Psst. Psst. Pats. Wake up. Patsy. Hey. I know I hate you pretty hard, but you're not dead,
are you? Come on, Pats. Good, you're awake. Okay. Let me back up. I got a little too close
for comfort, didn't I? I had a hard time getting your attention. Mr. J always knows how to
bring it in, but I didn't need him to trap you, did I? Look, I never had plans to really
kill that officer. He was just bait. Do you really think a little old me is capable of
cold-blooded murder? Oh, come on. Don't give me that look. Or is that just your normal
face? Well, that's what I do best, turning frowns upside down. They say you're incapable
of smiling, but I don't believe it. There's got to be something that can get you to laugh.
Here. Okay. I'll start with one of Mr. J's favorites. I want something like this. Huh.
Huh. Okay. So a boy is walking with a clown in the forest, and the boy says, excuse me,
Mr. It's getting really dark, and I'm scared. And then the clown said, how do you think
I feel? I have to walk home all alone. That one always cracks me up. Oh, still no laughter?
Do you want to hear another? Silly me. It would help if I took that tape off your mouth,
wouldn't it? Oh, there we go. I'll just put this here in case I need to shut you up again.
I'm guessing I'm still not getting a laugh out of ya, am I? Doesn't matter, cause that's
not what I brought you here for. My plan. I'm glad you asked. To be honest, I'm surprised
it worked well in the first place. I didn't expect you to be dumb enough to fall for the
bait. Oh, I- not to insult you or anything, everybody has off days, but I'm glad today
was yours, cause I've got you right where I wanna. It's a good thing Gotham has so many
abandoned amusement parks, it makes a perfect place to set up shop. What? No! My plan is
more than tying you to a chair, I promise. And don't bother trying to cut yourself free,
Bats. It won't work. You see, me and Mr. J are in a bit of what might you call a couple's
quarrel, you know what I mean? You don't have to answer that. I've been trying to help with
put in, but he never appreciates anything I do. It's frustrating, you know? He calls
me useless and good for nothing. Well, I'll show him, Bats. I already proved I can manage
to recruit a small gang of my own, and they seem to give you plenty of trouble. I can
tell what you're about to say, and say that I know Mr. J cares about me, and nothing you
say will convince me otherwise, but sometimes a girl needs to go her own way once in a while,
to prove something to herself. That's why I needed to bring you here. You look puzzled.
I guess I don't blame you. After Mr. J kicked me out, I thought long and hard about how
I could get his attention, and capturing you was the first idea that popped in my head,
but then I thought I wasn't thinking big enough. You see, once I got the idea in my head, I
couldn't get it out. A way to really rub salt in the wound, I guess I'm not spelling it
out for you. I'm taking old-fashioned ice cold revenge. By now, I'm sure you've noticed
this big ol' camera here. You'd be surprised what Penguin has on sale in that lounge of
his. Snacked it up as soon as that idea popped in my head. Okay, I can't keep this secret
any longer. Like I said, I decided that just capturing you wasn't enough, and I needed
a way to really get put into freak, so I got the naughty little idea to send him a gift
in video form. You think I'm planning to kill ya? That's not actually a bad idea. I'm kidding,
no. Killing ya would be an unnecessary mess and not nearly as fun. I hope you're in for
the night of your life, Betsy, because you and I are gonna put on one hell of a show
for Mr. J. I'll show him. I'll show him who's good for nothing. Let's start. You can play
the pizza man, and I'll be the poor girl looking for another way to afford it. You're not giving
me the look I was hoping for. Don't tell me the idea doesn't turn you on a little bit.
I'm sure even the Dork Knight has fantasies of its own, am I right? I won't even get into
mine. Okay, why don't I show you my box of toys. Where was it? Ugh. This box isn't just
for chattering teeth and x-ray specs, you know. I keep my special toys in here too.
Here it is. Introducing the Bat Dildo. Bend over bats. I'm only kidding, of course. This
won't be that kind of movie. Me and Red use this on our roleplay nights, and one of us
pretends to be you and screws the other. Pretty hot, right? A girl is allowed to be curious
every once in a while, right? I've always wondered what you've had hiding below that
belt of yours. You know what I mean? You still don't look very amused. Look, you aren't going
anywhere as long as you're tied up to that chair, so you might as well enjoy yourself.
