Fuck.
Oh.
Hello? Hello? Hello?
Uh, hi!
I was just, um...
I was taking a call in this room.
I thought it was empty.
I didn't realize anybody was going to have a meeting in here.
Um...
Mm-hmm.
I suppose I can't really hide what I was doing then.
Uh, hmm.
I, um...
This is really inappropriate.
Uh, hmm, I'm sorry.
Ooh, wow.
Um...
Um...
Anyway, you won't tell HR about this?
Thank you. Thank you.
Um, anyway, you can forget it forever?
Okay, yeah, I thought, um...
I thought that was a long shot, but, um...
Hmm.
I don't know how I'm going to look at you the same afterwards.
Um, knowing that you've seen me...
Um...
Diddle my fiddle?
Uh, maybe is the term for it?
Uh, I don't really know what the kids say today, but...
Oh, God.
Mm-hmm.
But, what do you mean?
I showed you mine, so you show me yours sort of thing?
What's that called?
Uh, something for something, what's that called?
There's a name for it, what is it?
Oh, thank you, yeah.
Um, I'm sorry, I'm just...
I'm having trouble thinking and understanding right now.
Um, did you offer to touch yourself in front of me
because you walked in on me masturbating
in a fucking conference room in a office building?
Okay, good. Um, could you do me one more favor?
Could you pinch me?
Please, I want this to be a dream.
Very badly.
Please pinch me.
Damn it.
Okay.
Um, deal.
Deal.
So, go ahead.
I suppose that, um, doesn't get most guys started,
so let me, um...
Let me, um, think a little bit.
Fuck. Um...
Oh, fuck.
So, let me describe to you what I was thinking,
and maybe this will help you.
So, I've been, um, thinking, uh, about a scenario
for a while now.
You don't mind if I touch myself a little bit
while I talk about it, do you?
No? Okay.
It just helps, remember?
Fuck, I'm still wet.
Uh, yeah, so, uh, I've been thinking, uh,
uh, about this scenario of me waking up, uh,
with a cock in my mouth.
Uh, fuck.
Stop staring. Stop staring.
Grab your cock and join me.
Come on.
I'm telling you this for a reason.
A little something for something.
Whatever that fucking phrase you said.
Was it Latin?
Yeah, that one.
Uh, go ahead and stroke your cock for me,
and I'll tell you about how I would enjoy, uh,
just slowly waking up like this.
Uh, I picture myself in my bed early in the morning,
about 5, 6 a.m., all tucked in and cozy.
Uh, PJ's all cozy, fuzzy, comfy, my favorite.
Uh, and let's just say you.
Yes, you.
Uh, you're sleeping in bed next to me,
but you wake up, uh, a little early,
and you decide to treat me to some coffee,
because you are just the sweetest man, aren't you?
Would you do that for me?
Would you wake me up, uh, with a cup of coffee
and your cock?
Uh, yeah, uh, I thought you would.
Mm.
Uh, bite your cock.
Uh, you would look at me, sleeping in bed,
uh, breathing, uh, those little breaths I breathe,
little moments, uh, and you would just,
uh, know, uh, that my mouth, uh,
would make your cock just feel so good,
and you can't help but think how warm, uh, and wet it must be.
So you take your cock out, uh,
and you just trace it against my open lips,
and I, uh, automatically stick my tongue out, uh,
like, because even sleeping me is that little lovely oral fixation.
Uh, oh, you love so much.
Mm.
And you just rub your cock against my open mouth
with my tongue hanging out, uh, uh,
so that I can start to taste, uh,
you pretty come in my sleep, uh, hi,
you're doing great, fuck, uh,
I love watching you touch your cock for me, uh,
you make some sounds, too, good,
make the sounds you would make, uh,
if you were rubbing against my tongue,
yeah, that was, uh, fuck, those good ones,
um, like, eventually, uh, my sleepy little mouth
would take your cock, uh, completely in my mouth, uh,
and just start, um, sucking on it,
just slowly, uh, softly, uh, uh,
you can, uh, grab my head, hold my face,
just gently, and start thrusting, uh, into my mouth,
uh, not enough to wake me up, of course,
because you don't want to wake me up yet,
no, you don't want to wake me up yet,
uh, fuck, uh, because I'm doing such a good job
sucking your cock in my sleep,
there's no reason to wake me up, right, right,
I do look like I would be good at sucking your cock,
uh, uh, uh, don't I, don't I, tell me,
uh, tell me I would be good at sucking your cock,
yeah, uh, fuck, uh, I see you staring at my mouth now,
uh, fuck, uh, you want to look at my tongue,
uh, uh, uh, look at my tongue, uh,
look at my tongue and check that cock for me,
uh, uh, there you go, fuck,
slowly, slowly, slowly, thrust into my mouth,
just like that, uh,
and you might take one hand and go under,
under the sheets, under my pajama bottoms
and just feel, uh, feel how wet I'm getting for you in my sleep,
uh, because I would, um, um,
I'm a good girl who gets wet from just sucking cock,
yeah, uh, you like that, uh,
uh, you want to fuck a girl who gets wet from just sucking cock,
uh, yeah, good, uh,
and you would feel how wet I am, uh, fuck,
and in my sleep, uh, as you touch me and I suck your cock,
I would just get the softest, uh, sweetest little moans,
and you'd feel those little moans vibrating in your cock,
uh, and you'd just fuck a little harder into my mouth,
yeah, fuck a little harder,
and grip my chin just a little bit tighter, uh,
so I can feel it in my sleep, uh,
oh, but right now it just feels like a really, uh, amazing dream,
uh, the best dream, uh, uh, good, uh,
yeah, fuck, yeah, are you going to come for me,
are you going to come for me right here, uh,
come over here, get a little closer, a little closer,
and let me tell you what I want to do with your cock, uh,
I want you to shoot it into my mouth, yeah,
I want you to do that, I want you to do that, uh, in my sleep,
and I want you to do that right now,
that's how you wake me up, right, uh-huh,
by shooting your cum on down my needy little throat,
so quiet, uh, uh, come for me, uh-huh, come for me, yeah, uh-huh, uh,
oh, fuck, oh, thank you, fuck, uh, uh, thank you, oh, fuck,
oh, fuck, I feel a lot better now, thank you,
I just needed to, uh, get off real quick,
now I can go back to my reports, fuck,
we should get out of here though,
I think there's something scheduled in a few minutes,
and, uh, we don't want anybody to really see us coming out of here
at the same time with, uh, a little disheveled look,
we both kind of have right now, like, uh,
let's do this again sometime, uh,
yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, sounds good, uh.