1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:06,800 Hello, I knew you were coming back. 2 00:00:06,800 --> 00:00:07,800 How? 3 00:00:07,800 --> 00:00:14,840 Well, you know being a dungeon master comes with some special powers, don't you? 4 00:00:14,840 --> 00:00:19,560 No, actually I noticed you forgot your bag of dice. 5 00:00:19,560 --> 00:00:20,560 Here. 6 00:00:20,560 --> 00:00:22,960 Are you busy now? 7 00:00:22,960 --> 00:00:28,560 No, it's just that I have a surprise for you. 8 00:00:28,560 --> 00:00:37,000 I was going to tell you that before, but everyone left so quickly and I was a little... nevermind. 9 00:00:37,000 --> 00:00:39,040 Are you coming in? 10 00:00:39,040 --> 00:00:40,040 Great! 11 00:00:40,040 --> 00:00:45,160 Follow my lead, adventurer. 12 00:00:45,160 --> 00:00:47,920 It is cool to hang out with you, you know? 13 00:00:47,920 --> 00:00:50,640 Without having anyone else around. 14 00:00:50,640 --> 00:00:58,720 I mean, of course I like hanging out with them, but it's nice to have only the two of 15 00:00:58,720 --> 00:01:09,680 us for once and... this is only getting worse, isn't it? 16 00:01:09,680 --> 00:01:13,040 No nothing wrong, I'm fine. 17 00:01:13,040 --> 00:01:16,960 So did you like today's session? 18 00:01:16,960 --> 00:01:24,680 Dude, I still can't believe you enlarged yourself and tried to suplex a freaking dragon. 19 00:01:24,680 --> 00:01:26,760 And you got a natural 20? 20 00:01:26,760 --> 00:01:33,320 Why do you always defeat my scariest bosses in a ridiculous way? 21 00:01:33,320 --> 00:01:39,760 Genius strategy, yeah, that shit had like 90% chance of going wrong. 22 00:01:39,760 --> 00:01:43,400 And you are a lucky bastard, that's what you are. 23 00:01:43,400 --> 00:01:48,280 Anyways, I'm glad you had fun too. 24 00:01:48,280 --> 00:01:54,480 With how stressful work is getting, it is nice to have a way to escape to another world 25 00:01:54,480 --> 00:01:58,480 every once in a while. 26 00:01:58,480 --> 00:01:59,480 What's the surprise? 27 00:01:59,480 --> 00:02:02,480 Oh yeah, that. 28 00:02:02,480 --> 00:02:08,360 All silly me forgetting about the reason she brought you here. 29 00:02:08,360 --> 00:02:14,160 You were my most dedicated player, always helping me with anything you can and making 30 00:02:14,160 --> 00:02:17,120 sure everyone is having fun. 31 00:02:17,120 --> 00:02:22,280 You also bring snacks, which is highly appreciated. 32 00:02:22,280 --> 00:02:29,680 And I didn't give you anything on your birthday a couple weeks ago, so I just wanted to do 33 00:02:29,680 --> 00:02:35,560 a little thing for you as a way of saying thank you. 34 00:02:35,560 --> 00:02:40,240 Kind of like a special solo session. 35 00:02:40,240 --> 00:02:43,360 I promise it won't be super long. 36 00:02:43,360 --> 00:02:47,440 No, it's not the ND. 37 00:02:47,440 --> 00:02:54,400 Let's say something I created for this occasion. 38 00:02:54,400 --> 00:02:55,880 Is that ok? 39 00:02:55,880 --> 00:03:01,180 Alright, so please get comfy on the couch. 40 00:03:01,180 --> 00:03:05,540 And I just need to get my notes here. 41 00:03:05,540 --> 00:03:07,760 Do you want something to eat? 42 00:03:07,760 --> 00:03:08,760 No? 43 00:03:08,760 --> 00:03:13,600 Ok, I think we're ready then. 44 00:03:13,600 --> 00:03:18,120 This is a no brand scenario. 45 00:03:18,120 --> 00:03:23,880 It is dark night with heavy rain, as you are walking through the streets. 46 00:03:23,880 --> 00:03:29,180 You notice you're probably not going to be able to get home safely like this. 47 00:03:29,180 --> 00:03:31,560 You need to find a safe place to stay. 48 00:03:31,560 --> 00:03:35,560 What are you going to do? 49 00:03:35,560 --> 00:03:43,360 It is hard to see, but you eventually recognize a familiar place, the home of an old friend. 50 00:03:43,360 --> 00:03:50,000 You couldn't warn her beforehand, but you're pretty sure she's going to be glad to help, 51 00:03:50,000 --> 00:03:53,380 considering your situation. 