1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:09,000 I told you, kids, I don't have any more candy! 2 00:00:09,000 --> 00:00:11,000 Hi! 3 00:00:11,000 --> 00:00:15,000 What are you doing? 4 00:00:15,000 --> 00:00:22,000 I thought it was going to be more of the neighborhood kids coming by trying to get some more candy out of me. 5 00:00:22,000 --> 00:00:26,000 I'm unfortunately all out. 6 00:00:26,000 --> 00:00:28,000 I didn't buy enough this year. 7 00:00:28,000 --> 00:00:35,000 This is my first, first Halloween in the neighborhood, and I just didn't... 8 00:00:35,000 --> 00:00:38,000 I didn't expect the turnout. 9 00:00:38,000 --> 00:00:41,000 Is it always this good? 10 00:00:41,000 --> 00:00:43,000 Yeah? 11 00:00:43,000 --> 00:00:48,000 That's great. I'll be sure to better prepare next time. 12 00:00:53,000 --> 00:00:56,000 Is that so? 13 00:00:56,000 --> 00:01:03,000 Well, I can't possibly have bad luck from not giving you candy because you're not trick-or-treating. 14 00:01:03,000 --> 00:01:09,000 No, you're not. Look at you. You're not even dressed up. 15 00:01:09,000 --> 00:01:13,000 And you're far too old for it anyways. 16 00:01:13,000 --> 00:01:16,000 Yes, you are. 17 00:01:16,000 --> 00:01:19,000 You're... 18 00:01:19,000 --> 00:01:22,000 Come on, the rules don't apply. 19 00:01:22,000 --> 00:01:29,000 No, the rules don't apply. I'm... No, no. 20 00:01:29,000 --> 00:01:34,000 Hmm. What? Do you want me to... 21 00:01:34,000 --> 00:01:37,000 Hmm. 22 00:01:37,000 --> 00:01:45,000 There's... I don't think I have any chocolate in my house at all, even. I don't have any... 23 00:01:45,000 --> 00:01:51,000 Oh god, I don't even have any of those little miniature carrot things. 24 00:01:51,000 --> 00:01:56,000 I don't have any... I don't have any apples. That's a thing. 25 00:01:56,000 --> 00:02:03,000 That's a thing people give for Halloween, too, and those little, like, corn popcorn balls. 26 00:02:03,000 --> 00:02:10,000 People give those for Halloween candies. I don't have any of those. 27 00:02:10,000 --> 00:02:14,000 Tell you what, I'll invite you in for a drink. 28 00:02:14,000 --> 00:02:18,000 Will that settle our debt? 29 00:02:18,000 --> 00:02:20,000 Hmm? Yeah? 30 00:02:20,000 --> 00:02:22,000 Okay. 31 00:02:22,000 --> 00:02:25,000 Come on in. 32 00:02:25,000 --> 00:02:29,000 Make yourself at home. 33 00:02:29,000 --> 00:02:32,000 I'll just go get... 34 00:02:32,000 --> 00:02:38,000 I don't know, whatever wine is open in my fridge right now. 35 00:02:38,000 --> 00:02:40,000 Ugh. 36 00:02:48,000 --> 00:02:53,000 Mm-hmm. Nothing too fancy here. 37 00:02:53,000 --> 00:02:57,000 We got ourselves a little two buck chuck. 38 00:02:57,000 --> 00:03:00,000 I hope you don't mind. 39 00:03:00,000 --> 00:03:04,000 And sorry, no wine glasses either. 40 00:03:04,000 --> 00:03:10,000 I realized that these little... what are they, jelly jars? 41 00:03:10,000 --> 00:03:14,000 They work just as well. They're the perfect size. 42 00:03:14,000 --> 00:03:18,000 I've even dropped a few of these, and they haven't broken. 43 00:03:18,000 --> 00:03:25,000 Has never happened to me, to a wine glass. Every time I drop a wine glass, it breaks immediately. 44 00:03:25,000 --> 00:03:30,000 Mm-hmm. Yes. 45 00:03:30,000 --> 00:03:35,000 Well, cheers, I guess. 46 00:03:35,000 --> 00:03:38,000 First Halloween in the neighborhood. 47 00:03:38,000 --> 00:03:43,000 A successful event, as far as I can tell. 48 00:03:43,000 --> 00:03:46,000 And a new neighbor met. 49 00:03:46,000 --> 00:03:48,000 Hi. 50 00:03:48,000 --> 00:03:53,000 Mm. 51 00:03:53,000 --> 00:03:56,000 Mm. 52 00:03:56,000 --> 00:04:01,000 So how long have you lived in the neighborhood? 