Um. Hey. Hi. Hello.
Not the greatest line for a first impression, huh? Sorry.
I guess I'm still a little flustered from, uh, well, you know, the other dates.
Right? I've never done this whole speed dating thing before, but I thought the vibe was gonna be different, I guess.
Like, I'm pretty sure I saw a dude getting escorted out by security.
Not the security here. Like, private security with the little things in their ears and everything.
And I think there was a guy wearing a gun holster under his suit jacket.
I'm serious. Like, who brings a gun to speed dating? Is that a thing?
Plus, he was wearing a suit jacket, and I'm over here in a sundress like, well, guess I'm underdressed.
I didn't think James Bond was gonna be one of my speed dates.
Yeah. It's been interesting.
Speaking of which, if we hit it off, you're not gonna put me on the phone with your mom two minutes in, are you?
I'm not kidding. Like, this is my bar now.
As long as you aren't gonna put me on the phone with your mother within five minutes of meeting me, you've exceeded my now very low expectations.
Oh my god, no. I'm sorry. I came off super rude, didn't I? Not that I'm, like, settling for you, or you're the best of a bad bunch or anything.
Oh man, I'm sorry. Like I said, this is my first time doing this, and I really have no idea what I'm doing.
Or what to expect, or how to deal with dudes who say we're destined to be together because of our astrological signs.
I mean, I just came here to find a daddy who'll spank me till my ass is bruised.
Um...
That was...
Um, that was a lot.
A lot of words that came out of my mouth.
Uh, yeah, really.
You don't seem too, um, shocked.
Oh. Oh! Oh, gotcha. Got it. You're into...
Ah, yes. Good. Yes.
Sorry. Sorry. I know I'm probably coming off like a psycho right now. I just...
This is a really nice surprise.
So...
What else are you into?
Oh. Oh, yeah. Wow.
Not wow like you, but wow like, heck yeah, that sounds awesome.
Anything else?
Um...
So, uh, I know this dating thing is supposed to keep going until we've, like, rotated through everyone or whatever, but...
I'm suddenly really warm and kinda want to get out of here.
Yeah? Fuck yeah. Let's go.
Good luck, speed daters!
So, this is your place, huh?
Nice. Very, very nice.
Oh, sorry. I'm not even processing what your place looks like right now. I just want to make out some more.
That Uber driver definitely deserved his tip.
Oh, fuck.
Sorry. My hands are always cold. Just putting them up your shirt to warm them up. That's all. No other reason. Don't mind me.
God, I don't think I've ever gotten this worked up just from kissing before.
Oh, yeah, yeah. Do that thing with your tongue again.
Oh, god.
Oh, what are you...
That was... nice.
I mean, okay. Yeah, it was more than nice. I'm...
Oh, my god. Behind my ear is my weak spot. My brain is just a little mushy right now.
More. Yeah, more would be acceptable.
Oh, fuck. Oh, my god.
How are you? Oh, my god.
Oh, fuck.
I do not sound like I'm about to come. How dare you? I mean, that would be super weird to get off just from someone kissing your ear, right?
Like, who even... Oh, my god. Oh, my god, please.
If you stop, I swear to god, I'll scream.
Really? Well, that's a promise I will cash in on later.
Um, so, would it be weird if we fucked on the first date? Or, well, was that even a date? It was a speed date and we didn't even finish it, so it was like a hyper speed date.
Would it be weird if we fucked after a hyper speed date? Yeah, I didn't think so either. Where's your bedroom?
Look, I said I wanted a daddy to spank me. I didn't say I wouldn't deserve it first. If being pushy earns me a spanking, well, call me pushy, I guess.
Now, well then, okay, and you call me pushy? I'm not the one literally pushing people onto beds. Okay, okay, I'm stripping. Will you just fuck me already?
I do. I want it. Consent given, ready to rock, all that good stuff.
I said I want you to fuck me. Oh, right.
I, I want you to fuck me, daddy.
Really?
Fine.
Daddy, please, please fuck me. Pretty please.
Ooh, on all fours? Yes, daddy.
I thought you were gonna fuck me.
Yes, I did say I wanted to be spanked.
