So do you think I should just like completely start over with a new entry on everything?
Yeah, just in case.
Okay.
So this is Glimmer, and I am going to be playing some Dead by Daylight.
The catch is I am sitting on a chair that has a Hitachi attached to the underside of it,
and comes right up between my legs and rests against my clit.
It's currently on a very, very low setting, and I actually recorded myself playing Dead by Daylight
for like a half an hour, and then realized that it had stopped recording like halfway through,
so we're going to try it again.
And I have to be semi-quiet when I am enjoying myself,
because there are other people that could hear me.
And Sketchy's here with me, because he built the chair.
And he has control of the switch, so he can turn it up or down,
depending on how sadistic he feels.
Feeling a little sadistic?
Or a lot, I guess?
Oh my god!
I do request that if you do come lean back in the chair,
so that you're not pressing into the table and shaking it,
because I know that the mic is probably going to shake and jostle,
and we're going to record a lot of bangs.
Yeah, I will do that. I will try to remember that.
If not, I'll just grab you until you do.
Okay.
That feels really fucking good.
I might also poke her while she's...
Poke me?
Like, right here.
Oh, gotcha, gotcha.
So, people who don't know, I know pressure points,
so there's a few that I know really well that really get her.
Fuck.
Your little head.
Your sadistic laugh.
I mean, it's one of them.
I gotta do a loadout.
I gotta remember to do things that I have to...
Oh!
I gotta concentrate on things.
There's a thing.
There's a thing to concentrate on.
That's a thing.
I believe in you.
I have all of your belief in you.
What exactly do you believe that I can do?
Anything.
I am very supportive of your life choices.
Oh my god, I'm so fucking close already.
Jesus fucking Christ.
Your life choices.
My life choices is to sit on Hitachi's chair
and play Dead by Daylight.
That seems like a bad life choice.
No, it doesn't.
It actually sounds like you're trying to make things very efficient.
Multitasking.
It's like doing two things you enjoy at the same time,
so you can enjoy both of them.
But yeah, if you hear a buzz, that's what that is.
The middle of the chair has been removed.
The sides of the seat have been reinforced,
as well as built in with cushions,
so it's a little better sitting.
It is actually very comfortable.
And the dimmer switch, which I am holding, is actually quite good.
So if you have a Hitachi and you feel like it's a little too strong,
pro tip is to get a dimmer switch,
just a normal light dimmer switch,
and the motor, the way that the Hitaches are wired.
If the electricity going to the motor is really low,
like through the dimmer switch, it's going to run lower.
And then when it's at full blast, it will actually go full blast,
so you can easily control and get it to wherever you'd like.
I mean, it is quite responsive too,
if I just go up and down.
The game's about to start!
Okay, I'll go back to medium position.
Thank you.
How about we just make it a little lower,
so it bothers you.
I don't like that.
You'd rather have it higher so it's harder to concentrate?
Yes, yes.
Otherwise it's just like an annoying little mosquito,
just tiny buzzing, and you can't get it.
At least higher is a little bit more friction.
I know, I just don't want to keep an eye on it.
Please, come on, come on, please.
I won the last match, I get a treat.
I mean, I turned it up at the end.
Yeah, that was very nice of you.
But maybe that's why I won, it was because we did it that way.
So we have to do it the exact same way.
I mean, you were selfish and actually just left.
I did, but I had to get that for my daily.
Fuck.
Oh, we all started together.
Oh, I hear this bitch.
Oh, no!
Is it the fucking nurse?
Oh, I hear her, I hear her, I hear her.
Stay away from me, stay away from me.
You don't need, okay, you're going to heal me?
Okay.
Oh, things are hexed, damn it.
My fucking totem.
Fucking birds, I hate you.
Why did you run away from this generator?
Oh, fuck.
Oh my God, I have to concentrate.
I have to concentrate better than I am.
Please, let me finish this.