52 00:03:53,380 --> 00:03:57,880 As you enter the building, you can finally put your umbrella down. 53 00:03:57,880 --> 00:04:04,240 You enter the elevator, and after a short while, you are in front of her door. 54 00:04:04,240 --> 00:04:09,440 You knock on it, and she doesn't take long to answer. 55 00:04:09,440 --> 00:04:18,000 She's wearing her typical sweater and nerdy glasses, and seems very happy to see you again, 56 00:04:18,000 --> 00:04:21,960 readily telling you to come in. 57 00:04:21,960 --> 00:04:28,640 You explain the whole situation, and she says you can stay for as long as you want. 58 00:04:28,640 --> 00:04:35,240 You two keep talking for a while, reminding yourselves of stories about the good old times. 59 00:04:35,240 --> 00:04:42,080 You notice, however, that she seems to be... hiding something. 60 00:04:42,080 --> 00:04:44,080 Make a charisma check, please. 61 00:04:44,080 --> 00:04:46,920 No, no, no, inside the Pringles can. 62 00:04:46,920 --> 00:04:52,360 You know how it works. 63 00:04:52,360 --> 00:04:54,360 Interesting. 64 00:04:54,360 --> 00:05:02,920 When you mention this, she gets a little embarrassed, and says she has something for you. 65 00:05:02,920 --> 00:05:11,160 She takes a folded piece of paper from her pocket, extends her arm, and gives it to you. 66 00:05:11,160 --> 00:05:19,720 You open up the paper, and it reads... 67 00:05:19,720 --> 00:05:23,520 This is the seventh time I'm trying to write this. 68 00:05:23,520 --> 00:05:29,000 Every time I try to write in the normal way, I just stare at the blank paper for hours 69 00:05:29,000 --> 00:05:33,360 without doing anything. 70 00:05:33,360 --> 00:05:38,560 So I'll try to do it my way this time. 71 00:05:38,560 --> 00:05:47,600 You are to me what rage is to a barbarian, or what a sneak attack is to a rogue. 72 00:05:47,600 --> 00:05:56,400 Every time I'm near you, I feel like I rode the wild magic table and cast a fireball centered 73 00:05:56,400 --> 00:05:58,800 to myself. 74 00:05:58,800 --> 00:06:06,920 Your voice sounds like a bardic inspiration for me, and each time you say something nice 75 00:06:06,920 --> 00:06:14,760 about me or hug me tight, I just freeze like I've been affected by a whole person. 76 00:06:14,760 --> 00:06:21,320 It makes me want to cast Time Stop or Permanence so I can spend forever in that moment with 77 00:06:21,320 --> 00:06:22,320 you. 78 00:06:22,320 --> 00:06:25,760 Hey, don't interrupt your GM, okay? 79 00:06:25,760 --> 00:06:30,320 Let me finish. 80 00:06:30,320 --> 00:06:36,440 And you didn't need any enchantment spells to do any of that. 81 00:06:36,440 --> 00:06:43,160 You do it just by being you, by this amazing person you are. 82 00:06:43,160 --> 00:06:47,760 You didn't have to play a thief to seal my heart. 83 00:06:47,760 --> 00:06:59,520 And if I could be your girl, I would be happier than a goblin after setting something on fire. 84 00:06:59,520 --> 00:07:07,800 I would never need a ring of warmth or a ring of protection to keep me safe. 85 00:07:07,800 --> 00:07:15,800 If I had a lucky blade, I would do all the three wishes asking to be with you, just to 86 00:07:15,800 --> 00:07:21,280 be sure that the fate doesn't try anything against us. 87 00:07:21,280 --> 00:07:30,000 And I always told you how I would like to be an adventurer in the real world, but then 88 00:07:30,000 --> 00:07:36,880 it took an arrow in the heart from you. 89 00:07:36,880 --> 00:07:42,840 She closes the paper and starts staring at you. 90 00:07:42,840 --> 00:07:46,680 What are you going to do? 91 00:07:46,680 --> 00:07:47,680 Kiss her? 92 00:07:47,680 --> 00:08:12,880 She's um, she's- Did that just happen? 93 00:08:12,880 --> 00:08:13,880 Please tell me. 94 00:08:13,880 --> 00:08:17,840 I didn't fade and start hallucinating. 95 00:08:17,840 --> 00:08:25,840 Oh my god, this is real. 96 00:08:25,840 --> 00:08:27,840 I'm so sorry. 97 00:08:27,840 --> 00:08:30,720 My mouth is shaking, actually. 