No, I don't hate it.
Okay. Yeah, I know the stoplight system.
I'm green.
Super, super green.
More.
Daddy.
Spank me harder, please.
Oh fuck.
Say that again, please.
Call me your good girl.
I really like that.
No, it feels really nice.
Your hand rubbing my ass makes it sting less.
It feels even better.
Please, daddy.
Please put your fingers inside me.
I'm so wet you can probably fit two in without even trying.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Fuck, that feels so good, daddy.
I'm so fucking wet for you.
I don't think I've ever been this wet in my life.
If I'm this tight around your fingers, imagine how tight I'm gonna be around your dick, daddy.
I wasn't teasing, promise.
I just can't help but think about having your dick inside me.
Don't you want to do that, daddy?
To fuck your good girl nice and hard.
Oh fuck.
Oh my god, that's...
Oh fuck, that's...
Ow, really rough.
No, no, no, no.
Green, green, green, green, green, green.
I like it.
Fuck me nice and rough with your fingers, daddy.
I'm not some delicate princess.
Yes, daddy, I can be your princess.
Your greedy little princess.
Another finger?
Bruh, I am already so fucking ready for your dick.
I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
I'm in daddy, daddy, daddy.
I'm already so ready for your dick.
Fuck, I feel so full with three.
Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god.
Do you like watching me roll my hips?
I could be doing that on your dick, daddy.
I'll be such a good girl for you.
I'll take every inch of you and grind on you like the sluttiest little princess.
Really? Wash my mouth out with soap?
For that?
I have a much better suggestion for what you could do with my mouth, daddy.
Oh god, oh god, oh god, oh god.
Oh, you can't, you can't rub my clit like that.
I gotta, I gotta.
No.
No, please, please don't stop.
I was so close.
Oh, oh, taking your clothes off.
Are you finally gonna fuck me, daddy?
Please, please fuck me.
I don't think I can wait anymore.
Please, please fuck me.
No?
Seriously?
Is this what gets you off?
Getting my hopes up and then crushing them?
I'm starting to think you might be my actual dad.
I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I couldn't resist.
I'm kidding, I'm kidding.
No tickling, no tickling, unless you're into water sports because I will pee all over your bed if you don't stop.
Thank you.
Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay.
I'm all spread out.
Now what?
Watch you what?
Oh, okay.
You're gonna kneel between my legs and jerk off?
Oh, fuck, that's hot.
I do want to know how you like it so I can be a good girl for you.
But you're being a little presumptuous, don't you think?
Assuming there will be more dates for me to use that knowledge?
Oh, really?
Well, I guess I was the one being presumptuous that time.
Assuming the night would be over once you fucked me.
I guess there is plenty of time for me to use my newfound knowledge later on.
So teach me then.
Teach me how you want me to touch you, daddy.
Fuck.
Watching you stroke yourself is...
Oh, fuck.
Sure.
I mean, only fair, right?
You're showing me how you like it.
Usually I start by rubbing my fingers over my outer lips like this.
I'll just get myself worked up.
I'm gonna play with my nipples a little bit while I do that.
Fuck, you're so hard.
I want your dick inside me so much, daddy.
Fine, fine, fine, fine.
Okay, I'm getting back on track.
Once I'm worked up enough, I start sliding my fingers up and down along my slit.
Not pushing them inside yet.
Just grazing my clit once in a while.
I'm just getting my fingers nice and wet.
I'm teasing myself a little.
Sometimes I'll suck on my fingers for a little bit after I do that so I can taste myself.
And then I start with one finger.
But since you've got me all nice and ready, I'm gonna start with two.
Then I use the heel of my hand to rub over my clit while I fuck myself.
Sometimes I'll just focus on my clit, but it feels so good to have something inside me.
My fingers curled a little to hit my g-spot.
Fuck, I kinda wanna just beg you to jerk yourself off until you come all over my pussy.
You look so fucking hot right now.
I like my clit rubbed really hard, nice and rough.
Lots of friction.
Can you hear how wet I am, daddy?
It feels so good to shove your dick into me right now.
I'm so wet and hot and tight and so ready for you.
