So, uh, this is Glimmer, and I'm gonna be playing some Dead by Daylight while I am sitting
on...
Would you call it a Hitachi chair?
It's called a Hitachi...
I call it a Hitachi chair.
Okay.
Technically it's just a chair with some metal hardware that holds a Hitachi.
Yeah, so the Hitachi is pressed up against my clit right now.
Fucking... and Sketchy has the controller for it.
I don't know why I agreed to this, because it's a bad idea all around.
If you hear any vibration noises, that's the Hitachi.
That's the Hitachi.
Anyway, so I suck at this game to begin with, so we're gonna see how badly I can suck while
I am dealing with a Hitachi against my clit.
It'll be super fun.
For some people.
Probably not for me.
But for some people.
Did you play Killer for the first time?
I'm not Kill...
I played Killer the other night.
I played the Hillbilly.
And I was terrible at it.
I'm not playing Killer.
No.
I'm gonna suck a survivor.
Are you kidding me?
I'm not.
Absolutely not.
Jesus fucking Christ.
It's down?
Yup.
I can turn it off.
Nope.
You don't need to do that.
I'm gonna turn it back on.
I'm too short for this chair.
Too short for this chair?
Do you need like...
I need like, footsteps.
Footsteps.
Yeah.
Here, here's a...
Pillow?
Here's a pillow.
One side.
Okay.
Yeah, that's slightly better.
Here's a pillow for the other side.
Thank you.
Okay.
This is doable.
This is totally doable.
This is doable.
Totally doable.
I can 1-9% win a game.
So, so you're super, super...
Confident?
Um, no.
I'm trying to psych myself up.
Because I was gonna say, if you're super confident, you'd just be like, hey, how about
you edge the entire time.
No.
Not come at all.
No.
Until you clear the game.
That's a terrible idea.
I mean, then the game can also be die, so.
That's true.
I just die immediately.
I'm like, yeah.
That's the end of that for me.
Thanks.
Oh, fuck.
This was a genius invention.
I like it.
I'm gonna hate it here in a little bit.
Yeah, you are.
But right now, I like it.
I mean, it's also on the lowest settings, so really, it's just the chair that vibrates
your pussy.
Yeah, that's true.
That's true.
If they only knew.
The people I'm playing with?
Yeah.
Sorry, guys.
I'm gonna try real hard, but...
No, they knew.
That's why they left.
Yeah, they're like, mmm.
Play with me.
Play with me.
Fuck this noise.
Come on, friends, I just wanna play.
I'm always, like, I always look at the names and think I'm gonna run into somebody that
I know, like, from GWA.
I mean, like, it's legitimately very...
Possible.
Possible, but also... impossible?
Yeah, the thing is, like, I play a lot of weird times of the day, so I always think,
like...
But you have to think about how many people are on the servers.
Yeah, that's true.
Like, legitimately, it's a one in, like, 10,000 plus chance that you're gonna be matched
up with someone you know.
Yeah, that's true.
Oh, but that fourth person... killer's ready.
Come on, fourth person.
This is gonna be a heck of a ride.
Come on.
This audio is gonna be pretty long, specifically just from waiting.
Yeah.
And then me doing this.
Jesus Christ.
Don't do that, please.
Don't do what?
Okay, can we make a deal that if I'm close to winning, you have to stop?
Because, fuck.
I don't fucking...
God, my legs are shaking already.
Christ.
This is a wonderful invention.
Fuck, that feels so fucking good.
I could also put, like, a board underneath, like...
I could run a board between the legs so that you can rest your legs on it, kind of like
a stirrup.
Yeah, I would like that.
Do I have to ask to come back?
Yeah.
I mean, I would like you to ask to come specifically so I can cover your mouth so that, like,
you don't wake up my neighbors.
Okay.
Fuck.
Fuck.
And look, the game's starting.
That's good.
I guess I should pay attention.
Pay attention-ish.
I mean, you can...I would still say you should act the way you normally are when playing
alone.
Yeah, I'm gonna try.
Holy shit.
It feels so fucking good.
My whole body is fucking tingling, like, up my spine.