98 00:08:30,720 --> 00:08:33,640 My entire body is shaking. 99 00:08:33,640 --> 00:08:38,600 Look at my hand. 100 00:08:38,600 --> 00:08:46,800 This was the only way I figured out I could manage telling you this without freezing completely, 101 00:08:46,800 --> 00:08:49,120 like an idiot. 102 00:08:49,120 --> 00:08:58,760 I was expecting you to think I'm a weirdo and say you only like me as a friend or something, 103 00:08:58,760 --> 00:09:13,840 but to grab me and- You want me to be more than your friend? 104 00:09:13,840 --> 00:09:17,520 Fuck. 105 00:09:17,520 --> 00:09:25,800 Can you let me freak out for about five seconds before we keep going? 106 00:09:25,800 --> 00:09:52,560 Fine, come here now. 107 00:09:52,560 --> 00:09:55,760 Remember that charisma check you wrote? 108 00:09:55,760 --> 00:10:01,280 That was definitely a net 20. 109 00:10:01,280 --> 00:10:05,280 You don't know how happy I am right now, dude. 110 00:10:05,280 --> 00:10:08,040 I was so afraid of being rejected. 111 00:10:08,040 --> 00:10:15,280 I like you so much and I want you so much, but also I didn't want things to get weird 112 00:10:15,280 --> 00:10:23,600 between us and- I'm probably going to feel extremely stupid now, but I need to know. 113 00:10:23,600 --> 00:10:28,680 Are you feeling the same thing for me all this time? 114 00:10:28,680 --> 00:10:30,560 Crap. 115 00:10:30,560 --> 00:10:39,840 This means if I just had the courage to tell you this three years ago, we could. 116 00:10:39,840 --> 00:10:41,840 Why do I need to be like this? 117 00:10:41,840 --> 00:10:44,840 No, it's not your fault. 118 00:10:44,840 --> 00:10:47,200 Okay, fine. 119 00:10:47,200 --> 00:10:52,680 We're both idiots then, deal? 120 00:10:52,680 --> 00:10:57,360 Also I don't think crying over spilled milk will help us now. 121 00:10:57,360 --> 00:11:21,200 We just need to- We just need to make up for the time. 122 00:11:21,200 --> 00:11:28,360 Please tell me I'm not the only one feeling a little warmer after all those kisses. 123 00:11:28,360 --> 00:11:31,680 Yeah, you know what I mean. 124 00:11:31,680 --> 00:11:35,320 Wanting to do stuff. 125 00:11:35,320 --> 00:11:39,160 Alright, come on. 126 00:11:39,160 --> 00:11:46,640 I know we're socially awkward nerds, but we're not 15, we're both adults here and there's 127 00:11:46,640 --> 00:11:53,560 nothing wrong with wanting to have some fun with the person you like, right? 128 00:11:53,560 --> 00:11:58,520 I mean, if you want it to, of course. 129 00:11:58,520 --> 00:11:59,520 You do? 130 00:11:59,520 --> 00:12:00,520 Huh? 131 00:12:00,520 --> 00:12:03,520 I'm glad. 132 00:12:03,520 --> 00:12:11,040 Also, that means you can take that cushion off your lap now. 133 00:12:11,040 --> 00:12:15,280 Your stout skew's terrible, dude. 134 00:12:15,280 --> 00:12:20,280 Oh, well, did you really get like that just for kissing me? 135 00:12:20,280 --> 00:12:27,640 I mean, I have messy hair, sweatpants, a sweater, it's not exactly a perfect combo to seduce 136 00:12:27,640 --> 00:12:29,400 a man. 137 00:12:29,400 --> 00:12:42,480 I'm happy you want me so much, even like that. 138 00:12:42,480 --> 00:12:48,880 I think I'll never get tired of kissing you like this, but I have another surprise for 139 00:12:48,880 --> 00:12:50,400 you. 140 00:12:50,400 --> 00:12:57,080 Just take off your shirt and keep sitting on the couch exactly as you are, then close 141 00:12:57,080 --> 00:12:58,440 your eyes. 142 00:12:58,440 --> 00:13:03,880 Trust me, you'll like it. 143 00:13:03,880 --> 00:13:06,680 Can I be honest with something? 144 00:13:06,680 --> 00:13:19,160 I've been thinking and fantasizing about this for so long, and now we're finally here. 145 00:13:19,160 --> 00:13:27,120 I don't want to just be the shy nerd, I mean, this is who I am, but when I'm alone with 146 00:13:27,120 --> 00:13:32,160 you, I want to be something more. 147 00:13:32,160 --> 00:13:41,920 I want to be slutty and sexy for you, and show you how much I want you. 148 00:13:41,920 --> 00:13:47,720 Is that fine, baby? 149 00:13:47,720 --> 00:13:51,440 Thank you. 150 00:13:51,440 --> 00:13:59,840 How does it feel, having me on your lap, straddling you, wearing nothing but white panties? 