Please hurry up, please hurry up and fix this fucking generator.
Come on.
Does that mean if I don't win, you're not going to turn it up?
Hey, I don't like that silence and that little grin.
That's not appropriate.
The appropriate answer is yes, of course.
I'm being silent so that they can enjoy your sounds of suffering.
Okay.
Oh my God, I can get through this, I can get through this, I can get through this, I can get through this.
I have no fucking clue what I'm supposed to be doing for my other daily.
I don't remember, it's a thing.
It's only a thing I'm supposed to be doing.
Oh no, oh no, it's a thing.
It's a fucking nurse thing.
Okay, she's picking me up, she's picking me up.
Okay, fuck.
Where's the generator?
Oh, there's a chest.
You better stay away from me, you better stay away from me.
Oh, she's breaking the generator, okay.
Oh, you are a stupid, stupid killer and I don't like you.
I can't make one, I can't make one, I can't make one, I can't make one, I can't make one, I can't make one, I can't make one.
I don't know, I just wanted to make it more interesting.
Thanks, I appreciate it a lot.
So, like, when you're on hooks and being, like, messed with by the killer, I think I'm going to turn it up.
And when you're on struggle, I think I'm going to turn it up even higher.
I think it's only fair that your character's health is tied to how well you're doing.
I'm trying to heal her, come on.
Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, fuck.
It's not high enough, can you turn it up a little bit?
I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, okay, okay, okay.
Tool box repair, let's fucking repair some fucking generators, let's get the fuck out of here.
Come on, go get that, go get that lady off hook.
I'll just, I'll work on this generator until this fucking lady comes after me, what she's doing right now.
Okay, okay, okay, okay.
Okay, there's got to be another one around here.
I'm already going to work done.
Oh, she's just hanging out over there by my bitch.
Fuck, I just want to fucking stop this game and just cry down this for a while.
No, don't turn it off, don't turn it off, please don't turn it off.
I don't know what I'm doing, oh my god, I'm going in the wrong direction, what is happening?
Come here, buddy, come here, buddy, I'll save you, I'll rescue you, I'll heal you, I mean.
Stop running, I'm trying to help.
What are you doing, let me heal you.
Oh, sorry, don't let me, sorry, kick you in the head.
Oh shit.
I didn't realize one of us died already, fuck.
That's a problem, okay, I don't really need to go save that person.
Oh my god.
Do you want me to heal you?
Come on.
Oh, that was too soon, sorry about that.
Oh my god.
I just want to win this game so I can come.
I still have four generators to go, what a bunch of bullshit.
Come on, come on, come on, come on, just go faster.
I can't fucking speed it up.
Please go faster, please go faster, please go faster, please go faster.
Alright, come on, come on, come on, two left, two left.
There it is.
Fuck, Jesus fucking Christ.
This was the worst idea, this was the worst idea that anybody has ever had in their entire lifetime.
I just want to fucking go home, I just want to fucking go home, I just want to fucking go home.
Will there be a generator here?
Fucking bullshit.
There's one, there's one, there's one.
Hey, buddy, you need some help.
Hey, come back here, hey.
Lady, oh my god, are you not paying attention?
Fucking let me kill you.
Oh my god.
Fuck, this is taking so long.
There you go, there you go, good job.
We got it, we got it, we're doing good, we're doing alright, I guess, not good.
Oh, I hear this, I hear it.
Let's hide, let's hide.
She won't see us in here.
Okay.
Yeah, keep chasing them, keep chasing them, keep chasing them.
Let me fix this thing, why do we only have two done, Jesus fucking Christ.
This is taking so long.
Oh my god, fuck.
Come on, come on, come on, this is seriously taking longer than normal, they've changed it.
Please just keep, yeah, just stay over there, please stay over there, let me fix this, please let me get this, please let me get this, please.
It has never taken this long, ever.
They changed something in the update, and they made it longer.
Come on.