Don't tell me you never wanted to get back at Mr. J for all the horrible things he's
done to you. I wouldn't blame you if you did. Not many guys have endured as much as you
have, so please, bats, this will benefit the both of us. We screw over the Joker by screwing
each other, do ya? I'll take that as a yes. You won't regret this, bats. I promise. To
show ya, here. But you're a better kisser than I thought, bats, but you could do a little
better on the passion part of it. Let me just, here, put this tape over your mouth again
and get the camera rolling and we can begin. I've never actually used one of these. What
about you? Alright, take. Well, it can't be that hard to figure out, can it? Maybe Mr.
J was right. I can't even start a stupid camera. Oh, no, no. Okay, no. Forget about him. I
got it working, bats. Uh, hi, puddin'. I'm sure by now you've been out of your mind worrying
where I ran off to after you so rudely kicked me out. Well, here I am, alive and well, and
not needing you to boss me around. As for the whereabouts of your dear Dark Knight, he just
so happens to be here with me. You said I couldn't do it, that I had no chance of luring
batsie into a trap of my own. I guess for once you're wrong. But I'm not just doing
this to brag to ya or rub it in your face. Enjoy the show, Mr. J. Sorry to keep you waiting,
bats. I just needed a worthwhile introduction. This belt better not have any tricks or nothing.
No hidden electrocution. No knockout gas. Good. Then I can remove it without worry.
I've got goosebumps. What about you, bats? All this buildup has gotten me all hot and
sweaty. There. Goodbye, utility belts. I want to see what you've been hiding downstairs.
Is it getting hard for me? I can already feel it bulging, and I'm really getting you excited,
batsie. I guess I do have that effect on people. I can feel it in my hand. Oh, it's so warm.
Give Harley a look, will you? Oh, yeah. That's just what I was looking for. That is a nice
dick, bats. You know, I guess the rumors were true. No matter how many times I asked Catwoman
about it, she would never tell. Well, looks like I got myself a way to find out. Let me
start stroking it for you and see if we can get this thing any bigger. I'll try not to
go too fast. I don't want you coming too early. I feel so nice in my hand. It's been a while
since I stroked one like this. But let's spice things up a little bit. I'm sure Mr. J won't
be all that riled up over a little hand job. My mouth can do a lot more than make jokes,
you know? Harley wants a taste. I can do some pretty crazy things with my tongue. You want
to see? Let me just gently lick the shaft. You tensed up. I think you like that. I love
when you squirm like that. Does my tongue feel that good on your cock? I like your taste.
What do you call it? Grim and moody? Let's see if I can fit all of it in my mouth. Wow,
I've never gone that far before. Do you like that baths? What do you say? Do I suck better
than the kitty cat? Maybe we can compare someday and let Ivy join in too. Don't get too excited
over that thought. It has to be on a day where we all don't want to kill each other. You
can grab a hold of my pigtails if you want. You don't have to be gentle with me. The kinky
of the tape is better. Here, let me just help you out. There. Now when I go down, hold me
with as much force as you can. I was so much hotter than I was expecting. You're a lot
stronger than Mr. J, that's for sure. I know your cock is already, uh, coated in my saliva
and all, but let me fetch some lube. Ta-da! Cotton candy flavored. They sure come up with
everything these days, don't they? I thought it was only fitting after all. Let me pop
the cock, then let it drip all over that hard cock of yours. Not too much? Perfect. Now
let's spread it a little further and let me get back to stroking. Yeah, this makes things
much easier. Let's me jerk you off faster. As of now, I've only moved my hands slowly,
but I can do much better than that. I bet you've never gotten a hand job like this,
Bats. It's fast enough to make both guys explode. I'm glad you're still keeping in it. I can't
waste a drop. How do you do it anyways? I know you went through some crazy ninja training
or something, according to the cat, but does increased stamina also count in cases like
this? If so, wow. This is going to be way more fun than I dreamed. It really does taste like
cotton candy. Give me more of that. I'll give you more of my soft lips. I think I got all
of it. Let's get to the main attraction. Let me get out of this getup and give you a look
at me in all my nude glory. You know, it's times like these. I really hate these costumes.