151 00:13:59,840 --> 00:14:08,680 Do you like feeling my naked chest press it against you, my thighs around your waist? 152 00:14:08,680 --> 00:14:15,320 I bet you do. 153 00:14:15,320 --> 00:14:22,800 And now, what are you going to do? 154 00:14:22,800 --> 00:14:29,920 Oh, going straight to grab my butt? 155 00:14:29,920 --> 00:14:36,120 I guess I'm not the only one started getting more forward, huh? 156 00:14:36,120 --> 00:14:43,800 You can open your eyes now, by the way. 157 00:14:43,800 --> 00:14:45,600 So what do you think? 158 00:14:45,600 --> 00:14:54,360 Sorry for the lack of modesty, but I think I have a pretty nice ass, and it is yours 159 00:14:54,360 --> 00:14:55,720 now. 160 00:14:55,720 --> 00:15:06,240 I'm yours, so please, excuse me, I'm your little slut tonight. 161 00:15:06,240 --> 00:15:16,960 Oh my god, your mouth feels so good on my tits. 162 00:15:16,960 --> 00:15:25,880 Please keep sucking them, yes, feel how hard my nipples are? 163 00:15:25,880 --> 00:15:31,880 Keep teasing them with that pretty mouth, like that. 164 00:15:31,880 --> 00:15:34,600 Don't mind me, I'm just taking your pants off. 165 00:15:34,600 --> 00:15:45,920 Your poor cock is almost bursting out of them, so I think I'll give you a little help. 166 00:15:45,920 --> 00:15:54,800 Just keep squeezing my ass and sucking my tits, you're driving me fucking crazy. 167 00:15:54,800 --> 00:16:04,440 I think your staff of power here is fully charged because fuck, look at how hard you 168 00:16:04,440 --> 00:16:05,440 are. 169 00:16:05,440 --> 00:16:11,360 Oh, by the way, just because you're almost fucking here doesn't mean I'm going to stop 170 00:16:11,360 --> 00:16:12,720 being weird. 171 00:16:12,720 --> 00:16:15,480 I hope you're aware of that. 172 00:16:15,480 --> 00:16:38,280 You signed up for the whole package, no returns. 173 00:16:38,280 --> 00:16:48,120 Also you're not the only one cutie here, I'm- oh god, your cock rubbing against my 174 00:16:48,120 --> 00:17:00,360 cluts feels so good, oh, well, what I was saying, I- yeah, I'm completely soaked at 175 00:17:00,360 --> 00:17:01,360 this point. 176 00:17:01,360 --> 00:17:09,320 I'm pretty sure you already noticed that, though, but the way I'm greeting you, it's 177 00:17:09,320 --> 00:17:17,800 your fault for being so hot, you little lust demon. 178 00:17:17,800 --> 00:17:18,800 You know what? 179 00:17:18,800 --> 00:17:19,800 I'm sorry. 180 00:17:19,800 --> 00:17:29,480 I know I'm not being very ceremonial here, but we have too much pent-up desire to release. 181 00:17:29,480 --> 00:17:33,720 Please take your underwear off and let me ride you. 182 00:17:33,720 --> 00:17:40,080 I need this, my pussy stripping wet and twitching for you. 183 00:17:40,080 --> 00:17:56,160 Whoa, just look at this, it's so hard and veiny and scrubbing for me, fuck it, I definitely 184 00:17:56,160 --> 00:18:04,560 failed with my wheelsafe here, I can't hold back anymore, I'll just pull my pants aside 185 00:18:04,560 --> 00:18:08,440 and slide you in. 186 00:18:08,440 --> 00:18:09,440 Yes. 187 00:18:09,440 --> 00:18:25,320 Oh, this feels so fucking good, oh being fueled up by you. 188 00:18:25,320 --> 00:18:35,760 Keep grabbing my ass, make me balls on you, oh, this is where I wanted to be this whole 189 00:18:35,760 --> 00:18:46,600 time, straddling my best friend with his cock inside me, fuck, I bet this is driving you 190 00:18:46,600 --> 00:18:53,720 crazy, isn't it, knowing that your shy nerdy dungeon master is such a little cock slot 191 00:18:53,720 --> 00:19:06,640 for you, only for you, baby, oh, please trust your hips against me, I want you to go as 192 00:19:06,640 --> 00:19:17,800 deep