Hey baby. What you doing?
Oh.
Wow. That's a...
That's a lot of screens.
You watching basketball and all of them?
Okay. Yeah. Sure. Cool.
Yeah. I'm glad you're doing what you want to do.
Can I join you?
I said, can I join you?
Yeah? Okay. Cool.
Can I move this laptop?
Is that okay?
Do you mind if I move it? It's kind of where I want to sit.
It's right by you. I want to sit right by you.
Can I move the laptop? Please?
Thank you. Yeah. We can just plug it in over there if that is important to you.
Or whatever.
I missed you.
I said I missed you.
Yeah. I see there's a lot going on.
Let's just not talk then.
Yeah. Let's not talk. Okay.
So who's winning?
Who's winning that one?
Is that what goaltending is?
Or is it offsides? Or is it offsides?
What's offsides again, babe?
Never mind. It's not important. Maybe it was soccer.
I'm just glad you're enjoying your time.
You've been down here for a while.
Yeah. I was getting a little lonely. I wanted to spend some time with you.
We need to get close and kind to you.
Like this. Yeah.
Oh. Oh. Are you going to get another beer?
Okay. Sure.
Give me one too, I guess.
Thank you, baby.
Can I get a kiss? Please?
Hey. Hey, baby. I love you.
Can you look at me?
Can you look at me?
I love you.
I know. I know you love the basketball.
You love the basketball, don't you?
The basketball, I'm sure, loves you too.
Does the basketball suck your dick?
No? Then look at me, because I'm the one that sucks your dick.
Hi. Yes, it's me, the one that sucks your dick. Hi.
Thank you for looking at me.
Is it because I'm not orange with those black lines and noble little ridges?
Pay attention to me. I'm right here. Hi. Hi. Hi. I love you.
I know. I know it's once a year, but like it's so long.
It's once a year, but it's forever.
This is the longest fucking two weeks. It's two weeks of my life, and I swear.
I swear it's forever.
Yeah, I know. I know it'll be over soon, but I just, I missed you.
Do you think you can turn it off for just a little bit?
Or maybe just like, maybe just keep one game.
Can you just keep one game for just a little bit?
And I can suck your cock? Please?
Please, please, please. Can I please suck your cock? Please?
Please. You know I'm good at it. You know I'm good at it.
I swear you won't miss much, because Google will tell you anyways.
Like, come on. You just got up to get a beer, and that took like a bit.
Like, can't you just let me suck your cock for just like as long as it takes to get like three beers?
And then maybe you just don't have those three beers. Yeah, let's do that.
Okay. Okay. Let's get these pants off. That's the deal.
It will take three, three beer times to suck your cock.
Okay. Okay. And you will miss just as much time as it takes.
And this is better, right? This is better. Tell me. Tell me.
That's better for me. I was getting all lonely.
Thinking about my poor empty mouth.
And your cock sitting here.
Not getting sucked. Watching basketball for hours.
Yeah, see?
I know I'm not talking. I was just enjoying it.
Felt so good. I'm so needy for it.
I think secretly you were too.
Watching all this basketball. You didn't realize.
Now you're really one of us.
Here we go.
That's it.
Really? My time's up? Come on.
Just a little bit longer. Okay? How about you take control?
Okay? Can you show me? Can you show me how much more time I have?
I have for everyone until you come. Okay? Yeah. All right.
Okay.
I guess you were in a hurry. All right. Okay. Okay. Well, thank you.
Thank you for your time.
I do appreciate it. Okay. Okay. I'll leave you. I'll leave you.
I love you. Goodbye. Have fun.
I love you. Bye.
