sweatpants, a sweater, it's not exactly a perfect combo to seduce a man. I'm happy you want me so much, even like that. I think I'll never get tired of kissing you like this, but I have another surprise for you. Just take off your shirt and keep sitting on the couch exactly as you are, then close your eyes. Trust me, you'll like it. Can I be honest with something? I've been thinking and fantasizing about this for so long, and now we're finally here. I don't want to just be the shy nerd, I mean, this is who I am, but when I'm alone with you, I want to be something more. I want to be slutty and sexy for you, and show you how much I want you. Is that fine, baby? Thank you. How does it feel, having me on your lap, straddling you, wearing nothing but white panties? Do you like feeling my naked chest press it against you, my thighs around your waist? I bet you do. And now, what are you going to do? Oh, going straight to grab my butt? I guess I'm not the only one started getting more forward, huh? You can open your eyes now, by the way. So what do you think? Sorry for the lack of modesty, but I think I have a pretty nice ass, and it is yours now. I'm yours, so please, excuse me, I'm your little slut tonight. Oh my god, your mouth feels so good on my tits. Please keep sucking them, yes, feel how hard my nipples are? Keep teasing them with that pretty mouth, like that. Don't mind me, I'm just taking your pants off. Your poor cock is almost bursting out of them, so I think I'll give you a little help. Just keep squeezing my ass and sucking my tits, you're driving me fucking crazy. I think your staff of power here is fully charged because fuck, look at how hard you are. Oh, by the way, just because you're almost fucking here doesn't mean I'm going to stop being weird. I hope you're aware of that. You signed up for the whole package, no returns. Also you're not the only one cutie here, I'm- oh god, your cock rubbing against my cluts feels so good, oh, well, what I was saying, I- yeah, I'm completely soaked at this point. I'm pretty sure you already noticed that, though, but the way I'm greeting you, it's your fault for being so hot, you little lust demon. You know what? I'm sorry. I know I'm not being very ceremonial here, but we have too much pent-up desire to release. Please take your underwear off and let me ride you. I need this, my pussy stripping wet and twitching for you. Whoa, just look at this, it's so hard and veiny and scrubbing for me, fuck it, I definitely failed with my wheelsafe here, I can't hold back anymore, I'll just pull my pants aside and slide you in. Yes. Oh, this feels so fucking good, oh being fueled up by you. Keep grabbing my ass, make me balls on you, oh, this is where I wanted to be this whole time, straddling my best friend with his cock inside me, fuck, I bet this is driving you crazy, isn't it, knowing that your shy nerdy dungeon master is such a little cock slot for you, only for you, baby, oh, please trust your hips against me, I want you to go as deep and broke as you want, please trust your hips against me, I want you to go as deep and broke as you can, I want to be ravaged by this hard delicious cock, oh, oh, I should probably take my glasses before I break them, here, yeah, and I'm almost blind without them, but who cares, I don't need to see anything, I just need to feel you inside my tight, wet sea, can you feel how much I'm twitching and squirming because of you, if you keep going deep inside me like that, oh, I'm not going to last very long, fuck, no, I don't, fuck, no, don't stop, don't go slower, I want to come all over your cock, keep stressing into me, keep grabbing my ass hard and pulling me up and down, yeah, show me how much you want me, hey, are you, oh, rubbing my glitz with your finger, that's not fair, you're cheating, oh, oh, oh, that's it, I can't hold back anymore, please make me come, make me spread my jizzes all over you, please, please, fuck, yes, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, fuck, I never came like this before, but you, you didn't come yet, oh, that was supposed to be about you, huh, I'm gonna have to make you come in my mouth, so, let me kneel in front of you on the couch and suck this incredible cock, I want to taste you and taste myself on you, holy shit, look at how strange I got you, I'm gonna say that our tastes combined make for a pretty delicious treat, especially when I get to taste it on your hard cock, I can put your hand on my hair if you want, I'm pretty sure it can't get messier than it already is, okay, hold my hair and feel me sucking your cock, licking the head and tasting your prick, do you want to come in my mouth, I know how worked up you are from fucking me, you don't need to hold back anymore, just relax and let it go, feel my mouth with your hot milk, I want it, I want it all home, yes, come for me, come in my mouth baby, come for, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, have I really teased you that much, I didn't even know someone could come like this, I'm really glad I took the courage to do what I did, even if it wasn't the weirdest way imaginable, this was amazing and you're an amazing guy, can I lay down on your chest, yes, yes on the couch, or do you want to stand up and carry me to bed, cause there is no fucking way I'm gonna stand up and walk there now, you're training all my constitution, you little monster, also your chest feels so comfy, dude if you keep fucking me like this every night you might even get that holy avenger you want so much, you know, completely by chance of course, I'm kidding, you know I would be caught dead giving advantage to one of my players, even if he's my boyfriend now, well, else not in the game, if you know what I mean, I have to admit that this was the best game night I ever had.