So, tonight I have something, um, very silly, very little silly idea that I want to do.
And it is a, uh, hysterical, uh, knock-knock joke reading.
I'm taking off my underpants, and I'm going to read nut-knock jokes, um, while I'm
reading. Okay? Does that sound good to you? I hope it does, because you clicked on this,
so. Alright. Let's see. I've got my vibrator on. I don't know, uh, if I want to just, like,
come as quick as possible here, because that means it's over. Okay. Uh, knock-knock. Who's
there? Water. Water who? What are you asking so many questions for? Just open up. That's bad.
Okay. Oh, knock-knock. Who's there? Candice. Candice who? Candice joke get any worse. Oh,
so bad. So bad. Okay. Knock-knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange-ian let me in. Yeah,
that's bad too. I am so curious if there will be any good knock-knock jokes on this list. Okay.
Knock-knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock-knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock-knock. Who's there?
Banana. Knock-knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana.
Uh, knock-knock. Who's there? An interrupting cow. An interrupt moo. That's a problem. This is
better as a two person endeavor. So, uh, okay. Knock-knock. Who's there? Theodore. Theodore who?
Theodore wasn't open so I knocked. Oh, wow. Okay. That was a good one. That made me laugh a little
bit. Knock-knock. Who's there? Alpaca. Alpaca who? Alpaca the trunk you pack the suitcase. Ooh.
Okay. Knock-knock. Who's there? Weirdo. Weirdo who? Where do you think you're going?
Oh, okay. Knock-knock. Who's there? Figs. Figs who? Figs the doorbell I've been knocking forever.
Knock-knock. Who's there? Dishes. Dishes who? Dishes. Oh, he's open.
Knock-knock. Who's there? Nobel. Nobel who? Nobel. That's why I knocked.
Knock-knock. Who's there? Anita. Anita who? Anita use the bathroom. Please open the door.
Okay. Knock-knock. Who's there? Ice cream. Ice cream who? I cream you.
Sorry, that's my own joke. That's my own porn related joke. But the real joke is, uh,
ice cream so you can hear me whenever I cream you. That's better. That's better. Okay. Knock-knock.
Who's there? Canoo. Canoo who? Canoo come out now? Oh god, that's not good. Okay. Knock-knock.
Who's there? Needle. Needle who? Needle little help opening the door. Knock-knock. Who's there?
Doesn't who? Doesn't anyone let me in? Knock-knock. Who's there? Alec. Alec who? Electricity bus.
Oh, that's bad. Oh no. Knock-knock. Who's there? Olive. Olive who? I love you so much.
Now I gotta tag this with albums. Okay. Knock-knock. Who's there? To. To who? No, it's to whom?
Oh. Knock-knock. Who's there? Cash. Cash who? No thanks, but I'd like some peanuts. Okay.
Knock-knock. Who's there? Tank. Tank who? You're welcome.
Knock-knock. Who's there? You can. You can who? You can say that again. Knock-knock. Who's there?
Honeydew. Honeydew who? Honeydew you wanna dance? Knock-knock. Who's there? Ears. Ears who? Ears.
Another knock-knock joke for you? God. Knock-knock. Who's there? Kanga. Actually it's Kangaroo. I don't...
Okay. Sure. All right, whatever. Okay. Knock-knock. Who's there? Luke. Luke who? Luke for the people.
I'll find out. Okay. Knock-knock. Who's there? Cook. Cook who? Yeah, you sound cuckoo. Knock-knock.
Who's there? Mickey. Mickey who? Mickey doesn't work. Can you let me in? What? I don't get that.
What? What? Mickey doesn't work. Mikey? Oh, Mikey. Okay. Sure. Oh, Mikey. Okay. Oh no. Okay. Knock-knock.
Who's there? Howl. Howl who? Howl you know unless you open the door. Okay. Okay. Oh no. I lost my page.
Oh no. I lost my page. Okay. Let's scroll back down. This would be a lot more fun if you were
fucking me while I read these. Just saying. Could go down on me. I could cover my fingers
while I read them. I would make it easier. Okay. Let's see where I am. Fuck. Okay. Okay. Let's see.
Oh god. I need something. Cuckoo. Mikey. Howl. Yeah. Okay. Knock-knock. Who's there? Yeah. Yeah.
Who? Yippee. Sure. Knock-knock. Who's there? Honeybee. Honeybee who? Honeybee a deer and get the door for
me. That's cute. Knock-knock. Who's there? Snow. Snow who? Snow use this joke will never be funny.
Yeah. Knock-knock. Who's there? Icy. Icy who? Icy you in there.
Knock-knock. Who's there? Alex. Alex who? Alex plane later just opened up. Knock-knock. Who's there?
I heard. I heard who? I heard you were coming over. I heard you were coming home so I came over.
Knock-knock. Who's there? CD. CD who? CD person knocking on the door.
Knock-knock. Who's there? A door. A door who? A door is between us so open up.
Knock-knock. Who's there? Ben. Ben who? Ben knocking on the door. Knock-knock. Who's there?
Isabelle. Isabelle who? Isabelle not working. Knock-knock. Who's there?
It's cold. It's cold who? It's cold outside. Let me in. Knock-knock. Who's there?
Little old lady. Little old lady who? Hey, I didn't know you could be a huddle. Uh-huh. Okay, sure.
Okay.
Okay. Knock-knock. Who's there? Cargo. Cargo who? Cargo choo-choo.
Knock-knock. Who's there? Hatch. Hatchoo. Bless you. Oh god. Knock-knock. Who's there?
No. None of your business. Uh-huh. Five more. Knock-knock. Who's there? Annie. Annie who?
