Hey! Hey! Hi! Hi! Happy Friday! How's your day?
Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Yeah. Yep. Mine is been okay. Um, something came up that I really need you
to help me with. Yeah! No, it's not... Every... I'm okay. Yeah, I'm okay. I'm not, like, hurt or
anything. But I do need you to come home pretty urgently. Is it okay if you just cut off a few
hours early? Just tell them I'm stuck in a bind and I need you to help me. Like, your boss knows
me. They know I'm kind of dumb sometimes. Yeah. Yeah. This is one of those times that I am pretty
kind of dumb and I need you to help me. You need me to tell you I don't want to say it. I really
don't want to say it. I don't want to say what happened because I am extremely embarrassed. But
I don't know if I'll be more embarrassed about it when you get here or not. I'll just tell you. Okay.
You know that meme? You know what? I'm... I don't want to tell you. No! I don't want to tell you
because you're gonna think it's a joke and it's not and you're gonna think there's no way I could
be calling you because of it and I just... I can't risk you thinking this is a joke. So please come
home and come downstairs immediately because I'm downstairs and I need you to help me very bad.
Please. You trust me? Okay. I'll see you soon. Hey! Yeah. Yeah. So you kind of see the reason I
didn't want to tell you what I needed to help with? Yes. I am stuck in the dryer. I know. Please.
Yes. Yuck it up. It's very funny but it is pretty uncomfortable actually. Like my leg is kind of
starting to cramp up a little bit and it's pretty cold because I... Obviously, I was doing laundry
so I wasn't really wearing my most cozy stuff. I'm just a stupid little flimsy robe and it's
gotten a bit dish stuck but... Oh, okay. Yeah. I thought it was a joke. I thought there's no way
I could get stuck in the dryer. That it's just like a meme. I could get out of the dryer. Of
course, there's no reason I'd get stuck. So I could just like prove scientifically to myself,
it's a science thing. I am a woman in STEM, okay, that I wouldn't get stuck in the dryer.
It's an experiment. I had an hypothesis and I tested it and now thank you to me and my
discovery, my scientific discovery, we have determined that you can in fact get stuck in
the dryer. I do need to say the phrase, please, please help me. I'm stuck in the dryer. Please,
can you help me get out of here? Please. Yeah, you will. One catch. I think I know where this
is going. Yeah, I know. I know. It's like a big fantasy of yours, the stuck porn thing. I don't
doubt it's hot. It is very uncomfortable though. It is very uncomfortable. So I will agree to a
blowjob. Yes, a stuck blowjob. If you help me out of here, please, please just help me out of the
dryer and I'll suck your dick. Please. I am getting quite uncomfortable. You have to like
pull on me or something. Well, get over here. Get over here, mister. Come on. Let me get, oh,
got to get this arm out. All right. Let's get these off. Yes, I know. I do look good in here,
don't I? My cock is so lovely to see after being trapped in here for so long.
No, I didn't think this would be how I spent my afternoon, but you know what?
It's actually quite nice. Having your cock in my mouth was actually making me forget about the
cramp thing. Why do you think? Did you ever think that you would get out while staring at our dryer?
Our dials and our fabric softener, huh? I know that stuck point is kind of like
a long running fantasy for you, but actually happening. Kind of a different thing, right?
You know, I kind of like it too.
Being trapped with only you to help me, mister. Oh, please, mister.
Mister, help me get out of here. You're my only hope. So, mister, if I suck your cock,
will you help me? Oh, please. If I make you cum, oh, now my knee there. I'm stuck. Silly.
So, can you help me out?
Thank you, mister.
Now help me out of this. Gosh darn thing.
Now you get in. Yeah, you get in. I want you to see how funny it is.
I'm kidding. I'm kidding. I'm kidding. Don't try it. Please. You'll get stuck. It's not worth it.
Okay. Not worth it. Thank you, mister boyfriend. You're the best.
