Seems the altar boy's gone into the altar wine. I'll have to speak to Sister Margaret about that.
Oh! Welcome to St. Philip's Church.
No, sir, we are open. God's church is open to all who wish to come. We are all his lambs, after all, and he is our shepherd. How can I be of assistance?
Yes, of course I can hear your confession right this way.
What's the matter?
Yes, the confessions are given in the confession booth.
Sorry, I do not mean to tease. Do you have an issue with the confession booth?
Don't get me wrong, I appreciate the compliment, but wanting to spend more time looking at me is not a justifiable reason, I'm afraid. The booth is for your benefit, after all.
I see, you're claustrophobic. Well, that is all right. We can do the confession at the front pews, then. No one else is here. There won't be anyone coming today. I am all yours. Right this way.
Is here fun?
Excellent. Let us begin, then.
Well, usually it begins with something like forgive me for I have sinned.
Close. It's forgive me for I have sinned, not I'm sorry I've been a bad boy, but I'm guessing it's been a while since your last confession then.
Okay, let's start at the beginning then. What would you like to confess?
Yes, the desires of the flesh are very tempting. James 1 14 and 15 tell us that.
Okay, I'll save the scripture talk for now. Less can be a dangerous thing if it goes unchecked.
Yes, if it weighs on your soul, I am willing to hear what acts you have committed.
Yes, I know him. He was a married man. I knew his wife. Shame they split poor girl.
What do you mean?
You're the reason.
You did what to the man?
I see you slept with the wife. Yes. Well, adultery is a... Oh, there's more. Okay.
Oh, okay. That's the right. No. Oh boy.
Is that all?
Well, at least now you can see the error of your ways.
Yes, I understand how we can have our decisions affected by loneliness.
Even I get lonely. A woman in my position is not allowed to have relations with a man, you see. I sure do. What are you doing?
Well, when I said that, you put your hand on my leg and I hope you're not getting the wrong idea.
Don't move it up. I said, take your hands off me. I'm not saying that it doesn't feel nice. It's just wrong.
Please move your hand away. Thank you.
I'm not afraid of men. I'm called to be a woman of God, untouched and clean.
Yes, that does mean I'm a virgin. This is a requirement for someone in my position after all.
No, we can't have sex, but I don't believe there's any set rules about kissing someone. Why do you...
I think you should go. It doesn't matter what I want. What are you doing? Don't touch me.
Oh God, that feels so... No, I have to. Get off of me. Oh God, what in God's name brings those horns? What are you? A demon? But you cannot be here. This is the house of the Lord.
Get off of me. Get off of me. Stop. Stop crying against me and causing me to...
Let go of my wrist, please. Please. I don't want to die. You're not? Then what are you doing here?
You want me to surrender? What is that? No, no, no. I am a daughter of God. He gives me strength and I am...
What happens to me if I say yes? I'm not saying yes. I'm not saying yes. I just want to know what happens to me.
Can I become your servant? Where? How? No, no. I know about that. Eternal pain and suffering. No, no, no, no.
What? There is no pleasure in pain. This is the most ridiculous thing I've heard. What are you...
That was... I didn't mean to... What is happening to me? You'll treat me like a good girl?
I can't keep... I can't think straight when you're on me like this.
You press your body against mine, putting my hands down, and my head is spinning. Okay, okay, okay.
I just have to say no. I just have to say no and this will all be over. Just form the words.
Just say I don't even think about it. Yes, yes. Wait, no, no. I mean, yes. I mean, I mean to say... Oh, God. Oh, God.
I've never felt anything like this before. Oh, Lord, forgive me, demon. Demon, do not stop. Please, please, please, your tongue.
Oh, it's almost unbearable. It is me. I need this. I need this so badly. Your tongue is so warm.
Oh, are you so skilled with your tongue? It's stuck in my clint right there. Oh, God. Oh, God. I think I'm going to come. I think I'm going to come.
Why did you stop? Why did you stop? Why did you stop? I need to pledge myself to you. Yes, yes. Of course. Of course. Fine. I'll say it. I'll say it.
I pledge my servitude to you. I'm yours forever. Is that good? Okay, good. Now, you want me to tell you what I want you to do to me?
Take me, please. Please, fuck me and break me. I can't. I can't stop thinking about you. So please, please, please use me as a toy. I need your body.
Yes, turn me over. Bend me over this altar, please. Oh, oh, your, you know, it's so big. I got, I don't, I don't, I don't know if I can take it.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, your head is at my engines, please. I can't take any more teasing. Please, please, please take me. Oh, oh, oh, God. Oh, it's so, it's so big.
Oh, oh, oh, I feel like you're going to split me in two. It feels, oh, oh, oh, it feels amazing. It's too good. Oh, fuck. Yes, yes, pound me.
I, I can, I can barely hang on to the altar. Please, please, please, please. Thank you. Thank you. Oh, God. Oh, God. Are you stretching me out? I feel so full.
I want you, I want you, I want you to do this to all my halls like the cock sleeve I am. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, there'll be time for it when I'm yours, okay, when I'm yours. I like the sound of that.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, slow down. You're moving too fast. Oh, God. I'm shaking, I'm shaking. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, I'm going to go, I'm going to go, I'm going to go. Come inside me, please.
Will you sit now? Oh, ah, oh, oh, oh, oh, that was, that was mind blowing.
Yes, yes, please. I would like a kiss.
Why is my head spinning?
Why is the room spinning?
I need, let me hold on to you, please, please.
I need to hold on to this.
I feel like, I feel like I'm gonna faint.
I need to, I need to, I need to, I need to.
I need to, I need to, I need to, I need to, I need to.
