1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:06,400 Hello? Are you looking for the sickbay? You found it. If you would just please sign your 2 00:00:06,400 --> 00:00:10,280 name on that form, I will be right with you. 3 00:00:10,280 --> 00:00:17,660 Okay, sorry for the wait. I just had to finish an important call. So tell me, what seems 4 00:00:17,660 --> 00:00:26,920 to be the problem? You've got pains? And where exactly is the pain coming from? Is it your 5 00:00:26,920 --> 00:00:36,800 head, your neck, your back? You're experiencing pains in your groin. Okay. Could you describe 6 00:00:36,800 --> 00:00:47,240 the pain for me? Is it a sharp sting or more of like a dull ache? Okay. Would you say the 7 00:00:47,240 --> 00:00:56,080 pain is isolated to either the penis or your testes? Right. Okay, so now I'm going to have 8 00:00:56,080 --> 00:01:02,080 to take a look at the area. I need to check for any signs of infection or swelling. There's 9 00:01:02,080 --> 00:01:08,920 really no need to be embarrassed. I just have to inspect your testicles. Barely anybody comes 10 00:01:08,920 --> 00:01:13,760 around to the sickbay anyways. Just pull your pants down and let me have a look. Otherwise, 11 00:01:13,760 --> 00:01:24,920 I cannot treat you properly. Very good. That wasn't so hard. Now just hold still, please. 12 00:01:24,920 --> 00:01:38,800 I can't seem to find any lumps or infection, which is good. How long have you had this 13 00:01:38,800 --> 00:01:48,400 pain for? Okay, it comes and goes. You know what? I am noticing a slightly blue tinge. 14 00:01:48,400 --> 00:01:59,400 Do you masturbate at all? You don't? You're serious? Like not even just a little? Okay, 15 00:01:59,400 --> 00:02:05,400 I'm sorry. I don't mean to be shocked, but it's just that most boys your age are already 16 00:02:05,400 --> 00:02:10,600 very familiar with masturbation. I'm actually surprised you made it to college without at 17 00:02:10,600 --> 00:02:19,040 least, you know, trying your hand at it. Well, I do think that this explains the pain. So 18 00:02:19,040 --> 00:02:26,120 you're suffering from epidemial hypertension, commonly known as blue balls. It's just a 19 00:02:26,120 --> 00:02:31,920 condition that causes aching in the testicles after having an erection without an orgasm. 20 00:02:31,920 --> 00:02:38,180 And if you don't even masturbate occasionally, this must be the worst case of blue balls 21 00:02:38,180 --> 00:02:46,960 I've ever come across. I cannot imagine what the pain must be like. Luckily, there is an 22 00:02:46,960 --> 00:02:52,080 easy solution to your problem. All you have to do is masturbate until you achieve an orgasm 23 00:02:52,080 --> 00:03:02,160 and then all that pain will just be drained out of your balls. Oh no, you look worried. 24 00:03:02,160 --> 00:03:08,360 Your mother wouldn't approve? She told you that if you play with your penis too much, 25 00:03:08,360 --> 00:03:19,160 it'll fall off? Oh Christ, you can't be serious. I just can't even comprehend how a parent 26 00:03:19,160 --> 00:03:26,600 would do that to their son. Okay, so listen to me. You need to take everything your mother 27 00:03:26,600 --> 00:03:32,720 told you about masturbation and sex, probably too, and just throw it out the window because 28 00:03:32,720 --> 00:03:38,760 she's wrong. There's nothing bad about having sexual thoughts and wanting to act on those 29 00:03:38,760 --> 00:03:45,800 thoughts. So the way I see it, you have a choice to make. You can either masturbate 30 00:03:45,800 --> 00:03:54,920 and relieve the pain right now, or you can live the rest of your life with aching balls. 