Fuckin hell.
There goes another one.
Yep, another accident right out front.
The roads are bad.
I don't know what they did, but they didn't, I don't think they did shit to them.
I don't think we're getting home tonight.
What?
Do you want to drive in that?
No.
I didn't think so.
I do not.
I know.
I know we don't get along.
I just don't need your attitude right now when I'm telling you facts, okay, because
you can look outside the window yourself.
Do you see that?
Do you see that?
The snow is coming down, okay?
You see all these cars and the fucking ditches out there?
Yeah.
I've been watching it.
I've been seeing them go into the ditch.
I know what's happening.
I'm telling you what's happening.
Just fucking, for one goddamn second, listen to me tell you what's happening.
I don't think we're going to make it home tonight unless you want to get your fucking
ass stuck in a ditch just for some weird pride of not listening to me.
Is that what you want?
You want to get your fucking stuck in a ditch, huh?
I didn't think so.
Okay, so yeah, we're spending the night here tonight.
Yeah, we can fucking sleep in a booth or something.
What?
What?
You scared to spend the night in the bar?
You hear ghost stories?
Well, I'll be right here to protect you.
Don't worry.
Oh, you just don't want to be around me anymore?
Okay, fine.
You fucking asshole.
Yeah, I called you an asshole.
You're an asshole.
You've always been an asshole to me.
I don't know what the fuck I did to you, but you hate me and you don't hide it.
So yeah, you're a fucking asshole.
Listen, let's just close up, lock the door, nobody else is coming in tonight and fucking
go to opposite ends of the bar and we don't have to talk shit and then we can just leave
in the morning.
Okay, let's just fucking finish this.
What was that?
Yeah, the lights went out.
You fucking kidding me?
Did we lose power?
Yeah, go fucking check the breakers or something.
I'm going to find a flashlight, okay?
Fucking damn drawers, the junk drawers, the fucking manager is a piece of shit.
I can't ever get anything right, where the fuck are the batteries?
There we go.
All right.
Oh, we got some light, okay, any candles, anything fucking, okay, all right, well, something.
Anything, did you get anything down there?
Yeah, obviously it didn't work, look at the lights, still out, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, yeah,
I'm just, thank you, thank you for trying.
I found some candles that we can light, it's going to get pretty chilly so maybe find some
blankets, were there any blankets in the basement or the break room or something, okay, cool.
Yeah, okay, I'll just, I'll take this booth over here, okay.
I'm sorry, thank you for trying to get the power turned back on, thank you for getting
the blankets for us, I don't think you're an asshole, I'm just kind of a bitch sometimes,
I always thought you didn't like me and when I think people don't like me, I am a bitch
to them because I don't, if I'm a bitch on purpose, that's why you don't like me and
it's not because of my shitty personality, it's because of the act I'm putting on so
it's sort of like a defense mechanism, so I'm sorry, thank you for always actually being
quite decent to me, I don't know why I thought you didn't like me.
You don't, you don't hate me?
That's nice to hear, and surprising because yeah, wow, I would hate me, is this where
we, is this where we hug it out, I, dude no, I was just joking, I was just joking, no please
okay, okay, okay, okay, you're sweet, you're actually sweet, I don't know why the fuck
I thought you were an asshole, you give good hugs, so should we retire to our booths, should
we pick one out, cool, yeah I'll take this one, good night, I'll see you in the morning.
Holy fuck, holy fuck, hey, hey, are you, are you awake, it is fucking freezing, are you
awake, I'm freezing, can I, can I come over to your booth please, please, yeah this is
not a very thick blanket, please can I just, thank you, thank you, thank you again, okay,
yeah it's kind of tight, kind of tight, but thank you, oh, sorry, sorry, I, it's just
a tight space, sorry if I'm wiggling too much or something, I'm just trying to find a comfortable
spot, but thank you, it's much warmer with you, wow, okay, I think if you, if you wrapped
your arms around me, I wouldn't feel like I'm about to fall off the booth, could you,
could you wrap your arms around me, I feel like I'm just gonna slide right off, thank
you, yeah, thank you, that is so much better, I'm sorry, can I turn around, I gotta turn
around, there we go, hi, hi, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I don't, I don't mean to press, but
there's not, it's a very small, small seat isn't it, it is really, actually quite nice
to be pressed up against you like this, you're good at cuddling too, you give good hugs,
but I think you might even be a better cuddler, oh my goodness, oh I'm sorry, I am sorry
that, I'm sorry, I'm so sorry, let's keep this professional right, okay, let's, we're
just two co-workers sharing a booth in a power outage during a blizzard and there's nothing
sexual about this right, there's nothing sexual about this, no, this is a completely normal
scenario with no sexual tension at all, nothing like that, that would be entirely inappropriate,
no sexual tension, we're just two co-workers sharing a booth and a blanket for warmth with
a little bit of cuddling, maybe some kisses wouldn't hurt, no, just a few, just a few,
just a few, that's it right, just some kisses and cuddles and then we'll fall asleep, okay,
good night.
