Oh, hey there, cutie. How's your day? Poor baby. Rough day at work. I wish I could give
you a hug. Barista. The usual place. Ground day dark roast. In that little corner by the window.
Plug in open laptop earphones. You're so predictable. I love that about you.
What are you doing now, honey? Looking at any new audios? Please, please, please,
find my audio. I did a ramble fap just for you. Nope. Oh, you're writing. There you go again.
Dippity-dippity-tap. You look so cute in your glasses. So lost in your world.
What dirty fantasies are you dreaming of now, you naughty boy?
I can't wait to read it. I think I'm getting a crush on you. Oh, shit. Did he catch me staring?
Is she still looking at me? God, this is so embarrassing. He's gonna think I'm so weirdo.
Oh, I better look up and smile at him. Not too weirdly. He almost spilled his coffee.
He's so shy. I think I better go and say hi. Yeah, I think I better. Okay. Shit, I'm doing this.
I'm actually doing this. What do I say? What do I say? Oh, God, what do I say?
Okay. Hi. I'm sorry. I didn't mean to stare at you. It's just that do you mind if I join you?
Thank you. Hi. So what are you working on? Oh, I'm sorry. That was too forward, wasn't it?
I'm nervous. No, no, please don't be embarrassed, please. I didn't mean to pry.
Okay. I'm just gonna come right out and say it, but please don't get angry or anything.
Why would you get angry? Yeah. So, God, well, do you recognize my voice? No? Okay. Well, how about...
Hey, baby. Yeah. Sound familiar. Yeah. Hi. It's me.
Say something, please. Oh, God. Are you angry? Do you want me to go? I really didn't mean to
invade your privacy. I'm sorry. I'm just... You're not angry. Okay. This is exciting. I
never really thought I'd meet you in real life. Oh, oh my God. Yeah. I should probably explain.
I kind of know who you are, and I swear it's by accident. I wasn't stalking you or anything,
except for I have been coming here often hoping to see you. But a couple of weeks ago, I walked
past, and I saw your screen. I didn't mean to. It was just that, well, the JWA website is kind of
Artemis, you know? So, okay, and you looked cute. And I walked past again, and maybe I just
peeked just a little, just a little, trying to see your username. Oh my God. Was it the biggest
surprise? I mean, it's you. I love, love, love your writing. So, I just went home, and I filled all
your scripts. Did you notice? Yeah. I probably should have reached out to you online,
probably should have reached out to you online. I'm sorry. I just, I didn't want you to know that I
knew. I mean, is that bad? You're not upset, right? Wait, what? I'm your favorite performer? Oh my
gosh. No, no, you're just saying that. Really? I mean, really? Oh my gosh. Okay, so I don't know
why, but I just really feel like kissing you right now. Is that weird? This is so weird,
but it's awesome, right? Yeah. Do you want to see where I record? I live just around the block.
Come on. Oh, come on. I want to show you.
This is it. I live alone. Well, with Mr. Goldfish. Say hi, Mr. Goldfish.
And here, this is my bedroom. It's where I, it just hit me. I can't believe you're actually
here. I mean, this is where I record. So many nights, I record your scripts, my ramble.
Oh God. I'm suddenly so shy. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. This is where I do my ramble scripts.
You find it a turn on? That's a relief. Okay, so I'm sorry. Wow. I just really want to kiss you
right now. Wow. Yeah, that was amazing, right? Yeah. Do you want to again? Okay.
Mm. Hey, you. You're such a good kisser. Can you, like, stay for a while?
Okay. I want to do this for a while. This is where I do it, you know?
Ramble fab. About you. Yeah, babe. I masturbate so much thinking about you.
Oh, you're so hard. Do you do the same? Do you masturbate to my voice?
Oh, that's hot. Can I please feel you? No, baby. Don't be shy, please. I want you so bad.
Yeah, take it off. Take it off. Oh, fuck. You're so hard. Oh, God, and your cock. Your cock is so
sexy. Can I suck it, please? Please, can I suck your cock? Okay, just lie back. Can you believe it?