Annie buddy who? Knock-knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo-hoo. Don't cry. It's just a joke.
I'm gonna go through these paths. Knock-knock. Who's there? Spell. Spell who? Okay, whoo. Wait.
Oh. W-H-O-U. No. W-H-O-U. W-H-O-Who is how that's spelled. Knock-knock. Who's there? Lettuce.
Lettuce who? Lettuce in. It's cold out here. Okay. Okay. Okay. Knock-knock. Who's there? Cows go.
Cows go who? No silly. Cows go moo. Knock-knock. Who's there? Owls go. Owls go who? That's right.
That's right. Thank god. Thank god that's over. Okay. I'm gonna turn my vibrator down.
Oh. Oh. Fuck. Yeah. That's better. That's a lot better. Uh-huh. Uh-huh. I'm gonna get my toy too.
Oh. All right. Now I can enjoy myself. Oh my goodness.
Oh my goodness.
Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Oh fuck. Uh-huh. Oh fuck.
Uh-huh. There we go. Oh. I'm just fucking myself with my toy.
Fuck. I've got my vibrator. Fuck. Uh-huh. So did you like listening to me tell jokes while I'm
doing the thing that you like? You like to hear me suffer with terrible jokes? Uh-huh.
It would have been much more fun if you could have run down on me when I said that.
Feeling you laughing through my thighs would be very fun. Very, very fun.
Uh, creeping onto my hips, burying your face in my pussy when I say a particularly terrible one.
Because you're smiling and you don't want me to see.
Because you secretly like it when I'm silly like this. Uh-huh. Uh-huh.
Uh-huh. Does he like to see me happy? I'm very happy when I'm being silly. Who isn't? Uh-huh.
Uh-huh. Yeah, that feels good. Uh-huh. Uh-huh.
I bet you'd love to bury your face and see my thighs and hear me laughing. Not from you obviously.
It's something other silly thing I'm doing. I'm laughing and trying to get away from your mouth.
And you keep me right there. Because you know that's what I want. Uh-huh. I want you back with me.
Uh-huh. Uh-huh. I'm going to grab my hips tight.
Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Make sure I can't move away. Uh-huh.
That's why I'm distracting myself with something else. I may accidentally try to slip away from you.
But I really don't want to slip away from your mouth. I want to stay right there with you giving me all the pleasure you can.
Uh-huh. Yeah, just like that. Uh-huh.
And after we tell all the jokes, I take your hand and I'd hold it. Oh, I'd hold it to my pussy. Uh-huh.
Right where I want you. Right where I want you to stay. So you can make me come over your face.
I want to come over your face. I want to come over your face.
Holding you tight to me. Would you like that? Would you like a vacuum on your face?
Uh-huh. Tell me you like that. Tell me you want that. Tell me you need that.
Yeah, you need that. I want to give you what you need then. I really do.
Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Just like that.
Just like that. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Fuck. Yes. Please. Please. Please.
Oh, fuck. Oh, fuck. Oh, fuck. Oh.
No.
Did this audio started with me reading bad knock-knock jokes?
Have fun. Should we see if I can find some good jokes? Let's see. Google, get me some jokes, please.
Let's look at best knock-knock jokes. Oh, no. I was just... Oh, flirty knock-knock jokes. Oh, my gosh.
Let's see. Knock-knock. Sorry. Knock-knock. Who's there? Wendy. Wendy who? When do you think we can go on a date?
Knock-knock. Who's there? A herd. A herd. Who? A herd. You like girls who tell knock-knock jokes.
Ayo. It me. Please. Oh, my God. Knock-knock. Who's there? Wire. Wire who? Why are you still not in my phone's contact list?
Knock-knock. Who's there? Do ya? Do ya? Who? Do you want to be my girlfriend?
Knock-knock. Who's there? Hope. Hope who? Hope you'll go out with me. Oh, what? That was bad. That was a bad one. Okay.
Knock-knock. Who's there? Pauline. Pauline who? I think I'm Pauling in love with you. Oh, my God.
Knock-knock. Who's there? Kiss. Kiss who? Kiss me. Knock-knock. Who's there? Iguana. Iguana who? Iguana hold your hand.
Knock-knock. Who's there? Normalee. Normalee who? Normalee. I don't say this, but I think I'm falling in love with you. Oh, my God.
We made the album tag in this audio so badly. Knock-knock. Who's there? Oh, there's the olive. I love you a whole lot one again.
I think this might be the end of the audio. You listen to me masturbate and read knock-knock jokes.
I masturbate and read knock-knock jokes. I certainly hope you enjoyed. I enjoyed. I came. I hope you came too. Wouldn't that be nice? Oh, my gosh.
Wouldn't that be lovely? When did you come? Did you come during the knock-knock jokes or did you come when I was talking about grunting against your face?
Yeah. I kind of want it to be either one. There's something I would certainly love about somebody coming while I was reading knock-knock jokes.
That is very interesting. That's a very interesting time because sometimes you can't really control when you do it.
You're just like, oh, yeah, I feel like I'm going to come. I'm going to come. Yeah, I like the idea of both of it. I like the idea of you being like, oh, God, I need to come right now.
And I'm going to during the knock-knock jokes. And then I also like the idea of being like, these first five minutes or so is a giant turn off.
And then be like, oh, no, she's talking about like grinding against my face. This is a pretty big turn on and come. Like, that's super fun. I'm always happy to turn it around.
I hope you came. I hope you had a good time. I had a good time. Please, good Lord, do not use these knock-knock jokes on me.
They will not produce the desired effect if the desired effect is for me to start masturbating. I don't know. I'm going to say goodbye because I am rambling.
So goodbye. I'll talk to you later.
