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Excuse me, sir? Could you spare a moment of your time? I have an issue to discuss regarding

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rhyme. Do you have somewhere more private we could converse? The problem I have is somewhat

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perverse. I had no idea the rooms at this inn were so spacious. Now into my shoe, which

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is rather salacious. You see, I've been given a curse. It forces me to speak in rhyming

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verse. The only way to lift this hex is for me to find another to have sex. The reasons

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for this solution are quite mysterious, but I assure you, sir, I am quite serious. So

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please, sir, come lay with me. Come make me squirm with unbridled glee. That face tells

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me all I need to know. Know how about we get on with the show? So how would you like it?

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Perhaps gentle and slow? Or maybe hard and rough? Which way shall we go?

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Oh, sir, the way your lips feel. They're quite amazing. I beg you continue. Make me your

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plaything. Well, I think we should no longer be clothed. We should both be far more exposed.

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There, now isn't that an improvement? Now bend me over. Give me such pleasurable movements.

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Oh, oh my god, sir, you make me feel so full. If I didn't know better, I think you were

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a ball. Please, sir, don't slow down. I implore you to go to town. Oh, sir, I can sense you're

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getting close. Please fill me with what I need most. The thing that I need, your life-giving

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seed. Please, sir, harder. I need to breathe. Only then is my freedom guaranteed.

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Oh, one thing I failed to mention. The curse has passed around like a game of tag. So now

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you'll continue to ride until you can find yourself a new partner. Oops.