Fucking come on.
Oh, that bitch.
Don't see me, don't see me, don't see me, yeah, go there, go there.
Shh, be quiet, be quiet.
Seems like the generators are fucking nowhere on this goddamn map.
Oh my fucking god.
Please hurry up.
She's getting chased, she's getting chased.
Okay, you go over there, I'll try and find a generator, there's one right there.
Fuck.
Oh that person's dead too, cool.
Well, I'm gonna be dead soon too.
Not today, not today Satan, not today, please, please don't kill me today, maybe tomorrow.
Oh, you're still over there, okay cool, I could have gotten away, that's good to know.
No you don't, no you don't.
Where's the fucking pilot when you need one, Jesus fucking Christ.
This other bitch better be working on generators.
Oh no, I ran right into her, heck, that's pretty good points though for being chased.
Of course, right next to a fucking hook.
Fuck, oh my god.
Holy shit, holy shit, holy shit, holy shit, holy shit, holy shit.
Jesus fucking Christ.
Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god.
I don't know what I'm doing, I don't know where I'm going, what is this?
Okay, I just gotta hide because I don't fucking, please just stay away from me, please just
stay away from me, you can't see me, you can't see me, I'm fucking invisible.
Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, maybe I should start looking for a hatch, fuck.
Come on, oh don't you bring her over here, don't you, are you fucking kidding me?
Okay, alright, alright, alright, thanks friend, I appreciate it.
Stay away from the birds.
I hope you know where you're going lady, because I'm just following you.
What are you doing, oh okay, there's a, I thought she was gonna try the exit.
Oh my god, please, oh she coming, she coming, she coming, she coming.
Come on, we can do this, we can do this, we can do this.
Please, oh fuck.
Oh fuck that bitch, she saw me, I thought she was busy chasing another person.
Oh wow, that was super rude, that was just incredibly rude, please go away.
She's breaking my pallet too, Jesus Christ, fucking violent as shit.
Maybe just work on generators, just work on generators right now.
Please fucking come on.
This is taking so fucking long.
Don't follow me, don't follow me, I'm just crawling on the ground like a normal human being.
Don't follow my book trail, it's fine, it's fine.
Go this way.
Oh don't come after me, I'm already crawling on the dirt.
Fuck, oh well thanks I guess, why did you just drop me?
Are you letting us out?
Oh you saw her, fuck.
Okay, well that was just incredibly rude, why did you drop me?
And then I feel like this killer is just playing mind fucking us.
Is this you, are you playing this killer, are you just making this game last fucking forever?
Jesus fucking Christ, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on.
Oh fuck, come on.
This is ridiculous, this is fucking ridiculous.
If you're gonna kill me, just kill me.
What the fuck are you doing exactly?
Fuck.
Oh my god.
Just take me to the door, just take me to the door, just take me to the hatch even.
That's fine, that's fine, that's fine, that's fine.
Okay I'm gonna die I guess, I guess I'm gonna die.
Holy shit.
Oh my fucking god, oh my fucking god, oh my fucking god, oh my fucking god, fuck.
Holy fucking shit!
No, please!
Oh my god, can I come? Can I come? Can I come? Can I come? Can I come?
Please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, can I come?
Why?
Because I'm a good girl, I don't know why. You're a good son, you're a good son, please, please let me come. Fucking, I need it, I need it, please!
Come. Come.
Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, can you turn it off, please?
I'm so sensitive.
Yes please!
I'm so sensitive.
Thank you.
Fuck.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my fucking god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
My legs are fucking weak.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Holy fuck.
Holy fuck.
Holy fuck.
Oh my gosh.
Oh, can I lay on the bed for a minute?
Please.
Sure.
Holy heck, I'm sweaty.
My hands are shaking.
Did you like the chair?
Yeah.
I literally don't know if I can stand up.
My legs are so fucking weak.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
I can't even smile.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Thanks for watching.