53 00:04:01,000 --> 00:04:04,000 Yeah? 54 00:04:04,000 --> 00:04:06,000 I feel like it's that way. 55 00:04:06,000 --> 00:04:11,000 You're either... you're either a long hauler in this neighborhood here since the 70s, 56 00:04:11,000 --> 00:04:16,000 or you moved in in the past, like, three years. It's wild. 57 00:04:16,000 --> 00:04:23,000 Mm. 58 00:04:23,000 --> 00:04:27,000 Hey, thanks for coming over. 59 00:04:27,000 --> 00:04:31,000 I've seen you around the neighborhood. 60 00:04:31,000 --> 00:04:35,000 Putting your cans out, waving to you. 61 00:04:35,000 --> 00:04:37,000 Mm-hmm. 62 00:04:37,000 --> 00:04:43,000 I'm really glad you stopped by. I've been hoping to try and figure out an excuse to... 63 00:04:43,000 --> 00:04:47,000 come see you. 64 00:04:47,000 --> 00:04:50,000 Mm. 65 00:04:50,000 --> 00:04:55,000 Have you been trying to figure out an excuse for me? 66 00:04:55,000 --> 00:04:58,000 Mm? 67 00:04:58,000 --> 00:05:04,000 Been watching me take out my trash? 68 00:05:04,000 --> 00:05:08,000 Running out of my house in... 69 00:05:08,000 --> 00:05:11,000 pretty much almost a t-shirt sometimes. 70 00:05:11,000 --> 00:05:16,000 Uh, you know, most people don't put out their trash at, like, 4 a.m. 71 00:05:16,000 --> 00:05:18,000 They really don't. 72 00:05:18,000 --> 00:05:25,000 I think it's only you and I on this entire street. I didn't think anybody would see me. 73 00:05:25,000 --> 00:05:28,000 Little did I know. 74 00:05:28,000 --> 00:05:33,000 You would, uh, very much see me. 75 00:05:33,000 --> 00:05:39,000 Well, did you like what you saw? 76 00:05:39,000 --> 00:05:43,000 Mm-hmm. 77 00:05:43,000 --> 00:05:45,000 Yeah. 78 00:05:45,000 --> 00:05:49,000 Mm. So you've been hoping to get a second glance? 79 00:05:49,000 --> 00:05:55,000 Hoping to find an excuse to get inside and... 80 00:05:55,000 --> 00:06:01,000 you see me turning off my porch light as you tick it in? 81 00:06:01,000 --> 00:06:06,000 Go ahead. Turning off your porch light at... what is it? 82 00:06:06,000 --> 00:06:07,000 Oh, look. 83 00:06:07,000 --> 00:06:09,000 It's 7. 84 00:06:09,000 --> 00:06:15,000 It's 7 on Halloween. Turning off your porch light at this time is... 85 00:06:15,000 --> 00:06:18,000 ooh, it is a sign of something. 86 00:06:18,000 --> 00:06:22,000 I was not prepared. 87 00:06:22,000 --> 00:06:27,000 Mm. You must have seen that and thought, well, 88 00:06:27,000 --> 00:06:32,000 I bet I can get inside there and get a drink with her. 89 00:06:32,000 --> 00:06:41,000 I can trick her with some sort of Halloween nonsense oogie boogie bad luck 90 00:06:41,000 --> 00:06:45,000 if you don't get a treat for your trick. 91 00:06:45,000 --> 00:06:50,000 Is that what you thought? 92 00:06:50,000 --> 00:06:57,000 You think you could trick me into giving you a treat? 93 00:06:57,000 --> 00:07:02,000 Well, you're very clever and you can. 94 00:07:02,000 --> 00:07:05,000 I'm easy. 95 00:07:05,000 --> 00:07:09,000 And I like making you happy. 96 00:07:09,000 --> 00:07:17,000 Mm. This is some very cheap wine, but you're enjoying it, so... 97 00:07:17,000 --> 00:07:21,000 you're a bit easy to make happy, aren't you? 98 00:07:21,000 --> 00:07:28,000 I like that. It's good. It's a good thing. 99 00:07:28,000 --> 00:07:32,000 I'm easy to trick. You're easy to make happy. 100 00:07:32,000 --> 00:07:39,000 We sound like a pretty fun pair, don't we? 101 00:07:39,000 --> 00:07:43,000 Mm. 102 00:07:43,000 --> 00:07:48,000 So what do you think? 103 00:07:48,000 --> 00:07:55,000 Do you want another treat? 104 00:07:55,000 --> 00:08:02,000 Because I really wouldn't mind getting tricked by you again. 105 00:08:02,000 --> 00:08:10,000 Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Yeah. 106 00:08:10,000 --> 00:08:25,000 You know, I felt your eyes on my ass as I ran back inside. 107 00:08:25,000 --> 00:08:28,000 I did. 108 00:08:28,000 --> 00:08:35,000 You played coy when I saw you after, but I know what you saw. 109 00:08:35,000 --> 00:08:42,000 And I know you liked it. 110 00:08:42,000 --> 00:08:47,000 And you repaid me the next week, didn't you? 111 00:08:47,000 --> 00:08:53,000 Coming out at 4 a.m. 112 00:08:53,000 --> 00:08:55,000 And only your boxers. 