Believe what? Believe your favorite performer sucking you off.
And your cock stays so good, baby.
Okay. A real writer's cock. So juicy and full of ideas.
Oh, God, I've wanted to do this for so long. Let me just take my top off.
Do you want a tit-fuck, baby? Yeah? Oh, God, I want to tit-fuck you.
Do you like that? Me wrapping my tits around you. Your cock. Do you ever think
that voice you jack off to would be here now? Tit-fucking your cock. Yeah, baby. You're tit-fucking
me. You're tit-fucking GID. You're the lucky one, aren't you? Tit-fucking your favorite audio slut.
Oh, baby. You're leaking so much. Oh, I need to suck you some more. Just a little bit.
Don't come yet, baby. Let me get out of this.
I'll lie back. Would you like to lick my pussy? Please, baby. I want to look down at you licking
me. Yeah. Do you want to take off my thong or just pull it to the side? Okay. Oh, baby.
Fuck. Oh, God. Oh, God. Fuck. My favorite hater is sucking my pussy and fucking out, baby.
Oh, and you know what I like. You know what I like, don't you? Oh, fuck. Oh,
swirl that tongue around my clit. Oh, fuck. Spell out my name with your tongue. Fuck,
I have such a long name. Oh, oh, God. Oh, God. Suck it, baby. Squeeze my test. Oh, my God.
Please. Oh, are my nipples? Oh, baby. I love how you moan into my cut. Oh, fuck. Oh, God. Oh,
God. His deep curls. Fuck. Oh, please. Please. Please. Can I come on your tongue? Oh, oh, God.
Oh, God. I can't open. I need to fuck your face. Please, baby. Just keep licking. Keep licking.
Oh, suck up my juices, and I'll clean you up later. I promise. I promise. I just need to.
Oh, oh, fuck. Your face. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, I'm writing my cut all over my sweet writer's
face. Oh, God. Baby. Baby, I'm coming. Don't stop licking. I'm coming. I'm coming. I'm coming.
Oh, oh, God. Oh, fuck. That was awesome. Oh, you're so wet. All over your face. Come here.
Come here. Come here. Thank you, baby. Oh, baby. I'm over me, and you know I like to come at least
twice, so. Oh, God. Oh, this is so crazy. It's like I know all your turn-ons, and you know mine.
Oh, baby. You want to fuck me, huh? Okay. Let me wrap my legs around you.
Oh, yes. Oh, yeah, baby. Oh, deeper, please. Oh, God. Oh, God. And bring your face closer
to mine. I just want to rest your forehead on mine, and I want to look in your eyes.
Sweet fuck. Oh, baby. Oh, baby. Oh, baby. Oh, you fucking GWA girl. Does that turn you on?
Oh, baby. Oh, fuck. I can't remember this moment. You can't believe it, huh?
Me. You masturbate, too. And you're actually fucking me. Oh, God. You're actually fucking me
right now. You real-life audience slut. Oh, fuck. Oh, fuck, fuck, fuck. Oh, fuck. Oh, fuck,
fuck, fuck. Oh, fuck. Oh, fuck. Oh, I bet this is what you check up to, huh? Oh, you lucky bastard.
Oh. Oh, how did you get so lucky? Oh, God. Oh, God. Oh, God. Yeah, please keep fucking me.
Oh, oh. Oh, you like fucking me. Oh, fuck. Oh, fuck. I wish I was recording this.
You're going to make me come. You're going to make me come somewhere. Oh, fuck. Keep fucking me,
baby. Oh, fuck. Oh, baby. Oh, baby. Oh, baby. Keep going. Baby, are you close? Are you close?
Please, please come with me. Come with me. I want you to come with me. Please, please. Oh,
oh, God. Oh, God. Oh, I need all your, I need all your come. Please, please. Oh, baby. Yeah,
coming. Please keep coming. Oh, wow. That was the best script I ever filled.
