Hello. Hey, what's up?
Yeah, I'm just relaxing.
I don't really know what else we can do.
I know they said to stay inside, but it is such a nice evening,
so I'm sitting on the roof.
Nah, I'm the only one.
Guess everybody else is concerned for their lives, or whatever.
But I figure if it's really happening, I'd rather see it myself than watch it on TV.
Hey, if you're not doing anything, you should come over.
Yeah, totally, come chill on my roof.
You've still got like an hour before curfew starts so you can make it over.
I do need somebody to watch the bombs fall with.
Plus, I can use you as a human shield and maybe make it to the next phase of human existence.
Also, I have chips.
That's what convinced you?
It's so weird. I'll see you soon.
Hey, you made it!
Doesn't my roof have a great view?
Oh yeah! If the entire eastern seaboard is wiped the way they say it will,
we'll see the whole thing.
I know I'm being nonchalant about this,
but what else am I supposed to do?
Be worried or wallow in sadness?
It's not really my style.
You sure look fancy, by the way.
Are you going somewhere?
You got all dressed up just to see me?
Well, me and an impending nuclear apocalypse.
I don't think I've ever seen you in a suit and tie before.
You look nice.
I bet you are making me feel like a slob.
If I had known that we were getting dressed up,
I would have worn more than yoga pants and a t-shirt.
Yes, well they are cute pants and I bet you just like my ass in them.
It's okay, you're allowed to.
Come on, it's possibly the end of human life as we know it.
Being flirty isn't going to kill you more than instant vaporization, right?
Plus, I do have a really cute ass.
So did you do any of those last day on earth things that everybody's been posting about?
You know, everyone's like,
oh this could be your last day on earth, so do some crazy shit or whatever.
I've seen some fucking weird shit today.
People streaking through the streets, group sex in public, seriously?
Some crazy stuff.
Did I do anything?
Well, I always wanted to know what it would feel like to steal a car.
Seriously, so I did.
I know, but last day on earth and everything, right?
Plus, people were literally leaving their cars in the middle of the street downtown.
I only had to look for like five minutes before I found one with the keys still in it.
I'll admit, it wasn't as exciting as I thought it would be.
Still fun, totally wrecked it though.
What about you?
Give any thought to what you'd want to do before?
You know.
Oh no, I'm sorry, I just, I didn't know.
I don't mean to sound so surprised or whatever,
but yeah, I've been seeing that online a lot too.
I guess nobody wants to die a virgin.
Oh fuck, I'm sorry, I really didn't know.
So like, never anything?
Oh, just a hand job?
Was it good at least?
Huh.
Oh, nothing, nothing.
I was, I was just thinking about another last day on earth thing.
I've always wanted to take somebody's virginity.
I don't think I've ever been with a virgin.
And the idea is appealing.
Because I'll get to guide you through everything.
Plus, I'll be able to have you do exactly what I want.
What do you think?
Oh yeah, we're friends now.
But soon we could be radioactive hunks.
Besides, even if we live through tonight, I promise it won't change anything.
So, yes, I'm so happy.
For you and for me.
No, don't worry, I'll tell you exactly what to do.
But first, I'm just gonna undo your belt.
Well, before the main event, I want to show you what a blowjob feels like.
I've been told I'm not half bad.
Okay, let's...
Oh wow!
No, no, it's fine, you're just thicker than I thought you'd be.
I'll go slow.
But tell me if you're gonna come in my mouth.
You see, that's what all the hype is about.
I'm sorry you had to wait until the last stand Earth to get your cock set, but hopefully...
Thanks enough for it.
Oh, okay, I don't want you to burst just yet.
Sorry if you were enjoying that.
Well, you do have to do something for me too.
That's how foreplay works, or at least it should.
Here, pull down my yoga pants.
Go ahead, just go for it.
Yeah, if I hated wearing underwear normally, you really think I'm gonna wear it today?
Of all days.
Okay, so give me your hand.
So you got two fingers, yeah, just like that.
Then you just start to, yeah, yeah, rub me, rub me just like that.
Do it in small circles like that.
Fuck, that feels good.
Yes, give me nice and wet for you.
Now move your hand this way.
I'll guide it down and push your fingers into my, yeah, yeah, yeah, just like that.
You know, you can get them in deeper.
Oh, fuck.
It feels good.
It feels really good.
You can grab my ass with your other hand.
Yeah, if you want.
That feels, don't stop.
From my clit.
Yes.
Wow, I'm sorry.
I should have warned you.
I can get a little wet sometimes.
Oh, I nearly broke your wrist.
Guess I got lost in the moment for a second there.
I really like the way you dug your nails into my ass, though.
Yeah, here, I'll lay back.
Get close.
I'll guide you in, okay?
Ready?
Yeah, you feel really good inside me.
Does it feel good?
You can't even speak.
Yes, I am doing.
Deeper, deeper.
Yeah, you can, you can go right there.
You want me from behind?
Look at you all of a sudden.
All right.
But of course, I know how much you love my ass.
Just slide it in slow again, and you're...
Oh, fuck.
Can you really feel me up?
I should have asked you to do this sooner.
You don't have to be gentle, so go a little...
Yeah, fuck.
I'm close.
I'm so fucking close.
I'm gonna...
Oh, wow.
Most guys do not last this long their first time.
Hey, you see that over there?
Are those the...
Yeah, shit.
Yeah, hurry up.
When you're close, you can pull out and come on my back.
You know what?
It's the end of the world.
Yeah, you can come inside me.
Yeah, I'm positive.
Just grab my hips and please just go as hard as you can.
Fuck, yeah, fuck me.
Please, please fuck me.
Yeah, come for me.
Yeah, please, please, please, please come for me.
Come at me, please.
Oh, yeah, that's it.
That feels so fucking good.
I have not had anybody come at me for a while.
Decent first time.
I hope it was good because by the looks of all that,
it's probably your last.
But if we end up frozen in the ash like the people in Bombay
and tourists in a thousand years on repopulated Earth
get to gawk at you pounding me from behind,
you're welcome.