113 00:08:55,000 --> 00:08:58,000 There I was. I had pants on this time. 114 00:08:58,000 --> 00:09:02,000 I wasn't making the mistake. 115 00:09:02,000 --> 00:09:12,000 But you did that little nod thing. 116 00:09:12,000 --> 00:09:20,000 Flashed your smile. 117 00:09:20,000 --> 00:09:25,000 You're so handsome. You know that? 118 00:09:25,000 --> 00:09:27,000 Mm-hmm. 119 00:09:27,000 --> 00:09:32,000 You're such a handsome guy. 120 00:09:32,000 --> 00:09:36,000 Thank you. Thank you for coming over tonight. 121 00:09:36,000 --> 00:09:43,000 I don't know how long it would have taken me to build up the courage 122 00:09:43,000 --> 00:09:54,000 to make it all the way over there. 123 00:09:54,000 --> 00:10:04,000 Now this liquid courage, I think, is giving me a little bit more 124 00:10:04,000 --> 00:10:10,000 to do something I'd like to do. 125 00:10:10,000 --> 00:10:20,000 I see the way you're staring at my mouth as I drink this wine. 126 00:10:20,000 --> 00:10:27,000 The way my tongue licks my lips. 127 00:10:27,000 --> 00:10:36,000 Then I miss a little hug. 128 00:10:36,000 --> 00:10:41,000 The wine wasn't enough of a treat, was it? 129 00:10:41,000 --> 00:10:45,000 No, no it wasn't. 130 00:10:45,000 --> 00:10:51,000 I can think of an even better treat for you. 131 00:10:51,000 --> 00:10:56,000 Would you like to know what it is? 132 00:10:56,000 --> 00:11:04,000 Would you like to know what I can give you? 133 00:11:04,000 --> 00:11:09,000 I'd love to suck your cock if I could. 134 00:11:09,000 --> 00:11:13,000 You wouldn't mind, would you? 135 00:11:13,000 --> 00:11:19,000 I thought not. 136 00:11:19,000 --> 00:11:22,000 Look at you. 137 00:11:22,000 --> 00:11:27,000 You could hardly contain your excitement. 138 00:11:27,000 --> 00:11:31,000 You want that, don't you? 139 00:11:31,000 --> 00:11:38,000 You want to feel my mouth around your cock? 140 00:11:38,000 --> 00:11:43,000 I want that too. 141 00:11:43,000 --> 00:11:46,000 You don't mind if I just... 142 00:11:46,000 --> 00:11:50,000 Here, we'll put this down. 143 00:11:50,000 --> 00:12:19,000 And get these off. 144 00:12:19,000 --> 00:12:33,000 What do you think? 145 00:12:33,000 --> 00:12:35,000 Feels better? 146 00:12:35,000 --> 00:12:50,000 That's what it looks, doesn't it? 147 00:12:50,000 --> 00:13:05,000 That's what it looks, doesn't it? 148 00:13:05,000 --> 00:13:20,000 That's what it looks, doesn't it? 149 00:13:20,000 --> 00:13:39,000 That's what it looks, doesn't it? 150 00:13:39,000 --> 00:13:41,000 Go ahead. 151 00:13:41,000 --> 00:13:43,000 You can grab my face. 152 00:13:43,000 --> 00:13:48,000 I like it. 153 00:13:48,000 --> 00:13:51,000 I like feeling your hands on me. 154 00:13:51,000 --> 00:14:20,000 Yeah. 155 00:14:20,000 --> 00:14:32,000 Your cock. 156 00:14:32,000 --> 00:14:44,000 Feels so good. 157 00:14:44,000 --> 00:14:46,000 I could suck it all night. 158 00:14:46,000 --> 00:14:54,000 You wouldn't mind, would you? 159 00:14:54,000 --> 00:15:20,000 Shooting love after love in my mouth, me just not stopping. 160 00:15:20,000 --> 00:15:43,000 Only taking your cock out of my throat, but I need to breathe. 161 00:15:43,000 --> 00:16:09,000 Using my mouth to train you as much as we possibly can. 162 00:16:09,000 --> 00:16:14,000 Go ahead. 163 00:16:14,000 --> 00:16:16,000 Give me your tongue, please. 164 00:16:16,000 --> 00:16:45,000 I want you to come. 165 00:16:45,000 --> 00:16:51,000 Thank you. 166 00:16:51,000 --> 00:16:58,000 That's a treat for me. 167 00:16:58,000 --> 00:17:03,000 Did I trick you? 168 00:17:03,000 --> 00:17:16,000 I'm so sorry. 169 00:17:16,000 --> 00:17:21,000 I guess you have to trick me now, huh? 170 00:17:21,000 --> 00:17:23,000 Yeah. 171 00:17:23,000 --> 00:17:27,000 It's your turn. 172 00:17:27,000 --> 00:17:33,000 What are you gonna do, huh?