1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:05,000 So this is a really interesting movie. I can't believe I've never seen it before. 2 00:00:06,000 --> 00:00:10,000 So this guy is trying to explain to all his big professor friends that he's immortal. 3 00:00:11,000 --> 00:00:20,000 When you described it I was expecting sword fights and music by Queen, but this is more like a big philosophical discussion, huh? 4 00:00:20,000 --> 00:00:29,000 So you're trying to impress me with some smarty-fans sci-fi film with a lot of Star Trek people? 5 00:00:30,000 --> 00:00:33,000 Maybe it's working. I'll never tell. 6 00:00:35,000 --> 00:00:39,000 Maybe I will tell if you can just explain why you finally asked me out. 7 00:00:40,000 --> 00:00:43,000 I mean seriously, I've been on you for months. 8 00:00:43,000 --> 00:00:49,000 Yeah, I guess I can be pretty persistent. 9 00:00:50,000 --> 00:00:53,000 Don't you think that sort of thing makes for a good story later though? 10 00:00:54,000 --> 00:01:00,000 You can tell our grandkids how I just wouldn't give up no matter how many times you tried to play hard to get with me. 11 00:01:01,000 --> 00:01:07,000 I just kept on showing up and around you and flirting with you until you finally said yes to me. 12 00:01:08,000 --> 00:01:10,000 It's so romantic, right? 13 00:01:10,000 --> 00:01:12,000 The perseverance of love. 14 00:01:15,000 --> 00:01:16,000 How could I resist? 15 00:01:17,000 --> 00:01:19,000 Right? Look how cute you are. 16 00:01:20,000 --> 00:01:24,000 My friends all thought it was weird, like I was obsessed with you or some shit. 17 00:01:25,000 --> 00:01:29,000 Ashley kept saying, oh but he's so short though. Stupid cunt. 18 00:01:30,000 --> 00:01:38,000 I mean first of all, I'm not obsessed. Sometimes I just want something, right? I can't a person just show an interest. 19 00:01:38,000 --> 00:01:43,000 Sorry, sorry. I did not know I was squeezing your arm so tight. 20 00:01:44,000 --> 00:01:46,000 I just get so excited sometimes, you know? 21 00:01:47,000 --> 00:01:49,000 What was I saying? Right? 22 00:01:50,000 --> 00:01:52,000 Ashley, she's so dumb sometimes. 23 00:01:53,000 --> 00:01:57,000 What does height have to do with anything anyway? Or like size in general? 24 00:01:58,000 --> 00:02:01,000 So what if I'm bigger than you are? I think you're adorable. 25 00:02:02,000 --> 00:02:06,000 Look, when I hug you to me it's like I overwhelm you with my body. 26 00:02:06,000 --> 00:02:10,000 You're like a little toy. 27 00:02:12,000 --> 00:02:19,000 Anyway, even though I knew you'd come around eventually, I was still a little surprised when you finally agreed to see me. 28 00:02:20,000 --> 00:02:27,000 I mean, you've been dating all those stupid bitches for so long, I was thinking you'd never come around to a nice girl like me. 29 00:02:28,000 --> 00:02:30,000 They must have treated you pretty bad, huh? 30 00:02:31,000 --> 00:02:32,000 It's all over now. 31 00:02:32,000 --> 00:02:36,000 I treat the man of my life like a prince. That's the way it should be. 32 00:02:37,000 --> 00:02:41,000 Speaking of which, I still haven't properly thanked you for coming over and showing me this movie. 33 00:02:42,000 --> 00:02:43,000 Come here, I want it. 34 00:02:44,000 --> 00:02:46,000 Hey, why are you moving away from me? 35 00:02:47,000 --> 00:02:50,000 Jesus, I was just going to give you a hug. 36 00:02:51,000 --> 00:02:53,000 You act like I'm going to jump on top of you or some shit. 37 00:02:54,000 --> 00:02:58,000 Listen, I'm not like that. I told you. I'm a nice girl. 38 00:02:59,000 --> 00:03:00,000 Ask anybody. Now come on. 39 00:03:00,000 --> 00:03:03,000 Come. Come here. 40 00:03:04,000 --> 00:03:05,000 There. See? 41 00:03:06,000 --> 00:03:08,000 I just wanted you to sit next to me so I could put my arm around you. 42 00:03:09,000 --> 00:03:11,000 Isn't that nice? We're coupling. 43 00:03:12,000 --> 00:03:14,000 God, you're so cute. 44 00:03:15,000 --> 00:03:20,000 Those other girls you dated are total idiots, but what do you expect of some stupid Becky, right? 