Look, a girl's gotta try, even though you are apparently the world's most patient man.
Fuck.
Sometimes when I'm getting close, I pinch my nipples and it gets me right to the edge.
Fuck, just like that.
Oh my god, I'm so close.
No, what?
Fuck, fine, yes daddy, I'm stopping.
Fuck, my thighs are so much more sensitive than my ass.
What'd you slap them for?
No, you're not wrong.
I do like it.
It's a pretty good reason.
I'm not gonna argue.
Can I get off please?
Okay, I'll tell you when I'm close.
I can't believe how much it's turning me on to watch you touch yourself.
How much I want it to be me touching you and you touching me.
Your fingers inside me slowly pumping in and out.
Mouth on my nipple.
God, oh god, fuck.
Thinking about your dick inside me moving like I'm moving my fingers.
Fuck, every time you slap my thighs it makes my clit throw.
Your fingers on my clit, will you fuck me?
Fuck, oh fuck, oh fuck, I'm close.
I'm so fucking close.
Please, please, I need to come.
Fuck, I'm stopping, I'm stopping.
God, please, this is torture.
No, I'm still green.
I'm just a dramatic green.
Again?
Oh fuck.
Okay.
I'm adding a third finger.
Keeping myself stretched out for you.
For your dick.
Even though I'm probably literally never gonna get it.
Fuck, fuck, fuck, ow.
Okay, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
Keeping myself stretched out for your dick.
I'm definitely gonna get.
Soon.
Rubbing my clit harder.
Twisting my nipples.
Bucking my hips into my hand.
Fucking my fingers.
Oh my god, how are you holding on like this?
Fuck, fuck, I can't, I can't, I need to come.
Please, I'm so close, I'm so fucking close.
Please don't make me stop, please.
What are you?
Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, yes, yes.
Fuck me, finally.
Thank you, thank you, thank you, daddy.
Oh, you feel so fucking good inside me.
Oh my god, oh my god.
Do you like how wet my pussy is for you, daddy?
Fuck, yes.
Oh, it's even better than I expected.
Fuck, you're so fucking hard.
Am I your good girl, daddy?
Thank you, daddy.
Do you want to go deeper?
I might be your princess, but I can take it.
I want every single inch.
Oh my god, yes, all the way.
I want you to bottom out inside me.
I want you as deep as you can go.
Fuck me, daddy.
Fuck me, please.
This feels so fucking good.
I am so fucking close again, but I don't want to come yet.
I want to wait and come with you.
Oh god, oh my god, oh my god, right there, right fucking there, daddy.
Just like that.
Harder.
Fuck me harder, please, daddy.
Yes, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god.
Fuck, I want you to come inside me.
Yeah, yeah, come inside me, please.
Pour everything into me.
Fill me up.
I'm on every drop until I'm full to the brim.
Please, please come inside me, daddy.
Please.
I want it.
I want you to fill me up.
I need it.
I need it.
I need it.
I need it.
Fuck.
Fuck.
I'm going to come, daddy.
I'm going to come, daddy.
Come with me.
Daddy, come with me.
Oh my god, I'm coming, I'm coming, I'm coming, I'm coming.
Oh my fucking god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh fuck.
Fuck.
You really did fill me up.
That was pretty fucking incredible, honestly.
Solid 10 out of 10, bruh.
That's a lot of petals, yes please.
Do you need any aftercare?
Don't look so surprised.
I may be a noob to a lot of this, but I know about aftercare.
For both of us.
Okay.
No, I'm good too.
I'm very satisfied.
But for real, if you change your mind later, the aftercare offer stands.
I have read several blogs on how to do aftercare for tops.
If you do want to do something nice for me though, I kind of want some coffee.
Fun fact.
I am a caffeine addict.
Another fun fact.
Did you know you can pinch the skin on your elbow and no matter how hard you squeeze it won't hurt?
You're welcome.
Yes, you can test every other part of my body for sensitivity later.
But first, coffee.
I will not be up all night.
Besides, someone promised me we weren't going to be done after one fuck.
And I'll be cashing in on that, thank you very much.
Do you have any rope?