31 00:03:54,920 --> 00:04:00,960 It doesn't matter if you don't know how to do it properly. I can show you. How about 32 00:04:00,960 --> 00:04:07,800 I do it for you now, and then you copy my technique when you're at home. Okay? I'll 33 00:04:07,800 --> 00:04:17,000 talk you through every step. So I'll start by lubricating my hands. This isn't mandatory, 34 00:04:17,000 --> 00:04:22,280 but it is recommended. And then I'll start rubbing your penis, encouraging it to get 35 00:04:22,280 --> 00:04:31,000 nice and stiff. Shhh, sweetie. Don't worry about what your mother would think. She's 36 00:04:31,000 --> 00:04:37,320 not here right now. You've got a new mommy who wants to take care of you. She knows the 37 00:04:37,320 --> 00:04:43,200 best way to help you is to drain those aching balls. If you don't let your new mommy help 38 00:04:43,200 --> 00:04:51,560 you, she's going to get very cross, and we wouldn't want that. So just relax and let 39 00:04:51,560 --> 00:05:00,720 mommy stroke your cock. That's a good boy. Mommy likes it when her boys are obedient. 40 00:05:00,720 --> 00:05:05,960 Mommy's just going to wrap her fingers around your adorable little penis, and slide her 41 00:05:05,960 --> 00:05:13,480 hands slowly up and down. There. It's not scary, is it? What a brave boy you are for 42 00:05:13,480 --> 00:05:20,760 letting mommy touch you like this. I want you to pay attention. Watch how mommy lets 43 00:05:20,760 --> 00:05:28,280 her fist slide smoothly up and down the shaft, all the way from the base to the tip. I can 44 00:05:28,280 --> 00:05:35,960 feel your penis getting harder, sweetie. You like it, don't you? And don't deny it. You 45 00:05:35,960 --> 00:05:44,520 like the feeling of mommy's hand jerking your cock. Such a dirty-minded boy you are. Do 46 00:05:44,520 --> 00:05:52,000 you ever catch yourself looking at girls? I bet you do. Mommy knows what young boys 47 00:05:52,000 --> 00:05:59,080 think like. Your eyes are naturally drawn to certain parts of a lady's body. You like 48 00:05:59,080 --> 00:06:04,920 to look at their asses, their tits, and their legs. You love to imagine what they smell 49 00:06:04,920 --> 00:06:12,880 and taste like. No matter how hard you try, you can't help but stare. And now when you 50 00:06:12,880 --> 00:06:18,880 get home, all those thoughts will be racing through your head, and you won't be able 51 00:06:18,880 --> 00:06:25,320 to resist stroking yourself when you think about a cute girl from class. Oh, don't be 52 00:06:25,320 --> 00:06:33,440 embarrassed, honey. Everybody does it, even mommy. Of course. Mommy loves to think about 53 00:06:33,440 --> 00:06:39,880 handsome men and how yummy their cocks are. How lucky that there's one right here that 54 00:06:39,880 --> 00:06:50,360 I can taste. But first, you need to be polite and ask mommy to suck your cock, like all 55 00:06:50,360 --> 00:07:14,320 good boys should. Yes, dear, mommy would love to suck this adorable cock. Oh, sweetie. Oh, 56 00:07:14,320 --> 00:07:38,200 mommy loves how your cock feels in your mouth. Your cock is hot inside my mouth. Oh, oh, 57 00:07:38,200 --> 00:07:59,320 oh. You sound like you're almost ready to come. You see, when your penis is rubbed, 58 00:07:59,320 --> 00:08:08,120 sucked, and fucked long enough, you'll start to feel all sorts of funny tingles and sensations 59 00:08:08,120 --> 00:08:31,320 running through your body. Then, when you simply can't take it anymore, your brain will 60 00:08:31,320 --> 00:08:37,040 explode with happiness and your cock will shoot out all that delicious thick cum. And 61 00:08:37,040 --> 00:09:01,080 right now, sweetie, I want to taste your cum. But we have to be careful. We can't dirty 62 00:09:01,080 --> 00:09:12,400 the place up with your semen, so you'll have to shoot it all into mommy's mouth. Do you 63 00:09:12,400 --> 00:09:22,480 want to cum in mommy's mouth? A good boy always asks for permission to cum. I want to hear 64 00:09:22,480 --> 00:09:37,960 you say, mommy, please let me cum. Of course you can cum, my sweet baby boy. You can cum 65 00:09:37,960 --> 00:10:03,000 whenever you like. Shoot your first load deep into mommy's eager, thirsty throat. Oh, that 66 00:10:03,000 --> 00:10:13,520 was one of the biggest loads I've ever taken. You are such a good boy for mommy. All right, 67 00:10:13,520 --> 00:10:21,920 that should ease the ache for a while. Remember what I taught you and your pain will go away. 68 00:10:21,920 --> 00:10:36,880 If you ever need help in the future, I mean, we'll always be here to lend a hand or mouth.