45 00:03:21,000 --> 00:03:27,000 Oh, you know, a Becky. Girls that are just using cute guys like you. 46 00:03:27,000 --> 00:03:30,000 They don't respect you. They don't treat you right. 47 00:03:31,000 --> 00:03:35,000 They just see you guys as like a conquest or something. 48 00:03:36,000 --> 00:03:40,000 All they care about is getting into your pants like that last girl you were with. 49 00:03:41,000 --> 00:03:43,000 I bet she cheated on you, right? 50 00:03:44,000 --> 00:03:49,000 Well, whatever. Even if she's going through some weird family drama, that's no reason to dump you. 51 00:03:50,000 --> 00:03:55,000 It was mutual. It sounds like you found a good way to save face when she was being selfish. 52 00:03:55,000 --> 00:03:57,000 You're pretty smart. 53 00:03:58,000 --> 00:04:02,000 You dress smart, too. You look really fucking sexy in those glasses. 54 00:04:03,000 --> 00:04:05,000 Anybody ever tell you that? 55 00:04:06,000 --> 00:04:10,000 Hey, do you want a drink? I have lots of alcohol. 56 00:04:11,000 --> 00:04:13,000 I bought some Jaeger and Red Bull. 57 00:04:14,000 --> 00:04:17,000 No? Come on. Don't be all frigid. Have some fun with me. 58 00:04:18,000 --> 00:04:22,000 Fine. Jesus Christ. You don't have to make a federal case out of it. 59 00:04:22,000 --> 00:04:25,000 I thought you just might want to loosen up. Here. Here. 60 00:04:26,000 --> 00:04:29,000 Let me give you a shoulder massage. Maybe that'll help. 61 00:04:30,000 --> 00:04:32,000 Okay, seriously? What the hell? I'm just... 62 00:04:33,000 --> 00:04:38,000 I'm just trying to be nice to you and you're being kind of a fucking jerk to me. 63 00:04:39,000 --> 00:04:43,000 It's like everything I try to do to treat you right, you just shit all over. 64 00:04:44,000 --> 00:04:49,000 What are you, just like all the other guys attracted to stupid fucking Beckys who treat you like crap? 65 00:04:49,000 --> 00:04:53,000 I mean, what's the deal? You'll fuck those bitches, but you won't fuck me? 66 00:04:54,000 --> 00:04:57,000 Oh, I'm sorry. I'm not attractive enough for you? 67 00:04:58,000 --> 00:05:02,000 If I knew you were so fucking shallow, I would have shown more cleavage, I guess. 68 00:05:03,000 --> 00:05:07,000 I mean, that's what you're into, right? Just girls with big tits who get off on using you? 69 00:05:08,000 --> 00:05:11,000 Girls that treat you like garbage and don't care about you, huh? 70 00:05:12,000 --> 00:05:16,000 You know what? Come here. No, come here. Stop moving around. 71 00:05:16,000 --> 00:05:19,000 What are you going to do? I'm bigger than you. 72 00:05:21,000 --> 00:05:26,000 So I guess I was real naive, thinking I could treat you right and you'd come to your senses? 73 00:05:27,000 --> 00:05:29,000 It's not what you're into at all. 74 00:05:30,000 --> 00:05:35,000 You just like Beckys who come in and put you down and take whatever they want? Well, that's fine. 75 00:05:36,000 --> 00:05:40,000 I can be the biggest Becky you've ever had. 76 00:05:41,000 --> 00:05:43,000 Oh, quit it. That is pathetic. You can't stop me. 77 00:05:43,000 --> 00:05:47,000 You're so cute and little, remember? No, come here. 78 00:05:48,000 --> 00:05:51,000 You like that? 79 00:05:52,000 --> 00:05:55,000 You like it when I kiss your neck? 80 00:05:56,000 --> 00:06:00,000 God, you're such a dead fish. Newsflash. 81 00:06:01,000 --> 00:06:03,000 Girls like it when you move around a little. 82 00:06:04,000 --> 00:06:06,000 Yeah, that's more like it. 83 00:06:07,000 --> 00:06:10,000 Feels like we're finally getting a reaction out of you, huh? 84 00:06:10,000 --> 00:06:12,000 I can feel that. 85 00:06:13,000 --> 00:06:17,000 If I knew you were packing such a nice big dick, I would have moved on you sooner. 86 00:06:18,000 --> 00:06:20,000 Guess you can't say you weren't enjoying this anymore. 87 00:06:21,000 --> 00:06:26,000 The body doesn't lie, boy. You fucking love this. 88 00:06:28,000 --> 00:06:32,000 I guess I did one thing right today when I wore this skirt. 89 00:06:33,000 --> 00:06:36,000 Now you can get a taste of this pussy I know you've been craving. 