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So this is a really interesting movie. I can't believe I've never seen it before.

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So this guy is trying to explain to all his big professor friends that he's immortal.

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When you described it I was expecting sword fights and music by Queen, but this is more like a

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big philosophical discussion, huh?

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So you're trying to impress me with some smarty fans sci-fi film with a lot of Star Trek people.

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Maybe it's working. I'll never tell.

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Maybe I will tell if you can just explain why you finally asked me out.

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I mean seriously, I've been on you for months.

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Yeah. I guess I can be pretty persistent.

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Don't you think that sort of thing makes for a good story later though?

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You can tell our grandkids how I just wouldn't give up no matter how many times you tried to

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play hard to get with me. I just kept on showing up and around you and flirting with you until

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you finally said yes to me. It's so romantic, right? The perseverance of love. How could I

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resist? Right? Look how cute you are. My friends all thought it was weird, like I was obsessed

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with you or some shit. Ashley kept saying, oh but he's so short though. Stupid cunt.

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I mean first of all, I'm not obsessed. Sometimes I just want something, right? I can't a person just

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show an interest. Sorry, sorry. I did not know I was squeezing your arm so tight. I just get so

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excited sometimes, you know? What was I saying? Right? Ashley. She's so dumb sometimes. What does

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height have to do with anything anyway? Or like size in general? So what if I'm bigger than you?

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What if I'm bigger than you are? I think you're adorable. Look, when I hug you to me, it's like

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I overwhelm you with my body. You're like a little toy. Anyway, even though I knew you'd

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come around eventually, I was still a little surprised when you finally agreed to see me.

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I mean, you've been dating all those stupid bitches for so long, I was thinking you'd never

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come around to a nice girl like me. They must have treated you pretty bad, huh?

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It's all over now. I treat the man of my life like a prince. That's the way it shouldn't be.

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Speaking of which, I still haven't properly thanked you for coming over and showing me this movie.

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Come here, I want it. Hey, why are you moving away from me?

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Jesus, I was just gonna give you a hug. You act like I'm gonna jump on top of you or some shit.

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Listen, I'm not like that. I told you, I'm a nice girl. Ask anybody. Now, come on. Come. Come here.

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There. See? I just wanted you to sit next to me so I could put my arm around you.

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Isn't that nice? We're cuddling. God, you're so cute. Those other girls you dated are total idiots,

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but what do you expect of some stupid Becky, right? Oh, you know, a Becky, girls that are just

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using cute guys like you. They don't respect you. They don't treat you right. They just see you guys

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as like a conquest or something. All they care about is getting into your pants like that last

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girl you were with. I bet she cheated on you, right? Well, whatever. Even if she's going through

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some weird family drama, that's no reason to dump you. It was mutual. It sounds like you found a

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good way to save face when she was being selfish. You're pretty smart. You dress smart too. You look

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really fucking sexy in those glasses. Anybody ever tell you that? Hey, do you want a drink? I have

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lots of alcohol. I bought some Jaeger and Red Bull. No? Come on. Don't be all frigid. Have some

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fun with me. Fine. Jesus Christ. You don't have to make a federal case out of it. I thought you just

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might want to loosen up here. Here. Let me give you a shoulder massage. Maybe that'll help.

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Okay. Seriously? What the hell? I'm just, I'm just trying to be nice to you and you're being

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to you and you're being kind of a fucking jerk to me. It's like everything I try to do

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to treat you right, you just shit all over. What are you just, just like all the other guys

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attracted to stupid fucking Beckys who treat you like crap? I mean, what's the deal? You'll fuck

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those bitches, but you won't fuck me? Oh, I'm sorry. I'm not attractive enough for you.

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If I knew you were so fucking shallow, I would have shown more cleavage, I guess. I mean, that's

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that's what you're into, right? Just girls with big tits who get off on using you. Girls that treat

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you like garbage and don't care about you, huh? You know what? Come here. No, come here. Stop moving

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around. What are you going to do? I'm bigger than you. So I guess I was real naive thinking I could

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treat you right and you come to your senses. It's not what you're into at all. You just like Beckys

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who come in and put you down and take whatever they want. Well, that's fine. I can be the biggest

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Becky you've ever had. Quit it. That is pathetic. You can't stop me. You're so cute and little,

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remember? No, come here. You like that? You like it when I kiss your neck? God, you're such a

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dead fish. Newsflash. Girls like it when you move around a little. Yeah, that's more like it.

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Feels like we're finally getting a reaction out of you, huh? I can feel that. If I knew you were

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packing such a nice big dick, I would have moved on you sooner. Guess you can't say you're enjoying

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this anymore. Body doesn't lie boy. You fucking love this. I guess I did one thing right today

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when I wore this skirt. Now you can get a taste of this pussy I know you've been craving.

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Yeah, that's right. Don't fight it. I know you want this as much as I do. You really know how

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to use your tongue. You got me dripping. You like all that pussy juice on your face. God,

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I bet you do. I knew you were a closet slut. Is this how all your stupid little girlfriends did it?

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It is, isn't it? They just flashed their big tits at you and you were down on your knees eating them

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out. Did they even call you after? You're so lucky you found me baby. Even though you treated

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me so bad, I'll still have you. I'll call you after. Treat you right. Fuck, I'll treat you so

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good baby. All you have to do is treat me good. Can you do that? Treat me good baby. Yeah, yeah,

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you're a slut. You're gonna take this pussy. Yeah, take it. Take it. You're mine. That was nice baby.

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Come here. Let me hold you. You'll see how great everything can be when you treat me good.

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There's a stubborn attitude again. Stop struggling. Listen, if you treat me good, then I'll

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love you. I'll treat you good. See? It's better when you just let me do what I want, isn't it?

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Look how much of you I can take in my mouth.

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Um, aren't you glad I made you ask me out now? You're just like Ashley, weren't you?

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All worried about being with a bigger girl.

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Well, let me show you what a bigger girl can do.

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Oh God, I could just suck this cock all day. Would you like that?

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No? Too bad you don't have a choice. When I was little, my daddy used to tell me that

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big girls can get whatever they want because they're big enough just to take it.

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Well, I'm a big girl, aren't I? Aren't I? That's right.

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You answer me when I talk to you. I'm a nice, big girl, and I decided what I want.

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So you're mine now. This cock is mine. I'll suck it whenever I want.

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And you're going to get me off whenever I want to, aren't you? That's good. You answered a lot quicker this time.

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You answered a lot quicker this time. God, you're fucking cute, and you're my boyfriend now.

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Shh. It's okay. It's okay. It's all over. You did it. We're together now.

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I'm going to take care of you, just like I said I would. I'm not like those backies.

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I'm a nice girl. See how I hold you? This is what it's going to be like with me all the time.

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You did the right thing choosing me. You're safe with me. I can just hold you close to me like this.

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Oh, you're like a little bear. A little teddy bear. Just a little toy.