and broke as you want, please trust your hips against me, I want you to go as deep 193 00:19:17,800 --> 00:19:34,560 and broke as you can, I want to be ravaged by this hard delicious cock, oh, oh, I should 194 00:19:34,560 --> 00:19:56,640 probably take my glasses before I break them, here, yeah, and I'm almost blind without them, 195 00:19:56,640 --> 00:20:05,960 but who cares, I don't need to see anything, I just need to feel you inside my tight, wet 196 00:20:05,960 --> 00:20:19,640 sea, can you feel how much I'm twitching and squirming because of you, if you keep 197 00:20:19,640 --> 00:20:29,680 going deep inside me like that, oh, I'm not going to last very long, fuck, no, I don't, 198 00:20:29,680 --> 00:20:38,840 fuck, no, don't stop, don't go slower, I want to come all over your cock, keep stressing 199 00:20:38,840 --> 00:20:45,320 into me, keep grabbing my ass hard and pulling me up and down, yeah, show me how much you 200 00:20:45,320 --> 00:20:57,040 want me, hey, are you, oh, rubbing my glitz with your finger, that's not fair, you're 201 00:20:57,040 --> 00:21:10,480 cheating, oh, oh, oh, that's it, I can't hold back anymore, please make me come, make me 202 00:21:10,480 --> 00:21:34,360 spread my jizzes all over you, please, please, fuck, yes, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, 203 00:21:34,360 --> 00:22:03,720 oh, oh, oh, oh, fuck, I never came like this before, but you, you didn't come yet, oh, 204 00:22:03,720 --> 00:22:16,320 that was supposed to be about you, huh, I'm gonna have to make you come in my mouth, so, 205 00:22:16,320 --> 00:22:23,920 let me kneel in front of you on the couch and suck this incredible cock, I want to taste 206 00:22:23,920 --> 00:22:51,440 you and taste myself on you, holy shit, look at how strange I got you, I'm gonna say that 207 00:22:51,440 --> 00:23:04,960 our tastes combined make for a pretty delicious treat, especially when I get to taste it on 208 00:23:04,960 --> 00:23:25,920 your hard cock, I can put your hand on my hair if you want, I'm pretty sure it can't 209 00:23:25,920 --> 00:23:37,920 get messier than it already is, okay, hold my hair and feel me sucking your cock, licking 210 00:23:37,920 --> 00:24:04,080 the head and tasting your prick, do you want to come in my mouth, I know how worked up 211 00:24:04,080 --> 00:24:19,520 you are from fucking me, you don't need to hold back anymore, just relax and let it go, 212 00:24:19,520 --> 00:24:43,320 feel my mouth with your hot milk, I want it, I want it all home, yes, come for me, come 213 00:24:43,320 --> 00:25:11,680 in my mouth baby, come for, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, 214 00:25:11,680 --> 00:25:30,760 oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, have I really teased you that much, 215 00:25:30,760 --> 00:25:37,960 I didn't even know someone could come like this, I'm really glad I took the courage 216 00:25:37,960 --> 00:25:47,160 to do what I did, even if it wasn't the weirdest way imaginable, this was amazing and you're 217 00:25:47,160 --> 00:26:02,600 an amazing guy, can I lay down on your chest, yes, yes on the couch, or do you want to stand 218 00:26:02,600 --> 00:26:08,280 up and carry me to bed, cause there is no fucking way I'm gonna stand up and walk there 219 00:26:08,280 --> 00:26:17,040 now, you're training all my constitution, you little monster, also your chest feels 220 00:26:17,040 --> 00:26:27,980 so comfy, dude if you keep fucking me like this every night you might even get that holy 221 00:26:27,980 --> 00:26:36,160 avenger you want so much, you know, completely by chance of course, I'm kidding, you know 222 00:26:36,160 --> 00:26:43,200 I would be caught dead giving advantage to one of my players, even if he's my boyfriend 223 00:26:43,200 --> 00:26:51,880 now, well, else not in the game, if you know what I mean, I have to admit that this was 224 00:26:51,880 --> 00:26:58,880 the best game night I ever had.