I'm sure you understand, right? Slipping on and off body armor each night cannot be easy.
If I were you, I'd stay in that suit as long as possible. I know Mr. J teases you about
it, but I think it's pretty sexy. Maybe it's the ears. Oh, freedom at last. I can let my
tits free. What do you think, Bats? Like Venus herself, right? It's all yours tonight, Batsy.
I'm giving you a free ticket to explore it yourself. Mr. J never appreciated my body.
Maybe you can. Here, let me give you a feel. That's right. Squeeze my tits in your hand.
Oh, I want you to rub my nipples. That's right. I give Harley what she's been craving.
Now, let me give you a good look at my pussy. It's only fair you shove me yours,
but your finger and bats do it. I need this. Get a good look. I'm dripping wet. Can you see?
Just feel me. All of me. Feel my bright pink lips quivering at your touch. I never expected
to get this emotional. No more wasting time, Bats. It's time for me to give you a ride.
I've got a feeling this will be a lot better than any roller coaster.
Let me just climb up on your lap. God, it's so close to my pussy. I can feel it pressing against
my lips. Are you ready, Bats? Ready to know what it's like being inside Harley Quinn?
All I know is I'm not letting you get free until I get a chance to ride this cock. Now,
let's do it, B-Man. Oh, my God. Oh, we're really doing it, Bats. You're screwing me.
And God, it feels good. I can feel all of you. It's going so deep. Do you like how I feel?
I can feel my pussy lips wrapped around your cock. Oh, God. You're making me so wet. Can
you feel it? I can feel my juices dripping down your cock. I can feel how warm my inner walls are.
Oh, I want to feel you thrust into me as I ride you. Get a good look at me, Mr. J,
riding your worst enemy. Watch me love every second of it. Take a look at my ass as I take
his cock all the way inside of me. Oh, every thrust. He feels so much better than you.
So much bigger for the first time, Puddin'. I've hopped on you. Hope you can jerk off to this,
because that's pretty much all you can do now. Oh, you like me riding you, Bats.
Oh, I can tell you're loving it. The idea of being inside of me is making you so hard.
Have you dreamed about this? Oh, I wouldn't blame you if I did. I'm pretty hot, right?
Oh, I'm going to break this chair if I ride you any faster. I don't care. I can feel you twitching.
Oh, you're close to exploding, aren't you? Oh, good. I have no plans of pulling you out.
Oh, so I'm going to ride you till you pop. I can feel myself getting close, too. Oh, I'll confess.
I'm a little bit of a squirter, Bats. You don't mind, do you? Oh, I think you feel a little bit
of a squirter, Bats. You don't mind, do you? Oh, I think you just want to make me cum.
Maybe a little Harley will explode with this thick cock of yours.
I'm going to let my pussy squeeze it out every last drop.
Oh, strapping. All right, it's about to get faster. Give it to me, Batsy. Give me all your cum. I
need it. All of it. Please. Oh, I'm coming. I'm coming. Oh, coming, Bats. Oh, almost hit you in
the eye. Oops. Sorry. Congratulations, Bats. You actually made me cum first. Oh, but you're
not holding it in any longer. I can feel I'm going to get your cum, whether you like it or not.
Oh, I can feel it. Oh, I made you cum, Bats. Couldn't hold it in any longer, could you?
Oh, this is the kind of creep I like. Oh, it's so warm. I can't believe Batman just came inside me
and I can't believe I loved it. What about you, Batsy? I know you liked it. You could have gotten
out of those ropes any time you wanted, but you chose to stick around and screw me. I guess I
should feel honored. Get a look, pun. All of it's dripping out of me. I hope you enjoyed our little
show. Bats, we still have a little more recording time left and I happen to have one more hole you
can explore, so I'll give you an option. You can continue the fun or I'll let you free to do
whatever. I was hoping you would pick that.