Like this?
Yeah.
Fuck.
Holy shit.
This is gonna be impossible.
Believe.
I believe this is gonna be impossible.
I'm gonna try not to speak so much, guys.
I know that you're trying to enjoy her misery, just like I am.
Fucking sadists.
Fucking load already.
You have, um, the Ethernet plugin, right?
No.
We can do that after this round.
Okay.
Like, legitimately, that's probably why you're waiting so long.
Motherfucker, give me something else to concentrate on.
Come on.
Fuck.
I mean, now they're moving.
Jesus.
Fuck.
Fuck.
Fuck.
Fuck.
Fuck.
Fuck.
Fuck.
Fuck.
Fuck.
Fuck.
Fuck.
Fuck.
Fuck.
Fuck.
Fuck.
Jesus Christ.
Okay, okay.
We're gonna concentrate.
We're gonna concentrate really, really hard on the scheme and on the vibrations.
Fuck.
I even remember what the fuck we're supposed to do.
I don't even remember what the fuck I'm supposed to do. Looking for a generator. Yes, that's what I'm doing.
Save from the crows, because they're bourgeoisie.
Oh, fuck.
Fuck.
Where the fuck are the generators? There aren't any on this map.
This is a trick map.
Oh, I hear something. I hear something.
Please don't see me. Please don't see me. Please don't see me. Go away. Go away. Go away.
Fuck, what killer is it?
Don't come over here. This hiding spot is taken.
Oh, are you just giving me? Okay, thanks. I was pretty nice of you.
Oh my god, skill checks are going to be fucking insane with this. Jesus Christ. My fingers are shaking.
Oh, yep.
It's like not enough to make me come, and I almost want to ask you to turn it up,
but I really don't because then I definitely wouldn't be able to concentrate.
Oh, fuck. No, no, no, no. Fucking skill checks.
Fucking birds. I hate you too.
Okay, there's got to be a generator in fucking this house.
This is a house. This is a house that has things in it.
Oh, no. Okay, that's...
Oh, you're in. Oh, you're in. Stay away from me.
Okay, there's a generator. Good, good, good.
Fuck, I really want to come.
Fuck.
Hurry up, generator.
This is fucking torture.
Oh, you're in.
Oh, fuck. Oh, fuck.
Oh, fuck.
Oh, it's the Demogorgon. It's the Demogorgon. I can hear the Stranger Things music.
Okay. Okay.
My bro's got... Oh, is he coming back? Okay.
Oh, fuck. I'm not using the toolbox. Okay.
Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
Oh, he's coming back. He's coming back. Oh, fuck.
Fuck.
Fuck, I have never played a game that has taken this fucking long already.
Just hurry up, Claudette.
Oh, Claudette. Jesus, you are a terrible mechanic.
Okay, there we go.
Running into doors. That's the thing that happens.
Okay, they're going through. They're going through. Oh, I hear them. I hear them.
Birds, if you give me away, I swear to God, I'm gonna make you into a pie.
Oh, fuck. Oh, he's chasing him.
Oh, that fucking...
Oh, my God. Okay, I gotta go find a different one.
Oh, fuck.
The sounds of frustration are both from the Hitachi and the game.
Oh, fuck. Just give me a fucking generator to work on.
Please. Goddamn it.
Motherfucker.
At least I haven't gotten hooked yet. I'm gonna see if I can work for that one.
Oh, there's a generator. Oh, fuck.
Oh, what the fuck is that noise? Is he coming? Is he coming?
I fucking hear his fucking portal noises.
Bullshit. Bullshit. Bullshit.
Oh, my God. Okay, okay, okay. That's okay. That's okay. That's okay. That's okay.
He won't come for me. He won't come for me. He's chasing other people.
Fuck. Yep, that's right. He's chasing other people while I do this.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God. I just wanna fucking close my eyes and grind into this.
Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on.
Goddamn it. Is he in the basement?
Oh, I think he sees me. No, he doesn't. Yes, maybe.
Can he see me? Oh, he sees me.
Oh, wait, he's going. Don't like me.
I'm not good eating now. Oh, that's not good. Okay.
