Ugh, I'm so bored. No, that's the problem. I'm bored, but I don't want to do anything. I don't really feel like playing video games, none of my shows have new episodes, and I'm not really in the mood for music. Ugh, you know, I guess if anything I am kind of for me. Sorry, do you mind if I talk about sex stuff with you? Thanks, man, you rock. But yeah, I'm pretty horny right now. Why don't I just go into my room and masturbate? Oh wow, I hadn't thought of that, what a completely original idea. To answer your question, I would go masturbate, but after a while playing with myself kind of gets old and it doesn't always do it for me, you know? Yeah, like I could make myself cum three times, but I'd still be horny. Hey, that's not fair. It's not like I want to be a virgin, I just haven't found anybody who meets my standards and is also interested in me yet. I mean, maybe some guys are put off by how much tomboy I am, but that is their problem. I'm not going to change who I am just to get laid, no matter how sexually frustrated I might be. I don't know, I think I can be pretty sexy. Short hair is a good look on me. Plus, I stay in shape, so I'd like to think at least I have a reasonably nice body, even if my boobs are kind of on the smaller side. So I'm horny, but masturbating probably won't help. And it is just so much effort. I have to get my vibrator out, and then if the batteries are dead, I have to get some new ones and then I got to think of like a really good fantasy, otherwise I won't be able to cum. It sucks. Honestly, I'm kind of jealous of you being a guy. You know, you have a cock. I just, I wish I had a cock sometimes. It would be so nice just to lie back and jack off whenever I got horny. It's just, it's easier for you guys to get off. Plus, I mean, while I don't have any personal experience, I sometimes watch porn of guys jacking off and it looks like it feels really good. Yeah, of course it feels good for girls too, but I don't know, the noises and the faces that guys make? Pretty intense. I guess I have a bit of penis envy now that I think about it. It's just too bad I don't actually have a cock to play with. Anyway, I really appreciate that I can just talk about this kind of stuff with you. You're a really great friend and an awesome roommate, so. You know what? Hey, I have an idea. It might come off a little out there, but just hear me out, okay? What if I played with your cock? Huh? Maybe that would help satisfy my curiosity. And it's the only thing that strikes me as not boring right now. Come on, it'll be fun. Don't you think so? No, it's no weird. I just really want to know what it's like to play with a cock and yours is the closest one, so. And you know, probably the only one I have a decent shot at getting my hands on anytime soon if my luck doesn't improve. Plus, as far as I can tell, it's not like you've been getting any recently, so what do you say? Can I play with your cock? What if I take my top off? Would that help? Yeah? Awesome. Huh? Do you like what you see? Well, I guess wearing sports bra's all the time doesn't do my tits any favors and making them look bigger, but they really are so much more comfortable, so. If you agree to let me jack you off, I will take off all my clothes for you. Deal? Awesome. I promise you won't regret this, OK, we should get naked then. So now that you can actually see them, be honest. What do you think of my tits? Really? You like them? I like your cock too, by the way. You have a really nice one. I mean, it's the only one I've seen in person, but still, yeah, I can see it's not totally hard yet, but you're mostly there, right? Maybe if I turn around and let you look at my ass? I don't mind if you stare. We're friends, right? It's all cool. And even though I'm a major tomboy, it's nice to have someone look at me like I'm a girl once in a while. Really? You think I'm hot? Like hot, hot? Oh, thanks. It means a lot, especially coming from you. If I'm being totally honest with you, and I might as well be, seeing as how I'm about to give you a hand job, I think we'd make a pretty good couple. You know, if you didn't see me as only a friend, which I know is how you feel. Also how I feel. Obviously, I am only doing this because I'm bored and horny. No other reasons. So could you lie back on the couch? Okay. I think, I think I'm gonna straddle you like this. Is that comfortable? Great. So I kind of want to sit up so my pussy is right up against your cock. That way I can sort of pretend that it is my cock and I'm just jacking myself off. So can I start? Okay. Wow. It's a lot different than I expected. Not in a bad way or anything. It's just different. Am I doing it right? Does it feel good? Okay. Cool. It does look like it feels really good, a little faster, sure. No problem. I didn't mention this earlier, but I think you're really hot too. Yeah, I really think so. Your cock. It's rubbing against my clit and it's really nice. So the head is the most sensitive part, right? Does it feel good if I focus there? Sorry. I didn't mean to make it too intense. Thank you for bearing with me. Oh, this is perfect. I totally get why guys jack off so much. It's the best. No, no, please go ahead and moan. I don't mind at all. Lets me know that I'm doing a good job. This is even more fun than I thought it would be. Let me know when you're getting close, okay? I want to make you come really hard. It's not going to be satisfying for me if it's not good for you. I can feel your legs shaking. I can't believe I'm doing that to you. You're getting close. Okay, should I go faster? Yeah? I really want you to come for me. Yes, I do. I want to see what you look like when you have an orgasm. I want to see what your body does. I want to see the faces you make and I want to hear you moan. I want to know just how good I make you feel. So go on and come for me. Come for me. Do it. Show me. Come for me. Oh my gosh. There's so much. It's shooting all over the place. Wow. Oh, that was way better in person than it is in porn. It was fucking hot as hell. Yeah I kind of gathered that you enjoyed it. Let's get cleaned up, but first I just want to try tasting your gum. Not bad actually. Thank you for letting me do that. My boredom is cured. Maybe we could do this again sometime soon or maybe a little more. Yeah. We should probably get some condoms done because I have a feeling I'm not going to be a virgin that much longer.