90 00:06:36,000 --> 00:06:41,000 Yeah, that's right. Don't fight it. 91 00:06:42,000 --> 00:06:44,000 I know you want this as much as I do. 92 00:06:45,000 --> 00:06:47,000 What the fuck? 93 00:06:48,000 --> 00:06:54,000 Damn. You really know how to use your tongue. 94 00:06:55,000 --> 00:06:57,000 You got me dripping. 95 00:06:58,000 --> 00:07:03,000 You like all that pussy juice on your face? 96 00:07:03,000 --> 00:07:05,000 God, I bet you do. 97 00:07:06,000 --> 00:07:09,000 I knew you were a closet slut. 98 00:07:10,000 --> 00:07:13,000 Is this how all your stupid little girlfriends did it? 99 00:07:14,000 --> 00:07:16,000 It is, isn't it? 100 00:07:17,000 --> 00:07:21,000 They just flashed their big tits at you and you were down on your knees eating them out. 101 00:07:22,000 --> 00:07:26,000 Did they even call you after? 102 00:07:27,000 --> 00:07:30,000 You're so lucky you found me, baby. 103 00:07:30,000 --> 00:07:35,000 Even though you treated me so bad, I'll still have you. I'll call you after. 104 00:07:36,000 --> 00:07:41,000 I'll treat you right. Fuck, I'll treat you so good, baby. 105 00:07:42,000 --> 00:07:44,000 All you have to do is treat me good. 106 00:07:45,000 --> 00:07:48,000 Can you do that? Treat me good, baby. 107 00:07:49,000 --> 00:07:53,000 Yeah, you're a slut. You're gonna take this pussy. 108 00:07:54,000 --> 00:07:57,000 Yeah, take it. Take it. 109 00:07:57,000 --> 00:08:00,000 Take it. You're mine. 110 00:08:11,000 --> 00:08:15,000 That was nice, baby. Come here. Let me hold you. 111 00:08:16,000 --> 00:08:20,000 You'll see how great everything can be when you treat me good. 112 00:08:20,000 --> 00:08:28,000 There's that stubborn attitude again. Stop struggling. 113 00:08:29,000 --> 00:08:42,000 Listen, if you treat me good, then I'll treat you good. 114 00:08:42,000 --> 00:08:55,000 See? It's better when you just let me do what I want, isn't it? 115 00:08:55,000 --> 00:09:11,000 Look how much of you I can take in my mouth. 116 00:09:25,000 --> 00:09:36,000 Aren't you glad I made you ask me out now? 117 00:09:37,000 --> 00:09:40,000 You're just like Ashley, weren't you? 118 00:09:41,000 --> 00:09:44,000 All worried about being with a bigger girl? 119 00:09:44,000 --> 00:09:51,000 Let me show you what a bigger girl can do. 120 00:09:51,000 --> 00:10:14,000 Oh, God. I could just suck this cock all day. 121 00:10:14,000 --> 00:10:23,000 Would you like that? No? Too bad you don't have a choice. 122 00:10:34,000 --> 00:10:40,000 When I was little, my daddy used to tell me that 123 00:10:40,000 --> 00:10:50,000 big girls can get whatever they want because they're big enough just to take it. 124 00:10:56,000 --> 00:11:03,000 Well, I'm a big girl, aren't I? Aren't I? That's right. 125 00:11:04,000 --> 00:11:07,000 You answer me when I talk to you. 126 00:11:07,000 --> 00:11:12,000 I'm a nice big girl and I decided what I want. 127 00:11:13,000 --> 00:11:17,000 So you're mine now. This cock is mine. 128 00:11:18,000 --> 00:11:20,000 I'll suck it whenever I want. 129 00:11:21,000 --> 00:11:24,000 And you're going to get me off whenever I want to, aren't you? 130 00:11:25,000 --> 00:11:29,000 That's good. You answered a lot quicker this time. 131 00:11:29,000 --> 00:11:36,000 God, you're fucking cute. And you're my boyfriend now. 132 00:12:00,000 --> 00:12:07,000 Shh. It's okay. It's okay. It's all over. You did it. 133 00:12:08,000 --> 00:12:13,000 We're together now. I'm going to take care of you. 134 00:12:14,000 --> 00:12:19,000 Just like I said I would. I'm not like those backies. 135 00:12:20,000 --> 00:12:24,000 I'm a nice girl. See how I hold you? 136 00:12:24,000 --> 00:12:34,000 This is what it's going to be like with me all the time. 137 00:12:36,000 --> 00:12:43,000 You did the right thing choosing me. You're safe with me. 138 00:12:44,000 --> 00:12:47,000 I can just hold you close to me like this. 139 00:12:47,000 --> 00:12:53,000 Oh, you're like a little bear. A little teddy bear. 140 00:12:53,000 --> 00:13:16,000 Just a little toy.