Hey. Yeah, I guess it's just the two of us now. Then there were two, I guess. Not like
there were many people here already anyways, but really, when it comes to our Christmas Eve night.
I guess that means we must have a lot in common. Most people aren't really wanting for company
tonight. Most people have families, friends, traditions, I don't know. I'm hitting on you.
I don't want to go home alone. I really don't want to go home alone tonight. Hi. Wow. This is,
oh man, I think there's a reason I'm alone on Christmas Eve night if this is how I'm starting
a conversation. Maybe I'm alone for a reason. Oh, it's, um, don't laugh. Please don't laugh.
It's, um, it's a fuzzy navel. Yeah. Yes. The peach and orange just tastes like summer. They
wanted something. I don't know. I didn't want something warm, but I wanted something with
warm. It's good though. That's the trick. What have you got? Yeah, that would be the more traditional
choice for tonight. So tell me, why are you here? Are you as much of a charmer as I am?
So you have naturally found yourself as alone as I am. Or do you have some actually valid
reason? I don't know. Maybe you're from out of town. Are you from out of town? And your
family is just so, oh, you just had to get out of that house. Had to go down for a drink.
Yeah. I get that. Yeah, I get that. I'd be her too if I were you. I, I'm, I'm here and
I'm me. Um, God. So have I sufficiently charmed you? Will you be joining me tonight for more
after the bar company? Yeah. Last time he got me the drink, he told me it was last call.
They didn't need to announce it, I guess. Cause it was just us. Um, but yeah, this is
my last shot and I, so it's not just that I don't want to go home alone. I said that
because I don't know, I'm, I don't want to, I don't want to look like an idiot even in
front of somebody I don't know. I always want to appear like I've got everything sewed together
and that I'm not a failure or I don't make mistakes or God, I'm doing so good. I'm doing
so good at this. But it's not that I just don't want to go home alone. I want to go
home with you. I want to go home with you. Specifically you. I, I don't know what it
is about you, but maybe it's how you're holding your drink. Maybe it's how you're sitting
in your chair. I don't know the way you talked to the bartender, the way you signed your
name, I don't know. But it's something, there's something about you that I've really, it tells
me that I need to know more about you. I feel pulled to you in a way. It feels right that
we're the only two people here. It feels lucky. I don't know, I don't, I don't really need
a lot of people. I, I don't step out of my comfort zone. So, I don't know, meeting anybody
is lucky for me. And when I walked in here and saw you, I froze. And I wanted to sit
right next to you right away. But I didn't. Cause I wasn't sure if you would feel the
same way about me. But now I've had enough courage. Um, that I would like to know if
you feel the same way about me now. Do you? Are you drawn to me by some magnetic, magnificent
wild force that is unobservable and measurable, but is very much there? Yeah? Then can you
come home with me? Please? Come home with me. Spend the night. Neither of us need to
be alone tonight. Neither of us really want to be alone tonight. Yeah. Yeah, it's just
around the block. Make a walk. I walked here. Let's go.