Getting chased helps me not focus on the vibration.
Fuck. Jesus Christ. I won't remember not to say anything out of the total.
Cleanse it.
Cleanse it. This is terrible, and it feels like edging. I don't like it.
What are we doing here?
I'm running, dude. You don't need to hide. It's fine.
Fuck, I wanna go in so fucking badly.
Don't see. Don't see. Don't see. Don't see.
Oh, shit. Oh, shit. Where's the other?
There's a fucking portal over there. Don't you fucking come through it until I open this goddamn scape.
Don't you do it. Don't you do it. Don't you do it.
Oh, you motherfucker. Oh, you son of a bitch.
You guys better come save me. You guys better fucking save me because I just opened the goddamn exit.
Fuck.
Come save me. Come save me. Come save me.
Let's get the fuck out of here. Let's get the fuck out of here. Come on. Come on. Come on.
Yeah, I would like to go over that way, but I'm on a hook.
Thanks, Rope. What are you? Oh, he's gonna hit me. Okay, I thought he was gonna try and stop me from opening the exit.
Oh, that motherfucker's coming back. He's coming back. Hurry up. Hurry up. Hurry up.
Oh, you've gotta be fucking kidding me. Go after him. Go after him. Go after him.
Why was he so fucking terrible at finding us in the beginning and now he's just tracking us all down?
Dude, please. Please. I don't want to win the game.
Why are you just running around me like a weirdo?
Fucking creep. Because he's gonna camp me until my teammates come help me and then he's gonna down me again.
Because that's what stupid motherfuckers do.
No. Okay, well, I'll just crawl this way then. Oh my god.
What a creep. Get out of here, creep. Get out of here, creep.
Yeah, okay. It's about time. Now let me wiggle free. Let me wiggle free. It's okay. Come on. Come on.
Okay. Somebody will come save me. Somebody will come save me and we'll get to the other argument and we'll win.
Fuck the noises that Claudette and I are making are about the same right now.
Fuck. Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on.
Thank you, Steve Harrington. Thank you, bro.
Oh, you stupid asshole.
Jesus Christ. Jesus Christ. Jesus Christ.
You ass. Fucking. Oh my god. I hate you so much.
I hate you so fucking much.
I appreciate you trying to kill me, lady, but that was not smart.
Alright, we can crawl to the exit. We can crawl to the exit. We'll do it. We'll do it together. Come on.
Yeah, Steve Harrington, come heal me. You're my hero. Come on. Heal me so we can run. He gets to run.
You don't have to heal me all the way.
And also don't kick me in the face.
He's coming. He's coming. He's coming. Just let me fucking go.
Just run.
Just run.
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god.
Oh my fucking doughnut!
Oh my fucking god!
Oh my fucking god!
Oh my fucking god!
Oh my God!
Oh my fucking god!
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
I'm going to come.
I'm going to come.
Please can I come.
Please can I come.
Please can I come.
Please can I come.
Please can I come.
Oh well that's quite easy again.
Come.
Please turn it back up, please.
Oh my fucking god, oh my fucking god, oh my fucking god.
Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god.
Jesus fucking god.
Come with me.
Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god.
I wonder how shaky that is.
But at the same time, the Yeti is such a suspended kind of wig.
So who knows, maybe that's Yeti.
I mean, we can always tell.
What? I'm sorry, I completely zoned out there, I didn't hear anything you said.
I said you shake a lot, so like the Yeti might not have picked up everything.
Yeah.
Might have had a lot of jostle noises, so.
Okay.
I mean, like I said, if-
We can always do it again.
We can always do it again.
I mean, I don't hear you complaining.
Fuck, fuck, fuck, that was fucking incredible.
So, are you saying that this is a resounding success for the term?
Yes?
Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.
Fuck, oh my god.
Yeah.
Yeah, this is really good, it's really good, it's really good, it's really good, it's really good.
Fuck.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
You want this on?
On, on, a little bit higher.
Fuck, can I have some water please?
Oh yeah, sure.
Holy shit, holy shit, holy fuck.
Holy fuck.
Thank you all.